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heres a new thread


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there was no 2020 international wrestling festival………………………………………………………..


bad news groypers, nick is going bankrupt. cant pay people to work on his website anymore, losing several lawsuits against journalists for libel + a lawsuit against dlive plus that big bitcoin donation he received earlier was seized by the fbi


this has been debunked


i just rebunked it


bunk this *grabs crotch*


hit up reeki on steam hell tell you


*hits up reeki on steam*


the brownies were kind of raw on the bottom but it's alright


this has been prebunked


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Does anyone else think the average man's taste in women is weirdly pedophilic?
Sure there's plenty of men who like "thick" women but I meet so many men who fetishize petite women and it irks me because they so obviously are attracted to the fact that these women look like teens still.
Am I just paranoid or is there something to it?


i refuse to believe foids are that clueless


i find it very alarming that a 25 year old would be emotionally stunted enough to connect with a 17 year old lest you be a mental reincarnate of a famous philosopher or something


im emotionally stunted


so much gas today…


men are such pigs


i am pedo, emotionally stunted, and incel. does that trigger you roasties?


are you a pornsick beastmoid


foids dont understand that women were basically property until a hundred years ago it will take some time to adjust


now we are all jeffs property


its a hierarchy of property




im gay


stop watching porn


yes awoo


i dont watch porn i just have sex (gay)


the cc ladies hate gays


they hate everything


they're fat alcoholics who hate everything just like us


in middle school. some boy was bullying me so i asked him why'd he do it, and he said with the most serious expression on his face: because you're ugly. i also recall my early crushes gossiping about me about behind my back, or being teased because i liked them. nobody wants to be loved by an ugly person.

it's depressing to think that i won't be able to get a partner because i'm so hideous kek.


my wife and i got into an argument so i hit her over the head with my switch


is that a cc post?


we are in recovery


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i was going to go sippo mode then my piece of shit mic was acting up so i stopped gaming and got a head ache. i've basically got a full blown hang over right before i got drunk. my head hurts too much to sleep too


i feel like garbage but i have to go to work


its time to stop v__v


thats weird i feel great


full skippo mode


elzar just blinded leela with his spice weasel


i want to sip
i want to game




finished my spaghetti from earlier tonight


Beautiful art style. This is starting off really well. Please update whenever possible.
Also, not to be a raging bislut, but I actually like the mom's tits. They do look kind of hentai-ish, so I'm like 30% suspicious you might be a secret troon coomer or something trying to own the TERFs, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.


its almost time


am i a secret troon coomer?


it was good spaghet


bitch u mite be


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finished the half gallon of sherbert last night and mom got more
mom is so fucking based


ubereats wendy's


damn shes still going… 4 hours of singing and still not at 500k subs…


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the time has come
the sipper shall sip
the gamer shall game


bro weve been gaming!


and sipping!


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2016 and 18 were my favorites


think im dep
dont feel like playing games dont feel like listening to music dont feel like watching anime


have a sippy bro


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have a sippy uh


You sound super naive. When I was 18 being hit on by older men, I spotted right away that even in the cases where it didn't appear they were trying to groom me (and believe me, there were cases where they were) that there was something off with the ones who genuinely saw me as equal and it embarrassed me. Why give myself to a 25 year old who seems to be at a same stage of life as me? I sure as hell didn't want to be where he was at his age. My sister is with a guy 5 years her senior and they are both more immature than most people their age, and he definitely isn't good for her. They might love each other, but he treats her like she's a child.

Now I'm with a guy 3 years my senior, but that's a very small age difference in general (21/24 when we met).





hate watching people die :/


holy shit only 7 hours until the original isekai!
i gotta get to sleep


bro the super bowl is barely 12 hours away!


damn tomorrow is big
original isekai, superbowl, wings and sliders
this is gonna be a day to remember


if the bucs win i might just go sippo mode





excuse you



had coffee for the first time in a long while and now im all jittery


im a freakazoid




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>if the bucs win i might just go sippo mode




yeah… real funny…


i dont get it


yeah……. real crazy………..


Going after young women is a male competition strategy, not a strategy to maximize literal fertility. Men going for younger women means they get to her earlier than other men.


you gotta stop reading cc brotherman


i swear im following those 2 qanon accounts only for lols please dont send me to a re-education camp


if you use twitter at all youre going to the camps


The time I met Richard Spencer there was a kid there who asked him if he had played Bioshock Infinite because it was what inspired him to become a white nationalist & I think about that a lot.


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world needs more of this energy right now



took a walk in the snow :3




bro dont even start with me


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im gonna consoom new headphones im going to do it


i am awake and not gay. reporting for work


regay yourself



warioland 4…



disgusting how we still have to deal with racism
glad this black gentleman did them good


i want to put (fake) pp in my butt. ive put other stuff in but i want te Real (fake) deal. advice buttfucked anons? i think i need.
a) fake pp
b) lube
c) anal douche?
d) condoms?


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peepee in your butthole? wtf lol


wait until toon is awake



david bullshit


I stopped caring about math when I was introduced to the concept of imaginary numbers. What a crock of shit. If your equation can only be solved by inventing numbers that can't exist, like some kind of math deity , then you are fucking wrong and the math is flawed. Same for algebra solutions that basically say "the correct answer is whatever the correct answer is". Thats what the math said transcribed to words but god forbid if i wrote in down in english instead of the ancient math runes the teacher word mark me wrong.


people used to think the same thing about negative numbers up until just a few hundred years ago


negative numbers are retarded



all the good looking women on this dating site have kids


negative numbers and fractions don't even exist in real life


like it's -7 degrees outside
ummm no it isn't just don't retard decided to name 70 degrees to be zero


how would you describe debt or splitting something into parts


buncha round earthers trying to come up with sensible arguments
we get it hon, you 'love' 'science'


debt you owe them money like 5£ not negative
if i eat a slice of pizza i still have all pizza just less slice its quite simple


jewish tricks
>splitting something into parts
jewish tricks to justify interest


but what if you owe a bunch of people money
what should the single number on your account balance be


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0 cause you have no money idiot


you're retarded


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>you're retarded


so thered be some kind of total for how much you owe and how much you actually have right
like thered be a number saying
you own: $0
youre total obligations are: $123
so its almost like youve developed a new number thats actually a pair of numbers
you could write it as [$0, $123] or something

negative numbers are just a shorthand for that



imagine being such a geek you start writing the half box comma thing


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big true


are diamonds still a thing?
do people still pay retarded amounts of money for them?


no millennials killed them


just did a 30 x (45 sec ON / 15 sec OFF) at 2% incline increasing from 12 to 17.8 km/t in increments of 0.2 km/t per rep on the treadmill


*blows a raspberry on your belly*


i think diamonds are mostly a nigger thing


impromptu holo minecraft collab


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you think im going to figure out all that math?



this guy really loves the original isekai
do you think it's going to get more than one season


the epic of gilgamesh season 2


i need to order another ssd case


no clue what that is


wonder what sickzii is doing… probably hungover…


word on /a/ is that they might adapt the whole thing


word on a is you suckindaballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





foid shit
not worth it


shes not a foid shes funny and interesting




you cant say that


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cmon u fucken smeagol


me? sexhaver


this collab is one of the best that i have ever seen


even sickzii is having sex now im gonna kms


i woke up just in time for the original isekai!!


hadns drank any water today and got a headache



new awc3 vid


weebbros shes crankin open ryza 2 premium box


I don’t want to invalidate anyone’s experiences but I think for some of these it’s not just being ugly or not that is an issue but social standing and moids being mean because they love putting women down. They know how much society values women’s looks more than men’s.

In my own experience, I had my first crush on a guy at 10. I guess I wasn’t very subtle about it as everyone knew. Some other boy told me that he has said I was “the ugliest girl in the class”, which I believed. No one wanted to date me through high school etc.

Anyway, looking back, the popular girls were not prettier than me. I looked fine. I was just socially awkward and had no social standing.

I do think being told you’re ugly can mess up your sense of self though, as it did for me and make you value moid opinion and praise more than you should. That’s what moids want though so don’t listen to them.

And that guy is gay now so what does he know anyway.


cc post i skip



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whats the best ravnica guild and why is it rakdos?



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>Microsoft Granted Patent to Reanimate Dead People as 3D ‘Chatbots’

>Microsoft has been granted a patent for technology that would “reanimate” the dead by re-creating them via social media posts, videos and private messages that could even be downloaded into a 3D lifelike model of the deceased.



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wonder if she thinks the girls are sexy


pad will finally be back


we cant let microsoft steal pads essence


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wow okayus is a turbogriefer too
the holo minecraft server is a rough place..


always had a feelin about okayu


god damn this barr ice cream soda is good


was it a harold mccneill card?
found some ice age harolds yesterday, his style is so cool



it was crusade
i dont know who drew it


you cant even look for it by name on scryfall fucking hell


im gonna make hot wings later
then im gonna double down and make some buffalo low cooker pulled pork


they should stop calling it white and black thats fucking racist
"white creatures"
"black creatures"


i thought they were plains, swamp, mountain etc


i was looking up the novel form and apparently it goes to absolute shit at like volume 7 or something


is this rape chan?


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sickzii had sex yesterday!!


prove it


*holds up a boy pregnancy test*


good morning~


wop bop bam bam


YouTube censors have taken down video of physicians testifying before the Senate on early treatment for Covid-19

get that ass debunked


gonna watch the original isekai brb


what is it?


whats isekai?


get a clue noob


die skipper


it was alright, prolly my least favorite episode so far but still not bad


i hate you guys!


full disclosure i already read the manga like a year ago


*slides you a 'zza*


this dude finna gonna get punched at the mansion


imagine getting transported into club penguin
thats every isekai


I am begging you to just eat fruits and vegetables like a normal person. The average strawberry is only 5 calories. A large carrot is only 25. Starving your body is not a good long term strategy.


celery is negative calories so if you eat too much celery you will starve to death


die crystalcrawler


um im a different guy… whats club penguin?


you ve gotta be shittin me


who let the elroy in


they hate you too tranny





The uploader has not made this video available in your country.




where do you live?
whats your countries deal?


and people complain about the fascist norks isolationist intranet


sickzii get in here
tell us how you managed to convince a girl to have sex with you


>This universally acclaimed and award-winning game is secretly shit!

Its always the same with this board. You fester on shithole cartoon hentai trap image board and delude yourselves into thinking you're some kind of uber elite.

In reality you're a bunch of mentally ill incel kiddies. You're constantly wrong about everything and when reality doesn't match your worthless shit-taste opinions you huddle on here in the hope of having your worthless shit-taste opinions validated by other clueless unhinged social rejects who have equally worthless shit-taste opinions.

And who are you trying to convince? 20 random anons on this Chinese takeaway image board?

The larger world isn't even aware of your existence and, if they were, they would barely offer a snort if derision at your autistic screeching.


first of all hes cute


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promised her a new dolly and some candy


would that it were so simple


1. have a license
2. buy candy
3. google nearby kindergartens
the rest will come naturally


this is the kind of deranged mentally ill shit that i bet ame does with her dogs



thats perfectly reasonable though


i can think of some other deranged mentally ill shit that ame probably does with her dogs…


lol cmon man


you fuckin idiot


some dogs literally need that shit to go out in the snow at all. taking them out in the snow is more deranged



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obviously you havent walked a dog outside when its below -15C



cant believe rikako follows this guy


lmao these dog freaks trying to justify their mental illness "oh no his footies will get coowwd >:("


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bro i just told you some dogs literally need those. whats your problem?


thats no good she should call cesar millan


youre better off not engaging


my dog needs wittle booties on his feeties he gets too cowwd


i knew someone would start tardsperging about those dog boots thats why i posted it lol




baited this exact response



pitbulls are good for starting arguments. people are extremely strongly for or against them


yeah like reinforcing their bad behavior by giving them attention and treats when they beg and bark
foids literally have no spine



well where i come from we call it pop


love a good cop putting down a rabid pitbull vid



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love a good foid getting fucked by a dog vid


theres too much coaxing


someone meme a this is what they took from us but its a really hot looking female wolf looking at you with bedroom eyes next to her cubs eating a dead moose in the snow


the only place i've seen big dogs wear those booties was in porn…


pardon you


no such thing as a hot looking female wolf you fucking furry freak


but her bedroom eyes…


its just smiling for the owner my dads pitbull is the biggest baby in the world and does the same thing



hehehe this is so cute


not really theyre usually pretty eager in the ones ive seen


stop watching that stuff its brain poison


how is it brain poison you just sound like a prude





listen here nipponfag


please guys
no more racism


oh my god nene


we built this isekai


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isnt nene a huge westaboo
she loves disney and hannah montana
maybe shed be into having a western bf…


the whole world loves disney its why they are billionaires


based mizkif kicking that gook whore jinnytty out of the house because they arent quarantining and taking covid-19 seriously

let this be a lesson for all you super spreading trumptard dumbasses


stop watching dog porn


*super spreads your buttcheeks*


why its epic
love seeing the foids true form


yes yes yes yes yes reddit is turning against jinnytty and jakeandbake because theyre not following covid-19 lockdowns

ahahahahahhahahahahahhah get fucked !!!!!!


simmer down toss


*watches twitch streams and browses reddit 15 hours a day*
im perfectly normal


my first toe bones are super long, like almost finger long is that good


stop pretending to be pad




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covids no big deal dude who cares if i kill my family i NEED to go out and socialize


i sneed to


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No and no. Sell-out gay bands can all burn.


the gods sneed a friend indeed


drank too much and woke up way too early


dont really know who mizkif is but that was the right move


word all kgirls should be kicked out


came back hoping to see some dogporn but none posted



love this bitch


mind your language


ame is probably gonna hit 1M subs in the next 2-3 days…


and as a celebration shes gonna suck so many black cocks….


i have way too many friggin yogurt containers


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wow a mcdonalds ad thats so omo


girls pretending to be toddlers are creepy


word anime is creepy


if i bring them to the kitchen then ill have to do the dishes


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so much gaming content to play through. i still have 3,4,5


i'm on 5 right now!


stop watching porn


is having a gf worth putting up with foidery


ask sickzii


actually sickzii has a bf (me)


who do we got in the super bowl today bros!


the team that tom brady isnt on




pizza and ice cream :)




i can eat what i want :)



your body cries out


in horror, why me! why me!


i got dads sliders and wingstop!


Man in Russia commits suicide jumping out of the window, landing on a 5 month old baby, killing him too


why did you think it was a good idea to post that here



just had a big bowl of ice cream
5 scoops


you forgot to say 'lol' you sicko


wtf not cool
anybody who kys themselves should do so peacefully and without involving others






pwus wun pwus wun


5 scoops of moose tracks
caramel topping
chocolate hard shell topping
whip cream topping





fat idiot!


*smacks your ass*
calm down twink




even trump didnt…


i love my hifiberry


damn right on bro sounds good!


Imagine if you went to a TED talk where any retard could climb onto the stage and everyone in the audience had a megaphone. That's pretty much what Reddit is.


cant believe sickzii is too busy having sex to post here now…


made a cummies


stop watching porn


big cummies








omg why is she streaming so early!


why the fuck is youtube so slow today


the super bowl is in 4 hours





Look, Robert

Like I’m a Rich Man

Like I’m a Very Wealthy Man

…I cannot afford a House

…in the Hamptons


burgbro here,


havent seen a single good burg alg posted here
its always the shitty smashburgs


bro smashburgs are the greatest form of burg


post it again brapper


woopsies :)


cant stand it when they call stuff "perfect"



guras talking about chicken waffle marshmallows and chocolate pizza



so what


freshly cut nails
ready to game


let me suck on them..


post it again brapper


she has a manbaby palate


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We have a rule: we never free a mind once it's reached a certain age. It's dangerous, the mind has trouble letting go.


snk ep was good


now thats some shitty meme food if ive ever seen some


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just woke up


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renewable energies are a scam
science is gay
and elon musk sucks


quarries are cool


good meowning~


if i get minecraft on switch can i play with you guys


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im serious you never help me


if only things had gone differently…


cant stop thinking about that lucky croatian girl who got to experience ziis dick inside her


im not croatian or a girl actually


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this dude doing some baki shit in real life


i thought it was good


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minecraft switch help now


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my knuckles hurt




been climbing too much


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been drinking too much


crack open a cold one bro!


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are going to climb mount everest


many such cases…


i might


any decent man would make sure that guy doesnt walk again


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I'm scrolling through narcissas youtube see a Jigglypuff thumbnail then now this


oh shit is cissa streaming?>


wonder if its too late for me to free my mind


i should watch matrix again


watching the matrix turns you trans


come over to my house we can watch it in 4k


nice try aaron


i have it in 4k too havent watched it yet


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gura likes xfiles



we knew that from his other threads he posts


low quality spammer from low iq chink hellhole
simply cant believe it



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what were shiba bred for are they hunting dogs or shepherd dogs or guard dogs or what


got a big jar of moldex earplugs


theyre fuck dogs


me on the left


they were bred for fat companion dogs
for humor





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minecraft help please


gonna jam this one


>all holoposts are from the same person
this is you right now


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bro the servers are empty!


in case you didn't realize how popular holos are they made a whole board for them


i played on 162 server friday when i was blasted drunk
just walked around and fell to my death off a big bridge and then clicked out


who the hell are you talking to!


his own retarded self


die skipper


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i look exactly like alain delon and im not a globo homo


theres no replacement for displacement i always say
*slaps bel'*


i look exactly like the brawny man


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>die skipper


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oh no no no


he does not pass


me on the right


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>America 2030
>Wake up, take my smartmeds
>Forgot to pay my Amazon™ fee so my alarms didn't go off, and my windows are disabled
>deducted 2 social credits
>"Cortana, what is the forecast for today?"
>Cortana tells me it will rain hard for the next couple of days due to ongoing climate modification operations
>Go to communal feeding area, order some McDonald's maggot broth cubes from the vending machine
>Pay $¥30 to close the smart pod's door so I can leave for work
>Tesla bus docks to pod combine
>Pay my subscription, and the Tesla bus takes me to Facebook™ Mixed Building No. 2938
>Scan my vaccination tattoo, and rent my workspace for the day
>Find my open plan work pod in a massive floor of cubicles full of people working for different employers
>Engage my Zoom headset for mandatory productivity monitoring
>Let my eyes close accidentally
>Ear-piercing alarm jolts me back into productivity and I'm forced to pay a fine
>It's lunch time
>My floor's UN-approved sustenance tube dispenses me 4 servings. Yum, grubs, tofu and soi medley
>Finish off my shift, give mandatory end of the day blood samples
>See an ominous looking guy outside of the office talking on a non-Microsoft™ phone
>he may be a white supremacist, I rush back inside and call the Microsoft™ Protection Team
>They quickly arrive and take him away for everyone's safety
>Scan my retina, give blood samples, and take mandatory COVID-30 vaccination shot to gain access to my smart pod
>Watch the news, the president is attending the CCPs anniversary of the liberation of Taiwan
>See neighbor, she offers to let me use her LaundryPass to wash myself
>Report her to the comunes DHS officer, she is banned from PodLife™ for terrorism
>I am awarded with 10 social credits
>It's bed time, Google™ neural implant puts me to sleep instantly after I pray to Saint Floyd
>Forgot to pay for the ad-free experience package
>Dream about McDonald's™, Nike™ and Walmart™ advertisements all night


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tfw the tesla bus doesnt dock directly to your pod combine



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>all holoposts are from the same person
this is you right now

>in case you didn't realize how popular holos are they made a whole board for them

>his own retarded self


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im looking for an honest pad


/sp/retards really are not great posters



that girl looks 13 years old you should be ashamed of yourself


come on man


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nothing wrong with being a groomer


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id groom hotarun


pad u up


we groom so what


gura is making eggs


that has been debunked


this is not a joke


some days you dont poop
on others one poop isnt enough


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shes dead its time to move on


nah mint returned to twitter shes alive


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Come and join us at the superb owl super party
hosted by spee
come one by drink some beer, eat some snacks, shitpost, and jack off with all your spartman friends
cya there


no ty


whoa look at that kc royals girls titties
im in


gura eats her eggs with mustard



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Its pretty ded for the same reasons 99 percent of the chans opened in the last couple years are dead in that its just a general idea with no built in community or targeted community just a chan for the sake of being a chan
Its just another ded chan with no community and no direction which is exactly what the internet needs and everyone should open a chan so the internet becomes a graveyard of 1000s of chans with a hundred or so posts a piece
Good luck badchan guy your ded board is definitely gonna be the one that ignites the alt chan science with your innovative new features like board creation
Hopefully you act really snarky on your boards with an admin tag never seen that before on alt chan
Thanks for this link I'll add it to the 200 or so ded sites I check regularly cause I have no real life and occasionally no has posted on scv in a few minutes


hey neat im actually seeing my copypasta out in the wild

thats rally neato




demuslim had a kid just now



is he saying they didnt know she was pregnant ?_?


didnt know it was a boy maybe


bowser jr is so brapper


maybe ill be brapper?





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*remembers the hiv doc*
youre… proud…?


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my favorite faggot



should have just done this one vid instead of making full versions on the individual channels


bad news guys i dont think were getting wings…


he wrote a good book and founded palantir which i made $1400 in like only 2 months of holding


bros why didnt anyone tell me that you never go full sippo mode??


youre a fucking moron mate


also he was drumpfs buddy for like 6 months and i love drumpf



drumpf knows too much
you know what to do toot


gura is really into dead by daylight


ill fuck you up so bad youll need to take the trolley to hospital


foids love that game


i seriously dont get why


oh i think it fuels their rape fantasies




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wonder what our sisters over at cc think about rape



they fantasize about attractive strangers forcing themselves onto them


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it has been settled


they love it


gura likes shrimp corn peanut butter marshmallow pizza with chocolate dipping sauce


epic and quirky


lets raid those foids over at cc


the same thing every other woman will tell you, its horrible and men are pigs and violent and scary but then they fantasize about prince charming sweeping them off of their feet on a train in the middle of the night


what was that one sandwich she made that one time
like chicken nuggets or something


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would like to watch gura play with her toys


i love the "say that to a niggers face" they always pull


dsp is playing cod mp


what if she made them kiss 😳


really want to punch a nazi rn


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why do they look stupid


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because youre a bigoted incel


i think its the slightly open mouths making them look like mouth breathers



you go queen


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sodabros have you tried this red italian soda
i like the bottle looks fancy



does this work for you guys








isnt campari a liqueur


what is it


its expired


i dont know i was lying


oh ur right i think it is booze
it says aperitivo which is a pre-meal booze for the italians


yeah you use it in negronis which are gross


Campari Soda is a pre-mixed drink made by Campari for the Italian market. Campari Soda is Campari mixed with soda water (10% alcohol by volume). The distinctive bottle was designed by Fortunato Depero in 1932. [1]


god i want to sip


*puts on my earplugs*
bye turd
not listening to a word u say



ew gura is destinys side piece


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ciao escremento


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doing ab stuff when you arent used to doing ab stuff is torture


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just had a tardlaugh thinking about how toots hard drive is the same files over and over again


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4th edition coming in april runbros
also the dude looks like his dying in the latest youtube vids




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thatll be $18


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a ticket to the superbowl is probably like three thousand dollars or something


*sneaks a flask full of vod into the super bowl*




people are too stupid to be allowed to go on living


*runs onto the field*


this superbowl will go down in the history books as a super spreader event

so many people are going to die from covid-19



alright its super bowl time bros


i hope they all die dont really care how
if they superspread to their loved ones even better


god i hope so
would be cool if biden somehow managed to overtake drumpf in death count


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a super sipper


im tabbed back in from video games and ready to be posting with my fellow nigger haters


tiffany dover is doing the coin toss


holy SHIT bros
the big game is happening
this one is for all the marbles
this is the premier sporting event of the year


oh no no no


3 captains this makes no sense


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cant stop thinking about this handsome doge


lol stick to reffing ref


jewtube samsara


one day they will be playing superbowl M and it will cost seven trillion dollars a ticket


part of my dream was i was on some field trip and i went to mcdonalds and they charged me like 13 dollars for 2 mcdoubles a medium fries and a drink and i was arguing with the cashier that that didnt make sense


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gura is too cute


wow brady is soo good at throwing


so are a lot of the thumbnails for their streams


i had a dream once


>Marvel reveals new Korean hero 'Taegukgi'
>5. [+54] The character's eyes are drawn too small… 😠


can you bros report this the girl on the right flashes her vag


taegukgi was the name of that korean korean war movie



cant make this shit up


post to lsf bro


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whats lsf bro


love the corporate posbowl


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only in american can retards be happy to watch advertisements


snookibros we did it
we got our girl in the super bowl


narcissa streaming now




reddit livestreamfail
they hate destiny and his gf so they will mass report this and post it all over social media


the corporate posbowl is on bro


we like narci we like narci


football teams are are actually like 80 people playing on 3 separate teams that take 5 minute turns on the field


you gonna fuck me in the ass or what?


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im watching the superb owl


hey thats what im watching


watchan: narcissa


is it streaming for free legitimately anywhere?



it's like being rickrolled with shark fun!


hope a 400 pound roided up nigger beheads brady


oh no bucsbros


woah, ass ahoy


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when i went to the store yesterday it was one of the first time going out since covid and i looked around and expected everyone to have their mask off and hanging down and when i looked around no one did. and i realized i actually had to wear this shit


toom to coom


no one cares. the cashier might joke at you if you dont self check out but no one is going to force you to mask up if you dont want to


i looped a mask onto my keys so i cant forget it if i leave the house next time


gronkbros get the fuck in here




i need to see it his dumb head come flying off


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gronk is the best flavor of monster energy drink


brady to gronk

what it could have been


no one cared who i was until i didnt put on the mask


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why didnt i invest in these i bet theres a big comm for rare 'ster flavors


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tom…gronk…please come home it just aint right


not like this belibros


has anyone been calling them the chiefs? the washington football team




holy SHIT woopr watch on national tv


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88 dews


i saw dew i didnt see wooper


every commercial has been diverse


its jarring when you havent seen an ad in a decade


i saw 24 woopers


i wave persistant wooper disorder from taking too many shrooms when i was in high school


'za is on the way boys


bunch of baby pansies refballing


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bellybros…we almost got a td


oh no no no bucsbros


i have a theory that large amounts of those cardboard cutouts werent printed and all the seats arent being filmed. those things cost so much to make


so after today theres no more football posts for a while right?


whats with people wearing a mask but not covering their nose
are they retarded


oh the doc is in that one


masks suck dick so the second you feel the globohomos arent watching you pop it down for some nose air


chin diaper


lol female ref is literally made for harassing


bros hop on wow theres a super bowl party at ironforge


My kid comes home doing a silly dance, he says it's from the game 'Fortnight'. He doesn't have a games console, what is this game and is it OK for children?




ref mvp




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bro are server is dead as fuck!


hate this stupid game so much




bro we dropped wow






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do you think they have sex?


the biggest sex youve ever seen


fans paid $100 to have their pic on cardboard cutout in the stands


they call me big sneed


i know. they could easily not print a bunch. 1 offs of all different people is so much money compared to what they actually did


glad that my trashcan has a cover to it so i can pile more trash in there before i have to take it out


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not funny

covid-19 is serious


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sneed formerly chuck




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brady is the goat!


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damn shes fine as hell!







bros this might be the night we get drunk and end up in jail


niggers together


ugh so sick of illuminati rituals


gonna go pick up the wings, brb


you're gonna get covid


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damn this is epic


damn shes fine as hell!


hmm got shadowbanned from lsf lol


toot that guys bad news if not even lsf will take him you should do something


whats lsf


i say loli


and i call you ped


wish there was a super bowl commercial about dogecoin


loli where they have the body of a child is disgusting


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roads are too shitty for a slop run :|



do it anyway


but it's…no slop…2021…


no way getting in a crash on the way back from taco bell would be mega embarrassing


forgive me father for i have slopped


the roads are empty m'dude you can just creep there in your car


im an expert in snow driving
*drifts around the corner at 5mph*


we got our winter tires on bro a lil slush is nothing!


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i in fact did not get winter tires or my car even looked at


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to pet her! i really want


dumb whitoid


shes gotta be a landwhale her chin looks too weird


mommy booba is mine mine mine


nasty boy


why didnt i bet on the bucs


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bruh she extra 💯💯💯


yep shes fat as fuck probably a nurse or some shit


why do nurse outfits accentuate their asses so much


back with the wings
damn i wanna fuck her


fat nurses are what i like




holy shit bros the bucs are gonna do it…


i heard artillery officers all get hearing damage


Veterans Affairs buys one in every five hearing aids sold annually in the United States.


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the manlet at the beginning lmao


brady is the goat!!
white people win!!!


wypipo ugh



what even happened to chanmanv


calli is a hoot


lets grab a sip


damn mahomes is putting it all on the line but his teammates are sucking it up lol!


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this is so sad


finished himawari but it was so underwhelming im confused now


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look at all those yous mutthomes got me


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ew why do i have porno webms saved


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haha idk either







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wish my penis looked like that


fan on the field!!


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pounded off a few times to her big tits in a pool pic



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ew why do i keep posting these


this guy pulled these from the "post webms that make you want to suck cock" threads on /gif/
hes a fag


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*runs on the field*


hes a super spreader


hell yeah


actually it was from an fpov thread and we're all fags here










im definitely not a fag outside of a few tgirl phases


the cleaniggers are out of control


toot that clean was egregious


yes you are


chill out clean bro


theres no inbetween on being a fag retard
you have tgirl phases you're a fucking faggot and i dont want you in my locker room


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the snoozerbowl


remember when toot said he was going to ban the cleaners


thats an appropriately sized tv for this 8k vertical monitor im using


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where do we stand on mommy pegging fetish
homo or nohomo


bad news bros, customgrow420 has been banned from youtube


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this does nothing for me shes probably 5ft and weighs less than a bag of groceries




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pegging is homo, a little rimjob is fine tho


ive started doing that lil customgrow420 hat wiggle


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more like 5 am


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that was a boring ass super bowl and i lost a bunch of money but paste brady


someone on sad panda has been uploading every image from e621 in galleries of 1500 pics each


when your too good at captchas and google thinks your a robot


the big guy looks like a titan i've seen before…


brady did it! hes the goatoat!!


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You have been visited by the Greatest Football Player Of All Time.
Across all hypothetical multiverses
Across all parallel dimensions
Across the endless past and the future

You will be granted years of athletic prowess, but only if you respond to this thread with "Nice rings Mr.Brady"


Nice rings Mr.Brady


never watched a full "football" game
never will


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by full game do you mean including the 60% of the time youre looking at fat dudes standing around and/or instant replays?


toms so cool


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go kiss your son


drdisrespect is watching the bowl


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help i cant sneed


mom keeps cooking me food that makes me sick wtf


*jams to tank!*


i probably watched less than half a game then


lightning win the stanley cup
bucs win the super bowl



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and the rays?




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>help i cant sneed


tonight i will fast


so football is a team game why is the focus in that one guy right now?


we are witnesses to the greatest player ever


its like if hakuho were a quarterback


who is hakuho


some fag


what does a quarterback even do





yea man


bro hop on bfv!!!!


sumo lebron


on diet soda #4 so far


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that shits gonna kill you bro


pretty sure the whiskey and cigarettes are gonna kill me first


then why even drink diet soda?


some people prefer the taste


hold on how do you remember specific webms from "post webms that make you want to suck cock" huh fag?


well im on a diet you see


damn i was so hangover yday i couldn't even post.
got drunk for the first time this year


did you fuck


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did zii get drugged and raped??


heh can't say


answer me you croat fuck


i bought a gray shirt at target it was $6


good deal


very good deal


do you guys actually know all these prices are good deals or do you just say that..


why havent you joined our discord yet?


how can a 6$ shirt be a bad deal?
cheap af


grey shirts actually cost about 20 dollars in canada


and best color


dont wanna get groomed


whats our discord


mom does the shopping so idk how much stuff normally costs


why did they name it discord




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croat girls love greyman


might work from home today :3


does your boss periodically im you 'working hard or hardly working?'?


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working from home aswell, its raining outside


my boss hates me because im basically retarded and i cause more problems than anything


better version
cant find the original must've been taken down


it is currently 2 degrees f



lets ddos crystal café


ddos is hella rude


i like sailor moons english voice


post your neovag


i shant


i will never work


you will own nothing and you will like it


YouTuber Shot and Killed While Attempting 'Prank' Robbery




retarded fake news
everyone knows that youtube pranks are staged


why does it take so long for my wounds to heal do i have aids




gotta cut my nails


thats just a side effect of sitting in front of a screen for 16 hours a day


A 20-year-old man was shot and killed in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday night in what police say was a YouTube video shoot gone wrong. According to a report by local NBC News affiliate WSMV, Timothy Wilks was shot by 23-year-old David Starnes Jr., who is claiming self-defense. Wilks and some friends were apparently trying to pull a prank on strangers in the hopes of making a viral YouTube video.


hope they got some good footage
might not be youtube famous but they could be liveleak legends





good times create gay men


gay like happy


hard times create drumpfkins


drumpfkins create good times


truly mindbrappening that the scheming yankees decided to kill hundreds of thousands of their anglo brothers to let the negro loose upon this great land


the powermad fascist lincoln only cared about consolidating power in order to make himself a caeser


i hate those jigaboos so much
i dont know how i can fit this hatred within me


you guys need sensitivity training…


move to mongolia


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he looks like pad


ive got pad on the brain


yeah he got those distinct bulging eyes


i thought pad was so beautiful he had to wear a mask to hide his beauty


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go to hell yankoid


i need you all to roll a wisdom saving throw for me please


Dice rollRolled 14


Dice rollRolled 19

like this?


dang those are some good rolls


blood came out of my nose now wtf


yeah that can happen


waaaaaaah mommy i have a bwoody nose :(


thats what you get for not wearing the heckin mask


im gay


hi toss


zii got roughed up during the rape…


gay baby


nice roll tard


toot put him out of his misery


Dice rollRolled 1



Dice rollRolled 15

dice 1d20




Dice rollRolled 17

jesus how can my wisdom roll be that low




what happens what happens


aw frick guys


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demonic dont click


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whenever i see a pic of smix i hear "i'll be that monkey" in my head



cant believe i rolled a 1


lmaoing at his gf in the back


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everyone that rolled lower than 15 on their saving throws are frightened for the next round and you cannot take any actions


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this little neet woke up at 8 am wth!!


gacha whore


lmao wtf
fuckin gacha monkeys


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why didnt you guys bet on the bucs

i told you and you didnt listen


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bet he knows babe ruth but cant name a single negro league player


lmao what a fucking homo
tom brady will be remembered as long as football exists
there will never be a more relentless winner


even the europeans know who tom brady is


tom brady? is that the tennis guy?


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tastosis casting other games is usually fun




turt u up






i love gay sex period.


havent had gay sex am i missing out?


toon can answer this


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ate 50 wings for the super bowl


damn bro dad and i didnt even finish the 30 we ordered!


i had two wings




25 chicken were slaughtered so you could eat


and you're laughing


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paste dogisaga




the white man marches on


actually each chicken provides 4 “wings” since 1 actual chicken wing consists of both a flat and a drumette


i sneed that tossboy boussy


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no clue what that nigger is trying to say


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>the white man marches on


i bet redditor is a bot



dont call me a bot


need to hear zii sing this passionately on stream



never watched american history x tbh, only seen lots of parts


if i spent half as much time working out as i did watching girls work out id be ripped and not a fat slob


*sips monster*


btc crash today


watching the first pokemon movie


the first half is good


at work and got nothing to do for the next 1 hour and 30 mins
ecks dee



EU time on 162:
everyone working hard
US time on 162:
bunch of lazy neets


-1 and dont disrespect the lazy neets bitch


why not?


hate norms so much bros


alpha chad normie




calm down hes a fellow gaysexhaver


not gay!


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i really dont want to read that book


12 pack of soylent for $39


lets fucking goooooooooooo!!!!




this guy thinks 2 wings = 1 chicken death


why are people saying tom brady is racist?


the quarterback position is systematically racist




what the fuck is this place and why should i care

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