No.1694041
go to bed at a reasonable hour so we have a great day at work tomorrow
No.1694042
take our meds
No.1694043
>>1694041bro were staying up until 6am getting blackout drunk!
No.1694045
we have to fix the double embed problem someone get on it
No.1694047
we are going to another night partying in la at moris airbnb so we can do drugs with gura
No.1694048
were not playing dnf duel stop forcing it
No.1694049
toots top guy
No.1694050
dnf duel stands for dumb nigger faggot
No.1694051
grow up
No.1694055
GAMERGATE 2??? Minecraft DESTROYED By New "WOKE" Report System | America First Ep. 1020
No.1694058
not into that crush fetish thing
No.1694059
*shows up to a protest with my pistol*
No.1694062
*gets into a fight*
*shoots*
No.1694064
i dont do asmr anyways but high heels are not something i want to listen to
No.1694066
nice skateboard but its no match for my glock 17
No.1694067
>>1694059just one? come on man we bring at least a back up gun.
No.1694068
>>1694063did this start an hour ago
is it over or is it just starting
No.1694069
>>1694068the lobby opened up an hour ago itll start soon
No.1694070
this is cringe im about to turn it off
No.1694071
>>1694070just mute it and check every few minutes
No.1694072
>>1694048im gonna play it
No.1694073
would be funny to go to the laundromat and put a bunch of rocks in the washing machines
No.1694075
laundry mats are all small businesses that isnt that cool
No.1694076
never been to a laundromat
No.1694077
most laundromats are owned by chinks or spics so who cares
No.1694082
3 more hours to go
No.1694083
>>1694072id play mediocre strive before that shit bro
dont get scammed
No.1694087
>>1694086bro did you ever see dead poets society? thats the main poem in it
No.1694089
>>1694087no i should watch that
No.1694090
>>1694089hell yea its like a best picture i cried everytiem
No.1694092
>>1694091thanks bro im gonna watch it tomorrow
No.1694094
>>1694080i still dont get how she died when she was full health
No.1694095
>>1694093yeah, i read that one in high school too
No.1694098
>>1694093the language in it is hard to understand
i don't get the first two sentences at all
No.1694099
WHO adviser says G7 leaders must prioritize #COVID19 or face economic harm, unrest. Dr. Bruce Aylward says the pandemic is forgotten at the peril of all nations
damn if thats not a threat
also isnt that the guy who refused to say taiwan
No.1694101
got on csgo
played 5 rounds of competitive
left so they got stuck in a long game 4v5
No.1694102
second supper is my favorite meal of the day
No.1694103
>>1694102youre supposed to only have one man
No.1694104
>>1694101pretty sure they can surrender after you drop and don't come back right?
No.1694107
>>1694104i didnt abandon so it was a mandatory 2 minute timeout
then an extra 10 minutes of playing 4v5 before it even says ive abandoned
No.1694110
>>1694109what other word would you have used
No.1694111
*adds my pronouns to my work email signature*
No.1694112
gookzilla
No.1694113
>>1694110gooker(s) is enough
No.1694114
back from the concert
the lead singer kept jumping off stage into the mosh and started hugging everyone then stumbled back up and peed her pants
No.1694115
>>1694114time to crack a cold one!
No.1694117
im already sipped
No.1694118
>>1694116one detail that people leave out when talking about the ball turret is how unbearably loud it must have been in there. enemy aaa exploding underneath you combined with the twin machine guns firing right next to your head. under certain circumstances that could cause a concussion.
No.1694119
just went out in the backyard and talked to myself for 30 minutes and didnt realize a neighbor was out there in their yard listening to me on their porch
No.1694120
what did you talk about
No.1694121
disturbed - stupified except its gookified
No.1694122
well well well would you look at the time
No.1694124
switzerland is so pretty
No.1694125
i need interns
No.1694126
>>1694033you cant just keep making the same op
No.1694130
>>1694127#8 you gotta love how even though niggers use guns in real life/death situations all the time they dont bother to learn how to hold a gun right or aim it right, or practice ever. nigger magdumps usually dont kill people
No.1694131
>>1694129really cool ive never seen a simulation only the tests.
reminder that people who smugly make fun of the old "duck & cover" hiding under your desk drills will get cut to ribbons by blown in window glass shards
No.1694132
just duck and cover under a wood desk while a nuke flies into your house
No.1694134
what if a shockwave hits your house but only blows your windows in
No.1694135
>>1694133the main deal with bombs , oklahoma city bombing, some of the US embassy bombings in africa, A-bombs if you arent in the death zone is that the blast wave shatters all the glass sending huge pieces inside cutting people in half.
stay away from the windows, assume the building might come down so be somewhere that makes sense for that not too deep in (stairwells are the safe spot if there is one)
No.1694136
(i'll remember which bombing this was in a sec.)
one bombing of them the bombers threw a flashbang outside the building and the loud noise drew a bunch of people up to the windows to see what happened and then they triggered the bomb
No.1694137
niiice i found the cool scientific supply site that i havent been to since mid 2000's
https://unitednuclear.com/you can get some insane shit. the chemicals & radioactive stuff are the highlights
No.1694138
>>1694137im not clicking that link man
No.1694139
called the plumber dude for my dishwasher and hes coming in the afternoon
good god i hope it all just works
No.1694140
>>1694139tell the plumber to tighten up the faucet
No.1694141
>>1694138none of it is sketchy. all the bad chemicals are sold in tiny doses and might require things. its got science projects and stuff, it wont put you on a list. all the radioactive things are tiny rocks in glass things big enough to make them safe.
the chemicals are like glow stick goo
No.1694143
my dude nurse was telling me how he makes his own fireworks and how thats a thing, he has all these wires hooked up to the tubes
No.1694144
>>1694142should be safe from radiation fallout too
No.1694145
>>1694143you are a grown adult man you dont need a nurse
No.1694146
overslept bigly
No.1694147
>>1694142imagine the smell…
no fresh air?
No.1694148
>>1694146its 5am go back to bed
No.1694149
>>1694147the air conditioner does that
No.1694150
>>1694143i mentioned this because a lot of the chemicals on that site are for making the different colors with the fireworks
>>1694145they just make sure i dont take the entire months worth of meds in one week. they give me 1 weeks worth at a time. the rest are kept in a locked tackle box. i already lockpinglawyered it open but they count the pills and log them so theres no point
i have 1 dude nurse who comes on thurs
1 hot petite tanned yoga pants baseball hat vibe milf nurse that comes on mondays
No.1694152
feeling dep not sure why
No.1694154
had a revelation the other day about how holoshitters came about
people that post a ton about holos now, used to post a ton about anime girls, the problem is I don't really remember anime girls being spammed here before
No.1694156
he finds them all too trivial
No.1694161
the combined cost of the tape and aluminum foil and trash bags was 5 dollars
being able to sleep in until 4pm and blocking out all the sun is priceless
No.1694162
>>1694161you basically hacked the sun
No.1694163
>>1694158i dont know the top one
the FE2 one is ferrous wheel with the chemical symbol for iron oxide (iron in latin is ferrum)
No.1694165
damn i didnt know about cd -
No.1694166
in zsh at least you can tab after cd - and get a list of all the directories you were in instead of just jumping to the last one
No.1694167
i know how to release my ip and renew it and trace the route of webpages
No.1694168
are we watching gookcraft? did i skip?
https://youtu.be/2BaJENfQs94 No.1694170
silly cartoon, we like cute kboys
No.1694172
>>1694043bro you're a grown man you have got to stop drinking children's
!
No.1694173
let out a stinky fart :)
No.1694174
cut up some garlic so my fingers are going to stink for the next month
No.1694175
>>1694136i think you're thinking of nukes. the flash would draw people to windows before the blast got to them and shredded the windows
No.1694177
i hate korean ads
No.1694178
>>1694175no this was a specific bombing by dudes
No.1694179
wagnawok
No.1694180
*equips cat ears*
No.1694181
when is zii playing holocure
No.1694183
our*
No.1694184
>>1694181is that game fully done or is it being updated a lot?
No.1694185
i dunno
No.1694186
so basically i was making chilli con carne for the first time and it was fucking disgusting i had to throw most of it.
i've put too much sauce and it just didn't taste right and now i hate myself and i'm hungry.
>>1694181never ever
No.1694187
you tried babe youll build back better next time
No.1694188
why did they stop using that one
are we finished building back yet?
No.1694190
>"My intelligence if static"
>"My mistakes help be grow"
hope the esl that made this managed to improve their english
No.1694191
ridiculing people for mistakes is a telltale sign of fixed mindset
No.1694193
lot of fixed mindset brainlets in here fr
No.1694194
what kind of mindset do niggers have
No.1694195
>niggers
>mind
pick one
No.1694196
grow up
No.1694197
i have a brap mindet
No.1694200
MORDECAI AND RIGBY IF YOU DONT FIX THE CRYPTO MARKET YOURE FIRED
No.1694202
coin in hell coinnig
No.1694203
just curled my toes and got goosebumps and stretched my arms and screeched like a euphoric freak
No.1694205
telling someone to "fix it" is funny in any context
No.1694209
>>1694128padfreak will show the world that hes the future of basketball
skip and shannon will regret this moment
No.1694211
yellowed out blanket and pillow covers
no sheets
food crumbs on the floor
dirty clothes everywhere
No.1694212
youre just like me…
No.1694215
got rot breath again
No.1694216
zerg is so op
No.1694217
this game is crazy
No.1694218
/co/-nee-chi-wa
No.1694220
>>1694218youre white man with gray hair
No.1694221
>>1694086doki doki literature club is a good introduction to poetry
No.1694222
>>1694219yea we rape big deal
No.1694223
doki doki brapperture club
No.1694224
ragecheese
No.1694225
iu
No.1694229
hes doing the aurora face
No.1694230
>>1694219most rape isnt considered a crime in eastern europe
No.1694232
holy shit nier automata switch edition O_O
No.1694233
>>1694232how
it barely runs on pc how is it supposed to run on switchy
No.1694234
holy shit open world sonic game O_____O
No.1694235
japanese engish prease
No.1694237
>>1694236not the one i wanted but cute
No.1694238
i love when theres a miku 162 banner :3
No.1694240
im a nasty ass ho
No.1694243
come on fuentes we all know youre about that dick
No.1694244
isnt fuentes a sexnorm
No.1694245
he claims to be a virgin
No.1694246
*yawns cutely*
No.1694250
yeah if toon streams it
anyway check out the babe on the right
No.1694251
goslingbros its gonna be a rough few years being kenny
No.1694252
Accidentally got off the highway ugh
No.1694253
and now youre texting and driving real classy asshole
No.1694254
was it really necessary to call her an a-hole?
No.1694255
>>1694137fun fact
united nuclear is owned and run by bob lazar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lazar No.1694256
>>1694137>>1694255bought some beakers from this place once
No.1694257
>>1694253I was in red lights
No.1694258
>>1694257youre missing the pekora holocure stream
No.1694259
why didnt you link me man
No.1694261
*gets in there*
No.1694262
>>1694248i never miss a goose kino
No.1694263
How to Tell if You’re a People Pleaser: The 8 Signs You’re Too Nice and Why It’s Impacting Your Wellbeing
No.1694269
the lizard provides wrist support
No.1694273
this weeks weed strains:
strawberry crack
divine storm
No.1694274
do you ever smoke them together or do you keep them separate
No.1694275
die bongsmoker
No.1694276
almost always together. mixing the different terpenes and 'noids unlocks a better hit
No.1694277
what if you unlocked a triple combo
No.1694278
how about i "hit" you in the face dopefiend
No.1694279
jerked and suddenly my body feels sore and tired
test depletion is awful
No.1694280
in the business we call mixing weed strains a salad
No.1694281
>>1694279thats why were on nofap man
No.1694283
my cousins on that stuff too and hes huge
i dont think i can afford it though
No.1694285
how big's his pip?
No.1694286
dont know havent seen it
he was a big ladys man before he got married though so not small im guessing
No.1694287
finna get my ass caffeinated
No.1694289
>>1694271if only the pip was real…
No.1694290
im ready to die
No.1694291
(for israel)
No.1694292
exactly 4 weeks till i get my lipoma removed
No.1694294
ugh i clicked >_>
No.1694295
>>1694127>#9that was 100% a pedo ring they stumbled upon, like comet ping pong pizza.
>#2gay people are fucked in the head wtf
No.1694296
>>1694293i clicked and i feel youre partially responsible
No.1694297
>>1694292that name makes it sound like you're trying to bait us into some ligma type name joke…
i hope its routine or whatever.
my benign tumor in 7th grade was golf ball sized in my sinuses, they had to cut through the soft palatte to get it. it was such a rare thing like that they had a bigshot doctor and the surgery was in one of those operating theaters where the students watch from above. (all the awesome boston hospitals are also teaching ones so thats the deal)
the more dangerous part was the pre-surgery surgery where they cut into a blood vessel where my leg meets my groin, stuck a tube in my crotch that went all the way to my brain.
then the doctor had to cut off the blood supply to the tumor with this blood blocking stuff that wouldve made me a vegetable if they got any on my brain
No.1694298
>>1694297it's in my chest, in front of my ribs, so it's easy to get to
just a general anaesthetic then they're gonna chop it out
No.1694299
>>1694293how can you tell its a wig i honestly cant tell
No.1694300
we have all seen a few lipoma removal videos at this point
No.1694301
wild how cutting edge medical science and unparalleled expertise were used to keep an scv alive
No.1694302
the worst part was waking up in the recovery room to my first catheter being inserted up my dick hole. sharp pip pain and i was just mumbling and out of it.
the catheter was huge, like someone stuck one of those dentist suction tubes right up the pip. the tube was like milkshake straw girth
No.1694303
omo
No.1694304
ive been having some dark thoughts and story visions
No.1694305
take your meds dear~
No.1694306
>>1694301if i was born 3-5 years earlier id be dead
i was getting a shitload of mri's when that was newish. i had to do mri's for a while after to make sure it didnt come back. had more of those than i can count.
i wish i could remember what the hospital bill wouldve been if i wasn't on my dads medical insurance. it was more than 400k easy
No.1694307
oh my gosh…
No.1694308
>>1694299compared to pics of him from the last few years
No.1694309
>>1694308i dont have pics of destiny to compare
No.1694310
puffin on that divine storm
No.1694311
divine storm… damn…
No.1694312
the only other tidbit to my surgery story is that i gave 3 pints of blood in the months before the surgery for myself for when i had the surgery
>>1694298hwaiting! i told mine so u will be less freaked out maybe
No.1694313
do people in bawwston love john cena
No.1694314
>>1694293destiny needs to chill tf out
this dude hasnt even finished his question yet and BAM destiny is already talking over him
No.1694315
>>1694313he's a legit awesome dude as a dude, he goes back to his old high school all the time i guess.hes done retarded amounts of make a wish and all that hes from that same shitty fall river/new bedford massachusetts area on the rhode island border where sam hyde is from
No.1694316
>>1694314destiny and his viewers can predict the question before he even starts talking its just a waste of everyones time to let them finish
No.1694317
whenever i read the words john cena i hear that horn in my head
No.1694318
why does cena go back to his old highschool to pick up teens?
No.1694319
hes based like that
No.1694320
>>1694310bro divine storm isnt out until wrath!
No.1694321
>>1694317i love that shit so much
da dana nah
No.1694325
wish i could bing chilling like cena
No.1694326
follow your bing and your chilling with follow
No.1694327
im… shtinky :3
No.1694330
i look like that when im chairdancing
No.1694331
new england sounds so comfyt, i wish i could move there >___<
No.1694332
we are better than you
No.1694333
poopd and now my bhole is itchy
No.1694334
hope you got a manpon in (folded tp square tucked in your buttcrack against your anus)
No.1694335
come on man
No.1694336
im pozz
No.1694337
>>1694335manpons arent an all the time thing theyre only for the most dangerous occasions
No.1694338
what is a folded tp square between your ass cheeks supposed to do?
No.1694339
absorb seepage, wet fart insurance
No.1694340
my wife is making me have a vasectomy -___-
No.1694341
what are you freaks talking about im not seeping anything my bhole just itches
No.1694344
our bholes seep here
No.1694346
saw a weirdo that looked like die cis scum meme irl today
very traumatic
No.1694347
seepzii is streaming
No.1694349
>>1694324Sam gets known as, "the art guy" but his critical takes on magic sets shortcomings (Cosmic horror in Innistrad, Kamigawa cultural insensitivity, Capenna) is unique among magic content creators. He is irreplaceable.
No.1694350
i am know as "the fart guy"
No.1694351
>>1694348i need to make another gundam finishing this tank is killing me.
No.1694352
>>1694348cool, but that cockpit is not lore accurate
No.1694354
WEEWOO ABBBABBABAP
No.1694358
niggercat wine
No.1694360
>>1694359*knocks her out and starts sucking on her boobs*
im sorry it had to be done u__u
No.1694363
why yes i abstain from premarital sex how could you tell=
No.1694364
your desperate for pussy voice gave it away
No.1694365
i could tell by your virgin aura
No.1694366
wearing tight pants… this is kinda hot…
No.1694368
how long a game is omori?
No.1694369
too long
No.1694371
>>1694080like your mental age?
No.1694372
thanks for the late reply!
No.1694373
i've recently learned that white monster is big in the bottom community
i'm not even joking
No.1694374
the bottom community
No.1694375
zii dont top or bottom
he does middle only
No.1694376
are you saying sickzii is….?
No.1694378
i'd always wondered how gay dudes had butt sex all the time without poo but now that i've learned of bottom diets and steeper parts of the bottom comm i wish i never found out
No.1694379
just drink monster and iu diet
No.1694380
>>1694378+1
it's put me off wanting to try a tranny out irl
No.1694381
does that mean every bear is a top?
No.1694382
gayweed gave trashbad monkeypox
its ogre
No.1694383
>>1694367why is he talking like yoda
No.1694384
zii's mid but i like him
No.1694385
whats scary is that the monkeypox name doesnt really give you any idea what it does
No.1694386
hope if i have a gay son hes not the one taking dicks
No.1694387
ugh why cant i sleep in anymore
No.1694388
trashbads such a faggot
No.1694389
please don't be mean to toon
No.1694394
the wnba nigger who was detained in russia trying to sneak in a vape pen just before the ukraine invasion started will have to spend at least 6 more months in russian jail XD
No.1694396
brittney grinergals…its over…
No.1694397
>>1694394>>1694395not if biden has anything to say about it you delusional trumpftards
No.1694400
>>1694398call them drug addicts instead of homeless for starters
No.1694401
>>1694398that sounds epic just keep it like that *lives on east coast*
No.1694402
>>1694398there are homeless people everywhere
many more in fact in red (the poverty) states but much of it is just overblown fake propaganda to give fox news something to complain about
No.1694403
our homeless do not tent on the street, i would flip out on that shit
No.1694404
always tlol at how dumb trumpftards are as if homelessness is exclusively a "liberal" issue
No.1694405
im laughing right now at how dumb these posts are this really is a clown comm dont link me here again freak
No.1694406
theres a level of homelessness in west coast cities that is unlike anything youll find even in the shittiest midwest cities like chicago
No.1694407
americans are dumb by default but drumpftards oooh boy
No.1694408
trump won retards
No.1694409
>>1694406explain trailer parks and hillbillies
No.1694411
>>1694410>weaw cweaw powiticsnice crayon scribble kid
No.1694412
hmm should i take a shower today
No.1694413
>>1694409you're fucking stupid
No.1694415
wish i was a hillbilly theyre basted
they go out mudding in their trucks they homebrew meth and have unprotected sex with local trailer trash theyre living the dream
No.1694418
biden babies are getting owned for sure everyone can see that
No.1694419
whats the circle they added to the gayfag flag mean
No.1694422
>>1694413>>1694414oh so you have no argument
*sips decaf matcha smugly*
yep
*smacks lips*
No.1694423
fuck this omori game
No.1694424
https://kay-yu.itch.io/holocurezii play this its the hololive game
No.1694425
the gayflag with the added trans triangle and blm stripes was created and copyrighted by some random guy and hes made a fortune off it
No.1694426
>>1694424+1 that game is amazeballs
No.1694428
>>1694425why do you drumpftards make everything a crazy whacko conspiracy theory
No.1694429
>>1694422me telling you why you're wrong would be too embarassing and cringe and /pol/faggy for me to attempt. i wouldnt want my own post saying that stuff up
No.1694430
>>1694429thats very sweet deary
No.1694433
can we stop it with the amerilard politics? thanks
No.1694434
what does the comm think of the arch manning committing to texas?
No.1694436
hold on let me check
No.1694437
naw naw naw
No.1694439
i FUCKING love story driven jarpigs
No.1694441
the old plumber dude did a good job it looks like the dishwasher isnt leaking any water anywhere
1h till the first sesh is finished
it autoadjusted itself from 2.5h down to 1h because i only fed it some glasses and already cleaned up forks and knives
No.1694442
>>1694441love a nice clean dishwash session
No.1694443
*pushes you into the dishwasher*
No.1694446
i like how theyre having jan 6th hearings with an abortion chimpout outside
No.1694449
we like it when plastic is obvious here
No.1694452
glad none of you fell for the dnf duel scam
No.1694453
>>1694452uhh actually as soon as i get home and eat dinner im hopping on training mode
bucko
No.1694454
>>1694453stream it or youre lying
No.1694457
i believe her
No.1694458
>only doing collab streams
>stopped posting schedules
>announcing solo stream, then drops it to join a totsu
>retweeting other people's schedules
i am being tested
No.1694459
grow the fuck up already
No.1694460
what are you talking about honey
No.1694461
>>1694458which hologirl is testing you like this brotherman
No.1694464
>>1694458is this about the meme of ame retiring?
No.1694467
>>1694464look at it like this
gura left her to travel 1000 miles away to be with mori and get raped
how do you think that makes ame feel
how can she stream
No.1694468
tried logging into my bank account when i was drunk and kept getting the password wrong so it locked me out of my account and i had to call them to unlock it
No.1694470
swedish colleagues were telling me how lit their banana and curry pizza is
No.1694471
they force you to have a super long complicated password too its annoying
No.1694472
>>1694468good thing they didnt let you through who knows what you would do in your intoxicated state
No.1694473
lmao im watching punk play dnf and hes literally just spamming the same 5 button dial a combo as a block string or on hit
No.1694474
mom ordered 'za…
No.1694475
>>1694474its not even 4 in the afternoon yet bro!
No.1694476
she doesnt want to make food
No.1694477
pizza is a nighttime food
No.1694478
says who bitch
im sorry for calling you that
No.1694482
lol wtf the guy from office space is the guest star in this episode of house
No.1694483
lol wtf
No.1694484
>>1694463i didnt know the dark elves were actual niggers
No.1694485
grow up
No.1694486
as primarily a nijibro im glad my chuubas dont chronically ghost their fans
No.1694490
will someone stream nichijou already
No.1694491
*pop*
No.1694492
ziichat is supergay rn
No.1694493
all these learned viewers make me feel insecure
No.1694495
>>1694494damn this is like exactly what happened to pad and bappa
No.1694496
ok i played hollow knight and ori and the will of the wisps and these types of games FUCKIN SUCK!!!!!!!
No.1694497
you should have known that before playing them
No.1694499
dont even see the appeal
you run around in some 2d world with no map and no way to get around and no objective
No.1694500
you didnt stream it so i dont believe you
No.1694501
has there ever been a pizza with fried eggs on it?
No.1694502
>>1694496>>1694499wtf is your problem man
No.1694503
>>1694496those brilliant innovative indie game of the years are certainly a thing
No.1694506
>>1694500+1
ive had enough of people making false claims around here
No.1694509
i just ate way too much i cant look at food stuff rn
No.1694511
i have a six pack again but it doesnt seem to matter or even do anything
No.1694513
Over the past two seasons, Aaron Rodgers has thrown 38 touchdowns and *zero* interceptions against NFC North opponents.
No.1694515
does skeeup love or hate aawon wodgos i cant rmemeber
No.1694516
>>1694507the way hes handling that pressure cooker cannot be safe
No.1694518
skip starts a lot of forced fake heat
No.1694520
i weight 180lbs
No.1694522
>>1694519true except a fat girl can always get laid.
there are short spherical 50+ year olds with mombods and old leathery fisherman faces that i dont even register as women who can get laid.
(nigs will fuck anything)
No.1694523
im.. nig….?
No.1694524
fuck omori
No.1694526
>>1694524like, literally or?
No.1694527
>>1694521youa rent getting my abpics
No.1694528
dad changed the light in the bathroom and its so fucking bright now
No.1694532
>>1694528buy an adjustable led light so you can set it how you like
No.1694533
i recommend a high lumen LED flashlight for the entire comm. flashlights that are small and that bright are a new thing. my chinky one recharges with a usb cord. they're so bright that it's a viable as a self-defense device i was too blind to see anything but a black spot for hours when i tried it on myself
No.1694534
>>1694533come on bro its hurricane season were all stocked up on flashlights!
No.1694536
>>1694445sigh why did the feds cop us of a kino moment like that
No.1694540
slut boy summer
No.1694541
>sissy hypno and pmvs
>straight porn featuring big tits and fat asses, and TikTok videos
based
the rest of that shit?
gay and cringe
No.1694543
I show up early to the hotel with 2 big screens, some laptops, and extra-long HDMI cables. Along with the hotel-provided screen, I create a "wall of porn". I set up most screens to just stream pre-programmed stuff or discord streams. The largest screen is the one I control from the bed so that I can take requests, and respond to the audience's reactions. If I don't get requests I default to bimbos, big fake tits, PMVs and sissy hypno. I particularly love introducing guys to sissy hypno.
Guys start to arrive. I answer the door, give them a wristband (red = don't touch me / don't even ask; yellow = unsure / ask; green = ask me, I wanna play). Some guys keep their clothes on, others get naked. Whatever floats their boat.
The chairs and beds fill up with guys jerking off. Eventually guys "buddy stroke" (stroke each other). There's usually a few blowjobs.
Some guys cum and leave quickly. Others stay for hours. As a result the room alternates between being fairly empty, too full, fairly empty, too full. For long parties there's usually peaks at 7pm and 9pm. The party usually dies down by 11.
I sleep in the hotel (alone). In the morning I jerk off one more time, pack up, then head out.
What I do isn't magic or special. Anyone can do it. I encourage other people to steal these ideas and host their own parties. Wouldn't it be great if every city had a party like this every week?
No.1694544
*stares directly into my extremely bright flashlight*
No.1694545
>>1694542ok but what is that in candles
No.1694546
>>1694534down on the cod we use hurricane oil lanterns (for real though). we've gotten like 4 devastating hurricanes in my lifetime,
most miss us or peter out to tropical storms by the time we get them
No.1694547
*puts a bullet in my brain just to make sure my gun is capable of killing an intruder*
No.1694549
>>1694543im down for some buddy stroking
No.1694551
>>1694543im a yellow band
No.1694553
thinking about that time grandpa was driving me home while he was drunk and hit someones mailbox and didnt even stop. miss him so much bros
No.1694555
was your grandpa black
No.1694556
my diaper is wet and no it isn't sweat
*drops mic*
No.1694558
>>1694555no he was from germany
No.1694559
my grandpa murdered people for the cia
No.1694560
theyre supposed to keep that secret how did you find out
No.1694561
what does the cia really do
No.1694562
he got drunk and cried about it to grandma while my mom was listening who told me while she was drunk
No.1694564
https://bateworld.com/i've discovered some awful things from that subreddit
there's a facebook for gooners
No.1694566
>>1694564wtf just because i orc doesnt mean i want to look at dudes orcing
No.1694567
god i wish japanese girls were real
No.1694569
i just want a nice clean looking female that smells good
No.1694570
>>1694569not gonna happen freak
No.1694571
noooo why isnt everything cramped into a tiny corner and smell like piss ahhhhhhh im going insane
No.1694572
I think many europeans maybe don’t get the extent to which many north american towns are a sort of collection of extremely spaced out, low-rise sheds with lots of parking
No.1694574
>>1694566it's more about meeting up with a "
goon bud"
No.1694576
lol
No.1694577
americans love building parking lots and 8 lane roads everywhere
No.1694578
>>1694575maybe you can cherry pick a few slummy jap streets that look like high end korean ones but what you cant get rid of is the overwhelming kimchi stink of gookland
No.1694579
americans are such fat retards frankly i want them gone
No.1694580
korea smells like kimchi
europe smells like piss
india smells like shit
what does japan smell like
No.1694581
>>1694579youre a butthurt yuropoor no one cares what you think
No.1694582
amerifats fuming lmaoooooooooO
No.1694583
every city ive been to smells like piss
No.1694584
oh shit on july 5th theyre firing up the cern large hadron collidor to full blast
its all ogre /b/ros
No.1694585
>>1694568these shitty dystopian strips with fast food and box stores built off an exit on the highway arent really towns.
they're highway exits between actual towns that started with a gas station
they get built up with businesses from so many people getting off the highway like a rest stop, and so many rural people getting on the highway in that spot.
aside from that 1 strip those places are all backroads woods and residential houses
theyre ugly i just dont want people to think that those are our towns. theyre more like rest areas that festered and spread
No.1694586
>>1694585amerifat damage control
No.1694588
new sonic game looks like cool
No.1694592
next time i'm out i should snap a pic of the park on my street just to mog the americans
No.1694593
love pics
No.1694594
>>1694592you should also post a pic of your butthole that really makes them freak
No.1694595
my butthole is camera shy
No.1694596
i guess im spoiled, we have all these historic rules here that are designed to not make sure the cape doest look all shitty. sometimes it sucks, they dont let new slop franchises in, no wal-mart the fast food places have to use that low-vis white/grey color schemes. you arent allowed to remodel the front of your house if you live on historic route 6a. a lot of the different villages have different rules. a lot of places dont allow colored christmas lights, only white ones. (it makes the entire street classy and nice and not niggerish with corny displays)
No.1694597
i guess its like a giant homeowners association handled on the town level
No.1694598
bateworld has a masturbation technique section, with a page for expert techniques
https://bateworld.com/expert-jerk-off-instructions/Guys can be hesitant to introduce things like vibrators, masturbation sleeves, and cockrings into their solo play for any number of reasons. But the reality is, those guys are only holding themselves back. ,
scrotal weights, and an infinte selection of different cockrings open the door to a world of pleasure most folks think impossible for solo play. Bators know better: toss your inhibitions to the side and pump that Fleshlight until you see stars!
No.1694599
my fancy cape cod hoa doesnt allow scrotal play
No.1694600
im uncomfortable with the idea of choking a pip with a ring
No.1694602
for crissakes
An AirBnBate is a bator-friendly place to stay when travelling. Bateworld members share accommodations and rentals for other bators and their friends or partners.
who would want those people staying in their house when they werent there
No.1694604
white christmas lights do be looking magical tho
No.1694605
calling pad at 3am (SCARY) (DO NOT ATTEMPT!)
No.1694606
amerifats cope and seethe
No.1694608
you are 'hitori janai'
No.1694609
my friend nicks house was built in 1772, its flipping cool af. there are steep staircases and ladders going through holes in floors of random rooms like some old ship, 2 root cellars under the kitchen that were literally 4 foot deep circular holes in the dirt
i took my adderall if you cant tell
No.1694610
>>1694602that's not very bator-friendly of you
No.1694611
ame in 27min
No.1694613
inas frail feminine arms are going to snap like a twig she doesnt stand a chance
her million dollar animator fingers will be crushed into dust
i have to save her
No.1694615
dont the yellow and the green wristbands do the same thing?
No.1694616
i have some high lumen torches
brightest one i ever had was like 16k i think
me and my friend would hangout on the side of the road at night with them and use to strobe effect to shine them in peoples eyes as they were driving by until we made some guy on a motorcycle wreck and all i know is he had to be airlifted out to a hospital dont know what happened after
No.1694617
jesus 16k is like a stadium light
No.1694618
>>1694616i thought only bongs called them torches. its a yuro thing too?
No.1694619
back before the internet
a meet and beat was just a normal thing it wasnt all wierd and gay
just another thing ruined by zoomers 😔
No.1694621
the ol' meet n beat
No.1694622
im pretty sure love isnt real
No.1694623
trashbads head meets my fist
then i beat it
No.1694624
i just read this entire party recap of dudes jerking and sucking and frotting and it then says theyre not gay
No.1694625
>>1694624got a problem with that?
No.1694626
>>1694623bwappa come back!
you can blame it all on me~
No.1694627
whats your favorite type of porn?
"i like bimbo porn" dude says
No.1694628
trashbads head meets my boot
then his teeth meet the curb
american history x style
No.1694630
three and a half megabytes bro
No.1694631
>>1694630its a duplicate moron
No.1694634
dupwicate mowon he says
No.1694635
my right quad is so tight
No.1694638
my duplicate pics arent always duplicate pics
for years ive been opening pictures i really like to
post a lot in paint and editing them.
i use the eyedropper tool and click somewhere in the background to select a color. then i quickly click again closeby to change 1 pixel to that color and save it.
i do it because it makes the picture show up in the top of my picture folder (i sort by recently modified)
No.1694639
>>1694636word i was about 95% sure you knew
No.1694642
think i swallowed a watermelon seed :/
No.1694643
what about the ugly buttling
No.1694644
if i had a big noteworthy pip i could proposition random grills on the street for sex and not have it be weird
as things stand itd be a huge waste of time for all parties involved
No.1694645
remember that post about pad sending people pumpkin seeds to inflate them lol
No.1694646
>>1694642bro youre going to grow a watermelon in your gut!
No.1694647
>>1694645you're making that up
No.1694649
bottoms be like if only i had x then i could y
No.1694650
emailed someone over a year ago and they still havent replied
No.1694651
>>1694649quit trying to frame the world through your homofag lens
No.1694652
i was emailed by someone over a year ago and i still havent replied
No.1694654
>>1694653i like the arduino logo in their flag very cool
No.1694655
>>1694644why not just pretend you do
No.1694656
im like the arduino logo
No.1694657
>>1694655what would be the point of that
No.1694658
what sthe point of anything
No.1694659
>>1694650maybe you should follow up
No.1694661
niggers
No.1694662
>>1694661bro you have GOT to stop saying words for children
No.1694665
dang look how big his hands are
No.1694669
>>1694668uhm uhm actually we are in ame ch. watching the holomyth collab
No.1694671
how is the banter between these girls still so awkward
No.1694672
>>1694671they arent drunk yet
No.1694673
wonder if in-person collabs are weird
No.1694674
im drunk yet
No.1694675
meowdaWig meowdaWag
No.1694676
meowdaPawz
No.1694678
meowdalyn hates the john cena sound effect
No.1694679
AME MADE A 3D STUDIO FROM SCRAP
ON A GERMAN LAPTOP
IN A CAVE
No.1694680
yeah but if meowdalyn walked up to you in person and started being nice to you i bet you wouldnt mind
No.1694681
what if she did that thing cats do when they purr and want you to pet them
the nuzzle
No.1694682
wild how if a stranger walked into your town you were allowed to be nice to them or kill them depending on your mood and either option was completely fine
No.1694683
holy shit gura is weaker than ina
thats mindblowing
No.1694684
>gura is out
>leaves the stream
unbelievable
No.1694685
maybe she has to poo
No.1694688
obamna
No.1694689
idk how people can have fans on all the time
a/c vent is pointed toward me even though it's like 8 feet away my eyes are still getting dry
No.1694690
*dives into the cuddle puddle*
No.1694691
SODA!!!!!!!
No.1694693
wtf meowdalyn went live and i didnt get a discord notification?
No.1694694
went to the hololive website to see what you guys are talking about and instead of having a link to whatever stream you are watching the first thing that pops up is a button to audition
No.1694695
lol i completely forgot i bought a fan last summer
No.1694696
>>1694693get off discord bro just check here ill keep you up to date
No.1694697
went to the hololive website
No.1694698
>>1694693someone gifted like 10 subs or something
No.1694699
>>1694694are you serious man just come on
No.1694700
websites. MATTER.
No.1694702
https://holodex.net/this is the only holo site that matters
No.1694703
oops forgot to get eggs when i was at publix :)
No.1694704
>>1694701what is this a graph of
No.1694705
>>1694704anons on /v/ rating the gdq marathon runs
No.1694706
>>1694702do foids even understand i could kill them with a single punch
No.1694708
>caveman
wow this is from another era….
No.1694709
theyre not even doing the countdown right youre supposed to have your hands on top of wrestlers and then release on go
No.1694711
dnf duelbros who do you like so far
im trying launcher arcade mode shes weird as hell
No.1694712
do not frot?
No.1694714
do not fap, the new name for nofap bros
No.1694715
>>1694710yeah tom cruise is basically insane
he even went beyond mach 10 its absolutely crazy
No.1694716
>>1694713lol whys he in brazil
No.1694717
>>1694716had to go to a whiter country than america
No.1694718
>>1694715no he didn't you stupid son of a bitch
No.1694719
what happened with that secret air force space ship they flew around
No.1694720
what happened to drumpf's space force
No.1694721
>>1694718t. didn't see the movie
may xenu smite you unbeliever
No.1694723
>>1694718you have no idea what your talking about
No.1694726
do those massage guns actually work
No.1694727
most of them are for women to masturbate with
No.1694729
>>1694726in what sense? feel good? relax muscles? remove knots? break up fascia?
as long as you have someone who knows what they are doing then it should work.
No.1694730
ames beaner strength…
No.1694731
>>1694729i have to have someone use it on me for it to work?
No.1694733
>>1694731for anything other than your legs or arms? yeah.
No.1694735
i used one before after squatting too much and they worked for a little bit but the soreness came back pretty quick they feel good tho
No.1694737
feel like i didn't really GET chungking express
No.1694738
>>1694736whats omo about 4 guys on a couch playing star wars
No.1694739
nothing to get its just manic pixie dream girl schlock
No.1694740
i thought those movies were for gay retarded teenage girls
No.1694741
wtf kind of pronouns are "any/all"
No.1694742
are gay retarded teenage girls into faye wong as well………. owo…….
No.1694743
you tell me
No.1694744
manic autistic dream boy
No.1694745
i kinda liked the pineapple guy substory more than faye wong substory
No.1694746
>>1694738going fast is always omo
No.1694747
for me its pineapple express
No.1694750
>>1694748this girl was so hot as well……
No.1694752
>>1694749i would destroy their holes
No.1694753
cutting sucks gonna order a large pizza and eat with with 12 beers
No.1694755
>>1694751not this baby shit thats for sure
No.1694756
i too was struck by the sheer eroticism of inas outfit
No.1694759
>>1694711i just got home but i dont have any time to play tonight v_v
No.1694761
the whole lucky star ova is on youtube as a single video
pretty cool
No.1694764
jezebel
No.1694766
02 July: UFC 276: Adesanya vs. Cannonier
No.1694768
ok now we're literal who discord posting?
:^T
No.1694769
>>1694768its actually over for some posters here they are finito
No.1694770
smiley is you know who
No.1694771
yeah dude we all know who
time to take your meds buddy
No.1694772
thats a discord we're in? theres a discord?
No.1694773
dude where have you been
No.1694776
i have 3 people on my friends list playing dnf duel
No.1694778
>>1694762yeah thats pretty cool
sucks that it needs to be plugged in though
No.1694779
tadaima~
No.1694780
>>1694775bro hop on we're doing arcade mode with launcher vs the final boss!
No.1694781
they call me TeH_L33t_BiMbo_HaXoR
No.1694782
get the fuck in here TeH_L33t_BiMbo_HaXoR
No.1694783
im right here
No.1694784
say my name
No.1694785
>>1694783oh shit whats poppin brother
No.1694788
>>1694786cant tell if this one reminds me of pad or brapper
No.1694789
baron felblade u up?
No.1694790
the baron felblade merge…
No.1694791
>>1694785hangin n banging ayuh you know what it is
No.1694792
see me in ya town with the pounds of the haze
No.1694795
im very jealous of rich and good-looking people
No.1694796
>>1694794lmao oh no no no
No.1694797
>>1694793he sounds like a weak jewish dork
No.1694798
sleepy joe bros…our guy is at a 30% approval rating its all ogre we failed bigly…
No.1694799
how is it so high
No.1694800
>>1694798trumpnigger concern troll post dnr
No.1694802
i need money for russian prostitutes
No.1694803
>>1694795would rather have a big dick
even an ugly bastard is desirable if he has a big dick
No.1694804
nah id much rather be rich and or good looking than have a fat hog
No.1694805
gonna sleep with the fan on
No.1694807
would you give google access to all your data in exchange for an ai waifu
No.1694808
i dont want a computer girl friend i want a real one with chubby rolls and huge tits and a big ass
No.1694809
my data is worthless
No.1694810
>>1694808ok hows that going
No.1694811
ai waifu is useless without a hot fuckable robot body
No.1694812
>>1694801is the waitress a man
No.1694813
the robobod will be available for a subscription of 399.99 a month + insurance
No.1694815
>>1694810its goin ok for now
No.1694816
if i could get a soft fuckable robogirl with the intelligence and personality of a dog thatd be great
No.1694817
https://www.twitch.tv/lordknightlauncherbros…our guy lk is labbing
No.1694818
might drink another soda tonight
No.1694820
im having carbonated water straight from the sodastream
No.1694821
are we drinking tonight
No.1694822
damn my sisters neighbor who does onlyfans isnt on coomer.party
No.1694823
ive drunk
No.1694826
>>169481930 is nothing
try being a 50 year old wizard
No.1694827
*tries*
whoa
No.1694828
>>1694827respect your elder posters little punk bitch
No.1694829
never had sex i bet its overrated
No.1694830
>>1694819i could give that bitch some kids
No.1694833
>>1694800i installed the extension from reddit that removes all trumptard words so i dont see most of their fail troll attempts
No.1694834
is dnf duel going to die in a week?
No.1694835
>>1694834like 2 days more like
No.1694837
you guys ever stayed at an airbnb?
No.1694838
where are the meodalyn whales? it used to take 5 minutes hanging out in her chat to get gifted a free sub
No.1694839
yeah
the towels smelled bad
No.1694840
>>1694837in the middle of a global pandemic?
No.1694841
is it better to be able to bench half your body weight and do a bunch of pushups or bench twice your body weight and but you cant do any pushups
No.1694842
>>1694838someone was gifting subs at the start of the stream
No.1694843
>>1694834bro it's the #1 selling game on steam!
itll probably die in a month not a week
No.1694844
meowdalyn was at 800 subs at one point :/
No.1694845
>>1694834there were people that still play gbvs on steam despite the awful netcode and jewish dlc practices so i think dnf will have a good size install base for a fighting game on pc
No.1694847
if you can bench twice your body weight why wouldnt you be able to do any pushups
No.1694849
>>1694847different muscles maybe
No.1694851
it has the good netcode which is huge but maybe the dungeon fighter characters are too unknown to everyone outside of korea for it to get too popular
No.1694852
>>1694837yeah multiple times
not bad
>>1694845discord fighters arent worth it
No.1694853
>>1694849then why even compare them
No.1694855
>>1694853idk i read in a navy seals book that a lot of big guys who bench a lot cant make it through buds training because of all the pushups they require
No.1694856
Crossfire: Legion on Steam
6/10
oh no no no
No.1694857
Early Access Game
No.1694858
vanity 'exercises' like bench press isolate one muscle or only a few muscles
true workouts like pushups etc work a bunch of muscles all at once
No.1694860
This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube. Learn more
No.1694861
tales of arise 50% off worth it?
its that jarpig
No.1694864
>>1694861ive learned my lesson
tales of games not named symphonia are completely awful, the worst jarpig series
No.1694867
>>1694858pushups are vanity too pal. kegels are the only pure muscle to work
No.1694868
or should i get narkana blade point
No.1694869
>>1694868this was on gamepass and i played one round and it was kinda boring
No.1694872
itd be better if there was a topless mod that gave the boobs a little sag they look ridiculous just floating there
No.1694873
nigger monkey dumb ass fucking diaper baby hours i fucking log off
No.1694874
youve been really pissy lately bro whats going on big guy
No.1694879
free cheeseburger when you make in-app purchase with the sonic app!
No.1694880
sigh watame is a cutie
No.1694881
>>1694879all that vegetable oil bro come on
No.1694883
been hearing some buzz about the 10th amendment
No.1694884
whose our go to game reviewer now that tb died
No.1694885
dunk
No.1694886
>>1694882reddit sees that and thinks "that man needs a therapist" lol
he needs an abusive father
No.1694887
closest sonic is a half hour drive ._.
No.1694888
dunks a memer i cant tell if hes serious or not
No.1694889
>>1694882hate this fat disgusting faggot
someone should kill him
No.1694891
i could tolerate the arm wrestling stream since something was going on but just listening to them make awkward chit chat is too much for me
No.1694892
>>1694891+1 i turned it off after 30 seconds
giving women internet was a mistake except the east asian ones
No.1694894
i should not have eaten all that za…
No.1694895
they're so cringe they really dont like each other except for ina she seems like like everyone
No.1694896
(i blame m*ri)
No.1694897
holobaby spam
No.1694900
you dont really see soldiers bringing home afghan brides huh
No.1694901
"IM THE F*CKING PRESIDENT": Trump CHOKES Secret Service Agent, THROWS LUNCH At Aids | America First Ep. 1021
No.1694902
miss drumpf
No.1694903
https://www.twitch.tv/peachtotlook at the title of her stream……..
No.1694904
solo stream today?
no, collab with literal who indies
No.1694906
>>1694903imagine seeing her boobs
No.1694908
>>1694905this is the way to do it if girls want to slut out and show their bodies on twitch. wii sports doesnt feel wrong like inflatable hot tub streams
No.1694910
>>1694899'nam vets killed themselves all the time.
No.1694911
>>1694907you are a true brother my friend thank you. im sorry to say that i was meming though (the meme i use is that her and babyfooji arent the same person. i use the same meme with lilfakegamergirl and um the other one)
No.1694913
moris an alcoholic…
No.1694914
we sip
No.1694915
my tummy hurts but im being so brave about you guys dont even understand
No.1694917
>>1694910thats because that war didnt have our best and bravest. it had stupid poors, deferred jail sentences, and lots of nigs on drugs. if it wasnt for gooksex they wouldve had a 100% suicide rate
No.1694918
thanks for being brave about us
No.1694919
>>1694915i like you. you dont whinge about every tiny little thing like other people here
No.1694920
>>1694915you're being so brave im so proud of you
No.1694921
>>1694870nice thats a good one
No.1694922
we whinge its what we do
No.1694923
our best and gayest
No.1694924
>>1694903come on man you have got to stop watching porn for children
No.1694925
maybe ill game
No.1694926
tootsday? my dude!
No.1694927
is porn for children ped? can i watch it?
No.1694928
People Are Shocked To Discover Influencer That Looks Like Belle Delphine
No.1694929
i just want to know what happens at the end of omori is that too much to ask
No.1694932
>>1694927check out
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Just%20Chatting its made for children to jack their little dicks and sub with mommy's credit card
No.1694933
how long is that game?
No.1694936
>>1694933around 30 hours for the main story
No.1694937
why are all these sluts from florida
No.1694938
>>1694917>it had stupid poors, deferred jail sentences, and lots of nigs on drugs.you mean just like iraq and afghanistan did?
No.1694940
10 new games and 7 new menu items at dave and busters!
No.1694941
>>1694940yeah but all those games are dumb ticket redemption bs or coin pushers
No.1694942
>>1694939her ass is just unattractive man
No.1694943
>>1694939she needs to hit her dono goal so she can see a better plastic surgeon to fix her bbl
No.1694944
>>1694931this ok?
toot banner attention toot new banner
No.1694945
change her face to something thats not an ugly foid
No.1694946
>>1694944maybe photoshop it so it says peachtoot
No.1694948
6 whole megabytes to show a botched gook ass really man
No.1694949
>>1694938this is the weakness of a theory that has only been thought about for a few seconds before i posted it i suppose
No.1694950
fake butts are gay
No.1694951
women are fake anyways so who cares if their tits and/or ass are fake?
No.1694952
>>1694946>>1694945im not redoing it i didnt even get a 100X300 image to start with
No.1694953
im not used to fake asses yet and they freak me out
No.1694954
she doesnt have a fake ass its just fat taken from her stomach injected into her ass its not implants
but if the surgeon doesnt it wrong or the gook didnt do go aftercare it can look lumpy
No.1694956
>>1694955nobody even gets hurt
you're slipping
No.1694957
as a gamer i
No.1694958
pee in a bottle
No.1694961
>>1694960>fae/faercome on man…
No.1694962
>>1694960lil spike lookin like an off-brand tinny here
No.1694963
>>1694959that poor vw being used for such low brow stunts
No.1694964
nick still hasnt started his show
No.1694968
>>1694966id buy that at a low price
No.1694969
turn on azerothautopilot bro!
No.1694970
always hear stories about contractors fucking up, yet they always get paid and never go out of business. maybe 162 should get into the contracting business
No.1694971
>>1694959yeah im not seeing any pain or suffering
No.1694972
>>1694969>>1694967>>1694965bro you have got to stop playing children's games
No.1694973
wow isnt for kids its for big boy poopy pants adults
No.1694974
wow is like the most adult game there is outside of those german job simulators
No.1694976
>>1694974weird how i beat it when i was 12 then
No.1694977
>>1694975oh naw naw skeeyup i done stole gooses truck
No.1694978
>being 12 when wow came out
'lil diaper zoomer babn
No.1694979
>>1694978get dabbed on grandma
No.1694980
you havent beat wow unless you took down mythic jailer
No.1694981
the jailer isnt in tbc man
No.1694982
hm what to do for the next 90 minutes
No.1694983
edge
No.1694984
stop hiring contractors do your own work
No.1694985
in 60 years someone here is going to outlive marathon runners and all the health influencers despite spending 17 hours a day in front of a pc and eating potatoes, eggs, and zogslop for every meal
then people are gonna post about it on a future reddit site called like "zorb" or something
basically like when people talk about how their dad smoked a pack a day since age 13 and still fixes his car
"I know a guy who lived like a fucking animal since his teens and hes still alive to this day"
No.1694986
z.orb/z/nextfuckinglevel
No.1694987
bro zorbing is already a thing!
No.1694988
https://www.twitch.tv/artosisbros check it out artosis is maxed and hes ognna botch this tvt
No.1694989
im dying at 40 of a massive heart attack
No.1694990
why did tinny invite me to some random discord call with a bunch of people with kpop profile pics
No.1694991
same
No.1694992
so glad i dont use dick suck cord
No.1694993
>>1694990dont answer its fucking weird in there
they did the same thing to me
No.1694994
i do not associate with
No.1694995
the tin council awaits your wisdom
No.1694998
>>1694912what the fuck is going on with peacetime veterans
No.1694999
>>1694988why does artosis always look so angry
No.1695000
i thought he quit starcrap
No.1695001
>>1694999 ⢀⡤⠤⣄⠀⢀⡤⠚⢙⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠖⢒⡶⠴⢽⣭⣐⠿⠷⣼⡤⠒⣹⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⠚⠒⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣌⠻⠦⡀⡾⠧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡀⢸⡀⢐⢾⣿⢟⣩⣴⣶⣶⣼⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡄⣐⡉⠢⡤⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⣰⠮⢍⠍⣩⠷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠆⠉⠳⢤⣝⡿⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⠱⣌⢱⡞⢸⡿⠯⢉⣴⣶⣌⣻⣿⣿⣿⣥⣾⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣜⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣟⢣⠹⣅⡥⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⠚⢳⣋⠀⠀⢋⠙⢿⣿⣿⣧⡘⠿⠟⣰⣿⠟⠁⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢧⠃⠚⢀⣶⣍⡛⠿⢿⣷⣾⠟⠉⣕⠨⡳⣝⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⡕⠀⢀⢱⣄⠀⠀⠀⠙⠲⠿⠽⢷⣌⢿⡓⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣲⣧⠀⢋⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⠛⠥⠴⠋⠠⣜⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣒⣾⣂⠀⣼⢥⣝⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠻⠼⠂⠈⠉⠀AYAYA ONLINE
No.1695003
iktf
No.1695004
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No.1695005
toot
No.1695006
>>1695005 ⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▄▄▄▄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▄▀▀▓▓▓▀█⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀Are We ⢸⠀⠀⠀▄▀▓▓▄██████⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀▄█▄█▀░░▄░▄░█⠀⠀⡇Brewing Luigi? ⢸⠀▄▀░██▄░░▀░▀░▀▄⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀▀▄░░▀░▄█▄▄░░▄█⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀▀█▄▄░░▀▀▀█▀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇▀▀▀▀▀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷
No.1695009
>>1694988"You do not belong S rank, i'll man the gates. pls don't come back"
No.1695014
wonder if theyre gonna kill maxwell now shes going in a cell
No.1695015
>>1695011the chief of internal affairs gets her nieces drug dealer boyfriend to give the cops a false drug tip then collects on the $3million lawsuit
No.1695016
>>1694722i didnt click this until now because i knew the story of those kids. that guy gives some new info not in this "mena connection" alg i'm linking as a companion piece.
#aware
its one of those vhs videos they used to advertise on tv you would have to order from a 1-800 #, not a tv show so it isnt zogged
No.1695017
i cant sneed
No.1695018
playan metroid on the switchie
No.1695019
i need to just buy a big tv already and embrace the bedgaming
No.1695020
>>1695019steam deck era is about to begin…
No.1695021
*installs two games and fills up my steam deck hard drive that can never be upgraded*
No.1695022
>>1695016oh crap thats the wrong one thats more adjacent than a companion piece. i meant to link this one
#oops
No.1695023
bobob261: is stav a weird name in the states
No.1695024
well well well would you look at the time
No.1695025
*puts 'ster in the fridge*
3 more hours
No.1695027
stavros is a greek name dummy
No.1695028
only thing i know about greeks is they make that salad i like
No.1695029
>>1695022watched this when it was linked previously and it's pretty good
No.1695030
when the hell do i get the morph ball in metroid dread!
No.1695031
stav is also an israeli name
No.1695032
>>1695030morphling is a hero in dota not metroid
No.1695035
we should get into jigsaw puzzles
No.1695036
we used to puzz…
No.1695038
i could post some gfur puzz tomorrow..
No.1695039
wanted to get a pool table but theyre 2 thousand dollars
No.1695040
you could get a sheet of plywood and drill some holes in it
No.1695041
>you could get a sheet of plywood and drill some holes in it
you don't need gf you can just drill some holes in your pillow
No.1695042
pool tables have a granite slate under the felt
No.1695043
would a torsion box work
No.1695044
want a little
? i can get it for free
No.1695045
you cant use anything but a pool table or it would be shoddy and stupid. scanning the paper and craigs list etc and finding someone who is moving or giving away a pool table if you can haul it out and can borrow a truck is the only scheme i know of to get a pool table without paying
No.1695046
used to have a nice pool table with the gutter thingies but it was cut in half and thrown into the garbage
No.1695047
id rather sleep under a pool table instead of having a bed in my room if i could
No.1695048
are you good at pool
No.1695049
ok. i can do the breaks where the ball keeps going forward and hits a 2nd time, 2 & 3 rail shots, english but no masse. run a table after a break sometimes
No.1695050
im slacking off at work
No.1695051
first poop in 3 days
No.1695052
you guys are good at stuff
No.1695053
i poop three times in one day
No.1695054
ok gonna take a walk before it gets too hot, and then we sip 'ster
No.1695056
wattamelon:D
No.1695058
holy shit i went for a morning walk and went to peep the endangered piping plover babies at the end of the beach. i thought theyd be in smol flightless hopping mode… they were in just learned to fly and were practicing hunting on me, there was a pack of tiny little birds screeching and swarming making swoops at my head and i had to scramble away
No.1695059
lmao bobob got owned
No.1695060
>>1695058omg were they cute? there were some who started nesting here a few years ago but one died this year
No.1695061
>>1695058morning walk bro youre supposed to go to the beer shack!
No.1695063
>>1695062this guys giving off some sinister energy
No.1695064
Woke up at 1am, got drunk at 3am work now @ 6
No.1695065
making fish dicks, part 2 now.
hopefully they'll be better than last week
No.1695067
>>1694801still thinking about this webm
what a rude megane bitch
No.1695068
bing chilling
No.1695069
fish dicks with rice were amazing, thanks for cheering.
now its time for a 'ster
No.1695070
cant believe that guy went to the beach with the intent of killing little baby birds
luckily he got his comeuppance
No.1695073
splashed some of dads whiskey into my ragu
No.1695077
>>1695076i usually dont like it that much when she does that but that clip was good
No.1695078
the masculine urge to kill a holoshitter
No.1695079
*screams* haha yeah great clip!
No.1695080
wish i could get hype
No.1695081
mu gum is bleeding
No.1695082
>>1695081brush your teeth
No.1695084
just took a funny picture ill post it in about 9 hours
No.1695085
>>1695078burying them alive…
No.1695088
its time… to game…
No.1695089
stream it
No.1695093
>>1695092oh boy oh boy oh boy
No.1695094
remember how the euroslimes got butthurt about us americhads having wide roads and parking lots everywhere
No.1695095
no
No.1695096
i gotta hop on a plane in 40 mins drop me some algs to watch
No.1695097
>>1695096how longs the trip
No.1695098
>>1695097the flight is only a little over an hour
No.1695100
>>1695098oh then just watch the new redlettermedia obi wan review or the new tf00t debunk
No.1695101
>>1695099i need to download the stuff i couldnt buy the plane wifi access
No.1695102
you need to download twitch?
No.1695103
ding level 10
No.1695104
watch the conversation (1974)
No.1695105
Can't play videogames all day again since reemployed
No.1695106
>>1695105man wtf are you talking about
No.1695108
embarrassing
No.1695110
Same amount of work as an NT, but no perks. No gf, no friends, no home, no family, no nothing but work and much much less time to drink game 'bate
No.1695111
alexa NT
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>>1695111even alexa doesnt know what hes talking about
No.1695115
windows nt?
No.1695117
Neurotypical
No.1695118
>>1695114does this give seizures to the epileptics watching?
if so thats pretty cool
No.1695119
>>1695110what happened man
No.1695120
Gotta go dark in a minute
No.1695121
>>1695114"Stealth is optional for this mission."
No.1695123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8hiq_IVZjs&t=3761smale voice detected in holo off collab i repeat male voice detected this is not a drill
No.1695124
>>1695123h- he's part of the production team
No.1695125
yeah hes producing babies with them
No.1695126
i need it clipped and enhanced i cant hear it
No.1695128
cant believe hyuna really went from looking like a hot sex goddess to looking like a trash whore on heroin
No.1695132
*chuckles* understandable understandable
No.1695133
autumn knows
No.1695135
>>1695132First scene actress Tachibana Hinano plays Schoolgirl with her boyfriend chilling outside looks cute They just started but times called upon them. They got ambushed by terrifying creatures Now the group humiliates both of them and the loser's boyfriend ran away abandoned her girlfriend she has no hope for escape they carry her into the bath room public bathroom.
Now the creatures showing their true colors and the little girl got every punishment on earth, by humiliating her entire body from top to bottom hell this rape scene is intense how could it not be.
The way they spread her legs and start twinkling her pussy. She's trying her best to get away but three men terrifying
dudes are on the vengence and she call upon on it there's no way to escape this hell the actress did a wonderful job keeping
up with the acting and the action is good as well through the scene. Tachibana Hinano gets the credit 8/10
Second actress Hironaka Minami
Another cute girl got kidnap and throw away into the public toilet for total violation of her body she's also a schoolgirl they kissed the shit out of her and then like in the rape scene tear her shirt apart and the violence continues until the end of the scene actress is good in acting not as good as the first one but still, it was a fine rape toilet scene. overall 7/10 the sex is good in this one tho.
3rd actress Kudou Rara
the most cutest girl of all 4 is here to destroy her body with the world's haunted guys. they swing her like a toy they fucked her like in
every position possible truly terrifying for a schoolgirl they treat her the world shit cut her uniforms with scissors it was kinda mind blown scene. and the way she looked at the camera lol
No.1695136
dnf thoughts so far
i like it
No.1695137
>>16951364th my fav Shirakawa Yuzu
This actress in this movie shines through her resilience and overcoming the worst of worst odds upon her. From her first Beautiful hot impression to Serving hell torture. She remarkably nailed it with her everything she got. What an Actresses the acting is Out of the roof Unblivably Masterpiece she never once in the whole movie drop her a single beat even an inch of her skill. Truly an outstanding performance and also become my fav av actresses list. This beautiful young school girl's name is Shirakawa Yuzu and she
Eran everything all the credit she basically stole the show. And let me tell you about this scene I'm praising so much so here you go.
This scene is almost around one hour the first shot of her she's so damn pretty why did I didn't know her before now I have to check her videos out after this.
She's chilling in her room and enjoying cool time with her phone really peace moments but you know the hell is knocking on her door and the light's turn off she's looked back and then shocked immediately by a bunch of men's she understands this is going to be terrible and here we can see her first glimpse of her acting the way she's looked at camera truly terrifying and the way those bastard
invading her body it's hard to see such a cute girl in this situation. they can't let her get away she gives her best to escape but no way this place is going to be a hell of hell.
and now starts ripping and tearing they treat her like a fucking object of peace of shit invading each part of her body insulting the shit out of her. and she acts like it's all real and you know it's fucking work and I had an extremely hard time watching this scene from start to finish took months tbh anyway. the acting is flawless she just killed it she makes it seems so fucking legit you can actually think it's real happing what a performance. I can't stop talking about her performance lol she's just so great in this movie. the tears, impression on her face, red chicks, horriers the worst of the worst horrible punishment she's about to face. I have to give to the Yuzu screams she makes it so real and her stamina is omg. slapping to cut uniform to throwing water on her in the meanwhile
she's screaming for mercy she's isn't gonna get here not with this evils. you just can't see this scene without hurting yourself it's pain to watch thanks to her masterpiece performance.
devils abused the shit out of her. They tear and rip each part of her body until they are satisfied don't have any word's to describe how brutally they treat her through the scene all the sex was hardcore from the start and
they never stop the pace. In the end she bearly alive. overall 9/10
No.1695139
i can feel a goth phase coming
No.1695140
SVDVD-878
No.1695141
my fyp is full of goth girls lately
No.1695142
>>1695140i scrubbed through and it was kinda meh honestly
No.1695143
im not a fan of those
showed up in a search tho and the review was nice
No.1695144
>>1695142Actually, This actress in this movie shines through her resilience and overcoming the worst of worst odds upon her. From her first Beautiful hot impression to Serving hell torture. She remarkably nailed it with her everything she got. What an Actresses the acting is Out of the roof Unblivably Masterpiece she never once in the whole movie drop her a single beat even an inch of her skill. Truly an outstanding performance
No.1695145
i heccin luv cartoons
No.1695146
get in here zii is talking about what its like being a gay croatian
https://www.twitch.tv/sickzee No.1695147
the switch of zagreb
No.1695148
thanks kwintu very cool
No.1695149
zii's mid but i like him
No.1695150
cars are too expensive im getting an escooter
