No.1617000
>>1616998he has a nice big beard
No.1617001
come on bro this should be a jailer memorial thread
No.1617002
the gorgon was much more dangerous than the jailer
No.1617006
>>1616996that setup is horrible. the only viable place to put a drink is on the floor on the outside of the left desk leg.
which is insane for me because drinks on the floor is a huge thing i hate (will explain later)
if he moved everything to the right 12 inches he could get away with putting the drink behind the left monitor and it would be far enough to handle a spill. fuck his dumb setup he needs an endtable or something
to explain the drinks on the floor thing:
when i lived with roommates and had friends over i've always had 2 simple rules for guests
1. no drinks on the floor (beers on floor get forgotten, kicked over, and your carpet smells like beer)
2. no food or eating on the bed
the rules are way more important than systems
No.1617007
162 or game wiki is permanently open on the second monitor so theres no problem putting a drink in front of it (water cup to the left beer or whisky glass directly in front of keyboard)
closed bottles only go behind my mousepad but im going to have to change that with the incoming cats
No.1617008
im a corner desk guy
No.1617009
>>1617007yea keep in mind i have michael and he is consciously evil and will spill, knock over anything i give him a chance to if i'm not paying attention to him. a lot of my systems that might seem too crazy account for michael and him needing access to be near me
No.1617010
my head is empty
i keep nothing in mind
No.1617011
are you an npc lol
No.1617012
bitch i might be
No.1617013
had some wild dreams
No.1617014
did you cum
No.1617016
reminder that i speak french and know what theyre saying
No.1617017
what are they saying
No.1617018
wonder if varg and his wife ever get in fights over how much time hes spending on twitter
No.1617020
wait does varg not speak french
he was talking to the reporter in english
No.1617022
the waker sleeps soon…
No.1617023
he has 4kids they arrested him for being a dangerous neo-nazi because they thought he was in contact with breivik and they were friends. he was in jail for 15 years today he has a family, crap about his philosophy, couple feeds itself. he apologized for comments and showed up at court
No.1617025
oh shit i just turned on captions, my translating skills have improved bigly
No.1617026
je ne sais quois*
No.1617027
they have exactly some chickens
No.1617030
how do i always wake up at the same time as gweedly
we are connect
No.1617034
kys homo
No.1617035
>>1617021come on bro its saturday were drinkin keep up
No.1617037
what did the wowdorks even get for killing the big boss guy before everyone else
No.1617038
five hundred million dollars
No.1617039
that cant be true
No.1617040
>>1617037we get to keep killing it for another week for the next year and a half!
No.1617045
*trots off to bed*
No.1617046
>>1617041i watched this some time ago
the subject is interesting i hate the creepypasta-esque production of the video. it could really do without the 'haunting' background music
No.1617048
weere about to drunk drive to the store to get some mo re beer!
No.1617049
post the fuentes drinking is cool and fun plus its harmless
No.1617052
mom signed up to some subscription service and she was too lazy to cancel the trial so now they're taking money from her account
she's really mad and thinks she's going to get her money back and she starts arguing when i tell her she's too dumb to shop online
No.1617053
bet it sucks to be one of the call center drones who have to field those calls
No.1617054
glad i dont have a dumb mom like some of the moms here
No.1617055
Wordle 281 3/6*
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🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
No.1617056
>>1617052my mom is signing up for channels to watch shows and paying for movies without realizing it when she watches shit on prime
No.1617057
>>1617042lol this is messed up but cool
No.1617059
>>1617056women love clicking without reading
No.1617060
>>1617058meh im not feeling a movie length james holmes alg
No.1617061
watch it coward
No.1617062
>>1617033worst commentators ever
No.1617063
i'm watching niggers react to bob dylan
No.1617064
my alg used to be dominated by "black guys be listening to steely dan 100 100 fr fr no cap"
No.1617065
another ghost poop
No.1617066
>>1617064wording that i did the niggers react to steely dan ones and they were top tier. queen, rush, free bird, bill burr black people jokes also good
No.1617067
grow up
No.1617068
Wanted to quit drinking forever, then went drinking with work associates to not be anti social
No.1617069
phone
No.1617070
>>1617066>minor 9 chord playsoh damn! they crazy!
No.1617071
tested positive for el covido on a home testing kit
getting the big boy test within the next few days
i'm pretty sure i've got it for real this time
No.1617072
can i have your bad dragons when youre gone
No.1617073
you can have all 0 of them
No.1617074
>>1617071we told you to stay inside
No.1617078
thought that was anna for a sec
No.1617079
looks like anna 2 me
No.1617081
woah theyre remastering chrono cross
No.1617083
seulgis body is cool
No.1617084
cool huh
No.1617085
>>161708228 years
February 10, 1994
No.1617086
>>1617071hope your vaccinated
try to get the new pfizer pills right away they only work within 5 days
No.1617087
*brrraappapapappfffft*
…
…
*brap*
*sblrrrrrrt*
No.1617088
>>1617087check the reports toot
No.1617089
Foo Fighters' Taylor Hawkins had 10 different viruses in his system at the time of his death, 9 of which were different COVID-19 strains, Colombian official says
No.1617090
People who haven't had COVID yet probably have no friends, a Korean doctor says
No.1617091
A Korean doctor claimed that people who haven't had COVID yet probably don't have friends.
Ma Sang-hyuk wrote on Facebook last week that "adults who have not yet been infected with COVID-19 are those who have interpersonal problems", according to Korean press.
The vice president of the Korean Vaccine Society reportedly deleted the post after it was widely circulated, triggering criticism online.
South Korea had 400,741 new COVID cases on 16 March, the day the doctor posted his comments.
No.1617093
>>1617092thats the autism stare i have it too
No.1617094
adam lanzastare
No.1617096
seulgis gonna get covid and shes gonna die
No.1617097
Good
No.1617099
sneezed
No.1617100
sneedzed
No.1617101
sigh its a hot day and im all sweat stinkin
No.1617102
when zii said 'wawa wee wa'
i felt that
No.1617103
havent had sex since before the pandemic so im now officially a wizard
No.1617105
sneezed again
No.1617106
>>1617090>>1617091touchless, kissless, handholdless, covidless virgins on suicide watch
No.1617107
>>1617003thats his daughter but they showed pics of them laying in bed together while hes shirtless?
No.1617109
>>1617108i put dish washing soap in my grandmas drink and she drank it and wound up in the hospital and they attributed it to her just not washing the dishes properly
No.1617110
thats awful
No.1617113
>>1617112cute corrabu
cute girls
bad game :/
No.1617114
i've got got some bad 'rrhea i've been letting gurgle and collect
No.1617115
if anyone wants to see the secret sub-100 view eastern europe history docs i was talking about earlier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2A24XCa_GIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsEqGJPadjw No.1617116
how come so many girls are mangakas
there arent many female comic artists in america
No.1617117
yeah there are
No.1617118
name 3
No.1617119
theyre all in the secret cute wife material foid comms that nobody wants us to know about
No.1617121
*cranks up the ac*
ah~
No.1617122
thank you racism
No.1617123
thank you racism
No.1617124
i learned how to make a brand new really dangerous chemical with my muriatic acid
No.1617125
government assassains are already planning your demise
No.1617126
toot i emailed you some details about a dangerous poster
No.1617127
cant watch this game zii is streaming its to scary
No.1617129
also attn: woodbro if you are here
No.1617133
sick outlet prices
No.1617134
is that an extra thick sole for manlets
No.1617136
not a bad looking shoe dont think id pay 200$ for it tho
No.1617137
we only wear the dark colored 574s
No.1617139
who is we
No.1617140
>>1616985i have the LG Ultragear 27GL850-B and its pretty good
its an ips so it comes with ips problems like backlight bloom but it has great response time and doesnt have problems with motion blur and smearing like some other high refresh rate ips panels i've tried
No.1617141
>>1616985i have the LG CX and its pretty good
its an OLED so it doesnt really have any downsides but you have to buy a graphics card with hdmi 2.1 to be able to use 4k120hz
No.1617142
>>1617141thats not a monitor thats a tv
No.1617143
>>1617142huh?? huh????/ HUHH??????//
No.1617144
do japoid bugs really call upperclassmen 'senpai'
No.1617145
>>1617143oled has plenty of downsides as well
No.1617147
im ashamed how susceptible i am to seeing cute anime girls do silly things
(i still hate hololive)
No.1617148
>>1617147hello, based department??
No.1617149
>>1617146shes so precious
No.1617150
the world doesnt end with a bang…
it goes out with a G-GOOEY G-GOOEY POP POP
No.1617151
source?
No.1617152
hit you with that gooey
gooey
pop
No.1617153
gweed should do his meowth impersonation for meowdalyn i bet shed love it
No.1617154
gweedly should do a murder suicide with meowdalyn
No.1617156
whatchu watchan
No.1617157
non non biyori
No.1617158
>>1617156its too obscure you wouldnt get it
No.1617160
nothing cute about grown men watching shows about and for toddlers
No.1617163
too soon
No.1617164
2. [+1,880, -12] What a psycho
No.1617165
if zii were here he could save the thread
he always made the best posts
No.1617166
listening to emo
No.1617167
cheer up emo kid
No.1617172
rice balls in anime look so good i want some
No.1617173
are those rice balls just a ball of rice or is there somethin in there
No.1617174
hey amerimutts you don't know what europe or europeans are like
just live your conspicuously tanned lives
No.1617175
or those pastry tart looking things they run around with in their mouth because they're in a hurry
No.1617176
come on man dont be rude to them
No.1617177
>>1617174actually you don't know enough about yurop to get why the map is right
No.1617178
nothing cute about grown men watching shows about and for toddlers
just live your conspicuously tanned lives
No.1617179
can we show a little more maturity guys?
No.1617180
can you guys shut the fuck up and talk about something interesting like star wars already
No.1617181
*takes a fat mature dump*
No.1617182
fat dumb american hours
No.1617186
>>1617173theyre usually wrapped with seaweed dunno if they put anything inside
but a nice sweet sticky riceball sounds so good rn
No.1617187
fat dumb based american hours
No.1617188
gonna nap
No.1617189
gonna ride the stationary bike and play picross
No.1617190
ukrainians are shooting russian pow's in the kneecaps to permanent cripple them
No.1617191
the stationary bike sucks bro you gotta get out there (itmoagp)
No.1617192
i dunno what itmaogp means but its like 20 degrees outside today
No.1617193
come on man…
No.1617194
in the aeroplane over the sea
No.1617195
i keep dreaming about resubbing to wow but when i wake up i still dont want to resub
No.1617196
the jailer is dead its all ogre
No.1617197
had a hsgf dream :/
No.1617198
maybe i can be your gf
No.1617199
die gfnorm
No.1617200
i had a dream last night that i was back in class in middle school and the girl sitting next to me shot a nail from a nail gun into my forearm
No.1617201
hmm where to slop
No.1617203
it was an extremely vivid dream to i could feel everything and i had to endure sitting in a waiting room with the nail sticking out
No.1617204
whens zii gonna get back into his request list
No.1617205
getting some mike's
No.1617206
>>1617192in the middle of a global pandemic
No.1617208
i love the bw unit sounds so much they are so comfy
No.1617209
ghost reportin'
No.1617211
holy shit i didnt even know dem devils played last night and won
were in the final 4 gleepster!
No.1617212
go ahead taccom
No.1617213
>>1617116Japanese manga is a very versatile genre while American comics are usually BIG BUFF DUDES FISTFIGHT
No.1617214
indeed
No.1617215
Moderator1-Month SubscriberAmlitzer_: today i will watch the star wars anime
No.1617216
king
No.1617217
watching that f1 movie rush
its amazeballs
No.1617218
S.M. rightfully considered the largest label in Korea, looks to America to usher in diversity
oh no no non on no kbros youre about to get blacked
No.1617219
*trots off to make dindins*
No.1617220
*places a banana peel in the middle of the thread*
No.1617221
*eats it*
No.1617223
*observes from afar*
No.1617228
Oh no dad had to go somewhere and he left me in charge of the burgs
No.1617229
LFG
No.1617230
been in bed for hours just making weird noises
growls, screeches etc
No.1617231
we do that here
No.1617232
watching samurai deeper kyo
early 00s kino everyone is a pretty boy with long hair
No.1617233
giggling to myself
repeating padpadpadpad for a while
oinking like a pig
No.1617234
popped in a snus watching heat on amc
No.1617235
wonder what it was like fighting in the battle of sekigahara
No.1617237
>>1617234flailed around in bed to this post
No.1617239
>>1617230get out of bed bro we gotta flip the burgs!
No.1617240
>>1617238its also romantic and exciting too
No.1617241
im romantic and exciting
No.1617242
asl??
No.1617243
*crawls out of bed*
No.1617244
feelin a nap coming on
No.1617246
youre going to screw up your circadian rhythm man
No.1617247
>>1617245the chad on the left obviously wins yawn
No.1617248
i already did that by staying up till 4am
No.1617249
amlitzer has a whole lecture to his class about baudrillard's simulacrum by explaining how watermelon flavored candy doesnt even try to approximate actual watermelon but just the artificial watermelon flavor people expect
on every slide he has a picture of that watamelon vtuber girl
No.1617250
>>1617245thats been on my to watch list for years i gotta get in there
No.1617251
>>1617247well of course its chris hemsworth as james hunt what do you want them to do rewrite F1 history?
No.1617252
is sitting up straight even good for you
No.1617253
sitting is extremely bad for you and if you sit for more than just one hour a day you will day instantly
No.1617254
>>1617251i want to watch a good movie
No.1617255
>>1617254bro turn on amc heat is on
No.1617258
*days*
No.1617259
miss pad so much we used to talk on steam about what cutie mark wed have in the pone-i-verse
No.1617260
we live in a post-pad world
No.1617261
toot can you check out a proof im trying to make
i emailed it
No.1617262
hold on let me check
No.1617263
>>1617227whats the point of this retarded video?
is it satire?
No.1617264
>>1617261whats your email address so i can whitelist it
No.1617266
thanks for the tldw
No.1617267
wish there was a fresh sseth
No.1617268
BREAKING: Factory strike cause global shortage on FritoLay cheetos and doritos
*screams*
No.1617270
oh no we're losing doritos? someone just messaged me we're losing doritos
No.1617271
ugh hate waking up this early
No.1617272
mornin
No.1617273
>>1617227babis first take on crypto
but the nocoiner plebbit masses love it so who am i to judge
No.1617275
grandma bought red wine despite not liking red wine which means shes gonna give it to me
No.1617276
>>1617274whats the metal stick for
No.1617278
>>1617276flippin the meat
No.1617279
theres so much god damn pollen in florida
No.1617280
>>1617278a metal stick to flip meat? bro do you even know how to grill?
No.1617281
whats wrong with flippin meat stick style
No.1617282
youre supposed to use a spatula or fork
No.1617283
yeah if youre a noob
No.1617285
meat stick is 3rd world shit
No.1617286
meat stick is an advanced technique
No.1617291
im gonna drink so much beer today
No.1617293
beer? got 2 guinness
No.1617294
>>1617293what about the other 10 beers
No.1617297
i never watched brand new hero should i
No.1617299
oops brand new animal
No.1617300
just watch the baseball episode
No.1617301
>>1617295sorry no sympathy for the invaders shelling grannies
No.1617303
>>1617302it's by far the best episode dude, and it's purely episodic so you don't need to watch the rest of the show for context.
No.1617307
we dem canes?
No.1617308
dem canes huh
No.1617310
>>1617304this is dossierbro
No.1617313
dem canes coming for todds ass
No.1617315
*slides into sickziis sphincter*
No.1617317
>>1617316*grabs you by your ears, pulls you close to my face and screams*
No.1617319
what the hell do you mean "no"? im did it
No.1617321
why dont they torture the pows
No.1617322
no need to
just poke them with a gun and they'll spill the beans
No.1617324
>>1617321didnt you see the spoon laying next to one of the guys…
No.1617325
bet this no guy is having a real tlol jiggling in his chair spamming that dumb shit
No.1617327
yes?
No.1617329
>>1617245its the best racing movie probably
No.1617331
talledega nights
No.1617332
>>1617329uhmm fast and furious???
No.1617334
>>1617332ok your right how could i forget about that
No.1617335
it's been a long day
without you my friend
No.1617337
i saw the first fast and the furious movie and then i checked wikipedia and saw they made 10 of them
lol
No.1617338
toot help
No.1617339
michael wont stop harassing me. he sat on my keyboard and it turned off the game i was playing
No.1617340
ziis chat is so quiet now…
No.1617343
is there a word that means the same as courteous but that doesnt make you sound autistic
No.1617344
>>1617340hes playing a very boring game
No.1617345
uh kansasbros? whats going on..
No.1617347
>>1617146lmao
miko is all time all about it
No.1617348
>>1617345told ya bro, we dem canes!
No.1617349
>>1617340his stream is so bad now…
No.1617350
hol up hol up
we dem canes!!
No.1617352
come padpost at braptown dot club
No.1617353
someone else is running 162 now
No.1617354
and that someone elses name? albert einstein
No.1617357
lol that holo clip typical miko
No.1617359
>>1617354actually its
kyle dawson of rockford michigan No.1617361
i just want some hot teen pussy
No.1617363
why does everyone monitor now have these awful stands
No.1617365
>>1617363they expect you to have a desk mount setup
No.1617366
i got vagene lol
No.1617367
>>1617365i need one of those
No.1617368
>>1617355hmm i want it to be more like considerate
maybe ill just use considerate
No.1617370
>>1617362lmao
if miko played for kansas we would be winning this
No.1617371
why is this guy sperging out what triggered him
No.1617374
>>1617358shes lil
shes fake
shes…gamer?
No.1617376
been in bed for hours just making weird noises
just live your conspicuously tanned lives
No.1617377
wtf you can buy a mount for monitors that connects them all together?
No.1617378
>>1617376*dumps water on you*
No.1617379
just buy one really big monitor
buying a bunch of small monitors is undeveloped
No.1617385
>>1617381its time to start acting like an adult
No.1617387
multiple small monitors is part of the goon cave aesthetic
No.1617390
>>1617379 foolpost. this post was made by a fool
No.1617391
ugh toddler hours
No.1617393
everytime a monitor dies i replace it with a bigger one. i havent had 2 same size monitors for a long time
No.1617395
ive never had a monitor die except that one time i managed to spill soda inside of it
No.1617396
>>1617395do you turn them off or use power saving features?
i should start doing that
No.1617399
i never turn off my pc either every time something has broken on my computer it was during the booting up process
No.1617400
Why is Linux still so shit after all those years in development?
I installed ubuntti on my friend's mbp because macOS was running slow on it, and not only did ubuntu run even slower, it also took minutes to boot and had issues like blank screen after closing and opening the lid that required a reboot to fix, among many more issues.
Freetards wonder why their system isn't more popular, its not because of lack of software or games, it's because Linux on desktop is a joke
No.1617402
oh if any bros have a samsung monitor, one of those smooth front ones. i had 2 die on me years ago and i just learned the reason most of them die and its an easy fix
where the power button spot is gets so hot that the solder on the 2 wires connected to it melts and the wires disconnect
No.1617404
>>1617397i cant tell if you're making fun of me or making fun of me for asking
No.1617406
>>1617402okay so whats the fix
No.1617408
*pms you the fix*
No.1617411
>>1617403i like whoreposting, ive been starting to post more whores because im not getting new kpop pictures. i've been posting them after i make weird posts that kill the thread
No.1617412
>>1617409i recognize part of that from the pic they keep posting on /vt/
No.1617414
tfw no mikowife
No.1617416
>>1617405watched this whole thing waiting for the sigma male rule and music
No.1617417
we dem hawks!
No.1617420
>>1617418they just tied it up bro we cant watch a 45 minute alg
No.1617421
>>1617406you only have to go 1 layer deep in taking it apart, in the bottom corner, 2 wires solder them back to the power button
only for those samsung monitors.
other monitors that break you have to take apart 2 layers deep and check the lightbar and capacitors and crap i dont do
No.1617422
nigger
No.1617423
white boy dunkin'
No.1617424
hmm what should i get from this italian restaurant
No.1617425
dang this jayhawks vs dem canes game is some high energy madness
No.1617426
canebros i dont feel so good…
No.1617428
>>1617424bottomless breadsticks and a small caesar
No.1617431
>>1617430me on the top right
No.1617432
the halftime adjustments are going to sink the canes
No.1617433
>>1617362before that incident i hadnt known that humidifiers required water to work either….
No.1617435
>>1617434uhhhhhhhhhhhh O_O
No.1617436
>>1617424takeout from italian places i don't get pasta. (they grab a portioned baggie of parboiled pasta from the fridge and boil that for a couple minutes
(except as a side dish of if its a good places with fresh-made dank pasta)
No.1617437
dunk pasta
No.1617438
N O THAT SPELLS NO
No.1617441
no
No.1617442
got a lil work done now i can get back to bed and resume making freaky noises
No.1617443
>>1617433society is degrading so fast
No.1617451
>>1617449im just like her irl…
No.1617452
so what should i get then
a pizza? garlic bread?
No.1617456
oh no no no wtf happened canesbros!!
No.1617457
>>1617452salad
lasagna
garlic breadsticks
extra cheese on everything
No.1617458
i signed up for draftkings. plz remind me when there is free bets
i'm getting in on the money finally
No.1617459
>>1617458oh no no no
>>1617456kansas is going all the way this year
No.1617460
youre acting like a little bitch dude just fucking order something already before you get heemed
No.1617462
zii was stuck on that puzzle for hours
No.1617464
whats the best site for japanese adult magazines
No.1617465
the gravbooks or porn?
No.1617466
both
No.1617470
>>1617458bro you missed the free $50 for betting on gonzaga in the first round!
No.1617471
>>1617470that was the buzz that got me to sign up
No.1617472
first of all gambling is a sin
No.1617473
16 point game
villanov is shaking their head and freaking out rn
No.1617477
>>1617463that dude must've felt like an idiot
No.1617478
>>1617467oh man i had some of these when i was a kid
my brother had the red one and i had the green one at first and then we got a couple more
No.1617479
>>1617461link them ziis solving vod
No.1617480
answer him kevin
No.1617481
>>1617479no one has 8 hours to waste watching him solve childrens puzzles
No.1617485
i never played with those
No.1617486
>play valo deathmatch
>everyone hiding behind corners with full sound
epic
No.1617487
>>1617486can you translate that whole post to english for me im a bit high rn
No.1617489
i need the black and white unopened bionicle capsules now
No.1617490
>>1617488shes just like me…
No.1617491
i dont remember my favorite 'nicles
No.1617492
get gundams you freaks
No.1617493
bionicles is baby shit
No.1617494
this comm is full of babies
No.1617495
love being a baby
No.1617496
>>1617487theyre playing like its serious business when i just want to aim!!!!!
No.1617497
im bored amuse me fools
No.1617498
>>1617496play some eu4 instead
No.1617500
Takua was an adventurous Av-Matoran who was disguised as a Ta-Matoran and sent to Metru Nui during the Time Slip.
No.1617502
wtf miami was up 35-29 at the end of the first half and now theyre getting raped
No.1617503
>>1617499guards throw this idiot to the lions
No.1617504
>>1617467are those secretly fleshlights or something
No.1617505
viva pinata music but replace every note with "pad"
No.1617509
invader zim but its invader zii
No.1617511
ive had a very productive day and its not even 5pm yet
No.1617512
>>1617510thanks varg, very cool
No.1617513
>>1617511*awards you one gold star*
No.1617514
i want a gold star too
No.1617515
>>1617514well did you fill up the ice cube trays and eat breakfast before 5 in the afternoon?
No.1617516
what have you done to deserve a gold star
No.1617517
im a special boy i deserve things
No.1617518
just found the authentic muramusa
No.1617522
well im out of beers
No.1617523
you should have had a system to prevent that
No.1617524
*fires up rondo of blood on my pc engine*
No.1617525
dont worry i still have whiskey
No.1617526
beer before liquor youre in teh clear
liquor before beer never been sicker
No.1617529
peacockbros…
No.1617531
>>1617530she wants to be slapped
No.1617532
fucking wanna kill gweedly
No.1617534
gonna trade my strat in for a ricer ibanez and trade my sg in for a 7 string
No.1617535
wanna fuck gweedly
No.1617536
fucking wanna hug gweedly
No.1617537
>>1617510that is a tiger II (king tiger) w/henschel turret , zimmerit coating, winterketten track extensions
No.1617538
man i was considering putting the cheesy duke vs nc matchup in my bracket since i was going with duke anyway but i thought it was way too far fetched
i would be crushing right now if i had
No.1617539
*drops a bit of tank knowledge in the thread*
No.1617540
sigh my sisters cat is a jumper and knocks stuff off of tables
gleep what are your top tips for this
No.1617542
>>1617540bonk its head whenever it jumps
No.1617544
>>1617540get like trays for the tables to hold stuff and provide a retaining wall or dont put stuff on the tables and live around the cat.
No.1617545
>>1617540spray it whenever it jumps on to a surface
No.1617548
brown bricks
No.1617550
oh gosh scarscar is looking cute today
No.1617551
It seems the bad news isn't done for Liquid Gm Max yet, as even the travel arrangements are making them sit and wait before they can finally go home:
l mao
No.1617552
whyd they have to meet up to do their dumb raid
No.1617553
>>1617551oh no no no
jailer is haunting them for quitting
No.1617554
>>1617552come on bro its the jailer
No.1617558
we're working out right now
No.1617560
tinny and nc are owning dem peacocks
No.1617561
a duke unc final 4 game…
No.1617562
gonna have to put some cucumbers on my desk the cat has already tried to jump up 3 times
No.1617563
a pad has the right to dream
No.1617564
whats a cucumber gonna do to a cat
No.1617565
In April 2021, Zebrahead announced the departure of co-lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Matty Lewis
oh no no no
No.1617566
>>1617562cats want to be around the action. i have tall barstool chairs on each side of me for michael to sleep on. when he walks back and forth in front of me on the desk i just push on his butt to hurry him across. you wont keep him off your desk
No.1617567
i need a thing
No.1617570
crazy that japanese weather girls are basically idols
No.1617571
>>1617570theyre so clever and funny and talented
No.1617572
why is that cicada noise so prominent in anime
does japan have more cicadas than the rest of the world
No.1617573
holy shit that tarento had an awful voice
No.1617574
are cicadas locusts?
No.1617576
my cicadian rhythm
No.1617577
>>1617572theres definitely places cicadas are more common, theres a lot here
idk about japan though
No.1617579
hearin a lot of buzz about cicadas recently
No.1617584
r/Bonbibonkers_NSFW
No.1617586
>>1617578i dont think this is current data
No.1617587
i love when i ask a question and get a come on man
No.1617588
>>1617579oh i just got this
lol
No.1617589
hmmm should i go to the booze shop even though ive got a bunch of booze already
No.1617591
should i get one of those japanese coin purses
No.1617592
jennifer anniston is 50 years old gwyneth paltrow is a psycho scammer and emma watson is ruined forever
duchess kate is a timeless beauty
No.1617593
who is duchess kate
No.1617594
>>1617592jennifer anniston hasnt been popular since friends and then some rom/coms she did after that.
No.1617596
>>1617583imagine cumming in her…
No.1617597
>>1617593kate winslett maybe?
No.1617598
*imagines it*
could be better could be worse i suppose
No.1617599
come on man
No.1617601
spending any time around a zoomer bpd ethot does not sound fun
No.1617604
>>1617600regular pika: soul
other pika: soulless
No.1617605
whats a bpd?
No.1617606
19 points in a half… peacockbros… i dont feel so good
No.1617607
>>1617602this is the fat fuck yank that wanted to buy a kilt
No.1617609
is that bitch really wearing that tartan?
the watch brutally slaughtered my peoples i'm extremely offended
No.1617611
its too bright out
No.1617612
>>1617610shes a half nigger dont get it confused
No.1617613
>>1617611close your eye nigga
No.1617614
nigger
ditch
i rest my case
No.1617616
grow up
No.1617617
>>1617615im going to murder shadow
No.1617620
adjusting this dumb bobbin timing is a real pain in the tuckus
No.1617621
maybe he was talking about cate blanchett
No.1617624
Busted T-Girls, Izzy Wilde, 4on1, BWC, ATM, Balls Deep Anal, DAP, Rough Sex, Gapes, Cum in Mouth, Swallow BTG088
No.1617628
>>1617624you have brain problems man
No.1617631
>>1617628my brain problem is that my brain is far too developed
No.1617633
>>1617631sorry honey but no
No.1617634
the over developed brain of kyiv
No.1617635
the White House revealed on Saturday evening that it would include a proposal to impose a "minimum tax" on all families (and individuals) with more than $100 million in assets in its 2023 budget proposal, according to a Washington Post report.
If enacted, it would mandate that the wealthiest Americans pay an annual rate of at least 20% on all income, including unrealized capital gains on all liquid assets.
No.1617637
seems a bit lucky
No.1617638
i deleted a boringpost i almost made
No.1617639
rockin out to emo
No.1617641
god
No.1617643
>>1617638i like blogposts i wish i was brave enough to blog mroe
No.1617644
blog away dude
No.1617645
its been 4 days since my potential covid encounter
No.1617646
>>1617639i used to have this but im embarassed now
https://youtu.be/1ezoNaJHBPI No.1617647
Dark MAGA or #DarkMAGA refers to a hashtag and series of memes that depict a "punished," more unhinged version of Donald Trump running for reelection in 2024 who has abandoned all optics to become a violent fascist, replacing his slogan MAGA with "Dark MAGA." The memes became popularized on Twitter in March 2022 and often depict Trump and other Republicans with an edgy aesthetic implying they're done playing the "nice guy." The memes often share similarities with schizoposting.
No.1617650
>open nijisanji homepage
>greeted by the faggots
god i cant fucking wait for china to invade taiwan
No.1617651
omg their memes aren't playing around anymore
No.1617652
>vtubas
>not faggots
pick one
No.1617653
hate homos love chuubas
No.1617654
how do people know what to have and what to love
No.1617655
https://www.twitch.tv/meowdalynomg shes dressed up as boosette!
No.1617656
if it makes you forget you want to kill yourself is my standard
No.1617657
love latinas, asian girls, chubby girls, video games, snus, booze
hate a lot of stuff
No.1617659
decided i dont hate meowdalyn anymore
move that one into the 'ok' pile
No.1617660
>>1617658is that tinnyfoiler
No.1617661
>>1617660yea he used to do vegas strip phonestreams
No.1617662
cant believe i didnt follow my gut and go for the cheesy duke vs nc final four matchup!
fuck!!!
No.1617663
>>1617662come on bro everyone knew what the script was this year
No.1617664
tinfreak vs coach k
No.1617667
>>1617663i called the duke going far script but i didnt think nc vs duke could feasibly happen
No.1617668
>>1617667we know you just told us
No.1617672
>>1617670one of the hockey algs i watched 2 guys had their heads together for a faceoff and one did that to the other guy to distract him just before the puck dropped
No.1617674
oh hey what happened in formula1 today?
No.1617675
i kinda want to go get some beer but i dont want to put a shirt on
No.1617676
>>1617646this rocks, dont think ive listened to it before
No.1617677
going to start no posting again
No.1617678
pre gamer snack of yogurt orange almonds dark chocolate has begun
No.1617679
No.1617681
sipman hows that xbox
No.1617682
>>1617674checo got fucked by a safety car and max owned leclerc in the last 10 laps with some nice racing
it was a good race
No.1617684
>>1617683i always see hockey players doing that shit, what does it even do?
just like a jolt?
No.1617685
>>1617682im glad there are 3 teams that can win it makes it a lot better. bums wont be able to grab podiums when lewis and max crash into each other
No.1617686
>>1617683they sell them on every gym webstore as a "powerlifting enhancer" or "pr breaker"
No.1617687
>>1617684take a sniff of the bleach bottle, its like that
No.1617688
black people
you are beautiful
No.1617690
>>1617687and this isnt a joke its literally what its like but a lot stronger. so it's like a watered down bleach with a little rubbing alcohol too. i woke a friend up with one it wasnt that crazy but he woke up and was all wtf
No.1617691
if i take a deep breath and hold it for a few seconds while standing i almost pass out
No.1617693
bleach is stronger.
you can make your own smelling salts i assume.
take a wet paper towel and just barely touch it to the inside of the bleach cap would probably be the right strength
No.1617694
bros i dont even remember if i filed my taxes last year wtf
No.1617695
haha…my taxes…hehehe….
No.1617696
we all got jobs to fund our liquor cmon man
No.1617697
mom files my taxes with the accountants and she fakes my signature so i dont have to worry about it
No.1617699
try crouching
but hole
No.1617702
how does mom know when i need to wash my hands after cooking and thats when she decides to go into the bathroom and waste 10 minutes of my time waiting for her
No.1617703
>>1617700would love to plow this pone with my bone
No.1617705
>>1617702wash your hands in the kitchen sink??
No.1617706
>>1617702after cooking wash your hands in the sink weirdo
No.1617707
the kitchen sink is full of raw meat bacteria
No.1617708
are you a stupid baby or something man dont rub your hands all over the dirty sink just wash them
No.1617710
are you a stupid baby or something man lmao
No.1617711
oyasumi dudes
No.1617713
>>1617709are those his eyebrows
No.1617715
>>1617705>>1617706the dish detergent is terrible for your skin
No.1617716
>>1617715then just keep some handsoap at the kitchen sink?
with every post you become babier and babier
No.1617720
gura room review
starting
now
No.1617721
we def have always had a soapdish at the sink
No.1617722
>>1617717i know that cope…
No.1617723
>>1617720ty for the link kid
No.1617724
thinking about changing my whole life up and becoming a healer main
holy paladins just radiate such powerful chad energy and i want that
No.1617725
linus has enough money for a hair transplant theres no excuse for him to cope and not have a surgeon unfuck his shit
No.1617726
if hair is so important why doesnt joe rogan get a hair transplant
No.1617727
>>1617725how early do you need to start that and can they do it good now? wogan talked about how he got the hair plugs and they were horrible but that was a long time ago
No.1617729
>>1617726joe doesnt care i guess
linus clearly cares because hes coping
No.1617730
finally got this sewing machine all put together adjusted and synchronized its pretty rad
No.1617731
i have to wash my hands in the shower anyways because i need to scrub all the way up to my elbow
No.1617732
theres good starcraft threads on /vst/ again so this place doesnt need to exist anymore since it doesnt really serve any purpose
No.1617735
is it true
is toot really pulling the plug cause we dont crump anymore
No.1617736
wish i could just sleep for 12 hours or something
No.1617737
never crumped in my adult life
No.1617739
>>1617727i think they can do it really good now
but you might have to do it like once a decade or something because it starts to fall out again
No.1617741
someones been linking 162 in the starcraft general
No.1617743
what surprises me about dudes now that i'm old is how many guys must use hair dye.
i never thought about how many do it until i started getting grey hairs and saw dudes that are 20+ years older than me without a single one. also every guy on tv
No.1617744
they said theres too much autism here
No.1617745
>>1617742what a terrible thread
No.1617747
>>1617743hair dye is so gay just get old with dignity
No.1617748
i bet they talk about the sc2 blizzard game and get upset about offtopic posts now. is it still dark & edgy?
No.1617749
>>1617746well he probably did that in 2002 or something
back when it was hit or miss
No.1617752
how do i know if im balding or its just hair being pulled out cause its long and growing in shorter
No.1617753
the best cope ever is the one the feudal japanese ruler guy did where he made all the other people have to get that bald hairstyle where they shave the top of your head with a topknot in back
No.1617754
i used gorilla glue in my hair y'all
No.1617755
>>1617752it's already too late
No.1617757
>>1617753that is a biblical coping method
No.1617758
ultimate bald cope
No.1617759
gura is making fun of someones bbq pringles :/
No.1617760
cmon guys i need some second opinions on my big healer reroll
do i have what it takes to be a holy paladin?
No.1617762
>>1617761damn :/
you sure?
No.1617765
KAWARANAI MONO SAGASHITEITA
ANO HI NO KIMI WO WASURE WA SHINAI
No.1617767
>>1617766ill take the blue-haired one
No.1617768
>>1617767sir this is a wendys
No.1617769
wendys nuts
No.1617770
turtletron wake the fuck up
No.1617772
>>1617717His hairline honestly isn't that bad given his age, it's his thinning hair that's the real problem. Before he started wearing the beanie you could easily see his scalp whenever he was on set with the bright studio lights shining on him.
No.1617773
>>1617727wogan probably didn't even micro needle.
No.1617774
you guys arent even suffermaxxed
No.1617775
ok i read wowheads holy paladin guide and i dont think i can handle that class
No.1617776
isnt wow just toggling a bunch of skills in the same order everytime….
No.1617778
cant wait to start drinking
No.1617779
neither could i
No.1617780
cant wait till you stop
No.1617781
how do you stop
No.1617784
>>1617783thats what i thought but it says BREAKING at the top
No.1617785
ill wait for CONFIRMED
No.1617786
only thing im breaking is your face punk
No.1617787
it will get some nigger cattle buzzing
No.1617788
>>1617783bro they tried to mute it but he yelled fuck
this is real as hell!
No.1617789
my foid coworkers are definitely gonna talk about it tomorrow
No.1617790
ask to see their boobs
No.1617791
thats gross
No.1617792
demand to see their breasts
No.1617794
>>1617788hmmm a dying event filled with boomer celebs that are desperate for attention and press surely they wouldnt fake an event like this
No.1617795
looked very fake
No.1617796
*throws a steely dan record on the phonograph*
*lights up a camel menthol*
*needle down*
damn these white people be bussin
No.1617797
steely reserve dan
No.1617798
>camel menthol
bro they banned menthol cigs, you can't buy them anymore!
No.1617799
thats gay
No.1617800
>>1617798i just got a pack of camel crush a month ago
No.1617801
kids go crazy for mint
No.1617802
is anyone surprised a nigger acted like a nigger
No.1617803
grow up
No.1617804
the nigger is like 60 years old and hes hitting a comedian for heckling his wife
No.1617805
hes sensitive and at the same time violent
ladies love that
No.1617806
that wasnt real
No.1617807
hes one of the biggest actors of all time if not the biggest
he makes it real
No.1617808
dese niggas seriously believe war crimes are an actual thing
like who are they gonna go cry to? god?
No.1617813
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No.1617814
niggers do a drive-by shootings all the time just because some guy said his momma was fat, but you doubt will smith slapping chris rock is fake?
No.1617815
Wordle 282 5/6
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sighs
No.1617817
why wont he admit it
No.1617820
Wordle 282 6/6
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No.1617821
>>1617816bro repost it im blocked
No.1617822
just open it inconginto and fuck you for being blocked i bet you were rude
No.1617823
chris rock didn't sell the bump
No.1617824
>>1617822You’re unable to view this Tweet because this account owner limits who can view their Tweets
No.1617825
fuck you just fuck you
No.1617826
who is sgtfid
No.1617827
fuck me
No.1617830
>>1617829we saw that yesterday man
No.1617831
its open concept
No.1617832
guys actually live like that and see nothing wrong with it
No.1617833
theres nothing wrong with it
No.1617834
i even brought my dishes upstairs for the pic
No.1617835
doesnt your chair come off the chair mat
No.1617836
those plastic floor protectors are good but you should get a throw rug to put underneath them as backup coverage and something for those teeth on the guard to grip on. you'll roll that chair off the plastic floor guard at least a few times
No.1617838
>>1617835i always need to shift the mat around its too small
No.1617839
i had to throw a sheet down over my carpet because there was some black stuff that kept getting on my feet
No.1617840
this guy really has a fancy microphone stand thing and wont stream for us what the heck
No.1617841
see thats where we're different i dont care what i get on my feet i care about the black crap on the floor
No.1617842
>>1617840i hate him so much
No.1617843
>>1617841i think its just wear and tear from having the same carpet for 10 years
No.1617844
i cant comment i dont even know what type of carpet it is and i doubt you do
No.1617845
>>1617840the mic stand was just to get the mic out of the way it was cheap af too like $30
No.1617846
>>1617845this post is a lie he paid $46
No.1617847
>>1617846did i? idr it was so long ago now
No.1617848
using a tenkeyless kb is a female/twink archetype
if a girl comes over to your house and sees that you have no numkeys shes going to see right through you
No.1617849
people always exaggerate low
No.1617850
i haven't had sex since i switched to tenkeyless
No.1617851
>>1617848it was cheaper and i only use the numpad at work
No.1617852
looking on amazon i might have heavily overpaid for the mic arm they're like $17
No.1617853
bitcoin
No.1617856
sam hyde taught me about the different quality levels of mic arms
No.1617857
and thats in canadian dollarinos
No.1617858
>>1617857your bank account got unlocked?
No.1617859
i had to return my keyboard without a numpad because of wow
No.1617862
>>1617861crap should i buy gold
No.1617863
>>1617828sergeant steve1321….
No.1617864
steve is a war criminal
No.1617865
i hate him so much
No.1617866
why
No.1617867
>>1617840we would just run him off like we do with all the other 162 comm streamers
No.1617868
oh its trudeau in charge that wont last a month he's saying. thats a small difference
No.1617870
i start the night out with a sip
No.1617871
*does a bunch of calculations on my computer easily with the numpad*
wow this is really convenient
No.1617872
the FDA put in a request to block releasing information about vaccine efficacy and information about vaccine trials and side effects for 75 years
No.1617874
pfizers data got released because a judge ordered it
No.1617875
that data? typed in with numpad
No.1617876
the ladies at work all use the numpad and they make a mistake at least once a day
No.1617877
home/end and the up arrow are the only numpad buttons i use
No.1617879
im still using my cmstorm tenkeyless keyboard I bought because of polt
No.1617880
>>1617878i have a tenkeyless
No.1617882
all the juices are def seared in
No.1617883
ITS GOOKIN RAW
No.1617885
time for a little drinky and a little gaming
No.1617886
what game are we all hopping on tonight
No.1617887
hopping into bed soon!
No.1617889
*trots off to bed*
No.1617892
hi :3
No.1617895
if gleepy hits that 1250 cap the stadium is going to erupt
No.1617896
the biblical dukebro comeback
No.1617898
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
No.1617899
wanna talk about it
No.1617900
lol im gonna be 40 soon
No.1617901
bro
No.1617902
youre old enough to be my father…
No.1617904
4. [+27, -3] Men willing to donate to girls like this, girls who stream on YouTube like this… all rock bottom lives
No.1617906
im old enough to start getting cancer
No.1617907
a kid at my school died from bone cancer when he was 12
No.1617908
a kid at my school died from covid when he was 12
No.1617909
all this
in my system cleanses my body from any ailments im going to live to 130
No.1617910
my teacher has the easiest job in the world
70% of the time he isn't even in the class room
No.1617911
amlitzers gonna freak
No.1617912
are we gooeypopping to the chris rock vs will smith drama?
No.1617913
i bet it was set up to get people buzzing about the dying oscars
No.1617917
tried out a new recipe it came out alright i guess not amazeballs
No.1617918
amazeballs
No.1617922
>>1617889couldnt fall asleep…
No.1617923
one day im gonna snap and jump off a bridge just cause i couldnt fall asleep
No.1617925
rogue dabbed on that protoss ass
No.1617927
>>1617926whenever i see one of those i just want to bash its head in
No.1617928
calm down ok
No.1617929
keep my toots name out of your mouth
No.1617931
i think chiuahuahaus are demented and deformed creatures and have a low opinion of people who like them
No.1617935
hmm thinsk
No.1617938
byun >__<
No.1617941
cant believe she lost all her netherite gear like that
No.1617942
cant believe you watch that garbage dont @ me
No.1617943
Sometimes I remember how in middle school I met this guy who was 1 year older, he was possibly the closest thing to my ideal bf: very pale, black fluffy hair, thick eyebrows, pretty face, shy as fuck (he got all flustered and his face got extremely red when you hugged him!), smart, quiet, soft-spoken, and most importantly, he appeared to like me back because he did bring up masturbation when we were talking once. We used to message each other on Windows Live Messenger sometimes, and after he graduated, I told him that I missed him and he said he missed me too. BRUH. I don't know why but we stopped messaging each other and he didn't have any social media, there was no way to contact him except by using his email address (which I lost). FUCK.
He was so perfect, and I totally fucked it up. I feel like I'll never meet someone like him again, much less as a hikiNEET.
No.1617944
what if i was in the nether right now….
farming netherite for my gear
No.1617946
enter haachama
No.1617947
>>1617944what if you… you know…
No.1617948
one time gweed and trashbad linked up during sickziis dedicated stream time and stole viewers from sickziis stream and i got so mad i punched my wall and cracked it a little bit
No.1617950
thanks varg very cool
No.1617952
>>1617949/r/dontcare
/r/didntask
No.1617954
I understand. It sounds stupid, but I got legitimately depressed the other day because 2D men don’t exist. I have had my time trying to date 3D men. Even if they can be cute sometimes, most of the time their personality ruins it. Anime men have personalities that allow them to be capable of staying devoted to you and they are cute in a way 3D men could never replicate. Sometimes I get sad that I don’t have a bf, but I look at the real men around me and don’t feel motivated to date at all because I’m not attracted to any of them.
No.1617955
woah they really are just female incel weebs
No.1617958
uhh im not watching that bestgore shit
No.1617959
more like worstgore…
No.1617962
going to do the 30 bananas a day diet
No.1617963
is that a real diet or are you just undergoing psychosis
No.1617965
is that a real diet she asks
No.1617966
kwintu:come sit in my bed with me and we can watch annas stream together
bobob: *approaches kwintus bed and goes to sit down but its so smooshy he cant sit up and is forced to lie down on it* "your bed is so smooshy i cant sit up on it i have to lay down"
kwintu: thats okay we can lie down next to each other i dont mind *wiggle worms over next to bobob and lays beside him*
bobob: hey you know youre pretty petite and small just look at how different our arms are *places big bear daddy paw over kwintus little petite hand*
kwintu: *blushes* yeah if we spooned id be the little baby spoon and youd be the big poppa spoon *rolls over so back is towards bobob*
No.1617969
>>1617968he looks a lot like me
No.1617972
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cmon man
No.1617973
lol noob
No.1617976
good morning
No.1617978
>>1617974this is awful
they should've cast ichika
No.1617981
this pile of laundry has been sitting in the corner of my room for a month i just slowly take shirts and stuff off of it to wear and then dump new clean loads ontop
No.1617982
kwintu little petite body with his beautiful soft curly golden hair
No.1617984
>>1617981i do that but with other laundry baskets
i have the clean basket and the dirty hamper
No.1617985
when i was a kid our neighbors had this big closet
it was filled with piles of clothes
the piles were so big me and their kid used to climb them to the upper shelves
No.1617986
just found out ive been doing something wrong
No.1617987
turt i sneed you to wake up
No.1617988
people keep saying theres big bitcoin news incoming and this is the pre-pump
No.1617989
what does it mean when my fingernails start getting these little white circles on them
No.1617990
dont worry about it
No.1617991
>>1617989my right hand little and ring figer have that
No.1617993
im watching japanese superplay vhses
No.1617994
Did you know your nails can reveal clues to your overall health? A touch of white here, a rosy tinge there, or some rippling or bumps may be a sign of disease in the body. Problems in the liver, lungs, and heart can show up in your nails.
No.1617997
>>1617994gonna post this on reddit dot com slash r slash todayilearned til reddit subreddit
thanks for the karma, nerd
