No.1666195
hate your shit ass cartoons
No.1666196
love your shit ass cartoons
No.1666197
honestly me too
No.1666198
>>1666193ive always respected you babe
No.1666199
does everyone have a 3 day weekend
No.1666200
hold on let me check
No.1666201
no but i have monday and tuesday off
No.1666202
i think the powerpuff gay weeders are the best ones
No.1666203
please press x
No.1666204
just devoured a za
No.1666206
>yuroslimes win 1 game in losers bracket
>pop off like they won the tournament
No.1666207
im partial to the super milk weeders
No.1666208
reminder that some gweed posts are actually toonposts
No.1666209
they all suck its always the same 3 jokes
No.1666210
gweed posts are just a genre not an author
No.1666211
the indy 500 has a red flag restart with 4 laps to go!
No.1666213
indy 500 he says lol
No.1666214
>>1666212damn he was fast af
No.1666216
whyd he do it
No.1666219
he was escaping the simulation
No.1666220
>>1666212damn that thing is like a torpedo
No.1666222
>>1666212timestamp i dont have the patience to watch
No.1666223
>>1666222you absolute fucking monkey
No.1666225
wish i studied hard in school to become the guy who gets to play with whales in the aquarium for a living
No.1666227
its all about the grind
No.1666228
>>1666225they would've put you in the tank with tilikum
No.1666230
they gave tilikum mad orca pussy he had 21 offsprings
and he repaid us by murdering 3 people
No.1666231
>>1666230is that the seaworld one? he killed more than 1 person?
No.1666233
>>1666228>>1666230i could have saved him
No.1666236
imagine thinking youre having a little daring adventure skinny dipping at seaworld after hours and instead you have your cock and balls bitten off by a psycho orca and drowned
No.1666237
we should not capture those wild majestic water beasts
they belong in the ocean
No.1666238
t. tilikum
No.1666239
ocean is a big and dangerous place
No.1666240
so the orcas drag someone under water
and their response is for the trainers to throw a life ring in the pool and signal the orcas to stop? what the fuck?
No.1666242
https://www.wowhead.com/diablo-immortal/news/diablo-immortal-full-server-list-327173wait so they made around 50 servers for the na realms but you cant play with or trade with people on other servers?
oh no no no
No.1666243
shut up about diablo immortal retard
No.1666244
cant talk to beerboy that way
No.1666246
blizzard releases a new product? we consume
No.1666247
maybe 20 years ago
No.1666249
is our boy sephiblack doing it and sending the gook home?
No.1666250
i fell in love with the gook at the rock show
No.1666251
hell yea
No.1666252
she ate dogs and i told her that i didn't know
No.1666254
im not gay
No.1666255
i really like egg and cheese sandwiches
No.1666256
anakin is so fucking clutch
No.1666257
jack has good mids so zafina can't do too much bullshit
No.1666258
I don't feel alone when I stream. thank you for being together !commands
No.1666259
i got the munchies let me get a chicken gyro and some fries with cheese
No.1666260
heck yea
No.1666262
>>1666259with this inflation?
No.1666263
guess il cook 6 eggs instead of 3 so i wont have to cook tomorrow
No.1666264
6 eggs are for today man
No.1666265
>>1666261awful le manosphere bs dno
No.1666266
6 eggs is 5 (maybe even 6) eggs too many
No.1666269
tell that to 12 egg greg
No.1666270
is that his name? because it sounds extremely gay and retarded
No.1666271
put on tnt batman begins is about to start
No.1666272
extreme gay
No.1666273
>>1666270no it didnt catch on
No.1666275
god i hope i die in my sleep tonight
No.1666276
ate 2 pieces of bread
No.1666277
koreans are very niggerfied
No.1666281
>>1666279its true face it niggerfan
No.1666283
that piece didnt hit right it was a slow burn boring seethe
No.1666284
wypipo dont spice dey food
No.1666285
said nigger out loud and had a chuckle
No.1666286
im a pioneer
im an explorer
im a human
and im cumming
No.1666287
the shapeshifter class turned out to be way more fun to play than i thought
No.1666288
you guys are scared to say nigger in public
No.1666289
*shapeshifts*
No.1666290
>>1666259you know what it is
No.1666291
i dont like saying the n word online or in real life its something low class people say
hicks
No.1666292
dont know how zii can play old crappy video games 8 hours at a time
No.1666293
his brain is undeveloped and hes autistic
No.1666294
>>1666288i say it in public (and private) a lot but not on purpose and im usually alone. i just say the word sometimes or get a song stuck in my head and will sing
No.1666295
>>1666291youve been brainwashed
mindcucked
No.1666296
weird elroy tourists in the chat who are obsessed with the game zii is playing rn
No.1666297
theyre cool
No.1666298
oops i used the same fork i was using for the eggs to open this bottle of ketchup now theres egg inside the bottle
No.1666299
>>1666298you have to throw the whole bottle away now sigh
No.1666301
suck the eggy top ketchup out with a baster before it mixes in
No.1666302
video games are cringe and for children
No.1666304
english isnt kawaii at all
No.1666305
>>1666299im going to throw it away
No.1666306
except elden ring tf2 tft bloodborne dark souls super mario zelda wow wii sports yeah theyre cringe
No.1666307
if i dont throw it away each time i use it il be thinking about the month old egg residue that comes out each time
No.1666308
>>1666307wash your hands while youre at it too
No.1666310
you wouldnt eat month old eggs so why would you use ketchup with month old egg inside of it
No.1666311
ad·age
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noun
a proverb or short statement expressing a general truth.
"the old adage “out of sight out of mind.”"
No.1666313
>>1666312whats wrong with you man
No.1666314
game developers still havent figured this out
press pause during a cut scene -> cut scene pauses with a menu that asks if you want to skip -> no continues cut scene
No.1666316
there's nothing wrong with wanting a futa gf to demolish your sigmoid colon
No.1666317
>>1666314why would you press pause in the first place
No.1666319
some of them have an info bar or whatever its called that pops up if you hit a button that tells you what button to press to skip
No.1666320
toot why is fusion power so hard to figure out
No.1666321
i hate how in the minecraft launcher it always takes a few seconds to figure out that i own the game it scares me
No.1666322
didnt mgs4 have that start to pause cut scene and skip thing?
its a no brainer really but i guess most people in game development are retards or something
No.1666325
https://www.twitch.tv/robocosan_hololiveshes gonna have virtual sex with random dudes again
No.1666326
k keep us posted
No.1666327
not sure i can im getting sleepy desu
No.1666328
i wonder how the board room discussions that lead to ads with fat nigger bitches go
No.1666329
>>1666325the numbers… not like this…
No.1666330
>>1666329she's the only holo i'm subbed to on youtube because her last "sing till x number of subs" stream was so tragic
No.1666331
>>1666330how long did she sing for…
No.1666333
thats business baby
No.1666334
hemmed and ironed my trousers them a little 1" cuff
No.1666335
i could go get a bunch of booze but i already have 2 months worth
No.1666338
we should get yin yang tattoos
No.1666340
>>1666336we know that niggers are bad man
No.1666341
grow up
No.1666342
>>1666331it was like 8 hours. it was extra tragic because all she needed was around 10k, flare and watame were streaming over her and doing the same style of stream for ~20k and they both finished up within 2 hours
No.1666344
why dont people like roboco?
No.1666345
i can see jared leto in there
No.1666346
why do white girls age like milk
No.1666347
robocop is a pretty beloved movie man
No.1666348
how can i install a monitor arm if the back of my desk goes down around a foot and theres nothing to clamp it down to?
No.1666349
it was even worse than i remember. 6 hours for 3.6k subs
>>1666344she didn't cash in on the minecraft hype until too late so her numbers must pay the price
No.1666350
>>1666344im no holo expert but her model always seemed a bit lackluster to me
No.1666351
snap a pic of your desk
No.1666352
oh lord i was expecting her to be like 35 now but shes only 25
No.1666353
>>1666344shes boring man
plain and dull personality compared to people like luna and miko
chemistry with other members is lackluster at best
shes a dud plain and simple
No.1666354
>>1666349she thought she was better than minecraft? stupid…
No.1666357
guess we can watch this game 7 niggerhoop game in 2 hours to see who plays the dubs in the finals
No.1666358
grow up
No.1666359
why are you so obsessed with game 7
No.1666362
More than 10% of Chinese people consume sewer oil every day
No.1666363
should i get into consuming sewer oil
No.1666364
you dont have a choice
No.1666365
im going to put peanut butter and honey on cream crackers??
No.1666369
i wouldnt hate webp if toot allowed it on 162
No.1666370
idgi what does natty light have to do with rain
No.1666371
>>1666369maybe you should hate on toot instead of webp
No.1666373
oh they send you a $17 virtual that you can cash out through paypal or cashapp
No.1666375
its literally one line change
No.1666377
>>1666375hes getting to it after he finishes the side banner bro
No.1666379
>>1666377what about a banner you can drag around wherever you want?
No.1666381
hmm
No.1666382
i dont even know what sidebanner means
No.1666383
we need to retvrn to drinking four lokos and natty and going wandering around late night
No.1666384
actually we just sit in our rooms or in a chair in the backyard.
No.1666385
>>1666384in this heat? bro..
No.1666386
it's cooler at night and that's when we drink anyway.
No.1666387
memorial day means we get to do a little sunday sipping
No.1666388
im just s
im just sitting here
No.1666389
dont think my computer can open webp pictures
No.1666390
epic trollan
No.1666391
might go for an evening run at ye olde local park im sick of this computer stuff its draggin me down
websites
youtube videos
online video gaming
its all draggin me down man
No.1666393
>>1666391and potentially twist your ankle? or step in dog shit?
just stay home and game
No.1666395
vargs best post was the "actually black people are all muscular and athletic, which makes them subhuman"
No.1666396
>>1666393youre draggin me down man come on
No.1666397
just go run
it wont help but its a nice cope
No.1666398
*copes*
*seethes*
No.1666401
skyrims setting was honestly so dogshit i cant remember a single cool location in the entire game
No.1666402
>>1666397if you can still try you should try
i dont try anymore
No.1666403
what's all this talk about file formats about?
No.1666404
poor toot
so much responsibility as the internet god
No.1666407
>>1666378webpers deserve death
No.1666408
17hrs until iem dallas!
No.1666409
wait the cats on roboco's stream are just a gif, i thought it was a webcam….
No.1666411
the bottoms of my feet are so dark
No.1666412
>>1666403you cant post webp images here and its a one line change to fix that
No.1666413
>>1666412you also can't link youtube shorts without changing the url
No.1666414
bother toot one more time and im gonna fix your face with my fist
No.1666416
the us military actually decided to upgrade to a more futuristic looking gun
No.1666417
>>1666414hope she reads this bro
No.1666418
>>1666413ok but the webp issue is far more important
No.1666419
never realized body armor wasnt really a thing for soldiers until the freaking 2000s
No.1666421
ive never let my moustache and beard really grow
maybe ill become a moustache guy
No.1666422
some people can really pull off the big stache + stubble thats a cool look if you can do it
No.1666423
i shave it all off like twice a week
No.1666424
i got a stache and stubble
dont know if i look cool though
No.1666427
Dap and Fist, Polly Pons, 4on1, BWC, Anal Fisting, ATM, Balls Deep Anal, DAP, Gapes, ButtRose, Squirt, Facial GIO2129
Trans in Piss, Crystal Thayer, 2on1, Balls Deep Anal, DAP, Gapes, Pee Drink, Creampie, Cum in Mouth, Swallow BTG096
No.1666428
>>1666427whats wrong with you man
No.1666430
3 worst posters posted in succession what are the odds
No.1666432
>>1666430and all 3 were me :)
No.1666433
gay weed is paste as hell
lil fake gamer is paste as hell
that third one is always nasty as hell youre right
No.1666434
a lover, a gamer, a wife, a mother
No.1666435
lil fake gamer is so pretty
No.1666436
the goonercomm needs to learn self control
No.1666438
i can touch my pip with the ball of my foot
No.1666444
mines are pretty incredible
No.1666445
>>1666442would love to sock her in the face
No.1666446
theres 100k finns partying in the streets right now and we arent there
sigh life aint fair
No.1666449
>>1666448these girls look nasty as hell whats goin on man
No.1666450
>>1666448bro im a fucking mess and i think you're fucked up
No.1666452
>>1666448the one with the biggest pip
No.1666453
>>1666451i like that bald girl from the iddubz samhyde
No.1666454
my tinnitus definitely got worse
No.1666455
stop
wearing
headphones
No.1666456
i bet its just a squeaky pc fan
No.1666457
>>1666455link me speakers
No.1666461
remember the last fifa world cup and how croatia lost to france in the final it was awful
No.1666462
>bluetooth
>wireless
come on man
No.1666463
>>1666460doesnt bluetooth have a limited bitrate and isnt good for music audio?
No.1666466
yea let me just spend $270 on a pair of speakers
No.1666467
robocosan is the sickzii of hololive, without the rudeness
No.1666468
>>1666465man i don't know what the fuck all that means
No.1666469
bro i just need simple cheap usb speakers
No.1666471
im using the front speakers from my surround sound setup
No.1666472
ive had the same creative speakers since high school
No.1666473
cant wait to start drinking in 6 hours
No.1666475
i'd advise going for more than 30 watts
No.1666476
>>1666131what does that do
No.1666477
havent played elden ring drunk yet
No.1666478
oops just left the fridge door open for 30 minutes
No.1666479
is that streamer tournament over already
No.1666480
hold on let me check
No.1666484
>>1666477*loses 100k runes by falling off a cliff twice*
No.1666486
theres a turkish park near my apartment but ive never met a turkish person here
No.1666487
thought i was dying but then i burped and now im all good
No.1666488
how m,any clif bars is too many
No.1666489
fully convinced any chest pain you get before you turn 60 is just gas
No.1666491
same its always scary for a minute until you let a big burp out and suddenly everything is ok
No.1666492
been having weird subtle chest pains the past month or so
wonder if its because of the vaccine or because i havent done cardio in years
No.1666495
sneed
No.1666496
gonna watch some athf now
No.1666497
>>1666446bro weve got covid and havent gotten out of bed in four days
No.1666498
who is weve
No.1666499
ugh ferroseed only gets leech seed as an egg move? *spits*
No.1666500
ill never catch covid no matter how many variants they release
No.1666501
>>1666497we told you to stay home
No.1666502
thingken about that fish that rammed the aquarium glass at full speed killing itself instantly
No.1666503
i got covid and didnt even notice till i took a test
No.1666504
gotta figure out what im slopping
No.1666505
the cake is a lie
No.1666506
that didnt help man im hungry
No.1666507
 | Rolled 1 |
evens stay in odds go out
No.1666509
rollb ros…………
No.1666510
i would use speakers but then everyone would be able to hear my holo clips
No.1666511
imagine a lightning oilers stanley cup
No.1666512
thought about going to a bar for the first time but then i got scared
No.1666515
idk isnt that what people do
go to bars and talk to strangers
No.1666517
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
No.1666518
are the rags playing tonight?
No.1666519
>>1666517wish i could live like this..
No.1666520
>>1666517zii really is livin' the life
No.1666522
>>1666517you can try to make it sound as soy as you want but all of that beats the hell out of what we're doing right now
No.1666523
good afternoon, sunday afternoon
No.1666524
sunday… the lord's day…
No.1666525
>we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES
have you not heard of having a bunch of booze in your closet and games on the computer?
No.1666526
im hanging with my bros how could get any better than this
No.1666527
>>1666517wish i had a barcade close
No.1666530
wish i saved that carl vid for the last 2
No.1666531
wtf im in the slopthru and the lady taking my order sounded like she had downs
No.1666532
>>1666526uhh how about hanging with your bros and holding hands and resting your head on their shoulder while the next season of metalocalypse boots up??
No.1666536
>>1666532uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haha
No.1666537
>>1666531the downs accent is one of my favorite
No.1666539
>>1666538a thank you to healthy cat
No.1666542
162 should have a menu where you can see all the replies youve received
No.1666543
also upvotes
No.1666544
what are we in? im back from gaming and wheel painting
No.1666545
>>1666511thats what we want
we want an epic game 7 >rags meltdown
canes vs bolts game 7 ot stamkos goal
oilels vs avs game 7 ot mcdavid goal
bolts vs oilels game 7 anything can happen
No.1666546
and direct messages
like you can click a post and send a private message to whoever wrote that post
No.1666547
>>1666518tomorrow night
game 7
a big one
No.1666548
>>1666546hey man hows it goin
you good bro?
No.1666549
>>1666548my balls fuckin stink
No.1666550
uh heatbros? whats going on…
No.1666552
>>1666549bro you didnt send it as a direct message everyone knows your sack stinks now
No.1666553
my boredom very big
No.1666554
went to the turkish park near me to have a run but got creeped out there was a giant statue of some turkish dictator looking guy and a bunch of turkish flags and one thing had a bunch of political quotes it was weird as hell man
No.1666555
>>1666547wtf i thought it was tonight, now i have nothing to do
No.1666559
>>1666554should have brought the spray paint
No.1666561
love when sam does that psycho laugh
No.1666562
>>1666557uhhh… yea
not his best work thats for sure
No.1666564
i wanna see top gun 2 but i havent seen top gun 1
No.1666565
no one has ever dared to try and stop him
No.1666566
top gook
No.1666567
>>1666554why would a turk scare you
No.1666568
>>1666567it was just creepy man the statue looked like lenin and i wasnt feelin the vibe
No.1666569
No.1666573
hes acquired the crucial mm, sir
No.1666575
>>1666538i saw the fattest corgi today at the beach with its fat owners it was so cute
No.1666576
someone stream the aew pay per view
No.1666577
>>1666572hes got gay eyebrows
No.1666578
that instant replay they just showed jimmy butler took like 10 steps
No.1666579
went to the pinball bar for like 15 minutes earlier and left after playing one game that place was packed
No.1666581
>>1666579now you wait for the covid symptoms
No.1666582
>>1666579medievil madness & safecracker are my best tables
No.1666583
the pinball bar
No.1666584
>>1666582nice those tables rock
they have a twilight zone and an attack from mars that i like to play
today i gave the godzilla table a shot and its pretty fun but theres a lot to keep track of its almost like wizard of oz with how much shit is going on
No.1666587
pinball is gay as hell man whats even the prize for winning
No.1666588
>>1666585getting brapper vibes from this one
No.1666590
>>1666554what is a turkish park
No.1666591
pinball arcade is a fun game to pirate. pinball fx3 might be better now that they finally have "real" tables
No.1666592
>>1666574we need the gay comm members to give us a top 10 ranking of 80s gay kino
No.1666594
>>1666592i was disappointed because it didnt include the part when ice man bites in mavericks face
No.1666595
went to the turkish bath near me to have a slough but got creeped out there was a giant statue of some turkish dictator looking guy and a bunch of turkish fags and one thing had a bunch of sexual quotes it was weird as hell man
No.1666596
>>1666595thats attaturk the father of turkey
No.1666597
>>1666586i cant believe one of the world's richest countries managed to lose the source code
No.1666598
forcing my pgf to watch sports with me instead of going out to the bar
No.1666599
im SO BORED
No.1666600
>>1666599its memorial day weekend bro crack a beer!
No.1666601
*pours a jgin + soda water + lemon*
No.1666608
>>1666602gutara is chocosen btw
No.1666609
god i hate niggers and trannies so much
No.1666611
whats a desktop environment
No.1666613
a DE
dont use one myself just use a WM
No.1666614
some nerd gobbledigook
No.1666616
>>1666602probably smells good
No.1666619
you can see how his apm dropped massively in his old age
No.1666620
>>1666602like stinky fish, because that is what vaginas smell like
No.1666622
he stole that joke
No.1666623
jermas that moot lookalike right
No.1666624
they do kind of resemble each other fr fr
No.1666625
fr no cap fr
No.1666627
now thats a slampig
No.1666629
tomorrow night at this time
ill be mining
No.1666631
>>1666630damn shes gonna leave him aint she
No.1666634
his wife murdered him after realizing he was useless
No.1666636
>>1666635grow the fuck up dude
No.1666637
got a bunch of smirnoff ice bc im a pussy
No.1666638
nigger
No.1666639
>>1666637it's cool man. if you work hard at it you can be an alcoholic too
No.1666644
considering your filename
samefag
No.1666645
samefags in 2022 sigh
No.1666646
is posting two related images samefagging?
No.1666647
>>1666644you should be a detective man. you're wicked smaht
No.1666648
oh hi toona
No.1666649
big get coming up…
No.1666650
sigh im the only one that would ask a retarded question like that… the whole comm knows…
No.1666655
>>1666653based image my guy
just texted this to my whole group chat ;)
No.1666656
gonna play some monster hunter rise
No.1666657
oh shit joker is on tv
No.1666658
heatbros…
No.1666659
ive noticed when i take these little naps if i sleep on my right side il have some crazy dreams
No.1666662
i had a dream where somebody stole my bed out of my room
No.1666664
*jacks up a 3*
*misses*
No.1666665
is that so
No.1666667
bro
No.1666670
sigh smoking is so cool…
No.1666671
havent had a cig in 3 months
No.1666672
i haven't had a cig ever. don't you know how bad smoking tobacco is for you man? just dip and smoke weed, those are healthy
No.1666674
smoking is bad but anya taylor joy (the chess show, the vvitch) smoking is cool
No.1666675
whenever i see tar all over a joint crutch made out of a several times reused post-it i know it's all natural and beneficial to my body.
No.1666676
time to play some elden ring before i do that thing i do at night
No.1666677
jerk off?
No.1666680
>>1666679i wish things were going good for me…
No.1666681
>>1666680just 9 more days bro
a clean slate
No.1666685
cant believe i wasnt born as one of gods chosen people
No.1666686
may 30th
then itll be may 31st tomorrow
then itll be june! the 6th month of 2022
No.1666687
wtf this chain you walk on in mountaintops of the giants is just like the big chains in torghast in wow
No.1666691
the gooks come easy and the drugs come cheap
No.1666693
so many shitty youtbefucks i never heard of until i came here
No.1666694
oh shit i just looted rivers of blood from blood finger okina i think this is the bis 1h weapon
No.1666695
>>1666692get rid of the niggers and this is fine
No.1666696
nothin wrong with a fat slop burg
No.1666699
>>1666692we're disgusting but that pic on the bottom is such an easy target that gets overused; the main road right next to the highway exit in every shit town looks like that. it's all highway related
No.1666701
i think horribly balanced clipping audio is actually a deliberate aesthetic choice that bollywood filmmakers simply prefer
No.1666702
>>1666698dsp,wings,boogs,all the muscle dudes, there are plenty more i cant think of off the top of my head
No.1666703
pasted boogs
No.1666704
the others i can understand but dsp? are you 20 years old man?
No.1666705
what are yuropean towns like
No.1666706
i never saw pewds until south park, never watched a vid until here
No.1666707
i hear they all smell like piss the whole continent just straight stinks like urine
No.1666708
wtf ive got 40k runes lost in the fire giants cave and i cant get them out
No.1666709
>>1666699i dont think the bottom picture is breezewood
No.1666710
>>1666708oh shit youre on fire giant?
that guys sick as hell
No.1666712
>>1666710hes hitting me for like 60% of my hp bar per hit and i cant dodge his big shield bash
No.1666714
where i live has all these rules to not let it get shitty looking and maintain the historic vibe. the mcdonalds we have is one of the all white low key ones.
No.1666715
when i went to taco bell on saturday it was all white workers i couldnt believe my eyes
No.1666716
remind me to get my breadsticks in 12 minutes
No.1666719
>>1666717is this resident evil 5
No.1666721
ok that was really weird timing
No.1666722
>>1666716wtf bro its 12:30 at night you should have finished eating hours ago
No.1666725
That sucks guys but keep in mind a few things. First, height is at best 3rd ranked in things women look for, attractiveness in face and job/income is gonna come before height for 99 percent of women. And income is something you can actually change. Additionally, there are some percent of women that don’t care about height much, and care more about dick size, or sense of humor, social status etc. imagine being an ugly woman, where looks is all you have to give, you can’t change it and are stuck with shitty partners until you hit the wall and no one wants you but pajeets. What I’m saying is, it could be worse. I get it, I’m 5’11”, I do well with women but my brother is a giga chad who can get literally any chick he wants and he’s basically my twin except he’s 4 inches taller. So it does bum me out that I was so close to giga chad and have to see it every day. But dude I have known straight up short like 5’5” guys who slay, so while it does matter, it’s really not the end of the world. Again be thankful that as a guy you have all these levers you can pull, getting a good job, getting in shape, learning to talk to women better etc. women are more or less stuck with what they were born with, and looks are 10x more important for them. There are even some women that like short guys, not at lot but some. No one has a fetish for ugly dudes so be glad it’s not that.
No.1666727
my strongest trait is my rugged manliness
No.1666728
my strongest trait is my dont give a hoot attitude
No.1666732
he just had to try and stay on his feet. if he just flopped onto the ground after he landed
No.1666733
gonna play spyro
No.1666734
>>1666733hell yeah man which one?
No.1666735
>>1666734the one where you can rape the dragon
No.1666736
>>1666716its a little early but you might wanna check your sticks
No.1666738
>>16667341 and then 2 and then 3 on psx
No.1666740
i set a 12 minute timer on my apple watch i got u bro
No.1666741
are we hopping on?
No.1666742
>>1666736thanks man i just checked them when i went to pee theyve got some time still
No.1666743
those are gay. everything is gay
No.1666746
i bought it after i had a heart attack
No.1666749
>>1666746thats scary i hope you can get better
No.1666750
>>1666748hos crotch and legs look weird
No.1666752
>>1666738baste, avoid the gay remakes
No.1666753
>>1666746how did you have a heart attack
No.1666754
i like the sexy remake dragons but hate the physics
No.1666755
>>1666754i'm so sorry you had to go through that
No.1666756
the remakes were pretty good
No.1666757
i was thinking about getting the remakes if they were still on sale but dont feel like pirating them so i just dl'd the psx isos
No.1666759
when its cold id like to pad
No.1666760
>>1666757that's piracy and i hope you get knife raped by a buck nigger in prison, criminal
No.1666762
grow up
No.1666765
clean
clean
No.1666766
toon has 500 hours on tf2 wtf
No.1666767
damn man a whole 500 hours on a 15 year old game? that's some crazy shit!!
No.1666768
the stare…..
No.1666769
>>1666761if she did this to me i would punch her in the face and make everyone in the room feel awkward
No.1666770
tf2 didnt come out 15 years ago
No.1666773
do girls know how weak they are
No.1666774
no until they swing at someone before getting raped LOL
No.1666775
mom made me spaghetti squash spaghetti *chows down*
No.1666776
gross tell her to make real spaghetti next time
No.1666777
>>1666747connor used to be peak aesthetic before he lost it
No.1666778
spaghetti squash spaghetti is real good better than noodles
No.1666780
Wordle 345 3/6*
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
wtf i dont even know what this word is
No.1666781
if prime christina ricci liked me id like her back
No.1666782
>>1666779the biblical buffalo 66 escort movie night
No.1666783
i know nothing about women
No.1666784
alexa how do i mute everyone in tf2
No.1666785
alexa compare and contrast homo erectus versus homo sapiens and how they compare to niggers and humans today
No.1666788
post your favorite facefuck pmvs im feeling frisky
No.1666789
>>1666788stop
watching
porno
No.1666791
imagine if the actual gay weed comics got a cartoon thatd be crazy as hell
No.1666795
>>1666793this shit is like paint thinner for your brain
No.1666796
levi dot com is having a 30% off memorial sale lets grab some jean shorts for summer!
No.1666800
if they can't handle me diapered they're no friends of mine
No.1666801
>>1666799this leads to a picture of a homo erectus apelike nigger
No.1666802
we make our own clothes here
No.1666803
>>1666666lame get is lame
No.1666804
*slips on my huggies little movers jeans edition* time to hit the town
No.1666805
>>1666803an ugly tranny getting the double satanic get is fitting though.
No.1666806
what the fuck!!!!!!!! my internet went out 30 minutes ago right as i was beginning the ritual
No.1666807
wow that's rough dude
No.1666809
turt you up?
No.1666811
theyre making a disc golf course a 2 minute drive from my apartment!
No.1666812
its frolfing time
No.1666813
>>1666811bro go steal some construction equipment!
No.1666815
:(
No.1666817
some girls like disc golfing
like chubby girls from work
No.1666823
meowdalyn would love disc golfing, more commonly known as frolfing
No.1666824
dick golfing
No.1666825
what if meowdalyn hit your dick with a golf club
No.1666828
jgirls are crazy as hell
No.1666829
>>1666826yoooo samus really do be caked up doe
No.1666831
i could go to the gas station and get some cigarettes
No.1666832
but cigarettes are dumb get some snus
No.1666833
can you get snus at a gas station
No.1666834
always felt like it would be gay to ask but i think they sell it.
No.1666835
im infinifat
No.1666836
>>1666834so where would you buy it
No.1666837
phew gooned out for a while there but im back
No.1666838
a lot of gas stations sell xyn and the other no-tobacco snus pouches some of them sell tobacco pouches like general snus
just never buy the camel or marlboro snus, it's not real snus
No.1666839
alright time to try the dinosaur origani again
No.1666841
average american suburb 2035
No.1666844
i didnt shit today
No.1666847
poop is coming out of your fucking asshole
No.1666848
a god
No.1666849
everytime i watch that video my cheeks hurt from laffin too hard
No.1666850
would heem mom if she talked to me like that
No.1666852
>>1666851why do you have little figurines of kids man whats wrong with you
No.1666853
>kids
kid
No.1666854
>>1666852im just havin fun man
just for livin
No.1666855
>>1666292go play fortnite if you cant enjoy ps1 games, zoomer
No.1666856
black nigger
No.1666858
>>1666857wtf is that on the lemon
No.1666859
someone here is using windows xp and looking at pictures of meowdalyn
:/
No.1666863
man imagine that index finger inspecting your shit for corn
No.1666865
>>1666862what if you plant that in some dirt
No.1666866
the seeds grow a plant not the stem you big idiot
No.1666867
im gonna plant some mint so i can make my favorite drink mint julep :)
No.1666868
i tried growing some scallions and all they did was make the garage smell like onions and then they died
No.1666870
damn your thread is popping bro!
No.1666871
what if i tossed a bunch of bamboo seeds into my neighbors yard
No.1666872
not invasive enough.
No.1666873
there's some powerful writing in the critically acclaimed furry hitler
No.1666875
bitbros we're saved
No.1666876
you're black and a nigger
No.1666877
i was supposed to go to sleep 3 hours ago
now i have to wake up to cut the lawn i was supposed to cut yesterday in 5 hours
No.1666879
who what
No.1666880
who asked
No.1666881
>>1666877come on bro were drinking booze
No.1666882
gotta say im not a fan of nightcrew
No.1666884
>>1666882we do a little sipping
No.1666886
23 GB what the fuck man… i don't remember it being that big
No.1666889
>>1666875i like it how it only pumped after the weekly closed so that we got a new record of red weekly candles in a row
No.1666891
im out of food
No.1666895
maybe ill get into the whole pretending to be a girl online hustle
No.1666896
weve been pretending to be boys here
No.1666897
im an old man with grey hair
No.1666898
dropped some avocado on my bed again
No.1666899
idiot
No.1666900
>>1666894bros
i don't feel so good.
No.1666902
i drank a lot tonight
and im gonna wake up tomorrow and feel bad
but you know what? im gonna drink more tomorrow
No.1666903
habeeb it
No.1666904
maybe ill he a hollywood star when i grow up
No.1666905
>>1666791the guy who created megg mogg and owl has been offered a cartoon multiple times but he turned them down because tv execs are horrible unfunny vampire people he writes about it in the commentary to crisis zone
really admire him for this
No.1666908
there are 6 million unsolved disappearances at natural parks every year
No.1666909
*spins*
No.1666911
*sips covfefe*
ahh
nothing good on youtube guess ill read
No.1666913
i like how that guy calls blacks heart of darkness niggers, been a little bit since i read that one
No.1666914
heart of darknesses
No.1666915
wish i had a nice slice of chocolate cake
where do you even buy just a nice slice of cake man i wish i lived near a quaint bakery or something
No.1666916
almost any grocery store has a bakery but most of it's just donuts and bagels
No.1666917
wild than it wasnt 100 years ago when living in an all white city wasnt just possible it was the norm
No.1666919
mom bought this banana and date flavored yogurt its disgusting
No.1666921
>>1666917my hometown is still all white
No.1666922
agawam
No.1666923
>>1666806my internet went out around the same time but i wound up going to sleepsies
No.1666924
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
― T.S. Eliot
No.1666925
does the ts stand for transsexual
No.1666929
downloading the new stranger things season
No.1666930
why
No.1666931
i wanna see it
No.1666932
?__?
No.1666935
>>1666851im really fucking good at origami like high intermediate/expert, i went to new york for conventions, etc.
you need to make your folds crisper and more accurate (that fold on the right isnt centered and folded down to the corner.
burnish (rubbing flat with force) your folds with the backside of your thumb using your thumb nail.
No.1666936
oragamichad-san……..
No.1666937
origami conventions huh
No.1666938
this was pre-dep
No.1666939
tadashi get me the box
No.1666940
i heard an owl this morning so i guess the local squirrels are in big trouble
No.1666941
>>1666935also look into modular origami (more than 1 piece of paper). you make a bunch of the same pieces and fit them together so its more repetitive and less skill. you can make crazy spiked d20 everlasting gobstopper looking things
No.1666942
do girls like be given folded pieces of construction paper
No.1666943
yes
No.1666944
except origami paper i mean
No.1666945
whats the dif between origami paper and construction or printer paper
No.1666946
origami paper has 2 sides and is smoother than printer paper. unless its some fancy washi rice paper crap
No.1666947
and more importantly is square
No.1666949
does regular paper have 1 side
No.1666951
>>1666949origami paper is usually colored on one side and white on the other. the color difference makes it easier. instructions will often shade in the colored side
No.1666953
i have paper for making origami strawberries that is green on one side and red with black dots on the other
No.1666954
i cant tell if im getting frame drops in a game and its driving me crazy
the fps counter is staying at 60 but the game starts to look slightly choppy at parts
No.1666956
>>1666954turn on your gaming monitors fps count and it'll tell you how many frames it's being sent
No.1666958
oh its because i had vsync on so my gsync monitor was freaking out
No.1666961
i wish we were anime schoolgirls in a band together bwos no homo
No.1666962
wish we were anime boys in the cycling club
No.1666964
welp time to go mow the lawn…
No.1666965
>>1666964you're literally better than me
No.1666966
*plays with my miniature jerry cans*
No.1666969
*swallows your jerry cans whole*
No.1666970
a lot of times when people think they are hearing an owl hoot its actually a turtledove cooing
No.1666971
why do the pictures i take with my phone hexpost and flip them upside down magically? that doesnt happen to anyone else. im not taking the pics upside down or anything its def
No.1666972
>>1666970do turtledoves coo at night nigga?
No.1666973
>>1666971it shows the right orientation when you expand it but usually thats from stripping the exif
No.1666974
you'll never catch me slippin with my exif
No.1666975
my nipples are rock hard rn
No.1666977
cant tell if thats a turtle doveldown
No.1666978
you seeing this turt
No.1666979
are you laying eyes on this turtletron
No.1666980
wtf i keep getting stuff in my eyes
No.1666981
hima is back
No.1666982
>>1666970yeah my sister thought that
No.1666983
>>1666980whingebro
cantstopwontstop
No.1666984
>>1666982have you ever seen her boobs?
No.1666985
>>1666981good hope those freaks stay there
No.1666986
stepped on dog shit again
No.1666987
bros with sisters should refer to them as "my sister(shb)" for seen her boobs or "my sister(hsb)" for havent seen boobs
No.1666988
oh my god is that a boner?
No.1666989
hmmm let me think about that
nah
No.1666990
does it count if you saw them a long time ago and shes gained/lost a lot of weight since then
No.1666991
i just keep getting weaker
No.1666992
>>1666991we are in decline
No.1666993
gpas microwaving water to make tea…..
No.1666994
im in recline
No.1666995
>>1666990were they boobs at the time?
No.1666996
Most Americans Believe Joe Biden is not "Mentally Fit" to Hold Office
No.1666998
>>1666997the first one is way too far down her finger
No.1667000
she bit the top off and is wearing it like a ring (obviously)
No.1667001
touhou is reclining
No.1667002
i had a nice dream
No.1667003
>>1666995dont answer my question with a question you bitch
No.1667004
first of all shes not a b*tch
No.1667005
>>1666993i remember one of the many dumb teens copying jackass gone wrong stories i saw in the news back in the day was these kids who microwaved water and poured it on their sleeping friend and maimed him
they didnt know the weird deal where microwaved water can be boiling hot without the bubbles
No.1667006
he shouldnt have fallen asleep first at the sleep over
No.1667007
>>1667003dont tell me what to do
No.1667010
good morning bros~
No.1667011
nyahello~
No.1667012
>>1667008any vids of this actually being performed
seems like a fun watch
No.1667013
mind boggling that nobody really knew how to fight another human until the mid 1990s as exposed to the world by royce gracie
No.1667014
hello everynyan
No.1667015
didnt the gracies all get heemed by one gook
No.1667016
happy memorial day bros
nyahello
No.1667017
what was that one old street fighting style where people got maimed and lost their eyes and stuff
No.1667018
gouging?
No.1667019
yeah thats it
No.1667020
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gouging_(fighting_style)gouging is the ultimate fighting style its so good that its banned
No.1667022
>>1667021he dumped muriatic acid directly on his brain
No.1667024
>>1667021for
>>1667008>>1667015sakuraba is known as the gracie killer/hunter. fight from pic is my fave mma fight
No.1667025
>>1667021wow great detective work
No.1667027
why does god release so many plagues on the homos
No.1667028
guess ill just go to the gym on a beautiful memorial day monday like a loser
No.1667029
youre a winner babe
No.1667030
>>1667027he cleverly set it up so they do it to themselves. they have unprotected sex with many many orders of magnitude more partners. anal sex doesnt lubricate itself and has a greater chance of transmitting std's because it causes tearing and microbleeding type injuries where fluids can be exchanged into open wounds compared to self lubricating vaginal sex.
they catch countless diseases that give them a weak and nonexistant immune systems that let them contract the monkeypox a normal persons body would kill. its a big circle of AIDS.
No.1667032
its the tradeoff for not having to deal with foidery
No.1667033
oh my god why did i drink so much last night
No.1667034
another sliding puzzle…
No.1667036
stranger things season 4 will has a poster about alan turing theyre gonna make that kid gay i bet
No.1667037
are those 'kids' still living in the 80s
No.1667038
hold on let me check
No.1667039
the first episode is in 1986
No.1667041
oh my god theres lesbians!!
No.1667044
i'd like to stick it in her cloaca
No.1667045
>>1667040PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No.1667046
does someone have the nip girl pooping off the side of the bench they can easily post? i have to find mine and it might take a while
No.1667047
fischer had the mind of an ubergenius and he used it to play board games wth
No.1667048
get your head inspected by a doctor
No.1667049
die scatposters
No.1667050
ugh these school scenes always make me cringe
No.1667057
devil water
No.1667059
>>1667053why cant these niggers do literally anything for themselves
No.1667060
>>1667059theyre still recovering from racist colonialism
No.1667066
shit is literally coming out your asshole
No.1667067
lol
No.1667068
i saw a poo in the middle of the mall before
No.1667069
>>1667005>>1667008why are whitoids like this?
No.1667070
normalize being a jokester and pulling some pranks on the bros
No.1667072
>>1667069niggers be like that too sometimes
No.1667073
ugh went out and got some beer
No.1667074
toot theyre literally posting scat
No.1667076
>>1667073hell yea brother
No.1667078
based copropheliabros
No.1667079
im never drinking again i feel awful
No.1667080
just for livin'
No.1667081
>>1667077its memorial day
No.1667082
whats the coolest minecraft castle
No.1667084
bored? who could be bored on october 23, 1998?
No.1667086
>>1667081whats this one about
freeing niggers or something
No.1667087
our soldiers are rolling over in their graves rn cause of that last post
No.1667088
>>1667086memorial day and veterans day are for the troops
No.1667089
>>1667086juneteenth wasnt a thing until drumpf didnt know about it
No.1667090
thats just another outstanding powerpuff girl gay weed comic
No.1667091
fighting for the jews then, got it
No.1667092
lets all celebrate the brave zogbot heroes
No.1667093
>>1667086zogbot soldiers dying like good tinmen
No.1667094
you betrayed the white race gramps
No.1667097
bro its telepathy
No.1667104
damn what a first episode
No.1667105
>>1667104what are you on about?
No.1667106
>>1667105stranger things 4
No.1667109
i quit after season 2
No.1667110
which pony am i supposed to say is my favorite if i wanna blend in with the bronies
No.1667111
>>1667108just dont attack us please
No.1667112
its junk food tv but its fun to watch
No.1667113
>>1667110raibowdash or applejack
No.1667114
>>1667110twilight sparkle
No.1667120
>>1667116do you mean 501st panzer division? who said that? im building my tank doll as tiger 123 from the 501st
No.1667122
just take a pony personality quiz and use that
No.1667123
everypony shut the fuck up im trying to concentrate
No.1667124
which pony is blue that one gives me the fattest boners
No.1667125
>>1667121just dont say pinkie pie because theyll know youre a fed
No.1667126
are we talking the og pony show or the newer one? important distinction
No.1667127
cheese forgive me
No.1667128
raritybros assemble
No.1667129
i like applejack because of the cowboy hat. im not a brony or anything
No.1667130
where is gweed rn he should be dropping pones on the thread
No.1667131
i like applejack because she takes dick like a champ. im not a brony or anything
No.1667132
we totally forgot about fluttershy
No.1667134
sickzii wants to be raped
No.1667135
every peek into chris chans mind leaves me chilled
No.1667136
naw man pretty sure you just want to be raped doesn't really matter by who
No.1667137
took me hours to mow cuz its so hot and im going so slow
i dont think i can go back out there and weedeat/blow
No.1667140
widdle baby had to do a wittle sweating? aww oh no…
No.1667142
>>1667140fuck you you fucking nigger bitch
No.1667143
grow up
No.1667144
i was thinkin bout havin a run but its like 90 degrees id die
No.1667146
imagine fucking one of these pony girls in their ass holes
No.1667148
75 degrees outside is too hot for me to move outside or exist
No.1667149
im good up to 85
prefer 65
over 85 i die ( x_x)
No.1667150
bobob hands typed that post
No.1667151
its 85 right now
No.1667152
*paws*
No.1667153
she would use celsius degrees
No.1667157
>>1667151actually its 91 and climbing
No.1667159
gonna give my pip a lil rest
he's been through too much lately
No.1667160
die renz
No.1667161
>>1667160renz and the comm had a big breakthrough today. stop being negative
No.1667162
>>1667158i really wanna force my dick down her throat slamming her flat face with my pelvis
No.1667163
>>1667161can you stop being retarded for just a second
No.1667164
girls only do that with hot guys
No.1667165
>>1667161stop being a pussy gleep
No.1667166
>>1667164sometimes bootleg primes the pump
No.1667169
>>1667162scv boys vs Kichike goes WET, 10on1, BWC, Face Fuck, Gang Bang, DP, DAP, TAP, Squirt, Gapes, Butt Rose, Basined
No.1667170
die
No.1667172
>>1667169im gonna kick you in the face
No.1667173
>>1667167this isnt very huge
No.1667174
>>1667168whats a good site for amerilards to buy dolls? i need a noodle topper
No.1667175
>>1667172you're not invited to the gook out
No.1667176
ill top your noodles boy
No.1667179
hate renz
No.1667180
wish he would just leave us alone
No.1667182
hate renz
No.1667183
getting blasted drunk really boosts the next days heart rate wonder why
No.1667184
>>1667181no idea who this girl is but i hope it's moodyz
No.1667185
he will leave us alone and not try to destroy the website if you idiots stop replying to him
No.1667186
she looks like a nice girl i dont want to see her in ecchi (lewd) clothes
No.1667187
there is so much to orc too and not enough time or loads to do it
No.1667188
you can choose any person you want on the street and just start following them
its a fun activity
No.1667190
disgusting & used up
No.1667191
>>1667187i collect my jav in hopes that scientists invent a way to infinitely jack off
No.1667192
>>1667184some former idol group slut
No.1667194
oh right i had a dream about anri okita wearing a short blonde wig in some public bath or something
got me really horned up but then i didnt jack after i woke up
No.1667195
h-hay
errwa
i a yi lon ma
No.1667197
>>1667194>short blonde wig pretty sure she's done this before if you're willing to search the javlib
but if you're a true anri bro you should have her filmography already downloaded
No.1667200
>>1667197i have her with a long blonde wig but not with a bob cut blonde wig i dont think shes done that
No.1667202
blonde short hair aika is nice
No.1667205
its not nice its the best
fapped countless times to 2018 era aika
No.1667206
code?
No.1667207
god will you guys stop
watching
porno
your brains are just dust at this point
No.1667208
>>1667205i like the one where shes your sister in law
No.1667209
i will NEVER stop watching porno
No.1667210
i dont watch porn i make it
No.1667211
>>1667207its not porno its jav they hide the nasty parts
No.1667216
male:
dog
sole male
female:
bestiality
big breasts
birth
cheating
impregnation
muscle
nakadashi
sole female
sweating
voyeurism
x-ray
No.1667217
i hate to see your dumb baby posts
No.1667218
>female:
No.1667220
backed up some files to a safe place :)
No.1667222
i keep my jav on the blockchain so that it is decentralized and secure
No.1667223
>>1667215luckily fauna knows zero nip so the damage should be mitigated
No.1667225
>>1667215as long as you know who isnt there it cant be that bad
No.1667237
>>16672124:34
at the very end
No.1667251
>>1667200https://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlilam24https://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlill3smhttps://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javliitz4ei've got her in blonde wigs in these. i'm 99% sure she's had a blonde bob cut wig before but i could be getting my titty monsters mixed up
No.1667257
not surprised renz is a ff14 weirdo
were all wowchads here man, fuck off
