No.1880740
cant even watch or think about a**a's streams anymore shes just such a huge pornobrain trigger if i watch her stream i just get caught in this trance and hyperfocus on her face and even hearing her voice does it too and she does something thats like flipping a switch in my brain
No.1880741
post it again brapper
No.1880743
LPQ sucks :/
No.1880747
not that king
No.1880748
ugh that nano webm from last thread has me horned up big time
No.1880749
i want a bf
No.1880752
>>1880751i remember this one she has an unbearable voice
No.1880753
i would love to lay that bitch across two tables with her tits hanging down and then speedbag them
No.1880754
i save good boob pictures regardless but i also have a deal where any girl that i like enough to fap to i save a pic
No.1880755
im bored
No.1880756
holy FUCK
my box had a 421 tier chest which completed my 4pc and was a 36 ilvl upgrade from the garbage elemental storm gear
No.1880757
trying out paintingbro has oil paints? or is he doing something easier?
No.1880759
>>1880758this is great gooning music
No.1880760
dhcp… configured
pxe boot… occuring
No.1880761
is genshin better than poe?
No.1880762
cmon man
No.1880764
>>1880760all this so you can setup a gooncave in your workplace with a custom pc…
No.1880765
ugh i mean you guys are playing turtle wow and shit come on yourselves
No.1880766
cant wait to slop (soon)
No.1880767
>>1880765bro were on retail we gotta open our great vault!
No.1880768
>>1880767we got 421 tier in our worst slot!!!!
No.1880770
wow? ass. turtle wow? dirty ass. IGN 0/10 legit
No.1880771
we are on maple legends trying to get a party for ludibrium party quest
No.1880772
>>1880769no i mean worst as in our previous worst ilvl!
its a 1.5k dps upgrade!!
No.1880773
>>1880771i cant get a straight answer to which maple game to play im too intimidated
No.1880774
>>1880766whats on the menu tonight
No.1880775
>>1880773dont play any of them they all suck
No.1880776
think im going to level a hunter arcane mage is too confusing
No.1880777
cant wait to sip (9 hours)
No.1880778
eating is the best
No.1880779
>>1880776has arcane mage ever been a viable build? i played up to level 70 and arcane mages never worked in raids because they had to channel spells and moving screwed them + they needed to be really geared also iirc
No.1880782
>>1880779what are you talking about arcane mage was great in level 70 raids
No.1880783
arcane was viable at one point forget when it was though but whole raid was shooting magic missiles and crap
No.1880784
hellfire citadel was when arcane mage raped
youd put your little crystal down, proc a trinket on it and then blast it with missiles
No.1880785
hold up i have to be level 28 to unlock a free 4 star for this event?
No.1880786
um please dont use "rape" in a flippant manner like that its very insensitive
No.1880787
LIGHTNING BOLT!
No.1880788
>>1880786shut up man im gonna rape you
No.1880789
what are wishes
No.1880790
>>1880785theres probably an ar requirement but you have time and the early levels are really easy to blow through
No.1880791
i smell like cum and it bothers me
No.1880792
tadaima~
No.1880793
okaeri~
No.1880797
got owned bigly in minigolf
No.1880799
>>1880797were the chicks laughing
No.1880801
>>1880797come on man we're great putters
No.1880802
The current get-in price for the Cowboys-49ers playoff game on Sunday is $569.
No.1880803
>>1880802i think the cheapest tickets for regular season vegas team is $1100
No.1880804
dem boys are gonna go sicko mode all over the san franstinksco 49ers
No.1880806
not really since we dont slop anymore
No.1880807
bros get on payday 2 were stealing coke from the narcos
No.1880808
gonna boot up doordash and spend $25 for a big mac
No.1880809
i played too much pd2
No.1880810
pad2
No.1880811
im dehydrated :/
No.1880813
>>1880808bro a big mac is less than $4 with the mcd app
youd be crazy to pay that much
No.1880814
mcd app
No.1880815
made bacon eggs and toast for din din
yum yum in the tum tum
No.1880816
>>1880812do people really not know that youre supposed to find the studs…
No.1880817
>>1880813how much for delivery
No.1880819
>>1880817get off your ass you lazy piece of shit!
No.1880821
why is food cheaper if you order it in the app
No.1880822
>>1880820*tries to make it look like im not checking out the panties on the floor throughout the evening*
No.1880823
>>1880821cuz they can incentivize you to buy more stuff with reward points
and they probably sell your data to advertisers i guess
No.1880824
mentioning panties triggered my pornbrain and dep
No.1880826
panties are gross
what should i buy from the store
No.1880828
>>1880827eggs are $5 for a dozen
No.1880831
>>1880829oh no no no ennacels not like this
No.1880834
excuse me?! thats my WIFE!!!
No.1880838
>>1880835wishmon the wish granting pokemon
No.1880840
>>1880839can you give me a tldw its so long and the audio is terrible
No.1880842
heroes never die!
No.1880843
>>1880841i dont think thats the tldw
No.1880845
i heard the high iq trick to those is to look at the negative space
No.1880846
whats negative space
its just pixels
No.1880847
croatian man walks into bar
No.1880848
serbian man walks by and says DWAYNE THE TUB MOMMY IM DWOWNING
No.1880849
passer by say "door is on other side of building"
No.1880850
my amazon delivery is running late
No.1880853
>>1880851birp is still around huh…i remember downloading their monthly playlists when i was a muteen
No.1880854
>>1880853no idea what that is man i just algd this and it was good enough to post here
No.1880855
hmm i want slop
No.1880856
what the fuck is a bootlace worm i hope that shit is extinct to hell and back
No.1880858
>>1880857you are literally a bigger snake than toon
No.1880859
we love slopping
No.1880862
steam is down i repeat steam is down
No.1880863
whoever told him to start posting here wanted to destroy the website
No.1880864
the guy is trying to not slop and heres this gay snake
"bro just bite the apple its nbd trust me"
No.1880865
might do a cade slop run
No.1880866
eat big
lift big
drink plenty of water
No.1880867
reddit's been pushing me r/programmerhumor and it seems to just be indian guys and trannies posting memes
very strange gathering of people. you'd think there'd be civil war between them
No.1880868
idian guys would love trannies if they gave them a chance
No.1880870
>>1880869no we arent idiot
No.1880871
wtf pando hates trans?
No.1880872
i thought gays and trans got along but guess not??
No.1880874
pando how much do you weigh
No.1880875
think il skip cooking eggs today and instead just eat the rest of this chicken
No.1880876
no slop today thats for tomorrow
No.1880877
gonna slop today
gonna double down tonight
tomorrow im going all in
No.1880878
and we're drinking booze tonight too
No.1880880
been alging a lot of mina x chaeyoung twice fanvids i think the foids have a point they really do look like they like each other
No.1880881
A Second Colorado Library Closes Because of Meth Contamination
No.1880882
like druggies doing meth in the bathroom and then getting meth everywhere? idgi
No.1880883
hate leg day
No.1880884
this guy on ebay still hasnt shipped my mouse
No.1880885
true readers smoke meth
can finish two books a day
big books
no food no sleep just reading
No.1880886
hmm that does sound tempting
No.1880887
Tis not a good mental health day.
No.1880889
eating 3 pounds of cheese every week
No.1880890
americans eat twice that on average
No.1880892
havent watched himari after she disrespected neets
No.1880893
>>1880881the homeless methheads smoke in the bathrooms so much that it's second hand smoke in there at times. and the meth smoke has left a residue on surfaces like a sticky resin. some workers have complained of feeling bad after using the bathroom sometimes
its the same thing as taking a tiny bathroom and having people smoke weed or cigs nonstop inside. it would stink inside and the walls would be yellowed and covered in a sticky resin
#adderallpost
No.1880894
libraries closed due to meth
No.1880895
how do hobos afford so much meth
No.1880896
>>1880893gleep why do you take adderall whats the point bro
No.1880897
cant take adderall until you adopt an adult cat or two thats my rule
No.1880898
i feel bad after using the bathroom and its not because of meth
No.1880899
>>1880895i think they steal stuff and then sell it for meth
No.1880901
if i enter the bathroom im there to make something or unmake something
its not emotional its what i do
No.1880903
looking at r/femboys and shaking my head so the government agents watching my webcam don't mark me down as gay
No.1880905
when you become a femboy the government agents will stop harassing you
No.1880907
eating these macadamia nuts and its 210 calories per 1oz serving wtf ive eaten like 2000 calories worth of nuts in one sitting
No.1880909
>>1880907thats outrageous
No.1880911
>>1880908its crazy watching people this bad at melee
No.1880912
nuts are good for you bro youre gonna get jacked
No.1880913
>>1880908someone tell him to wavedash back ftilt more
No.1880914
did he cut up his controller yet
No.1880915
>puff sheik
its over hes dropping the game after this
No.1880917
love neennee love
No.1880918
someone owns a monkey?!
No.1880919
theres coyotes hanging out in the front yard
No.1880920
>>1880896its the only thing that lets me get a spurt of work in sometimes. even get out of bed or do anything. it makes me be able to clean my entire room in 2 hours instead of a neverending project
i did the work getting the empty plastic totes from my moms to put my cordballs, bric-a-brac, clothes. i put all that stuff on my bed and cleaned the floor a few weeks ago. i just need to bin it up mostly and my room will be clean and ready for a kitten at any time.
kitten status update: talked to the big mspca here(shelter) they said they get cats in constantly and to keep checking in (rn they only have 4 adults). that is what im going to do rather than traveling off-cape to a smaller shelter where they charge more and dont give you as much free gibs in vet care
No.1880923
artosis hasnt wavedashed once
No.1880924
i have never wavedashed in my life i dont even know what that means
No.1880925
>>1880922shes becoming an ojousama
No.1880927
pando got real quiet after i asked him how much he weighs 🤔🤔🤔
No.1880928
he did a few but he needs to practice his movement
i dont see any form of dashdancing or short hopping
No.1880929
i just smoked some shit i think they call it george bush
No.1880930
ask him how tall he is next
No.1880931
pando lives in california and walks everywhere hes probably like 80lbs
No.1880932
stop
picking
on
her
No.1880934
oyasumi
No.1880935
>>1880907for the most dangerous snacks you need to keep the can or bag of macadamias behind you on a nightstand,shelfwhatever. if they are in your line of sight when you look at the pc you will eat too many and feel like a fat pig afterwards
this trick helps me the most with oven cooked 'za. right after the 'za is done if i dont put the plate behind me i
will burn the shit out of the roof of my mouth repeatedly trying to eat it
No.1880939
sometimes you time stepping onto an escalator wrong and briefly staring at a mans ass is unavoidable
No.1880940
i deleted and didnt make a 2 paragraph post about throwing out first pitch strategy for the old and infirmed
No.1880942
>>1880939just look to the side
No.1880943
are girls that interested in my juicy caked up bootycheeks
i thought they didnt care
No.1880944
girls (guys)
No.1880945
someone consult our sister comm
No.1880948
my hs gf said she liked coming to my soccer games because she could see my butt in our short shorts
No.1880949
what a gross coomer
No.1880951
m so tired
No.1880952
sheep are counting me
No.1880954
wth toon is streaming
No.1880955
yeah hes having a hype train subathon bro hop on!
No.1880956
eh hes not playing a game i find interesting
No.1880957
ugh hes being cute and funny
No.1880958
hate that im gettin out of gaming
nothing looks fun but im a gamer what am i supposed to do its all so forced
No.1880959
we are on maple legends bro farming exp leveling up
No.1880961
i looked at it, that game looks like a nightmare id rather stare at the ceiling im sorry
No.1880962
gonna hit the 'cade
No.1880963
>>1880958were hopping on genshin man
No.1880965
>>1880960damn this gay weed speaks to me
No.1880966
theres a gayweed for ever occasion
No.1880968
thumbnail made me think it was some kind of construction/carnival ride accident footage
No.1880969
im gonna uninstall every game except one and just play that one game until im done with that one game
and then uninstall it and install another one
No.1880970
better pick a good one
No.1880975
forgot your avatar pando
No.1880977
>>1880969i could do that with a fighting game
No.1880979
i sold all my fight sticks ill never play another fighting game
No.1880980
proud of you for deniggerfying your brain
No.1880981
Phase 2 Now Live for NA Realms WotLK Classic
No.1880983
>>1880981damn thats crazy man *cranks up turtle wow instead*
No.1880984
oh no anna bought an asmr ear mic setup this is going to break me ill probably be comitted from this im already in the process of having a mental breakdown
No.1880985
>>1880978sc2 zzz
bw on the other hand
No.1880988
this bluetooth speaker i got as a christmas gift is really nice it has a strap on it so ive been wearing it and using it when i go on my nature hikes/walks and biking around
No.1880989
ugh we really have one of those bluetooth speaker in public spaces niggers in here
No.1880990
>>1880989i dont use it to play music i just listen to podcasts on it
No.1880991
*takes joe wogan on my nature walks*
No.1880992
i only listen to science based podcasts stop making shit up like saying i listen to music
No.1880995
where the FUCK did everyone go
No.1880997
im over here
No.1880998
>>1880995idk man its like the entire board just died since yesterday
No.1880999
 | Rolled 2 |
evens slop odds no slop
No.1881000
damn that sux
No.1881001
we are on no slop 2023
No.1881002
who is we
No.1881004
why didnt you tell me there was a fresh dunk
No.1881006
we don't watch that cuck anymore
No.1881007
the fuck we dont
No.1881012
>>1881011*gives you a swirlie*
No.1881014
*pops open my switchie*
No.1881017
>>1881015*sighs* shes gorgeous…
i want a doll
No.1881018
thinking about pingeo cutting
No.1881019
>>1881014what are u playing bb
No.1881023
dead thread…
No.1881024
ugh fuck wow is so gay fuck
No.1881025
>>1881023bro its tuesday were raiding on wow!
No.1881026
gooner u up?
No.1881029
im not alright and getting worse
No.1881033
frasier just knocked up a prostitute
No.1881036
>>1881035is it just me or did the style of makeup change every woman from about 17-25 just has a really weird face to me the last 2 or 3 years
No.1881037
>>1881036i can only see her ass
No.1881039
she has faceshots posted too on there
No.1881040
cant comment on her face but her ass looks weird. not a fan of her development
No.1881041
whores really love taking pics of their butts
No.1881042
gleepy told me sex is like greco-roman wrestling on a trampoline
No.1881043
hate gooks so goddamn much
No.1881044
go on tiktok and look at some of the influencer bitches they all have weird fucking faces like the makeup makes them look too waxy and even angular
meowdalin is also a good example of it
No.1881045
im gonna check this meowdlin woman and report back
No.1881047
frasier just used his powers of psychology to convince the prostitute he impregnated to kill herself saving himself a heap of trouble
No.1881048
we talkin about that makeup on the nose stuff that uh, whats her name started doing. the one that sold bathwater? cuz thats first thing i noticed on this meowlin chick aside from how busted she is
No.1881049
what a scamp
No.1881050
funny enough bonbi's iconic makeup looks fine and doesn't weird me out
No.1881051
frasiers my new role model im frasiermaxxing
No.1881052
could it be because bonbi (old) had more of a cartoon face so her cartoonish makeup never looked out of place
No.1881054
never watched all the whores you guys keep posting here
No.1881055
>conventionally attractive woman makes a video about thinspo being toxic and body positivity
yeah honey its easy to love how you look when youve always been pretty stay in your lane
No.1881059
hmm…need to rethink my posting if the nikacado guy is replying to me
No.1881060
i heard a rumor hes a bot
No.1881061
>>1881042i never said this. i have a lot of spent wrestling and 3 years with a trampoline mostly trampboarding. at no point was it ever like sex
>>1881036do you mean the thick pointy eyeliner corners like boxxy does?
>>1881044meowdalyns makeup is actually something else. i'm finna blow your minds
No.1881062
had to pause the frasier episode it was getting too awkward for me to watch i watned to get up and start pacing
No.1881063
>>1881059yeh that's p disturbing
No.1881065
or actually i meant you connect her real nostrils to the darkened parts on the sides and its a dog nose
No.1881066
she looks shot out, lol. homeless woman-tier shit legit
No.1881067
what do you see in these bitches?
No.1881068
>>1881064its making fake light and shadows. she explained it once on stream.
(i deleted a paragraph here about how to apply camo face paint properly)
#adderall
>>1881067i like how shes literally living her own doggirl life and shes is weird and her being that cool makes up for minor things in her looks like having zits.
No.1881069
>>1881068in a lot of ways shes just like me
No.1881070
isnt she doggirling for the clout
No.1881071
women get acne on their ass
No.1881072
stolen doggirl valor
No.1881074
cant imagine how disgusting my ass must be
No.1881075
>>1881073have fun getting shot in the desert
No.1881076
my ass leaks shit smells and not from farts just from crusted up shit crumbs i cant wipe well cuz of the hemmeroids and some of the soil gets stuck behind the ball that i cant get so it just perfumes me with shit
im so embarrassed all the time this is the worst
No.1881077
my problem is the backside of my balls
No.1881078
>>1881076come on man no one asked
No.1881079
>>1881076 you arent getting your butt clean after you poop you must be leaving it greasy. you need to use wet wipes or shower yer butt to clean it if you need to.
general seepage and sputtering farts shouldnt be causing that much damage
you can fold a square of tp in half and put it in your ass crack against your anus. i do it if i have bad diarrhea and have to leave the house. purtle called them manpons
No.1881080
the mansion will have bidets
No.1881081
im struggling v_v
No.1881082
ganbatte
No.1881083
never liked reading the scatological posts
No.1881084
we dont know what that word means
No.1881085
>>1881079ill try a manpon. my brother even commented one time and i turned red in the face. its awful to smell like literal shit wherever you go
No.1881087
>>1881085there are 'rrhoids from straining too much and then theres the 'rrhoid flareup which i've had once. its from when you roughly wipe an external 'rroid and irritate it like your nostrils with tissue. except the irritated burning feeling is 100fold. its why they have preperation H and the donut pillows and all that stuff.
to make it go away stop straining when you poop so much makes the rroid shrink and retreat.
not wiping it full force or many times will stom the burning. if you're at a point where its burning you gotta dab with tp, wet wipes, and shower and go easy until youre back to 100%
No.1881088
you dont want your bussy to have a clitty
No.1881089
i gamed 10 hours a day
No.1881090
damn i opened the thread and hemmscholar is educating the masses
No.1881091
if you have seepage try changing your diet and sitting less i think thats how i fixed it i definitely had a seepage phase
No.1881092
although i dont think i ever had poo on balls issue thats out of my depth
No.1881093
>>1881087i have to wipe alot and rough or i just cant get clean sometimes, and i guess thats what happens is i irritate 'em 'roids but its so greasy and foul and then i cant wipe well when its irritated cuz it hurts and as you can see in that picture, behind the tissue when its fully prolapsed, shit gets stuck that i cant get to cuz its inside the ass and thats whats stinking me up throughout the day
No.1881094
sometimes i get that gross internal anal fluid that has a distinct smell and i worry i have cancer or something
No.1881095
just deleted a 2 paragraph adderal post with details explaining a theory about waiting for 2nd degree rroids to retreat back inside before wiping hard
No.1881096
what the heck is going on with everyones butts
No.1881098
>>1881095i wouldve read it
i think the solution is mostly finding a diet routine that gives you no trouble
No.1881099
well well well would you look at the time
No.1881100
*sits in the bath to relax the hemms*
No.1881101
slough those hemms right off
No.1881102
the gravity poop is not bullshit i give my poops the tiniest starting push and then i just sit there and wait for gravity and digestion to take over and the poop starts sliding out slowly like a snake eating in reverse.
at the end if you dontt have a clean cutoff dont try to strain it out or wipe at it forever.
if you sit on the toilet for another 5-10 minutes and wait for your belly to gurgle and digest a little more you can poop out that cutoff nugget cleanly (time to digest and not straining is key)
i never understood how people could take 30,45,60 min+ shits until that. they're literally shitting and then waiting for more digestion and a second shit
No.1881103
i used to strain hardcore and that gave me the hemms to begin with. maybe gravity pooping is the future
No.1881105
gonno snooze i cant read all this horrible chafing butthole talk
No.1881106
>>1881105bro lets talk about sexy female tauren!
No.1881108
>>1881098knowing its caused by pushing and straining and it will go away if you dont do that or irritate it.
irritation is caused from the wiping
knowing that and the picture shows you how it starts and gets worse is enough to figure it all out.
if you're pooping out blood from inside it will be mixed with mucus also so check that seepage
No.1881110
rip jay briscoe
No.1881111
>>1881108yeah theres blood sometimes too… thanks brother
No.1881112
wish yhivi would do stuff a little less gross
No.1881113
>>1881112gotta watch the older eastern yuro club seventeen stuff. so many awesome yurasians in that group
No.1881114
butt hours are always better than constant holo, nigger and melee spam
thank you for butt information
No.1881115
sigh youtube vanced no longer works for me
No.1881117
god shes ugly
No.1881118
turns out ive always loved korean women
No.1881121
funny how coreans and nippons never said anything about racial slurs in the movies
but niggers are barking loud as fuck every time n word is being shouted
No.1881122
we hate niggers and we dont care who knows
No.1881123
thats cuz you cant keep a good gook down
No.1881124
my gook wife hates niggers
No.1881125
damn 5 years ago i got an internal hemmie and started taking my ass health seriously. psyllium husk with every meal and showering if i have messy shits. havent had a single hemmie problem since. glad i dont have any of your nasty asses
iirc rutin is a supplement that helps hemmies calm down. you can even add it to creams to apply topically.
No.1881127
so glad that guy always puts 'lol' in front of his sick videos of children being torture-murdered or whatever so i know not to open them
No.1881128
ow my knee
No.1881129
fyi i usually post dr aaron vids but im not that gorekid
No.1881130
>>1881129this gook hates niggers
No.1881131
grow up
No.1881133
i want a bf
No.1881134
i only had hemmies once when i was at the shore for a whole week, i remember i could barely fall asleep or sit.
i went to the pharmacy and ask for some supplements and i said that it was not for me, it was for my mom lol
apparently you can get hemmies after excessive training as well, at least that's what they told me. that was my problem
No.1881135
Strenuous activities and heavy lifting can cause hemorrhoids to swell, exacerbating the symptoms even more. On the other hand, a lack of exercise can also make matters worse. Sitting causes blood to pool, leading to engorged hemorrhoids and painful pressure in the anal region.
copy pasted from google
No.1881136
our anal regions are in shambles
No.1881137
and were not even gays
No.1881139
well i am, but im the guy that takes ass health seriously instead of having a nasty bloody shit weeping ass like the rest of you
No.1881140
accidently cut my butt shaving it yesterday
No.1881143
i like being smooth
No.1881145
im fuckin drunk
No.1881146
hemmies are the silent plague of the modern man
No.1881147
you guys have been talking about ass for a few hours now wrap it up and stop talking about it
No.1881148
ass status: itchy, slightly painful
No.1881149
whats wrong with ass convo
No.1881150
tadaima~
No.1881151
we can talk about me drunk driving to the store in about 30 minutes
No.1881152
im what they call an ass man
No.1881153
>>1881151stream
take photos
do something man
No.1881155
>>1881154oh come on stop being a bitch i got yellow fever i cant help it
No.1881156
im gooksexual
No.1881158
>minecraft
closed
No.1881159
bro its a new server…
No.1881160
where she will do the exact same thing that she did in the past couple of years
No.1881161
it looks exactly like the normal holojp server to me
No.1881162
hate missing bun bun cha
No.1881163
*activates air fryer*
No.1881164
airslop
No.1881165
i'm still on #noslop and #nosip 2023 bro
No.1881166
slop isnt that bad
No.1881167
>>1881166go on a diet you fat bitch
No.1881174
you ruined my life
No.1881175
>>1881171why dont you leave toot alone? whats your problem?
No.1881176
>>1881100stop shoving things in and out of your ass like a demon
No.1881177
im going to make a big post please don't make fun of me for it if you can
No.1881178
>>1880716>>1880723>>1880720>>1880718missed the aeron talk but my opinion is important
have had one since about 2017 (refurbed like the other anon bought) and it's definitely sturdy and well built, i completely removed the lumbar support and just try to sit comfortably however i notice after hours in the chair the bottom of your thighs/close to knees kinda hurt basically where they sit on the edge of the chair, also your ass kinda hurts like a regular chair after a while so you gotta change where you're putting most of your weight
kinda like what he said, it makes you sit with "correct" posture but after a while sitting like that is uncomfortable, i got a recliner and use that for 80% of my time on PC, aeron is for serious gaming time mostly, fps or rocket league where you're focusing and aim/precision matters
the carpet around my desk is so fucked up from moving the recliner in and out though, don't do something like this with carpet unless it's already old and a little beat up
No.1881179
kill yourself
No.1881180
>>1881177blog away dude no judgement
No.1881181
a chair's a chair's a chair, at the end of the day
No.1881183
>>1881178as we learned from baste smooth dr stuart mcgill, having to shift your posture is how the body regulates stress throughout the body its natural and nbd
No.1881184
back mechanic… i have that book but havent read it
No.1881185
is the checker here i need her to check something
No.1881187
if I ever date a white man imma date a WHITE man not one of them white chocolate Niggacore yts y’all b posting on my timeline.
No.1881188
miko is piloting a helicopter thid is gonna be good
No.1881190
>>1881185hold on i’ll check
No.1881191
*holds on*
No.1881192
had a cute thought in my brain but its gone
No.1881194
just checked
the checker is not here shes busy
No.1881196
>the bottom of your thighs/close to knees kinda hurt
you might have bought a size too big. i'm 6'1 and bought a size b and my knees are nowhere near the part you're talking about
No.1881197
a steamfriend is playing final fantasy 14 :3
No.1881198
because of the weird way they number some final fantasy games i thought you said "final fantasy 14:3" like it was a ratio or a subtitle or something
No.1881199
worknorming today
No.1881200
b-cup boys…
No.1881201
lol remember vaping
No.1881202
were you into vaping weed or cig juice?
No.1881203
we vape here
No.1881204
>>1881202cig juice is so popular that when we talk about weed vapes we specify "dry herb vape" or "weed conc pen" to avoid ambiguity
No.1881205
just realized i didn't poop for 3 days wtf
No.1881206
J>LPQ
No.1881207
>>1881205come on man go to the bathroom and take a shit
No.1881208
>>1881207i wish i could man
maybe i shout eat some expired food
No.1881210
>>1881209are we supposed to know what this is flex?
No.1881212
>>1881206r> have track and fast smuggle
No.1881213
hmmmm who should i bully today
No.1881214
you know who
No.1881215
what if today you were kind to people
No.1881216
>>1881209its the back of the inside of his amp i think?
No.1881217
we're good boys since last week
act like it
No.1881219
*unsheathes katana*
stay away from her
No.1881220
my ip checker tells me we have a jew here
No.1881221
my ip checker is sensing a proud palestinian freedom fighter
No.1881222
toot how did they get ip checkers
No.1881223
test nigger test
No.1881224
grow up
No.1881225
anna said her pussy gets wet every time she hears or reads kwintu because it sounds so african but them someone explained how its jewish and her pussy dried up
No.1881226
>>1881209wiring up toots electric chair weve had enough and were going to throw the switch and fry that piggy fry
No.1881227
most people are from NA
we have people from Germany, UK, Croatia, Israel, Belgium, French, Australia, Finland, Denmark, Albania
No.1881228
>>1881227i want a fun map with pins
No.1881229
>>1881227i hate them so much
No.1881231
4 million people
No.1881232
ryan eggold bf
No.1881233
>>1881228fun minor attracted person with pinoys
No.1881234
who is the frenchbro
how can we lure east asian girls into the comm
No.1881235
anis?
No.1881236
french bf
No.1881238
tloling at the 2 third worlders from albania and belgium
No.1881239
*3
*and croatia
No.1881240
croatia is the most prosperous country on that list stupid fucking retard
No.1881241
>>1881238belgium isnt that bad compared to albania or croat
No.1881242
admittance to the mansion will require a blood test to prove that youre fully hiv positive
No.1881243
everyone knows that croats are extremely smart
No.1881244
>belgium
>third world
paste amerifats
No.1881245
*devious was word i meant
No.1881246
belgium is a super pozzed 3rd world country that basically looks like the middle east population/culture wise
No.1881247
so their deal is little germany? i always thought that because of the flags
No.1881248
yurohours :^T
No.1881249
shoutout to king leopold II one of my guys
No.1881250
toot should honestly ban all eurocucks
everyone is sick of their cowardice and evil posts sullying the site
No.1881251
sorry… ill go ..
No.1881252
toon is always doing little activities i track him through steam
No.1881253
>>1881251*kicks you in the ass on the way out*
No.1881254
i cant belive you all got baited so easily by my "IP checker" lmao
No.1881255
who got baited how
No.1881257
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No.1881258
sussy penus
No.1881259
i once caught gweedly licking his computer screen when someone posted an ascii penis in twitch chat
No.1881261
gooner u up?
No.1881262
remember when the fascist boomer drumpf was going to put his orange diaper face on mount rushmore
No.1881263
we have to build a shed outside the mansion for the poopsmell guy to live in
No.1881264
still tlol about gleepys chimp out and how no one probably recognized him because he never went to any family gatherings
No.1881265
>>1881264please stop bringing that up
No.1881267
day #2 of waking up with a tummy ache
No.1881269
for the ruler of the gay-disco empire there is no foreign land
No.1881270
>>1881267rotund bulbous fat gut bitch got on a diet
No.1881271
bitcoin
No.1881272
*shoots pad and sees him put his hands up*
*mag dumps him anways* >:)
No.1881273
>>1881248you look cute when you make that face
No.1881275
>>1881273stfu euromuzzmutt
No.1881276
>>1881268i saw this thumbnail last night and i thought that this split screen compilation format would be good for the budget gooner who doesnt have all the tv's and projectors. there has to be other videos similar to this
https://xhamster.com/videos/tribute-to-yiny-leon-split-screen-compilation-xhXBnLa No.1881277
im gaming with an american, a german, and a singaporean
its so beautiful how gaming brings people together
No.1881278
>>1881276die die die die die
No.1881280
>>1881279damn shes a cunt
just like her friend enna
No.1881281
i was messing around with pentatonic scales and found out how to play the amogus song
No.1881282
Bi Confusion Sissy Hypno - Split Screen PMV
we watch gay and straight porn at the same time here
No.1881283
plot twist, the person in germany is a brazilian on vacation
No.1881285
gotta confuse the pip for max gains
No.1881286
the top row is me
No.1881287
>>1881284phew ive only got 3 of these
No.1881289
>>1881281can you make a power chord on the top 3 strings? can you do the power chord where you drop it all down 1 string and dont play the top one
No.1881290
all seven lfg
No.1881291
tfw no schizoid bf
No.1881292
you can trust me babe
No.1881293
>>1881288we get little nut fluffer tickler farts sometimes
No.1881295
pomucraft in 1 hour lfg
No.1881297
drones can already do that
the humanoid thing would just be worse at it
No.1881298
drones cant open doors
No.1881299
yeah they can they have little claws they mine minerals with
No.1881300
>>1881296why did they program him to do so many spins
No.1881301
>>1881296fuck man i just saw an alg of the bipedal one shouldering and firing a real gun and plinking metal targets every shot. it was at an outside range. a dude was hitting it and shoving it with a hockey stick
No.1881302
hold up im deboonking the video i watched upon closer inspection
No.1881303
hes deboonking, hes deboonking
No.1881304
grab your gfuel, get your gamergrub cause the croatian_gamer is live
No.1881305
they should train the robot to play csgo and jerk me off
No.1881306
>>1881301that ones fake you dumb nigger
No.1881307
grow up
No.1881308
>>1881306i know i just deboonked that
No.1881309
>>1881289i've mostly been working on doing octave power chords and muting the string in between, and barre chords as far as chord practice goes.
No.1881310
>>1881309gonna teach you a cool song rn if you have guitar access
No.1881311
im gonna do drugs and get violent with my family
No.1881312
ok have fun, hon
No.1881313
>>1881311why do you have to constantly skirt around this funeralshit man i deal with you calling me a nigger or anything else just stop fucking talking about my grandfathers funeral and my famil you fucking horrible asshole piece of shit. i hate other stuff you say like the welfare shit but w/e just drop the fucking references to that event you fucking psycho
No.1881314
>>1881310i'm worknorming for the next 7 hours but if you post it i'll save it and try it out later tonight
No.1881316
AND I DONT HAVE A FUCKING FAMILY ANYMORE FUCK THEM AND FUCK YOU
No.1881317
im confused
No.1881318
serial hardcore bullies should be banned
No.1881319
i quit my family after getting angry after my grandfathers funeral and toss is constantly bringing it up because it bothers me a lot and i ask him to stop. its the only fucking thing i want him to drop. and he wont do it
AND PAD WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS
dude left because of this asshole fuck him
im def way more depressed and dont fucking interact with the thread lately because of him
hes constantly pushing me by mentioning it in vague ways. like calling it fighting with my family (i tried to fight some of my family)
No.1881320
meet me irl for real faggot
No.1881323
>>1881319i made
>>1881311 and it wasnt about you it was just some dumb word salad i made up after remembering one of these 'texting slang for parents guides' meme images that said something like "i want to blaze and violently murder" once
No.1881324
time for a cowtb
No.1881326
>>1881323i dont even know what most of those are..
No.1881329
wish i could wear cute cake pullovers
No.1881331
no ones stopping you
No.1881332
pomu time
No.1881336
>>1880967love this thanks for posting
No.1881337
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No.1881338
>>1881337why wont he get a life
No.1881339
i clip
No.1881340
thanks kwintu, very cool
No.1881341
>>1881334love this thanks for posting
>>1881335holy shit!
No.1881343
going on a walk to clear my head
No.1881344
>>1881342it do be like that
No.1881346
>>1881154im huge into gooks but i wouldnt even settle for her
No.1881348
>>1881343its pouring rain and there is a tornado warning
No.1881349
sorry man no jailer i sleep
No.1881350
wish konata was real
No.1881351
whatever happened to that ftx jew
No.1881353
>>1881348its a clear night sky not a cloud in sight
No.1881354
he got sent from the bahamas to LA. he agreed to doing that because they offered him the ability to get out on bail before his court date. his parents or other people helped him pay his bail.
the conditions of his bail are house arrest at parents mansion ankle monitoring
No.1881355
im not even close to baseline
No.1881357
a new rune…
No.1881358
norsebros (bobob)
No.1881359
just overheard separated mom on the phone talking about how the other guy is flying in in a couple weeks
i hate her so much
No.1881360
wanted to make sure the nordfags noticed
>>1881195 No.1881362
>>1881359do your parents still live in the same house for now? show your dad some tateclips
No.1881363
wish i had a 162 stepdad
No.1881364
insane how i went on a short little walk jog and now i dont even feel the fact that i didnt sleep last night
No.1881365
holy shit diedrich bader is in this episode of frasier
No.1881366
>>1881360i dunno man im not sure if this would have jacksons seal of approval
No.1881369
you should sleep
No.1881370
>>1881368sounds like torture
No.1881371
so glad the gym is open again…
No.1881372
we dont go to the gym
No.1881373
we do man it replaced our ssris
No.1881375
cp vs united starting
No.1881377
>>1881375its not on hulu :/
No.1881378
wish i needed work clothes. i heard girls like a man with a uniform
No.1881380
my alg is absolutely fucked, completely unwatchable
No.1881381
>intelligent
couldnt be me honestly
No.1881382
>>1881368he just like me fr
No.1881385
>>1881368modern existence is literally a living nightmare
i dont think humanity could have gotten to a lower point than where were at now
No.1881388
>>1881385bro? we can jack off to photorealistic 3d futa porn?
No.1881390
are foreign ai researches targets for assassination like iranian nuclear scientists are for israel
No.1881391
why would israel kill their own scientists i dont understand
No.1881392
no idea what youre trying to say with that post
No.1881393
totally clueless what youre asking and or trying to say
No.1881394
#aware
No.1881395
comm status: confused
No.1881396
if the belief is that whoever develops general ai first will achieve an insurmountable competitive advantage wouldnt it behoove your intelligence agencies to obstruct the progress of foreign scientists by any means necessary
No.1881397
i think he's saying that ai will be the new arms race which i kind of agree with if you consider things like killer robots and the missiles that can intercept nukes will greatly benefit from ai
No.1881398
its so hard to get out of bed when the bed is nice and warm and being out of it is cold
No.1881399
>>1881387jerma was so real for this
No.1881400
hate jerma
No.1881402
eh, its all the nwo countries arent really competing like that. whoever gets ai first, it goes to the rothchildes who will have their golems put it to use for their nefarious ends
No.1881404
can't wait to sit in my aeron all day tomorrow
No.1881405
whoever develops general ai first will be swamped by vast quantities of the most salacious pornographic content imaginable and they will all die of starvation in a massive month long goon session the likes of which the world has never seen
the only way to be safe is to get off the internet and escape to the countryside before that happens
No.1881406
>after kennedy died the pressure was off
really makes you think
No.1881407
the animatrix was so cool
No.1881410
now you are having a dialogue with yourself
No.1881411
*holds door open for you when entering a building*
No.1881413
ugh this fucking garbage shit i just tried to watch on netflix
No.1881414
saw a trans-fella today
looked like a 15 year old trying to dress like neo from the matrix
No.1881415
lucky…
No.1881416
that was me and im cis
No.1881417
>>1881416sorry sir you're gonna need to take a leak in the little girls room
No.1881418
a trans-fella. a fellow trans, if you will
No.1881419
hey baby i hear the blues a-callin'
No.1881420
*downloads sw: the bad batch*
No.1881422
does it have baby yoda
No.1881423
ugh the wojak poster is back
No.1881424
just report and move on -__-
No.1881425
done
No.1881426
wait dont ban me i just thought that one was funny
No.1881427
save it for toot kid
No.1881430
i may have seen a trans-lady one time irl but i couldnt be sure
No.1881433
>>1881428oh lawd that's a big ol girl
No.1881436
How To Pass As A Woman
No.1881437
there's a trans girl in my class
she wears a mask to cover her facial hair
idk why she doesn't just shave more often she doesn't seem depressed
No.1881441
>>1881438id take bombi chonkers over this beanstalk
No.1881443
>>1881439hop on maple legends i need one more for my dungeon run
No.1881444
>>1881441based no taste bro
No.1881445
>>1881439she looks like she hasnt washed her hair in 5 days here
No.1881446
>1881441
>beanstalk
jenny got fat. she has an awful little pot belly
No.1881447
post her pot belly
No.1881450
jenny is the kind that will never workout either shes just going to slowly get fatter and fatter. hate girls like that
No.1881451
shes just preggers with tinny
No.1881452
>>1881437omo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1881453
which link do i click on i dont wanna see the gross gook
No.1881454
both
No.1881455
at this time we're only posting gross gooks
No.1881457
>>1881437the trans-lady in my class shaves but you can still kinda see the outline of stubble
No.1881458
is she cold??
No.1881459
is she having a seizure
No.1881460
she saw me
No.1881461
133-211-333-123-111
No.1881465
>>1881464hah thats the worst one
No.1881466
>>1881462i hate this most of the subspecies are stupid
No.1881467
| Rolled 53 |
fuck i wanted snow
No.1881468
ok shes tall ill settle
No.1881469
is that what "goblin mode" is?
No.1881470
dad has the most generic cartoonish snore ever
No.1881473
how come theres little league baseball and pop warner football and soccer leagues for kids that are like 6 years old but no junior boxing organization
No.1881475
they should let kids fuck each other up
No.1881476
>>1881434where you been man havnt seen you post in a coons age
No.1881477
they do have junior boxing leauges they call them inner-city schools for some reason
No.1881478
lil mixed martial arts
No.1881479
would it be possible to get a speaker thats loud enough that i could put outside and annoy my neighbors with
No.1881480
no theres no such speakers
No.1881481
yes
No.1881484
>>1881476busy having sex with your mom
No.1881485
>>1881479just get a dog and have it bark outside towards them
No.1881486
if you get 100 little speakers its the same volume as one big speaker but adds more depth to the sound
plus it costs less
No.1881487
id need the speaker to be wireless i think so i could hide it in a bush and then have it play music
No.1881488
do you think they wouldnt figure out it was you if you hid it
No.1881489
>>1881479yeah just get one of those illegal truck horns
No.1881490
little speakers will miss certain octaves only a speaker with size can produce. it has to verbiate inside open space, that's the nature of sound
No.1881491
i think itd be funny to play music really loud for like 15 seconds and then stopping it
No.1881492
honestly that WOULD be funny
No.1881493
you can spread out the little speakers and occupy more space
the big speaker is like a point source it cant fill a room the same way
No.1881494
triangulate speakers around their house and keep changing which ones are on
No.1881495
nothing funny about it you lunatic
No.1881496
never read that meme doujin 'emergence' should i
No.1881497
the sound has to rattle around inside when its produced. little speakers = less rattling = certain sounds are unattainable
No.1881498
i want a bf
No.1881499
*rattles*
No.1881500
FUCK
not like this unitedbros
No.1881502
>>1881501she needs to show some skin
No.1881506
kill msyelf
No.1881507
>>1881506have some more vod bro
No.1881508
are we drinking tonight
No.1881509
good morning bros!!
No.1881510
>>1881509its 5 in the afternoon this is when normal people get off work
No.1881511
were not normal people
No.1881512
Ron Jeremy found mentally incompetent to stand trial for rape
No.1881513
>>1881510i was at work for 13 hours yesterday fixing an internet issue!
heading back in soon
No.1881515
>>1881513youre a slave you stupid nigger
No.1881516
>>1881515no its the family business so ill inherit it as long as it survives
No.1881517
>>1881505tomorrow? bro, we did ulduar over a decade ago! we got the achievements, mounts, and everything!
No.1881519
>>1881517and now were doing it again
No.1881520
tadaima~
No.1881521
okaeri~
No.1881524
kido butai
No.1881526
not the hecking orc statue
No.1881527
>>1881524what does the ijn first air fleet have to do with any of this?
No.1881528
>>1881525moms are very resourceful
No.1881529
>>1881527i was just saying one of the jap words i have rattling around my brain
No.1881530
>>1881529sasuga, anon-kun
No.1881531
ora ora ora !!!
No.1881534
nevermind they show up on ex too but it was bugged
No.1881535
>>1881533hate this nitwit
No.1881536
i really want to die i cant be bothered anymore
No.1881540
lol my valorant settings got deleted after i didnt play for a few months
had to do the tutorial too
No.1881541
phew thought i was going to have to take a shower but instead i can just change my shorts
No.1881542
you should shower anyway as a goof
No.1881543
lol or valorant?
No.1881544
corporate network is down? I guess i'll just have to play video games
No.1881545
we need a free non-wow mmo to play with the comm
No.1881546
im just so sick and tired of it all
No.1881547
turtle wow?
No.1881548
>>1881545bro wow is free if you make 130k gold a month!
No.1881549
Rosemi is very attractive, smart, funny, the top 1% of all females.
Enna is ugly as fuck, stupid, cringe, dumpster-tier female
No.1881550
>>1881549I like ugly women
No.1881551
itll be cool when one day you can buy a piece of land and a few ai robutts to farm and do whatever and you can just chill
No.1881554
someone stream velma
No.1881555
quarrel goes wet
No.1881557
>>1881543we're valobros here
won my first deathmatch
No.1881560
i forget valorant is that the first person dota game? where your on the ground with the creeps?
No.1881565
no its the csgo with spells
No.1881566
im always stuck in a state of wanting to roll a new character in wow but being unsure of what it should be
No.1881569
>>1881559what the fug did you just make me watch
No.1881572
>>1881562this isnt anything like how i play mario
No.1881576
>>1881574hes a lot like us if you really think about it
No.1881577
wtf these changes for 10.0.5 are crazy theyre adding tons of new talents
No.1881578
bejeweled is hard af wth
No.1881579
bejeweled is awesome bro
No.1881580
im the best b'jeweld player in the comm and it isnt even close
i jewel all day
i jewel all night
No.1881581
that garbage is for 11 year olds looking for free games to play on their phones
No.1881582
gonna try giving up tranny porn for lent when that comes around
No.1881585
>>1881584full bm until you get to 70 is the meta
No.1881586
>>1881585what talents man
No.1881588
lets be honest its the elite international clique of jews causing the white hate
No.1881591
rachel ray has a good racket going being a "celebrity chef" with her own pet food line. she can just phone it because people wont consume it
No.1881593
ive pounded off to rachel ray before
No.1881594
>>1881591stop eating dog food man
No.1881595
>>1881592nenes so gosh darn freaking adorbs i cant stand it
No.1881596
i had a set of rachel ray knives before they were ok for being cheepo thinnies
No.1881597
>>1881595i wish i could drop you off that really tall building in qatar
No.1881598
i hope when zii goes to japan he visits cover corp and see the error of his ways
No.1881599
i hope when zii goes to japan his plane gets hit by a north korean icbm
No.1881601
well i hope he snaps some coolp ics
No.1881603
im going to try doing this thing where i do small little chores throughout the day instead of doing it all at once and stressing myself out
No.1881605
that sounds like a bad idea but you do you
No.1881606
its a poor strat instead of just a single part of your day being wasted your entire day is gonna be wasted because your just not gonna stop stressing out until you finish all the chores
No.1881607
i filled up the ice cube trays and then gamed for 30 minutes
i refilled the water jug just now so i can game some more
maybe in an hour il heat up some food and get back to gaming
No.1881608
>>1881607this is very smart actually
No.1881609
oh
you dont even smile
No.1881610
>>1881609lets recite your baseline
No.1881612
i don't play bejeweled i play microsoft jewel
No.1881613
eatin sweets
No.1881615
i dont even smile
No.1881616
im literally ryan gosling + vergil
No.1881618
thats not true you guys smile cutely
No.1881619
dad just walked into my room and asked how to tie a tie…
No.1881623
>>1881619did you tell him to use youtube
No.1881624
>>1881623well he brought the ipad in and i asked if it had youtube and he said yes and opened it to a video of how to tie a tie
so i pressed play and he did it
No.1881625
>>1881624real bonding moment right there damn
No.1881626
as in he had already searched for a how to tie a tie vid and found one and then came in my room for some reason to ask
No.1881627
>>1881592that looks like some of the shitty forgetful towns here but i looked and thats actually north carolina they're looking at. i think somewhere in the northern part of the state because the roads are still asphalt. the roads switch to concrete before wilmington
>>1881593hair in (her pussy)
No.1881628
>>1881532great now i gotta jack off again
No.1881629
if you knew how to tie his tie off the top of your head he wouldnt be able to stop talking about that to everyone he met
but you blew it man
No.1881631
you could get a regular gf and bimboify her
No.1881632
*presses play*
No.1881633
i can feel my stomach burping inside of me
No.1881634
chest pain ugh
No.1881635
fake tits are disgusting
No.1881636
>>1881619he's probably like me. in 5 minutes i can tie some clownish giant chunky square shaped tie knot that makes me look like im retarded. or i can ask someone to do it for me and it will only take 1 minute and it will look nice. your mom probably did it for him
No.1881637
how do moms know dumb shit like how to tie a tie
No.1881638
moms know pretty much everything man
No.1881639
that on the ground dota game you were thinking of was smite by the way
No.1881640
>>1881633those are a bunch of different sphincters throughout your digestive track opening and squirting food through them down the line into the next "chamber". thats what a growling stomach or that stomach squelch is. food getting squirted through the sphincter into the next section.
No.1881641
i love each and every one of my sphinctors
No.1881642
dont write gross things like that
No.1881643
we learn about our digestive and anal health in this comm
No.1881644
the only gross one is the very last sphincter
No.1881646
>>1881645google mail, chase bank app, uhhh
No.1881648
uber youtube
No.1881649
gmail, goog maps, chase bank? , goog files, youtube, twitter, uber, pinterest
No.1881650
patreon something something dropbox
something gdrive something youtube
messenger something tumblr something
something something something something
something uber something pinterest
No.1881653
>>1881652this was already linked days ago and it sucked
No.1881656
>>1881653uhhhhh ok i skipped
bitch
suck my dick
No.1881657
paste greta and her autism grin
No.1881658
love greta
No.1881659
>>1881655look at that smug face
she won
No.1881660
"Going to a movie theater is less about the size of the screen and the perfection of the sound system, and more about a decision to not multitask. You're making a deal between yourself and a piece of art to give it your full attention" - James Cameron
No.1881661
lynchs take was better
No.1881663
>>1880738no its not dumb bitch
No.1881664
my mom bought me a bunch of desserts because she wants to fatten me up
No.1881665
>>1881660not a fan of his movies but he is right
No.1881667
>>1881660the high ticket price also helps you pay attention
No.1881669
nooooo those things are so expensive to run you have no idea
No.1881671
>>1881668you can use your pc as a space heater
No.1881672
in the first baseline scene the prompter is all chatty and shows humanity while k is all stoic and robotic
in the second baseline scene the prompters voice is all robotic while k is the one pausing and showing humanity
i need a video essay to delve deeper into this
No.1881673
greta is legal now right
No.1881676
not even close to baseline
No.1881677
>>1881674for me its cosplay with onee-chan
No.1881679
i don't know what my friends mom is doing with my big pip but boy am i interested
No.1881680
if i was god of the hentai rules universe the first thing id do would be to spawn in as a shota with a huge 10 inch dick and fuck so many jmilfs
No.1881683
thats why she was murdered
No.1881684
why was pad murdered
No.1881687
>>1881684his affair with dodi fayed
No.1881688
i know its real (it isnt)
No.1881689
my brain is so frustrated she wont be my gf
No.1881690
you want your brain to be your gf?
No.1881691
wish i were a replicant and my memories were just implants
No.1881693
oyasumi
No.1881694
>>1881691wish someone retired me already
No.1881695
wish i wasnt retarded
No.1881697
>>1881692this is really unattractive compared to that toradora porn book
No.1881698
im basically a baby possum
No.1881700
maybe il gook some eggs tomorrow instead
No.1881702
jared leto felt a little too cartoonish to me but maybe thats just how blind people are
No.1881703
cmon man we're already dep
No.1881704
>>1881315alright im back home
No.1881705
>>1881704thanks for the late reply!
No.1881706
>>1881655they ran a train on her after
No.1881708
i liked jared leto he was very cool and futuristic
No.1881709
hes kinda hot on the low
No.1881710
>>1881655first thought: nice ass
second thought: her feet are fucking tiny or something
No.1881712
im eatin a cobb salad
No.1881713
come on man were watching the br2049 video essay
No.1881715
*makes a loud exaggerated "hmm"*
No.1881716
im basically retarded
No.1881717
>>1881714id love to see this smug bitch get face fucked
No.1881718
what the FUCK did they do to wikipedia
No.1881719
a normal life does not exist everyone is living through a series of their own weird little moments
No.1881720
hold on lemme check
No.1881721
thank heavens she's returned and is checking
No.1881722
wow they made it worse
No.1881723
>>1881707i have obligations in my own country
No.1881724
it looks the same for me
No.1881725
i dont like it at all it looks ugly
No.1881726
i havnt been to wikipedia in years so i dont even remember what it used to look like
No.1881727
ugh it's like they made it for tablets
No.1881728
falco is so cool
No.1881731
cool i got a $10 papa johns digital gift card
No.1881732
>>1881707we don't know japanese
No.1881733
'05 and '11 are both perfectly fine
No.1881734
is this like hl2 kaizo
No.1881735
>>18817292011 is the best why fuck with it
No.1881736
>>1881730this but turtle wow
No.1881737
i always hated how impossible wikipedia was to read on the wider screens
this is a good change i like it
looks much cleaner than previous versions
No.1881738
wikipedia employees have to justify their paychekcs
No.1881740
>>1881737im gonna throw you down a well
No.1881742
>>1881740you wont do shit you little crybaby
No.1881743
life is full of feeling bad and sad
No.1881746
that was a good salad
No.1881747
salad is grown up food
No.1881749
a $2 bag of vitners chips now costs $3.49 on sale ($4.99 regular price)
No.1881750
men really should not be eating salads
No.1881751
it was a chicken cobb salad i made at work
No.1881752
chicken cobbs a real hearty one
No.1881756
>>1881704ok you're fingers are doing the octave powerchord you talked about
except instead of strumming you're going to separately pick the 2 notes back to back "dud""dun"
G||———
D||——10-
A||———
E||—8—–
No.1881758
>>1881754pekora is such a clown
No.1881759
>>1881756alright im doing it
No.1881760
>>1881757why are you avoiding the question you fucking pussy
No.1881762
>>1881756 play the 2 notes in each chord back to back (dud dud) you can take your time moving your hands between these but play the 2 notes of each back to back quickly
G||—— —— ——-
D||—-10 —7– —8—
A||—— —— ——
E||-8—- 5—– 6——
dud dud dud dud dud dud
No.1881763
and that is super mario brothers world 1-2
No.1881765
>>1881762oh hell yeah
i've been needing some practice just sliding the power chord shape around and this is perfect for that
No.1881768
>>1881429paste fucking toot
No.1881771
>>1881765you can fingerpick it sort of with 2 fingers kind of like you're pinching the chord. your thumb plucks down on the first note. and then your pointer finger plucks up on the octave
this is the next part of the song where the music modulates and gets higher for 1x
you move everything down 1 string. and dont use the top one. dont sweat if you cant get these "dropped" power
G||——-10 —-7 ——-8
D||—– —– ——
A||—8— 5— 6——
E||X (dont hit/mut)
different thing: practice normal power chords way more than the octave ones
No.1881773
>>1881771dude we're on turtle wow!
No.1881775
bros…..
No.1881777
>>1881771sweet, yeah im gonna find a power chord diagram and mess around with them for now
No.1881778
imagine how much of a wimpy loser nerd you would have to be to invent farming when food literally grew on trees and there were giant delicious animals walking around everywhere without you having to do anything
No.1881781
farming ruined everything
who would choose a nasty ass corn on the cob over a delicious orange
No.1881782
listening to a jerma stream on speakers
No.1881783
i could go for a jerma stream
No.1881784
>>1881781uh oranges were selectively bred by farmers they didnt start out that way dumbass
No.1881785
lol gottem rip bozo
No.1881787
will the real gook raper please stand up
No.1881788
*stands up*
No.1881790
>>1881789im not a fan of any of those
No.1881791
yea wheres the hamburger
No.1881792
my entire ribcage shows is it possible to get a bf
No.1881794
>>1881793imagine just jamming your hand up that gooks pussy
No.1881795
i dont think theres any bad fruits (maybe an unripe papaya because it tastes like vomit)
and theres only bad veggie (okra)
No.1881796
>>1881793*opens porn tabs*
No.1881797
you fuck with tamarind or durian?
No.1881798
fruits are shit tier because they have bugs in them
No.1881799
>>1881789we werent supposed to have any of that crap anyway
abos were all jacked and had perfect teeth until they started eating this poison
No.1881800
>>1881795whats wrong with okra
No.1881801
ive never had a paw paw
ive never heard of a durian
No.1881802
>>1881800it was like eating a handful of grass
No.1881803
at 1am il throw a beer in the freezer
at 2am i will do my thing
No.1881804
slimey grass
also i tried fried okra to avoid the slime and it still sucked it was like burnt grass
okra sucks
No.1881808
>>1881802i dont mind the taste but i hate the slime
works great in soups because the slime thickens broth like crazy though
