No.1815260[Last 50 Posts]
and you know what we do on sunday
hol up hol up?
we sleep in!
i just took a reverse poop
we do that every day
its every day bro
cant believe toon is not streaming his dota sesh
i want the biblical toon gmod stream someday
wtf chris farley was only 33 when he died
you mean to tell me being 250lbs overweight and being a drug addict can shorten your lifespan?
saw a mr beast thumbnail it looks bizarre like a david dees comic
WERE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIIIIND
DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOOOONE
wtf theres football on in 6 hours they have a game in germany
*promotes an antisemetic documentary*
cant wait to goose step into the end zone
uther bros… we won
omniknight is my favorite hero hes just like uther the lightbringer from warcraft
its portal 2 time
someone get me some cigarettes
yea nothing can stop drumpf from going to jail
>yea nothing can stop drumpf from going to jail
apparently those people on 60 days in get paid 20k to sit in jail for 20 thousand bucks
about to head out
gonna finish the part 4.0 the college of winterhold on the way
make sure to walk in front of a car
dont tell her to do that -_-
its almost 2023
id settle for her and i could fix her
hooo boy patriciantv is on fire
how was last thread? should i read it? might just skip and stay here
it was an epic i have no words
i liked it when they were watching csgo to the polls
wow i am so outraged now
My stepfather was the same. A terrible human being.
He took my dog from me during the night who was asleep in my bed; and then drove out in the country and shot him. I wondered where my dog was all day, and then over Dinner that night he told me he killed me. I was then not allowed to leave the table until I finished eating, and he yelled at me if I showed any signs of sadness. Which I did, so he yelled most of the meal. I was about 8 at the time. The rest of the family just sat quietly and ate.
wow i am so outraged now
its the womans fault for exposing the children to a step dad
saw an episode where constanza was eating calzone so now i'm ordering calzone
imagine having a bed under your desk at work like costanza
Speed’s chat told Lil Nas X that he should kiss speed 😭😭😭
Jinnytty has been unbanned after 1 day, 9 hours and 47 minutes 🙏🙏🙏🙏
did she show her pussy again
no she was showing prosthetic tits for cosplay or something
i love jinny so much shes perfect
i post an old dot reddit link with a great video and you post a www dot nureddit link with some boring ass wall of text
we are not the same
im not clicking old reddit links man post the new one
didnt even watch your little gay ass video
just ordered food and my neighbours are out again
the guy was up to something
tesla cars are the highest quality you can buy right now so i dont see a brake going out
hes a chink maybe he thought he was pressing the break pedal but was actually slamming the acc one instead
why were the break lights shown as being on in the video then
actually they're trash riddled with qc issues you would never see with other established car manufacturers
because you touch yourself at night
not sure if i trust your source
they are anti musk after all
I always see so many people act so suspicious of Signal, despite it being proven by subpoena to be private and secure. The protocol itself is open source, too. Can anyone in this thread calling it a "honeypot" prove it? Actually, forget proving it, just tell me a specific way you think it's compromised that isn't "obviously everything is backdoored but I refuse to explain how this backdoor is different from any of the other ones on the device I'm currently using."
Binance CEO: More companies might fail in coming weeks
they call me mister stink ass
theres a red wave coming for the 2024 election…
FTX had zero BTC on its balance sheet despite having billions of dollars worth of customer deposits of it on its books.
who tf asked
toot he got past the white list!
the west has fallen bros
wish i had closed back headphones instead of open backs
grandma is slowly physically deteriorating and my dad uncle and aunt are having some retarded grownup arguments about inheritance
dad tried to convince me he is the one talking sense but he doesnt realize just how little i actually care about money and inheritance and whatnot
show them some tateclips to shake their heads out of the matrix
that crazy bro
*slaps you in the face*
get your act together and start caring!
still a tatebro
they just dont get it or refuse to acknowledge it
im a dead branch on this entire huge ancestry tree
an evolutionary dead end
give the money to the family members that need it
bro you could buy the mansion
nah its not even close to the amount we need for the mansion
like it would maybe be enough to erect a few marble pillars in front of the entrance but thats it
why woul,d you trust the jew
*tickles your bellybutton*
going over to my parents ill be phoneposting from there cya later
have fun lovely boy
she needs to lose weight
actually shes perfect the way she is
stalker was pretty good
i loved stalker probably one of the better films ive seen this year
i won't claim to completely understand but the filmmaking was incredibly solid from the shots to the sets to the characters and their moments
made me interested in watching his other films
Ok im over at my parents
dads outside working on something brothers heating up the sauna im eating a croissant
dang drove to my activity and back and im still only at part 4.7 the college of winterhold
>SBF was the second biggest Democratic donor in history
really milks the almonds
seahawks bros we are getting owned by timmy brady in germany!!
LE SWIGGITY SWOOTY COMING FOR THAT BOOTY AHAHSGJAHAHAHSGHAHSHAAHHA XDDSDSDSS
ppl out there do be acting retarded
you niggers are weird
oh the other one is a toy i get it i get it
i've got sugar belly from drinking soda too fast
well obviously they made the game for baby brained console users
wdym looks like a regular ass video game meant for video game toddlers like you guys
Put a checkmark in that box in the upper corner of your post and press delete!
getting zah cravings….
stop sending me gay shit like this on steam its not funny
hes gonna get diseases
why does he let that chicken eat the ice cream? doesnt he know it would kill him if the chicken was twice his size and he tried to eat its food?
her parents took a massive L
11 minutes of sohee to clean your eyes
J. Kenji Lopez-Alt chili con carne
As for searing, there's always a trade-off. Searing helps develop nice browned flavors via the Maillard reaction, but it also results in tougher, dryer meat. See, at the high temperatures required for browning, meat muscle fibers contract to greatly and expel so much liquid that even after a long simmer in the pot, the edges of the meat cubes are relatively dry. I vastly prefer the softer texture of unseared meat.
The solution? Just sear half of the cubes and on one side only. You develop plenty of browned flavor, but retain good texture in the rest of the meat. Worried that the flavor will only be concentrated on the meat that you sear? Don't sweat it. Most of those flavorful compounds are water soluble, meaning that there's plenty of time for them to dissolve and distribute themselves all around the stew as it cooks.
>>1815395>game constantly telling you what to do>big red circle to let you know when to press dodge>big yellow circle to let you know when to parry>literally bop it with graphics
zii would love this
has sickzii ever played the complete half life series
im gonna get a cordless pair of hair clippers and cut my own hair
corded is the way to go
the cord is so annoying
if she breathes
shes a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
you just dont get as much torque with that cordless stuff
geno smith with zero tuddies
it makes me angry brothers anger
dang it i forgot they were playing in europe
what the fuck lmao
bradybros…not like this man…
munichbros are you seeing this
i aint seing squat
well spit them back out
its like im really playing oblivion
idea for a business: look over people's notes and make anki cards for them
idea for a business: attractive asian women come to my house dressed as maids and feed me various snacks and grilled meats
im going wild here im a wild boy
that business already exists
singlebros rise up
we are on nofap we cant click that
i coomed yesterday and on wednesday too
just coomed what are we up to bros
football starts in 15 minutes
im cooking bacon
IF ONLY WE COULDVE SEEN IT COMING
IF THERE HAD BEEN SOME SORT OF SIGNS
im having a bad week. lots of pronedep time
shut the fuck up man
i feel the same way and now im losing all my video games and getting harassed in the thread
fixing up old wiring
why do you want pics of old wires
whos harassing you ill kill them
stop killing her
i think the turning point in life is when sports stars start to be younger than you
the turning point is when you wake up sore for no reason
the only sports star i know is michel jorden and hes way older than me
After Huobi released the asset snapshot of the asset reserve, 10,000 ETH was transferred from 0xca…c3fc (Huobi 34) to Binance and OKX deposit wallets. The Huobi 34, which had 14,858 ETH at the time of the snapshot, currently has only 4,044 ETH left.
another huge moment is when every sports star except tom brady is younger than you
any slippi gamers
how do i set this shit up again
step 1 slip
step 2 sip
step 3 ???
step 4 profit
does slippi have spectate id love to watch what normal people play like
not those mango leffen amsa talented freakshows
im also watchin dem loins
post your fucking belly
pets watching tv is always cute
my gran's husky used to sit in front of the tv when columbo was on
FIX THIS BLOODY BOARD YOU DOMINOS PIZZA LOVING FAT FUCK
team babbnville is popping off again
trying to remember why and when i stopped taking daily showers
why would you shower daily if you're neet
yea but i used to not be neet so im wondering when i stopped
i shower whenever i have to go outside
and every 3 days minimum in addition to that
im gettin rekt by team osaka the bedbug smokers
remember when ross from friends pretended to watch tv lol
we dem loins!
to be honest i dont get comp csgo
its about clicking heads
why do they throw grenades towards nothing
now that im such a valve fan i should start playan counter strike
but i stink bad at online first person shooters
demo is such a boring game mode i cant imagine playing it for 30+ years like most cs fans
it depends on the grenade and where theyre throwing it
team sea slug!
where i come from there are two types of grenades
the sticky kind and the bouncy kind that goes 'clang'
also why are there so many weapons when every comp game i see uses 3
we should wake master chief up
he is needed
almost done cooking the first pound of bacon
because they just pick the ones that aim the best which is all that matters when you're gosu
ugh hate waking up this early
broncos country… lets ride
okay i installed slippi
i cant fucking dash out of crouch
who wants to play
i'll play some
my movement is still really rusty
puaahh~ ate dindin bigly
oh my gosh one of you stream it
no way you'll see me flub all my short hops and wavedashes
lets all start playing melee that would be sick
i dont understand how those melee freaks can wavedash all over the place that stuff is hard
i dont like fighting games
melee isnt a fighting game
fresh griddy from an hour ago
this niggermeme was never funny you faggots
i love a good griddy
did you see the bacon technique where they cook it in water
is that calli
sounds gross but im curious
jeff you here babe? wheres the streams man
good morning bros~!
im cookin bacon bro!
how are you cooking it?
*hops on tf2*
*finds a match*
i had the weirdest nap rn
i feel dead
you cook bacon like a fag
oh hell yeah this is awesome
youre much better than i am
game is too hard
ggs, fox is also the hardest character in the game to control let alone play. also have been playing melee since like 2010 so don't feel too bad
first i slippi
then i sippi
i just got my controllers back yesterday and i might open them up to clean them
dashing out of crouch is so hard and i dont know why. dash dancing also feels weird but its been a long time since i touched this game
i see you abusing crouch but i never remember to do it
i keep messing up wavedash out of shield and i cant time anything. keep whiffing moves because my control is so bad
youre control is so much better than mine
youre like kyung
i see, yeah cc shine is good at all levels
i also just have a habit of holding down so i can neutral tech and not accidentally roll
what a shot
sailor troon more like
who are these teams
wheres team liquid
wtf why is the grand finals only a bo3?
think im just gonna watch seinfeld instead
counterstrike hours i push on my eyeballs and stare at the colors
navi and faze choked harder than bomber.
the future of the economy is moving capital to developing economies
man i havnt done that in forever
the sleeper has awakened
bro turn on the lions bears game
lions just got a pick-6 to tie the game!
why does meowth looks so fukce d up
oh no no no loinsbros!
wtf you can drop nades now in csgo?
they added that a couple of months ago, you can still only buy one frag/molly/smoke per round though for some reason.
csgo get a job
oh no no no
I hope they'll host it in the Maracanã Stadium, they will never understand how passionate we, Brazilians, are. They underestimate that we are the most passionate fans in the world, not only for Counter-Strike, but we are also the most passionate Counter-Strike fans.
This is very huge for us, Brazilians. We are much passionate and we love Counter-Strike. We have a population of 300 million people, all of them love Counter-Strike, and they will all want to attend the event because we just love Counter-Strike so much.
Its our passion, its in our veins. They'll never understand. We're not mere e-Sports fans like the rest of the world, we are passionate about Counter-Strike more than any other country in the world.
its true its all true i admit it
important poll need the whole comm to answer
angel > buffy
i'm not going to answer your gay little poll
i stopped watching buffy at season 5 when the guy was like who am i? oh i'm dracula.
spent all day watching the retrospective made it to p5.0
phew im exhausted
gooky the dog slayer
do you even like skyrim?
dont feel comfortable answering this until i finish the retrospective
idk i havent played it
anticlimactic finish to the csgo tourny
wow that was a fucking lame major
at least league had cool dancing niggers
here come dem loins!
oh n o no no
yooooooooo fresh dunk!
these casters really need to stfu theres no hyping this shit up lol
he's gonna tear this shit apart
bearsbros… its over
we dem loins!!!
gonna cop some dunkmerch
man remember gaming before remakes, remasters and reboots
i member, pepper bridge farm member… feels like the industry is just #cashgrab moment rn which is kinda sadge
boogie bashem got in there for a sack
hell yeah brother
the first road win for the lions in over 2 years
holy shit the griddy nigger just made a crazy catch!
name an actually scary horror movie
holy shit he caught that
the greasy strangler
remember dr giggles that was a great horror movie
it was ok
your sound like you need some
time to do what 162 posters do the best
*pulls out dragon dildo*
c'mon man we goon with our hands
hooooooo boy the vikings are elite this year
4th and goal holy shit!
i never GOT sonic games
ive been complimented on my hugs
its been said 'im warm and i hug like i mean it'
OH NO NO NO
now i have 2-3 hours to watch footie and drink!!!
we need to link up as soon as possible
pc sounds like a blender on boot up but i'm still feeling too lazy to replace the fans
yeah that was awesome
i want a bread bowl of chili
ahahah oh no nono
vikesbros…not like this
them boys are involved
cute bear hugs………
if you arent standing on 1 foot and using a leg in your hugs you arent hugging right
its been said 'im cold physically and emotionally, and i hug like im trying to escape'
HOL UP HOL UP!!!!
most of us aren't girls
cute boys in the thread omo!
the giants are 6-2 and winning
and their stadium is 1/2 empty
oh no no no billsbros what the fuck was that
During the bright Nordic summer, a group of children reveal their dark and mysterious powers when the adults aren't looking. In this original and gripping supernatural thriller, playtime takes a dangerous turn.
thats cuz football is boring who wants to go sit down in a cold ass stadium for 6 hours
vikings tuddie we all hit the griddy
better than a hockey rink right?
i hate when playtime takes a dangerous turn
are there any trannies in the smash comm
what about the csgo comm
holy shit them bills!
they're the majority
wtf is this indian on youtube tutorial music
what about the colin mcrae rally comm
this game is nuts
im almost done with p4.7
sunday night finna boutta spread blood libel stories online!!!!!!
another sunday afternoon
matt ryan sets up in the pocket to do what he does
i grab a beer from the fridge to do what i do
im halfway through 4.7 and losing steam
we setup in pockets here
*tosses the ol pigskin*
[coin musk content]
love coins love musk love content
elon is so cool
them boys messed up at lambo feel and the refs are punishing them
rv comeback in 2 weeks bros
videogaming is dead for me until volcano high and starfield come out
nobody but you literal gays care about volcano high shut up
watch your mouth fool goodbye volcano high is going to change gaming
not even gay but im hype for goodbye volcano high
here we go (for todays number) ft. David Lynch
4 4 4 4 4
for me its a 3
long swirl today he was listening to that poster who wanted more swirls
im gay but dont care about volcano high
dont spoiler these let the babitten seethe about it
longswirlbros we won
You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way
this guy looks like a cumslut
its cheating if he doesnt swirl for long enough simple as might as well just not show the number that day
lynch has been swirling numbers for 900 days now i think he knows how to do it
do you have a dataset for that so i can take a look
was gonna watch nyanners but then i saw her new model again and instantly lost interest
look im not disputing that im just sayin he shouldnt half ass it
never watched a vtube
Here we go for today's stats! It's day 820.
The sequence so far:
Sum = 4,639 Average = 5.66 Median = 6
Days since last picked:
5: 0 (After 13 days)
Longest times without being picked:
1) 9 with 83 days (Days 279-361)
2) 1 with 65 days (Days 284-348)
3) 3 with 64 days (Days 25-88)
4) 4 with 52 days (Days 696-747)
5) 9 with 50 days (Days 228-277)
6) 2 with 49 days (Days 158-206)
6) 2 with 49 days (Days 250-298)
6) 7 with 49 days (Days 302-350)
9) 10 with 47 days (Days 763-809)
10) 9 with 46 days (Days 430-475)
10) 10 with 46 days (Days 538-583)
whoops quoted the wrong post
ok ok fair enough
whats going on with 2
6 is due for a pick 26 days since the last 6
im betting the house on tomorrow being 6
classic gamblers fallacy
the epic 9 drought of days 279-361
just realized lynch mistitled this 'today's number' as 'david lynch's weather report'
why does he do 1-10 instead of 1-9
oh no oh no no no please no
a very interesting california
im chugging flouride in floride locking my third eye shut
whats huron supposed to be
huron is an indian confederation
floride is a colony of brittany
i hate old houses so much
there's this new takeout place near me but parking by it is a fucking nightmare
your so smart man x__X
i fucking hate french
or maybe thats spanish idk
his name is brmonke bro
youre fault for playing the exchange variation bro
o ye como va
we dem boys!
are we drinking tonight
i found my knife in my car and then immediately lost it again
oh no no no that bad man rodgers is just bad…
ugh wasnt planning on taking a shower today but i got sprayed with dirt when i went outside
oh no no no crap prescott
oh no no no dak poopsock is getting exposed
how come you dont shower daily
i dont get dirty every day
that bad man aaron godgers
uh huh you know what it is green and yellow green and yellow
damn i wanna blow a load in toss (female)
A MARTIAN JACKING OFF
you mean green and purple right
bro hes 95 years old he needs to just accept that hes not the best anymore
why does this spic sound eastern european
you are going to look so foolish when he carries portugal to a world cup gold medal
remember when he went and kicked the ball during the other teams free kick and then did the soy pointing lol
epic these fucking dogs wont stop barking at eachother
crap poopsockbros…. not like this……
oh no no no dem boyz fuckin suck!
we got yo back rodgers
hold my dick!!!!
WHY DOESNT ANYTHING EVER WORK RIGHT AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hol up hol up!
ag irl just asked if i was still alive
dont reply so she will be even more worried about you
a possum girl smoking a bowl
this is so gweed
can i like it?
i dunno if this is the same artist or the same character
nobody comments on how i hug because ive never hugged
i think its weird to get complimented on your hugging
i dont think you want that almost ever honestly unless its your gf
normal people hug a lot and make small talk about hug quality
theres no way they make small talk about hug quality come on
people who dont hug should just die
hmm should i go get some beer
dont nah her stupid boy
norms definitely hug all the time
rofl for it
i dont know how to roll
|Rolled 1, 1 = 2|
i forget how to hug
do you do the one arm higher the other arm lower or do you do just go both low so the girl can go high
ok i admit it fauna is cute
one high one low and bend down a little bit at the knees cuz girls are so short
im going to need a complete hugging guide in case i make it one day
we dem boys!!!
i usually go left arm low right arm high for hugs
if you dont want the hug to stop is there even anything a girl could do?
hugs will be mandatory at the mansion
standard hugging protocol is>>1815759
if you want to make it a big special moment you can go both under and let her drape her arms around your neck, optional to pick her up and spin her from this position
both over is for big bear smothering cuz shes a dainty little flower hugs
here come dem boyz!
i have never done a standard hug protocol that seems weird
hmm i see
what about their boobs
hol up hol up?
now lets talk head positioning
this is important
head goes directly into her bossom
you just gotta concentrate and not get a boner>>1815773
usually just straight up so she can lean her head into you
this prattle bores me
so what is boner protocol
because sometimes you just pop a bone theres nothing you can do about it
you just dont GET the hugging protocol
do your collar bones need to touch
havent accidentally popped a boner in like 10 years
packers are about to lose 6 straight games
im straight up gay
what if its a casual hug between friends ive seen norms do those
i dont think i could settle for a regular friendship hug ive been too lonely for too long
matt ryan just ran for 50 yards lmao
what a god
i popped a boner in the driveway infront of my hsgfs house the first time we hugged
we all got that one friend who takes bites straight out of an entire loaf of bread
i figured it out im a genius
did he really i sneed to see that
as jank as the new sonic looks i still wanna play it
never liked sonic
way less interesting than mario
come on man your a day late
always liked sonic level designs and music over mario
crazy that there was nobody in that car
someone hacked in and took over the autonomous driving thing and went sicko mode
boomers: no problem finding a gf
zoomers: no problem finding a gf
millenials: handholdless virgin incel freaks with no chance of finding a gf ever
why is it like this bros
the manosphere says i'm a low value male
born too late to live in the grocery store worker can afford a house and 2 kids boomer lifestyle
born too soon to live in the snapchat instagram whore will have sex with you for absolutely no reason lifestyle
born just in time to enjoy the golden age of video games
now that is true
whats the charge if they catch the guy
murder? reckless endangerment?
driving like a gook
mid-thread gay weed post review>>1815554
not looking so good gay weed bros…
possum girl was fire
ummm im not gay weed and i don't appreciate you calling my post bad
that mid one wasnt even gayweeds
that bad man aaron rodgers
we outta tires is platinum dadady gold status posting how can u call it bad
ill try to do better
green bay fudge packers
yeah we outta tires is good fuck that guy
niggas be like…. "we outta tires"
niggas do be having an acute and peculiar lack of tires rofl
here we go packbros
okay now come on how is >>1815689
a bad gay weed pic?
did you really have to call me a retard?
my walmart always has tires theyve never ever been out of tires a day in my life and my moms taken me to walmart every day since i was 4 years old so i think i would know if my walmart ever ran out of tires or not and they didnt so how does this image make any sense? its not funny at all
>my moms taken me to walmart every day since i was 4 years old
*looks up the definition*
yeah looks like i did
fixed some horrible boomer wiring using only a 9v battery and my superior cunning
that tire comic was a hoot
cowbros.. packbros…. we got ot!
we dem pack!
wish i could save osaka from wageslaving at wallys world
seems like she likes it
osaka takes the fun with her
fuck catching scarabs holy moly
i catch arabs myself
*rubs my pussy*
im sure theres tons of hot arab girls but theyre all hidden under those stupid curtains and my imagine of them has been ruined by that ugly arab prono bitch with the glasses
we got your back aaron
dem refs get involved? i stand and cheer
we dem pack!!
oh no no no !
holy shit theyre going for it!
OH NO NO NO POOPSCOTT
here he comes
the bad man
always thought this pepe was supposed to be a ninja or something
HOL UP HOL UP WE DAT BAD MAN
godgersbros we did it
holy shit godgers with a huge block!!!!!
hes a BAD MAN
hope he doinks it bigly
love a good doink
ahahaha oh no no no
naw naw naw SKEEEEYUP
oh no no no!!!!!
iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023 iranian gf 2023
naw hold on skeeeup
hol up hol up!!!
we aren't worthy in the eyes of allah
Cowboys now 195-1 in franchise history when they lead by 14 or more points going into the 4th quarter.
eli just told gordon freeman that he wants him to impregnate his daughter alyx
is gordon the g-man?
im the g-man
the gook man
lmao this guy is a gook
not cool man. i'm a gookbro
todds out there making hit after hit totally revolutionizing the game industry while obsessed hangers-on make 30hr videos whining 10 years after the fact
wears the cat ears in the relationship
fucking love gooks you have no idea
hope the diving monkey broke his spine
3some got cancelled now it's just a hookup
uhhh we outta tires
cant believe im never gonna have a threesome
the only way id accept a threesome is if its me and 2 tgirls
she's lebanese, not arab.
those JEWISH FUCKING NIGGERS only put 11 pieces of bacon in my pack
wish i could live like my forefathers and chainsmoke cigars indoors
them reffies took a look
them reffies made the call
love chicken fried steak
you know what they saw about country girls
dont repost plz
what the hell im the beardmeetsfood poster
how am i supposed to know someones posting my thing
half-life 2 episode 2 (2007)
this was incredible, back on track
so much better than ep 1
thrilling boss battles. the ones that involve the gravity gun shooting bombs at both the helicopter and then the hunter/strider link up were so much fun
gman made a HUGE appearance, that was so awesome
also they mentioned aperture science for the first time i think
and then the ending… it left me craving more
9/10 big fan
>it left me craving more
oh no no no…
took a nice 90 minute nap
happy for u hun
when does half life 3 come out anyways?
hold on let me check
you guys want to watch a sunday night flick?
you mean like sunday night football? its already on bro
what did you have in mind
i just downloaded but im a cheerleader
valve phase 3 is coming soon gabe is getting everything ready
portal 3 (2023)
left for dead 3 (2024)
counter strike 3 (2026)
and then during the first counter strike 3 major, the power in the stadium is gonna "go out"
crowd looking around wondering "what the heck"
and then on the giant screen…this face appears…
half-life 3 (2027)
y did you delete
think ill go get a late night mcdonalds double cheeseburger small fry and a small coke
i havent had mcdonalds since i got food poisoning from a mcchicken years ago
i am malding
i am seething
help me to cope
uugh everything sucks
wanna play thps4
hol up hol up
dem chargers have to go 99 yards in 2 minutes!
>>1815918>and then during the first counter strike 3 major
cs:go is already counter strike 3
what a shitshow
i thought source was just counter strike but in the source engine
garoppolo looks like george clooney
the differences between 1.6 and source were significant enough that both games had their own competitive scenes contemporaneously.
if i just play mgs4 and skip 1-3 will i not understand anything
4 is the worst one to play without playing the others
why would you do that its the worst mgs
bro you wont understand anything even if you play 1-3
what if i just skip playing the games and watch all the cutscenes
metal gook solid
gabe said this was the intended experience
try skipping the cutscenes and playing the game
it really depends if the gameplay is good or not
if its good id skip the cutscenes
if its bad id skip the gameplay
mgsv gameplay is really good
the rest are shit
wouldve been cool if there was an arab faction with bases who would interact and fight with the russians
all your base are belong to us
wow plup got a bit tubby
im gonna miss all the tiny little stuff i take for granted now i dont even notice
never stop gaming
kinda good kinda bad pic
cant believe i picked dem boys over the pack
thought i took dem boys but it seems i took dem pack instead
Alex Jones Nails Sports Obsessed Americans
yeah did you see the simulated combat on tv!
we dont do heroin
i know alex amplified rumors that threatened the lives of parents who suffered the loss of their children in a senseless mass killing but i think hes getting a bum rap with that insane 1 billion dollar sentence
is robocop a good movie
you will understand absolutely nothing
even if you play mgs 1,2,3,4 you will have many questions since you skipped mg1, mg2, po, pw, gz and tpp.
if you want to watch cutscenes only then you'll skip fantastic gameplay and you're everything that is wrong in video game industry.
be a man for once and play a game without thinking about "m-muh graphics!!!"
codecs and cutscenes are part of mgs, you need to watch/listen to them if you want to understand the best written story in the history of video games.
if you don't want to play, then just read the complete lore herehttps://www.docdroid.net/v39o/metal-gear-solid-full-20-docx
it's better to read mgs lore than watch only cutscenes since you'll miss half of the lore because there won't be any codec calls in cutscenes.
in my opinion? if you don't want to play the game, then don't even bother with anything related to mgs. you will miss the full experience and be blowned away by codec calls like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA&t=72s&ab_channel=LouieVanderhyde
just play other kids game where you don't need to follow the plot and play mgs once you grow up
don't even @ me, i know i'm 100% right about this and i won't reply to any bait posts
well well well would you look at the time
stand still bro im gonna heem your ass
2,3, and 5 may take a replay at certain points even if they play them all
if he wants to fully understand the story, absolutely.
there are too many parts to connect with just one playthrough.
he will be confused in mgs1 as well if he wont read mg1 and mg2 story first
if you want to get a story read a book
Paralympic gold medalist swimmer Robert Griswold accused of raping and abusing teammate
*jams pudding between your butt cheeks*
wish we had a farmboy poster who blogged about feeding hogs or planting alfalfa
finished re-planted corn again i guess
this niggermeme was never funny you faggots
finished reading a book now im filled with that familiar empty feeling
thats when you pick up another book
replacing my snacks with grapes and apples to lost weight
lil baby carrot can set you straight
just switch from beer to vodka
i need to lost some fat to
watching the skyrim retrospective damn this game sucks!
oblivion sucked too
he can literally move the market with a single tweet
two more weeks
some zoomers on cs turned me onto this weirdo they kept repeating his catch phrases over voice chat
EXTREMELY OBLITERATED AT CARL'S JR.
The Dark Brotherhood
theyre just like me
windowsbros… we won?
im so cute rn
its almost black friday
i wish there was a good mp game to play
damn im drunk as hell
patriciantv has tucker and cumtown in the retrospective he probably posts here
im a 34 year old man with grey hair and im telling my parents im running away from home
you really need to see the codecs to get it
this is so good
after effects makes me babyrage
what are you working on?
last time i used after effect was for a fragmovie when i still played cod4
good old days
hoooo mama i cant wait to play nier now
there's that funny pic that says something like: "when you tell your parents youre going to run away from home and they say its called moving out when you're 30"
im a 27 year old man with brown hair
im a 32 year old man with small dick
VIDEO GAME BOB AND VAGNE!?? HOOO BOY I LOVE VIDEO GAMES BOUSSY ASS LOOOOL!!!! LE NUDITY?! IN LE VIDEO GAME!? AAAOOOOH WEOOOOOOOO! HAHAHAHA!
listening to my sister in law talk to her mom and i'm glad that my mom isn't such a bitch
man diving is so peaceful
i can't wait for the next summer so i can dive again
*puts on a soggy wetsuit*
yeah all the noise is gone when you're underwater we autismbros like that
did i stutter?
i said good games
i'm not autistic man…
i just didn't know that there are so many fishes so close to the shore, next to people.
i was literally diving next to million tinny fishes this summer and it was amazing.
did i stutter?
i said we autismbros
im going to est cake later today :)
this is going in my spamfolder
you're making me sad
dunno what series i should play now that ive cranked out all the half lifes except opp force and blue shift
and stream it
member this one
nope not at all
think we jammed it when she died
im a 26 year old man listening to mindless self indulgence
i had a fucked up dream that i was playing some board game alone and then a bunch of people just walked in and one of them looked exactly like porno star charlotte sartre and she sat next to me and started playing the game with me
and then she gave me a piece of gum and then i cracked my tooth on the gum and the tooth got jammed in my throat and i couldnt get it out and i woke up gasping for air
we like that whore
ooooooooo look at me im some dumb american porn star im gonna call myself sartre
got an epic tf2 related vid saved up for tonight
is there any streaming platform where only games are allowed?
will you shut up man
*kisses your mouth shut*
she works so hard for her audience
shes been grinding for years i gotta respect that
this kid is black
oh my god
doc is a beast he doesnt deserve this
didnt he record some kid pissing in a urinal
i bet its that kid
i blame the african-americans
i need a haircut :/
holy shit based kenny uploaded the entirety of kenny vs spenny to youtube in glorious 4khttps://www.youtube.com/c/kennyhotz/playlists
already knew that
omnomnomming a little fruit salad :3c
my coworker harassed me again today
ill kill him
for the longest time i thought the gamer dent was just a meme
at the dentist office the speakers played california girls and i had to chuckle with a bunch of fingers in my mouth
bcuz of the tf2 video
why do all the vaxxed ppl keep getting sick
the gamers shall inherit the earth
P6.0 The Civil War
im still on p4.7
now im listening to the retrospective and reading Metal Gear Solid Full - 2.0.docx atthe same time to get the true gamer experience
sam bankman fried went full sicko goblin mode
funny how that boy sam still hasnt been arrested
whats up with that
it's almost as if there are very sparse regulations on crypto hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
isnt he on the run in argentina
they brought in arthur hayes for a fraction of what sbf did
mfw dem boys lose
real chad moves
these are the best costumes in all hololive imo
skeeyup what happen yesterday u aint got no guts naw skeeyup u done lost em all yesterday
you are a retarded baby imo
is this training
it barely flashed
i dont know if anyone posted this in the thread yet
its from marty 6 days ago
essential gamer video
yea thats right you dumb bitch
zoomers are so cool no wonder they get a bunch of pussy
thanks for the late response!
the sleeper has awakened
why are the people turning on ronaldo?
i feel like going padda mode
nascar is so fucking trash
wish big girls existed irl
big boobie girls*
you know what she meant
the local trails were money today
can you get to those trails without driving or do you have to drive
saw a deer >__<
like 15 minutes of driving
where is it i dont see it
lets have a listen
man i fucking love elon what a god
wild how elon can say any dumb shit and people will rush to defend him
twitter do be slow af
what dumb shit are you referring to
cave diving expert who said my idea is retarded is actually a pedo
ok but he actually was a pedo soo….??????
lmao paste elon making the wikipedos seethe
oh no no no
the house of cards (lol) is coming crumbling down
rudy looks like he has 34% less hair today
my coworker tested positive for covid u__u
just watched it
hes pissed his whole lifestyle got owned by a corporation
hope you get it and get a week off
i don't want it or a week off
so when is a competing tcg going to take over?
wagecuck doesnt want a week off LOL
>doesn't want a week off
tcgs are dead bro
a tcg…? itmoagp……?
i just had a week off and it was awesome
i played video games and drank booze the entire time
atthe mansion i will be the one who brings everyone drinks
remember when okayu refused the tea and korone got mad and asked if she was trying to go home
based i usually end my year with just 5 days off used up out of the 25 i am allowed to
too bad the unused days cant get transferred to the new year but it is what it is
at my job anything over 6 weeks pto gets payed out and up to 6 weeks pto gets rolled over
the urban sombrero????
are we still steeping?
im steepin rn
theyre fast as hell you cant just flick out the cam mid ride
you lying fucking weasel
you weasely fucking liar dude
im not fuck you!!!
*tries to force you to drink tea at my house*
damn will you shut the fuck up
gleep whitelisted sweden and now the holospam is back ugh
Korone at an old friend's house: Am I being a nuisance?
Luna at Subaru's house: DO YOU HAVE ANY BATH BOMBS? WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM?
does gleep have that authority?
that luna episode was so funny
i wish koro-san was my senpai
not like this gamerbros…
get in here dark triad chads
get the fuck in here bros i just got a 128 on my iq test!
someone tell zii to do it im banned in his chat
now hes trolling on twitter
why is he playing mewtwo
hes in dont try cope mode
>>1816196>the suspect in the shooting, identified as Christopher Darnell Jones Jr.
he says when slippi gets ranked hes going to get #1 in europe with fox, sheik and then mewtwo
stop naming your kids these nigga names!
kinda limped through the back half of the p4.7 college of winterhold but im starting the dark brotherhood with a fresh mind
mewtwo is so cool
actually hes a nerd
leffen seems like a cool guy
why does he get so much hate
he was mean on a smash online forum when he was a teen or something
so people think hes the devil
leffen is extremely insecure
got my midwit certificate
124? you are my inferior
my iq is immeasurable because my intellect is too valuable to waste time taking an iq test
Din IQ er beregnet til at være: 128
Beregnet ved brug af spredning 15
we can be retarded together….
wtf i was 1 off being an aspie
ugh hate waking up this early
cant believe the most retarded poster here (not counting zii) has an iq of 124
remember that swede/finn who "competed" in iq tests hima posted
he lived in the forest with a dog
they probably just write that you have a high iq on that website so they can get you to pay real money for real test so you can pay real money to be a member of mensa
its all about money man fuck that
no man im the 128 bro
if i took an iq test id be a solid 100
plus or minus 5 points
toot we need a 128iq flag
only 125+ iq will get this one
imagine having an iq of 162…..
oh hell yea dad bought eggnog
thats how you know its christmas season
never had eggnog before
what does it taste like
vanilla milkshake is sorta close
gabe vs clem…
bros we gotta pre load warzone 2!
new free epic daddy
shadow tactics 39.99
this dude linked the wrong reddit lol
ill never forgive dorito pope if elden ring doesnt win
i want whichever game winning that would cause the most gamer butthurt
holy shit amlitzer looks like THAT?
2 of annas games are nominated :3
my vote goes to annas games shes the best
were these really the best games of 2022
they stole it from her
gabe is proxying
just worked out for the first time in 10 days
lol from 0:50 on
the pitcher is just laying there while everyone is just trottin off the field
woah youre just like me except i had to take a month off because i was too sick
i almost threw up from not even half of my usual workout
dang a whole month id be ruined
how long did it take to get back into the normal workout
still gotta exercise today and im so tired
we dont exercise
we dont work out
i dont know yet this was today
i never understood baseball games how do you aim your bat at the ball
you pretend the analog stick is like the batters box
if you think the pitch is low and inside you put the stick low and inside
at least thats how it was when i mlb the show 10 years ago
yeah that's probably gonna take you quite a few bad workouts to get back into the flow
we work out because it improves our gaming abilities
+1 it helps us focus and maintain the edge
got excited thought it was puppi loli
god i need a zoomer whore gf so bad
you gotta stop saying stuff like that it makes you look like a virgin
Skyrim Analysis | A Quick Retrospective - Act 2
9 hours out of 11 lets go!
out of 20 hehe :p
i need a tomokogf
(save the planet from disaster)
oh man i missed gabes games today
let me get some pepega clap's in the chat
voted for zelda obviously
for me its harry potter
yea its harry potter
why do they all look the same
the same huge mouth, braces, the same eye makeup, the same shadowing on the nose, long hair, really skinny
they literally all look like belle delphine
its what the niggercattle want
belle delphine ruined an entire generation of women
JUST IN: MrBeast has passed PewDiePie as the most subscribed channel on YouTube
its a weird age we live in where gooks look more distinct than zoomer wwhores
i hate that guy
oh no no no no no
justin long was funny
never seen that movie
i should probably watch it i really like mike judge
*noms on my loaf of bread*
we all got that friend
dont :3 him come on
let her :3
fresh jackson collab
oh good gosh :3c
damn they should really make a half life 3
they should make half life :3
Your IQ is calculated to be: 113
Calculated using spread 15
oh no no no
as trump would say
SHE LOOKS LIKE A DOG! VERY GROSS! NO CHANCE WITH ME AT ALL!
thats better than i expected
proud of you zii
im so high iq ever iq test i take i have to email the website admin to correcte errors i find in the test
jesus christ man come on
watched this cause the guy linked the channel its pretty funny
these ones freak me out
nothing wrong with going hard goblin once in a while
100% serious if i chose not to collect unemployment i could have any job of my picking because i can learn things so fast
Russell Wilson now ranks 32nd out of 39 qualifying QBs in PFF grade this season.
buncos country.. we fuckin suck
how did parcel delivery companies ever compete with the usps they already had the infrastructure in place to deliver mail to literally everyone everywhere almost every single day
elon musk is a genious
they had superior employees
yugioh art is so much more mature than mtg now
hes just like me…
miss alex trebek
bros the wow prepatch starts tomorrow we gotta level our evokers!
new gender confused groomed zoomer fishing episode
just poured meself a cuppa tea
what is he confused about
but it says femboy he clearly knows what he wants to be
do you guys like fish sticks?
where is youmu
do you like putting–
hoo man im gonna be soaring and deep breathing all over the place
this makes me laugh every time
what else makes you laugh dear
still cant believe drumpf couldnt do anything about covid but bidens already got it whipped in less than a year
we gotta swap from old dusty mtg to spicy latina ygo
god i wish she was my gf
we need to bring back the top hat
thats not a latina thats a hood gook
are we drinking tonight
hold on let me check
i have work tomorrow
i quit alcohol again doctor told me if i have even 1 more drink my liver wont be able to process it and i will die
that doesnt sound real
just for livin'
nofapbros watch out
reminds me of that one episode in the new beavis and butthead where beavis got a liver transplant
man that was a funny one hoo man
shaving your pubes is so weird
fresh out of rehab and never touching another drop they got me doing dialysis twice a week
dialysis is expensive
it feels like you are a baby again like a weak little boy i dont like it
why did you do it anyway
you should only drink if you really need to from now on
but then again i could probably just take 1 shot and dilute it with ice and chew on the ice chips and sip it slowly
how about you dilate your neovag instead kid
found an orb
did two back to back jerks and now i reek of cum
boss wants to do a rpc call to a server that does a rest call to an api
ive been craving a beer for a few months now but i dont have a working phone so i cant do the side yard beer drinking listening to music
its nnn bro we arent jacking
does cheese ever go bad or do they all just eventually turn into blue cheese
i think it goes bad idk i throw all non-fresh cheese away
uhhh bro its aged retard??? ever heard of how they make cheese???
store cheese isnt meant to be aged man
depends on the cheese and how your store it
most cheese will just get a bit funky and not taste much different and some cheese will get nasty
some nice aged american cheese
wish i had new things and new memes related to those things
its up to you to find such things and make those new memes
it comes aged dumbass
thats how they make it
you can make cheese at home in like an hour
nah i dont think thats true
so it would be techincally aged 1 hour then
you guys are such stupid babies
forget cheese what you need to get in on is dry aging meat at home
ive been thinking about it
dry aging meat is like milf vag right
p5.0 dark brotherhood complete
tomorrow… the civil war
went to publix and got 2 jars of peanut butter 2 bags of utz chips and 2 boxes of brownie mix
why not just play skyrim
cant wait to crush up the chips and put it in the peanut butter and eat it out of the jar
crush the chips
scoop the peanut butter
peanut butter brownies with crushed chip sprinkles
toot whats your opinion on kevin buzzards project
its monday night
and you know what we do on monday night
watch the new anna vod
fucking hate girls with glasses man its such a huge turnoff she could have the greatest tits on earth and it would make me puke
chicken in the pan
deglazed with white wine
thickened with butter
its almost potato and egg time
get a second job
well guess what theres a guy out there with three jobs hustling making you look like a fool
i work at mc donalds during the week and do dog walking on the weekend
rudy said we have to start grinding so were grinding…
my therapist said im not allowed to play games anymore
is it time to set aside childish things?
you need to train your therapist to stop trying to ask you to do stuff
id settle for one of the kpop backup dancers
im not talking about video games
is that the best bible quote or what
gives me goosebumps
you must set them aside
this would never hold up to the pad death roll
i might be getting too swole
elons running twitter very toss-esque
HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor
not like this hellofresh bros
goddamn monkees shoulda just kept their dumb mouths shut
turns out that little fella picking all those coco nuts was a monkey
just took a 140+ iq shit
and not just on twitch
poe delve event LOGIN bros
just went battle goblin mode on candy
one of these guys remind me of wheatley from the hit game portal 2 (2011)
she said i have munchausen syndrome, erotomania, and some other problems
black mesa (2012/2015/2020) is pretty awesome so far
BUT they screwed up the health station charge up noise that i love so very much
you and your memes for your new thing lol
gleepy brother have you ever played half life
think im over memes about girl smell and girl stink and gamergirl odor and stinky smelly sweaty slimey permaneet girl pits
hes a genious just like trump
almost forgot todays number
why the fuck was there ever a 2fa for twitter
its not a bank account
elon is right yet again retards that had 2fa enabled deserve to be culled
just scrubbed over it and it looked like a really poor swirl again so im not even gonna guess
dont tell lynch how to swirl
my iq says otherwise but ok
wish i had a tail
you can buy prosthetic tails buut
stream the slippi match
need to sippi
we just finished bro
cant believe gooks stole somi away from us before she could show off her cleavage more
maybe i should go to the gym before sipping
next time man next time
kinda crazy how much crowns feel like real teeth
gold? pfm? zirconia?
you recover way faster if you dont drink i can go almost every day when im sipless
dont go every day man the muscles need rest
i need new mtb gloves
uhhh im not sure
theyre not gold that's all i know
they look like teeth except whiter
need to go every day to maintain siplessness
i think theyre porcelain
which is weird because i didnt think porcelain was durable enough to handle huge constant force every day for decades
its monday night football we're watching the pre-game!
wtf thats not tucker
Monkeys are chained, whipped, beaten and forced to spend long hours picking coconuts, an investigation by PETA Asia alleges.
thats pretty horrible
uhhh ijust clicked on tucker time and theres a fucking foid??
gunna cwy about it?
mom slipped $500 in my bank account so i wouldnt go negative when the healthcare payment goes through this month :)
Jordan Peterson tells Israelis the fate of the world depends on them thriving and starts crying
bro thats 500 bucks you could spend on booze!
keep seeing ads for isreal and judaism they even put up a big ad on a billboard by the black neighborhoods telling them to read a comic book about the holocaust
gura is playing with the spanish dub…
goyimbros…we're getting owned bigly out there….
kanye did this to us
rewatching death note and its more apparent than ever that im literally light yagami
im literally crayon shin chan
first play of the game and dem refs already getting involved
holy shit theyre talking about doing the griddy on tv
did any white people try to do it?
i love when white people hit the griddy its so much funnier and better
actually theres one important point in which light and i diverge and thats that i would have a lot of sex with misa
he's just like you?
what makes you think he didnt?
i need new mtb gloves
he had sex with ryuzaki instead
what brand are you getting
god i need an asian concubine so badly
i was mocking you lol
mocking you i say
you arent rich enough for concubines
i need a catamite
you could probably get a filipino or thai concubine with usd
saved enough money for a motorcycle to putter around the us or spend a year in thailand not sure which is a better idea
get a motorcycle and tour asia with it
maybe ill gamble away 35,000,000$
maybe ill be tracer
maybe ill move to thailand
shes so kawaii
crazy how hot mila kunis is
THIS IS MY GOOK THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
me on the right
struggling with every day tasks