No.1090085
i hope i'm mistaken for my sons sexual partner someday
No.1090086
mistaken yeah right
No.1090088
woops alg’d for 5 hours instead of sleeping
No.1090089
gay
dad
dick
No.1090090
my dentist was wearing so much protective shit while working on me: one of those huge rubber masks with the the 2 filters hanging off each sides, glasses with little jeweler magnifiers, goggles, a hood thing, a faceshield… i get why i just figured i'd share that with you guys
No.1090091
covid is fake
No.1090092
didnt ask plus something something
No.1090095
i dont wear a mask but i get why the dentist does. the water they're shooting into your mouth is bouncing out in a mist onto their face
No.1090096
thought i was gonna pass out but then i got that sip second wind
No.1090097
get help
No.1090098
tfw its thursday and tomorrow is already a friday
No.1090100
>>1090099based
i hope tyler is doing well
always seemed like a genuine guy
No.1090101
>>1090100i think he streamed like last week?
No.1090103
7 Following
17K Followers
No.1090104
he legally changed his last name and has a kid
damn.. no job stay at home dad
thats my dream
No.1090105
neet dad…
No.1090106
he looks good
No.1090111
every day a have a little fruit fly or something like that fly into my coffee
how do you explain this rationally
No.1090112
today it flew in right when i was pouring my freshly brewed morning 'fee
No.1090113
>>1090111i hate those things
leave ONE bana peel on a plate and boom theres a colony
No.1090116
im tired depressed gay
No.1090117
why did she kill that poor bird
No.1090118
cuz shes based
No.1090119
its not based
No.1090121
just cleaned out my room/garage/workshop
No.1090122
less covid more hunting
No.1090123
i love youtube-dl its so based
No.1090124
>>1090111you might be a targeted individual
you will know for sure if youre teeth start falling out and being swallowed in your sleep
No.1090126
>>1090111you gotta clean up all the food trash get rid of the soda cans and they go away
No.1090127
i want life to slip away from me
No.1090128
>>1090127plastic bag on head
No.1090129
make a new thread u loser
No.1090130
>>1090126i dont have food left overs here and there is no fruit fly colony
its just that one daily little fucker
No.1090132
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No.1090133
>>1090130i dont want to get all
CSI on you
No.1694667
>>1089311patronizing and distasteful