No.1660462
sneed it
No.1660463
>electric lawn mowers
bruh the fuck
No.1660464
whats up lawn kids
No.1660465
you only lose if you cash out
No.1660466
i have an electric lawnmower too
No.1660467
dad has an electric mower it takes two charges to do the whole yard though
No.1660469
>>1660465baste beanie baby hodler
No.1660472
i dont want to die i just want to lay down and disappear for atleast a month
No.1660473
gabebros…
No.1660474
lets go on a fun relaxing vacation
No.1660475
>>1660470i dont know any of those movies so i dont really care
No.1660478
>>1660449post pics of your lawn
No.1660479
remember having to pump that primer button a million times on the old gas lawn mower
No.1660480
foot high grass? its time to bust out the scythe not the mower
No.1660482
>>1660480bro we gotta kill the godskin apostle and get his scythe!
No.1660483
is scythe the safety razor of grass cutting
No.1660484
its the straight razor of lawn care
No.1660485
my neighbor had her leg stuck in the lawnmower a number of years ago
No.1660486
yes
No.1660487
>>1660479you were flooding the engine
>>1660480thats the type of thing you borrow someone elses mower for so you dont fuck yours up. pop wheelies and lower the mower down slowly with a *WHUKDUBCRGGG*
No.1660488
>>1660485foid got owned lol
No.1660489
remember that time we ran over a snake with the mower
No.1660490
what the hell no
No.1660491
>>1660483similar but not as prevalent. if it werent for algs we wouldnt know people still used scythes
No.1660492
sometimes i would find a cute lil garden snake while yard working and put them in a bush but i dont see them anymore
No.1660494
i see a snake i throw rocks at it simple as
No.1660496
cant believe we all have lawns and wives and watch sports and drink all day now
No.1660497
garden snakes dont hurt anyone they cant even really bite you
No.1660499
Russia bans 963 Americans from entering the country including President Biden, Vice President Harris, actor Morgan Freeman and more
No.1660500
do you guys mean garter snakes?
No.1660501
it wasnt intentional the dumbass snake slithered under it as i was mowing
No.1660502
dumb fucker got what it deserved
No.1660503
>>1660499they have low social credit scores in russia
No.1660504
oh no no gabe got owned
No.1660506
cute boy clem is too good
No.1660507
oh weird they are actually called smooth green snakes but everyone around here called them garden snakes for some reason
No.1660509
ah yes his bitcoin node
No.1660510
ive never seen a wild snake
No.1660512
reptiles are so kawaii (cute)
No.1660513
made a fool of myself again
No.1660514
>>1660513its not about falling its about picking yourself up again or something
No.1660515
actually its physically impossible to pick yourself up
No.1660517
midwest
No.1660518
>>1660517non michigan or chicago?
are you someone else
No.1660519
just post your shoe size and eye color too while youre at it
No.1660520
8.5 4e green
No.1660521
i want a map with pins where we all are for reference i dont want to dox anyone
No.1660522
not this again gleepy
No.1660523
strained my back trying to fix the mailbox
No.1660524
*pins you*
No.1660525
old fogeys
No.1660526
die pinner
No.1660527
bruxas are so scary
No.1660528
>>1660463they're really quiet
No.1660529
>>1660478i dont wanna dox myself
No.1660530
we could be friends and get to know each other if it wasnt for a certain sinister snake-in-the-grass
No.1660531
you mean toon right
No.1660532
kyle would come and murder us fr
No.1660534
im. not. baby!
No.1660536
why are they drumming up this monkey pox nonsense
no ones going to fall for it
No.1660537
take the monkey vaxx bigot
No.1660538
council is gura's supporting characters. watching council collab with gura is great but when you watch them alone it feels like a shitty spin-off series that you cant help but turn off
No.1660539
you guys said everyone was going to need boosters every 3rd month but now nobody has gotten more than 1 yet and i look like a fool for not taking a vaxx now
No.1660540
actually i had three
No.1660541
>>1660539cause they figured out boosters dont even work and destroy your immune system
monkey pox isnt even real people are having shingles from mrna
No.1660542
Pfizer and BioNTech enter deal to develop first mRNA vaccine for shingles
No.1660543
monkey pox just sounds cooler than covid the monkey pox arc is going to be epic
No.1660544
ok no more vax talk starting
now
No.1660545
*takes a vax*
aaah much better
No.1660546
how can i test if my meat thermometer is accurate
No.1660547
>>1660477players congregate to one server because theres no reason to be on separate servers the way the game functions
blizzard is incompetent and their “solution” to server issues is to beg players to leave the populated server to go to some dead as fuck realm with zero pop
No.1660548
you can shove it up your ass
No.1660549
>>1660546stick it up your ass it should read 37C
or stick it in boiling water it should read 100C
No.1660550
stick it up your butt it should read 99
No.1660552
its a beautiful delightful day
No.1660553
>>1660547why cant they do it like runescape where you can log on to any server you like?
No.1660554
runescape is simply the better game
No.1660556
reminds me of that poster that thought it was "take it for granite" instead of "take it for granted" because granite is hard
No.1660558
shes just like me fr
No.1660560
>>1660557she used to be my mathsgf
No.1660561
>>1660555listen, kid i have no time for you right now
no time
No.1660562
>>1660561toon time is for everywun :3
No.1660563
>>1660557a black woman contributed more to science than you ever will
deal with it
No.1660564
toon hates garter snakes
trouser snakes on the other hand…
No.1660565
*enjoys toon time despite the many catastrophes in the world*
No.1660566
lmaoooooooooo ok dude
No.1660567
spittin mad fact(ory)s
No.1660568
put the pork loin in the oven at 4:53 gonna try 18 minutes per pound at 400 degrees. that means il go pull the 5.8lb roast out of the oven at 6:38
No.1660569
godspeed pork enjoyer
No.1660570
reminder to rest your meat
No.1660571
>>1660568youll fuck it up and then be all mad at us again
No.1660572
>>1660568youre such a pussy dude
No.1660573
does anyone have a rich piana webm of him saying you gotta eat big to get big
No.1660574
sigh hit a big branch with the mower and dented the blade
still cutting good but damn i should have cleaned up in the spring
No.1660575
how do you guys find out about these /fit/ meme guys?
No.1660576
>>1660574time for the scythe
No.1660577
we are getting huge man
No.1660578
>>1660574you know how to sharpen a mower blade where you make sure it's balanced?
No.1660580
just sharpen the mower blade and cut your arm off when it randomly turns on
No.1660581
anyone else really like when hispanic mommy types call you "mi amor"
No.1660582
obviously you remove the blade first
No.1660583
>>1660553the og devs didnt do it because they were eq addicts and this is how eq did servers
the nudevs don’t do it because theyre completely incompetent and cant fix anything
No.1660584
>>1660579maybe alg it to find the best way.
remove the blade.
i used a angle grinder to sharpen the blade and slowly spun it on a stick to feel and check the balance until it was correct. if you sharpen it on the mower it wont be balanced and will put a lot of stress on the mower with the centrifugal force or whatever
No.1660586
my therapist would like that
No.1660587
maybe i need to get into therapy again
No.1660588
why cant i just nap all day with kenobi baby yoda mush feat hamburgers in between
No.1660589
i need my meds but i stopped taking them and they ran out and i never got more
No.1660590
>i need my meds
actually you dont
No.1660591
what kinda meds are they like depression meds or crazy meds?
No.1660593
i need that nizoral 2% shampoo
No.1660597
You know how Americans and Europeans are all about splitting the bill with friends and family? In more muslim leaning countries you have to fight for the bill. You know a family dinner escalated and a huge fight broke out. Won't happn in la
No.1660598
Investigators say Dwayne Haskins had "drank heavily" and ingested ketamine in the hours leading up to his passing, and had a blood alcohol level of .24 at the time of the April 9 accident.
No.1660599
im all about paying for what i ordered
No.1660600
whats ketamine
No.1660601
i want to die
No.1660604
>>1660600isnt that what gleep took for his depression
No.1660605
>>1660603Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!
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No.1660606
>>1660605just make an account its free
No.1660607
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No.1660608
>>1660601you ever get distracted from that feel? its what i live for
No.1660611
why yes i have an account in thotsbay dot com it was free afterall
No.1660612
stupid whore is rubbing pokemon cards on her tits
No.1660613
>>1660611i made one and im glad i did. sometimes you have to make accounts
No.1660614
why no of course i dont have an account for thotsbay dot com, as its a rule of mine to never make accounts
No.1660616
oh my god is that a boner?
No.1660617
ive got 5 pages of watched threads on thotsbay…
No.1660619
>>1660617just hit us with the hottest image or video you ever seen there and if it does it for me i might make an account
No.1660620
stop
watching
porn
No.1660621
it's art varg
No.1660622
>>1660619bro i couldnt care less
No.1660624
>>1660622come on man dont let your sacrifice be in vain
No.1660625
let me see lil fake gamers stinky feet and ass without making an account!
No.1660626
Man blocks McDonald's drive-thru for two hours by refusing to wait in bay for McMuffin
No.1660627
im gonna take it sip
by sip
by sip
by sip
No.1660629
who?
No.1660630
it cant be just now if it isnt breaking
No.1660631
>>1660629vadim shishimarin
No.1660634
>>1660633gooood morning god dammit
No.1660635
https://twitter.com/O_Ostapchuk/status/1528761020130394117you can just make up shit like this and everyone will believe you
No.1660637
>>1660635its worth it for the retweets
No.1660638
the biblical 1k retweet dopamine coma
No.1660639
>>1660633time to get a job man
No.1660640
Veronica Leal VS Anna de Ville #2wet, 6on2, ATOGM, DAP, Rough, Big Gapes, Pee Drink, Squirt Drink, Cum in Mouth, Swallow GIO2136
No.1660641
>>1660640whats wrong with your brain man
No.1660642
one hour until the puck drops!
No.1660643
>>1660640did you already post this? if not that means those girls filmed scenes back to back, possibly in the same day
No.1660645
>>1660642dem bolts sweep…
No.1660646
>>1660643i posted part 1 yesterday. this is part 2 and yes lp scenes are shot back to back
No.1660647
>>1660646come on man whats wrong with you
No.1660649
those poor girls…
No.1660650
hhhhAHA
No.1660652
Money line: Panthers +102 (bet $100 to win $102) | Lightning -125 (bet $125 to win $100)
Against the spread (ATS): Panthers +1.5 (-250) | Lightning -1.5 (+180)
Over/Under (O/U): 6.5 (O: -105 | U: -120)
No.1660655
been a rough few months for the ape bros i hope theyre ok
No.1660656
>>1660655it's been more than a few months, george died in 2020
No.1660657
objects arent really colored color only exists in the mind
No.1660658
a little garlic and chili powder in the black beans oh yeah thats the stuff
No.1660659
throw some lemon juice in
No.1660660
im not THAT adventurous
No.1660661
i could teach your mouth some wonderful things…
No.1660663
you niggas human?
No.1660664
no
No.1660666
its 6:37 time to check on the pork
No.1660667
i want an amazoness futa to cumflate me but im not gay
No.1660668
>>1660665dont remind me……
No.1660669
for me its size difference
No.1660675
toon just hit the yoinky sploinky
No.1660677
hahah whoa toon
No.1660678
love when toon gets catty and starts mocking his team
No.1660679
charging the batteries again ~_~
No.1660680
i want to die I WANT TO DIE FUUUUUUCK
No.1660683
the mangos i bought were so good oh mama
its mango season may-september so get in there /b/rothers
No.1660685
love mangos
love fruits simple as
No.1660686
hate mangos but do go off queen
No.1660688
how could you hate mangos
No.1660691
>>1660690what goes through your mind when you type out stuff like this?
No.1660693
short girls are cute
No.1660694
should i start a compost heap
No.1660696
alexa wellbutrin
No.1660697
i take that its generic name is bupropion. its a mood stabilizer.
No.1660698
im gonna take some l theanine tonight you guys ever do that supp
No.1660699
no
No.1660701
and thats a good thing
No.1660702
18 minutes per pound was too much il try 16 minutes per pound tomorrow
No.1660703
or just use a heavier piece of meat
No.1660707
ugh mom is going to bible study shes a christcuck
No.1660710
>>1660709it's some other titty monster
No.1660711
>>1660710shes got huge boobas
No.1660712
i want to go to a mexican family grill out and eat a ton of tacos and etc dang it
No.1660713
we dem bolts!
No.1660715
oh no no no shitties
No.1660718
uh oh dem refs are gettin involved…
No.1660719
*stops the game for 20 minutes*
No.1660721
we dem refs
No.1660724
hol up hol up!
No.1660726
go challenge that you fucking nigger
No.1660727
lol
No.1660728
jmilfs do be hitting different frfr
No.1660729
hol up hol up we dem refs!
No.1660730
OH NO NO NO
No.1660732
sigh i shoulda got a gas mower
No.1660733
>>1660732gas is about to be $10/gallon
No.1660734
>>1660733okay i made the right choice
No.1660738
Experimental pill to treat hair loss prompts some to regrow a nearly full head of hair
No.1660739
>>1660738uhhhhhhhh
LINK
now brother i sneed this
No.1660741
>>1660740its time to buy some stocks
No.1660742
i had alopecia areata when i was 20 i had to get injections into my scalp every month for 7 months
No.1660743
yeah, well, you're a fucking NIGGER
No.1660744
ive given it some thought and decided that man of la mancha is definitely my favorite musical its not even really close actually
No.1660745
>>1660744musicals are gay
No.1660746
when i think of a guy with a favorite musical i think of someone wearing a plaid shirt and a beanie with thick rimmed glasses
No.1660747
wonder if lala land is good it has the goose he never fails us
No.1660750
for me? it's the og westside story
No.1660751
oliver for me
No.1660752
wonder what whisky out of a jug tastes like
No.1660753
the C's are winning 23-4
No.1660755
im the man of la sip
No.1660757
>>1660754hes just like me
No.1660758
solid picks
No.1660759
>>1660752like one of those ceramic ones?
can't be too different from glass right?
No.1660761
wish i had a jug with xxx on it for all my swilling needs
No.1660762
its no different than cheap plastic handles of fleischmans whiskey and other hobo
whiskies
No.1660763
gonna go deliberately lose in pokemon go pvp and still get rewards B)
No.1660765
the translucent plastic doesnt give it a different flavor
No.1660769
>>1660767you on the right
No.1660771
there is a noticeable difference in taste between fleischmann's and
No.1660772
authentic moonshine comes in glass apple juice type bottles or mason jars not that faggoty ass fag shit thats only good for storing monkeypox cum
No.1660773
there are some surprisingly expensive antique swill jugs on antiques roadshow
No.1660774
>>1660771i was using hobo and
to describe something comparable in price range and quality tier
No.1660775
6 slices of zah in the bel
might go for one more..
No.1660776
>>1660764that same guy on the left would still look good even in fedorabros goofy outfit
No.1660777
thats so much sodium bro
No.1660778
ye olde swill jug
No.1660779
>>1660775no the 3/4 pie is perfect. then you wait for it to settle and then you have 2 slices later which is a decent snack
No.1660780
*chews gum VERY loudly*
No.1660781
>>1660779your right as always
No.1660782
2 awesome 'za moments is better than 1 gluttonous unbutton your pants full one
No.1660783
>>1660780youre just like me
No.1660785
we're here for you stonewarebro
No.1660786
now thats a real swillin' jug
No.1660787
alexa where can i get an authentic ye olde swill jug xxx
No.1660788
we used to make steel
No.1660789
*takes out my banjo*
No.1660790
stupid string instruments in different tunings. fuck ukes too
No.1660791
making your own banjo is fun and a step up in craft coolness from cigar box guitars
No.1660793
im too dep and angry to like that stuff
No.1660795
its time to snap out of the dep
No.1660799
>>1660796no way that's real
No.1660800
just checked it is real mpv is confirmed based
No.1660801
we dem bolts!
No.1660802
if you ever feel bad because someone shits on your post reminder it was probably me and your post might not be as gay as i said it was
No.1660804
hold on let me link
No.1660805
well being gay is cool and good so
No.1660806
i mean…
No.1660807
he also called haskell a meme language
No.1660808
what happened to that ufc guy paddy
paddy plimblett or w/e
No.1660809
cmon thats not a real person
No.1660810
it does sound like a made-up sims name
No.1660811
>>1660808he's inbetween fights. wogan made fun of how fat he is because he gets fat between fights
No.1660812
we want paddy
we want paddy
No.1660813
the pugilist paddy paddy plimblett
No.1660815
lamo
No.1660816
is it a healthy bulk or does he actually get fat fat
No.1660818
paddy the faddy
No.1660819
>>1660814is he amish or something?
No.1660820
>>1660819he's a goofball irish guy
No.1660821
lol dude called him chris from family guy
No.1660823
they used to
No.1660825
>>1660822i think it depends on how in control the dude is. there are the bentos that the good talented moms make for their kids that are way cooler than those. not tastewise theyre made from garbage food like hot dog and ham
No.1660826
>>1660822everything a woman does is a front for attention.
No.1660828
>>1660822sigh tfw no wife
No.1660829
>>1660822that's a weird orange, must be an asia thing.
No.1660830
7 Likely Scenarios the Globalist Elites Are Playing Out with Monkeypox
No.1660831
>>1660825>ham>garbagecome on man
No.1660832
whats #4
No.1660835
im such a mess. we have more than 1 floridabro correct?
No.1660836
dem bolts have swept the shitties
No.1660837
floridabro here
No.1660838
several floridabros
No.1660839
sorry i forgot about that
No.1660840
hol up hol up hol up
we dem bloos
No.1660842
we used to have a second flordiabro in tinny
but alas!
No.1660844
should have studied for a job that lets me be around animals all day instead of people
No.1660846
GODS REVENGE? "Monkey AIDS" Epidemic RAVAGES Europe , Punishing Homosexuals | America First Ep. 999
No.1660848
wish i woulda went to college to become a park ranger or something that deals with parks
No.1660849
do the rangers ever disappear?
No.1660850
government leech bet youd take that fat pension while your at it too
No.1660851
i just wanna walk around trees and dirt and stuff all day and then collect a fat pension
No.1660852
my friend did mosquito control for the town and got to do that
No.1660853
park ranger
zoo keeper
pretty top tier jobs
No.1660854
thats pretty cool
No.1660855
you could be a forest hobo but theres no pension
No.1660856
zoo keeper would be dep. you probably wouldnt be working for the best zoos in the world
No.1660858
whats dep about it
No.1660860
>>1660857hell yeah brother
nice work
No.1660861
youd be in some joe exotic place with small concrete cages and sick animals dying
No.1660862
itd be cool to be one of those guys who are paid to scare away birds from swimming too long in the poisoned quarry water
No.1660863
all the zoos ive been to the animals did NOT look like they were sick or dying
No.1660864
went to the dc zoo once it was raining and one of the pandas had poop all over itself
No.1660866
panda bears are stupid as hell how did they become the mascot for china
No.1660867
i did an decent audiobook about a woodshobo in maine. he lived like ted in the woods and survived by breaking into summer houses and a closed summer camp to steal small amounts of food
"The Stranger in the Woods: The extraordinary story of the last true hermit"
No.1660868
vodnvape tinny and sipper are the 3 confirmed floridabros
No.1660870
game night is complete
we played this system called mausritter where you play as a mouse and fight rats and spiders and stuff
basically redwall the rpg
No.1660871
i fixed my code now it works :3
No.1660872
post it
No.1660873
spilled a bunch of peanuts all over the floor
No.1660874
thats nuts
No.1660876
thought vnv and sipper were the same
No.1660877
vnvs a real hoot
No.1660878
the vnv pathfinder streams…
No.1660879
in time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings
No.1660880
is vnv pokemon go poster…….
No.1660882
yeah
No.1660883
epic fail, bruh
No.1660884
vod n vape mmore likke vod n sip
No.1660885
theres something fundamentally wrong with you
No.1660886
toot how useful is lua?
its the wow addon language but what else even uses it
No.1660887
vod hasn't streamed once so far in 2022.
do we have any proof of life?
No.1660889
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No.1660890
>>1660886>what else even uses itroblox
No.1660891
time for,
elden ring
No.1660894
This is not fucking good. I put 7K on the Heat at +7.5. Holy shit my mortgage is due next week FUCK
No.1660896
imagine getting your home repossessed cause you made a dumb bet
No.1660897
you really shouldnt have a mortgage if your whole savings is barely 7k
No.1660898
last time i checked my savings were under 2k
No.1660899
my savings are all liquid
No.1660900
lol
No.1660903
thank fuck im done with this nokron and river of blood shit these underground zones suck now im in mt. gelmir
No.1660904
how much savings are you supposed to have
No.1660905
ame is using some horn that makes annoying sounds
No.1660906
>>1660904were neets we dont have any savings
No.1660907
gonna dep snooze smell ya later comm
No.1660908
>>1660904after the crypto crash? zero
No.1660909
7 bottles
No.1660910
i have 15 bottles of booze in my room right now
No.1660911
what wealth…
No.1660912
walking around with 38k runes..
No.1660914
ate too much pizza earlier and got super tired
tried to sleep and wasted like 90 minutes
No.1660915
feeling bad about my world conquest not sure if im gonna make it
also having trouble gaming because cat keeps walking on my keyboard
No.1660916
cats are NOT allowed on the desk
No.1660917
she goes where she wants i cant control her
No.1660918
my entire apartment was setup to let michael go anywhere he wanted without touching the ground. i had 3 bar chairs scattered in the open, etc
No.1660919
>bloos
oh no no no
No.1660920
>>1660915bro the cat walks around everywhere on the floor and in the litter box and now thats all over your keyboard
No.1660921
>>1660918michael is still alive???
No.1660922
dude
No.1660923
ive had a tab open from 9 hours ago..
No.1660924
i have a tab open from weeks ago
No.1660926
>>1660921i said was. also that old cat vid earlier made me really sad
No.1660927
really craving some key lime pie
No.1660930
that's a great pie flavor
No.1660931
>>1660927are you a floridabro?
No.1660933
>>1660932i asked because now i know its a
"i've had real key lime pie it's so good, that green colored pudding jello stuff you get isnt real key lime pie"
No.1660936
kinda wanna nightskate but its already really late
No.1660937
>>1660936its almost time to do our thing bro
No.1660938
>>1660925lol
but also those comments
No.1660939
odds read bewk
evens watch jasonbourne
No.1660940
 | Rolled 2 |
sigh
No.1660941
eh maybe tomorrow its to late i guess
No.1660943
stop harassing me holy crap
No.1660944
well well well would you look at the time
No.1660946
great got harassed again
No.1660947
hate harassers so much
No.1660950
had to grab a couple ziploc bags from the garage to put change in and i came back in and mom looked at me and said "oh i thought you had pot in those"
No.1660953
nature sounds calm me down when i get triggered
No.1660954
unrest is in the soul
No.1660955
>>1660929too bad theyre midgets in rl
that ramu pic freaked me out
No.1660956
i just made a demon face
No.1660957
im the joker baby
No.1660959
frogpost dno
No.1660962
:( poor duck
No.1660964
>>1660955smaller than 4'10" is the actual midget cutoff i believe
No.1660965
lot of visual buzz about those spy kids and that face it makes
No.1660967
>>1660966a minder had to step in lol
No.1660969
>>1660961thats like randy johnson with that bird
No.1660970
i miss the movieboy voting era
No.1660972
i miss video games
No.1660974
>>1660973he won the diarrhea challenge with that kimchi
No.1660975
wild to me that disney used to unquestionably be the worlds greatest animation studio. for a time snow white was the most popular movie in the world. hitler screened disney movies and loved mickey mouse. disney was the inspiration for basically the entire japanese animation industry
now they churn out ugly lesbian trash truly wild
No.1660976
it was the jews
No.1660977
cool it you two
No.1660978
whats america the best at anymore
No.1660979
jinny is live btw
No.1660980
the simp of zagreb
No.1660983
id go to europe if i could go via a boat because im scared of heights
No.1660984
youve never flown before?
No.1660985
i want a candy bar
No.1660986
i've never flown neither
No.1660987
>>1660978killing civilians
putin be jelly
No.1660988
i aint never done did no newflagled flyinmajig
No.1660989
summoning salt ran out of interesting speedruns to make videos about
wii mario? this sucks
No.1660991
you guys watch different algs than me
No.1660992
i flew to new york, pennsylvania, virginia, vermont, and new hampshire as a kid but now im scared of heights i couldnt get on an airplane but id happily go to europe on a boatr
No.1660993
>>1660991im outside your house right now
No.1660994
i've flown countless times
No.1660995
>>1660993do you wanna hang out maybe kiss
No.1660996
yeah open your door ill be right in with hugs and kisses
No.1660997
did anyone see that new matrix movie
No.1660998
toot this guy wants to murder me
No.1660999
how come the bara body style is basically only seen in rugby
No.1661003
idgi
No.1661004
bruh
No.1661006
im hungry
No.1661007
not my problem
No.1661009
bros get on sc2 were enjoying the most exciting and polish rts experience out there~!
No.1661010
actually sc2 isnt polish
No.1661014
hewwo…
No.1661016
whats it like braiding your hair
No.1661017
bag of sand
No.1661018
man jinny has been streaming 10h+ every single day…
No.1661020
did you just link me 44 minutes long video
No.1661021
44 minutes is nbd
No.1661022
i'm still not rich i cant do this shit anymore
No.1661023
>>1661021not for neetcucks
No.1661024
*eats 7 days croissants*
No.1661030
hbt u up
No.1661033
im seething
im coping
i want out of this hell
No.1661034
*plays around with my bp
No.1661035
dont do that
No.1661036
ahh 4 str 4 stam cat ears
No.1661037
who cares if one more light goes out?
No.1661039
lmbao and lmbfao are two chinese spies
No.1661040
who
No.1661041
lmbao and… lmbfao
No.1661044
*ships watamlitzer*
No.1661046
wonder if its true that the holos spend tens of thousands producing a single song
No.1661048
>>1661045i was so mad when i learned that every game i played as a kid was gimped and slowed down
No.1661049
>>1661047damn i dont care about plastic gooks jiving at all
No.1661052
*spins around*
No.1661054
about to be a huge get on /v/ bros
No.1661056
>>1661051i cant fucking believe i have to be at work rn
kill me
No.1661057
we dont work
No.1661058
>>1661054failget failboard
No.1661059
>>1661053>all that textjust say chud
No.1661061
so happy i woke up for another day of living..
No.1661062
so happy i woke up for another day of working..
No.1661063
time for Relaxing Sega Saturn Music (100 songs)
No.1661066
zii needs to play kissy kissy cutie 2
No.1661068
Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the The City. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”
Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the backstreets sleeping on a couch.
No.1661069
these morning poops are starting to piss me the fuck off
how do i change my pooping schedule back
No.1661070
im going for a bicycle ride?
No.1661071
im as cold as ice
ready to sacrifice
my boss
No.1661074
you know what i like more than materialistic things? pad
No.1661075
>>1660413wait what did this guy mean? what actually killed them? wild trannies or something?
No.1661076
hes referring to the clot shot duh
No.1661077
>>1661071who would create jobs if there were no bosses? you better go thank mr shekkelstein for the privilege of working. in fact you should offer to work for free as you're so grateful to him for making use of your labor
No.1661078
>>1661075it was the heat this time buddy but i know what you mean
No.1661080
>>1661047the black ocean…
No.1661081
ive been sitting on my ass too much
No.1661083
i do all of my sitting with my ass
No.1661084
i would like to shrink all of you put you in a bottle and scream at you
No.1661085
youve got about 10 seconds to put me out of my misery before i crawl into your peehole and wreck that shit uP
No.1661086
*gets in your foreskin instead*
No.1661087
*sits and waits patiently for the ziistream*
No.1661089
i was really motivated for a few days but now i'm dep again
No.1661090
assmangold reacts to johm depp trial!
No.1661091
gonna go to arbys and enjoy their fancy new burger
No.1661092
i made another poe character.
No.1661093
>>1661087ha! you expected a zii stream? too bad! it's just me, a toon stream >:3~~
No.1661096
>>1661094if i post a pic knotgirl will die. shes level 19 rn
No.1661098
>>1661093you lie, sir toon is offline
No.1661099
cna i play poe with u…
No.1661100
i dont ever wanna be like trump so im publishing my tax returns on my public website every year
No.1661102
>>1661097is he getting wider
No.1661103
>>1661102he's expanding XDDDDDDDD
No.1661104
lol
No.1661110
>>1661099sure. do you have anything close in level?
keep in mind ive never completed the campaign or played with another person. i like to play a lot for shorter periods but lets do this. in the afternoon or tonight
No.1661111
clean
clean
No.1661112
>>1661111just made you clean that sportsnewsnorm shit
thanks for doing my dirty work, bitch
No.1661113
dont clean gfurr wtf
No.1661115
scat dno
No.1661118
>>1661113that shouldve been spoiled
>>1661112naw naw naw skip
No.1661121
if you fight the occasional skipposts i will start nick and broussardposting.
No.1661123
ok you called my bluff im not going to do that. i just want you to spoiler your bara pictures bro
please
No.1661124
ugh hate waking up this early
No.1661125
>>1661087i know yall waiting for my empire at war and totally not boring stream but i wont be able to stweam tonight.
No.1661127
got some meijers sushi for lunch but forgot to grab chopsticks x_X
No.1661128
i'm nigger cattling to john depp. this guy on right now is ok
https://youtu.be/HU_V2q47axc No.1661130
i know you do gweedly
No.1661131
i was having good poops but then i drank some kombucha and now my poops are terrible
im never drinking kombucha again
No.1661132
>>1661127just use a fork man
No.1661133
>>1661131poops are weird your terrible poop mightve been already loaded in the chamber when you booched
No.1661134
im just using my fingers
No.1661135
>>1661129wanna recreate it?
No.1661137
wonder if i could keep some good poops in the freezer incase my gut fauna gets fricked so i can do a quick poop enema
No.1661138
>>1661099did you miss my response?
>>1661110 because of the clean? answering your post was very scary for me
No.1661139
>>1661137did you see the tom brady fecal transplant south park?
No.1661143
ugh the thumbnail spoiled it -_-
No.1661145
sigh this wow streaming tgirl has a gf
No.1661146
>>1661144Being your little brother would be so fucking hot. I'd hold my ear to your door at odd hours of the night, hoping and praying to catch the soft moans of my horny naughty sister, I would creep my eye to under door crack and watch the shadows of you move
No.1661147
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No.1661148
>>1661141fecal transplants are a real thing which you probably know if youre talking about freezing good poops (that would kill the flora but moving on)
because tom brady is so perfect and good at everything everyone wanted his flora and people spent the episode trying to obtain his poop so they could put it in them
No.1661149
just log in bro whats the problem
No.1661150
some sites are worth logging in for
No.1661151
if you want a good gut just don't eat sugar
No.1661152
you probably need to keep the ph right
No.1661153
>>1661151thats bull i was eating sugar when mine was good
No.1661154
>>1661140this is meowdalyn af
No.1661156
it would be like stealing a yogurt cup it isnt worth it if your mom would get peeved from it. if she doesnt notice that stuff try it. its like a yogurt milkshake it looks like kefir
No.1661158
is yurop cool i want to visit an old town with windy brick roads and a castle or canal or something but it seems like itd be too expensive
No.1661159
yea it would be too expensive. sounds like you want prague
No.1661160
>>1661110>>1661138yeah the clean made me miss it…
id make a new character but i can catch up real quick bc im a gamer
No.1661161
>>1661138actually, are you in standard league or the new flavor of the month league? i have a lvl 15 on standard
No.1661162
everything is so expensive
No.1661163
>>1661158no europe sucks ass
its pure boomershit
go to japan
No.1661164
>>1661160i dont want you to grind hard to play for 20 minutes with me. id feel better about playing tomorrow or later.
im interested in playing with a person
ive never played standard i always do the league until i nod out and wake up with a dead character. ive got a bunch of standard characters from dying in hardcore
No.1661165
the closest thing i have to a vacation idea is going somewhere to see the museums
No.1661166
my cock is rock hard
No.1661167
been to ireland spain italy france england germany and the netherlands and theyre all gay as hell traveling is dumb
No.1661168
i also have no idea where and if should i travel this summer.
i might just invest in crypto and play games at home
No.1661169
i think the limit to my budget is taking the train to niagara falls or something
No.1661170
im all set with solo vacations as well i was just mentioning it for bros mentioning it lately
No.1661171
how about we travel somewhere together big guy
No.1661172
is there gonna be a gamescom this year? hell i might go there again instead of going to an island like last year
No.1661173
theres a global pandemic going on retards
No.1661174
more like panicdemic
No.1661175
ok someone gook me up
No.1661178
clean
clean
No.1661179
good clean
No.1661180
good morning gookers
No.1661181
nyahello~
No.1661182
jinny is hot and cute you morons
No.1661184
friends
romans
gookermen
No.1661186
i swear to god whks boobers got even bigger than they used to be
No.1661187
>>1661186is it a pushup bra they're massive
No.1661189
>>1661185ive got like 4 dark orange dex gear pieces from leveling thuleanpip i can give you when you are high enough level to use
No.1661190
>>1661186i think shes aware and showing them off on purpose
No.1661192
whoa…
No.1661193
>>1661190i dunno man that doesnt sound like her
No.1661194
>>1661190shes been aware from day 1 theres no fucking way your the hottest gook on the planet and you are not aware of it
No.1661195
>>1661194portions of this post aren't true
No.1661196
>>1661195you have no idea what your talking about man
No.1661198
i wonder what my french proficiency is (i speak french)
No.1661199
>>1661197damn always thought croatians were retarded but turns out its just zii
No.1661200
come on man its not that bad
No.1661201
there can only be one undeveloped brain of zagreb
No.1661202
im amazed any esl can understand what we type here
No.1661203
why are you so mean just leave me alone if you have nothing good to say
No.1661204
i know i'm stupid but i just cant read constant bashing and shittalking about my undeveloped brain. this isnt even about little banter there and then anymore, its constantly shittalking and every morning i feel like complete shit and garbage by reading the thread
No.1661205
its true
No.1661207
why did they model the eu parliament building after that tower of babel painting?
No.1661208
>>1661207It doesn't.
No one knows how the tower of Babel looked like or if there ever was one. Based on archeologic findings, if there was one (or a building that would match the legend) it would have been a ziggurat.
Since they're is no accurate description of the tower of babel, if such a structure even existed, the question is meaningless.
No.1661209
dont ask questions slave
No.1661210
>painting
No.1661211
take my picture
smack my gook up
No.1661212
>the statue doesnt look like satan dude. satan doesnt even exist. how can something look like a thing that doesnt even exist the question is meaningless. deboonked
No.1661213
even indiana dunes is charging entrance fees now ugh
No.1661214
dune you mean like the movie dune orrrr…??
No.1661215
>if such a structure even existed
ugh, norms posting in the comm again yikes
No.1661216
can you 4norms stop it with the fucking greening jesus christ
No.1661217
>>1661208embrassasing post, i wouldn't blame you if you deleted it
No.1661218
the most obvious move would be to green that post but i never let people know my next move
No.1661219
>>1661218your moves are gay, man
No.1661220
midwest bros are you seeing this weather
No.1661223
>>1661220yeah its the perfect day to stay inside and play vidoe games!
No.1661224
its beautiful today but im too dep to move
No.1661225
never buying oatmeal bread again
No.1661226
the guy delivering my booze tried to start a conversation with me but i was too tard brained and made him repeat himself a few times
No.1661228
the denver airport ….
No.1661229
i would kill for a quick sniff of whks pits
No.1661230
but would you die for it
No.1661232
>>1661229i wouldnt be able to be near her pits without sticking my face in them for a few hours
oriental pits are just sublime in a way that you have to experience to understand
it cannot be described
No.1661233
why do national parks make you pay admission fees when i already paid for and own them its called taxes
No.1661234
>>1661233ok good point but have you considered
No.1661237
in meet virginia he says she doesnt own a dress but in the music video she clearly puts on her waiting uniform which is a dress is it supposed to be a lease or something?
No.1661239
is poe free
if i hop on will i get groomed
No.1661240
theres a way people are designing their own lego things still. they send you all the parts for the build
No.1661242
how does poe stay free? do people ever buy the cosmetics?
No.1661243
poe2 comes out before starfield?
toddbros we keep losing
No.1661244
oh shit a topic
*grabs an alg*
No.1661245
i wish there was a new mp game i could play
No.1661246
butt rose'd myself while pooping
No.1661248
come on man stop sticking stuff up your butt
No.1661249
what the heck is that
No.1661250
>>1661249its what troons are calling a prolapsed anus now
No.1661255
you guys should stream something
No.1661258
i meant 162 streamers
No.1661259
>>1661257Your ASS is Grass and we're going to Mow it, Eden Ivy, 5on1, ATM, DP, Rough, Gapes, Monster ButtRose, Creampie Swallow GIO2133
No.1661261
you guys wouldnnt even know about anna if it wasnt for me
No.1661262
gonna say hi in her chat
No.1661264
tfw anna will never call you her love…
No.1661265
sigh she ignored my question
No.1661266
she just called me her love…
No.1661267
bing chillin
No.1661268
when they have 2 girls in the scene they make them lick each others buttrose
No.1661269
sneed the anna buttrose
No.1661270
watame its 3am you need to sleep
No.1661271
anna did a scene for pascal's subsluts
No.1661272
she did ass to mouth scene
with me
No.1661273
anna………
No.1661274
im that black guy from her video btw
No.1661275
stop talking smack about anna retards
No.1661276
i smacked her ass alright
No.1661277
simps in chat
talks shit on 162
your such a twofaced bitch zii
No.1661278
wasnt me
No.1661279
and hey most, if not all, viewers from my stream talk shit about me here.
many such cases
No.1661280
i mean annas a sweet nice girl and youre a mean bully sooo…
No.1661281
anna has nearly 500 viewers
No.1661283
apparently butt rose happens if you dont grav poop or you are an old lady
No.1661285
>>1661282did they get bigger damn
No.1661286
it would be about you if it was called the gay man instead
No.1661287
>>1661285i like how one of them is bigger than the other
No.1661288
netflix movies are so soulless
No.1661289
>>1661284genuinely looks awful
No.1661290
*disappears behind a car*
No.1661291
where did that guy go just now
No.1661292
huh? who? i didnt see anyone
No.1661293
took a 2 hour nap
No.1661294
>>1661283or if you are 5 ft tall 100lbs and you get your ass violently fucked by a bunch of dudes with dicks the size of my forearm 3 at the same time
No.1661295
webmd didnt mention that
No.1661297
nothing i saw in that trailer was gray man
No.1661298
gray man should just be a movie about a guy doing the most mundane stuff so nobody notices him
why are there rocket launchers in that trailer
No.1661299
+1
No.1661300
the gook man
No.1661301
>>1661255i just got done streaming but it was just a little test
No.1661303
modern warfare 2 (2)
No.1661305
not even two hours
No.1661306
diablo immortal comes out in 9 days!
No.1661307
ultrawide is such a meme
worst idea ever
No.1661310
the sequel to modern warfare 1 (2)
No.1661313
mom keeps buying this broccoli with cheese and it stinks
No.1661314
>>1661280im mean because other people are mean
No.1661316
im like TT
just like TT
No.1661317
>>1661312whose gook is this
No.1661318
cheese is not meant to be on vegetables man
No.1661319
>>1661302on my bday…
>>1661301come on man stream something for us
No.1661321
sickzii is basically the ryan gosling of the comm
No.1661322
actually its not supposed to be on meat dumb goyim
No.1661323
>>1661319i was trying to sync up my phone webcam but i think i just should buy a real webcam
No.1661324
actually hes more like danny devito or something
No.1661325
ziis 7'2"
No.1661326
7 2 and gay
No.1661327
i'm not gay i'm happy with
>>1661321 No.1661328
iq of 72
No.1661329
and i have a job, which means your iq is below 50 and you piss in jugs
No.1661330
all i have to do is cook pork again today and then im done with my responsibilities for a while
No.1661331
jugs are for smart people who dont have time to leave their work to take a piss in the nigger cattle room
No.1661332
these bagel bites suck ass
No.1661334
googled a girl from highschool with big boobers that i kinda had a crush on and havent seen in like 15 years
she never had any facebook or ig or anything so i couldnt stalk
turns out she has a recent pic on her work website
time has not been kind to her
No.1661335
white girls past 25
the wall
name a more iconic duo
No.1661336
post her
No.1661337
post a pic
No.1661338
no its the only pic of her on the entire net and if she reverse image searches it shes gonna find this place cant risk that
No.1661340
>>1661338youre such a fucking pussy man
No.1661341
>>1661079please stop posting this while im phoning
No.1661343
come on man we want to see the boobs
No.1661344
wish i had a hot dog rn
No.1661346
no shes holding a dog thats covering up her boobs you can only see her face its a horrible pic
No.1661348
damn the tgook i posted the other day has a bunch of nasty stuff on thotsbay
No.1661349
dont post it
No.1661350
>>1661339my face
her pits
name a more iconic duo
No.1661351
yeah post jinny instead shes hot
No.1661352
>>1661350her tummy
my hand
No.1661353
i think il have to have a serious discussion about my life when im around 34 years old but until then its still smokin green in the daytime and drinkin cold ones in the nighttime
No.1661354
tfw 31
No.1661355
why 34
No.1661358
>>1661355i think under 35 is still pretty young
No.1661359
>>1661356what is that dark wojak face called
No.1661362
35 is new 25 i can confirm, for men at least
No.1661363
wish i was rich and could solve all my problems with money
No.1661364
>>1661361why is he wearing gloves
No.1661366
hes gay
No.1661367
>>1661363invest in crypto bro
No.1661368
>>1661348i hate how the new thing with troon pornstars is to not use a troony sounding name and use a normal girl porn whore name. lets see emma rose is the latest one
No.1661369
>>1661361this feel but unironically
No.1661370
tfw 31
No.1661374
get in my belly little bwappa
No.1661377
we need to watch as many live sports now because soon it will be the dark period of the only thing being on tv is regular season baseball
No.1661378
>>1661356when i was in 4th or 5th grade my grandma got me this really basic your body/sex-ed book that was more about puberty. it wasnt like the pozzed ones schools are giving to kids you see in the news.
there was one part where it said
"Craig had heard from boys at school that if you didn't lose your virginity by the time you're 15 it makes you a loser"
even though it was a fictional example thing i became obsessed with losing my virginity by the time i was 15 or id be a loser
No.1661379
Someone Stole Seth Green's Bored Ape, Which Was Supposed To Star In His New Show
No.1661380
>>1661377you can learn how to manually keep score and do that. its really tistic
No.1661382
>>166138110 days after i turned 15
No.1661384
sigh im so sorry you had teensex v___v
No.1661385
loser
No.1661386
>>1661379hold up how many bored apes are there?
No.1661387
when i was 18 i fucked 17 yo girl
No.1661388
>>1661387toot send this guys ip to the fbi hes a pedo rapist
No.1661389
>>1661388+1 that post really freaked me out
No.1661390
its really been 6 weeks of this johnny depp shit
No.1661391
hope they both get the electric chair
No.1661393
are you allowed to buy electric chairs
No.1661394
im at 60 hours played in elden ring and only now getting into mt gelmir…
No.1661397
sneed it
No.1661398
we are virgin maxers here
No.1661400
microcenter has 25+ 3080tis in stock at msrp
guess the xbox guy feels silly now
No.1661401
>>1661400come on man, just a few more weeks for the 4000 stuff to drop
No.1661402
>>1661400a card that came out two years ago is at msrp? holy shit!
No.1661403
and now its gonna go up again because of the global economic collapse
sigh
No.1661404
>>1661403thats why we bought a series x bro
No.1661407
>>1661356losing virginity before first relationship?
No.1661410
>>1661406the ones here walk on your back, but it's like $99 for an hour
No.1661411
just $99 for a gook……
No.1661412
wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone trying to work on my feet theyre covered in rough skin
No.1661413
i stink
No.1661414
BREAKING: Two people have died after a shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde.
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>>1661405wtf? in the middle of a global pandemic??
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>>1661418being old must fucking suck
will never get that old
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bet its different for people with kids
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yeah…
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we all do dont be weird about it
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gonna make a /mu/ post get ready
No.1661427
god i hate the random anx buildups
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just hop in the shower
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Teen who collapsed in bedroom has life saved by gamer friend 5,000 miles away
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wonder why he collapsed
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can i ask about starcraft
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is brood war still alive/interesting/cool enough for me to start playing it and to play it regularly but amateurishly for years or is it on life support
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whats his question gonna be…….
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bw1 or bw2
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brood war 1998 starcraft original the prequel
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>>1661435bw will never die
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>>1661435you can find people to play pretty easily but theyre not gonna be beginners
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play the campaigns
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>>1661435asl and bsl and all kinds of stuff is still going strong
theres a lot of gooks on the ladder so if you have bad ping it might be tough
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the n64 bw comm is on life support they need us
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remember how hype it was waiting for the bw pros to transition to sc2
but then they werent really any better than the sc2 pros :/
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bros hop on modern warfare 2 (2) !!!!
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alright time to try this pork at 16 minutes per pound
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>>1661450sigh not like this loona bros…..
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>>1661445rain dominated sc2
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>>1661452lol
he was the least bad of them if thats what you mean
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/MOG/ - Monkeypox Outbreak General #26
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>>1661453your memory sucks dude
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a fresh iu vid popped up in my notifications today and i got all excited but it was just some gay instructions on how to use a lightstick or whatever
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boob
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based amdchads as usual
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the e cores were supposed to save intel…
its over pc bros the xchads keep making fun of us
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the indian century
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im chuggin beer
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wish i was chuggin beer
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>>1661464bro thats almost how dark my earwax plug was
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stop using qtips bro
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why
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it just pushes the wax deeper in and solves nothing
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you should just be irrigating your ears because qtips will impact the wax
No.1661473
been qtipping for years not about to stop
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my pork will be ready in 65 minutes
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never qtipped does it feel good
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same been using qtips all my life and never had a wax problem
i only have a wax problem when i stop qtipping
i think you have to be retarded to push qtips too deep
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qtipping feels great but its not a great way to clean
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>>1661475yeah it feels like getting fucked in the pussy
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i need some clarity on this qtip situation there is a lot of buzz but
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ha
errywa
i am yi rong ma
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i used to qtip but havent in years
i notice no difference in anything
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*slaps the windshield*
*crosses arms and looks into the distance*
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got to level 15 in poe
or was it 16
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Many problems with ear wax result from people using cotton tips in an attempt to remove the wax. But what they actually do is push the wax further into the ears, against the tide of migrating cells, causing it to impact and accumulate. So, to quote the words said by many Ear, Nose, and Throat (ENT) surgeons, "Do not put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear!".
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>>1661485bro diablo immortal is coming out next week!
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what about raycons
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uh oh what about my finger i stick my finger in there all the time
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>>1661491is your finger smaller than your elbow? if so dont put it in your ear
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>>1661487the science is settled
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whats this antiqtip shilling
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just Big Irrigation up to their usual tricks
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i need some clarity on this qtip situation there is a lot of buzz but all im getting is confuse
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lol the guy that shot up that elementary school was a mexican tranny
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*jams a stick directly into my ear canal*
whats the worst that could happen
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just resubbed to pewds
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ear plugs are ok but qtips and fingers arent?
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why are they saying obi wan had a mullet they have no idea what a mullet looks like
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cant believe i bought an xbox for starfield and its been delayed indefinitely..
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when you have a gf can you fuck her whenever you want or do girls not like that
like i sometimes jack 5 times a day does that directly translate to 5 fucks a day or what
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she will deny you her holes
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cant believe you guys jack off this much
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what can i say im a horny motherfucker
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if you have a gf and she doesnt want to fuck and you force her does that count as rape or what
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starfield… a 5080ti with ray tracing on… e cores running hot
todd im ready
take me to the future
take me … to space
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the robe and the slips have been doned
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sometimes you get a gf that wants to have s*x more than you do
sometimes you get a gf that doesnt want to have s*x at all
either way you are cutting your gamer hours in half or worse and shes not going to smell good all the time
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take me … to a ship on someones head
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"sometimes you get a gf" he says
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>>1661512save us todd otherwise its over for us
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i trust todd
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what if you get a ggf(gamer gf)
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>>1661521bro you gotta help us settle this db8
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>>1661521are your ears all fucked up
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>>1661521come on man the community needs this
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if you dont have wet earwax then you are not white
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if only our main nigger kobe was still alive
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grow up
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two big game 4s tonight..
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i just hope luka doesnt go out with 4-0 that would be hella embarrassing
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>>1661519thats just a tgf
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the ear cleaning comm in shambles
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i like to call them by their maiden name baby gays
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we dem canes
we dem oilels
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>>1661531actually im waiting for gleepys biblical drawing of how to clean up ears with qtips or something
i know hes not gonna disappoint
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>>1661535man what a hot take holy shit
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dont curse
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some recruiter from what looked like a pretty cool company contacted me about 2 months ago and i declined
today i read on linkedin they laid off 10% of the staff :)
epic
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shannon sharpe made a michael phelps reference in that video
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puck drops in 30
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*hops on the sportsnorm side of youtube*
skeeeeeeuuuuupppppp
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>>1661490got a huge dep trig when i saw this for the first time months ago
think ill watch it again
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>>1661523i was the person who had a right ear clogged for almost 2 months. theres all sorts of stuff that works and helps but the best is the kit from the pharmacy with the bulb and this baby oil stuff to loosen it up. thats the hard kill
blast hot as you can stand water into your ear for a while during a shower if its clogged. im all about tilting my head and changing angles until i find one where the shower blasts.
take small piece of paper towel, wet it with hottest water you can stand and then crush it into the smallest ball with your fingertips. like youre making a diamond
put the compressed and mostly wrung out piece of paper towel as deep in as you can get.
the paper towel will slowly start to expand, ever so gradually increasing the air pressure in your ear. you will feel the ear wax start to slide and loosen up. when you pull the paper towel out it usually has a nice glob.
when you do this lie on your side with your ear down
do minute head angle adjustments every few minutes (this sounds autistic it isnt). the wax has to get around a weird u-turn in your ear canal to get out
so you need it to drip one way, then another
and the shape of ear canals varies greatly even between your 2 ears. so the angles you turn your head try to go by feel, can you feel it sliding
combine shower with wet paper towel will solve everything except that one time.
i can plug my ear with a finger tip and i seem to be able to slowly increase negative pressure that i suspect is caused by containing the pressure of my heartbeat in an enclosed place.
then i pull out my finger and the finger tip is covered
qtips? i use them to wipe the circular area around the entry to the ear canal. l
this last one is kinda yoga high level monk shit
regardless they all have that suck on the wax feel and the sliding wax feel. the sucks will take forever to happen its just the slow sucking noise of wax and you keep thinking its about to pop open but its just that slow suck
theres more i need to think
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what a fucking GOD
"theres more i need to think"
now thats just classic gleep we love you man
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fighting off a nap
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oops dropped a knife on my ceramic pan and put a crack in it
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i just fold paper into long thin points and dig out the ear wax
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all that i learned fighting 1 clog. before that my ears were never clogged for long enough to require doing anything
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if you irrigate your ears regularly itll never get bad enough where you need to do anything more than blast it with warm water
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this is why we dont hold knives over pans
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all this ear talk is making my ears itchy but im at a fancy dinner…
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hes at a fancy dinner he says
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so the angles you turn your head try to go by feel, can you feel it sliding
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why are you on onesixtwo at a fancy dinner
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each paper towel ball should be refreshed every 20 minutes. if you get sick of everything and go in with an oral syringe pull VERY GENTLY i sucked the syringe a tiny bit and it sucked into my ear drum and felt incredible sharp pain
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i get major dirt/dead skin backup on the back of my ear that i have to rub off every once in a while
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i bet girls have none of these problems
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the back of my ears never had any issues until i turned about 23 24
since then its a mess i have to clean it every day
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The second pre-release for 1.19 is now available and it comes with a bunch of bugfixes!
Important to note is that a recent change made it possible for more types of mobs to spawn inside Nether Portals, which caused them to instantly change dimensions after spawning. We will not be making any further changes to this before the release of 1.19, but our intent for the future is to prevent most mobs from spawning in Nether Portals and the ones that do will not immediately travel through the portal. Expect to see these changes in a coming version.
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ab ab ab ab ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
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what fancy dinner are you eating!
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first of all its a game not a cartoon and secondly its got hot chicks with cute tummys and big boobs so its not gay at all
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i like you deeply as a friend and im gonna choose not to even respond to that *inflates you making you big and round*
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well, like my deadbeat broke uncle always used to advice, you gotta buy the rumor and sell the fact
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>>1661574imagine blowing a raspberry on its belly
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love a biblical 7 paragraph gleepbomb
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recently everyone on my family got sick
except me the unvax chad
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lets move to casper wyoming
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whats in casper they got some cool mountains and trees and stuff?
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gothkingcobra, target, wal-mart
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*moves to casper*
what now…
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theres some buzz about a new school shooting
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it was a depressed mavs fan
he couldnt bear to see luka get dunked on like that
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lapchan… my daughter
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canesbros…we cant let the rags win
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how do you use an nft on a show and why cant he draw another ape?
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you know what i like more than materialistic things? knowledge
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i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls
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imagine your child being killed by a raging mexican tranny
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at 18 minutes per pound the pork loin was overcooked at 170 degrees
at 16 minutes per pound it was undercooked at 133 degrees
hmm…
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a nice long 7 game series to let the bolts heal up
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so are you telling me amd is winning
looking at performance tests it looks like intel is mogging them
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Overwatch Streamer Joomla25 passed away
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>>1661602intel cpus draw like 500W peak just to compete with amd but they provide a smoother user experience and peace of mind
if youre a floridabro go with amd for the cool temps but if you live up north intel can warm your house and warm your heart
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i used to trap on the corner but that was decades ago
i was high as a cloud and that was seconds ago
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youre a lyrical wordsmith
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>>1661599you ever try slicing into the loin while its cooking and checking the cross section visually?
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man how come i end up going out 4th in every game trying to go challengers then any time i get a jihn i go out like 7th
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this guy got double backfoot early and hes braggin
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>>1661611in the dota one im trying so hard to get 3 stars and better heroes and i lose track of the synergies
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complaining about the history channel not showing history is played out but why the fuck cant they show something different than american pickers. anything
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>>1661615i dunno but my room stinks real bad
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>>1661616you need a window cracked or you need to clean things that smell
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tadaima~
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okaeri~
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wish i was sipping a nice cold brew
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>>1661610and letting all the juices out?
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>>1661620its tuesday bro you know what we do on tuesday night!
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>>1661621before you take it out just do a little check
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undercooked meat is nbd
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canesbros i cant watch anymore
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i have no idea what canes is and havent been able to follow a lot of the posts recently
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you would eat undercooked chicken?
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good soyfacemike, highly autistic chris chan killed 2 people and he is entertainingly autistic
here is a timestamp to his extremely autistic interview to give a sample of this dude and sell you on the alg
https://youtu.be/4rxySo8xsL8?t=480like some chris chan country cousin
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didnt mean to call him chris chan twice, when i make a post i always change the wording a few times usually by copying and paste sentences in different places and i fuck it up a lot.
ive explained that before but thats why a lot of my posts are messed up like that
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wtf this full-grown fallingstar guy is raping me
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>>1661631what part is raping you?
the purple lazer part?
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>>1661634he keeps moving away when i try and poke him with my halberd
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>>1661636you dont believe in your halberd and that isnt cool. you're always thinking of replacing it
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>>1661636i think i did that one horseback until i seen the purple lazer animation then i hopped off and blocked and then hopped back on
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and of course i dont censor the arcade name
oh well
find me there
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the poke needs to be faster with the halberd
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wow look at that cool place you get to go to all the time
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i never knew we had an alberta poster
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oh my god i wanna plop down and play some daytona
arcade racers are awesome
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i want to move to rural western canada is it nice
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>>1661646its the most americanish
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an arcade? with covid ravaging?
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>>1661646its okay; i live just outside the city
my neighbors are pakis but they seem like fine folk
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this game is started with nothing but 3chucking
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love the canadabros
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theoren fleury was a drunk!
No.1661656
MONKEYPOX THE GAY NIGGER PLAGUE
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this really activates my sippobellum
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>>1661639nice dude
wish they would fix the upright arrow on the p2 side at my 'cade
it keeps sticking down and ruining my combos in doubles
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im drinkin vod
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>>1661658someone managed to break one of the panels but we got a wooden panel to replace it
i can hardly tell the difference when playing
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what if the rags choke this game away…
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dont care
im sippin
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really think i actually might have very slight autism
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bing chilling
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the beers are already in the freezer they cant be taken out
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BRAP ON NIGGERS
No.1661669
grow up
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i swear japan has an endless supply of girls who can do cute anime girl voices
why cant we have this
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all the girls i know are fatty fat
