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its tuesday
and you know what we do on tuesday night


cant even watch or think about a**a's streams anymore shes just such a huge pornobrain trigger if i watch her stream i just get caught in this trance and hyperfocus on her face and even hearing her voice does it too and she does something thats like flipping a switch in my brain


post it again brapper



LPQ sucks :/


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hi amlitzer



not that king


ugh that nano webm from last thread has me horned up big time


i want a bf



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i remember this one she has an unbearable voice


i would love to lay that bitch across two tables with her tits hanging down and then speedbag them


i save good boob pictures regardless but i also have a deal where any girl that i like enough to fap to i save a pic


im bored


holy FUCK
my box had a 421 tier chest which completed my 4pc and was a 36 ilvl upgrade from the garbage elemental storm gear


trying out paintingbro has oil paints? or is he doing something easier?



this is great gooning music


dhcp… configured
pxe boot… occuring


is genshin better than poe?


cmon man


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all this so you can setup a gooncave in your workplace with a custom pc…


ugh i mean you guys are playing turtle wow and shit come on yourselves


cant wait to slop (soon)


bro were on retail we gotta open our great vault!


we got 421 tier in our worst slot!!!!



wow? ass. turtle wow? dirty ass. IGN 0/10 legit


we are on maple legends trying to get a party for ludibrium party quest


no i mean worst as in our previous worst ilvl!
its a 1.5k dps upgrade!!


i cant get a straight answer to which maple game to play im too intimidated


whats on the menu tonight


dont play any of them they all suck


think im going to level a hunter arcane mage is too confusing


cant wait to sip (9 hours)


eating is the best


has arcane mage ever been a viable build? i played up to level 70 and arcane mages never worked in raids because they had to channel spells and moving screwed them + they needed to be really geared also iirc


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what are you talking about arcane mage was great in level 70 raids


arcane was viable at one point forget when it was though but whole raid was shooting magic missiles and crap


hellfire citadel was when arcane mage raped
youd put your little crystal down, proc a trinket on it and then blast it with missiles


hold up i have to be level 28 to unlock a free 4 star for this event?


um please dont use "rape" in a flippant manner like that its very insensitive




shut up man im gonna rape you


what are wishes


theres probably an ar requirement but you have time and the early levels are really easy to blow through


i smell like cum and it bothers me






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clean yourself after you masturbate brother


got owned bigly in minigolf


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were the chicks laughing


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come on man we're great putters


The current get-in price for the Cowboys-49ers playoff game on Sunday is $569.


i think the cheapest tickets for regular season vegas team is $1100


dem boys are gonna go sicko mode all over the san franstinksco 49ers


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to slop or not to slop that is the question


not really since we dont slop anymore


bros get on payday 2 were stealing coke from the narcos


gonna boot up doordash and spend $25 for a big mac


i played too much pd2




im dehydrated :/



bro a big mac is less than $4 with the mcd app
youd be crazy to pay that much


mcd app


made bacon eggs and toast for din din
yum yum in the tum tum


do people really not know that youre supposed to find the studs…


how much for delivery


oh shit a fresh dunk!!!!


get off your ass you lazy piece of shit!


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why is food cheaper if you order it in the app


*tries to make it look like im not checking out the panties on the floor throughout the evening*


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cuz they can incentivize you to buy more stuff with reward points
and they probably sell your data to advertisers i guess


mentioning panties triggered my pornbrain and dep




panties are gross
what should i buy from the store


eggs and bacon


eggs are $5 for a dozen


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tinny really liked this one….


oh no no no ennacels not like this



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excuse me?! thats my WIFE!!!


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wishmon the wish granting pokemon




can you give me a tldw its so long and the audio is terrible


die die die


heroes never die!


i dont think thats the tldw


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i heard the high iq trick to those is to look at the negative space


whats negative space
its just pixels


croatian man walks into bar


serbian man walks by and says DWAYNE THE TUB MOMMY IM DWOWNING


passer by say "door is on other side of building"


my amazon delivery is running late




birp is still around huh…i remember downloading their monthly playlists when i was a muteen


no idea what that is man i just algd this and it was good enough to post here


hmm i want slop


what the fuck is a bootlace worm i hope that shit is extinct to hell and back


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its slop day bro all the guys are slopping


you are literally a bigger snake than toon


we love slopping


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i just love slop




steam is down i repeat steam is down


whoever told him to start posting here wanted to destroy the website


the guy is trying to not slop and heres this gay snake
"bro just bite the apple its nbd trust me"


might do a cade slop run


eat big
lift big
drink plenty of water


reddit's been pushing me r/programmerhumor and it seems to just be indian guys and trannies posting memes
very strange gathering of people. you'd think there'd be civil war between them


idian guys would love trannies if they gave them a chance


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trans people are racist though so they can't get along


no we arent idiot


wtf pando hates trans?


i thought gays and trans got along but guess not??


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oh my bad its femboys that are racist


pando how much do you weigh


think il skip cooking eggs today and instead just eat the rest of this chicken


no slop today thats for tomorrow


gonna slop today
gonna double down tonight
tomorrow im going all in


and we're drinking booze tonight too



been alging a lot of mina x chaeyoung twice fanvids i think the foids have a point they really do look like they like each other


A Second Colorado Library Closes Because of Meth Contamination


like druggies doing meth in the bathroom and then getting meth everywhere? idgi


hate leg day


this guy on ebay still hasnt shipped my mouse


true readers smoke meth
can finish two books a day
big books
no food no sleep just reading


hmm that does sound tempting


Tis not a good mental health day.


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eating 3 pounds of cheese every week


americans eat twice that on average


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havent watched himari after she disrespected neets


the homeless methheads smoke in the bathrooms so much that it's second hand smoke in there at times. and the meth smoke has left a residue on surfaces like a sticky resin. some workers have complained of feeling bad after using the bathroom sometimes

its the same thing as taking a tiny bathroom and having people smoke weed or cigs nonstop inside. it would stink inside and the walls would be yellowed and covered in a sticky resin


libraries closed due to meth


how do hobos afford so much meth


gleep why do you take adderall whats the point bro


cant take adderall until you adopt an adult cat or two thats my rule


i feel bad after using the bathroom and its not because of meth


i think they steal stuff and then sell it for meth




if i enter the bathroom im there to make something or unmake something
its not emotional its what i do


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looking at r/femboys and shaking my head so the government agents watching my webcam don't mark me down as gay


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when you become a femboy the government agents will stop harassing you




eating these macadamia nuts and its 210 calories per 1oz serving wtf ive eaten like 2000 calories worth of nuts in one sitting



thats outrageous



its crazy watching people this bad at melee


nuts are good for you bro youre gonna get jacked


someone tell him to wavedash back ftilt more


did he cut up his controller yet


>puff sheik
its over hes dropping the game after this


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kiwawa and nenes beetles linked up


love neennee love


someone owns a monkey?!


theres coyotes hanging out in the front yard


its the only thing that lets me get a spurt of work in sometimes. even get out of bed or do anything. it makes me be able to clean my entire room in 2 hours instead of a neverending project
i did the work getting the empty plastic totes from my moms to put my cordballs, bric-a-brac, clothes. i put all that stuff on my bed and cleaned the floor a few weeks ago. i just need to bin it up mostly and my room will be clean and ready for a kitten at any time.
kitten status update: talked to the big mspca here(shelter) they said they get cats in constantly and to keep checking in (rn they only have 4 adults). that is what im going to do rather than traveling off-cape to a smaller shelter where they charge more and dont give you as much free gibs in vet care




artosis hasnt wavedashed once


i have never wavedashed in my life i dont even know what that means


shes becoming an ojousama


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pando got real quiet after i asked him how much he weighs 🤔🤔🤔


he did a few but he needs to practice his movement
i dont see any form of dashdancing or short hopping


i just smoked some shit i think they call it george bush


ask him how tall he is next


pando lives in california and walks everywhere hes probably like 80lbs




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for the most dangerous snacks you need to keep the can or bag of macadamias behind you on a nightstand,shelfwhatever. if they are in your line of sight when you look at the pc you will eat too many and feel like a fat pig afterwards
this trick helps me the most with oven cooked 'za. right after the 'za is done if i dont put the plate behind me i will burn the shit out of the roof of my mouth repeatedly trying to eat it


your baby


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sometimes you time stepping onto an escalator wrong and briefly staring at a mans ass is unavoidable


i deleted and didnt make a 2 paragraph post about throwing out first pitch strategy for the old and infirmed


come on bro


just look to the side


are girls that interested in my juicy caked up bootycheeks
i thought they didnt care


girls (guys)


someone consult our sister comm



god i wish she was my girl friend


my hs gf said she liked coming to my soccer games because she could see my butt in our short shorts


what a gross coomer


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m so tired


sheep are counting me


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wth toon is streaming


yeah hes having a hype train subathon bro hop on!


eh hes not playing a game i find interesting


ugh hes being cute and funny


hate that im gettin out of gaming
nothing looks fun but im a gamer what am i supposed to do its all so forced


we are on maple legends bro farming exp leveling up


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i looked at it, that game looks like a nightmare id rather stare at the ceiling im sorry


gonna hit the 'cade


were hopping on genshin man


tucker time


damn this gay weed speaks to me


theres a gayweed for ever occasion



thumbnail made me think it was some kind of construction/carnival ride accident footage


im gonna uninstall every game except one and just play that one game until im done with that one game
and then uninstall it and install another one


better pick a good one



fuck you dude


rock on dude


thumbs up


forgot your avatar pando


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thank you


i could do that with a fighting game


do it with sc2


i sold all my fight sticks ill never play another fighting game


proud of you for deniggerfying your brain


Phase 2 Now Live for NA Realms WotLK Classic


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damn thats crazy man *cranks up turtle wow instead*


oh no anna bought an asmr ear mic setup this is going to break me ill probably be comitted from this im already in the process of having a mental breakdown


sc2 zzz
bw on the other hand


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holy shit its jigglypuff from the award winning fighting game super smash bros melee


this bluetooth speaker i got as a christmas gift is really nice it has a strap on it so ive been wearing it and using it when i go on my nature hikes/walks and biking around


ugh we really have one of those bluetooth speaker in public spaces niggers in here


i dont use it to play music i just listen to podcasts on it


*takes joe wogan on my nature walks*


i only listen to science based podcasts stop making shit up like saying i listen to music


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>i only listen to science based podcasts stop making shit up like saying i listen to music


where the FUCK did everyone go



im over here


idk man its like the entire board just died since yesterday


Dice rollRolled 2

evens slop odds no slop


damn that sux


we are on no slop 2023


who is we




why didnt you tell me there was a fresh dunk


i did man


we don't watch that cuck anymore


the fuck we dont


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i like dunk content



keep saying it


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i like dunk content
i like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk contenti like dunk content


*gives you a swirlie*


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what the heck man i did what you said


*pops open my switchie*


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*sighs* shes gorgeous…
i want a doll


thinking about pingeo cutting


what are u playing bb


she's gone man…


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hol up!


dead thread…


ugh fuck wow is so gay fuck


bro its tuesday were raiding on wow!


gooner u up?


oh cool wow inv


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im not alright and getting worse


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lmao gottem


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frasier just knocked up a prostitute





is it just me or did the style of makeup change every woman from about 17-25 just has a really weird face to me the last 2 or 3 years


i can only see her ass


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she has faceshots posted too on there


cant comment on her face but her ass looks weird. not a fan of her development


whores really love taking pics of their butts


gleepy told me sex is like greco-roman wrestling on a trampoline


hate gooks so goddamn much


go on tiktok and look at some of the influencer bitches they all have weird fucking faces like the makeup makes them look too waxy and even angular
meowdalin is also a good example of it


im gonna check this meowdlin woman and report back


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>go on tiktok


frasier just used his powers of psychology to convince the prostitute he impregnated to kill herself saving himself a heap of trouble


we talkin about that makeup on the nose stuff that uh, whats her name started doing. the one that sold bathwater? cuz thats first thing i noticed on this meowlin chick aside from how busted she is


what a scamp


funny enough bonbi's iconic makeup looks fine and doesn't weird me out


frasiers my new role model im frasiermaxxing


could it be because bonbi (old) had more of a cartoon face so her cartoonish makeup never looked out of place


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never watched all the whores you guys keep posting here


>conventionally attractive woman makes a video about thinspo being toxic and body positivity
yeah honey its easy to love how you look when youve always been pretty stay in your lane


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quick george hide in my belly button before toot sees us


hmm…need to rethink my posting if the nikacado guy is replying to me


i heard a rumor hes a bot


i never said this. i have a lot of spent wrestling and 3 years with a trampoline mostly trampboarding. at no point was it ever like sex

do you mean the thick pointy eyeliner corners like boxxy does?

meowdalyns makeup is actually something else. i'm finna blow your minds


had to pause the frasier episode it was getting too awkward for me to watch i watned to get up and start pacing


yeh that's p disturbing


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so meowdalyn does do some of the angular makeup i guess youd call it someplaces thats not what im here to reveal.

so what shes trying to do is to make the very tip of her nose into a puppy nose with the dark marks on the bottom of each side of the tip being the nostrils and the tip being shaded lighter. you ignore her actual nostrils


or actually i meant you connect her real nostrils to the darkened parts on the sides and its a dog nose


she looks shot out, lol. homeless woman-tier shit legit


what do you see in these bitches?


its making fake light and shadows. she explained it once on stream.
(i deleted a paragraph here about how to apply camo face paint properly)

i like how shes literally living her own doggirl life and shes is weird and her being that cool makes up for minor things in her looks like having zits.


in a lot of ways shes just like me


isnt she doggirling for the clout


women get acne on their ass


stolen doggirl valor


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hadnt seen this memer


cant imagine how disgusting my ass must be


have fun getting shot in the desert


my ass leaks shit smells and not from farts just from crusted up shit crumbs i cant wipe well cuz of the hemmeroids and some of the soil gets stuck behind the ball that i cant get so it just perfumes me with shit

im so embarrassed all the time this is the worst


my problem is the backside of my balls


come on man no one asked


you arent getting your butt clean after you poop you must be leaving it greasy. you need to use wet wipes or shower yer butt to clean it if you need to.
general seepage and sputtering farts shouldnt be causing that much damage
you can fold a square of tp in half and put it in your ass crack against your anus. i do it if i have bad diarrhea and have to leave the house. purtle called them manpons


the mansion will have bidets


im struggling v_v




never liked reading the scatological posts


we dont know what that word means


ill try a manpon. my brother even commented one time and i turned red in the face. its awful to smell like literal shit wherever you go



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there are 'rrhoids from straining too much and then theres the 'rrhoid flareup which i've had once. its from when you roughly wipe an external 'rroid and irritate it like your nostrils with tissue. except the irritated burning feeling is 100fold. its why they have preperation H and the donut pillows and all that stuff.

to make it go away stop straining when you poop so much makes the rroid shrink and retreat.
not wiping it full force or many times will stom the burning. if you're at a point where its burning you gotta dab with tp, wet wipes, and shower and go easy until youre back to 100%


you dont want your bussy to have a clitty


i gamed 10 hours a day


damn i opened the thread and hemmscholar is educating the masses


if you have seepage try changing your diet and sitting less i think thats how i fixed it i definitely had a seepage phase


although i dont think i ever had poo on balls issue thats out of my depth


i have to wipe alot and rough or i just cant get clean sometimes, and i guess thats what happens is i irritate 'em 'roids but its so greasy and foul and then i cant wipe well when its irritated cuz it hurts and as you can see in that picture, behind the tissue when its fully prolapsed, shit gets stuck that i cant get to cuz its inside the ass and thats whats stinking me up throughout the day


sometimes i get that gross internal anal fluid that has a distinct smell and i worry i have cancer or something


just deleted a 2 paragraph adderal post with details explaining a theory about waiting for 2nd degree rroids to retreat back inside before wiping hard


what the heck is going on with everyones butts



i wouldve read it
i think the solution is mostly finding a diet routine that gives you no trouble


well well well would you look at the time


*sits in the bath to relax the hemms*


slough those hemms right off


the gravity poop is not bullshit i give my poops the tiniest starting push and then i just sit there and wait for gravity and digestion to take over and the poop starts sliding out slowly like a snake eating in reverse.
at the end if you dontt have a clean cutoff dont try to strain it out or wipe at it forever.
if you sit on the toilet for another 5-10 minutes and wait for your belly to gurgle and digest a little more you can poop out that cutoff nugget cleanly (time to digest and not straining is key)

i never understood how people could take 30,45,60 min+ shits until that. they're literally shitting and then waiting for more digestion and a second shit


i used to strain hardcore and that gave me the hemms to begin with. maybe gravity pooping is the future


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hoo boy


gonno snooze i cant read all this horrible chafing butthole talk


bro lets talk about sexy female tauren!


yeah, shes got a hemmy


knowing its caused by pushing and straining and it will go away if you dont do that or irritate it.
irritation is caused from the wiping
knowing that and the picture shows you how it starts and gets worse is enough to figure it all out.
if you're pooping out blood from inside it will be mixed with mucus also so check that seepage


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sorry to turn it into butte hours but some people needed to learn that stuff
game on


rip jay briscoe


yeah theres blood sometimes too… thanks brother


wish yhivi would do stuff a little less gross


gotta watch the older eastern yuro club seventeen stuff. so many awesome yurasians in that group


butt hours are always better than constant holo, nigger and melee spam
thank you for butt information


sigh youtube vanced no longer works for me


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>youtube vanced


god shes ugly


turns out ive always loved korean women




funny how coreans and nippons never said anything about racial slurs in the movies
but niggers are barking loud as fuck every time n word is being shouted


we hate niggers and we dont care who knows


thats cuz you cant keep a good gook down


my gook wife hates niggers


damn 5 years ago i got an internal hemmie and started taking my ass health seriously. psyllium husk with every meal and showering if i have messy shits. havent had a single hemmie problem since. glad i dont have any of your nasty asses

iirc rutin is a supplement that helps hemmies calm down. you can even add it to creams to apply topically.




so glad that guy always puts 'lol' in front of his sick videos of children being torture-murdered or whatever so i know not to open them


ow my knee


fyi i usually post dr aaron vids but im not that gorekid


this gook hates niggers


grow up


we should just start watch wrestling


i want a bf


i only had hemmies once when i was at the shore for a whole week, i remember i could barely fall asleep or sit.

i went to the pharmacy and ask for some supplements and i said that it was not for me, it was for my mom lol

apparently you can get hemmies after excessive training as well, at least that's what they told me. that was my problem


Strenuous activities and heavy lifting can cause hemorrhoids to swell, exacerbating the symptoms even more. On the other hand, a lack of exercise can also make matters worse. Sitting causes blood to pool, leading to engorged hemorrhoids and painful pressure in the anal region.

copy pasted from google


our anal regions are in shambles


and were not even gays


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well i am, but im the guy that takes ass health seriously instead of having a nasty bloody shit weeping ass like the rest of you


accidently cut my butt shaving it yesterday




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wtf why are you shaving your ass?


i like being smooth




im fuckin drunk


hemmies are the silent plague of the modern man


you guys have been talking about ass for a few hours now wrap it up and stop talking about it


ass status: itchy, slightly painful


whats wrong with ass convo




we can talk about me drunk driving to the store in about 30 minutes


im what they call an ass man


take photos
do something man



oh come on stop being a bitch i got yellow fever i cant help it


im gooksexual


bun bun cha~

bun bun cha~




bro its a new server…


where she will do the exact same thing that she did in the past couple of years


it looks exactly like the normal holojp server to me


hate missing bun bun cha


*activates air fryer*




i'm still on #noslop and #nosip 2023 bro


slop isnt that bad


go on a diet you fat bitch


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peko on one sceen miko on the other
ces la vies


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good morning toot


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good morning toot



you ruined my life


why dont you leave toot alone? whats your problem?


stop shoving things in and out of your ass like a demon


im going to make a big post please don't make fun of me for it if you can


missed the aeron talk but my opinion is important
have had one since about 2017 (refurbed like the other anon bought) and it's definitely sturdy and well built, i completely removed the lumbar support and just try to sit comfortably however i notice after hours in the chair the bottom of your thighs/close to knees kinda hurt basically where they sit on the edge of the chair, also your ass kinda hurts like a regular chair after a while so you gotta change where you're putting most of your weight
kinda like what he said, it makes you sit with "correct" posture but after a while sitting like that is uncomfortable, i got a recliner and use that for 80% of my time on PC, aeron is for serious gaming time mostly, fps or rocket league where you're focusing and aim/precision matters
the carpet around my desk is so fucked up from moving the recliner in and out though, don't do something like this with carpet unless it's already old and a little beat up


kill yourself


blog away dude no judgement


a chair's a chair's a chair, at the end of the day




as we learned from baste smooth dr stuart mcgill, having to shift your posture is how the body regulates stress throughout the body its natural and nbd


back mechanic… i have that book but havent read it


is the checker here i need her to check something




if I ever date a white man imma date a WHITE man not one of them white chocolate Niggacore yts y’all b posting on my timeline.


miko is piloting a helicopter thid is gonna be good


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>i completely removed the lumbar support


hold on i’ll check


*holds on*


had a cute thought in my brain but its gone


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just checked
the checker is not here shes busy


theres a new normcore history. vikingshit


>the bottom of your thighs/close to knees kinda hurt
you might have bought a size too big. i'm 6'1 and bought a size b and my knees are nowhere near the part you're talking about


a steamfriend is playing final fantasy 14 :3


because of the weird way they number some final fantasy games i thought you said "final fantasy 14:3" like it was a ratio or a subtitle or something


worknorming today


b-cup boys…


lol remember vaping


were you into vaping weed or cig juice?


we vape here


cig juice is so popular that when we talk about weed vapes we specify "dry herb vape" or "weed conc pen" to avoid ambiguity


just realized i didn't poop for 3 days wtf




come on man go to the bathroom and take a shit


i wish i could man
maybe i shout eat some expired food


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are we supposed to know what this is flex?


i love this


r> have track and fast smuggle


hmmmm who should i bully today


you know who


what if today you were kind to people


its the back of the inside of his amp i think?


we're good boys since last week
act like it


okay its you


*unsheathes katana*
stay away from her


my ip checker tells me we have a jew here


my ip checker is sensing a proud palestinian freedom fighter


toot how did they get ip checkers


test nigger test


grow up


anna said her pussy gets wet every time she hears or reads kwintu because it sounds so african but them someone explained how its jewish and her pussy dried up


wiring up toots electric chair weve had enough and were going to throw the switch and fry that piggy fry


most people are from NA
we have people from Germany, UK, Croatia, Israel, Belgium, French, Australia, Finland, Denmark, Albania


i want a fun map with pins


i hate them so much


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>i want a fun map with pins


4 million people


ryan eggold bf


fun minor attracted person with pinoys


who is the frenchbro
how can we lure east asian girls into the comm




french bf


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tloling at the 2 third worlders from albania and belgium


*and croatia


croatia is the most prosperous country on that list stupid fucking retard


belgium isnt that bad compared to albania or croat


admittance to the mansion will require a blood test to prove that youre fully hiv positive


everyone knows that croats are extremely smart


>third world
paste amerifats


*devious was word i meant


belgium is a super pozzed 3rd world country that basically looks like the middle east population/culture wise


so their deal is little germany? i always thought that because of the flags


yurohours :^T


shoutout to king leopold II one of my guys


toot should honestly ban all eurocucks
everyone is sick of their cowardice and evil posts sullying the site


sorry… ill go ..


toon is always doing little activities i track him through steam


*kicks you in the ass on the way out*


i cant belive you all got baited so easily by my "IP checker" lmao


who got baited how


we should date




sussy penus


i once caught gweedly licking his computer screen when someone posted an ascii penis in twitch chat


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gooner u up?


remember when the fascist boomer drumpf was going to put his orange diaper face on mount rushmore


we have to build a shed outside the mansion for the poopsmell guy to live in


still tlol about gleepys chimp out and how no one probably recognized him because he never went to any family gatherings


please stop bringing that up



day #2 of waking up with a tummy ache


yea whats up


for the ruler of the gay-disco empire there is no foreign land


rotund bulbous fat gut bitch got on a diet




*shoots pad and sees him put his hands up*
*mag dumps him anways* >:)


you look cute when you make that face


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stfu euromuzzmutt


i saw this thumbnail last night and i thought that this split screen compilation format would be good for the budget gooner who doesnt have all the tv's and projectors. there has to be other videos similar to this https://xhamster.com/videos/tribute-to-yiny-leon-split-screen-compilation-xhXBnLa


im gaming with an american, a german, and a singaporean
its so beautiful how gaming brings people together


die die die die die


shes back shes back


damn shes a cunt
just like her friend enna


i was messing around with pentatonic scales and found out how to play the amogus song


Bi Confusion Sissy Hypno - Split Screen PMV
we watch gay and straight porn at the same time here


plot twist, the person in germany is a brazilian on vacation


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gotta confuse the pip for max gains


the top row is me


phew ive only got 3 of these


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can you make a power chord on the top 3 strings? can you do the power chord where you drop it all down 1 string and dont play the top one


all seven lfg


tfw no schizoid bf


you can trust me babe


we get little nut fluffer tickler farts sometimes


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how am i gonna sell all these capes man


pomucraft in 1 hour lfg


its getting to the point where they could actually just give these things guns and have them kill a bunch of people
toot should we be worried


drones can already do that
the humanoid thing would just be worse at it


drones cant open doors


yeah they can they have little claws they mine minerals with


why did they program him to do so many spins


fuck man i just saw an alg of the bipedal one shouldering and firing a real gun and plinking metal targets every shot. it was at an outside range. a dude was hitting it and shoving it with a hockey stick


hold up im deboonking the video i watched upon closer inspection


hes deboonking, hes deboonking


grab your gfuel, get your gamergrub cause the croatian_gamer is live


they should train the robot to play csgo and jerk me off


that ones fake you dumb nigger


grow up


i know i just deboonked that


i've mostly been working on doing octave power chords and muting the string in between, and barre chords as far as chord practice goes.


gonna teach you a cool song rn if you have guitar access


im gonna do drugs and get violent with my family


ok have fun, hon


why do you have to constantly skirt around this funeralshit man i deal with you calling me a nigger or anything else just stop fucking talking about my grandfathers funeral and my famil you fucking horrible asshole piece of shit. i hate other stuff you say like the welfare shit but w/e just drop the fucking references to that event you fucking psycho


i'm worknorming for the next 7 hours but if you post it i'll save it and try it out later tonight


remind me then




im confused


serial hardcore bullies should be banned


i quit my family after getting angry after my grandfathers funeral and toss is constantly bringing it up because it bothers me a lot and i ask him to stop. its the only fucking thing i want him to drop. and he wont do it
dude left because of this asshole fuck him
im def way more depressed and dont fucking interact with the thread lately because of him

hes constantly pushing me by mentioning it in vague ways. like calling it fighting with my family (i tried to fight some of my family)


meet me irl for real faggot


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i made >>1881311 and it wasnt about you it was just some dumb word salad i made up after remembering one of these 'texting slang for parents guides' meme images that said something like "i want to blaze and violently murder" once


time for a cowtb



i dont even know what most of those are..


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wish i could wear cute cake pullovers


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no ones stopping you


pomu time


oh heck yes




love this thanks for posting


4 minutes ago

Clipped by kwintu
4 minutes ago

Clipped by kwintu
4 minutes ago

Clipped by kwintu
4 minutes ago

Clipped by kwintu
4 minutes ago

Clipped by kwintu


why wont he get a life


i clip


thanks kwintu, very cool


love this thanks for posting

holy shit!


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going on a walk to clear my head


it do be like that


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im huge into gooks but i wouldnt even settle for her


holy shit


its pouring rain and there is a tornado warning


sorry man no jailer i sleep


wish konata was real


whatever happened to that ftx jew


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its a clear night sky not a cloud in sight


he got sent from the bahamas to LA. he agreed to doing that because they offered him the ability to get out on bail before his court date. his parents or other people helped him pay his bail.
the conditions of his bail are house arrest at parents mansion ankle monitoring


im not even close to baseline


norsebros this is big
huge even


a new rune…


norsebros (bobob)


just overheard separated mom on the phone talking about how the other guy is flying in in a couple weeks
i hate her so much


wanted to make sure the nordfags noticed >>1881195



do your parents still live in the same house for now? show your dad some tateclips


wish i had a 162 stepdad


insane how i went on a short little walk jog and now i dont even feel the fact that i didnt sleep last night


holy shit diedrich bader is in this episode of frasier


i dunno man im not sure if this would have jacksons seal of approval


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you should sleep


sounds like torture


so glad the gym is open again…


we dont go to the gym


we do man it replaced our ssris


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cp vs united starting


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its not on hulu :/


wish i needed work clothes. i heard girls like a man with a uniform


smartbros this kid is just like us (very intelligent)


my alg is absolutely fucked, completely unwatchable


couldnt be me honestly


he just like me fr


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modern existence is literally a living nightmare
i dont think humanity could have gotten to a lower point than where were at now


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bro? we can jack off to photorealistic 3d futa porn?


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are foreign ai researches targets for assassination like iranian nuclear scientists are for israel


why would israel kill their own scientists i dont understand


no idea what youre trying to say with that post


totally clueless what youre asking and or trying to say




comm status: confused


if the belief is that whoever develops general ai first will achieve an insurmountable competitive advantage wouldnt it behoove your intelligence agencies to obstruct the progress of foreign scientists by any means necessary


i think he's saying that ai will be the new arms race which i kind of agree with if you consider things like killer robots and the missiles that can intercept nukes will greatly benefit from ai


its so hard to get out of bed when the bed is nice and warm and being out of it is cold


jerma was so real for this


hate jerma


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going to repost my favorite israel alg segment: 12:30-15:40 of this alg


eh, its all the nwo countries arent really competing like that. whoever gets ai first, it goes to the rothchildes who will have their golems put it to use for their nefarious ends


hate you


can't wait to sit in my aeron all day tomorrow


whoever develops general ai first will be swamped by vast quantities of the most salacious pornographic content imaginable and they will all die of starvation in a massive month long goon session the likes of which the world has never seen
the only way to be safe is to get off the internet and escape to the countryside before that happens


>after kennedy died the pressure was off
really makes you think


the animatrix was so cool


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me when general ai hits


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me when general ai hits


now you are having a dialogue with yourself


*holds door open for you when entering a building*


doing a listen


ugh this fucking garbage shit i just tried to watch on netflix


saw a trans-fella today
looked like a 15 year old trying to dress like neo from the matrix




that was me and im cis


sorry sir you're gonna need to take a leak in the little girls room


a trans-fella. a fellow trans, if you will


hey baby i hear the blues a-callin'


*downloads sw: the bad batch*


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does it have baby yoda


ugh the wojak poster is back


just report and move on -__-




wait dont ban me i just thought that one was funny


save it for toot kid



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ironic…(speaking out against the regime - perma + hired a bitcoin assassin)


i may have seen a trans-lady one time irl but i couldnt be sure


its not really



oh lawd that's a big ol girl


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iwonic, isnt it mistuh bwappa



How To Pass As A Woman


there's a trans girl in my class
she wears a mask to cover her facial hair
idk why she doesn't just shave more often she doesn't seem depressed





id take bombi chonkers over this beanstalk


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hop on maple legends i need one more for my dungeon run


based no taste bro


she looks like she hasnt washed her hair in 5 days here


jenny got fat. she has an awful little pot belly


post her pot belly




jenny is the kind that will never workout either shes just going to slowly get fatter and fatter. hate girls like that


shes just preggers with tinny




which link do i click on i dont wanna see the gross gook




at this time we're only posting gross gooks


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the trans-lady in my class shaves but you can still kinda see the outline of stubble


is she cold??


is she having a seizure


she saw me




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Dice rollRolled 46


what the fuck


Dice rollRolled 10


hah thats the worst one


i hate this most of the subspecies are stupid


Dice rollRolled 53

fuck i wanted snow


ok shes tall ill settle


is that what "goblin mode" is?


dad has the most generic cartoonish snore ever



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how come theres little league baseball and pop warner football and soccer leagues for kids that are like 6 years old but no junior boxing organization


*enters the mush zone*


they should let kids fuck each other up


where you been man havnt seen you post in a coons age


they do have junior boxing leauges they call them inner-city schools for some reason


lil mixed martial arts


would it be possible to get a speaker thats loud enough that i could put outside and annoy my neighbors with


no theres no such speakers







busy having sex with your mom


just get a dog and have it bark outside towards them


if you get 100 little speakers its the same volume as one big speaker but adds more depth to the sound
plus it costs less


id need the speaker to be wireless i think so i could hide it in a bush and then have it play music


do you think they wouldnt figure out it was you if you hid it


yeah just get one of those illegal truck horns


little speakers will miss certain octaves only a speaker with size can produce. it has to verbiate inside open space, that's the nature of sound


i think itd be funny to play music really loud for like 15 seconds and then stopping it


honestly that WOULD be funny


you can spread out the little speakers and occupy more space
the big speaker is like a point source it cant fill a room the same way


triangulate speakers around their house and keep changing which ones are on


nothing funny about it you lunatic


never read that meme doujin 'emergence' should i


the sound has to rattle around inside when its produced. little speakers = less rattling = certain sounds are unattainable


i want a bf




not like this unitedbros


this is a good 4k cam


she needs to show some skin


omo taeyeon…





kill msyelf


have some more vod bro


are we drinking tonight


good morning bros!!


its 5 in the afternoon this is when normal people get off work


were not normal people


Ron Jeremy found mentally incompetent to stand trial for rape


i was at work for 13 hours yesterday fixing an internet issue!
heading back in soon



youre a slave you stupid nigger


no its the family business so ill inherit it as long as it survives


tomorrow? bro, we did ulduar over a decade ago! we got the achievements, mounts, and everything!



and now were doing it again






ching chong!



kido butai


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not the hecking orc statue


what does the ijn first air fleet have to do with any of this?


moms are very resourceful


i was just saying one of the jap words i have rattling around my brain


sasuga, anon-kun


ora ora ora !!!



terf bros, we did it!


nevermind they show up on ex too but it was bugged


hate this nitwit


i really want to die i cant be bothered anymore


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i hate that jeremy from the quartering so much. youtube grifter soyfag. he's one of the channels i'm subbed to only for the thumbnails. like 1/3 of his thumbnails are shooped faces of that h3h3 ethan and how he's epically failing


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lol my valorant settings got deleted after i didnt play for a few months
had to do the tutorial too


phew thought i was going to have to take a shower but instead i can just change my shorts


you should shower anyway as a goof


lol or valorant?


corporate network is down? I guess i'll just have to play video games


we need a free non-wow mmo to play with the comm


im just so sick and tired of it all


turtle wow?


bro wow is free if you make 130k gold a month!


Rosemi is very attractive, smart, funny, the top 1% of all females.
Enna is ugly as fuck, stupid, cringe, dumpster-tier female


I like ugly women


itll be cool when one day you can buy a piece of land and a few ai robutts to farm and do whatever and you can just chill


get in the pod



someone stream velma


quarrel goes wet


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>someone stream velma


we're valobros here
won my first deathmatch



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i forget valorant is that the first person dota game? where your on the ground with the creeps?



please watch warmly


that's smite


holy shit!


no its the csgo with spells


im always stuck in a state of wanting to roll a new character in wow but being unsure of what it should be




what the fug did you just make me watch


bro hop on poe


i got you covered senpai



this isnt anything like how i play mario




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hes a lot like us if you really think about it


wtf these changes for 10.0.5 are crazy theyre adding tons of new talents


bejeweled is hard af wth


bejeweled is awesome bro


im the best b'jeweld player in the comm and it isnt even close
i jewel all day
i jewel all night


that garbage is for 11 year olds looking for free games to play on their phones


gonna try giving up tranny porn for lent when that comes around


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can you guys show me what build to level as im level 61


full bm until you get to 70 is the meta


what talents man



lets be honest its the elite international clique of jews causing the white hate




rachel ray has a good racket going being a "celebrity chef" with her own pet food line. she can just phone it because people wont consume it


gleep are u seeing this


ive pounded off to rachel ray before


stop eating dog food man


nenes so gosh darn freaking adorbs i cant stand it


i had a set of rachel ray knives before they were ok for being cheepo thinnies


i wish i could drop you off that really tall building in qatar


i hope when zii goes to japan he visits cover corp and see the error of his ways


i hope when zii goes to japan his plane gets hit by a north korean icbm



well i hope he snaps some coolp ics



im going to try doing this thing where i do small little chores throughout the day instead of doing it all at once and stressing myself out


haerin is really mature for a 14yo


that sounds like a bad idea but you do you


its a poor strat instead of just a single part of your day being wasted your entire day is gonna be wasted because your just not gonna stop stressing out until you finish all the chores


i filled up the ice cube trays and then gamed for 30 minutes
i refilled the water jug just now so i can game some more
maybe in an hour il heat up some food and get back to gaming


this is very smart actually


you dont even smile


lets recite your baseline


the autistic look away kills me


i don't play bejeweled i play microsoft jewel


eatin sweets



i dont even smile


im literally ryan gosling + vergil


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thats not true you guys smile cutely


dad just walked into my room and asked how to tie a tie…


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i havent smiled in at least 5 years


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god i wish i had a big butt and boobies bimbo gf




did you tell him to use youtube


well he brought the ipad in and i asked if it had youtube and he said yes and opened it to a video of how to tie a tie
so i pressed play and he did it


real bonding moment right there damn


as in he had already searched for a how to tie a tie vid and found one and then came in my room for some reason to ask


that looks like some of the shitty forgetful towns here but i looked and thats actually north carolina they're looking at. i think somewhere in the northern part of the state because the roads are still asphalt. the roads switch to concrete before wilmington

hair in (her pussy)


great now i gotta jack off again


if you knew how to tie his tie off the top of your head he wouldnt be able to stop talking about that to everyone he met
but you blew it man



you could get a regular gf and bimboify her


*presses play*


i can feel my stomach burping inside of me


chest pain ugh


fake tits are disgusting


he's probably like me. in 5 minutes i can tie some clownish giant chunky square shaped tie knot that makes me look like im retarded. or i can ask someone to do it for me and it will only take 1 minute and it will look nice. your mom probably did it for him


how do moms know dumb shit like how to tie a tie


moms know pretty much everything man


that on the ground dota game you were thinking of was smite by the way


those are a bunch of different sphincters throughout your digestive track opening and squirting food through them down the line into the next "chamber". thats what a growling stomach or that stomach squelch is. food getting squirted through the sphincter into the next section.


i love each and every one of my sphinctors


dont write gross things like that


we learn about our digestive and anal health in this comm


the only gross one is the very last sphincter


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what apps are these


google mail, chase bank app, uhhh




uber youtube


gmail, goog maps, chase bank? , goog files, youtube, twitter, uber, pinterest


patreon something something dropbox
something gdrive something youtube
messenger something tumblr something
something something something something
something uber something pinterest


i miss him so much bros


good flash vid


this was already linked days ago and it sucked



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not like this gretabros… she got arrested in germany protesting a coal mine thats slated for a huge expansion


uhhhhh ok i skipped
suck my dick


paste greta and her autism grin


love greta


look at that smug face
she won


"Going to a movie theater is less about the size of the screen and the perfection of the sound system, and more about a decision to not multitask. You're making a deal between yourself and a piece of art to give it your full attention" - James Cameron


lynchs take was better


word jc


no its not dumb bitch


my mom bought me a bunch of desserts because she wants to fatten me up


not a fan of his movies but he is right



the high ticket price also helps you pay attention


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thats it im busting out the space heater


nooooo those things are so expensive to run you have no idea


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>not a fan of his movies


you can use your pc as a space heater


in the first baseline scene the prompter is all chatty and shows humanity while k is all stoic and robotic
in the second baseline scene the prompters voice is all robotic while k is the one pausing and showing humanity

i need a video essay to delve deeper into this


greta is legal now right


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holy shit possummachines doujin is trending on nhentai!



not even close to baseline


for me its cosplay with onee-chan


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i don't know what my friends mom is doing with my big pip but boy am i interested


if i was god of the hentai rules universe the first thing id do would be to spawn in as a shota with a huge 10 inch dick and fuck so many jmilfs


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this is the key to everything


ill be damned


thats why she was murdered


why was pad murdered


tfw no br49joi gf



his affair with dodi fayed


i know its real (it isnt)


my brain is so frustrated she wont be my gf


you want your brain to be your gf?


wish i were a replicant and my memories were just implants


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i should watch that movie where you can see her boobs




wish someone retired me already


wish i wasnt retarded


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this is really unattractive compared to that toradora porn book


im basically a baby possum



maybe il gook some eggs tomorrow instead


required comm viewing


jared leto felt a little too cartoonish to me but maybe thats just how blind people are


cmon man we're already dep


alright im back home


thanks for the late reply!


they ran a train on her after


mansion bros, you seeing this?


i liked jared leto he was very cool and futuristic


hes kinda hot on the low


first thought: nice ass
second thought: her feet are fucking tiny or something


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hello friends i will be finishing that wacky combine mod and then playing more hl2 mods :)



im eatin a cobb salad


come on man were watching the br2049 video essay


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>hl2 mods


*makes a loud exaggerated "hmm"*


im basically retarded


id love to see this smug bitch get face fucked


what the FUCK did they do to wikipedia


a normal life does not exist everyone is living through a series of their own weird little moments


hold on lemme check


thank heavens she's returned and is checking


wow they made it worse


i have obligations in my own country


it looks the same for me


i dont like it at all it looks ugly


i havnt been to wikipedia in years so i dont even remember what it used to look like


ugh it's like they made it for tablets


falco is so cool


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here you go sweetie


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>hl2 mods


cool i got a $10 papa johns digital gift card


we don't know japanese


'05 and '11 are both perfectly fine


is this like hl2 kaizo


2011 is the best why fuck with it


this but turtle wow


i always hated how impossible wikipedia was to read on the wider screens
this is a good change i like it
looks much cleaner than previous versions


wikipedia employees have to justify their paychekcs


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im gonna throw you down a well


wicked smaht


you wont do shit you little crybaby


life is full of feeling bad and sad


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tucker time


that was a good salad


salad is grown up food


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i want a salad


a $2 bag of vitners chips now costs $3.49 on sale ($4.99 regular price)


men really should not be eating salads


it was a chicken cobb salad i made at work


chicken cobbs a real hearty one


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pekobros, skip to 0:50 lol


what a n00b


ok you're fingers are doing the octave powerchord you talked about
except instead of strumming you're going to separately pick the 2 notes back to back "dud""dun"


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cant believe she let herself get epicly owned like that…


pekora is such a clown


alright im doing it


why are you avoiding the question you fucking pussy



>>1881756 play the 2 notes in each chord back to back (dud dud) you can take your time moving your hands between these but play the 2 notes of each back to back quickly
G||—— —— ——-
D||—-10 —7– —8—
A||—— —— ——
E||-8—- 5—– 6——

dud dud dud dud dud dud


and that is super mario brothers world 1-2


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nigger bros, not like this!


oh hell yeah
i've been needing some practice just sliding the power chord shape around and this is perfect for that


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sneed a gob


paste fucking toot




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you can fingerpick it sort of with 2 fingers kind of like you're pinching the chord. your thumb plucks down on the first note. and then your pointer finger plucks up on the octave

this is the next part of the song where the music modulates and gets higher for 1x
you move everything down 1 string. and dont use the top one. dont sweat if you cant get these "dropped" power

G||——-10 —-7 ——-8
D||—– —– ——
A||—8— 5— 6——
E||X (dont hit/mut)

different thing: practice normal power chords way more than the octave ones



dude we're on turtle wow!


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sweet, yeah im gonna find a power chord diagram and mess around with them for now


imagine how much of a wimpy loser nerd you would have to be to invent farming when food literally grew on trees and there were giant delicious animals walking around everywhere without you having to do anything




farming ruined everything
who would choose a nasty ass corn on the cob over a delicious orange


listening to a jerma stream on speakers


i could go for a jerma stream


uh oranges were selectively bred by farmers they didnt start out that way dumbass


lol gottem rip bozo


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will the real gook raper please stand up


*stands up*


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nevermind we sneed farming


im not a fan of any of those


yea wheres the hamburger


my entire ribcage shows is it possible to get a bf


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this is a farming comm


imagine just jamming your hand up that gooks pussy


i dont think theres any bad fruits (maybe an unripe papaya because it tastes like vomit)
and theres only bad veggie (okra)


*opens porn tabs*


you fuck with tamarind or durian?


fruits are shit tier because they have bugs in them


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we werent supposed to have any of that crap anyway
abos were all jacked and had perfect teeth until they started eating this poison


whats wrong with okra


ive never had a paw paw
ive never heard of a durian


it was like eating a handful of grass


at 1am il throw a beer in the freezer
at 2am i will do my thing


slimey grass

also i tried fried okra to avoid the slime and it still sucked it was like burnt grass
okra sucks



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god i wish a hot anime girl would pomf onto my bed like this


i dont mind the taste but i hate the slime
works great in soups because the slime thickens broth like crazy though



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