No.1882948
xrd rollback is cool but i like +r more
No.1882949
>>1882948let's play (in 4 hours)
No.1882950
why the fuck wont walmart ship bananas how am i supposed to do the 30BAD mono diet
No.1882951
im sure theres other bottom friendly food you can get
No.1882952
why hasnt there been any toss posts since andrew tate was arrested
No.1882954
>>1882952hold on
im waking up checker so she can check
No.1882955
*holds on*
No.1882956
dude let her sleep -_-
No.1882957
>>1882952theres one right here though
>>1882952 No.1882958
good morning bros!!!!!!!!!
No.1882959
'hayou
No.1882960
nyahello~
No.1882962
its weird how 6 hours of sleep feels more refreshing than 9 hours of sleep sometimes
No.1882972
>>1882964>I made the mistake of having a girl's name on my lichess account stopped reading there
get owned
No.1882974
hmm the crank that closes my window broke
No.1882975
>>1882973grandmas inheritance can only support one alcoholic neet…
No.1882976
posture check
No.1882977
*curls further forward to see the screen*
No.1882978
*adjusts posture*
*slips back after 10 seconds*
No.1882979
okay official aeron review:
it's great
you're doing yourself a disservice if you don't own this chair
the only downside is you can't jack in it comfortably
No.1882980
>>1882963lmao
>>1882979i have aeron at home and steelcase at work
i prefer the steelcase
No.1882983
i still have my secret labs chair but as soon as that breaks im getting an aeron
No.1882984
go to the bathroom and take a shit!!!
No.1882985
why does hearthstone need so many fucking updates
i need a way to automatically patch my files
No.1882987
this "used" mouse i bought came in the original box with the manuals and doesnt even have a single fingerprint on it
No.1882988
it comes with chinese malware
No.1882991
>>1882989bro thats a girl game
No.1882992
>>1882987i always buy used stuff on amazon and its always brand new
you should post pics of your mouse
No.1882994
i hate when you losers pretend to be girls but refuse to be my gf
No.1882995
girl games: sims, overwatch uhhh
No.1882996
girls love apex and dead by daylight
No.1882997
oh yeah dead by daylight is a huge one
No.1882999
damn why do girls like terrible games
No.1883000
>>1882999they like popular games that are easy and guys still play them so they can get carried by pussy loving retards
No.1883001
big dave?
No.1883002
i swear these people across the street get doordash deliveries at least twice a day
No.1883003
jealous, poorfag?
No.1883004
many furries in dead by daylight too specifically gay furries. dont ask how i know lol
No.1883005
mom keeps eating food meant for me and its angering me. im trying not to be greedy but it feels, in the bottom of my stomach, so wrong for a mother to be taking food from her child when its her job to feed ME
No.1883006
youre right
No.1883007
>>1883005did you pay for it?
No.1883008
>>1883007youre going to say its her perogotive to eat it since i didnt pay, and im going to say that doesnt matter
No.1883009
my prerogative - bobby brown
No.1883010
dave you here?
No.1883011
dave?
we need you dave
No.1883012
got my blood test back
5.7 a1c (pre-diabetes)
247 mg/dl cholesterol (high, bad, sub 200 is 'desirable')
6.86 testosterone ng/ml (normal)
No.1883013
dave i love your double
No.1883015
>>1883012>muh numbersthese are meaningless
No.1883016
>>1882986shes just like me if she was flat
No.1883017
>>1883012whats your diet and lifestyle like
No.1883018
>>1883015to an idiot maybe
No.1883019
*nibbles on my scissors*
No.1883020
dave the brother of buster?
No.1883021
>>1883012not bad, let's see paul allens numbers
No.1883022
>>1883018the fact that post has the words "pre-diabetic" would indicate that poster is a massive retard. the "magic numbers" were just the cherry on top
No.1883023
>>1883017i was a slop maniac
but as of 1/1 im on noslop
the test is from 1/9 so noslop didnt have a chance to improve the numbers yet
No.1883025
we need to work on lowering our test
No.1883026
never had a blood test in my life and im still alive
No.1883029
What Is Prediabetes? Prediabetes is a serious health condition where blood sugar levels are higher than normal, but not high enough yet to be diagnosed as type 2 diabetes. Approximately 96 million American adults—more than 1 in 3—have prediabetes. Of those with prediabetes, more than 80% don't know they have it.
No.1883031
>>1883029do amerifats really….?
No.1883032
there were 2 girls who worked at the shelter that were so cool and pretty
the cat i had chosen as my frontrunner ended up meowing to me and reaching out his paw when i first walked in the room, i wanted to take my time and look at all of them so i did that. but i already had my dude.
there was a ginger girl cat which is rare. while im looking at the other cats this old couple come in for their appointment and the girl walks them around the room pointing out the cats in each cage for them. within a minute theyre holding the cat i liked for like 10 minutes straight. they were going to snake me and they didnt even know it, the
second they put him down i told the worker girl that cat please. i was so happy signing the stuff at the end i almost hugged the girl
this lil man 4 months old, he from okeechobee florida
thinking of naming him marcus or St. anthony
better pics soon im overwhelmed right now because my room is still a little messy.
really weird to have an entire day just being actually happy the whole day.
normally the closest to that i ever feel is getting distracted for a few minutes and forgotting how much i hate myself
>>1883009fuck yea man
No.1883033
she looks like that chess girl
No.1883034
>health is a video game! if i lower the (bad) numbers and increase the (good) numbers then im functioning properly!
No.1883035
just gonna leave this here
omo
No.1883037
>>1883030shes like a whorier anya taylor joy
No.1883039
i want to die
No.1883041
>he diagnoses diabetes with blood sugar not insulin levels
wow
No.1883042
>>1883031*wakes up*
*chugs soda*
*eats bread with sugar on it and cereal for breakfast*
*chugs soda*
*has pasta for lunch*
*chugs soda*
*lasagna or pasta casserole for dinner*
*chugs soda*
*cake for dessert*
*chugs soda*
*repeat*
No.1883043
whats wrong with pasta and lasagna…….
No.1883044
garfield…
No.1883045
taking pictures of black cats is hard you have to copy tricks you see from model shoots like bouncing indirect lighting off stuff with multiple light sources. or you just get a black outline and eyes. thats why im not just spamming kitty pics.
No.1883046
just post the black outline with eyes
No.1883048
>>1883047love this so much
No.1883050
we do stuff like three point lighting and other pro techniques here
No.1883051
potatoes will be done in 40 minutes
No.1883052
what are the signs of diabetes and high blood pressure
No.1883053
my life is potato
No.1883055
those piercings probably hurt so much i cried when i got my lobes done
No.1883057
343 will no longer develop future Halo games, but will oversee outside development
No.1883058
xbros… its really ogre isnt it…
No.1883060
just how bad were infinite sales
No.1883061
what motivates musicians to keep making music when theyre worth hundreds of millions of dollars
No.1883062
>>1883055i was joking around with a piercing gun girls told me didnt have a needle in it. put my lobe in the wrong part. instead of nothing happening the part that holds the needle itself punched into my ear. it almost punched a pencil sized hole out of my ear in one go it was bleeding.
i was going ow ow ow get it off me with the gun stuck to my ear. it left a red ring on my lobe for a year
No.1883063
thats almost as bad as me getting my piercings done at claires
No.1883064
ive heard that once you hit 100 million or so you want 200 million
and then 300 million
500 million
the want never stops
No.1883065
>>1883061when they are no longer profitable and are worth more dead they'll be killed off by their record label like prince was.
for real though
#aware
No.1883066
i want to get my dick sucked
No.1883067
hey
No.1883068
Taylor Swift has an estimated net worth of $450 Million in the year 2023
why even keep making albums or going on tour when you have that much money
No.1883069
what else is she gonna do
No.1883070
theyre artists. they have to express themselves. why am i not surprised sportsnorms dont understand anything besides money
No.1883072
*gets permanent brain damage*
*blows football money before 35*
No.1883073
>>1883063yours is way worse. mine happened hanging out in a college girls dorm at night with my friend dan drinking vod with 6 girls
No.1883074
generational wealth for these athletes!
*lasts one generation cuz theyre niggers with no long term thinking*
No.1883078
boy i sure hope turt is seeing this
No.1883079
its so nice not having a mouse that doesnt double click
No.1883080
im confused
No.1883082
cant wait to start drinking in 8 hours
No.1883083
/':::::::::::KLOlolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
(catpost)
No.1883084
>>1883082just scootch the ritual up 8 hours and you can start now
No.1883085
*starts now*
it worked
No.1883087
>>1883084i still have to cook food for the weekend and take a shower and go to the liquor store and eat something
No.1883088
guys hop on raid shadow legends we're grabbing the new playable ronda rousey champion and playing it on pc. its our new game
https://raidshadowlegends.com/ No.1883089
>>1882963shes so cute
i need to wander rural japan with an sailor costume caramel elf gf
No.1883091
>>1883032this is huge for us
No.1883094
actually its kshit
No.1883096
its just some gook moving left and right to gook music that isnt a good post
No.1883099
she should practice her voice
No.1883100
no one asked your input cissie
No.1883102
ok sorry
No.1883107
>>1883105whose hand is on the cat in the backgroun
No.1883108
ItmeJP
No.1883110
a 22 year old baby boy new born slimy infant so young
No.1883111
me if i dropped out
No.1883112
>>1883104feel like the giants winning is more believable because philly's qb isnt 100%
mahomes is 100% and the best qb of this generation and plus they have sneed
jags dont have a chance
No.1883114
>>1883112damn thats crazy
No.1883115
stop spamming your dumb holoshit nobody is clicking it
No.1883116
paste mom must have mindlinked with that other guys mom cuz shes picking up 'nese too
No.1883118
i wish i linked up with the moms i sneed some nese badly
No.1883119
>>1883115actually im clicking all the non enna ones
No.1883122
>>1883119this is a fun one if youre into indonesian womens issues and niji/holo crossover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNZDdyxF3_8 No.1883124
>>1883122damn this is just like when mom found my cum sock
No.1883125
the new nijisanji debuts were better than i expected tbqh
theyre still too many tho
No.1883126
>>1883125grow the fuck up dude
No.1883128
mom wont let me watch the new scooby doo she said it was anti white
No.1883131
what a stunning display of queer poc power
No.1883132
i freaked it last night but im getting horny again today
No.1883133
butts!
No.1883134
look at those sexy hot underage naked
teen toons
No.1883136
i heard they use the imagine if this was a show a lot
No.1883137
toon i cant watch this not even ironically
No.1883138
>>1883135wtf theyre all chicks?
what happened to manjisanji
No.1883140
>>1883139you have to decide on a name
now
No.1883141
he looks chill
No.1883142
>>1883139are you gonna let him outside
No.1883143
kawaii desu
No.1883144
this show is very unpleasant
No.1883145
if i was u i would double down and get at least 3 more kittens
if you get them young theyll get along and have megafun together
if u wait too long they will be grumpy and old
No.1883146
>>1883136the target audience think its so bad that its either a genius meta thing mocking all of this stuff because that indian girl whore wrote it is so clever
or its some conspiracy made bad on purpose for conservative youtubers to make fun of
No.1883148
!!!!!
No.1883149
>>1883147omg is he on your lap
No.1883151
adorbs >.<
No.1883152
so whats a good vod i should get to celebrate breaking sober 2023
No.1883153
>>1883139cutie
looks like she's getting used to you quickly
No.1883154
his pronouns are he/him
No.1883155
what would happen if you put a 5 year old girl on estrogen
would she be fuckable before 10?
No.1883156
>>1883155your brain is done its ogre
No.1883158
>>1883135this is all in japanese
No.1883159
so is norville shaggy? why isnt he called shaggy
No.1883160
>>1883159they decided to make him a cucked black simp that is anti-drug
No.1883161
why would fred even be going to the same school as them
No.1883162
fred has a small dick lol
No.1883163
>>1883158some guy posted translated highlights on /vt/ but im not watching his vids so i cant vouch for the tl so i wont link it
No.1883165
hwhitebros we're taking a beating here
No.1883168
crazy how the annoying girl from the office was the most qualified person to write a new scooby doo reboot
No.1883169
im not in a good state rn bros
No.1883170
slowbois
No.1883171
>>1883169*slides you a cat*
No.1883172
whats wrong
No.1883173
>>1883169whats goin on man
you wanna talk about it?
No.1883176
hypnic headachebro u up?
No.1883178
>>1883176yeah
but i havent had headache in a couple of weeks now so im hopefully in the clear for the next year or so again before they come back
No.1883179
>>1883178i wanted to tell you that im pretty sure what you actually have is called visual snow syndrome
No.1883180
hmm idk i dont see static really its just waking up with headaches an hour or two after falling asleep
No.1883185
theyre posting gross stuff again toot
No.1883187
if they figure out how to give girls a donorpenis troons will be able to linkup with the opposite type of troon and get their genitals swapped
No.1883188
>>1883181is she 4 foot tall
No.1883189
>>1883184ltg sus af for this 🧐🧐
No.1883193
Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.
my /b/rothers
its time
No.1883195
>>1883192i didnt know, thats pretty cool
No.1883196
the monitor has more books than i last remember
No.1883197
>>1883194come on man you're early as hell!
No.1883198
that guy tito makes some good vodka yo
No.1883199
>>1883197im not drinking it now i just got back
No.1883200
>>1883194huh interesting, how did that bottle get on your desk
No.1883201
tito does not sound like someone i want handmaking vodka
No.1883204
>>1883194cam you tell me anything about okeechobee? its where my cat is from
No.1883205
ltg soundin like the chairman of the bussy fanclub
No.1883206
take that thong out ya bussy, player
No.1883207
nyanners is just like me going back to fight the tree sentinel while still way underleveled
No.1883208
>>1883204yea theres an old legend around here that says all cats born in okeechobee are imbued with the soul of a demon. every year in okeechobee more people die in mysterious 'cat related accidents' then in any other town in america.
No.1883212
just made a cool 20,000 nyannerspoints by betting against that dumb foid
No.1883213
pwned
No.1883214
vtubers are shit
No.1883215
ok you be entertaining instead
No.1883216
just read some real bad posts
what a shame
No.1883217
better than your posts
No.1883218
>>1883216the hatman is coming for you
No.1883219
thats not true at all i make tons of great posts all the time
i provide lots of content for this web site
No.1883220
you provide nothing but shit you're an diarhea ass
No.1883221
never refer to our posts as content again
No.1883223
cute chubby blonde boys…..
No.1883224
sis*
No.1883225
wait why are they bringing stray cats from florida all the way to massachusettes?
do shelters really ship stray animals all across the country instead of euthanizing them?
No.1883226
cats wander
No.1883227
pets are a big business
No.1883228
do shelters get emptied out surely theres way more strays and cats that need adoption than people actually willing to take them in
do shelters just take care of the cats forever
No.1883229
i wanna get a retired racing greyhound but i dont have the room for a dog rn….
No.1883230
>>1883219bullshit. go ahead and prove me wrong, make one good post i
dare you
No.1883231
i can vouch for him he already made lots of great posts in these past few days alone i saw them
No.1883234
this nyanners situation is tense
No.1883235
>>1883234did people find her moonman conver
No.1883236
i forgot how to make good posts
No.1883237
lol
No.1883238
I swear The Last of Us 2 might be the most misunderstood and unjustly hated game ever.
No.1883239
who is she quoting
No.1883240
nyanners simps lost all their nyannerspoints to us unapologetic misogynists who know women cant game
No.1883242
i tried voting but i had 0 nyanners points
No.1883243
nyaggerbucks
No.1883244
if i ever got rich i would become a modular synth guy
No.1883246
so friggin tired
No.1883249
>>1883247if her boyfriend gets locked up for terrorism i think i have a chance with this girl
No.1883252
>>1883245holey moley, TWO MUKS!!
No.1883253
me on the right
No.1883254
meowdalyn and anna are linking up on stream LFG!!!!
No.1883255
its getting harder to quickly model 3d objects in my head
No.1883256
a large job that i frequently do is after getting high to improve my brain power ill 3d render complex objects in my mind
No.1883257
hey meowdalyn isnt online
No.1883258
what kind of objects
No.1883259
objets d'art
No.1883260
>>1883258its hard to define since these are complex objects that are sometimes even 4th dimensional
they break the laws of what man can make in this universe which is why i only make them in my mind
No.1883261
4d??? no fweakin way
No.1883262
potheads definitely cant 3d render or even 2d render anything in their brains
No.1883263
not blogging here again for a while the bully freaks are out posting again
No.1883264
its just a little good natured ribbing
No.1883266
no actually it isnt man and fuck you i hope you die
No.1883267
i cant be surrounded by all this booze
No.1883268
what man i just said that pot heads are retarded i didnt mean anything by it
just a lil foolin around
No.1883269
get drunk get fat
you have to sip the poison
No.1883271
>>1883268youre projecting and showing you yourself are the stupid one
the reason you think that is because youre brain is too weak to handle pot
No.1883274
well i thought we were making fun of me
No.1883275
>>1883265why are the japs trying to weaponize gender dysphoria
No.1883276
only a rotten brained westerner would see it in that way
in japan theyre not fucked in the head so theres no danger
No.1883277
>>1883276youre talking about the island famous for tentacle rape and shitting dick nipples
No.1883278
cant wait to start drinking in 4 hours
No.1883280
just offended someone on accident because I didn't think they'd see a message i posted
really funny every time that happens but also a little embarrassing
No.1883281
>>1883278a lil sip from the titos jug right now cant hurt
No.1883283
and i dont want to be lectured on normality from the people whose word for pedophilia is also the name of their most popular genre of porn
No.1883286
>>1883225$400 adoption fee is big business, theyre rounding up those stray hurricane cats and shipping them all over. probably with drugs.
>>1883228there are 2 types of shelters. no-kill and kill shelters.
i dont know the exact deal with the kill shelters but its something like they keep the dog in the shelter for a month and if no one adopts it they kill it.
i think the non-kill shelters move animals to another shelter if they havent been adopted after a long time
No.1883287
>>1883283theres barely any kids getting raped over there compared to most western countries
so hows that a problem
No.1883288
good news i figured out the 3d object
No.1883289
i never paid more than 50 bucks for a cat
No.1883292
guys can we not talk about animal shelters and stuff it makes me sad
No.1883293
>>1883288you're making stuff in 3-d? i wish i could do that theres so much 3-d printing shit i could be doing if i knew how
No.1883294
we should adopt some animals and then send them out to go world pvp against coyotes
No.1883295
3d printing is gay you need to take a cnc class at your local college instead
No.1883296
i think around here its about $200 and gets cheaper the older the animal
No.1883298
>>1883297i appreciate these old gems being posted
No.1883300
that was before okayu got slutty
the good ol days…
No.1883301
https://framed.wtf/ok everyone should get this easily
No.1883302
https://guessthe.game/and this one is easy too
No.1883304
>>1883302loved this level of banjo kazooie
No.1883307
>>1883302these things are hilarious to me
you guys really know the difference between mario kart 64 and diddy kong racing?
same with like the zelda games how in the world can you differentiate that shit, idk it's some 20 year old kart racing game how am i gonna know which of the 43 it is?
No.1883310
>>1883288that price doubled in the 20 years since i got michael. theyve got a smart price model (for them)
kittens cost 4 hundo
1-2 year olds 200 hundo
2+ year olds 125? hundo
i paid extra because i wanted to experience these premium kitten years and because i wanted to bond with it as early as possible.
it costs more for the kitten because you're getting for all the initial booster shots, microchipping, spaying or neutering, and then vouchers for the 1 year boosters . so the $400 comes with 3 vet visits of worth of stuff that'd cost more than that
1 year old+ only need 1 vet visit worth of shit for their 2nd booster hence that price
No.1883311
4 hundo for a kitten?
what in the world wide web
No.1883313
calm down twilight sparkle
No.1883314
a drawing of a weedcat is trying to seduce me
No.1883316
wish weedcat was my stoner gf
No.1883318
>>1883306its just a pic of a sad panda
No.1883322
>clot shots and computer chips
>a good thing for your pet
uhhh, no?
No.1883323
and gundams there are some parts i've lost id love to just quickly replace. i dont know anything about them but 3-d scanners seem like they could be useful i have no clue
No.1883324
tadaima~
No.1883325
okaeri~
No.1883327
>>1883322rabies, distemper, feline leukemia?
old school autism causing vaccines are a totally different deal than clotshots.
the chips arent as cool as they sound they arent GPS or anything. the chip is the size of a grain of rice and contains a 10 digit number? it goes under the skin on the back of the neck. when a cat or dog is brought into a shelter they scan for a chip. if there is one they can look the animal up and then contact the owner
No.1883329
hm….
No.1883330
one of the girls at the shelter gave me her email in case i had any questions later. i'm assuming it was a sexual advance
No.1883331
give her the d
No.1883332
anyone wanna watch a vn
No.1883333
>>1883330bro why didn't you ask for her ig?
No.1883334
she can funnel you kittens under the table
No.1883338
>>1883335cant believe these n00bs stopped their convoy in the middle of the killzone
No.1883339
trying very hard to resist making some acerbic replies right now
No.1883340
hope it isnt me
No.1883341
im going to invent a new kind of violence
No.1883342
i need to adopt more cats
No.1883344
she could have just gone on a diet
No.1883346
it's 'zza night!
No.1883349
>>1883339a·cer·bic
/əˈsərbik/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
1.
(especially of a comment or style of speaking) sharp and forthright.
"his acerbic wit"
No.1883350
i really hope that fluff and theodore get adopted soon
No.1883351
shoutout to nazrin rat gotta be one of my favorite touhous
No.1883352
nazrin is numero uno the only other one i know is the pitmaiden
No.1883353
well theres la remelia and fatchouli and moukou jeans
No.1883356
touhou 1-12 music trivia i could dominate at
No.1883358
gave some hobo 5 bucks outside the liquor store to watch my scooter while i went in browsed
No.1883361
its gonna be pretty cool once we have universal translators
No.1883363
>>1883354they got you running in circles stuck in the rat race while some guy makes an easy 6 figures uploading compilations of 'family guy funny moments' to youtube
No.1883366
>>1883362wtf ive been watching a bunch of her vids recently
No.1883367
>>1883364>2003wew that takes me back
No.1883368
I am worried about strangers at first, and will hide for an hour or so. I started inappropriate urination the day after a baby was brought home. I have shown good litter box manners here at the shelter. It is recommended that my adopter be able to offer a quiet, low-traffic environment to reduce my stress.
No.1883369
>>1883363all i need is my own place and internet and i'm set then i'm going when dad goes
No.1883370
>>1883369you should stay with your dad if you two get along well, he'll need someone around after the separation….
No.1883371
sneed pics of this pussy
No.1883373
>>1883370tell him how we support him
No.1883375
might be seeing my grandpa for the last time tomorrow
really hope it isnt
hope i dont cry like a big baby
No.1883376
>>1883375come on bro grandpa died years ago youre hallucinating
No.1883377
no hes 99 and its been rough but we love him very very much and are cheering for him
No.1883378
i wish i was 99 and dying
No.1883379
hes lived a long life if you cry for a 99 year old youre just insane
No.1883380
nazrin is great but i have fatchouli #1
la remilia
mokou jeans
koishi
reimo
cirno siega "yo soy siega"
slightly above her
No.1883381
>>1883377grandpa fighting…
No.1883383
don't cry for him be happy that you get to experience these last moments with him
No.1883385
>>1883383and thank you
sorry to make thread dep have a good one fellas
No.1883386
make thread dep? because an old man is sick? on the contrary
No.1883387
two more hours
two more long hours
No.1883388
see that giant ball?
you can drive into it
No.1883389
*grabs you by the throat*
fuck you little pussy
No.1883391
do you have battletoads
No.1883392
no i didnt have an nes i started with the snes
No.1883393
>>1883375my gramps died this year and it was so shitty and weird and confusing and dep. i dont know what to say about it. i keep deleting 1 word attempts trying to think. its just been a giant fucking wallstare since. the funeral was fucking rough
get yourself a pet
No.1883394
heh. pussy
No.1883396
that one reminds me of pad
No.1883397
nice little armadillo very cute little guy and nice voice gonna give him a 9/10 an 8, but he's smiling so that's a +1 love animal smiles
No.1883400
i doubt ill even be a gamer by 2025
No.1883404
id be real scared of shannon hes wide
No.1883405
wtf we have football tomorrow
No.1883408
>>1883406cant believe the snoys actually won something
No.1883409
you guys, some old guy i barely knew who has my last name died and it wrecked me. oh fellas, im so dep. he was 130 years old and im crying. woe is me!
No.1883410
130 years old huh
No.1883411
>>1883409why do you come here?
No.1883412
>>1883411delaing with th dep of my dead 130 year old man who lived a full life man im crying at his complete journey ;___; man im a mess!
No.1883414
guys sorry for making the thread dep with the news of my dead ancient grandpa. i somehow forgot death was a part of life and thought people lived forever for some reaosn and now im sad because reality is not like my fantasies
again very sorry to make the thread dep!
No.1883415
>>1883414why do you do this to me?
No.1883417
>>1883414HEROES NEVER DIE!
No.1883419
i can feel it the time has almost come
No.1883421
good one dad
No.1883422
i need to get off these meds
No.1883423
well well well would you look at the time
No.1883424
you coulda been slamming tito's for hours man
No.1883425
i cant sleeep
No.1883426
i want chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chip. no, not sugar cookies. chocolate chip without the chocolate chips! 😡
No.1883427
shut it fatso
No.1883430
started sipping and the thread died
No.1883431
we just woke up man
we had a nice poop (no blood)
and now we're making some oatmeal with sliced banana and protein powder
No.1883432
where did you get "josip broz tito" vodka?
No.1883435
tadaima~
No.1883437
i wonder what craziness the next hundred years will be
hrmph.
No.1883438
average iq is dropping so there will be a nuclear war
No.1883439
really hope there wont be thats one of my biggest fears
No.1883440
one day you will wake up and see your skin is red from radiation and you know your body will slowly collapse and you'll die in painful death
No.1883441
actually i plan to drop the nuke directly on top of your head dont worry
No.1883442
wish i could see way far into the future and know what they think of us thatd be so fun
No.1883443
nah
the worst part would be the ~30 minutes between the launch and the landing
all your tvs and phones blaring emergency warnings knowing theres nothing you can do
No.1883444
and even if your city doesnt get hit the aftermath is going to be hell anyway with some dictatorial emergency government taking control youll be drafted or hurried into some kind of concentration camp 'for your safety'
No.1883445
what arent we doing that makes us look silly
what are we doing that makes them wish romantically for better times
No.1883447
you know
like the wish to be a red indian
No.1883449
>>1883445'factory farming' and maybe eating meat is going to be seen as completely barbaric if lab grown/artificial meat actually becomes good
No.1883451
dont care if its cornball
No.1883452
the use of plastic for everything will probably be seen as insane
No.1883453
>>1883452plastic is awesome though
No.1883455
i wonder if widespread obesity will be a bizarre and disgusting symptom of a period in time or +40% of humans being fat is just the new normal
No.1883456
havent you seen wall-e
No.1883457
you're all naive. the future? you're never gonna see it. that's for the elite and the sons of the elite. closest youll get to seeing the future is thru a the bars of your cage before you're incinerated by a robot
No.1883458
i use plastic utensils and paper plates
No.1883459
i dont think everyone becoming jabba-the-huts is ever going to be a reality even in some idealized post-scarcity uber-convenient world
along with 600lb monstrosities the present also has the most extreme fitness culture thats ever existed
No.1883460
>>1883456thats just propaganda
you can literally burn plastic its a great fuel source its solid oil
No.1883461
you will be health tracked. if you dont do your government mandated 30 minutes of remote monitored cardio your ration allowance will be halved. so no more obesity
No.1883464
>>1883463dude its time to hop on turtle wow!
No.1883465
>>1883464bro…. we dont play wow…..
No.1883466
yes hitler ill play wow for you hitler
No.1883467
uhhh…danke?
No.1883468
'ate germans
No.1883469
verfickter idiot
No.1883470
im half german half italian they call me the jew killer
No.1883471
'ate 'em germans what can i say
No.1883472
amerimutts be like im half german half italian they call me the jew killer
No.1883474
euroslimes be like !!!
No.1883475
i want a bf
No.1883477
w
No.1883478
im not smelly
No.1883479
femcels. do they really exist?
No.1883480
my sister (femcel) and i (femcel (male))
No.1883481
let me talk to your sister
No.1883482
no we hate men
No.1883483
im not like the other men
No.1883484
parentheses' inside parentheses is indicated with brackets like so (femcel[male])
No.1883485
thank you ill do that in the future
No.1883486
bro i need to talk to her
No.1883487
transition then
No.1883488
dont be unreasonable
No.1883489
sounds to me like you're not passionate about it
No.1883490
you will regret going against my will little whore
No.1883491
flirting wont get you anywhere
No.1883492
just heard on a radio
today is national hugging day…
No.1883493
hope no one tries to hug me
No.1883494
*doesn't*
No.1883495
*orders 'bab with fries*
first slop of the year…
No.1883496
yeah boy. slop it up
No.1883499
neighbours are out again ugh
No.1883502
dont know much about algae but they sound awesome
No.1883503
>trust me bro
No.1883507
cant wait until the algae mutates and overgrows everything
No.1883509
first person at work you know what that means
No.1883510
office goon time
No.1883512
grandpa needs to survive another year so he can play starfield and volcano high
No.1883513
cant believe you guys are making light of that dudes dying grandpa
sick freaks i hope toot bans you all
No.1883515
vtube shit dont click
No.1883516
starfield
barbie movie
dune 2
rush hour 4
hes gonna miss a lot of stuff if he dips early
No.1883517
the niners boys game tomorrow is gonna be bussin fr ive been looking forward to this all week
i wish they would just start the 'eefs 'agaurs game now there is no reason to wait until mid afternoon
No.1883518
>>1883511i don't have any funkos
No.1883520
this guy is a polystyrene magnate he has so much plastic content
No.1883521
he looks just like steven universe thats so cool
No.1883522
>>1883518yeah im sure nothing you own is made of plastic
No.1883523
funkos are made of vinyl not plastic you stupid fuck
No.1883524
was it really necessary to call her a st*pid f*ck?
No.1883525
dont ever call her a stupid fuck again
No.1883526
I am a gentle old soul. I love attention, and I am very polite when asking for pets. I also have the cutest old man neck rolls!
No.1883528
>>1883523pvc is a plastic you quick-tempered friend :)
No.1883530
>>1883524>>1883525i was merely trolling. i only said stupid fuck because it would be funny because what i said was 100% wrong (making me the stupid fuck)
>>1883528 No.1883531
>>1883530listen up, buddy, trolling is a art and if you're not a competent artist it might be time to put down the keyboard
No.1883532
if i keep all of my funkos in a sealed vault and the plasticeaters destroy all the other funko pops in the world i will be a billionaire
No.1883533
ice 9 vibes
No.1883534
>>1883531uhmm dont you mean AN art?
No.1883535
cameron, i cant handle this
No.1883540
>>1883533yo just like 999
No.1883541
well i love my tooner like the finest wine
stick with her till the end of time
No.1883543
whats the difference between shop and market
No.1883544
a market is more like a bazaar a shop is like a store
No.1883545
gonna eat cornpops and game
No.1883546
market is like the wow auction house
shop is for cosmetics and such
No.1883547
*enters the market*
No.1883550
lol i see u here everyday [speech check; grooming]
No.1883551
>>1883550umm, who do you even know here bro. how old are you even? [speech check failure]
No.1883553
lol that guy just failed a speech check
No.1883554
we fail speech checks
No.1883555
the chicks are fuckin leaving dude what did you say
No.1883557
Poor work ethic and it seems like most of EN didn't really know what they were getting into. Only Kiara truly understood that being a Holo would be a grueling longterm grind and prepared herself for it.
No.1883559
dont post pits like that i cant jack today
No.1883560
guras never coming back is she
No.1883561
>>1883556where are her organs
No.1883562
channel just got invaded by a coordinated group of discorders under toss control
No.1883563
>>1883559bro thats a cartoon
No.1883565
threads been so boring and gay ever since toss left
i miss him so much
No.1883566
i dont know why he ever came here
No.1883568
he didnt leave he got excommunicated
No.1883571
i hope his life isn't going well
No.1883572
using condoms doesnt count as sex
No.1883573
using condoms is sinful
No.1883574
my teen gf insisted i didnt use a condom when i took her v card
No.1883575
one of my fetishes is a girl getting fucked with a condom and then the guy takes the condom off halfway through and the girl starts to panic
No.1883576
>>1883575god frowns upon you
No.1883579
grow up
No.1883583
>>1883582this game is way deeper than i thought whoa
No.1883584
who lends us money?
No.1883585
people who invest in bonds
No.1883586
what a bunch of suckers
No.1883587
love bonds
No.1883588
WHOPPER® WHOPPER® WHOPPER® WHOPPER®
No.1883590
the heartbreaking feeling of watching normal people turn into little retarded babies
No.1883591
>>1883588Chicken whopper?
No.1883592
the heartwarming feeling when you realize you were a little retarded baby all along and you dont have to pretend anymore
No.1883593
>>1883591i dont know how many whoppers to say before chicken so i played it safe
No.1883594
huuuuuuuuge drama over on knetz web
newjeans danielle said "happy chinese new year" instead of "happy lunar new year" and they are all freaking out
No.1883595
i will never buy a chicken whopper
No.1883596
6. [+98, -2] New Jeans… goodbye. You were a Chinese group all along.
No.1883598
>>1883594is she a chink or accused of being a chink on top of this?
No.1883599
omg is that baby yoda??
No.1883600
my life is wow now
No.1883601
>>18835981. [+1,253, -26] So can we please stop putting Chinese kids in these groups?
- [+46] What's shocking about this is that she's Korean
- [+28] She's Australian and Korean mixed
No.1883602
it's not the sea of japan it is the East Sea.
No.1883603
its not "some nip rocks in the middle of the ocean" its dokdo islands
No.1883605
need a lord freiza update
No.1883606
could go for a chix whop
No.1883607
i miss the old kanye
No.1883608
i miss the old padder
No.1883609
>>1883589japanese women are so perfect
No.1883610
YODA YODA BABY YODA
No.1883611
straight from the soul padder
No.1883612
CHICKEN DIAPER LOTS OF SODA
No.1883613
tfw planning an act of pure evil
No.1883615
>>1883614you in particular will find out soon enough
No.1883618
https://nhentai.net/g/437918/how do i find a girl like this
No.1883624
my life SUCKS
No.1883626
>>1883620we should learn how to dance like that
No.1883627
oh yeah someone "hacked" into my grubhub account i should check my emails
No.1883630
>>1883627that happened to me they tried to order like $100 in gummy worms and shit from 7/11 to their house in iowa (it didnt go through)
i dont blame the guy it was pretty funny tbh
No.1883631
you didnt get hacked you big baby that was all you
No.1883632
>$100 in gummy worms and shit from 7/11
either a nigger or a methhead
No.1883634
got woken up by my own hair in my eyes
No.1883635
get a haircut fagboy
No.1883636
very excited for these burritos my coworker is making for lunch
No.1883637
dont refer to mom as a coworker
No.1883638
it's my coworker ollie
No.1883640
mom is both our co-worker and our roommate
No.1883642
i wish i still lived with my mom
No.1883646
sigh i guess i'l watch more crime docs
No.1883649
>>1883639why didnt he just get a job
No.1883652
maybe you should try getting a job
No.1883653
yeah this 'rito was worth the wait
No.1883655
>>1883651industrialization and its consequences…
No.1883657
i don't mind industrialization and it's consequences, at least i get to play video games and drink soda
No.1883662
ladies first
No.1883664
the only good things to come out of industrialization are goon caves and porno
No.1883665
>>1883644w stands for western not white
No.1883666
would people still venerate ted k and his ideas if he transition to a woman like he considered for a time
No.1883670
>>1883668quit ruining the environment you pig
No.1883671
crystal oscillators? are you kidding me?
No.1883672
>>1883669hate these videos
No.1883673
>>1883665thanks. i knew that and chose to ignore it for some reason…
No.1883674
>>1883671u probably have one in ur cell phone and in ur computer
No.1883675
forgot to mention that i learned one of the zoomers in my class has a micro pip
i got into a packed elevator and once the doors closed a girl started laughing and telling her boyfriend about his small pip
felt kinda bad for him
No.1883677
people shouldnt be made fun of for things they were born with
No.1883678
honestly it made me want to invite him here and get him on our level of woman hating rather than becoming an mra guy
No.1883679
bros get on donkey kong 64 were collecting 201 golden bananas
No.1883680
at least with a micro pip you never even entertain delusions of having a gf and can dedicate yourself to the sigma grindset without any second thoughts
if youre a six inchlet you dont realize you have no chance until its too late
No.1883681
no can do im off to michaels to scoop up some paints and masking tape and brushes
No.1883683
>>1883680what if your a seveninchlet…..
No.1883684
>>1883683then all you have to worry about is having a perfect face big muscles lots of friends and a well paying job and you can finally get a gf
No.1883685
we already have a perfect face big muscles lots of friends and a well paying job and a gf
No.1883686
honestly if akari mitani was my gf my life would be complete
No.1883689
>>1883681for the majority of everything i use shitty cheap brushes from $12 variety packs of 8-10 brushes. i have 2 winsor-newtons for detailed stuff because i heard in multiple places that they were good
No.1883690
i'm just sitting here waiting for a chink to fuck me out of existance and it never happens
No.1883691
>>1883688i pounded off to one video of that girl before
she was bouncing around saying how she was going to exterminate the white race by fucking us it was hot
No.1883692
whats her name im not a tokker i couldnt figure out how to find it
No.1883694
>>1883691going to need a link to confirm
No.1883695
got woken up by birds chirping and realized that the crank on my window was broken so i spent an hour piling bricks up on my window to keep it closed
No.1883696
>>1883692>>1883694i thought it was something like lee ming or something but i cant find it now
maybe it was ching chong
No.1883697
love bird chirping
No.1883699
>>1883682you would have to mod it in if you want things to look really grimy
they might add more cosmetics in a couple years right now they are working hard to get 1.0 out
No.1883700
she isn't factoring in the billions of elliott rodgers after 1 generation
No.1883701
we hate gooks and we dont care who knows
No.1883702
yeah like you know maths better than a chinese girl
No.1883703
>>1883699ohhhh its still prerelease. thats crazy you'd think they wouldve put the game out with like 8 parts to use and then add stuff to make the game deeper. the guys making it must be chill af
No.1883704
>no jennifer pangf…
No.1883705
does anyone else sweat a lot while joing?
No.1883706
go on a fucking diet
No.1883707
>>1883703they made billions off goat simulator and now they are making the game they want to make and theyre making it perfect
No.1883708
i was gonna say yeah of course but then i realised you didnt say jogging
No.1883710
yeah, so this is me
you're probably wondering how i got into this situation, huh?
No.1883712
>>1883711this is why i dont follow pornstars its too slippery a slope
No.1883713
slippi slope…
No.1883714
this milli enna vod from a year ago is comfy
No.1883715
phob still hasn't shipped……
No.1883716
hmm… chinese new year huh
No.1883717
over the last year my iphone says i get an average of 622 steps daily
No.1883718
bro you need like 10k
No.1883719
how does ur phone know how many steps u take. isnt that scary if true?
No.1883720
i should not have slopped…
No.1883722
>>1883717my dental assistant last week had done 3000 steps and it was only 9:30am
No.1883723
>>1883722did she have a nice ass
No.1883724
>>1883723no this wasnt one of those goddess ones it was a shorthaired plump mom
No.1883726
>>1883722thats what wwe are into
No.1883727
this comm plays to win
No.1883728
gonna tap another caterium node rn
No.1883731
>>1883719well it says i took 70 so far today and all ive done is lay in bed and jerk off so its not that accurate
No.1883732
croatian dsp is pretty fitting
No.1883736
guys stop buying and using devices designed to collect and sell your biometric data you're literally willingly participating in the panopticon rofl
No.1883737
>>1883736i'm using an airgapped, faradaybagged tomogotchi
No.1883738
>>1883729my stats at the beginning of second area.
are you using some kind of a guide to find all the secret areas? or save state cheating strat?
No.1883740
you can use those simple $10 pedometers
No.1883741
my phone sits on surfaces it doesnt ped
No.1883742
im not ped you freak
No.1883743
>pedometers
the beeping would bother the fuck out of me whenever i fapped to loli
No.1883745
if my pedometer beeped i would turn the sound off
No.1883746
pando got that drip
No.1883747
>>1883730when are we watching oz
No.1883748
what if instead of doctor oz it was doctor ooze and it was a puddle of goo
No.1883749
>>1883747oz doesnt hold up its cringe af when you try to watch it a 2nd time. season 1 or 2 might be considered watchable but im all set. and those later seasons yikes
No.1883750
im so pathetic
every decision ive made in the last decade has just spiraled my life into a worse and worse state
No.1883751
>>1883750we're in decline
No.1883753
>>1883738i'm on pc so no save states
i just played it a bunch as a kid and i'm pretty good at platforming
No.1883756
>>1883753apparently those 4 casulties i had were because i missed one or two areas in the first level
No.1883757
cant wait to start drinking in 11 hours
No.1883758
>>1883756you're really a lot better at gaming than 'zii
No.1883759
>>1883756there are a few hidden ones like at the beginning of the second level you have to chant to open a portal for the guy below you before he gets killed
No.1883761
>>1883760whats gonna happen to the guy?
No.1883762
>>1883736Ok but my Grindr plus tracks number of hookups and statics down to mL of semen depleted and recieved
No.1883763
fuck almost 4 i aint got shit done
No.1883764
>>1883761shroud was my gaming hero i cant believe he cheats. i hope he didnt always…
No.1883765
member the toot is shroud era
No.1883766
>>1883758not a competition
>>1883759oh i guess i missed those as well
you really have to do multiple playthroughs if you want to find and save everyone
or use a guide or something
No.1883769
>>1883767hold up hold up
we dem nigs
No.1883770
>>1883750hop on turtle wow bro!
No.1883771
>>1883767if you follow the "we dem ___" posts during a game you'll be able determine who we support
No.1883772
>>1883767we support whoever is winning
No.1883773
>>1883770wow ruined my life
not to say if wow didnt exist i wouldnt have ruined it with something else but in this dimension it was wow
No.1883774
>>1883771well its jags for sure but idk about the 2nd game
im gunna say eagles though
No.1883775
>niggerball
lol
No.1883776
how quickly we forget about patrick "the goat" mahomes and dem chieves
No.1883777
chiefs, eagles, bills, boys carry on the spirit of the avengers so were rooting for them
No.1883778
we dont like the bills we dont like north east teams except the J-E-T-S jets jets jets
No.1883779
actually we like the C's and the B's a lot
No.1883780
amerifat nigger spam i smh
No.1883782
the cashier at michaels was so cute she looked exactly like a blonde version of that futaba girl from persona 5
so much so that i think she planned it out
headphones glasses and all
she said the paints i picked out were pretty
No.1883783
think i might try cereal with water soon
mom only buys disgusting milk replacement products like oat milk and almond milk now
No.1883784
this nigga using pretty paints lol
you gonna share them with your boyfiend hahahahaa
No.1883785
>>1883782bro she wants your dick
No.1883786
>>1883784yeah we're painting minifigs together :3
No.1883787
ugh i ate so many chocolate today i feel fat
No.1883788
>>1883786bro we're makin art not painting toys!
No.1883790
i'm painting toys
No.1883791
can we see some of your art
No.1883792
we're learning cad for 3d printing
No.1883793
not yet its not presentable
like not even in a joking "haha its so bad oopsie" way its just all fucked up
i hope the next one is fine
No.1883794
we're doing stuff that doesnt involve computer screens because its fuckin up our brains bigly
No.1883796
love drafting on paper its so much fun to strike a line
No.1883797
gooks be fucking in the streets lol
No.1883798
all i did today was nap and jack
No.1883799
ban
No.1883800
honestly i've been thinking about making a video game as a hobby
No.1883801
i need to game…
No.1883802
>>1883798well get out of bed and game eventually…
No.1883803
>>1883795ban evading bastard
No.1883804
>>1883792you really have to learn CAD theres nothing easier?
No.1883805
i want a bf
No.1883810
>>1883795it do be wild out there
No.1883812
its football time bros
No.1883813
oh boy *starts spamming the thread with the same three /sp/ posts for hours*
No.1883815
im going to see m3gan in a little while im gonna miss a lot of the playoff football…
No.1883816
m3gan…
No.1883817
>>1883813let them have their little fun….
No.1883818
sounds like a movie. i hope theres boobs
No.1883819
fuck i have to do my taxes again ugh
No.1883820
its a movie about a robot girl that dances and murders people
No.1883821
dunno why but i wanna watch jennifers body now
what a classic
No.1883822
>>1883804there's watered down versions of cad software i suppose, but then what's the point
No.1883823
never watched jennifers body toon stream it
No.1883824
that was prime megan fox
No.1883825
>>1883817is it really little if its every night for months and months on end
No.1883826
>>1883823aawon streamed it
No.1883827
sir, dem jags have the football and are ready to go
No.1883828
if dem jags score on the first drive…
No.1883829
sneed mentioned
No.1883830
*equips cat ears*
No.1883831
sneed alert sneed alert
No.1883832
*equips chief headdress*
No.1883833
*equips Blue Crusader Chainmail (+3 Male)*
No.1883834
the mutt is so good he can do it all
No.1883837
last time i watched jennifers body I was snuggling with a mentally ill femboy furry
No.1883838
>>1883836uhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
what. the. fuck.
No.1883839
>>1883837*drags you out back and hoses you down*
No.1883840
>>1883836this is so fucked up
No.1883841
>>1883836what did u expect bro
No.1883842
we don't watch twitch foids anymore
No.1883843
why hose him down just shoot him
No.1883844
>>1883836twitchers bfto yet again
No.1883846
god how does that fat ginger bearded fuck get to have sex with those huge titties
No.1883847
>>1883846they look saggy bro and did you see her face?
No.1883849
>>1883846for fucking real
id get it if he was a really hot chad or something
but hes literally a fat ginger fuck
No.1883850
its not fucking fair bros
if a girl gave me one chance i bet i would be the best sex haver ever
No.1883851
i bet i eat pussy so well
No.1883852
what the h*ck im only getting a black screen on crackstreams!!
No.1883853
>>1883848a fair assessment
No.1883854
>>1883852bro the games on hulu!
No.1883855
>>1883848that donkey squirt toy is probably worth something to someone you'd better hold on to it
No.1883856
3rd down… this is huge
No.1883857
>>1883847titties sag, big fuckin deal bro shes not a cartoon character
her face is fine
No.1883858
>>1883850you are so clueless
most guys have banged 100s of women and you believe you could be a better sex haver than any of them?????
No.1883859
calm down
No.1883860
hol up hol up
we dem mutts!
No.1883861
im confident id be great at eating pussy
dunno about fucking since my pip is so tiny
No.1883862
>>1883836i didnt have the attention span to watch the clip is that guy clearly a bf? or is he a friendzoned roommate? because ive been one of those and it was great. i lived with 2 cute girls at 3 different apartments
No.1883863
most guys have 100 iq on average ofc we could do things better than them
No.1883864
>>1883861bro you do not want to do this
No.1883865
my iq is 100 give or take 10 points
No.1883866
>>1883862did you fuck them?
No.1883868
i ate my hsgfs pussy a couple times
i would always start doing it in the heat of the moment and the immediately regret it when my mouth hit her nasty gash
No.1883870
i never had my face anywhere near a coochie thats gross
No.1883871
>>1883867someone slide these girls some burgers
this isnt healthy
No.1883872
bro get the professional plan youre not some noob are you
No.1883873
>>1883861how long can you last? girl pussy makes me coom in like 1-4 minutes
No.1883874
>>1883869daaaaaamn thats steep
sheeeesh
people wont pay for that
No.1883875
pussy eating isn't something you can plug numbers into and make a formula for you dweebs
No.1883878
hol up hol up hol up we dem jags
No.1883880
lets see what sneed has to say about this
No.1883881
>>1883869capitalism strikes again
No.1883882
i liked that weird wobbly version of new jeans
No.1883883
dem jags are rolling
No.1883884
*pours o'mara's irish cream into frosted glass*
sippy time has officially begun lads
No.1883885
good morning bros!!!!!
No.1883886
hol up hol up!
No.1883887
sir
dem jags strike back
No.1883888
chiefs bros, what was that??
No.1883889
little blooper to captain kirk and we got a football game
No.1883892
we like foot ball and we dont care who knows
No.1883893
>>1883885its 4 in the afternoon!
No.1883894
just hit a clean ass edgebug on nuke
nothin feels quite like it
No.1883896
>>1883894lets fucking go!
No.1883898
actually its 6
No.1883899
its noon
No.1883900
>>1883866i couldve had sex with kristen at 3 different periods of time but never did because i was scared to be degen and later i didnt want to fuck my friends gf. i met her when she was going out with my friend zac, and we vibed and flirted a little , she was going out with my friend brendan years later when i lived with her so i never tried then. leah got a long term bf greg right after i met her and he's chill af so i never tried
No.1883901
>>1883884wtf bro its 5 in the afternoon
No.1883902
also we quit drinking (did i tell you i quit drinking?)
No.1883903
>>1883900thats the normies post ive read all week
No.1883904
bro the sims 4 is free to play?!
No.1883906
simsbros our time is now
No.1883907
uh oh muttbros this is NOT good
No.1883908
>>1883900why'd you want them as roommates in the first place, just good friends?
No.1883910
oh no no no muttholmes is injured!!!!
No.1883911
oh no no no mutthomo bros hes hurt!
No.1883912
some scvs have never even had a crumb…
No.1883913
>>1883901bro, the sun is already setting!
No.1883915
ok post some webm of the injury
No.1883917
the sun is setting
the son is sipping
No.1883918
>>1883904this changes everything
No.1883919
>>1883915a big fat nigger landed on his ankle while he was getting tackled
No.1883920
do football teams have specialized big buys just to injure the other team's players?
No.1883921
this is why soccerchads dive
No.1883922
>>1883920yeah its called the defense
No.1883924
l'jarius sneed is going to get a game winning pick 6 with 3 seconds left
No.1883925
oh no i spilled my sippy!
No.1883926
>>1883925write it down in the log man
No.1883927
do you still do the sip log sipper
No.1883928
UFC tonight!
No.1883929
the mulatto is finished
No.1883930
sipper you should convert those oz into $
No.1883931
dad put this open bag of apples in the fridge in a way that as soon as i grabbed the water jug they spilled out onto the floor
No.1883932
a bunch of the kenny vs spenny episodes are back on youtube!!
no season 3 episode 2 tho… that one was a banger
No.1883933
>>1883931and then he lightly nudged the ice tray?
No.1883934
>>1883932what happened tho
No.1883936
cant believe trevor lawrence is going to end the mulattos reign of terror
No.1883937
>>1883934probably some copy striked (for airing his own show)
No.1883938
>>1883908yea they're like 2 out of 3 of the girls ive known that are just as smart and chill as dudes and you can hang out with them for reasons besides them having girl parts.
No.1883939
shut up faggot
No.1883940
>>1883931literally tell him in a joking way to stop leaving fridge traps
No.1883942
>>1883931oh fuck
you will need to powerwash those apples now
No.1883943
mahomie just went into the locker room
its fucking ogre our season is ogre just like that
No.1883944
oh no no no muttholmes into the locker room!!
No.1883945
sigh, mom put the bread in the fridge again
No.1883946
>>1883945did you flip out
No.1883947
time to beat some sense into her
No.1883948
whats the big deal with bread in the fridge
No.1883949
wait wtf i put my bread in the fridge otherwise it goes bad in like a day
No.1883950
when you go to use the bread its fucking cold
No.1883951
>>1883946no, ive long since given up
No.1883953
dad put a steak 3.5 inches away from the ice cube trays again
i said 4 inches or more he doesnt listen
No.1883955
*uses the bread*
No.1883956
>>1883953you gotta pour all the ice out and try again man
No.1883957
even the backup qb is chad…
No.1883958
>>1883948>>1883949it drys out the bread!
No.1883959
chad henne is every bit as good as mutthomes
we're fine chiefschads
No.1883960
>>1883959hes coping hes coping
No.1883961
i'm putting the game on
No.1883963
heemed
No.1883964
My girlfriend enrolled at at a strange college nicknamed NTR University. The plot thickens! I found the perfect girlfriend. She is cute, shy, and a full blooded otaku, just like me. Recently however, she left our hometown to enroll at the National Technical Research (NTR) University. Now we must face the challenges of a long-term relationship for the first time.
No.1883970
got banned from 4norm for insulting gooks
and now i got an advertisement for fire emblem dubbed in english on twitch
guess ill stop watching twitch for a while if theyre going to show me this garbage i want to puke now
No.1883971
>>1883965fuck man i alged this last week we're so alglinked
No.1883972
fire emblem sux
No.1883973
i algd this today but didnt click actually
No.1883974
>>1883968such a banger
i love the little head bops they do at the start
No.1883975
my mom freezes bread
No.1883976
>>1883974those are head tilts
No.1883977
i freeze bread
freezing and fridging bread just makes sense
No.1883978
i freeze bread too
i only use bread for toast
No.1883979
holy shit look at that nigger run!!
No.1883980
grow up
No.1883982
you guys eat like peasants
No.1883983
>>1883975my sister does too i hate it
No.1883984
when you get right down with it im a lot like zhu xi except more handsome, popular and a better fashion sense
No.1883985
the mahomes era has ended
the chad henne era has just begun
No.1883986
>>1883983have you ever seen her boobs?
No.1883988
the only thing i hate about that song is damis rap part, it just sounds too forced
No.1883989
>>1883940its his apples i just put them back in the bag he can have his floor apples
No.1883990
you guys are so wild
No.1883991
wait i thought of an idea. put the apples back so that they'll fall out when your dad opens the door
No.1883992
>nigger spam stops
i take it it's half time?
No.1883993
>>1883992chad henne just scored a tuddy bro
No.1883996
>saturday
>sportnorms
>kshitters
where have we gone?
No.1883997
>>1883809this is how i fuck
No.1883998
complainerbro your bottom energy isnt good right now
No.1883999
we got ufc on tonight too
No.1884000
>>1883999+ it's a ppv
it's gonna be a good night
No.1884001
plus its saturday night and were drinking booze and playing video games!
No.1884002
plus im gay
No.1884003
hold up
No.1884004
i wanna close the thread with complainerbro and then we can do our little activities in the same room and chit chat …..
No.1884005
tbf the niggerspam is really bad :/
No.1884006
bro i will not be groomed into your discord
No.1884007
we spam niggers during the playoffs. its what we do on accounta we dem jags
No.1884008
*strokes funko pop pensively*
hmm…
No.1884009
out of the box?
wtf????
No.1884011
dont see the point of collecting toys and keeping them in their boxes
No.1884012
>>1884011youre a grown adult man stop playing with toys
No.1884013
you shouldn't be buying funko pops in the first place cause they look retarded
No.1884014
>>1884012first of all i display them, second of all, i dont have a son or id buy these for him but theyre too cool NOT to buy, therefore i play with them
No.1884015
*noms the collar of my graphic-t solemnly*
No.1884016
>>1883996replace niggerball with sc2 and these threads could be straight from 2012
No.1884017
now if youll excuse me i have niggerball to watch
No.1884019
machine made have no soul
No.1884020
you idiots don't know anything about funkopops you're being so cringe
No.1884021
>it's a got black out drunk last night and sent retarded texts to like 30+ girls in my contacts episode
i'm getting out of control
i'm so fucking embarassed
not even going to go back and read them, just delete and assume they think im a fucking weirdo and move on
fuck
two of them i had a great chance of fucking but completley undid all the great chemistry in one night
FUCK
No.1884022
>>1884018people really be eating this industrial sludge by the bottle and not seeing a problem
No.1884023
two of them i had a great chance of fucking
No.1884024
>>1884021late night texts are pretty self explanatory you were drunk and horny lol
No.1884025
>>1884021and were gonna do it all over again tomorrow!
No.1884026
how did all these sexnorms find us here
No.1884027
HOLD UP HOW DOES THIS DUDE HAVE 30+ FEMALE CONTACTS I CALL BULLSHIT OR MASS EXAGGERATION
No.1884029
>>1884026idk maybe we're getting pranked
No.1884030
women fear my sigma energy
No.1884031
6 would be exaggerating
No.1884033
maybe the ccs have infiltrated us back
No.1884041
>>1884018niggers arent people tho
