i hate new threads
ill have just 1 sip and then? its july
i love new threads
is july 1st the halfway point of the year
healthy july i think its called
who calls it that
what do those spheres do? they seem to be avoiding them
they musta stepped to fierce on tha soft pad
(this guy doesn't know about the spheres)
those are mines
penalty if you are standing on them
how have they not fixed the sync
*adjusts thighhighs* well you see,
do you guys ever get bloated from not eating
i get bloated from eating
watch your salt intake
wonder if our guy snag could do these
fart games done shit
multiple small meals = no bloating
large meal = bloating
not eating = bloating
vvhatever bloats your boat man
you're a grown man you cant keep watching this shit man
at least it's kind of cool because they can't just sit there and hold the bar, so realistically this might be a lot harder clenching the bar, limiting your movement, and tapping your little peter pan twinkle toes 2 inches apart from eachother. think about it.
*remembers that pic of the uvalde cops looking at a phone with the caption "ok well watch until he says 'its morbing time' but then we go in"*
name the posters
i will in a few hours when pride month ends. it would be rude to our gay posters to do so beforehand.
what month is it after pride month
i hope we get a furry month soon =^_^=
bradda and pappa
this is some high level stomping
mya nee bappa
someone clip this song
that part needs to be clipped
what the fuck is going on with that ddr man the arrows are moving all over the screen weird
oh are they playing notitg now
wtf is a notig
its the general for people with no tits
im not clicking that man
gweed on the left toon on the right
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wish i had big tits like that..
i dont care dude you dont have to tell us about every link you're not clicking
yeah but how do you read the arrows if theyre all over the place and spinning around and shit
just get fat
we have plenty of titbros in the comm already
you mix reading ahead and just guessing
you guys ever grab your own butte and kinda like it..
july 1st, 2022…
we do more than grab it…
2020 was supposed to be our year!
healthy july has finally begun
2020 was our year!
we are officially the same amount of days away from january 1st and december 31st
january 1st feels like 20 years ago
gay bwos… im sorry but pride month is over now
time to get to the back of the bus again until next year
is zii going to play normal games again now that pride month is over
june was gay month
july is gay weed month
do you guys think toon and gweed would have a threesome with me? i'm a bit tubby but i have a huge cock
he's not even streaming until sunday -_____-
are you supposed to drink all the ramen broth because i did one time and thought i was going to have a heart attack
were calling him trashboat now guys keep up
man i really need to start keeping a cup ramen or two in the house just in case of late night cravings
your weak gaijin body…
never waste broth thats rule number 1
its a show of respect to the ramen shop/chef that their ramen was really good. if you're at some random chain where the chef is just a wagie then dont worry about it.
wtf theres a new ramen place near me thats open until 1 am
should i go right now??
i mean yeah
oh wait its a japanese themed bar apparently… why did it pop up when i searched for ramen….
the only ramen shop around here is the jinya national chain. its okay stuff but nothing special.
the hustle bustle has dozens of ramen shops
i just searched ramen on google maps and theres a ton of places around but i dont know if theyre good and im too nervous to go
wish toon did an irl stream, so we could experience all that hustle and bustle
guras soft belly…
come on man you have got to grow up
her underwear must be rubbing right on her stinky gookhole
well i guess im getting ramen tomorrow
girls love wedgies…
bro its friday get something good not some cheap shitty noodles
shes shaking her gooky ass now…
how do you download a twitch stream
pause print screen ms paint play pause etc
hmm tomorrow ive got stuff to do
come on man whats that utility linked years ago
i need to save this stream for later
man i want to have sex with her voice
goddamn japanese foids
sigh guess ill just screen cap to mp4
phew sharex has a screen capture function but to save audio you need to install some extra thingies
share THIS *drops a log*
hmm what to do for the next 8 hours
jerk off to twitch gooks
god damn this was epic as hell warcraft 3 through wotlk is honestly the best writing in video game history
my bank blocks amazon transactions over $25
one hundred thousand american dollars really?
is she calling out gleepy and kwintu
what would you do with 100 thousand dollars
probably buy a house
two slices of bread
yep its fatass 1000 calorie snack time
100k is a hard amount to figure out
thats like 600 calories though
blow it all on risky options contracts lmao
meowdalyn is a southern belle?
maybe a little land in alaska with a double wide trailer home
i would put 100k in the bank and slowly live off of it
would probably last me until mom died so i could kms
if you gave me that much money i would no doubt gamble with it
but sports are all rigged
100k and 10mil have the exact same value to me, more than ill ever spend
secret 2am stream ^_^
we just hangin outhttps://twitch.tv/trashbad
the interest rate is so low and rent so high that i dont think you could do that anymore.
so someone accused meowdalyn of being a pedo with no proof and so she did an entire stream saying she isnt
bro.. those teeth…
toon is watching porn on stream
tooth gap is moe dude come on
i remember buying garrys mod for 49 cents and still felt like i got ripped off
cmon man mom and dad dont charge rent
if you won 100k your parents would kick you out dude
saw total recall was on tv and just started so i switched over to it and they remade total recall
the remake doesnt even go to mars!
i only watched it for a couple minutes then switched to deadliest catch
>bought a fighting game since it was on sale
>practice for a bit
>face a max rank player
>instead of taking it easy on the new guy he just does nonstop combos
>some guy with a much higher rank than me
>spams the same move over and over again even though he could probably beat me just playing normally
Wow. This is awful.
thats pretty cool ngl
gonna punch any in the mouth
the fuck is that suppose to mean?
not in korea they apparently dont do that
its ag ood game but i want more than 50%
>single player fps
guess ill go watch tour de france
but the streets are gonna be packed…
how is that funny chud baby
because nick the spic is funny as hell and minions 2 is funny as hell
you just posted cringe
you are going to loose subscriber
went to a restaurant with mom and she ordered too much food just to show off to her friends with pictures
tins got some thoughts on the whole nofap movement
lets all zoom on over to old dot reddit
one ticket for minions 2 please
for all intensive purposes
alright its 8am time for bed!
tour de France is bussin
are you in de france rn?
the tour de france starts in denmark this year
cant believe we will have 2 scvs watching le tour de france at the same time live…
who is the other guy?
i only know about visitingcopenhagenbro
we have a dane nordbro
they can be both at once?
we have a livingincopenhagenbro whos not visitingcopenhagenbro
imagine if they linked up…
why arent they linking up?
because you guys are all freaks???
im going with my dad it would be awkward…
dad id like to introduce you to my internet friend we goon together
*shakes your dads hand*
your son is an excellent goonbud, you did a great job raising him
says the incel of zagreb
ive been reading recaps on that bating meetup site…
today i'm going on a 7 hour hike in extremely rugged mountains
>does nothing but play omori and walking dead michonne
i said i'm going on saturday
i blame your poor english for the miscommunication
when did i say i'm going today?
i said on saturday
+1 fucking dumb esls man smh
i dont recognize the different days of the week or keep track of them. i'm a feral neet
im not sure what month it is tbqh
Everyone's just having a good time at tour de france and then there's this one asshole hanging a pro-choice flag from their window
bro it says it over your post!
literally holy shit this changes everything. im being completely serious. this post is true
five 0.5l pints to go for 175 krone?
i wsih to shoot you in the head
why are they .51 pints? why the extra .01?
ensuring you get a half pint is the only reason i can think of
simmer down shitzii
the extra .1 was a buying drugs thing when the person has a scale that can only do 1 decimal point
grand theft autos are kind of underrated. theyre never on anyones favorite games list.
they were all super enjoyable and fun to play
thats lovely dear
semen stains the mountain tops
semen stains the mountain tops
do george floyds would try coloring notes a different color with markers.
im on adderall i need help or i'll make all the posts
bottoms should have some huge meal after pride month like the muslims after ramadan
ugh hes here
this pornstar jessie rogers who did the crying interview about wearing diapers, going to the emergency room weekly, being forced to do things:https://efukt.com/23590_How_to_End_a_Pornstars_Career.html
yesterday while orcing i saw a thumbnail for her big anal comeback to porn and i heh'd
that was also the video that collaborated the bottom friendly diet as a real thing for me
mom mired me…
thats disgusting bro
the demonetized word list for youtube is really getting out of hand. niggas be talking in code now
there are too many good holostreams right now
i was gonna make a post about this a couple days ago
its retarded seeing these videos try to find a way around saying 'shot' or 'killed' or 'murdered' its retarded
im messing with pandas (the python library)
gorebabies getting owned
i just found out undertaker threw mankind off the top of the hell in a cell in 1998
its any alg that mentions the word gun, amber heard, allegation, there are many many
that it was in 1998 or about the whole incident?
what are u doing
im gathering and analyzing data about the global economy to better understand the current geopolitical climate
what does pandas give you that the built in datastructures dont
gay nerd alert gay nerd alert
time for some aim practice…
are you gonna aim your sperm at guys buttholes
the los angeles niggers!
god the nba is so pathetic
the production value on toons secret 2am streams is kinda fire
shout out to the wnba
got some fine ass girls id like to fuck in the mouth
i remember when i thought lil b was as bad and retarded as rap was going to get
i would not describe that woman as 'fine'
watched tour de france for an hour and went home cause it rained too much
im willing to bet shes the best looking women for her height in the world
that being said i dont have any thing for her im not using up a valuable thing spot for her
do you have a thing slot open for me
Bro I was there too!
i got a slot open for you its called my ass hole kid
sick of the anti-chinese propaganda
close your slots its july
slots are never open older ones are retired
where are the tour de pics
I took some short vids of the bicyclers going past
my serum has arrived
nailed the omelet
cooked through but not dry and rubbery and i got a lil browning on the bottom
pro choice sign
for the tour de FRANCE
riding through copenhagen??
thats a steal
whats with the dudes in the red hats
a zip and a double cup
yeah im getting sipped as fuck
nucountry is so pozzed lmao
Idk they were handing them out for free i got one too
that mouthbreather in the bottom right literally looks like he was transported from 200bc
looks like some normal guy
what if you guys accidentally picd each other…
the reason i asked about the hats are because the 2 dudes you can see wearing them look like hooligans
i gotta get some weed every morning just to medicate
*wears the hat*
*does the dance*
*takes the hat off*
what was i thinking
we get a little worked up with a hat on
edibles might be better for that. it makes some different drug compound science thing out of the thc when you eat it that is more psychoactive
recently there was some big issue where edibles with pesticide in them passed inspection but then the weed store guy did his own test and it failed bad so they shut down the inspection place
who cares about pesticides?
Eastern romans: "Could you please try to not invade our territory…FOR FIVE MINUTES!?"
Persians, ottomans, mongols, huns, barbarians, etc: "What an awesome capital you have, guys!" 😎
holy shit anakin tells chancellor palpatine "[obi wan]'s fate will be the same as ours" and then they all three die on a deathstar
are drugs bad
had a little incident while biking but its nbd
did obi wan or palpatine ever get to touch a boob
oh no tell us hun
i just toppled over and fell but i rolled on my back this time unlike the last time
who goes to karaoke alone
palpatine is a sith lord of course he touched some boobs
plus that girl from the disney trilogy is his grandaughter i think or something
jedi chastity is gay af
i know a guy who was riding in a peloton and ate it hard broke his collar bone got a brain bleed and can no longer speak english
we topple here
why was he such an angry incel then
palpatine wasnt angry he was having a good time
People are banging on the signs and going wild every time a cycler passes by its wild
truly the thinking mans fetish
is the point of factorio to build a factory on every planet that builds a rocket to send you to other planets
the hottest thing imaginable is a woman who reverts to her base instinct, gets hypnotized by cock and NEEDS to get fucked
cucking sort of has that so its kinda hot
its like minecraft
not if its your gf. that would be psychological agony if it was your gf
they are tearing up and repaving my road for the fourth time in three years
started drinking >:)
are they putting in pipes? why would they do that
the road wasnt too bad to start but they paved it anyway then they did something with the sewage and water metering and repaved it then i think they put in new water lines and paved it but it wasnt completely uniform so here they are again i guess tearing it all back up
you have no idea whats going on
whats going on?
ugh hate waking up this early
any plans for the day
i need to get things done today and im not that guy who does things here
*blows a raspberry on your belly*
all i really need to do today is cook some food for the weekend
why are you guys cooking food for next few days?
doesn't it taste better when its fresh?
i cook a big vat of 'gnese and freeze it in mason jars
takes less time bro
yea but im lazy id rather just cook twice a week and then heat it up in the microwave
"One Of The Worst Downturns In Recent History": Zuck Warns Facebook Employees To Brace For Layoffs
sigh gleepy is gonna be devastated…
meowdalyn prison saga
whats like a sampling board? how do i get ecstacy?
we build curbed showers here
i just want to know how to get drugs man
where the secret meowdalyn drug discord room?
careful bro shes gonna groom you
they aren't chaste, they just can't have children.
oh no meowdalyn is pro-life
a nicer api for manipulating data and doing queries and stuff
it also has nice integration with jupyter notebooks
who is the meowdalyn insiderbro? im clueless about her despite being most associated with her which im ok with
im not baby
jupyter notebooks sound gay af
my uncle convinced dad to buy a 4k oled tv
instead of playing 4k vids on it he started demoing some 720p formula 1 footage and he said he couldnt tell the difference past 1080p
i tried to get him to play the 4k gooks fancam but then decided against it
read her pinned stories here https://www.instagram.com/thebunnyjen/
she explains it
i guess people saw she was following pro-life accounts and got mad and then people posted screenshots of her talking about drugs
theyre definitely not as good as mathematica notebooks but mathematicas dataset data structure (the counterpart to pandas dataframe) is hilariously bad and shitty like most things theyve bolted onto the language in recent years sadly
meowdalyns kind of growing on me
that tom cruise alg someone posted 2 days ago about people not knowing how to work their new tvs and watching in the wrong interpolation mode was huge for me
only recent cruise movie i liked was that adaptation of the manga
sorry man but are you gay or something
i dont know what any of those words are
dang seltzer is still lookin hot
Ravens LB Jaylon Ferguson's death ruled an accident from combined effects of fentanyl and cocaine
cruise just has classic little man syndrome
only 800 viewers…
got contacted by both aws and google recruiters in the past week even though i havent changed shit on my linkedin
fucking niggers fuck em
they want me to relocate to some polish shithole and they have no interesting positions in their sjw dumps at all
turned both of those niggercattle niggers down immediately
if they contacted me before i got my dishwasher i would consider it but this just isnt worth it
did deshaun watson really rape all those foids?
didnt realize sickzii felt so strongly towards poland, yikes
haha yeah man ughhhh i just hate getting job offers haha looool fuck big tech xDDDDD
kind of wanna bite women
zii's dumb but there's no way he's dumb enough to turn down big tech money
but this is your chance to get a sturdy polish wife
its all about money for you pussies you are the actual niggercattle
*does a coding job for fast food wages*
actually you guys are the idiots
wasnt me cutie
i'm not a dishwasher guy nor is my grammar that good
can we like not
for me its friendship
>Oh man, i looked more through her followers, shes following people like candace owens, jordan peterson, christine cane… shes deadass right wing lmfao
wtf i love mewodalyn now
this but every shounen
whos christine cane
im deadass gay af no cap
he uncomfortably convinced and kept low key forcing and paid off a lot of them, most of them willingly do it for money normally, and he raped 3-4 of them
so whats the plan for today boys
land of the free and home of the brave
phone autocorrect you got caught redhanded phonebaby wewoo weeweoo weewooo
eating zah drinking beer
down to skrib
calm down kwintu shes just in a coma
bro come on shes literally falconlord920'ing
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i work at the threat management branch of the us gov
if a super famous rich guy has to pay for and rape people to get laid then how the fuck are we supposed to get any?
it was never a fair game in the first place
my meals have been getting too big for my plates so i started eating from mixing bowls
big bowls of salad right
what the fuck is wrong with americans jesus christ
come on bro we just eat salad right out of the bag
are there any real female esports pros or is it all female leagues and trannies
and they say america isnt a third world country
and i meant that she was making a stupidly specific terroristic type threat when shes was just nigger cattle angry
salad right out of the bag he says
i am going to carry out a mass shooting in minecraft
i will kill at least 7 child villagers in minecraft
watames staying up late again…
wish i could punch you in your stupid face
look at her cute kimono though
its p cute tho fr ngl
salad bags arent as mcburger as they sound its just a few types of lettuce in a bag with a pouch of dressing and a pouch of croutons with a short 4-5 day expiration date. its the same thing as a takeout salad but in a bag instead of a tub
i wish we had phones with built in mini disc players like that
this pic is correct
she do be like that tho
bro kpop is so 2012
oh wait he was talking about eating it out of the bag thats kinda fucked up
we are eating salad out of the bag? wtf?
those salads suck i fucking hate lettuce and all those worthless leaves give me real veggies
salad gives me diarrhea theres no way its healthy for you
wtf maybe wash your lettuce first?
sir, they are eating salad straight out of the bag
eating bugs and dirt is nbd
its pretty big deal actually but ok
i do obviously it just comes out undigested
heard you need to train your gut bugs for a while before they get used to eating leaves
you see i like all the other parts of the salad
lettuce is inedible
lettuce is basically grass i dont get how norms like it
whats wrong with eating grass
moms really like lettuce
grass is cattle fodder
do amerifats really………?
i also dont eat spines of the lettuce, those have to be cut out. or iceberg at all
arugala and baby greens is my steez
my fav salad is that greek salad without lettuce
just cucumbers tomatos onions olives feta all chopped up
i think the middle eastern types make something similar too
i cant eat chinky fried rice because of the onion bits
no tabouli is parsley salad
tabouli is different it has quinoa and stuff
shirazi salad is what the persians call it
hey libtards call me when youre done discussing salads
"Hey,Linda. Give me no choice!"
He got wondering. "How's the soccer club could win to the WINTER?"
A man has no saying word…
On chocolate day, "How old is the guy,darling?", she tells me.
Mnt cool icy fadge melt. Tongue go to choco, Go on darling…
"No!Carl. Give me no cake!" Ｓｈｅ got wondering.
Carl eats and keeps a Video titled "My life is as a Dack" …Carl Now?
Wild need Mild nymph to keep rule. Vogue loves 7th engine,no choice.
What do they say?
"KYU NI TABI NI DEARI SURUBOKURAWO SIKARANAIDE…
SHIMEKIRI WA CHANTO MAMORU SA"
Nothing gonna stop Us, Now. "BOKURA NI KIMESASE TE…"
CHO cool NA sound DE, You gonna smile!
"Hey,Linda. Give me no choice!" He got wondering… BUG?
"Quta BUTTE MENDOU WO SAKERUBOKURA WO KIRAWANAIDE…
SEKININ WA CHANTO TORUNO SA"
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Door. "BOKURA NI AKESASE TE…"
CHO cool NA KANDOU DE, You gonna smile!
Nothing gonna stop Us, Now…
they call it an arabic salad around here
greek salad is traditionally not made with lettuce thats filler the americans added to lower the cost
i dont know that guys phone#…
americans love to eat lettuce with no nutrients and drown it in dressing to pretend theyre deiting
i eat lettuce without anything, just washed with water
we make balsamic vinaigrette for our salads
greek salad is what thats called. thats the legit one
a lettuce salad with feta, tomatos, and olives is what gets normally called a greek salad here
tabouli is what youre referencing which is like olive oil couscous tomatos and herbs
you mean you mix your own oil and vinegar?
damn bro thats crazy
+ some dijon and garlic puree
thats a bunch of sodium and sugar
no i know what tabouli is i was referencing shirazi salad
wtf why didnt you post this like 10 minutes ago
wheres the pip?
the things some of you fap to…
shes so fake and filtered it makes my dick extra hard
ffffriday night bros… cant keep doing this…
need to go to the store to buy some mixer but i'm feeling lazy
i hate fake boobs but theres something hot about the insecurity of the woman that drove her to do it
come on dude you have to grow up
cant wait to start drinking in 11 hours
can you ban someone from a scene?
did the maths
if i drink 3 0.5l beers in an hour i can get kinda drunk
they just did
the biblical 0.5l pint
show us the maths i dont buy it
my sister drinks 6 of those a night minimum
shes a slut ho bitch
yall are grown ass men that squirm at eating vegetables? SHEEEESH!
i only have 3…fucking whore
actually im baby
The weathers too bad to bicycle around and everything's closed
danebro come hang out in my hotel room
lettuce isnt a vegetable its a filler
the weathers too bad he says
why cant i just stick a tube into my stomach and have it extract all the bloat with a pump
Leafy greens and other vegetable row crops are a major source of E. coli O157 infections. Other harmful germs found on leafy greens include norovirus, Salmonella, Listeria, and Cyclospora.
hmm what if i went to this guys hotel room and we had gay sex…
whats stopping you?
i liked the comfy video of the actor who plays lahey talking about the seawall he was building at his home way more than tpb itself
you have to wait at least 15 minutes between drinks to get an accurate reading which makes it not feasible
he might just be having gas pains and not need liposuction
this guy gets scared about touching raw meat but hes fine touching raw lettuce
Im staying at Wakeup Copenhagen Bernstorffsgade
its all the fizzy water hes been drinking since getting the soda stream
they call me the neet subhuman retard for a reason
love my boy the neet subhuman hes pasted
naah 15 minutes is like the scientifically impossible for them to sue us and send this person to jail amount of time. if youre testing yourself you just need your breath not burning
oh i was supposed to shave my beard today and now its so late
the thumbnail always looks to me like the jew is wearing a santa hat
honestly we could have full scale sex sims with vr but no one's willing to make one
i want to have sex with lobotomized clones of my favorite celebs
sorry for party rocking
discordbros are playing farmsim
bought another game……
just for livin'
think im just going to throw some potatoes into a pot with diced tomatoes and beans and eat that
you want to add the potatos first
the ko'one secret money clip?
a hood classic if you ask me
mike tysons ass
she looks like a neanderthal
cracked open the gin heh
reminder that korone speaks the perfect amount of english for a girl
god i wish i had a gf like that
that's just how they look in missouri
nobody told me that i needed to get a ssd for modern games
imagine if she was your gf (male)
i thought that was common knowledge at this point
i think it has something to do with dead babies
scarlett vs cute boy hero (joon-ho)…
what if there was a sex park where people hung their used condoms up like that
FUCKC ITS ZG AND FEARDRAGON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i saw one of these here too no idea what its about
cj herO is a boy…
i went to a cruise spot that looked like that except all the condoms were on the ground. my friends and i were going into the woods to smoke weed and we found a spot and then slowly noticed there were almost too many condoms to walk
gook gook tree
was thinkibg the same thing
norms really feel the need to go to a tree and tie up their kids pacifiers
i wish i could deal with watching russell brand. i think some of his algs talk about things i would be interested in knowing
baby crap looks so gross i thought that was in central america
OH MY GOD she is JUST like me
well… i mean… so are you…
uhhh theres only like 15 people watching sc2…
damn sc2 must be on the come up!
someone should get those 15 people into a psych ward
its because harstem isnt casting
herO must be nervous to be playing against ag irl…
i have 12 men flying home in caskets rn
this is personal
this is a setup
i need names
stay off my list
how come even low tier american politicians you have never even heard of are most worth over hundred million dollars
i want a doll so bad
no man that beats off to cartoons is beating me
*throws you in the oubliette*
>>1697118>they both bad!
you got owned admit it
im an ape
dual monitor arm or two single monitor arms?
i wanna place one vertical
perfect for hot gluing…
i think you'd need two arms for that
ordered two chink arms from amazon
might return one if it doesnt work well like im imagining
big big chungus big chungus big chungus
mines is just one stand but with two separate arms
i need arms man
i was worried i wouldnt be able to put one directly in front of my and one off to the side vertical
yeah but shes also extremely boring
youre a grown man and thats a cartoon
actually its a 3d model
hell yeah brother
*fires up songs of conquest*
lets invite some grommrs over bros!
*looks at my starter gut*
sigh…so much work to be done
still on your starter gut? bro you need some booch
One guy arrived and made it very clear that he was straight. I made sure that at least one screen was playing straight porn. He sat in a chair, not the bed. He stayed an hour or two. I’m glad he was able to have fun and be comfortable.
It’s not polite to kiss and tell but I didn’t see any kissing at this party so I’ll tell a few hot facts:
2 different attendees made it clear they were willing to suck anyone that wanted. I think they both sucked 3-4 cocks each.
I played with 4 cocks, 3 were BBC. (I don’t wanna brag but… all 4 came)
There was a lot of “buddy stroking” going on and a few BJs. I think anyone that wanted a BJ got one.
Two guys told me this was the first time they’d touched another cock. I’m so proud of our first-timers!
we need a sissy porn dj at the 'sion
omo those boobies…>>1697157
i dont know where to go for some ramen >_<
While everyone was well-behaved, one guy loudly announced that he was “here to get a blowjob” every few minutes and we had to explain to him that that kind of behavior wasn’t appreciated. He eventually left.
love the dude who thought there would be girls but still hung out for an hour
In LA, a guy showed up that was expecting a gay orgy, not a str8/bi porn watching party. He kept complaining that people weren’t fucking, or that the porn had women in it, or that he wasn’t getting fucked. Eventually I encouraged him to leave.
toss be like that
pretty sure im shadow banned from holo chats sigh
The other guy that arrived late really got into it. After he got the rules speach, he stripped, got on the bed, then eagerly started stroking. But… he came right away and immediately left. Like.. he came in less than a minute. I suggested he hang out a while but he was quite happy that he came and headed out.
drop a recognizable string of emojis and see if it shows up in the onscreen chat
Guy C txt’ed me and asked if I was into doing a tribute (cum on a photo). I confessed thatI’d never done that and wasn’t sure if i could get turned on by that but I encouraged him to come over.
Soon he arrived with a picture in hand. For about an hour we stood around the picture trying to get hard enough to cum.
who will be administering covid tests?
i could see cock hero islandbro or tossposter ending up at one of those places
the troons that show up to grab the dick crumbs lol
i assume troons are high in demand in those places
if i went to a goon party it would be embarrassing since i coom so fast
we'd be injecting viagra into our pips like porn stars so to gain admiration from the rest of the gooners
bro its all cool no one judges were all just having a good time together
finally watched the fresh sseth and im getting nerd chills
i have to play Songs of Conquest
All eyes were glued to the screens as the hypno hour continued. The main screen (with audio) started with gentle hypno videos that encouraged gooners to go deep. Each video got louder, more intense, more demanding. The first few were about “going deep” with a gentle women’s voice encouraging guys to think about cock. Next I played a babecock video, one that tested straight guys ability to watch the babe, not the cock that was also on the screen. Soon I was playing “straight to gay” hypnos with loud, pounding music encouraging full sissy conversion.
As the videos got more intense and demanding it seemed like everyone froze.. eyes glued to the screens. Of course, hands were stroking faster and faster. I skipped ahead in my planned playlist to the most intense, loud, cock-loving, homo-encouragement videos. People got a break as I switched to a short, quiet, hypno with a sweet women’s voice, but then finished with the videos that I had saved for the end. This grand finale was 13 minutes of intense “go deep” message with music that had an intense, hard pounding, rhythm.
a goon time together if you will
I noticed that all 3 were wearing green wristbands. I couldn’t have planned it better: the floor between the bed and the screens, all with green wristbands going at it. Maybe at future parties we should have a “green zone”?
green zone bros ww@
you should mess with a cock ring. try using something to tie off to get an idea
i dont want to choke my pip
love a good babecock vid
choke it sissy
we need to go deep
imagining this guy in sony vegas making "the most intense, loud, cock-loving, homo-encouragement videos" the world has ever seen for his goonbuds
ive watched a couple babcock vids but i still dont even know what they are
alright im finally getting around to watching the new sseth
i just watched it O_o
found out that they have these blue lights theyre putting in public bathrooms because it makes it too hard for junkies to find a vein
those have been in every european bathroom since the 90s
i dont have a blue light in my bathroom
of course it, he said so man
i mean public bathrooms like clubs and fastfood places
society is finished its ogre
i have not seen a single blue light in a bathroom anywhere
shut up about the blue lights already
the king is back
5 seconds later
chest pain gone
why is my body like this
has anyone ever tried grilling a pb&j
peanut butter and jelly…
hmm what to do for the next 7 hours
were waiting for the friday night mouse girl post and then were kicking off friday night!
they had to rip up the flooring and replace it because her nasty gunt (gook cunt) got fish oil all over and they couldnt strip the oils out
And what about COVID-19: The number one rule for my parties is safety. Therefore during the pandemic I’ve added a requirement that all attendees be vaccinated. I got zero complaints about this and I think that shows that this crowd agrees that safety is important. Thanks to everyone for showing their proof of vaccination. Hopefully in the future this pandemic will be behind us. Until then, vaccinate and stay safe!
its vaccinated + boosted, trollfag retard
at least educate yourself if youre going to attempt trolling
pbj with bananas and pine nuts then you spread mayo on the outside and fry it on the pan its great
one sierra nevada torpedo #8
who else drinking tonight
thats nice sweaty
were all drinking man
after i wax off this 12 pack of torpedo im driving to the store to get a handle of potato vodka so that means luksusowa and ill probably mix it with my propietary blend of bleached sugar, brown sugar, cane sugar, and kool aid
post your top 3 goth songs kid
blink 182- adam's song
weezer- hash pipe
finally i have a good game and of course my teammates are trashcan tier
i dont understand why you would actually watch that aside from the few cringekino moments
she just keeps getting fatter and fatter
i feel sorry for the people that never gooned to her in her prime
all her fats in her face and waist how unfortunate
we had our jacks
we move on to the next twitch gook
damn i just unleashed something evil in the toilet
we dont move on
we are stuck in the past
im stuck in the hole
i wanna play some video games and drink some booze until 4am because its friday night mother fucker
i still miss iam_cho
i sometimes find myself saying "hey guuuuuuy" to myself, just like cho would
why did tin need to fuck her up like that
and thats what were gonna do
nice to see some /f/ bros on here>>1697261
yeah i just got back from work
f bros he says
f in the chat bros
search for cheong cho new fag
for what i dont care about her shitty asmr
does this oot runner not know how to pass castle bridge at night???
gdq is in recline
whatve you been up to all this time whereve you been?
moms so gross shes sleeping on the couch with her skirt up and panties out ew
doesnt this guy know you can superslide past the boulder maze?
spike vegeta is a giant retard hes one of the obnoxious twats at the forefront of gdq becoming total dogshitt
why do they have to ruin everything good
all these years and he STILL goes by he/him
honestly its kinda fucked of him
cant remember the nigger in the background's name
is he a maga nigger
this stupid tranny doesnt know to sidehop twice before doing this with hovers…
read all the party recaps and ive decided im going to the next party
zfg save us
trihex he was shitstinys friend before shitstiny called him a nigger or something
gdq is closed due to aids
my stepfather looks just like david bowie
but he hates david bowie
based fuck david bowie and fuck his gay faggot homo songs
never really listned to david bowie's music but everything ive seen about him makes me think hes a really cool guy
why is she holding the burg upside down
please be patient she has autism
i eat my brugers upside down sometimes
she uses the grab and flip method its more common for mcsandwiches that come in the box
upside down burger strat is not common at all wtf who eats their burgs upside down youd have to be a fucking lunatic
cmon man look
tbqh idk whats up and down on a burg
its pretty fucking obvious whats up and down on a burg……..
its like 30c in here now and i have a headache desu
so they are just beating 5 dungeons and ending it? weird category.
my new vid isnt getting views
maybe i should just ignore reception and make a lot instead
The sissy is stroking me and I’m stroking her boicock. I make her call me “daddy”, which she loved. Daddy is so proud of his little sissy cock slut. She asks to suck her first cock.
“You sure you want to suck cock, sissy?”
“You want your first time sucking cock to be while all these horny gooners watch you?”
I slap my cock on her face and make her beg. Soon her lips are around my cock sucking. I coach her: More suction, wetter, slower, faster, etc. She’s so obedient. She followed all my instructions. I kept telling her how proud daddy is.
I’m edging in her mouth. I don’t want to cum just yet and finally pull out.
“Thank you, Daddy!”
the burger is right side up in the box yeah?
you go down and grab it with your four fingers underneath and thumbs ontop yeah?
then you pull it out of the box and readjust your hands, bam the burgers flipped yeah?
if you want to eat your burg upside down thats okay with me
it was pretty cool
especially how it wasnt a completely fixed design but you could use custom chips and stuff
*gets hard reading this*
*hides my b*ner*
dont let me catch you eating your burg flipped in the mansion or your never eating a burg again
idk but i stopped watching
it seems like they are just fucking around
its like eric moussambani at the olympics
never understood why people like to say daddy during intercourse
its like the handicapped special olympics more like
i think theyre just conditioned into it
lots of sex stuff feels conditioned
oops wrong post
I Need This Job
take your time as in dont come too early or take your time as in its ok your dick isnt hard yet
my paper plate ripped
take your time degrading me
starting to feel like the only way to unfuck society is to make things a lot more dangerous
give niggers more guns
i dont think it can be unfucked anymore its just about how fast we get to the absolute bottom
i wonder how many of their "patients" kys themselves
wan nyan nyan wan matsuri?
make contracts illegal from now on everything is done through handshakes the honor system and duels
we did it reddit
we destroyed the nuclear family for upvotes
i never got her appeal
same with the megan fox bitch
god i fucking love boobs
my thigh is still sore from a bad muscle spasm i had 2 nights ago…
reminder that they are doing a beta quest demo after this.
skinny whores you could easily overpower with bitchy condescending faces
what's not to love
*holds up spork*
your idea of cute is demented
david bowie and brian eno made some awesome music together it was the best
i love brian enos first 3 albums more than his ambient stuff tbh
this twitch girl wants $15 for one picture of her feet
definitely dont remember asking for your lame ass opinion on brian eno, teenie
amazing some crazed vet didnt shoot him
sounds like a fair trade
hirohito actually went to china once before ww2, but that was territory annexed by japan at that time so i guess it doesn't technically count as foreign soil?
well well well would you look at the time
its time to watch the new stranger things
remember when shannon stole goose's truck
skip doesnt understand moments like those
crying at how basted america used to be and how cringe it is now
did you see that vid of the hundred year old boomer qq'ing about how his generation ruined the world
was dick nixon really that handsome
lmaoing at hirohito's speech starting at 6:00
he pulls out a giant folded up piece of paper and holds it up right up to his face its actually kind of basted that after a lifetime of being emperor he never had to learn how to publicly speak
>>1697375>When you have a black and a white.
you dont even need the white
my soup is too watery i had to drink two cups of it to even make it a decent soup
might as well do it that way
pisses me off to see politicians reading from some paper or a monitor while forcing kids to memorize useless garbage for presentations in school
its that season again
add some rice or pasta
he was into science and natural history so they spent shitloads of money on museums worth of artifacts and fossils and all sorts of modern science equipment for him to larp as a scientist doing his little experiments
he wasnt larping he published in big name journals
how do i get a real life girl to 100% bond
that part 3 minutes in would make me omo so fucking hard irl
what is it about this snow nip
discord teens saw that pic for the first time in 2022 and started making ufunny captions for it
so sick of apps
cat calls out to allah while being beaten to death
apps are just programs
songs of conquest seems alright
looks like a tooner tab out game
meh, ill stick to heroes of might and magic series
gotta get that ass nice and tight for her bf
you guys know any good android emulators
lmao she got squats again
her kitty is cute
wonder how much her fans would pay to fuck her
you guys are done its ogre
done with what
ugh getting ab oner…
beans are good tho
this nigga eating beans
just took an hour long nap where i woke up every 2 minutes
its okay to drink wine during healthy july since wine is good for you right
did you wake up gasping for air
no i just kept having the same dream over and over again
jason bourne y/n
thats a huge no, there are only 3 bourne movies
how many gb is this site again
bourne identity : 9/10
supremacy : 8/10
ultimatium : 8.5/10
legacy : 1/10
jason : 1/10
dads walking around with his shoes on ewwwwww
cut my foot open after stepping on a keyboard key
god i love nicolet now
my ufc entrance song? enter sandman
mine would be rock da house
mine would be sewerslvt
mine would be die horst wessel lied
is that rammstein
mine would be erika
did school essays have minimum word counts before computer word processors
hold on let m
it's the theme song for the nazi party. you arent even allowed to play it in germany its so edgy. they banned my youtube account for uploading my favorite version of ithttps://www.bitchute.com/video/MUx1ScVyHtVT/https://archive.org/details/horst-wessel-lied-2
i can sing the lyrics in german and english
shes checking shes checking
why is it subbed in indonesian
i dunno. the version on bitchute i uploaded with the video i like is in english and chink
hate this ugly cunt
they call it healthy july
*eats an entire sleeve of chips ahoy*
who calls it that
lets just say in 4 hours something will be happening
im doing something big tomorrow
one of my guys dave emory has a radio show podcast thing. i was looking in the archives and hes done 5-10 shows a year for at least 7 years maybe more about how ukraine has fascists and azovshit
the gamers conundrum
based radical right meowdalyn
because you havent tried wow yet!
theres a lot of things i havent tried
whats the last game that really sucked you in
didnt even notice the hours flying by
for me it was elden ring
monster hunter rise
from soft babies wouldnt understand
sakuna of rice and ruin
death stranding was also pretty close to sucking me in but i stopped playing it and dont feel like starting it back up
for me? elder rink
bro you cant even eat red onions you arent some bad ass nazi
gleepy cant eat red onions?
can he eat yellow onions?
ugh got spoiled
i cant eat any onions or even shallots or chives or the other one
thats insane bro
whats that fire song thats normally associated with nazi germany?
that one gleep just posted is lame as fuck
wagners ring cycle?
saute some onions and garlic in butter and tell me you wont eat onions
i need an egirl gf so bad
you skeep too much.
darude - sandstorm
it's a challenging listen but needs to be done in full to truly feel it
my favorite dressing? orange colored french dressing
mine is a hummus lemon mixture i make
dang they are gonna be rich
but for real whats that nazi song called
march of the drumpfkins
i really wanted her to be a stupid cheating whore who was incredibly stupid in some way
this is just a completely fabricated story
why would you want that
i will never read a full thread
we dont break kayfabe bro
you dont have to read to see her face
ufc 276 tomorrow!
ugh i need to go pick up slop but i melee'd and now im stinky
sugar free tonic water is awful for mixing not doing that again
sounds like a them problem
you dont want diet mixers. the whole point of mixers is to
I CANT KEEP DOING THIS
bro diet mixers get you drunker!
that sounds like some spicshit bro
Why do people get more intoxicated when they choose to pair diet instead of regular soda with their booze? It has to do with digestion. The diet soda mixture passes quickly through the stomach, putting alcohol into our bloodstream faster.
im thinking more about your tongue and the tasting
im thinking about your tongue too bro..
well im not gonna use sugar mixers if im on a diet am i
never let your foid give birth to your children in a big hospital with a maternity ward. always do it somewhere close to home with a mid wife. hospital staff are retarded and dont care if they fuck up.
thats not it man im talking about that one that sounds like epic nazi marching music that niggertuber listened to and said was fire
i will never scroll past a full thread i will always press the end key
it is healthy july afterall
thats what they call it
fuck that shit
just had deja vu
woop woop clownbro
if you spell it without an 'h' then its more like 'woop woop' but if you spell it with the 'h' then it sounds kind of like 'whoop whoop'
this post isnt true
how is it a beta the game has been out for like 20 years
i like songs where you can give a vigorous arm swing to
holy shit bros we only have 1 more month to get aotc jailer kill
americas anthem sucks ass tbh we should change it
attack of the clones?
dnfbros swiftmaster is pretty fun
think i saw read or heard something that said the american anthem isnt even a song
y'all niggas gay
now both of these are purebreed gooks but one of them looks much gookier than the other
i like launcher and kunoichi a lot but havent played everyone yet
welcome to the black parade would be a sweet anthem lets make that our national anthem
i know all about the poem and where the music came from its nbd
(black) teenagers scare the living shit out of me
this, it's a shitty pop song. it's like making wap our anthem.
ate cake yesterday now im poopin weird
just for livin
look at this decadent cake eating swine
ill… try harder tomorrow maybe…._.
i didnt do my things today either
ive only got one thing scheduled to do today
i went to a park and saw some nice birds today
im dabbin in my chair
im drinking booze
what should we do
dab with me
damn that nun really do be caked up doe