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its a new thread


sipper get on wowhead theyre going crazy with the updates!


really hurt my shoulders i think i went too hard on the bench press machine


top 15 for fp

pathetic loser


i put it on the max and did like 6 reps


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winner at life here
you can find me on 162


i posted a funny image right before the thread switch…


if its good enough to post once its good enough to post twice is what i always say


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toot the feds keep advertising their 8chan honeypot on your front page


*our* front page


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furturama bleak im going on a bender


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hey buddy you wanna get sippy with me


i dont even know what max is

never did it before

i heard at FLETC they test it though? think that might be outdated

our gym got one earlier this year so was going to test it for lols eventually





wish i had a big bear to cuddle with rn


it was one of those sitting up push out ones

really stupid to put it so high when i wasnt aligned properly


gran gets free food and healthcare from the government despite never having worked here a day in her life


thats because old people always make sure to vote


i just wanna fuck some girls


cant believe that alfie comic was started almost a decade ago and i blasted through it in two days


huh? thought it was only a few years old


first page says november 2010


oh lol ours is laying down. but yeah i know what ur talking about, that's weird as fuck

well just bench normally next time… were all the benches in use or something?


might jo


btw guys my coworker is pissed at my response to her pic so yeah whoops lol


comic books are for homos


i tried using the one in our basement im too scared to go to a gym


pretty sure like 4 in 5 people here are gay

and there's only 15 people here toot said


so im straight, guess that leaves you and 1 other


yeah hes definitely a phobe


cmon stop being a whimp nobody cares about u

is tyhis strings?


tempted to spam whenever fp posts


damn his art style really didnt change much over 10 years…incase was already a cut above most smut artists anyway i guess


do it bwo


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spam bladee


you guys are gonna make me download alfie again :/



just read it on sad panda


tucker time


i dont wanna get the covie!!! im not scared of people seeing me lmao im not a beta bitch


wow i missed out on the big brown snake girl arc


?what are you guys doing


seems like this guy wrote a ton since i saw it wtf last i remember she was with some avatar smurf people in the jungle or something


that one kinda bummed me out


beauty mark
big breasts
dark skin
demon girl
double penetration
double vaginal
hairy armpits
large tattoo
long tongue
monster girl
orgasm denial
sex toys
small breasts
snake girl
stomach deformation
tail plug
thick eyebrows
thigh high boots
ttf threesome
wet clothes


you forgot to add comedy rape our new tag


what theres no shemales


female:anal$ female:sweating$



no netorare, rape or moral degeneration i sleep


is nakadashi just creampie for weebs


i think thats a giant katana


*takes a shit on you*


naka: inside
dashi: to let out


beerchamp are you seeing this
4 overtimes






just bitched out my amazon driver to amazon support cuz dude was lazy as fuck and didnt bring it to my door

they gave me a $5 coupon haha suck it bezos

oh ok my bad

honestly bro u going to get it regardless so just w/e get it now

my bro had it, zero symptoms


im all about dat yamato nakadashi


theres no female shemales


tbh always feel bad about doing this but seriously u cant bring it to my door

it weighs 5 lb


goblin girls


fuck that shit he made it nore likely to get stolen


the pleasure of cannoning inside




yeah plus i had to get dressed and go outside and walk to go get it

i still feel bad tho he's gonna hear it from his supervisor


kinda sad how he replies to himself


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who are u quoting dumbass


damn one of these goalies has 77 saves


they're going to activate his pain receptors for 1 hour with the microchip


quad ot in the lightning game!


thats 2.5 games of hockey


were watching hassle vs boogie


exactly moron read the first line of the post


read the second word


heh good one


its his own fault lol

if he can't give it direct to you hes supposed to leave it in a safe place and take a photo of where he left it


i predict a lazy cross ice pass will be shot in


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one of the columbus defensemen has 57 minutes of ice time its definitely gonna be some bad play by a defensemen leading to a goal



yeah i mean you're right i just still feel bad

dude has shit job and gonna get his supervisor yelling at him

but yeah so he was literally just too lazy to bring it to me, was super out in the open. so not only easily stealable but made me get dressed and walk and shit. really lame. ive had like 50+ orders at this point to this address and this is the first time thats happened


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cam rip of the Made In Abyss movie starting now


how do you guys not fall asleep after eating dinner


cant im watching hassle take down boogs


i work out right after eating to avoid sleeping


toon what the hell dont spoil yourself with an inferior experience


its not a shit job
he gets paid to do it if he's too lazy to do it he should get fired and give his spot to someone else


Thursday - inf0warz becomes hydewarz as Samuel joins me in the final hour!


holy shit brothers


enough about that employee who was incapable of doing his job


i know, you're right you're right. i just feel bad for being personally responsible for the guy being reprimanded.

my literal next door neighbor is former amazon delivery girl she hated it

mind your own business


hes just forcing a conversation to be annoying to others


i have too mcuh empahty tbh this is why i need to go fbi


its not that bad


if they dont like it they can quit no one is forcing them to do the job


it must be horrible being a bezos driver knowing that UPS and USPS drivers makes triple


more than triple they make like 40 an hour at the max, then they retire at 55 and get the same pay as a pension


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nobody is "forcing" anything.

you're pathetic. get a life.

it was probably a one off thing though, idk. i was looking for my package (was hidden from my doorstep) and saw one of my other neighbors had her package and it was at her door

actually i thought it was mine lol was walking over to check if it had my name on it and saw my own package

what gs scale do USPS drivers get up to

are they even on GS?

gov retirement is 62 or 57

or i guess USPS has special privileges, are u sure it's 55?

UPS can't be good though..


wtf bro the lightning game is on and its in quad ot!


thats not bladee…


i dont even know what that is!


im texting that girl gonna ask if shes mad at me


yeah i was talking to our ups driver today

its either 55 or after a certain number of years or something

you get paid dogshit for the first year or two but then it goes waaaaaaaay up once you get your own route


noob UPS drivers only make like 40k
but if you see an old man driving a UPS truck just know that guys probably making $90k
more if he's got a good route with lots of pickup bonus opportunities


im talking about UPS not USPS btw they're unionized


real stimulating discussion guys


well delivery drivers and manufacturing places literally run our society


wahhh no holo weeb or gay sex talk wahhhhhhh


some nice bottom of the barrel normalfag stuff


i wanna watch the abyss movie but i dont wanna watch a camrip ugh


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first of all us holobros are worknorms


artosis switched to protoss in bw


cant wait for my new mouse and mouse pad


cease this blog


hockey players laying down on the ice blocking shots with their bodies. soccer flinch in fear of an inflatable ball and have to group up to face it


what kinda mouse


made some drawers today. wish i could buy nice hardwoods instead of using cheapest bottom of the barrel construction and plywood


go around industrial areas and pick up the heavy duty forklift pallets


think im gonna swap to roth 401k


wait nvm state income tax right now


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ugh need to start saving for retirement


switches to protoss to cheese lol


5th overtime in the lightning game holy shit!


the other game in that arena was supposed to start at 8pm


ah yes, the power of compound interest


all me ? :D

it's really not that hard

seriously run some sims

im maxing my 401k and hsa, going to have 1.8mil by retirement at 57

>2mil if i do my ira, which i will i guess. just not yet.

at least start small idk maybe increase every promotion or by like 1% every month idk

yeah it's kinda imba


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reeki explain this


also if u max ur 30k retirement (20k 401k, 3k hsa, 6k ira) then honestly u can just spend money however the fuck u want. taxable investments are useless as fuck unless you're making like >$150k/yr tbh


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what if you made lids that fit
your draweres so they can be taken out and used as boxes?


how do i get wax out of my ear i wanna de-wax


btw protip for hsa. dont use it for medical shit. just enjoy the benefit of traditional+roth. use after-tax dollars for medical stuff



what about buying property instead of 401k


now where could my pip be…


tried jackin off earlier but wasnt feeling it



seems like all fp cares about is money
depressing that 90% of the people on the planet are like that


let me feel it…


it would be a hassle having to unscrew the drawer slides every time to take them out


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you mean as a rental?

i'm not a fan of it at all for numerous reasons

too much time/effort, even with a management company. schedule Es are also subject to full blown tax examinations. hard pass on that one.

meanwhile, 401k is tax benefit and set and it forget it. very easy.

you are literally set for life if you just max out your 401k every year

obv maxing out gonna be a little hard if making like sub 80k, but at least do some

uh not really?

that's one of the reason why 401k, hsa, and ira are such amazing vehicles

you literally set it and forget

if you're talking about poker… i mean yeah it's either that or videogames, so obv i'm going to play poker

sorry i want to be able to afford a nice house and a car and not have to worry about financial issues? idk what to say here



all you talk about are money and women its like a caricature of an npc


demon was active on onlyfans an hour ago


cotton ball soaked in hot water squish it really small into your earhole like a foam earplug.
when the cotton starts expanding it puts steady negative pressure inside your ear
lie on your side with water ear down, refresh your cottonball frequently because suction


just get a bulb syringe you can just blast all the wax out with water and it costs 2 bucks


what does that do


just get laid for real

cant believe the caliber of stupid losers on this site

why do i even come here

fuck off with the gay shit

absolutely disgusting how many of you degenerates defy nature without a second thought

where did you find that

i only took that picture as a joke

im not actually a tranny you fucking idiots lmao cant believe you morons all keep falling for that

stop making imposter posts

nobody believes you

everyone with a true scv heart can tell a real fp post from fake one

i do this all the time

its great

i recommend it to everyone

it cleans them out like you wouldnt believe



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saying "max out ur retirement accounts" isn't really like that lol

if i wanted money hard i'd ditch poker and go pick up coding or start some kind of side business like the amazon reselling shit

but i don't care

i'm set for life dude

and women yh ofc we're here to reproduce who doesnt like women

reminds me i need to jo

OR pay someone to do it.. isnt it like $15

Ok this guy isn't me, can prove it

Definitely not me i wouldnt risk ear damage

its not funny and he's not me. Idk why he's being a dick too. this kind of stuff ruins my reputation.




dont impersonate hushy


they lids dont stay on and arent stored inside the bureau.


is toot still here? can we get this guy removed


fp ill coach you on how to not be a sperg for 20$ an hour


toot decided he doesnt want to do the voteban thing anymore


stop being a little bitch crying to toot every 3 seconds


damn fp got hot



idk something about being a pussy


you cant let the lunatics run the asylum bro


$15 will get you a homeless person to work on it


*scratches the wall*


i want to but i keep putting off writing the script to automate it


hi toot!!
i love you!!!


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youre all going to die


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if only there wwas some way to organize my pornography collection…


logitech g703 lightspeed
hate this wire


toot that guys posts are getting way too sinister


should i text back this girl if she's mad at me

im abou to
it's not voteban this guy is straight up coipyiong me and ruining my rep…

you saying in general or talking to me? cuz this is my first time ive asked for this? dude is impersonating me

that isnt me




ok I was gonna get it before my fbi hearing test so idk how much it is. It cant be more than $40

what did I do :<

maybe work on getting an upgraded car first…?

careful. last person who psoted this got his holes filled

these posts are so fucking creepy

sort by folders? name

you have to stop this blog dude it's like a week old and completely uninteresting(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


yeah something needs to be done tbh


do you like logitech shape
i like the mouses with bigger palm bumps like zowie


what is the best way to organize a pornography selection


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your ip is public

your address is public


thats honestly a very handsome knife tho


this knife guy is such a loser


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already tested it on a feral cat


by actress? by genre? by studio? alphabetically by any of these? what if there are overlapping genres?
im not sure how you call the thing wikis do where they have different tags on something but i think thatd be the best approach


in renaissance italy every man carried a dagger with them


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i dunno i just throw em around all sloppy now that i had to rebuild my jack off material


the neighbors cat wandered into my backyard while i was on a wine bender and threatened to kill me so i was put in a kill or be kill situation and acted in self defense

this knife was the cleanest cutting knife i ever used


stop dude you're freaking me out


i just wanted a mopuse that doesnt require macro software for the side buttons really
like the one i have now isnt actually mouse buttons but software macros assigned by the corsair program and written to the mouses flash memory
but its messed up and i only have access to the first 2 configs


thanks toot…


post your btc address


was it a clean kill?



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have you ever been stabbed before

the feel of a blade entering a living being is the most orgasmic feeling


so edgy


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by actress is the way to go, trust me


what's muz?

what happened?

yeah this guy is a freak. Notice he has a stain on his pants? embarrassing


a custom made blade…


what do you do for collabs


holy fucking shit finally fuck you toot it should not have taken this long


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oh wow, do you have any more? very cute. you need an indian folder too.


qbittorrent lets you assign multiple tags to a file


bless you toot wish you had acted sooner


hes still posting here >>1052994


you really don't know what you're talking about


he banned the impersonator not basted blessed fany


woo weewy dun know wut woo tawwing uhbwout


what kind of knife is that? i want to guess ottoman bayonet


um okay?

yes thank him for that

knives are edgy


that was the imposter

based toot us tgirls stick together


fuck i didnt see the other 2 pictures they change everything. is it sandnigger?


No he banned me perm but I gave him $100 in btc


has to purchase his toyota somehow

honestly so over it though, going to play PLO probably. since me and this girl are fucked now i'm just full poker i think. especially b/c gym just re-opened. poker+gym cba anyone else.


this isn't me


not me

racism is allowed here?

i thought toot banned this imposter???


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i havent voted


the only person that should be permanently banned is tossking hes a real menace hes a real wild one we cant tame him we cant handle his presence


link me so i can vote yes


this is so boring i need to find a different comm


is that the guy with the stained pants who acts like a psychopath? yeah he needs to be shut down


whats a thriving thing you could join a comm for?


what do you mean we're in freakout hours this is pure entertainment
this is the content i live for here


what stains are you talking about fucking retard


i'm glad toot doesn't ban me when i get a little edgy


barack obama was supposed to save me but instead he was having gay sex in a limousine


waaaaaaah teeeeeeeewt pwease ban dis powstuh i downt wike

pwease toot pweaaaaaaaaaaaase hes bweing mean


trannyposter here just got a cool 80k from daddy (buttplug training came in handy) <-(epic parenthesis) but if anyone asks i made it from playing poker


a lot of comms are already matured and settled


k i'm out then i guess since toot wants me gone. peace.

do you have brain damage >>1052977

yeah wellit's time for me to go. i'm not gonna pay $100/wk just to post here.

so gl.

mad love to the true scvs… heck nope guy etc. … strings…

fp out


no stains thats a shadow from the lighting retard


thats a bummer that guy got smacked with a puck and then they lost


oh lala
someones getting laid in college


why wear stained pants when you can just ask daddy for poker money to buy clothes


how do you stain black dickies?


imagine being such a loser you pay to post on a dead imageboard lol


is that the guy with the stained pants who acts like a psychopath?
yeah he needs to be shut down.


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we can do better… please give us another chance…


the bolts did it bros!



fucking leave


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fp re-emerging for one final post

you're honestly the stupidest fucking poster here. here, i'll spoonfeed you, b/c nobody else spoonfed me regarding some other issues

nice fat ass legs btw. god you're legitimately just fat LOL u have nothing for u in life it's fucking hilarious. edgelord retard

That post wasnt me

$100 isnt a lot

anyway im leaving so it doesnt matter

uhh… +1…

yeah give them another chance im out if u have a problem with me, so peace

later guys

later strings, pisko, p####r, pd#####, heck nope guy, all the cool ppl here…

fuck the rest of U



do any of you coiners have a lot of money to the point you could buy everyone something?


drops the mic



i dont understand how you guys dont find fany time funny
its chaos its exciting


he whines like a little autistic baby that was never held by its mother


what do you want man i was handing out jason bourne free download codes earlier


fp here this is my first post

this is NOT me



cringe bro
huge faggot toot


i had a dream last night that i had a bunch of money and bought all you guys stuff weird…


the only poster that gets banned that annoys me is the spammer. why cant he be cool and spam for just 30 minutes


he just says the same thing over and over
it was funny the first time he posted and its been old every time since


+1 its basically spam


imagine paying to post on 162
$100 could buy so much


lets talk about the lightning getting the dub in 5 overtimes


its visual diarrhea
if he didnt take up the whole fuckin page id be a lot less annoyed


why do you watch hockey they dont even have epic brawls anymore


well i laugh harder and harder from both fany and the imposters
the last hour or so ive been pure bellylaughs every time i see a full 12 reply post


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one for everybody


you have a really simple mind i guess


he's down to earth


if someone got you one of these it'd be rude to not try to fit it in at least once… right?


knife guy please kill these freaks


to the yellow stripe or you didnt try


Reddit Anti-Vegan Copypasta debunked


what kind of jerk names his kid mitch mitchell


toot please do something i didnt just pay you another $100 ($300 this month) to be bullied on here for no reason

do you want me to pull financial support?

to disclose our full financial dealings?

not funny its harassment

only poker is a good sport

your post adds nothing


you would have to be a real degenerate to drink

anyone that drinks should kill themselves for real

i cant even begin to imagine how big a loser you have to be to drink



this is huge


yeah you cant just get a gift and never use it what kind of friend or comm member would you be then


just checked my bank account ive only got 800$ shit


time to turn on the whitelist toot buddy


+1 we're a little under the gun this month


dont even pretend


what about trumpbux 2.o


its just toss


ive been applying to jobs but nobody responds!!


trumpbux 2 would be a lifesaver


i want to play billiards with a friend


thinking about selling my body…


its time to gig


how many billiard balls do you think you could fit?


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bro theres been a big blow to the gig economy dont you read the news


oh wait im doing fine i found 700$ in my wallet




what gigs can we get these days?


based on a porn with oversized anal beads i'll say 3


no one said life as a gigger is easy


what about drumpf's slush fund!!!!


tinny sighted with his tranny gf in a ip2 cx stream again sigh v_v


some months you have a couple gigs
others, well…


cigs are a retard tax


guy at work quit his job because he makes $250 a day doing the fast food delivery thing




i dont have a car so delivering fast food would be tough!


did he factor in all the expenses like his car, gas, etc


been craving arbys


had a sex dream about marmellohh
probably cant watch her ever again


just typed in 365*250 and hes making 90k!


wheres my 1200 bucks trump


i heard those seasonal working fishing and crabbing boat guys make a bunch of dough


holy shit!


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i'm happy with my wrong guess of ottoman bayonet having never seen one


freelance app commissions for companies are like $10k minimum but all the app stuff is so niggerlicious


its dangerous though i worked with a crab figherman from newfoundland and he had like 5 fingers missing and watched 2 people die in his 12 years


*works 365 straight days*
im not miserable i swear


youre competing against millions of pajeets willing to work for a tenth of that and corporate will save bux and go for them


how can you misidentify such a classic bowie knife


yeah fishing is one of the most dangerous jobs around i heard


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this is probably my favorite knife

put down 4 feral cats and 1 feral dog with it


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is marmelloh trans shes cute


i dont think so but you never know


we know idiot youve posted it like ten times
must be nice having so little going on in your head


no more mexicans outside home depot before they open waiting for someone who needs day labor to pick thenm up. the spics will all have apps


ill put you down too..


knives are my hobby

sorry i actually have interesting things like a hobby unlike you

i bet youre an immature kid thats never dealt with death before

i deal with death on an almost daily basis


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im not miserable i swear


id work for a year for 100k thats a lot of money i could be miserable that long


this guy thinks knives are an interesting hobby yikes


work one year
take a break the next


forgot about taxes bro half thats going to fat retarded pensioners


thats what oilsands workers do in alberta
work for 6 months then go to hawaii or some shit until the next contract


all my knives are tools i use for my hobby


i dont think im cut out to work in an oilfield


we're moving to alberta!


me neither you gotta live in a stinky dorm with a bunch of fatties!


you guys ever get tardalged i keep getting these disabled people trying to tell me their stories and theyre kinda freaking me out which makes me feel bad but its true


oilfields are full of meth and hookers


avoid the meth
tolerate hookers


im just gonna look up asmongold i know he can take over an alg


anyone here ever do meth


mm not really


that's even worse tbh


get tbh'd


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thats the cheapo version another company nakes a higher quality one with 3 facets instead of 4 . with 3 facets each blade is able to slice. with 4 twisted so much it acts more like a stake to stab vampires


im gonna have nightmares of these kids i wont have asmongold nightmares


ive got 5 confirmed kills with my "cheapo version"

what do you got?


did we watch/listen to the latest tasteless podcast yet


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we exclusively listen to cum town and podcast about list


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even the good one takes a lot of more force to stab into something than a knife. you're better off using a double edged blade




damb that` s cool knife !


i know my knifes and the force and sharpness required to "stab into something"


asian girls


dont get the appeal of trying to sound like an edgy psycho on the net


im not a psycho dont call me that

youre making me real angry


imagine having a knife collection lol talk about virgin


the handle and the knife are 1 piece of steel so they dont cost a lot of money. fairbairn-sykes knife


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you know your knives but you spell it knifes?


imagine not having 1 pocket knife


i have a utility knife


dude whatever

your pissing me off!!!


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i did something cringe but no one noticed


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>i know my knifes and the force and sharpness required to "stab into something"
>imagine not having 1 pocket knife


were done with em its all about eastern euro girls now


trolling is a art


we banned fp for this…….


post some
preferably with brown teeth


euro guro


i have one of those cheapo douk douk knifes


gyaru girls…


edgelord guy doesnt do this everyday though


im not an edgelord im a realist

i understand life and how precious it is and how its worth fighting for



having 1 pocketknife is the correct answer though



lotta freaks out there



>After the Japanese surrender to the Allies in August 1945, Kishi, with other members of the former Japanese government, was held at Sugamo Prison as a "Class A" war crimes by the order of the Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers. The womanizing Kishi found the forced celibacy of prison life the most difficult aspect of being held in Sugamo as he was held alone in his cell; Kishi, who was used to having sex dozens of times every day, found the absence of women very hard to cope with.[22] During his time as a prisoner, Kishi fondly remembered his womanizing days in Manchuria in the 1930s, where he recalled: "I came so much, it was hard to clean it all up".


chinks are barely human


this is okay but im the edgelord for having a hobby?


no thats not okay we hate edginess here


holy shit bros gen 5 debut schedule or something!!


when someone you know starts 'getting into knives' its a cry for help


eat nothing and lose weight or make some popcorn


they need to stop making so many


hope the clown one has a funny voice


is popcorn the go-to anorexia food


i'd think salad


yeah it is………


if the knifeposter got within 21 feet of me i'd immediately draw on him and put him down in self defense



i still need a gun


wish i was cool enough to carry a blued revolver in a leather shoulder holster



knifebro probably looks like a tall skinny white dude with clamy hands and camo cargo shorts


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cant believe i was such an amateur i fucked up my shoulders

probably pinched a nerve or something


nice amateur diagnosis


id shoot the knife right out of his hands


a master gunman would never let a knifer get close a master knifer would never let his knife be known until it was too late


i just lost power for 5 minutes it was scary


your all afraid of me


i'll take the room temperature challenge


its pretty commonly used its filling and very low calorie if you dont have it buttered


i could barely lift boxes at work today it was heck



havent felt mentally good in a while


you need to set a challenging but realistic goal and then do your best to achieve it


this is one of the channels we watch


im nervous…


that just made my anxiety spike




your a wreck bro


such is life


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ive got too much intertia behind me gonna drag a bunch of people into my wreck i guess


the intertia is in front of you its your belly


inertia is a property of matter


does light have inertia?


are you functional? do you have a friend?


don't remember if i have to work tomorrow x__x


light isnt matter so no


what is it ?


i feel like i live a double life
like im normal outwardly to my friends and coworkers but at home im a fucking nasty shut in


how do light sails work




how to fix this?


light has momentum but no inertia


its a slippery slope. if you have those things do your best to keep them. be dep too


idk i just use you guys as free therapy


this place has a toxic influence on you be urself bro


ugh hoowwww whyyyyy


toot was really right…. were a support group…..


i smell BAD


how can light have momentum if it has no mass
or does light have mass and its just super tiny


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maybe it doesnt have momentum but it can exert momentum if it has a charge?



geeze look at those stupid fuckin earrings


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>toot was really right…. were a support group…..


i wanna be friends with the pretty lefty girls


if you aimed it between 2 mirrors and turned the light up so it would get brighter and more powerful


getting pissed off…


stop getting pissed off and start getting pissed on


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women are gross




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shouldnt enable her thats bad for her teeth :/


shes not real


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scene kid mental illness lamb




im bringing scene back


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*doesnt game for a week because of some shitty steam bug* epic


valve is using trannies to program now


oh no…


toot what programming socks do you recommend


awake for 4 hours asleep for 8 repeat all day


you cant call that a day


im so fuckin fat!!


we're losing weight!


yeah but


instead of losing weight why not move to somewhere that turns your fat into an advantage like the south pole


wheres that


the south pole


tonight i will take a trip to the south



i should really apply myself…


brap lollll



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ugh moms computer is dying what can i get for $150 so she can look at facebook all day





1 billion doses of sputnik v on request O_o


im going to the fabric store tomorrow do you guys need anything


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this is huge bros


we climb


this looks awful


how can hot sexy anime climbers making squeaky noises be awful idgi


your brain is done for dumbzii


Verse of the Day
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (New International Version)
Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your bodies.


what do you guys do all night




what do you guys do all day




cry, sleep, repeat


i dont even really want to drink tonight but i think i will!




but itll be fun


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might game



we only drink on weekends here, and don't you dare say that every day is weekend


every anime youtuber turns trans eventually


a weekend is just a day when you dont work the next day


my wagiebrother sickzii


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mom said kale is a superfood


me? hungry


dollar menu mcdoubles were a superfood


read my lips, superfood


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god i want burger


we burg


do i eat tuna can or turkey salad




bro were making pork roast tomorrow in the slow cooker!



woke up to a bunch of epic posts!


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she deleted the tweet :\


can the cleaner please come in here


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cleanposters are worst


it's needed in this case i have this thing with blood i get all queasy thinking about it
last week i was jo'ing and accidentally saw some period related porn similar to that pic and literally got so pissed off that someone could like that sort of thing that i got up and paced frantically around the room and didnt jerk off for a week (until yesterday)


sickzii rape nigger


based /nofapper/


we like a lil period blood here


i dont mind blood, what i hate to see are needles


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yes i hate needles too but blood especially
even now my hands feel weird and its slightly more difficult physically speaking to type this post like losing a bit of coordination


we like needles knife-play cutting and blood here actually!


stagged, noone can be this retarded.


its tooner


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tooner is not a bimbo


but she is bad at games



my mom was big on quinoa for like a month


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meant to quote this >>1053307


dont think im queasy around blood definitely dont care about seeing my own blood


you guys are big pussies i donate blood all the time


yeah we're pussies


i just want to play cs without having my graphics card die or get randomly vac banned for nothing



if you want games that work you gotta stick with stuff made before 2010


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bros we gotta get our covidpasses!


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'twas just two nukes nihon
just two nukes bro


and that's a good thing


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hey pussy leave atira's server, stop hitting on her 24/7, stop going around linking a picture i made for her with you cropped in it pathetic fucking loser, document this - atira. and. i. fucked. in real life. leave her server, stop obsessing over my gf.


you just gonna scroll by without saying 'howdy partner'?


love hearing a wk scream


whats a wk



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how is that a good thing
you will constantly have to get your blood tested


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zii on bottom me on the top


get off him slut


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or what


*weeb jams*


that's just what we say here


and thats a good thing


tfw didn't poop since saturday…


whats your diet


oatmeal or yogurt + banana
salad, tuna can, sandwich or something else from the store like chicken + rice
banana + blueberry shake or eggs.

i eat other food as well but that's common food


maybe a banana is clogging your exit


i eat one banana per day.

it could be…


you need more fat in your diet


what do you suggest


choco chip cookies and icecream
eggs potatoes and chicken
burg fries and a big dr pepper
candy and popcorn


have toast and hummus for lunch


how do you even make hummus, looks complicated.
anything else i could prepare fast for breakfast?


surely you can buy hummus even in croatia


it's easy enough to make but it's far more convenient to just buy it



are we watching


never saw hummus in a store and idk how to translate that to my language


nvm, found it


make sure to try different brands, some brands make it really oily which is nice for a decadent snack but if you're eating it for lunch you want one that's a little drier


i was thinking something like that for breakfast, i eat lunch at work and i don't wanna bring hummus to work and keep in fridge heh


for breakfast: cinnamon toast crunch and black coffee


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i hope they update the old hororaibus to give them nice hair physics like this girl has



lil slugger is just like me


im hungwy


*plays outside instead of staring at a screen*


and thats a good thing



adam looks he could have starred in the movie cuck


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pretty weird how the covid lockdown is going to fuck american home businesses and 40% of renters are facing eviction but the stock market keeps going up


its already priced in



*prices in the collapse of middle class*


dumb poor people LMAO


oh my did i say people? ROFLMAO




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oh toooty~


we love capitalism don't we folks


Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat


im jew


all they ever wanted was to be like an effendi


and eat


maybe we arent so different after all


algd this


do you think black mesa is real


gooky times



new holo




i hope that guy playing yakuza is having fun


senator retard, your gun bill has passed sir


im a starseed


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is that tuna with or without the shell?


love tuna with shell



*eats common food*


die skipper


how is she still his girlfriend when she's publicly telling people he's a creepy perv stalker, she never dated him and is getting restraining orders?
its so stupid why would avilo do it? diaper double-down?


his brain is fucked


tangential evidence of skipping is not enough to tell someone to die


look fp was ruining the thread i had to skip


sickzii anal rapefucked me again


speaking of that sick fuck,
after years of nothing i got double croatian sava floodplains algs

when will toot add double embedding?
i dont think im going to watch either of them (i can do better than floodplains nature docs)


toot ban


guys joann is having a huge sale like 40% off any item now is your chance to buy a sewing machine and get your streetwear brand going


that was me, so far i just have an idea thats a sure thing i dont know how to stat a streetwear line


you probably have to start by making something


it requires advanced screenprinting that needs a machine


fabric and construction is way more important than the graphic


no it isnt


and thats why your brando will fail


i was trying to find out the i.p. status of government camo patterns and found this business babby article https://bizfluent.com/how-4827294-start-camoflauge-clothing-line.html
so yea… i was full of shit the whole time and i guess i was joking around. i just wanted to do the idea part


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bought a pre-paid sim from another provider and didnt realize that call forwarding will now cost me money
couldve gotten the exact same contract from my current provider but i didnt think about it
such cases :/


make a post for each link?


i like the pads we have for our 'rroids


thats not how i wanted to post. sorry i'm not posting the way tootler intended


this is so adult


there you go


dont know what any of that shit means


baby kid


we are babies here


i didnt need that i had the link to it in my post. i embedded the one that looked better so people who didnt care would click the right one. making it separate like this means the other one might not get clicked first. it isnt better by much the other one isn't chopped liver or anything dont get me wrong


post your credit scores…. GO!




i dont have a bank account


our credit scores are well over 800 here


don't be sorry it's toots fault


all the coiners are adults


coins are baby af


i think theyre adult retard


theyre soyboy


this might be a venn diagram situation


im soy


LINKUSD +17.80% holy shit bros!!!



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toot banner add banner toot
toot toot toot


we're watching B's vs canes game 1 now


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Yes, I killed a Communist asshole with plans to torture me to death.

I am still waiting for my diploma from the Norwegian system…


they don't give kids diplomas here if they show up and do something wacky at graduation. he killed niggas


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stupid cat maido





my fellow coinbrothers,


this was drawn over a photo. whatever tracing with a computer is


this is what we do here


gonna get some slop before i fall asleep


when i get into a staring flow state i can see the wall through my monitor


attn: toot
the new mad lads is a mathematician (not nash)


on my way to get slop they had some writers talking about how hp lovecraft was problematic and how scifi and horror should tackle issues of sexism and racism


wait did i skip? i subconciously remember that thumbnail


you need to stop listening to the voices in your head


HP lovecraft and his cat were based


im based


by they i meant npr if it wasnt obvious


npr is silly



pretty sure they were just steamed that lovecraft has been dead for 80 years and is still more popular than they will ever be


hopefully i wont fall asleep before the big kino this evening


uhhmm sweetie we'll be watching cl then


linkbros im getting awfully close to selling…


if i was rich enough to do ridiculous stuff with money i would pay for someone to be listening to npr at all times. i would get contacted every few months whenever there was something really good that i'm into on


toot we need to move to the appalachian mountains


we need country roads toot


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suck my dick toot


toot suck his dick


new ziiland



urge to snooze rising




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xi is setting the burgers straight


i literally trust that guy more than our news


wolfs koreans good
i think valdez might have good korean but the others dont


tlolling hard at the new jomboy


162 house on the bikini atoll


i don't think i'd like atoll life


why not its a paradise


atolls are when an ancient island sinks into the sea leaving just the coral ring around it that has some sand and maybe some plants. its just a thin ring of coral


if they are intact rings the inner lagoons are chill but it isnt worth being 6000 miles out in the ocean for


why would an island sink into the sea thats scary


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i heard it in an alg 3 days ago.


ahh okay so the island erodes until its a few feet underwater then the coral around it grows and makes a cap. and thats why the center lagoons are shallow because thats whats left of the island underneath


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watch out squid valentino is right behind you!!!


my friends it just keeps happening


r/SamandTolki has been banned from Reddit
This subreddit was banned due to being used for harassment.

no no NO NO this cant be happening bros


you guys hang out in some real weird places


boogie has gone too far


mom found the victorian-era nepalese army kukris


yeah im done fighting the urge to snooze


you snooze you lose


bwros i'm so excited for the dune movie i hope covid didn't fuck it all up


i never choose to snooze


it's going to suck big time
casting the guy from stargate atlantis as duncan was dumb


cant imagine being excited for any new movies


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but denis villeneuve is so good…


…at sucking cock


just like us…


i have never sucked a cock


no, at directing really good movies…


Pooping as we speak


i didnt like the way that bald stargate nigger with the bumpy hieroglyph growth on his forehead. he was really creepy and was the biggest reason why i didnt watch the tv shows


grow up


does a 6'10 croatian giant even fit in a standard bathroom stall


croatia doesnt have stalls


no he has to use me as his toilet~


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finished the first part of zen mind, beginners mind


we watched prisoners and br2049 and they were both overrated
had to turn on subs for prisoners because hugh fagman was grunting out his lines like a cave man


reminder that when you tell aaron to show a certain movie or add it to the list there are 998 movies ahead of yours


just realized i could have written huge fagman


and theyre all gay


feel bad for people that didnt watch 2049 in 70mm


aaron i heard about this movie and it sounded like you'd be into it. or should have already seen it. i dont know if i could handle it
its kino apparently


hugh jacks men


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why do people believe the news


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i dont know. since drumpf it should be obvious to people when you can see the same story reported in 2 opposite ways all the time now


oh no no no
xi what is this?


taiwanese police detaining mainland stinks


never seen it, looks good. added to the list


ask xi and you will get an untruthful answer such as


valentino has logged on



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big omo


i recognize her…


akari mitani
she's the only current actress with an ass





found another one "the color of pomegranates". instead of linking trailers each time this is the alg i'm watching that is ok but has a dumb name


that's on the list i'm sure



she was a top3 jav whore on dmm in 2019 and shes still 3 this month
yeah if youre a javbro youll know her


i checked first it isnt there or watched. i dont make mistakes like that


i have her on my fantasy team


just checked and it's already on the list




it was a joke


if you google her theres lots of pictures of her with melanated men


whats the gleep pill on lucis trust


hope i get to have sex with a girl at some point in my life


um at first glance it seems to be a scientology occult religion corporation that runs a lot of schools. never heard of them


nigger jav i skip


grow up



african-american JAV i skip


uhm i thought yuu shinoda was the queen of assjav


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>never heard of them


it rewires your brain. after you have sex with a girl you constantly think about how you hope you'll get to have sex with a girl again at some point in your life


that seems like a really nominal change


does that mean it gets easier to convince them to do it?


for a little while at least. longer depends on you


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2003 ‘極道恐怖大劇場 牛頭 GOZU’ Directed by Takashi Miike
Minami mistakenly kills a gangster associate of his named Brother. Almost as soon as the murder takes place, the body of the deceased man is gone, prompting Minami to conduct a search. While looking, he finds a mysterious isolated hotel where he decides to take a rest. Not only are the front desk clerks a bit strange, but even the ambiance feels unusual. Minami soon realizes he may have gotten more than he bargained for.

starts in 10


seen it in a movie theatre
gonna be a wild ride


sigh that looks really good
wish we werent watching our tchu tcha tcha guy neymar


aaron add:
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders 1970
(looks rapey, boobs)
Daisies 1966
you're a Czechoslovak New Wave and Surrealist Cinema plebe


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starting now


did we watch Doctor Zhivago?




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fuck im ten minutes late whatd i miss


miike's a real ass dude




well i clearly missed something there was a banging soundtrack and he hit the window with something!


it was a chihuahua
he was convinced it was a dog trained to kill yakuza


lol wtf was up with that lady?


he wasnt convinced it was just a joke


this movies pretty weird


i wish i was smart enough to like it on multiple levels instead of 1


*holds your hand*



dont touch his hand without consent


taking a bath first in japan leads to omo


i would




aaron this is fucked


just a few visits to dr kim and this obasan would be a 9 at least


can we do a 30 minute fap break?


guess who woke up at 5 in the afternoon!


for us its either a 3 hour edge or a 5 minute jack


do you lube for 3 hour edge i feel like id be chafed to death


lubing is required for 3 hour edges


did your phimosis operation go well


only cut freaks need lube


yo fany-chan u in here?


hes gonna have to drink the milk…


i need to escape the milky hotel arc


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>for us its either a 3 hour edge or a 5 minute jack


if it takes more than 10 minutes i slam the lab top closed and give up the jack session




actually we cant get an erection ever since the incident





what movie does this movie remind me of?


i love these cheesy soccer music video highlights


its almost like an irl anime


you like them because you get to see more goals in 3 minutes than are scored in 10 years of pro soccer



during the great despacito era of 2018 every good soccer player got a music video titled



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i'd be fine with locking whoever made that comic in a psych hospital for the rest of their life


miike's outdoing himself with this one




what the fuck aaron


this ones kinda slow and tarded but it has its moments


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beerboy moment


took a 4day weekend
and im ready to game


ugh missed another one…


buy some meth and go for a 96 hour edge session


hmmm or
i could fire up some video games and not do meth and jack off to porno for 4 days striaght


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this one's only okay so far. the first two acts have just been building up to something so if the third act doesn't deliver then it's just been a waste of time


here comes the guy with his dumb ass opinions again



you just dont get it
aaron's taste is outside your purview


no i think thats aaron he uses apostrophes i dont
i agree though i think this ones been pretty meh but a strong final act could save it
been a couple great scenes though


GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!




whos this old guy?


never watched that guy
probably never will


i dont notice acts in movies whats wrong with me


bros hop on doc's live


my own taste is not outside my purview


you aren't a fucking nerd


i knew aaron was the dumb ass


hi aaron!!


in my country the study of plays is mandatory so picking up on acts is foundational knowledge


lost all respect for aaron when he gave darjeeling 5 stars


do i want to play fall guys or is that gay




fall guys looks fun but i dont see myself getting my moneys worth out of it looks like itd get boring quick


if the griefing mechanics were better i'd buy it but i think you can only hold people still rather than push them or throw them


is this the weirdest film weve watched


nah probably lynch's dreamworld within a dreamworld within a dreamworld


it's up there with some of the sono films for sure


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dont even compare mike to that awful hack sono


was stroszek really that bad? i had wanted to watch that


it was a very german comedy



ozaki got tranned…


he's going to give his aniki the crotchless pantsu…


sigh this is sexual harassment


i like looking at mila kunis and natalie portman


we don't play by the rules
live free or die


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waterpik was just delivered
havent been this excited for a package since i got the bourne trilogy and american psycho book


*grabs my butt ladle*




so this whole film's been about him being gay for his aniki


classic miike


this is disturbing




imagine a jgirl sugoi-ing your pip…


you'll get used to it in a few days but its really intense at first like a tickliing blast if you dont turn it down to low




get home from work and surprise surprise aaron is streaming some perverted jap shit


im heading in full blast


you missed the milk arc


3 minutes in but this frank guy is so cringe i might skip


i watched this with my bros a few years after it came out
this movie is fucked up yo
this shits crazy dude


so this is the power of foreskin


rearwards moving crab is my fave position


what the f*ck


this is what having a girlfriend is like


what the fuck


this movie is so fuckin tarded lol


aaron you fucking bastard


this is like vagina dentata but with a man instead of teeth


got the roast in the crock pot cant wait to eat dinner in 6 hours!


bro he fucked his brother and she gave birth to his brother


does this signify something?




that was a gooey pop


the little slide lol


that sound effect hahaha




uhhh aaron explain?????




okay 3rd act rocked


water fixed that blown out pussy and broken hip bones



ah yes so progressive and avant-garde
bravo aaron


"and her pussy was fine afterwards the end"


hymen status?


feeling a 3-3.5
just felt like a collection of outtakes and b-side skits
only had a couple really memorable ones


3.5 for me


we watch visitor q yet?


thank you aawon


not yet


oh yeah, thanks for the movie!


female ozaki has some nice feet


*gracefully bows*


if i had the lots of money thing i would hire the best special effects studio in hollywood to shoop in danny devito coming out of the couch over the yakuza guy


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wish i had a gf like tins


cancel that job you guys im already bored with that idea


a feminine penis can be too big


trump said when youre in a basement staring at a computer your brain starts to wither away


sleepy joe is one of us he wants to be neet


alright movie's over time to tune in to the Doc


holy shit dr. disrespect just won in fall guys


the surface duo looks like a nintendo ds
kinda want it


holy shit the doc is playing cod mobile!


any of you guys have a routine to detard yourself in a day or two



hmm no


hooooooooooooly shit i wish i had a big boobie jap gf to fuck!!!!!


just, like
be yourself man


first step, youre gonna need a pull up bar


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instead of constantly smoking lots of weed every moment you're awake don't smoke weed at all for the next 2 days


*gets really anxious and huge lats*


i have a great routine of physical and mental exercise but it would take too long to type it all out


why is everyone looking at your lats and whispering to each other?


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sounds like a bitch


autism is caused by poor parenting and can be prevented with good parenting


no thats posture


pip girl with a smaller penis than you: straight
pip girl with a slightly bigger penis than you: gay
pip girl with a gargantuan penis: straight


*waits until age 38 to get pregnant*


i didnt know you kept your mouth closed when waterpikin, it sprayed everywhere


i would reply that her son has no soul and she thinks that too whenever she looks at him but cant admit it


i lean over the sink with my head pointed down and let the water fall out of my mouth or i'd do it in the shower. you get spray all over the bathroom mirror otherwise


*sprays cum all over the bathroom mirror*


afternoon spray


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let me try this


mouth open letting it fall out


i want to be a girl


you gotta die then let your brother fuck you


then you are a girl


toon you here?





stream metamorphosis (the game)


mom said probability and chance aren't the same thing and then called me an idiot


this is fuckin far out dude


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avatarbros its over


thought you meant the cool avatar but its some netflix thing


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society's doing it again…



aaron you must repent


just remembered the trump communist pasta and tard lold



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its gonna hurt for 5 seconds and im gonna hate it


we need content


saw an ant get stuck in a spiderweb today
thought there was a spider in the web too so i thought id leave the ant there
noticed the ant seems tired now, is barely moving
it wasnt a spider in the web it was another dead ant
now i feel bad


tooner, famous black bald gamer


tucker time


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yahaha! you found me!




ants are little biorobots they dont have souls
you dont have to feel sorry for them


okayus paper mario streams are so :3


went out and freed him and feel a bit better :) hell still probably die


its a rewatch oneyplays kingdom hearts night


my mom said nintendos a childrens game


yea it needs to find and follow the pheromone trail so it can get back home otherwise it will just wonder aimlessly and die :/


firefox is dead bros…


it's one of those nights




firefox died the day chrome was announced




theres definitely dirty dishes in my room


firefox is tranny shit
they fired the ceo for being a christian and anti gay


you cant fire a ceo


i use mozilla software to post the nigger word on the internet


tell that to papa johns



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youtube has been killing it with the music algs for me lately


'zah is on the way boys!


oops forgot to remove the link hehe


papa "nigger" john



its not even that funny you simpleton


dont understand why rich people like to buy their own restaurants


all restaurants do is go out of business


its because when people become rich they become bored



when you get to a certain level of wealth its like having tons of money in gta you buy stuff just to have it


male: bbm, condom, dilf, glasses, schoolboy uniform, sole male, virginity
female: beauty mark, big areolae, big breasts, blowjob, blowjob face, cheating, dark skin, filming, gyaru, kissing, leg lock, masked face, nakadashi, paizuri, piercing, prostitution, rimjob, schoolgirl uniform, sole female, stockings, x-ray
misc: full censorship


the only cure for boredom is to do challenging things
like owning a successful restaurant (since 99% of them fail)


he might be right
ive only done it once but i had that gross ass taste in my mouth like a bunch of nasty shit just got unlodged
until i brushed it away



are you witnessing history


coins are just a ponzi scheme


last i heard tin was holding 80000 chainlink when they were selling for pennies


coins are just a boring topic of conversation



cant wait for tin to try to sell 80000 chainlink lol


that thigh gap isnt natural
100% shes had work done


i reported for nsfw content hope that profile gets banned



i dont think youve seen a vagina


who the flip would want to see a gross v*gina?


id take a peak


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he's in…


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the pointed top of a mountain.
"the snowy peaks rose against the blue of a cloudless sky"
reach a highest point, either of a specified value or at a specified time.
"its popularity peaked in the 1940s"
reach its highest point
reach the high point
reach a climax
come to a climax
reach the zenith
come to a head
greatest; maximum.
"he did not expect to be anywhere near peak fitness until Christmas"




oh my goooooooooooooood


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more of a male only guy


that's gay





your brain is fucked bro
its all over


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this is like when spoony thought he was gonna get on the tonight show to talk about board games just sad


imagine if we got yangbux id be set for life


bro your brain is fucked


new thread im thinkin video game characters smoking cigarettes edition


the forgotten weapons guy is cool


who the fook is this guy?


some call him gun Jesus…


he's our favorite guntuber


face like a 12 year old hasidic boy


next thread? right about now its time to rock with the biggity buck bumble


brapper edition


we could finally do a parper edition


analfreakmommy u up?


pixiv filename edition


well if you guys arent gonna make it im gonna make a smoking thread


can someone bellybump my real quick


remember when moot told people on 4chan they could contact him via his aol messanger so he could find teen girls to groom on aim



why dont people use aim anymore now its all disord twitter or snapchat

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