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i need to sip it


sneed it


>electric lawn mowers
bruh the fuck


whats up lawn kids


you only lose if you cash out


i have an electric lawnmower too


dad has an electric mower it takes two charges to do the whole yard though



baste beanie baby hodler




i dont want to die i just want to lay down and disappear for atleast a month




lets go on a fun relaxing vacation


i dont know any of those movies so i dont really care


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the new gas ones are like new cars where theyre covered with annoying plastic parts that are hard to take off and fixing it is a pain in the ass and complicated.
when i was a kid i could fix the gas mower and i was a flipping kid. it was a self propelled and was still simple, lasted more than 10 years
it was like this one



post pics of your lawn


remember having to pump that primer button a million times on the old gas lawn mower


foot high grass? its time to bust out the scythe not the mower


louis goes hard


bro we gotta kill the godskin apostle and get his scythe!


is scythe the safety razor of grass cutting


its the straight razor of lawn care


my neighbor had her leg stuck in the lawnmower a number of years ago




you were flooding the engine

thats the type of thing you borrow someone elses mower for so you dont fuck yours up. pop wheelies and lower the mower down slowly with a *WHUKDUBCRGGG*


foid got owned lol


remember that time we ran over a snake with the mower


what the hell no


similar but not as prevalent. if it werent for algs we wouldnt know people still used scythes


sometimes i would find a cute lil garden snake while yard working and put them in a bush but i dont see them anymore


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i see a snake i throw rocks at it simple as


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oh you wanted to see if some twitchfoid linked here is hot? sorry bro


cant believe we all have lawns and wives and watch sports and drink all day now


garden snakes dont hurt anyone they cant even really bite you


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Russia bans 963 Americans from entering the country including President Biden, Vice President Harris, actor Morgan Freeman and more


do you guys mean garter snakes?


it wasnt intentional the dumbass snake slithered under it as i was mowing


dumb fucker got what it deserved


they have low social credit scores in russia


oh no no gabe got owned


lmao yeh


cute boy clem is too good


oh weird they are actually called smooth green snakes but everyone around here called them garden snakes for some reason


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the other day i found out my bitcoin node had been offline for 3 days
after i booted it back up i sat there for 30 minutes in silence meditating on it


ah yes his bitcoin node


ive never seen a wild snake


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look at these cute lil guys


reptiles are so kawaii (cute)


made a fool of myself again


its not about falling its about picking yourself up again or something


actually its physically impossible to pick yourself up


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green snakebro you in florida? snakes are hard to find here and when you do theyre all garter snakes like this. toits are more common to find i see about 90% snapping turtles 10% painted turtles
florida has anoles and actual lizards




non michigan or chicago?
are you someone else


just post your shoe size and eye color too while youre at it


8.5 4e green


i want a map with pins where we all are for reference i dont want to dox anyone


not this again gleepy


strained my back trying to fix the mailbox


*pins you*


old fogeys


die pinner


bruxas are so scary


they're really quiet


i dont wanna dox myself


we could be friends and get to know each other if it wasnt for a certain sinister snake-in-the-grass


you mean toon right


kyle would come and murder us fr


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162 tardbabns


im. not. baby!


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why are they drumming up this monkey pox nonsense
no ones going to fall for it


take the monkey vaxx bigot


council is gura's supporting characters. watching council collab with gura is great but when you watch them alone it feels like a shitty spin-off series that you cant help but turn off


you guys said everyone was going to need boosters every 3rd month but now nobody has gotten more than 1 yet and i look like a fool for not taking a vaxx now


actually i had three


cause they figured out boosters dont even work and destroy your immune system

monkey pox isnt even real people are having shingles from mrna


Pfizer and BioNTech enter deal to develop first mRNA vaccine for shingles


monkey pox just sounds cooler than covid the monkey pox arc is going to be epic


ok no more vax talk starting



*takes a vax*

aaah much better


how can i test if my meat thermometer is accurate


players congregate to one server because theres no reason to be on separate servers the way the game functions
blizzard is incompetent and their “solution” to server issues is to beg players to leave the populated server to go to some dead as fuck realm with zero pop


you can shove it up your ass


stick it up your ass it should read 37C

or stick it in boiling water it should read 100C


stick it up your butt it should read 99



its a beautiful delightful day


why cant they do it like runescape where you can log on to any server you like?


runescape is simply the better game


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im amazed that theyre called 'garter' snakes. as a kid i always thought they were gardener snakes because they hung out in gardens.
one snuck into my house the other day and it was a mandella effect moment when i googled gardener snake and everything autocorrected to garter

btw its factorio toon time


reminds me of that poster that thought it was "take it for granite" instead of "take it for granted" because granite is hard


lmao so this is what the old hag did at nasa that everyone is constantly yapping about
she literally just plugged in the numbers all day long
lmaoooooooooo ok dude
toot are you fucking seeing this shit


shes just like me fr


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she used to be my mathsgf


listen, kid i have no time for you right now
no time


toon time is for everywun :3


a black woman contributed more to science than you ever will
deal with it


toon hates garter snakes
trouser snakes on the other hand…


*enjoys toon time despite the many catastrophes in the world*


lmaoooooooooo ok dude


spittin mad fact(ory)s


put the pork loin in the oven at 4:53 gonna try 18 minutes per pound at 400 degrees. that means il go pull the 5.8lb roast out of the oven at 6:38


godspeed pork enjoyer


reminder to rest your meat


youll fuck it up and then be all mad at us again


youre such a pussy dude


does anyone have a rich piana webm of him saying you gotta eat big to get big


sigh hit a big branch with the mower and dented the blade

still cutting good but damn i should have cleaned up in the spring


how do you guys find out about these /fit/ meme guys?


time for the scythe


we are getting huge man


you know how to sharpen a mower blade where you make sure it's balanced?


no idea


just sharpen the mower blade and cut your arm off when it randomly turns on


anyone else really like when hispanic mommy types call you "mi amor"


obviously you remove the blade first


the og devs didnt do it because they were eq addicts and this is how eq did servers
the nudevs don’t do it because theyre completely incompetent and cant fix anything


maybe alg it to find the best way.
remove the blade.
i used a angle grinder to sharpen the blade and slowly spun it on a stick to feel and check the balance until it was correct. if you sharpen it on the mower it wont be balanced and will put a lot of stress on the mower with the centrifugal force or whatever


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it do be


my therapist would like that


maybe i need to get into therapy again


why cant i just nap all day with kenobi baby yoda mush feat hamburgers in between


i need my meds but i stopped taking them and they ran out and i never got more


>i need my meds
actually you dont


what kinda meds are they like depression meds or crazy meds?


>tfw you didn't use the best dunkelgrau


i need that nizoral 2% shampoo


new nik




You know how Americans and Europeans are all about splitting the bill with friends and family? In more muslim leaning countries you have to fight for the bill. You know a family dinner escalated and a huge fight broke out. Won't happn in la


Investigators say Dwayne Haskins had "drank heavily" and ingested ketamine in the hours leading up to his passing, and had a blood alcohol level of .24 at the time of the April 9 accident.


im all about paying for what i ordered


whats ketamine


i want to die


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isnt that what gleep took for his depression


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you ever get distracted from that feel? its what i live for


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>just make an account its free


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why yes i have an account in thotsbay dot com it was free afterall


stupid whore is rubbing pokemon cards on her tits


i made one and im glad i did. sometimes you have to make accounts


why no of course i dont have an account for thotsbay dot com, as its a rule of mine to never make accounts




oh my god is that a boner?


ive got 5 pages of watched threads on thotsbay…



just hit us with the hottest image or video you ever seen there and if it does it for me i might make an account




it's art varg


bro i couldnt care less


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come on man dont let your sacrifice be in vain


let me see lil fake gamers stinky feet and ass without making an account!


Man blocks McDonald's drive-thru for two hours by refusing to wait in bay for McMuffin


im gonna take it sip
by sip
by sip
by sip


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Vadim Shishimarin sentenced to life in prison in Kyiv just now.




it cant be just now if it isnt breaking


vadim shishimarin



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the sleeper has awakened


gooood morning god dammit



you can just make up shit like this and everyone will believe you


good meowning~


its worth it for the retweets


the biblical 1k retweet dopamine coma


time to get a job man


Veronica Leal VS Anna de Ville #2wet, 6on2, ATOGM, DAP, Rough, Big Gapes, Pee Drink, Squirt Drink, Cum in Mouth, Swallow GIO2136


whats wrong with your brain man


one hour until the puck drops!


did you already post this? if not that means those girls filmed scenes back to back, possibly in the same day


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dem bolts sweep…


i posted part 1 yesterday. this is part 2 and yes lp scenes are shot back to back


come on man whats wrong with you


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those poor girls…





Money line: Panthers +102 (bet $100 to win $102) | Lightning -125 (bet $125 to win $100)

Against the spread (ATS): Panthers +1.5 (-250) | Lightning -1.5 (+180)

Over/Under (O/U): 6.5 (O: -105 | U: -120)


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been a rough few months for the ape bros i hope theyre ok


it's been more than a few months, george died in 2020


objects arent really colored color only exists in the mind


a little garlic and chili powder in the black beans oh yeah thats the stuff


throw some lemon juice in


im not THAT adventurous


i could teach your mouth some wonderful things…


[object Object]


you niggas human?




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its 6:37 time to check on the pork


i want an amazoness futa to cumflate me but im not gay


dont remind me……


for me its size difference





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got some neuron folds up in this thread




toon just hit the yoinky sploinky


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hahah whoa toon


love when toon gets catty and starts mocking his team


charging the batteries again ~_~




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the mangos i bought were so good oh mama
its mango season may-september so get in there /b/rothers


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love mangos
love fruits simple as


hate mangos but do go off queen


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how could you hate mangos


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watame kiss~


what goes through your mind when you type out stuff like this?


mmmmmmmm… mah!


short girls are cute


should i start a compost heap


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yui has been prescribed wellbutrin


alexa wellbutrin


i take that its generic name is bupropion. its a mood stabilizer.


im gonna take some l theanine tonight you guys ever do that supp




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and thats a good thing


18 minutes per pound was too much il try 16 minutes per pound tomorrow


or just use a heavier piece of meat



tucker time


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ugh mom is going to bible study shes a christcuck


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is that noel


it's some other titty monster


shes got huge boobas


i want to go to a mexican family grill out and eat a ton of tacos and etc dang it


we dem bolts!


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help me


oh no no no shitties


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my fellow gurapeds
we fucking lost


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mom found the diaper dispenser


uh oh dem refs are gettin involved…


*stops the game for 20 minutes*


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america is so pasted unethically experimenting on its own citizens


we dem refs


big discussion over on the lp forum


ew dude come on


hol up hol up!


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for me its jgirls and their moms


go challenge that you fucking nigger




jmilfs do be hitting different frfr


hol up hol up we dem refs!




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sigh i shoulda got a gas mower


gas is about to be $10/gallon


okay i made the right choice


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the man cuts his lawn with an electric mower, Peggy
it just ain't right



narcissa live consider opening the stream alongside toontime and its like jerma and cosmo are having a conversation


Experimental pill to treat hair loss prompts some to regrow a nearly full head of hair


now brother i sneed this



its time to buy some stocks


i had alopecia areata when i was 20 i had to get injections into my scalp every month for 7 months


yeah, well, you're a fucking NIGGER


ive given it some thought and decided that man of la mancha is definitely my favorite musical its not even really close actually


musicals are gay


when i think of a guy with a favorite musical i think of someone wearing a plaid shirt and a beanie with thick rimmed glasses


wonder if lala land is good it has the goose he never fails us


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for me? it's the og westside story


oliver for me


wonder what whisky out of a jug tastes like


the C's are winning 23-4


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im the man of la sip



hes just like me


solid picks


like one of those ceramic ones?
can't be too different from glass right?



wish i had a jug with xxx on it for all my swilling needs


its no different than cheap plastic handles of fleischmans whiskey and other hobo whiskies


gonna go deliberately lose in pokemon go pvp and still get rewards B)


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the translucent plastic doesnt give it a different flavor


come on man


this is stupid



you on the right


looks like shit


there is a noticeable difference in taste between fleischmann's and


authentic moonshine comes in glass apple juice type bottles or mason jars not that faggoty ass fag shit thats only good for storing monkeypox cum


there are some surprisingly expensive antique swill jugs on antiques roadshow


i was using hobo and to describe something comparable in price range and quality tier


6 slices of zah in the bel

might go for one more..


that same guy on the left would still look good even in fedorabros goofy outfit


thats so much sodium bro


ye olde swill jug


no the 3/4 pie is perfect. then you wait for it to settle and then you have 2 slices later which is a decent snack


*chews gum VERY loudly*


your right as always


2 awesome 'za moments is better than 1 gluttonous unbutton your pants full one


youre just like me


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sigh we used to be a real country


we're here for you stonewarebro


now thats a real swillin' jug


alexa where can i get an authentic ye olde swill jug xxx


we used to make steel


*takes out my banjo*


stupid string instruments in different tunings. fuck ukes too


making your own banjo is fun and a step up in craft coolness from cigar box guitars


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im too dep and angry to like that stuff



its time to snap out of the dep


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hell yeah



no way that's real


just checked it is real mpv is confirmed based


we dem bolts!


if you ever feel bad because someone shits on your post reminder it was probably me and your post might not be as gay as i said it was


link it


hold on let me link


well being gay is cool and good so


i mean…


he also called haskell a meme language


what happened to that ufc guy paddy
paddy plimblett or w/e


cmon thats not a real person


it does sound like a made-up sims name


he's inbetween fights. wogan made fun of how fat he is because he gets fat between fights


we want paddy
we want paddy


the pugilist paddy paddy plimblett


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disrespect the bowl
pay the toll




is it a healthy bulk or does he actually get fat fat



paddy the faddy


is he amish or something?


he's a goofball irish guy


lol dude called him chris from family guy


do women actually do this for their husbands or is this such a front for youtube


they used to



i think it depends on how in control the dude is. there are the bentos that the good talented moms make for their kids that are way cooler than those. not tastewise theyre made from garbage food like hot dog and ham


everything a woman does is a front for attention.


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sigh tfw no wife


that's a weird orange, must be an asia thing.


7 Likely Scenarios the Globalist Elites Are Playing Out with Monkeypox


come on man


whats #4


i meant bologna


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im such a mess. we have more than 1 floridabro correct?


dem bolts have swept the shitties


floridabro here


several floridabros


sorry i forgot about that


hol up hol up hol up
we dem bloos


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we used to have a second flordiabro in tinny
but alas!



should have studied for a job that lets me be around animals all day instead of people


theyre so hot


GODS REVENGE? "Monkey AIDS" Epidemic RAVAGES Europe , Punishing Homosexuals | America First Ep. 999



wish i woulda went to college to become a park ranger or something that deals with parks


do the rangers ever disappear?


government leech bet youd take that fat pension while your at it too


i just wanna walk around trees and dirt and stuff all day and then collect a fat pension


my friend did mosquito control for the town and got to do that


park ranger
zoo keeper

pretty top tier jobs


thats pretty cool


you could be a forest hobo but theres no pension


zoo keeper would be dep. you probably wouldnt be working for the best zoos in the world


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hey wallstare check this


whats dep about it


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yeah zoos are dep for me too


hell yeah brother
nice work


youd be in some joe exotic place with small concrete cages and sick animals dying


itd be cool to be one of those guys who are paid to scare away birds from swimming too long in the poisoned quarry water


all the zoos ive been to the animals did NOT look like they were sick or dying


went to the dc zoo once it was raining and one of the pandas had poop all over itself



panda bears are stupid as hell how did they become the mascot for china


i did an decent audiobook about a woodshobo in maine. he lived like ted in the woods and survived by breaking into summer houses and a closed summer camp to steal small amounts of food

"The Stranger in the Woods: The extraordinary story of the last true hermit"


vodnvape tinny and sipper are the 3 confirmed floridabros



game night is complete
we played this system called mausritter where you play as a mouse and fight rats and spiders and stuff
basically redwall the rpg


i fixed my code now it works :3


post it


spilled a bunch of peanuts all over the floor


thats nuts


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thought vnv and sipper were the same


vnvs a real hoot


the vnv pathfinder streams…


in time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings


is vnv pokemon go poster…….


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>thought vnv and sipper were the same




epic fail, bruh


vod n vape mmore likke vod n sip


theres something fundamentally wrong with you


toot how useful is lua?
its the wow addon language but what else even uses it


vod hasn't streamed once so far in 2022.

do we have any proof of life?



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>what else even uses it


time for,
elden ring


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This is not fucking good. I put 7K on the Heat at +7.5. Holy shit my mortgage is due next week FUCK


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imagine getting your home repossessed cause you made a dumb bet


you really shouldnt have a mortgage if your whole savings is barely 7k


last time i checked my savings were under 2k


my savings are all liquid




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thank fuck im done with this nokron and river of blood shit these underground zones suck now im in mt. gelmir


how much savings are you supposed to have


ame is using some horn that makes annoying sounds


were neets we dont have any savings


gonna dep snooze smell ya later comm


after the crypto crash? zero


7 bottles


i have 15 bottles of booze in my room right now


what wealth…


walking around with 38k runes..


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ate too much pizza earlier and got super tired

tried to sleep and wasted like 90 minutes


feeling bad about my world conquest not sure if im gonna make it

also having trouble gaming because cat keeps walking on my keyboard


cats are NOT allowed on the desk


she goes where she wants i cant control her


my entire apartment was setup to let michael go anywhere he wanted without touching the ground. i had 3 bar chairs scattered in the open, etc



oh no no no


bro the cat walks around everywhere on the floor and in the litter box and now thats all over your keyboard


michael is still alive???




ive had a tab open from 9 hours ago..


i have a tab open from weeks ago



i said was. also that old cat vid earlier made me really sad


really craving some key lime pie


oh sorry bud


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look at this nip


that's a great pie flavor


are you a floridabro?


of course


i asked because now i know its a
"i've had real key lime pie it's so good, that green colored pudding jello stuff you get isnt real key lime pie"



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kinda wanna nightskate but its already really late


its almost time to do our thing bro



but also those comments


odds read bewk
evens watch jasonbourne


Dice rollRolled 2



eh maybe tomorrow its to late i guess


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die dude


stop harassing me holy crap


well well well would you look at the time



great got harassed again


hate harassers so much





had to grab a couple ziploc bags from the garage to put change in and i came back in and mom looked at me and said "oh i thought you had pot in those"




nature sounds calm me down when i get triggered


unrest is in the soul


too bad theyre midgets in rl
that ramu pic freaked me out


i just made a demon face


im the joker baby


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frogpost dno


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:( poor duck


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smaller than 4'10" is the actual midget cutoff i believe


lot of visual buzz about those spy kids and that face it makes


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a minder had to step in lol


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thats like randy johnson with that bird


i miss the movieboy voting era


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i miss video games


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bro did you win or what


he won the diarrhea challenge with that kimchi


wild to me that disney used to unquestionably be the worlds greatest animation studio. for a time snow white was the most popular movie in the world. hitler screened disney movies and loved mickey mouse. disney was the inspiration for basically the entire japanese animation industry

now they churn out ugly lesbian trash truly wild


it was the jews


cool it you two


whats america the best at anymore


jinny is live btw


the simp of zagreb


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id go to europe if i could go via a boat because im scared of heights


youve never flown before?


i want a candy bar


i've never flown neither


killing civilians
putin be jelly


i aint never done did no newflagled flyinmajig


summoning salt ran out of interesting speedruns to make videos about
wii mario? this sucks


elden bros get in here for the 54 minute halberd discussion!


you guys watch different algs than me


i flew to new york, pennsylvania, virginia, vermont, and new hampshire as a kid but now im scared of heights i couldnt get on an airplane but id happily go to europe on a boatr


im outside your house right now


i've flown countless times


do you wanna hang out maybe kiss


yeah open your door ill be right in with hugs and kisses


did anyone see that new matrix movie


toot this guy wants to murder me


how come the bara body style is basically only seen in rugby


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im hungry


not my problem


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bros get on sc2 were enjoying the most exciting and polish rts experience out there~!


actually sc2 isnt polish


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le whole mood?




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whats it like braiding your hair


bag of sand


man jinny has been streaming 10h+ every single day…



did you just link me 44 minutes long video


44 minutes is nbd


i'm still not rich i cant do this shit anymore


not for neetcucks


*eats 7 days croissants*



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she just had to do it to em


hbt u up


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im seething
im coping
i want out of this hell


*plays around with my bp


dont do that


ahh 4 str 4 stam cat ears


who cares if one more light goes out?



lmbao and lmbfao are two chinese spies




lmbao and… lmbfao


polka made a cool eurobeat song and no one told me wtf!


this is huge


*ships watamlitzer*


oh nononono sony sistas… we got too cocky!


wonder if its true that the holos spend tens of thousands producing a single song


this performance helps me. i literally cry everytiem theres too many feels in it. (reminder that this is after the black ocean)


i was so mad when i learned that every game i played as a kid was gimped and slowed down


damn i dont care about plastic gooks jiving at all



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*spins around*


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about to be a huge get on /v/ bros


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i cant fucking believe i have to be at work rn
kill me


we dont work


failget failboard


>all that text
just say chud


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so happy i woke up for another day of living..


so happy i woke up for another day of working..


time for Relaxing Sega Saturn Music (100 songs)



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zii needs to play kissy kissy cutie 2




Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the The City. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I read a book a day. You know, I read a book a day not to show off it’s again about the knowledge. In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible, because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little town across the backstreets sleeping on a couch.


these morning poops are starting to piss me the fuck off
how do i change my pooping schedule back


im going for a bicycle ride?


im as cold as ice
ready to sacrifice
my boss





you know what i like more than materialistic things? pad


wait what did this guy mean? what actually killed them? wild trannies or something?


hes referring to the clot shot duh


who would create jobs if there were no bosses? you better go thank mr shekkelstein for the privilege of working. in fact you should offer to work for free as you're so grateful to him for making use of your labor


it was the heat this time buddy but i know what you mean


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the black ocean…


ive been sitting on my ass too much


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i do all of my sitting with my ass


i would like to shrink all of you put you in a bottle and scream at you


youve got about 10 seconds to put me out of my misery before i crawl into your peehole and wreck that shit uP


*gets in your foreskin instead*


*sits and waits patiently for the ziistream*


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i was really motivated for a few days but now i'm dep again


assmangold reacts to johm depp trial!


gonna go to arbys and enjoy their fancy new burger


i made another poe character.


ha! you expected a zii stream? too bad! it's just me, a toon stream >:3~~



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if i post a pic knotgirl will die. shes level 19 rn


bro taste is playing a new rts


you lie, sir toon is offline


cna i play poe with u…


i dont ever wanna be like trump so im publishing my tax returns on my public website every year


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is he getting wider


he's expanding XDDDDDDDD





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sure. do you have anything close in level?
keep in mind ive never completed the campaign or played with another person. i like to play a lot for shorter periods but lets do this. in the afternoon or tonight





just made you clean that sportsnewsnorm shit
thanks for doing my dirty work, bitch


dont clean gfurr wtf


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yorbros check this out


scat dno



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that shouldve been spoiled

naw naw naw skip


eat my ass



if you fight the occasional skipposts i will start nick and broussardposting.


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ok you called my bluff im not going to do that. i just want you to spoiler your bara pictures bro


ugh hate waking up this early


i know yall waiting for my empire at war and totally not boring stream but i wont be able to stweam tonight.



got some meijers sushi for lunch but forgot to grab chopsticks x_X


i'm nigger cattling to john depp. this guy on right now is ok


love this pic


i know you do gweedly


i was having good poops but then i drank some kombucha and now my poops are terrible
im never drinking kombucha again


just use a fork man


poops are weird your terrible poop mightve been already loaded in the chamber when you booched


im just using my fingers


wanna recreate it?



wonder if i could keep some good poops in the freezer incase my gut fauna gets fricked so i can do a quick poop enema


did you miss my response? >>1661110 because of the clean? answering your post was very scary for me


did you see the tom brady fecal transplant south park?


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ugh the thumbnail spoiled it -_-



sigh this wow streaming tgirl has a gf


Being your little brother would be so fucking hot. I'd hold my ear to your door at odd hours of the night, hoping and praying to catch the soft moans of my horny naughty sister, I would creep my eye to under door crack and watch the shadows of you move


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fecal transplants are a real thing which you probably know if youre talking about freezing good poops (that would kill the flora but moving on)
because tom brady is so perfect and good at everything everyone wanted his flora and people spent the episode trying to obtain his poop so they could put it in them


just log in bro whats the problem


some sites are worth logging in for


if you want a good gut just don't eat sugar


you probably need to keep the ph right


thats bull i was eating sugar when mine was good


this is meowdalyn af


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wonder if i should steal one of moms probiotic drink things


it would be like stealing a yogurt cup it isnt worth it if your mom would get peeved from it. if she doesnt notice that stuff try it. its like a yogurt milkshake it looks like kefir



is yurop cool i want to visit an old town with windy brick roads and a castle or canal or something but it seems like itd be too expensive


yea it would be too expensive. sounds like you want prague


yeah the clean made me miss it…
id make a new character but i can catch up real quick bc im a gamer


actually, are you in standard league or the new flavor of the month league? i have a lvl 15 on standard


everything is so expensive


no europe sucks ass
its pure boomershit
go to japan


i dont want you to grind hard to play for 20 minutes with me. id feel better about playing tomorrow or later.
im interested in playing with a person

ive never played standard i always do the league until i nod out and wake up with a dead character. ive got a bunch of standard characters from dying in hardcore


the closest thing i have to a vacation idea is going somewhere to see the museums


my cock is rock hard


been to ireland spain italy france england germany and the netherlands and theyre all gay as hell traveling is dumb


i also have no idea where and if should i travel this summer.
i might just invest in crypto and play games at home


i think the limit to my budget is taking the train to niagara falls or something


im all set with solo vacations as well i was just mentioning it for bros mentioning it lately


how about we travel somewhere together big guy


is there gonna be a gamescom this year? hell i might go there again instead of going to an island like last year


theres a global pandemic going on retards


more like panicdemic


ok someone gook me up


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good clean


good morning gookers




jinny is hot and cute you morons


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ok well if anyone wants to play poe im JokerfiedDaveStrider


i swear to god whks boobers got even bigger than they used to be


is it a pushup bra they're massive


holy shit


ive got like 4 dark orange dex gear pieces from leveling thuleanpip i can give you when you are high enough level to use


i think shes aware and showing them off on purpose


good lord im seriously considering subbing just to watch this entire vod




i dunno man that doesnt sound like her


shes been aware from day 1 theres no fucking way your the hottest gook on the planet and you are not aware of it


portions of this post aren't true


you have no idea what your talking about man


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i wonder what my french proficiency is (i speak french)


damn always thought croatians were retarded but turns out its just zii


come on man its not that bad


there can only be one undeveloped brain of zagreb


im amazed any esl can understand what we type here


why are you so mean just leave me alone if you have nothing good to say


i know i'm stupid but i just cant read constant bashing and shittalking about my undeveloped brain. this isnt even about little banter there and then anymore, its constantly shittalking and every morning i feel like complete shit and garbage by reading the thread


its true



why did they model the eu parliament building after that tower of babel painting?


It doesn't.

No one knows how the tower of Babel looked like or if there ever was one. Based on archeologic findings, if there was one (or a building that would match the legend) it would have been a ziggurat.

Since they're is no accurate description of the tower of babel, if such a structure even existed, the question is meaningless.


dont ask questions slave




take my picture
smack my gook up


>the statue doesnt look like satan dude. satan doesnt even exist. how can something look like a thing that doesnt even exist the question is meaningless. deboonked


even indiana dunes is charging entrance fees now ugh


dune you mean like the movie dune orrrr…??


>if such a structure even existed
ugh, norms posting in the comm again yikes


can you 4norms stop it with the fucking greening jesus christ


embrassasing post, i wouldn't blame you if you deleted it


the most obvious move would be to green that post but i never let people know my next move


your moves are gay, man


midwest bros are you seeing this weather


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globies love to dab on the nigger cattle with their architecture. theres all the denver airport stuff, the UN has something, this church in the vatican, that louvre pyramid


yeah its the perfect day to stay inside and play vidoe games!


its beautiful today but im too dep to move


never buying oatmeal bread again


the guy delivering my booze tried to start a conversation with me but i was too tard brained and made him repeat himself a few times


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the denver airport ….


i would kill for a quick sniff of whks pits


but would you die for it


i wouldnt mind


i wouldnt be able to be near her pits without sticking my face in them for a few hours
oriental pits are just sublime in a way that you have to experience to understand
it cannot be described


why do national parks make you pay admission fees when i already paid for and own them its called taxes


ok good point but have you considered


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in meet virginia he says she doesnt own a dress but in the music video she clearly puts on her waiting uniform which is a dress is it supposed to be a lease or something?


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>The software was produced by the LEGO Group as a part of LEGO Design byME, a now-defunct service that people could use to order their own LEGO creations for delivery as actual models.


is poe free
if i hop on will i get groomed


theres a way people are designing their own lego things still. they send you all the parts for the build



how does poe stay free? do people ever buy the cosmetics?


poe2 comes out before starfield?
toddbros we keep losing


oh shit a topic
*grabs an alg*


i wish there was a new mp game i could play


butt rose'd myself while pooping


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come on man stop sticking stuff up your butt


what the heck is that


its what troons are calling a prolapsed anus now


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come on man


you guys should stream something



fuck yes


i meant 162 streamers


Your ASS is Grass and we're going to Mow it, Eden Ivy, 5on1, ATM, DP, Rough, Gapes, Monster ButtRose, Creampie Swallow GIO2133



you guys wouldnnt even know about anna if it wasnt for me


gonna say hi in her chat


false.. no


tfw anna will never call you her love…


sigh she ignored my question


she just called me her love…


bing chillin


when they have 2 girls in the scene they make them lick each others buttrose


sneed the anna buttrose


watame its 3am you need to sleep


anna did a scene for pascal's subsluts


she did ass to mouth scene
with me




im that black guy from her video btw


stop talking smack about anna retards


i smacked her ass alright


simps in chat
talks shit on 162

your such a twofaced bitch zii


wasnt me


and hey most, if not all, viewers from my stream talk shit about me here.
many such cases


i mean annas a sweet nice girl and youre a mean bully sooo…


anna has nearly 500 viewers


good lord


apparently butt rose happens if you dont grav poop or you are an old lady


finally a movie about literally me


did they get bigger damn


it would be about you if it was called the gay man instead


i like how one of them is bigger than the other


netflix movies are so soulless


genuinely looks awful


*disappears behind a car*


where did that guy go just now


huh? who? i didnt see anyone


took a 2 hour nap


or if you are 5 ft tall 100lbs and you get your ass violently fucked by a bunch of dudes with dicks the size of my forearm 3 at the same time


webmd didnt mention that


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he's just like me…


nothing i saw in that trailer was gray man


gray man should just be a movie about a guy doing the most mundane stuff so nobody notices him
why are there rocket launchers in that trailer




the gook man


i just got done streaming but it was just a little test



modern warfare 2 (2)




not even two hours


diablo immortal comes out in 9 days!


ultrawide is such a meme
worst idea ever


why dont they make a sequel to this instead of the gay man



the sequel to modern warfare 1 (2)


holy fuck!


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mom keeps buying this broccoli with cheese and it stinks


im mean because other people are mean


fuck you


im like TT
just like TT


whose gook is this


cheese is not meant to be on vegetables man


on my bday…
come on man stream something for us


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its just pyopyo man


sickzii is basically the ryan gosling of the comm


actually its not supposed to be on meat dumb goyim


i was trying to sync up my phone webcam but i think i just should buy a real webcam


actually hes more like danny devito or something


ziis 7'2"


7 2 and gay


i'm not gay i'm happy with >>1661321


iq of 72


and i have a job, which means your iq is below 50 and you piss in jugs


all i have to do is cook pork again today and then im done with my responsibilities for a while


jugs are for smart people who dont have time to leave their work to take a piss in the nigger cattle room


these bagel bites suck ass


bro …


googled a girl from highschool with big boobers that i kinda had a crush on and havent seen in like 15 years
she never had any facebook or ig or anything so i couldnt stalk
turns out she has a recent pic on her work website
time has not been kind to her


white girls past 25
the wall
name a more iconic duo


post her


post a pic


no its the only pic of her on the entire net and if she reverse image searches it shes gonna find this place cant risk that



youre such a fucking pussy man


please stop posting this while im phoning


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come on man we want to see the boobs


wish i had a hot dog rn


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gay bwos is this true?


no shes holding a dog thats covering up her boobs you can only see her face its a horrible pic



damn the tgook i posted the other day has a bunch of nasty stuff on thotsbay


dont post it


my face
her pits
name a more iconic duo


yeah post jinny instead shes hot


her tummy
my hand


i think il have to have a serious discussion about my life when im around 34 years old but until then its still smokin green in the daytime and drinkin cold ones in the nighttime


tfw 31


why 34


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kill me


i think under 35 is still pretty young


what is that dark wojak face called


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35 is new 25 i can confirm, for men at least


wish i was rich and could solve all my problems with money


why is he wearing gloves



hes gay


invest in crypto bro


i hate how the new thing with troon pornstars is to not use a troony sounding name and use a normal girl porn whore name. lets see emma rose is the latest one


this feel but unironically


tfw 31


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>the tgook i posted


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get in my belly little bwappa


toot this ones for you
i loved this alg



we need to watch as many live sports now because soon it will be the dark period of the only thing being on tv is regular season baseball


when i was in 4th or 5th grade my grandma got me this really basic your body/sex-ed book that was more about puberty. it wasnt like the pozzed ones schools are giving to kids you see in the news.
there was one part where it said
"Craig had heard from boys at school that if you didn't lose your virginity by the time you're 15 it makes you a loser"
even though it was a fictional example thing i became obsessed with losing my virginity by the time i was 15 or id be a loser


Someone Stole Seth Green's Bored Ape, Which Was Supposed To Star In His New Show


you can learn how to manually keep score and do that. its really tistic


did you


10 days after i turned 15



sigh im so sorry you had teensex v___v




hold up how many bored apes are there?


when i was 18 i fucked 17 yo girl


toot send this guys ip to the fbi hes a pedo rapist


+1 that post really freaked me out


its really been 6 weeks of this johnny depp shit


hope they both get the electric chair



are you allowed to buy electric chairs


im at 60 hours played in elden ring and only now getting into mt gelmir…



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soy moment


sneed it


we are virgin maxers here



microcenter has 25+ 3080tis in stock at msrp
guess the xbox guy feels silly now


come on man, just a few more weeks for the 4000 stuff to drop


a card that came out two years ago is at msrp? holy shit!


and now its gonna go up again because of the global economic collapse


thats why we bought a series x bro


do americans really


need a stinky gook monkey to massage my back


losing virginity before first relationship?


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the ones here walk on your back, but it's like $99 for an hour


just $99 for a gook……


wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone trying to work on my feet theyre covered in rough skin


i stink


BREAKING: Two people have died after a shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde.


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gavotte time


wtf? in the middle of a global pandemic??



being old must fucking suck
will never get that old


bet its different for people with kids


i like bonbi…




we all do dont be weird about it


gonna make a /mu/ post get ready



so declassifying ufo documentation was just disclosure of next gen war machines?


god i hate the random anx buildups


just hop in the shower


Teen who collapsed in bedroom has life saved by gamer friend 5,000 miles away


wonder why he collapsed


can i ask about starcraft





come on man


is brood war still alive/interesting/cool enough for me to start playing it and to play it regularly but amateurishly for years or is it on life support


whats his question gonna be…….


bw1 or bw2


brood war 1998 starcraft original the prequel


bw will never die


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>is brood war still alive/interesting/cool enough


you can find people to play pretty easily but theyre not gonna be beginners


play the campaigns


asl and bsl and all kinds of stuff is still going strong
theres a lot of gooks on the ladder so if you have bad ping it might be tough


the n64 bw comm is on life support they need us


remember how hype it was waiting for the bw pros to transition to sc2
but then they werent really any better than the sc2 pros :/


bros hop on modern warfare 2 (2) !!!!


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>ISIS Plotting To Assassinate George W. Bush In Dallas


alright time to try this pork at 16 minutes per pound


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the starcraft board game comm………


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dang, not again


sigh not like this loona bros…..


rain dominated sc2


he was the least bad of them if thats what you mean


/MOG/ - Monkeypox Outbreak General #26


your memory sucks dude


whatever bro


a fresh iu vid popped up in my notifications today and i got all excited but it was just some gay instructions on how to use a lightstick or whatever


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intelcucks its over time to surrender


based amdchads as usual


the e cores were supposed to save intel…
its over pc bros the xchads keep making fun of us


the indian century


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check out how nasty the earwax i just qtipped looks


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im chuggin beer


wish i was chuggin beer


bro thats almost how dark my earwax plug was


stop using qtips bro




it just pushes the wax deeper in and solves nothing


you should just be irrigating your ears because qtips will impact the wax


been qtipping for years not about to stop


my pork will be ready in 65 minutes


never qtipped does it feel good


same been using qtips all my life and never had a wax problem
i only have a wax problem when i stop qtipping
i think you have to be retarded to push qtips too deep


qtipping feels great but its not a great way to clean



yeah it feels like getting fucked in the pussy


i need some clarity on this qtip situation there is a lot of buzz but


i am yi rong ma


i used to qtip but havent in years
i notice no difference in anything


*slaps the windshield*
*crosses arms and looks into the distance*


if you go to get your ears cleaned by a doctor they dont use qtips they irrigate it with water


got to level 15 in poe
or was it 16


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Many problems with ear wax result from people using cotton tips in an attempt to remove the wax. But what they actually do is push the wax further into the ears, against the tide of migrating cells, causing it to impact and accumulate. So, to quote the words said by many Ear, Nose, and Throat (ENT) surgeons, "Do not put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear!".


bro diablo immortal is coming out next week!


what about raycons


love this one >///<


uh oh what about my finger i stick my finger in there all the time



is your finger smaller than your elbow? if so dont put it in your ear


the science is settled


whats this antiqtip shilling


just Big Irrigation up to their usual tricks


i need some clarity on this qtip situation there is a lot of buzz but all im getting is confuse


lol the guy that shot up that elementary school was a mexican tranny


*jams a stick directly into my ear canal*
whats the worst that could happen


cute :3


just resubbed to pewds


ear plugs are ok but qtips and fingers arent?


why are they saying obi wan had a mullet they have no idea what a mullet looks like


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cant believe i bought an xbox for starfield and its been delayed indefinitely..


when you have a gf can you fuck her whenever you want or do girls not like that
like i sometimes jack 5 times a day does that directly translate to 5 fucks a day or what


she will deny you her holes


cant believe you guys jack off this much


what can i say im a horny motherfucker


if you have a gf and she doesnt want to fuck and you force her does that count as rape or what


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starfield… a 5080ti with ray tracing on… e cores running hot
todd im ready
take me to the future
take me … to space


the robe and the slips have been doned


sometimes you get a gf that wants to have s*x more than you do
sometimes you get a gf that doesnt want to have s*x at all
either way you are cutting your gamer hours in half or worse and shes not going to smell good all the time


take me … to a ship on someones head


"sometimes you get a gf" he says


save us todd otherwise its over for us


i trust todd


what if you get a ggf(gamer gf)



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i have so much to say about ear maintenance but im too dep to do it


bro you gotta help us settle this db8


are your ears all fucked up


come on man the community needs this


if you dont have wet earwax then you are not white


if only our main nigger kobe was still alive


grow up


two big game 4s tonight..


i just hope luka doesnt go out with 4-0 that would be hella embarrassing


thats just a tgf


the ear cleaning comm in shambles


i like to call them by their maiden name baby gays


we dem canes
we dem oilels


actually im waiting for gleepys biblical drawing of how to clean up ears with qtips or something
i know hes not gonna disappoint


oh no no no


man what a hot take holy shit


dont curse



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some recruiter from what looked like a pretty cool company contacted me about 2 months ago and i declined
today i read on linkedin they laid off 10% of the staff :)


shannon sharpe made a michael phelps reference in that video


oh cool


puck drops in 30


*hops on the sportsnorm side of youtube*


got a huge dep trig when i saw this for the first time months ago
think ill watch it again


never apologize


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i was the person who had a right ear clogged for almost 2 months. theres all sorts of stuff that works and helps but the best is the kit from the pharmacy with the bulb and this baby oil stuff to loosen it up. thats the hard kill

blast hot as you can stand water into your ear for a while during a shower if its clogged. im all about tilting my head and changing angles until i find one where the shower blasts.

take small piece of paper towel, wet it with hottest water you can stand and then crush it into the smallest ball with your fingertips. like youre making a diamond
put the compressed and mostly wrung out piece of paper towel as deep in as you can get.
the paper towel will slowly start to expand, ever so gradually increasing the air pressure in your ear. you will feel the ear wax start to slide and loosen up. when you pull the paper towel out it usually has a nice glob.
when you do this lie on your side with your ear down
do minute head angle adjustments every few minutes (this sounds autistic it isnt). the wax has to get around a weird u-turn in your ear canal to get out
so you need it to drip one way, then another
and the shape of ear canals varies greatly even between your 2 ears. so the angles you turn your head try to go by feel, can you feel it sliding

combine shower with wet paper towel will solve everything except that one time.

i can plug my ear with a finger tip and i seem to be able to slowly increase negative pressure that i suspect is caused by containing the pressure of my heartbeat in an enclosed place.
then i pull out my finger and the finger tip is covered

qtips? i use them to wipe the circular area around the entry to the ear canal. l

this last one is kinda yoga high level monk shit
regardless they all have that suck on the wax feel and the sliding wax feel. the sucks will take forever to happen its just the slow sucking noise of wax and you keep thinking its about to pop open but its just that slow suck

theres more i need to think



what a fucking GOD

"theres more i need to think"
now thats just classic gleep we love you man


fighting off a nap


oops dropped a knife on my ceramic pan and put a crack in it


i just fold paper into long thin points and dig out the ear wax


all that i learned fighting 1 clog. before that my ears were never clogged for long enough to require doing anything


if you irrigate your ears regularly itll never get bad enough where you need to do anything more than blast it with warm water


this is why we dont hold knives over pans


holy shit!


all this ear talk is making my ears itchy but im at a fancy dinner…


hes at a fancy dinner he says


so the angles you turn your head try to go by feel, can you feel it sliding


why are you on onesixtwo at a fancy dinner


each paper towel ball should be refreshed every 20 minutes. if you get sick of everything and go in with an oral syringe pull VERY GENTLY i sucked the syringe a tiny bit and it sucked into my ear drum and felt incredible sharp pain


i get major dirt/dead skin backup on the back of my ear that i have to rub off every once in a while


i bet girls have none of these problems


the back of my ears never had any issues until i turned about 23 24
since then its a mess i have to clean it every day


holy crap what do we think about this??


a gay cartoon?


The second pre-release for 1.19 is now available and it comes with a bunch of bugfixes!

Important to note is that a recent change made it possible for more types of mobs to spawn inside Nether Portals, which caused them to instantly change dimensions after spawning. We will not be making any further changes to this before the release of 1.19, but our intent for the future is to prevent most mobs from spawning in Nether Portals and the ones that do will not immediately travel through the portal. Expect to see these changes in a coming version.


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ab ab ab ab ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh


what fancy dinner are you eating!


first of all its a game not a cartoon and secondly its got hot chicks with cute tummys and big boobs so its not gay at all


what game


i like you deeply as a friend and im gonna choose not to even respond to that *inflates you making you big and round*


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well, like my deadbeat broke uncle always used to advice, you gotta buy the rumor and sell the fact


imagine blowing a raspberry on its belly


love a biblical 7 paragraph gleepbomb


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recently everyone on my family got sick
except me the unvax chad


lets move to casper wyoming


whats in casper they got some cool mountains and trees and stuff?


gothkingcobra, target, wal-mart


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*moves to casper*
what now…


theres some buzz about a new school shooting


it was a depressed mavs fan
he couldnt bear to see luka get dunked on like that


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towa's sexy voice…


lapchan… my daughter


canesbros…we cant let the rags win


how do you use an nft on a show and why cant he draw another ape?


you know what i like more than materialistic things? knowledge


i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls


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imagine your child being killed by a raging mexican tranny


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at 18 minutes per pound the pork loin was overcooked at 170 degrees
at 16 minutes per pound it was undercooked at 133 degrees



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a nice long 7 game series to let the bolts heal up


so are you telling me amd is winning
looking at performance tests it looks like intel is mogging them


tucker time


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Overwatch Streamer Joomla25 passed away


intel cpus draw like 500W peak just to compete with amd but they provide a smoother user experience and peace of mind
if youre a floridabro go with amd for the cool temps but if you live up north intel can warm your house and warm your heart


i used to trap on the corner but that was decades ago
i was high as a cloud and that was seconds ago


youre a lyrical wordsmith


you ever try slicing into the loin while its cooking and checking the cross section visually?


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very strong champs
very strong synergies


man how come i end up going out 4th in every game trying to go challengers then any time i get a jihn i go out like 7th


this guy got double backfoot early and hes braggin


in the dota one im trying so hard to get 3 stars and better heroes and i lose track of the synergies


complaining about the history channel not showing history is played out but why the fuck cant they show something different than american pickers. anything


i dunno but my room stinks real bad


you need a window cracked or you need to clean things that smell






wish i was sipping a nice cold brew


and letting all the juices out?


its tuesday bro you know what we do on tuesday night!


before you take it out just do a little check


undercooked meat is nbd


canesbros i cant watch anymore


i have no idea what canes is and havent been able to follow a lot of the posts recently


you would eat undercooked chicken?


come on bro….


good soyfacemike, highly autistic chris chan killed 2 people and he is entertainingly autistic
here is a timestamp to his extremely autistic interview to give a sample of this dude and sell you on the alg
like some chris chan country cousin


didnt mean to call him chris chan twice, when i make a post i always change the wording a few times usually by copying and paste sentences in different places and i fuck it up a lot.
ive explained that before but thats why a lot of my posts are messed up like that


wtf this full-grown fallingstar guy is raping me



posted about it


what part is raping you?
the purple lazer part?



he keeps moving away when i try and poke him with my halberd


you dont believe in your halberd and that isnt cool. you're always thinking of replacing it


i think i did that one horseback until i seen the purple lazer animation then i hopped off and blocked and then hopped back on


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they opened the pump machine at my cade again but im awful


and of course i dont censor the arcade name
oh well
find me there


the poke needs to be faster with the halberd


this is 'uge


wow look at that cool place you get to go to all the time


i never knew we had an alberta poster


oh my god i wanna plop down and play some daytona
arcade racers are awesome


i want to move to rural western canada is it nice


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every post mentioning the battle of alberta was def him


its the most americanish


an arcade? with covid ravaging?


its okay; i live just outside the city
my neighbors are pakis but they seem like fine folk


this game is started with nothing but 3chucking


are they hot


love the canadabros


theoren fleury was a drunk!


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this really activates my sippobellum


nice dude
wish they would fix the upright arrow on the p2 side at my 'cade
it keeps sticking down and ruining my combos in doubles


im drinkin vod


its tuesday man


someone managed to break one of the panels but we got a wooden panel to replace it
i can hardly tell the difference when playing


what if the rags choke this game away…


dont care
im sippin


really think i actually might have very slight autism


just chillin


bing chilling


the beers are already in the freezer they cant be taken out




grow up


i swear japan has an endless supply of girls who can do cute anime girl voices
why cant we have this


all the girls i know are fatty fat


lol thats crazy


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