first for thirst
water instead of powerade huh?
remake the thread
dick with poop on it, prolapsed asshole (possible bleeding)
actually theres cum in that bottle
ive read that doujin
it was a powerade zero and i swallowed, not spit
bwo why are you drinking that sugar free crap
because i dont want to end up on a bench with numb feet and a doctor telling me to jab my feet for the rest of my life
powerade zero, nature valley bar, diet 7up
dossierbro you getting this?
sugar doesnt give you diabetes
artificial sweeteners are worse for you than real sugar
that's it im getting the leaf bat
*shakes the cage*
cant believe the water boys stayed so calm… not one n word
this girl on stream is cute, has a nice voice and is actually saying smart things about the game….
i think im in love bros…..
fuck you homo
link us link us
were both grown adults, no need to resort to that type of language
you dont even have to scroll up its still on the screen
is this a good match
both teams went 10-6 in the group stages, lost in the winners bracket and then 2-0’d their opponent in losers so yea id say theyre pretty evenly matched
ill watch ti when meepo is meta again
faceless huh? they shoulda picked sven for sure
doesnt get run over so hard early
hes doin alright
wtf is a pos5 np supposed to do after right clicking the opponents in lane for the first 5 minutes of the game?
hes trying his best ok
lmao did you see him throw a tree at the bird
how many dotard babbies do we have here?
dota is our arts of choice
ogbros did we get too cocky
its just that simple
sprout and splitpush
its popular now to have an expendable pos5 that can be risky and push out lanes and it doesnt matter if they die doing it
ogbros… its ogre
im going to put this on to fall asleep to. this sounds nice
what about the usual girlfriend asmr
she'll miss you
friday but should i have a 'ster… should i order food…
take your boyfriend out for a nice dinner
its my childhood friend you moron
omg childhood friend bf thats so romantic….
still didnt decide if i should order food or nah
yess yesssss… grow that big beller…
i'm not that fat…
alright im back which dota game are we watching
we dont watch dota
theres something making noise in my closet
youre tired of pretending
embrace and love yourself
im listening dubstep
ugh og already eliminated lame
got a paycheck today i mean come ON i have to order some food and celebrate with a 'ster
bro why are you replying with cats to me
do it… we must worship the belly…
its friday night were drinking booze man
nah i love cats keep posting them, i just dont get the response
spoiler that shit
not him can i also look
its a stupid vid anyway makes no sense
i soke up
eg lost wtf
soke and toke
yeah sharteezy did his thing
og lost too
team spirit was too good
think og lost in the draft
*tosses fruit loops*
*catches them in my mouth*
UK's "Chicken King" Warns: The Era Of Cheap Food Is Over
we skimmed through waterlogged by noakes once
toot banning noble tosslion after he lashes back at bappa
told myself i wont have 'ster and junk food.
went for a walk and omw home i bought 2 slices of 'za and now i'm sipping 'ster
how do you buy two slices of pizza alone?
look at that belly…>>1469347
look at that belly…
*lubes up my dirty cock*
ok just checked my weight, i'm at 77kg, which means i got 2kg this week holy moly
cant believe og went out like that
gotta put faith in pupper now
yeah i'm gonna watch 10 min video how to weigh myself lmao
such a himbo
damn its already 8am!
bro its 14:00
i dont like this person
drow has bigger tits than venge
holos are not persons they are less than the dirt on my soles
lidl was out of the dark chocolate crunchy muesli so i had to take the yogurt strawberry one u__u
then stop babbling on about how much weight you gained when you dont even know it
i think if you gained or lost less than 5 lbs it doesnt count and shouldnt be mentioned.
stupid and mean… makes perfect sense that the foids love him
do you guys ever look at the bottom side of an apple and worry there might be a spider in there
i just cant stand mobas
Daniel Craig Prefers Going To Gay Bars And You Probably Can't Guess Why
because he goes out to the bars with a group of models and it doesnt matter who is at the bar?
you cant guess why you just cant
he's a huge fag
im tiwed of the aggwessiwe weewee swinging u__u
t. daniel cwaig
i didnt know daniel craig had such a hard life i feel bad for the guy
he also had a hard dick when he saw a guy once
come on man
come on a man?
no ill leave that to craig
old eleven is a cool gamerhandle
i wouldnt want to go to a gay bar and deal with the possibility of moids lusting over me and undressing me in their minds
"imagine calling yourself a dev and not knowing something like linux"
i would end this low T fag
the male gaze
this tiny is unkillable
those two are gonna kiss…
*cracks a ultra gold 'ster*
8 hours ahead of me that post was made by 'zii
post a pic
i just finished my 'ster you're so lucky…
is that too early for you or too late
i need to adjust for 7am
the 7am worknorm
the 7pm neet possum
sheever giantess omo
this guy carves marble
>"oh no i am more thirsty now because of the salt!"
i cant believe we have people unironically this retarded posting here. literal middle school drop out shit
online youre very argumentative and snarky
but in real life youre apussy
does gold 'ster taste better than silver 'ster, is there a bronze 'ster?
my girl nurse asked what i've been up to that week
i said i'm fixing this up
she said omg you made that?
i believe it is pineapple peach
fill halfway with ice
pour the ster all on it
sprinkle the salt on top to quenchy thirst
i'm watching pekora rn, any other hologirls live?
havent watched any hololive since ti started
'ster doesnt have salt it has pyridoxine hydrochloride. saltfag is obsessed
9am and im still not tired fuck!
the sleeper would be tired
the character selection at TI with the crazy tupac holograms in front of the booth look really cool
watame is live
IRL i dont associate with half brained mongrels such as yourself to begin with lol
>>1469425>'ster doesnt have salt
maybe that's why he said to add some brainlet?
terribly sorry sir
zii said hes putting on makeup for when his "friend" arrives…
spooky halloween makeup?
scary sexy makeup omo…
i've never seen low pole vaults for people to learn on i dont get how they learn
got some lat minute buys in under 60k and stocked up on alts
man pigkora and watame are both playing shitty games is there something else to watch? dont even bother linking shitty ti
flare's playing metroid
ugh even zii is a holoshitter now
holy crap clem vs serral later O__O
isnt china going to cowwapse?
gave a friend to try re biohazard on psvr
the long arc of the universe bends towards hololive
the onion is streaming minecraft
my long dick bends towards your ass
my dick never bends
a good vest keeps the belly warm
wtf why didnt you tell me noel was playing ffx
i wasnt invited to the secret xmpp…
no one ever talked there it was a ghost town
but toot said it wasnt for us anyway
saw a white owl in the wild…
never seen an owl in person before or maybe once as a child
THE MATRIX DOT ORG SERVER HAS EVERYONES METADATA
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
*grabs second tub of yogurt*
how about greek yogurt
totes forgot that i had an aaronkino to watch heck yeah
im going to drink vod now for the first time in months
whats teh occasion
today i had a nightmare that i woke up and i was 37 years old
and my life was still the same, i just skipped 10 years
im gonna have to do something
what are you gonna do :O
even though i missed the buttcoin train im glad at least a few of you will become buttcoin billionaires
it should be me not them
and it was foretold that on the third day the sipbros would recommend a good cheap red grocery store wine
i just pick whatever random $7 red i see at costco
yeah some day we're gonna have to do something
but that day….is not today…
bros we took out coding loans and now make six figs in silicon valley!
dunno what id do with six figs….. maybe id buy the 12$ wine instead
at six figs a gf is basically unavoidable
even if i lost all my money and my job and got fat my pgf would still bother me
shes like a venus flytrap
she wuvs you bro…
buy orders triggering
sell orders triggering
this price movement is a gift from above
why is nathanias shamelessly displaying his bare shoulders
why is catz dressed for an arctic expedition
bro i never took out the loan and theyre gonna call me in an hour >_<
moms also pissed that i still havnt started it
wasnt the deadline months ago…
im in school for web development
but it doesnt cost me anything
when you graduate you can help toot out and implement the side banner
its called opportunity cost you could be drinking and gaming instead
please god let me die tonight
reading biz gives me anxiety
*fingers your butthole*
When talking to an American you have to realise you're not talking to a real human being. It's a fact that television shows like Friends have impacted the way Americans speak and behave. They go through their daily lives putting on a performance based on fictional characters, even in front of their closest family and friends. So when an American needs to act, it's their "normal" fiction based personality with several layers of irony on top, which is what acting is to them and video games are low on the pay scale amongst these poorly skilled actors.
i dont watch tv so i have to base my personality off of hololive and sickzii streams
is that why it always feels like norms are playing pretend
basically im a more pathetic aj soprano
i'm basically furio but cooler
all of you are mere dirt
lol did you see clem lose those tanks
the call is approaching…
getting more and more nervous…..
[iranian voice] hello this is mersham
i fell asleep to that 4 hour baldurs gate video and just woke up. that was an incredible bit of sleep
i unironically watched the entire thing but sometimes its great for sleep too
it got me pretty early. he was going on about how some ogres hit for 44 and can crit for 88 but the helmet makes it so you dont get crit so thats just another nice perk of a figher
i thought that game came out a while ago why is that video getting so much buzz here?
theyre gonna call any minute now………….
ive got an hour to kill before the 8 hour shift. and then its drinkin time
rough 8 hour gaming shift..
drinking before you get out of work is really exciting
beer tastes like shit!
ugh i fucking HATE bing john bong
overrated director normie flicks people only care because hes a gook
'Gentleman' film set attacked by swarm of bees, only the leads get away unstung
1. [+350, -11] Bees: "Hey, he's the lead actor~~ bzzz don't touch him bzzz~~~"
7. [+4, -0] Proof that bees don't like drugs
lets just say its 10 hours until drinkin time for me
are you going to be drinking water or sports drinks?
she really made me horny at work with that cut, and i just openclosed her stream
but now im home >:)
i loaded up on salt from my power ade zero and diet 7up. i'm ready for some vod tonight
ur gonna catch the wuflu bro!
im fallin deep down the trouser rabbit hole
gimme the scoop
stop it, you're going to put an eye out
ugh the maids are here
really wish someone gifted me a woohankyung sub so i could jack to the vods
i sprinkled some salt into my post workout protein shake to stay hydrated
LE SALT HYDRATED THIRSTY
i still dont understand the salt thing or what those two were on about
is thirst one on one with hydration or not
Does salt dehydrate you? The short answer is no.
Dehydration is net water loss from the body. Consuming salt does not cause this condition.
Sure, if you house a bag of pretzels, you’ll get thirsty. But this doesn’t mean the salt from pretzels dehydrates you.
The pretzels make you thirsty because your body recognizes that your blood sodium levels are rising. Drinking water balances that out.
salt + lemon + water is the quickest way to get you hydrated
weeew finished the phone call and im sweating like crazy >_<
can i lick some of your sweat to hydrate myself
cant believe you took it youre a god
why did you pick up are you craaAaaAaazzyYYyy!!
i got blackout drunk one time and passed out on the streets and when i woke up i was in the hospital. i remember they gave me this pill that tasted like it was made out of pure sodium in order to rehydrate me.
i had to or mom was gonna be super pissed..
someone give me a quick rundown i skipped this entire thread
*feeds you a sugar cube*
hmm yeah your bill is $287,008
salt makes you thirsty but also hydrates you at the same time
yeah, i told them i had a headache from my hangover and they gave me ordinary tylenol which ended up costing $50 lmao fuck burgerland.
i thought memories of murder and mother were pretty good
the host sucked and im not watching it again
what is the deal with that baldurs gate video please respond
we're making a baldurs gate party to battle through the game
dibs on cleric
yeah by me
scv holy men… with a monastery…
time for tea???
he said he was gonna send me a follow up email but theres no way im checking that today im way too peopled out!
gonna go game
im not playing if this guy is cleric
who or what do you worship…
dibs on monk
bro dont monk is shit
dont forget to tell him you're only available for 15 hours a week. but dont tell mom that
they usually send an email 2 weeks later telling you your rejected so dont stress it
when did all this happen? why was i not informed?
come on man keep up
its not for a job its for the 27k coding class
ok so whats up with the scary guy in long highway
get with the times old man *pours salt into power ade* we're going on an adventure *puts on cleric holy symbol* to save this guy from getting a job
it isnt fair
need a comm stream real quick
did he just imagine the second half of the movie
20 minutes before i button up my shirt and head out for da shift
we already talked about this man the 27k is cuz they guarantee you a job afterwards or you get your money back
as long as i dont fuck it up it should be good…
yeah sure, give me 27k. i'll get you a job ;)
well its not my 27k what do i care
if your too dumb to listen to the comm its on you
your mom is gonna love paying back your debt
and you see
this is a html tag
hes paying for it himself with all his coins. he must have listened to all our coin talk so he can afford a 27k class
i believe in you and support you
beerboy, i need some math done. how many beer runs can you do with $27,000 worth of change
27000 is too big a number we need toot for that
thanks for all your support *never checks email*
im really upset about this baldurs gate thing
27k.. 1 buck per beer to make the math simpler.. yes.. 27k beers.. should last about a lifetime
well the big bullet point is to wear a helmet
i called dibs on cleric ok you can still be the fighter/druid or something
dont be like that man let him be the cleric
im the flamboyant bard
wait you could just use the money for a lifetime of beer, instead of using it to pay for a class that will get you a job so that you can afford a lifetime of beer. just trim the fat and head to the beer store
ok but what about food and stuff
thats moms job
yah, mom does that
sometimes that one dudes dad cooks him dinner lmao
oh dont dadshame him
thats cool and cute dont make fun of him
dont they kiss?
27k bro have you done coding before?
i want to squeeze those fat baby cheeks and let all the gross baby puke droop out
reminder of that 1 dude who tried to kiss his own therapist
i had a hot therapist once but he was married and im not gay
you guys are going to have to look after my d2r thread while i'm working…
they gave me some intro java stuff to do and it was easy..
do you need a loan? ive got the best rates in town
did you like it?
thats insane you can see their bras
whoa bras!! he wasnt kiddin!!!
it's probably part reality, part wish-fulfilment
"i like to remember things my own way" or whatever the quote was
meh, but i dont think id like any job so it doesnt seem that bad
im watching your youtubegf
see you guys in 9 hours i guess….
sigh ill miss you
this image isnt as large as i would like
take that back
i'm happy with that image size
is there a difference between kjack and kfap?
the smaller the anime the better!!! i want it so small it goes away foreever!!!
large enough on my phone :)
jack sounds more rough and intense to me
the big difference is if its a kpop or a kgook
ok im done kjacking
fuck off and die terf
mom looking for job
asks me a question about a programming job
i know shes not delusional enough to think shes qualified for it, but shes just delusional enough to think i am
someone better learn to code
sickzii and his bf doing karaoke….
*puts on my helmet so i cant be crit and gets in there*
*buffs you with improved haste so that you reach 8 apr*
brb activating my glutes
this dude think helmets in 2.5ed d&d are some hack
try fighting a fire giant without a helmet and report back kid
helmets in MYFAROG are a lot more realistic
a flimsy piece of steel just wont protect you against a blow from a mighty ettin
went to the kitchen for a snack and one of the bulbs was flickering it was real lynchean
this tattered cloth yalmulke will protect me from crits
i got dibs on being the fighter in the bg run through
im gonna be dual wielding and attacking like crazy!
ill be the sorcerer
your mom was lynchian last night kid
what baldurs gate playthrough what are the S tier classes?
if myfarog was so good itd be a video game
bro you gotta watch the 5 hour tier list
pure fighter is A tier so it should be fine
if windows was so bad theyd go out of business
they have 30 years of experience
*trots off to bed*
trousers are too complicated
heh see this is the problem with wizards
gonna drop a nigger bomb in the holo thread on jp
theres two threads
i guess global is the more cancerous one
it feels so natural to write there's two but it's there're????!?!?!?
there're there are
chauvin checks in
st.floyd checks out
is is singular
are is plural
a bug has tried crawling into my food for the second time in the past 2 days
bugs do that
eat the bug bigot
you cant fool my esl ears
why am i watching this im never going to play baldurs gate
how do you get a spot on the team?
who wants to buy me a new guitar
amlitzer did you see kroniis underground base
i have a nice guitar i never play because im too depressed but you cant have it
nah, got a link?
i dont love socializing
i dont even like socializing
i love being stressed and being drunk
ive had this box of cookies in the cupboard for a month now
no wait 2 months
i need a comfy chair for my balcony
i wasnt gonna play minecraf tonight but that clip really tempts me
dont get burned out we are gonna game bigly when the patch is out
yeah i dont want to load too many chunks before they add the deep dark and stuff like that
i just tested yesterday that i can load the 1.17.1 chunks from the 162 server into the newest snapshot and it works
so even right now i could throw our entire 'old world' into the new server
but im probably gonna wait until 1.18 final comes out
got distracted and forgot about the /jp/ nigger bomb
fresh 1.18 or bust
The HostDirected by Bong Joon-ho
Gang-du is a dim-witted man working at his father’s tiny snack bar near the Han River. Following the dumping of gallons of toxic waste in the river, a giant mutated squid-like appears and begins attacking the populace. Gang-du’s daughter Hyun-seo is snatched up by the creature and he and his family are taken into custody by the military, who fear a virus spread by the creature. In detention, Gang-du receives a phone call from Hyun-seo, who is not dead, merely trapped in a sewer. With his family to assist him, he sets off to find Hyun-seo.https://www.twitch.tv/mfh65p3ragbps5dp
starting in 10
can you only transfer like a layer of the first 100 blocks cause we dont really need chunks of the old underground
sorry gotta finish the bg alg
im watching squid games because im a norm
squid game was pretty good tbh fr
based cia agents
read an interesting article about squid games ending racism with it's diversity
refusing to watch a good show which happens to be popular doesnt make you cool
it was powerful
if it was good it wouldnt be popular
cant do that right now
might be able to do it when mods come out
might be able to do it now if i learn minecraft chunk encoding and program something in python but idk
it still generates new blocks under the old underground
i'm refusing to watch it because there are only 3 gooks that have ever produced anything of artistic worth
skt1 fantasy, sunny, minah
we could plant them far away and have an isekai portal to connect them…
this guy's just like my mom
pours everything down the sink
or even just 1000 blocks away and fly back and forth
boomers love pouring things down the sink
i poured my life down the sink
those big boobs are making me horny
that guy only jumped like 25 feet into water he would be fine
kim ki duk
After Bong Joon-ho's The Host swept all before it in August 2006, fellow director Kim Ki-duk, didn't mince his words: "When you go to the multiplexes these days, you're immediately grasped by six posters of The Host. Rather than propagating this kind of repressive effect, why don't you build a cinema with 10,000 seats, so everyone can chant 'Dae-Han-Min-Gook!' (long live great Korea!)?"
chang ding dong or whatever his name is
he directed the poetry movie that exposed the rapist gook patriarchy
this one speaks for itself
i fucking hate korean cinema
kim ki duk, park chan wook and bong joon ho
the only gook cinema worth watching
i thought the gooks had a matriarchy ruling them with dark shaman magic
lmao this movies retarded
aaron this is like watching capeshit
in a society….
with zero guns….
or make an ice road…
how does she have 2 pet enderman as bodyguards O__o
if there was like three hundred of them i might understand the panic but its just one dude
a blue ice road…
this femgook is cute
theyre all losing their shit
is this a farce?
mom made vegan "cheese" dip
i took some to make her feel good..
did you like it
wasnt as bad as i thought it was gonna be but id never eat it over actual cheese dip
ugh only got 6 hours of sleep last night
bro thats 4 solid rem cycles
the homemade vegan stuff with paprika, cashews and nutritional yeast? that stuff's awful
i just buy the chemical stuff instead
dad made the bathroom unusable again
ahhhhh now thats some good hydration
but what about your thirst levels?
idk bro, she said something about shallots and nuts
are you still seething over that
that made me jump
foids are obsessed with replacing real food with weird vegan nut butters
craving some bread with mayo and cheese real bad
who let the mayo monkey in the thread?
le mayo monkey
this movie stinks a fat one
im gonna have to watch this bg alg in chunks
i cant handle it all at once
this movie is absurd
im halfway through and losing steam
i think i need a break
i lost steam halfway through ranger, i think ill do one class at a time
why are we playing baldurs gate 1 again? i know i'm just checking to make sure you guys do
umm well you see..
i dld bg 1 and 2 a few weeks ago but never got around to install them and now i wont have time to play them fuck!!
kgf in a tracksuit….
sigh women are the biggest consumerists so every product is full of estrogen they already took the education system and the workforce now you cant even exist as a male
bro that looks amazeballs
imagine ripping her out of it…
this is all part of the globohomos plan
ate honey from the jar with a spoon :)
there's nothing reddit about lusting after gookettes
gookgawking is one of our most sacred pasttimes
are gooks even more money obsessed than americans
they are status obsessed
yes i've linked a thread about this before
i hope so
theres no way i can get a gook by being handsome or charismatic
money is my only hope
korea brings together the absolute worst parts of the east and west
get an uggo gook gf and hand her into dr kim
having yellow fever as a white guy is one of the most reddit things imaginable
hi reddit im dad :D
HI DAD IM HUNGRY XXDDDDDDD
darker grey for the hoodie
add 'rat meat' to the likes
heir to the legacy of darkman padder
special effects were better than this in the 90s when they made jurassic park
it's not terrible for mid 2000's cgi
this movie is jokes
friday night i should be drinking and gaming
but instead i just feel like sleepin
sick play by the gookman
shorting a surge protector would trip the surge protector not the flippin fuse i mean thats the whole point…
*shoves you in the locker*
i think that was just an extender
not all of those were surge protectors back in the day
HE HATES IT!!!!!!!
can you even imagine the stink
kaiji spoke to me in ways no anime ever has
toot i would like to sue aaron for stealing 2 hours of my life
any movie set in korea makes it look like a stinky filthy place
any movie set in japan makes it look clean and beautiful
might rewatch akagi after finally having learnt mahjong
nippon? descended from gods
korea? descended from apes
ive heard akagi makes less sense after you know how to play mahjong
seen akagi 3 times and i still dont really understand mahjong
it's still nonsensical because akagi is only pulling out the rarest hands that you never even knew existed
just like covid lmaoooo
*shoots a teen*
*wins billions of yen gambling*
the flu is real idiots
mom and dad were telling me they felt no side effects and encouraged me to take the vaxx
then its too late for them they are already compromised
8 hours until drinking time!
i have never and will never give money to a woman
foids know their expiration date is always looming so they fear the eternal 2d perfection
matrix 1 is so good
easily the greatest artistic creation of our time
>>1469874>dont call me a slut just because im a slut
maybe dont get offended about the word slut if you want to be one so bad?
this movie is tense
i tuned out whats going on
wheres the little girl and boy
using pure gas in your molotov isnt great your supposed to add styrofoam or soap shavings right
i think youre supposed to mix some motor oil in there
oh there they are
what about that other kid???
lmao he ditched the hobo kid
this ends with the monster becoming a korean delicacy
what the FUCK aaron
i remembered that being a better film
you can blame me but i blame the koreans
i'm sticking to ethnically superior nihonjin cinema from now on
are we redpilled on virus hoaxes now
this is supreme bait
it was like they saw cloverfield and thought
lets make a film like that but with normal cinematography
and the creature is a 10 ft long fish instead
just clocked in a 3h nap
missed the entire moobie
from these posts it seems like i was right >>1469535
yeah i wish i had listened to you…
the host is older than cloverfield
Not bait, this is the list Nobita complied from interviewing hundreds of Japanese women.
i assumed it was one of those "even the language denotes tall people as better" baits
added to the forbidden
when are we gonna watch die hard
when are we gonna watch virgin mountain
still waiting for chihayafuru…..
everyone loves die hard…
everyone loves hard dicks
especially daniel craig who can often be spotted at gay bars
im up for die hard but only on xmas
when are we watching the big short
as a woman, I find women WAY funnier than men. A funny man is rare. Men do laugh at each others jokes more, but its sycophantic and pathetic pandering to the alpha. Men don't find women funny because the jokes are on men 99% of the time, so I can understand why men who think women arnt funny think that, they just don like being the butt of the joke. But trust me, when woman are alone and making jokes its 1000% funnier than any male stand up comic, making a room of unfunny lamo dudes laugh desperately trying to fit in, laughing even when they dont get the joke, looking around to see if the other men are laughing and they join in looking for approval. All these clips were so cringe, seeing how desperate every guy is to get norms approval and agreeing with him and laughing at everything his says like desperate little fan losers
ok ill give it a shot
is this from the braindead holes on cc?
so it's a perfect match for your taste
im going to gut you like a fucking pig
when is toon going to stream again? now that's an scv with good taste.
you wont do shit kid youre a pussy in real life
toss? now thats a name i havent heard in a while
its funny that she thinks 90% of males jokes arent also making fun of other men, they just do it in a funny way instead of a cringe foid way
ergo proxy sucks
thats a funny way to spell halo
how's that butthole zii?
zii is literally having gay sex rn and your shitposting on 162
let that sink in for a moment
cant believe the comm has constant gay s*x
love this webm
youre getting excited for a tranny marvel movie and youre calling us normies
good lord i miss smoking cigarettes
*readies the sugarbutter injection*
its basically a marvel movie
we havent liked matrix since the first one
im not wearing a diaper like all you fags are so there is nothing to "sink in" :^)
i finished the bg alg!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like someone needs to add some salt to their water!
why would you go watch a movie in the middle of a global pandemic dumbfuck retard
i checked the email associated with my isp and ive never gotten a single copyright email even though ive used public torrents for years without a vpn
anal yse my ass daddy
can you calm down im trying to watch this asl vod
toss you need a refreshing powerade and wash it down with a diet 7up
im going to have another mayo cheese sandwhich
youve really been going overboard on those lately..
debating going to the store for snacks and booze
debating real hard
are you winning the debate?
just do it
all ive done since waking up is watch that bg vid and now ive got a headache
nead a walk to recover
walk to the liquor store bro its friday night!
i already have liquor
sip on some powerade bro
im gonna go grab a 'ster maybe ill grab an 'ade too
i dont wanna spend friday night getting fat on snacks and feeling sorry for myself with drinking
what temp should i set my thermostat for winter
cmon man its every day
once you start drinking you will see that you chose the right path
its over hes gone
i dont like the way you do things
The central theme of the book is that several fields of contemporary science and philosophy point in the same direction: intelligence is not organized in a centralized structure but much more like a bee-hive of small simple components.
this is all happening because i didnt go to the gym today
whats cheaper an e scooter or an e bike
e bikes are expensive af so probably e scooter
all my video games take too much thinking
i refuse to believe you unironically listen to this trash you post
nah usually get beers from my 100+ year old breweries rather than faggot hipsters ngl
are entry level amd ryzens ever coming back on stock?
i know some monks
sigh pad would have loved this v__v
im eatan a cosmic brownie
who do you even root for in this red sox astros game
feelan like a pad on a leash
why dont police jigglepeak irl i feel like id be a way better swat guy than the real life dudes just from my experience playing counter strike
ugh this is so white
13yo white boy from the suburbs
thats the limp biscuit demographic
im still on the ro16 im so far behind…
toss can you stare rudy in this pic >>1470027
in the eyes for 20 seconds straight?
then tell me how you feel
still cant believe sleepy joe is president when mike lindell unironically proved without a shadow of a doubt that the election was stolen during the cyber symposium
1. I played with cats omw home
2. I just texted Ivana on tinder
3. I love games
remember when zii spent more than 3 hours on a simple sliding puzzle
what did you text her
got a 'ster and some fresh air in my lungs
its naruto time
ivana is not gonna be happy you texted her at 1:30 am
stare him in the eyes and tell me how you feel
ivana really thought she had finally found a husband to be
instead it was just another corndog looking for crumbs in the middle of the night
wheres the drunk ziistream
Hey tossie i appreciate you but fuck off. Puzz was simple if you dont fuck up first few moves. Google about it lots of ppl quit the game because of it>>1470039
should i stream
your a fucking joke bro
'stros of course
zii doesnt stand a chance against toss its not even a competition
is it illegal to spread aids in croatia still?
if toss messaged ivana he would be fucking her rn
sickzii 2am drunk stream lets go
I agree that all real SH games were on ps1 and ps2. But that puzz was from ps3. And that puzz is real once you finished the game
Easy* not real sorry
zii and toss are two sides of the same coin
I mean i said it first time, its easy if you dont fuck up first few moves. But if you start wrong then its hard. Im not gonna dicuss that rn if you don't even want to Google about it
did you just find out about yakuza or something whats up with this pic
you didnt "fuck it up" the first few moves
you just moved randomly hoping it would be right without thinking
not him but its a good pic
he lucked out on the solution as well
zii just go to bed
dont make a bigger fool of yourself than you already have
smdh the bullies ganging up on zii again
hes gonna stream
its all gonna be okay
Not really, i did try to solve it but there were 2 free slots and 4 combined pieces with different slots
oh so you tried but couldnt figure it out cause youre an idiot?
At least i finish the puzz, only person here without Googling for help
weird fucking creep
I am idiot but i did solve the puzz
Why would you be so rude?
And i played on normal
Ngl I kissed friend and when i stopped he told me to not stop…
should focus that energy on upgrading your taste bud
gonno listen to car seat headrest and have a lil cry
dont cry baby
its international time
bitch i might be
disco elysium is on sale
i want to suck on your belly button
kinda wanna play this game but i have so many games i just bought and never played im considering waiting for it to go on sale for a bit more
hmm yeah thats a gook alright
rmeembet when trump deoppes the biblibal theyre not after me theyre after you im just in the way
now we know what he meanr
cant imagine being such a simpleton that you find this entertaining
went to the grocery store cause i needed some ingredients to cook tomorrow but i noticed my fav brew was on sale and then while walking away from the fridges there was some whiskey on sale so
the jewish tricks worked on you..
what did you buy bro!
some celery, two onions, chips, a little mini toblerone, and…
a mini toblerone huh
yeah its tiny
one thing i used to do when i was younger is get a bag of plain lays and a rotisserie chicken, then crush the chips and mix them with shreds of chicken in a bowl
you can just buy crumbs in a box dude
chicken n chips was my trademark and it was real tasty
no i didnt turn them into crumbs
dont buy crumbs dude
wish i had a dad who taught me how to fish
do amerifats really……?
im not american and my bmi is 18
my bmi is pure muscle
sprinkle some salt on that
do girls actually game
yeah (girl here)
fuck off seriously
ive been waiting for an opportunity to bring that one back for a while
love those webms seriously
are we gonna have a gaming slumber party or not
how do i get my hair like lain's?
how do i get my hair like itachi's?
how do i get a hairline like vegeta
wtf the walking dead tv show is still going on????
actually you know what
sasuke has way cooler hair than itachi
thats the one thing he has over him
i bet itachi has some real greasy nasty hair
just like me
gonno upload my consciousness to the wired and become a digital ghost
will you shut up man
youre getting owned
what is the source for these?
i want to hug a girls leg like that
really? cool. i would rather violently rape a girl instead. but thats just me.
5 hours until drinking time!
gosh lain is so perfect
i fantasize about doing that but id never do it irl
but id hug a girls leg irl
you just need to build up to it
you wouldnt run a marathon right away
you gotta exercise your violence just like anything else
cant imagine sleeping in the same bed as another person
you never slept in your parents bed as a kid?
not even during thunderstorms?????
thats not the kind of parents i had
oh so your parents didnt love you
this is exactly how i imagine toss
toss isnt strongfat hes just fat
my parents wanted me to fear and respect them i dont think love ever came up
my kids will love me and fear me
do you want to be my gf?
tell me why does he wear the tall socks? if i remove them will he die?
is ddr the first strand type game?
fastest feet in the comm
i saw you fail out of a 12 footer bro!
nene is playing minecraft with an australian ….
i checked the other stepmania streamers and got sad seeing some with 1 viewer…
follower only chat ok then lol
wish i could step like this kid
are the red circle things bombs
look at him do the little steps
what a champ
i couldnt do that even if i had four legs
what are they feeding this man
yeah i cant even do it on the keyboard with fingers and hes doing it with his feet its insane
you could probably get that good on keyboard in a few days thats ridiculously easy
you have to use all of the surfaces your foot properly
then you get dehydrated in a long ddr session and crack open an ice cold can of salt water
tastes like heaven
how do i turn it off didnt know it was on
this guy is playing quite easy stuff and pad files are a million times easier than kb
wish i had rocket league…
ok bro whatever you say
i never went over the kids house but purtle was friends with some 23ish groomer who had a ddr machine in his basement and got in trouble for fucking a 14 y/o. he'd have a crew of underage kids over everyday for ddr
i know what im talking about i was a top player in keyboard sm
i could be better than you if i wanted to be
need to find me a nympho
maybe but most likely not
omo imagine playing ddr with a girl, telling her to take 2 pads while you take the other two, grinding your pip against her ass…………
keyboard super mario?
id flip narutos mom
have you ever seen her boobs?
how much does a lowlife cost where you guys are
i cant be killed
just opened about 20 tabs of tranny porn
anime girls dont have hood scoops anymore
alright my backs killing me
thanks for tuning in
i wish this worked
were you on odi?
no, more recently
but are you in the new discord with the old odi guys?
nah i was a giant sperg back then and i would rather not any find out my past lol
what difficulty scale do you play?
recently i got back up to 20-21 songs but my wrists really cant take much abuse like they used to
in my prime i was getting 32s
if i were to play right now itd probably be 26-28ish
i keep merging
maybe you just have a shit memory
rhythym game + baldurs gate 1 comm was not in my reality yesterday
lay off the drugs man
if me and zii linked up wed be unstoppable
*puts on some electro-swing*
*lights 15$ tobacco pipe*
*loads up minecraft tutorial vids on youtube*
ah…this is how a gentleman relaxes
this isnt drugs man wtf is going on
15$ is like the worst possible pipe you either go 3$ corn cob or some nicer briar wood pipe for 30$+
*tips tribly respectfully*
first of all
okay first of all
you DONT wear your hat in private settings
sneed a narutos mom gf
might watch naruto i've been hearing nonstop buzz about it lately
naruto's mom? i yawn
boruto's mom? real shit
never been much of a hinatabro
time to smork
ive always wanted a long devils anse
does anyone really believe the thing about childbirth being too painful for a man
women will cry for 20 minutes if they stub their toe
surely everyone just goes along with it to make foids feel better about themselves
just because childbirth is legitimately painful doesnt mean it justifies all their other belly aching
yeah but theres no way its THAT painful
mom joined sam's club..
men pass kidney stones all the time
thats not normal man
feel like im gonna puke
ive passed kidney stones
legit thought i was going to die
me on the left baked as hell
did you guys talk about the bong politician that got stabbed?
some member of parliament got stabbed to death
common sense knife laws
madara just tps away every time hes losing a fight
we know nothing will come of it so we dont bother discussing it. cuck island will remain cucked.
fuck you man just fuck you
oi you got a loicense fo dat noif
if i lived there i'd want to carry a knife because it's so dangerous
taxes too high? kill a politician
one isnt enough at this point
fuck now my neck is spasming
how many times have democracies voted to lower their taxes
it was a cis white male tory
1k down payment on the coding class..
one thousand greenbacks to learn about for loops in python
really no different from your average college tbh
you clearly do not browse r/transgendersurgeries
i want a parrot resting on my shoulder too….