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toot cant see me


i need to go to the store to buy food but i'm too lazy…


dad brought the old tv from his warehouse and now i can watch twitch from bed :)


Our Western borders will b safe. Inshallah


what does your dad have a warehouse for? what are his wares?


whats with the questions curious george?


the dossier



remember when people thouoght drumpf had russian prostitutes piss on him or something


he rented out a russian movie theatre and watched anime while they did it also


whats wrong with that



you mean like kshitters?




doing my taxes
theyre very interested in my bit coins


i thought that shit was off the grid



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Thanks Reddit, you beautiful Oyster


oysters are grosse


actually theyre delicious


i like my meat to come from something with a skeleton


Israeli who recovered in Japan develops coronavirus again in Israel



wish to be held




the ol double dip


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grow up


*releases him into gaza*


holy crap i just discovered the pop out option on the twitch app


whats your deal?


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>holy crap i just discovered the pop out option on the twitch app




obvious toss is obvious


paste redditbro


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This is how the world shakes hands now


its cool no ones panicking


jokes on them i have feet fungus


*waits by toons bed*


corona chan is in my shoe bitch


soke boomet


video games


idk what happened today but everything tastes so good too good
havent stopped eating since i woke up


watcha playan


can barely play 5 songs on ddr now
im so fat…




team malarkey is gonna win big today bros!


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i didnt know there was a whole thing before the baste black man head stomping the tranner


that sound when he stomped his head


his head does what we call in billiards a "double kiss" when his head bounces off the ground and the foot hits it a 2nd time on the way down



beerboyodaman are you seeing this in real time look at this big nigger run hoo boy cant wait for the niggerball game see this boy run


what does have to do with billiards


bought chips, fatties ww@


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how can women behave in this manner and still expect to be treated as our equals surely they see the inherent lunacy of it


when the target ball bounces off the cue ball twice very fast


can't help but admire that guys dick


where do you find this stuff?


really enjoying my new ddr pads


what a gem


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manic tossbrap bull rush


die toon


not that angel


i think i'll have borger for dinner again



still gigglin at that post that was pretty funny


damn thought it was just a meme but these sports guys really do want a big buff nigger to fuck their wives


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the wolf in my heart will never let the world see the lamb in my soul

but sometimes i might let you see it in my eyes


is now playing
the elder scrolls IV: oblivion


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the hyena padghoul


dont backseat


gosh damn i love peanutbutter toast


i said dont backseat


at the 162 mansion there will only be room for 1 type of peanut butter and it will be crunchy
the orange juice will be lots of pulp


ATTENTION: Beloved SC2 champion and Twitch streamer, 'Avilo', has been falsely imprisoned and banned from Twitch for a crime he did not commit. Please contact your congressman so we can bring back our hero Avilo! #FREEAVILO imGlitch


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not me i just woke up


toot is the mansion prepped


i stocked the cellar with endless rows of beans


no we need skippy natural smooth pb


i dont eat beans


too bad kid


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grow up






sorry bossman sheklestein i cant come into w*rk today the government welded my door shut



snus status : in lip
game status : fired up


because if you dont snus… tell em comm..



i would rather just die than that


whatever i said
whatever i did
please unblock



You got that from Vickers, Work in Essex County, Page 98, right? Yeah I read that too.


after 15 days people will become cannibals XD



for society breaking down they're showing black friday footage


gay link dont click


bros how do i keep the babyhairs up they make me look so much more balding than i am i cant get out like this


it's le time
wonder how bad the commentary will be


wicked shmart


die faggot


no u


it's le time


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farting a lot this morning…


these hours



more excited for the tokyo marathon tbqh


i googled the nonsense that i typed out in a new tab while i was cleaning some keycaps and got this




i clicked the link before reading because i thought it was gonna be a movie


fuck off mom im mining bitcoins


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Video unavailable
This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

how the FUCK can you copyright mozart???


wmg found a way


they own that


can we talk about the game i just wanna talk about the game



you got owned hard bro


what game do you like to play big guy?


starcraft 2


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Licensed to YouTube by
WMG; Public Domain Compositions, and 2 Music Rights Societies



american tv sure has a lot of commercials lmao




calm down spazz


How is that funny?


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Bernie Sanders Can Beat Trump. Here's the Math.




how is it not
can't go two minutes without seeing a burger on your tv


börger :O


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theyre not even showing the race jesus christ



sigh mom said the n word again


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ugh really need a vtuber gf


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theyre all lesbians


nike propaganda piece
some dudes talking at a desk


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im just a simple man with a love for wuhan chan


nasty little whore she craves cock


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the pad/toon dynamic


cant stop eating cant stop eating cant stop eating cant stop eating cant stop eating cant stop eating cant stop eating cant stop eating


bernies got a real shot bros


to get dabbed on by drumpf


april headwound event


getting my hair cut today super nervous
i just wanna get it over with and play diabotical all day


what is diabotical


how you doin mon


it's our special boy james' game


its another "next gen" (read: laggy) quake 3 cpma clone


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marinated tofu on a bed of thyme roasted chestnut mushrooms topped with mango chutney, potato salad and a thin layer of mustard


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is now playing
quake live


didnt get into the diabotical beta huh kid


gotta go slave again today
and tomorrow




i'm 180lbs at 6'1…


a tall lad…


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my fellow trannies


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yeah im thinking we ban the runnorm




cant run away from my fists


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actually i can



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how can she tell its rape


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i'd destroy that sexy little potato's anus


needs a plastic bag


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fuckin roastie


i missed out on so much shit by not going on the roof of my school…


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oh no not the anime profile pictures


Clinic in Iran set on fire, believed to be coronavirus quarantine

the fuck are the muzzies doing


reinfection means temporary quarantine is meaningless igniting the sick is the only answer




what is wrong with you


finna repost the prolapsed pad poop webm


i blame mid to late 2000's jav


hope our guy jordan peterson is recovering well…


Dr. K: can you answer my question
Athene: my feelings are tools to define reality
Dr K:
Dr. K: why do you over explain things?
Athene: Because I want people to understand me.
Dr. K: so you care about people understanding you?
Athene: No.


Donna: Eric I'm cold.
Eric: Here, take my jacket.
Jackie: Michael, I'm cold too.
Michael: Damn Jackie, I can't control the weather!


just grasped permutations on a fundamental level gonna take a shit








test nigger


Lower your weight and run with your thighs. More torque with lowered legs, more horsepower with with a more standing form for a lack of better term.

Inhale with nose, exhale with mouth. Lower your weight when going up inclines. Use your Ki for endurance. Stop fapping. Stay a virgin. Use your discipline to humble everyone. Be a god. Save yourself for the one you love. Imagine trying to give everything to someone you truly love and realize you tainted yourself by fucking Stacy. You can never be 100% for your soulmate.


my seoulmate…


took a shit and there was no blood again i think the problem fixed itself


itll come and go


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top4 all wearing the new nike clown shoes



bros im coughing :(


you mean their group theoretic nature




just sneezed


do corona people also have sore throats and runny noses


if one of you guys gets corona'd i expect constant blogging



one of us in the 1 month incubation stage


knew i shouldnt have gone grocery shopping there were too many stinkers


during the 1957 asian flu pandemic (usa death toll 66,000) the dow dropped 14% and rapidly recovered


i've had this stuck in my head with ebola changed to corona


people playing out of tune guitars is a big pet peeve of mine


stick with your midi keyboard kid real music is imperfect and better for it


reddit moment




theres adjusting tuning for stylistic effect and then theres just being a dumb lazy faggot who cant tell their guitar is out of tune


so youre saying to wait for it to fall a bit more and then long?


need a bio break brb


*blasts the first oasis album at full volume*


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i dont really know how comparable that pandemic is to our current one but it just seemed weird that no one in the us has died yet and the dow has dropped almost exactly as much as then


is it true that beethovens music was supposed to be played much faster than we do today and he expected the orchestra to make mistakes while playing


they just had the first death in washington


whats the difference between pandemic and epidemic


how the fuck should i know


might have something to do with the market being over valued as fuck as it is even without a global crisis


answer us answernorm give us tidbits


*highlights this entire post*
*rt clicks*
*googles selected text*


they did have different definitions for tempos


Epidemic: An outbreak of disease that attacks many peoples at about the same time and may spread through one or several communities. Pandemic: When an epidemic spreads throughout the world. Infectious diseases: Diseases that you can catch. They are communicable.


i dont get it


*puts on tinfoil hat*
corona is a man made virus meant to distract us from the current recession


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epidemic = gigabyte
pandemic = terabyte




now i get it




epidemic = one gorilla nigger have sex with my wife
pandemic = a whole pack of frenzied charcoal niggers gangbanging my wife


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*doesnt have corona*


*borat voice*
my wife


americans really need to cool it with the abbreviations


big gleep do you have any tips for removing a demonic graphic from a glass water pipe for tobacco use only?



consume your own culture if you cant handle mine. faggot


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toot what did he mean by this


i'd try a paint thinner or laquer remover, maybe you can get by with the best cleaning shit you have/91% iso with a green scrubbie


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toot what did he mean by this


if you use abrasives on glass do it under running water you dont want glass particles getting into your lungs


life without proper math typesetting must have been hard


i was assuming the green scrubbie would be soft enough to not scratch. i in fact use maroon paint buffing scrubbies that are softer




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its commander keen bros


hey these are both about riemann


many things in math are about riemann


i want toot to tell me that



alg'd on that last month


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i mightve infected you with that alg


cleaning the pug mill was a frequent punishment for me in high school despite not taking pottery




wait wait wait
what the hell is an endemic


a disease or condition regularly found among particular people or in a certain area.
like malaria


or sickle cell





anyone can have aids


can i have aids


you need sickzii to pozz you


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p-town near me has the highest per capita AIDS rate in the country.
you could almost say it's endemic


nurse me back to health gleepy


oh hell yeah a fresh nintendo minute


more like poz-town


deathwing is insane


more like krap


just got my hair cut and i had an anxiety attack while she was cutting and i had to excuse myself to the bathroom very embarrassing


you got through it tho good job


new donk


i cut my own long hair to a regular length last night and hacked it all to shit. it looks like a 5 year old who had gum removed in multiple places in a haircut from his mom




but you had such long beautiful hair


fresh dunk
fresh nintendo minute
everything is happening!


i have my crazy beard and stache so with long hair i looked like charles manson


that was a bad dunk


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this era


i look like tin


at its peak my beard looks like his


i heard bb looks like a young kurt russell


whats with all the handsome rugged young men here


i try my best to model my appearance after incontrol


are you a fricken skeleton



why is their dance pad so lame


did you know


no metal bar?


toot wtf is this


sugar we're going down swinging



get that stank ass old alg out of here


algs age like wine


im a nasty coommonkey


70 bucks a month for a gym membership wtf!!!


yeah its lame



what monitor should i get?


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im so gosh darn tired


theres so much empty hat on the left side under the bill it looks retarded


ive said the word pad to myself at least 200 times today


you wish you looked half as fresh as avilo


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herr bar


my streamer gf is looking good today


clarks cool i dig it



some more mastertunes


suck my pussy!


so whats up with the new anime girl eating banner


what now


toot is virped




toot is traumatized


toot is a boy…


tooth hurts


toot is toon dont you forget it


it me, jp !


wait what


my sickness is getting worse x__x


itsa me


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banish your sickness


it was me all along idiots


quarantine the corona


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mitigate the mononucleosis


As Last Surviving Store Is Sold, Lucky's Market in Florida Is Kaput




-reno jackson


thinkan about nappan






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toot add


you need at least 100 links for a AVERAGE korean gf btw.


no thats not even a sig


162 art gallery


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mom told me to get a job!


baste mom dropping the biblical ynaj pill


any other 25yo happeners here




just gonna sit back and watch the happening unfold


tute sweet




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hire me


can i be a 18 year old happener


dad cut down all the shrubs in the backyard that provided privacy from the street and the neighbors…

looks like no more drinking outside for me…



just make the shrubs grow again


looks just like my old pup


hire me toot


what was his name


not the heckin pupperino


her name was shelby


a random husky wouldn't let you handle them like this


why not


it detected his alpha reddit nature


ive never met an unfriendly husky only in that one video where the husk tears up the lil dog



just go outside dude


they get spooked easily when they're not with their owner and become anti social


they like people. i've read that they aren't even good guard dogs because they ignore burglars or act friendly to them


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that's when they're comfortable at home. stick them in the wild with no owner and it's a different story


stfu kid


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dads making shepherds pie for dinner…






gonna watch a scary movie


i dunno my husk pup got out once and we found her on someones porch two blocks away hangin out with the home owner just sittin there
probably matters just how their raised


i can't believe i fell for the "france is gay" meme back in school


france is gay


aint she just the prettiest




whats happening


i dont get it






im not gay


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one of the things the yellow vests have been protesting is going to become law in a shady way so the french started protesting again
very based



*deep inhales*
ahh the smell of piss is strong this morning, oui oui


oh did they do it now because they thought people wouldnt protest


the corona psyop is so frigging lame


what's a corner virus anyway


i am fucking fat


i heard fat insulates you from sickness


what if it's a ploy to get all the yellow vests with corona…


you are fucking fat


i am fucking fat


we're fucking fat


Lesson 1: the RCMP will call your girlfriend/boyfriend or spouse, and your ex if you broke up less than two years ago. You need their permission to obtain a firearms license.

Teacher says: "If you broke up on bad terms, now's the time to call them and make up for it"



the twitch word


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how come coronagirl has such big boobs thatdoesnt make no sense!


oh no no no


its for seduction purposes


toot what is a virus


i want corona chan to educate me with her big tits


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daylight come and me wan go home


i want a new out and about phone


iphone 4


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only bastedroid


apple is dropping support for old phones


damn i wanna play a souls game


i want to order food but i don’t want to spend money


no one here has completed demons souls


i wanna lost some fat :/


hope bloodborne 2 and demon soul remaster arent ps5 exclusives i dont wanna buy that gay shit but i would have to


same but they never taught me how!


just dont eat xd its that simple xD


no joke its that simple
eat less


the ps5 bundle for the cinematic 30 frames per second


theres a reason why they call me owneychan



i can lost you weight


just make the usual plate
and then like uhhhh dont eat 20% of it


the weight is here to stay


im quitting drinking


mom used to get mad at me if i didnt clear my plate


maybe the beer is making me fats…


put leftovers in tupperware


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i dont believe it for a minute!


it would be pretty epic if i got my weight down to 162 lol


beer has calories lots of em


one last scoop






first i bing bing
then i wahoo


movieboy what u think of 8 1/2


fape makes me tired


same ive been sitting in bed for over an hour now dozing off


i used to have to drink a glass of milk with every meal to "help me grow taller" even though i was already so tall for my age i used to have to get my hands xrays to see if the bones were going to burst through my fingertips and do other growth plate tests





i wanna order this indian food but its all a big scam


my dad would eat all his food then eat all my food then blame me for not eating fast enough


wow almost forgot my pin # for my pc O_o


maybe he thought you were getting fat


i dont fuckin trust any of you as far as i can throw you


you couldnt even get a hand on me id fuckin kill you


semen has been real watery lately




i have


i heard theres a part in demon soul where you can lose levels is that true


i dont remeber anything like that


you didnt complete it


its the last boss



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fujitv coverage has begun
prepare yourselves bros


the last boss was a slime i just beat the shit out of it


does demons souls have any big boob girls like dark souls gwenyvere


when i beat it the last boss was lying on the ground and i just went up and smacked him with my fire longsword and the game was over real fuckin good game there bud *horks up a loogie*


i got scared and didnt finish it


didnt even know that king allants grab steals your levels because i wasnt enough of a noob to get hit by it lol


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where is nyanners today


got booked for a birthday gig


never played parappa the rapper or unjammy lammer


when i say boom boom boom you say bam bam bam no pause in between c’mon lets jam


patapon is better


never played patapon


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ai wiru arwais rabu yu


someone post wudyface


what are some fun games to play while i convalesce


first of all what the fuck does convalesce mean


*does a lil jig*


realm of the mad god


play demons souls allthe cool 162 brothers are right now



reminder that the stinks make toilet paper and all their factories have been shut down
stock up fellas


toon stream demons souls


no not my charmin ultra plush


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i would but i dont own a playstation


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what's that ma'am you'd like to wipe your ass?
well i think you'll have to do something for me first…


there was a hanzawa naoki episode zero released on january 3rd :o


i volunteer to lick pads prolapsed anus clean after every poop once the tp runs out



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padda poo poo HAHAHAHA


we dont let the tp run out


90% of tp goes towards cum anyway!


Alright… where to begin. This is my favorite game of all time. If you manage to get hooked on it, you WILL be permanently addicted, there will be no going back, you will remember this game for the rest of your life probably and never be able to quit it. You will find a way to balance your lifestyle to include it but not let it consume you.

this game sounds dangerous


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favorite game and he only has 385 hours lol


please god take my life tonight


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perro caca


so this is rock bottom huh


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its pretty good and i can see how it would be super addictive
only got like 3 hours in it so far


it's not murder if you kill a dead person is it


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anyone else not voting because its gay


*raises paw*


its a waste of time


dream job? influencer


obvious toss is obvious

and a yawn


polbros said the plan was to vote for bernie so we get open borders and peak accelerationism



bernie is a protectionist though


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bernie is faggindapissabloobloo


is that so


toot make a poll we need to know who the comm is electing


malarkey suffered a grave defeat today


used to do things like this when we were a few people knocking on a classmate's door
those were the days


journalists should be ashamed of themselves for turning this dumb flu into something bigger just to get clicks
the only good thing is corona chan is hot


i might be too sick to game


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tossboy freaks out whenever he feels left out of the conversation


new film critters just dropped


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wish i had an eastern european quake gran instead of the shitty decrepit one i have now


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ty, got it off. it was this guy holding a lighter to the slide of a pistol packed with tobacco and shooting himself through the roof of the mouth. demented stuff



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tossgod needs that triple extra large


the 3xl boy :3


tosslion is 315 pounds of freaky muscle mass


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ah the thrilling sport of soccer


is this real


come out tossdiaper


apparently the red teams fans had a banner making fun of the blue teams owner so they decided to not score and just pass the ball around for 20+ minutes


amerimutts know that their roided niggers cant compete so they have to come up with their own sports




i definitely have the flu


*kicks the ball back and forth in the middle of the field* now this is sports


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what if:

Trump shoots a machine gun at clay pigeons over the heads of the media on the WH lawn?

Honestly, the possibilities are endless.


tossbaby dreams of an all encompassing big brother paddaking to sooth his fragile mind


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horror movie with religious overtones


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12 minutes left bros
this could be huge
the rape muscles are twitching


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shut the fuck up


NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



running? gay
swimming? real cool


based swimbrother


tonight will be my last drink ever


swimming is gay
should have brought back the disc golfing meme instead


really suck at cycling
used to have pretty decent endurance, but when we went on bike trips with our school i was always last
it was humiliating


nah you hate it because you look ugly shirtless
let's be real


drinking time in 2 hours and 55 minutes bros


no i quit i feel like shit and i look like shit


never said i hated it
but yeah, it's mostly for people who just care about appearance like /fit/
le epic otter mode bros get in here


shut up youre beautiful


this guy doesn't have abs lmao


i have a beer gut


so many invited african dopers

body fat is too high
i see abs even on skeleton marathon runners, doesn't mean they look good


kobe comm is 500+ strong






what a stupid video!!!


idol anime is inherently stupid


get alged on


whats a good anime?


never drinking again and thats final




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gotta love english translations


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bidenbros get in here


where do you find this stuff?


first one looks like something youd find on /v/


second one? pure reddit


been awhile since i checked r/cummingonfiguirines


been awhile since i checked on r/poopdolls


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the delegates, bernard, hand over the delegates and we can all go home.


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i screenshotted it
why arent you playing the new dwagon qwest game?


don't you all have phones?


been awhile since i checked on r/162


dragon quest always did this shit with lisps and accents


shes a phoneteen why would she know that


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im bore anyone wanna play video game?


new rimworld patch is fire


not if you played the epic fan translations


im too sick i can barely watch procedural tv shows


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heard theyre working on multiplayer next


whats a procedural tv show


like cop or doctor or lawyer shows that kinda stuff formula shows



csi, scooby doo


x-files, star trek


is star trek really as formula driven as shows like x-files and house?




>>904340 (You)


change my pitch up


smack my toon up


i'd say no its more story or character arc. only in that most problems are resolved in one episode


like the pokemon eps?


power rangers is a good one. they fight the monster, rita makes the monster grow, they morph. evangelion is another one


i only ironically had a crush on tooner but now im not so sure if its ironic anymore :c


just go talk to him bro


i like his cute hair buns




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tooner's deep voice and beefy arms


women just dont get what men go through during puberty



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women just dont understand me


who would keep something as personal and important as a vore album on a stinky ol sd card


probably pedfur


Order Placed
Placed at 7:59pm. Guaranteed in 40 Min.

'za is on the way boys!


decided to zest it up a bit and got tandoori sauce hehe


im eating chocolate graham crackers and im putting a lil readi wip whipped cream on every bite


sweets are gross


the stores here werent picked over at all


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i should have gotten spam while i had the chance


reminder if you havent prepped yet you're literally going to die


meh im gonna die anyways







*lurks for an hour*
10 posts
*doesn't look at the thread for an hour*
300 posts


when i was an edgy asshole teen i would open spam & ham cans inside the grocery store and leave them on the shelf


yeah let me prep $500 of canned beans and toilet paper for the fuckin flu


beep beep mothertrucker


i have the flu its crummy


yeah the flu



corn rows on a ginger is a good look


the sip


yeah the flu totally
it's already confirmed to transmit to dogs so its only a matter of time before it mutates into something worse




complete wetbrain here


i hope we all die


no i want to live!



take one for the team


*elbows you in the side of the head*


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told a girl at work to "get kniferaped cunt" in a jokey manner and everyone freaked out. boss left a message that he wants to talk to me first thing on monday. did i fuck up?


ya normies dont get internet humor


bossman probably wants to hi five you


freak out with the forklift if you get fired





bwo it's 2020…


no duh…


well you see, jessica actually was kniferaped and what you said was very triggering to her


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soup time


noooo not the heckin baterino!




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wtf bats look like dogs


this is how the corona virus spreads


don't nom the switchie!






scene gooks…



oh yeah i recognize this voice
it's the dude they use for tokyo encounter to introduce the games


gookpill me gleep


theyre the apex mongoloids


all three japanese favorites on pace for national record
niggers have broken away and are gonna win


whats so apex about them


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This Scene Made Her QUIT Porn For Good [Watch Her Humiliation In 1080P]


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zomg tacos FTW!!!1!


what happens if i try an upload a pdf here


just wanna have fun


ok tandoori sauce was a big mistake

its too spicy and kinda bitter


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toon dabbing on the csgonorms


just devoured a pint of hagen dazs in 14 minutes flat


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its me
im the guy with 2 monitors and a light up keyboard


inoue lookin strong


what a coincidence
im that guy too


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he's that nip boxer i like after watching algs about his liver punch


is this dude really gonna eat 40 pizza rolls


nice cock bro


read the comments i think he's dead if i remember correctly


Justin Heard passed away on February 22nd, 2016. He loved life, just not the one he had. He was a wonderful human being and I'll be grateful that he was a part of my life. Biggie, we called him was a great man. He loved helping others. He'll live on forever with this video, even though most comments are disrespectful. We miss ya man.


this channel is ok


osako is catching up!


pound me


he's going for it


a black girl asked me to hang out tomorrow :o


wow im stuffed!

might have another sclice


is she nice


be careful she probably has at least 1 kid


watch getto gaggers to prep


she doesnt have a kid


does she know that youre a racist groyper


how do you know


used to work with her i know her pretty well


is she jamaican…




does she have an arab name…


this guy is a khabibro


wow moldova my old roommate was moldovan


: ░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▀█░░


what should i eat tonite


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this is a spicy match


bros new linus video!


around blacks never relax


nice stoppage lmfao


linus says upgrade your computer now cuz there will be a parts shortage soon cuz of corona!!!!



it’s just a flu why would they stop production


guess ill never be able to play vr


spicy pizza match!!!



never play! upgrade now!


this is a vr comm


i trust linus





our boy did it


captain teemo gook..


gay weedly post a pic to show how high i am dawg


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here you go


thirty… six… embees…


yea gonna delete it soon..too much too 2ooty


okay now THIS is what im talking about!!!!!!


bros nordvpn






i would catch corona and die from her for a month of sex



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i liked when one of you described english dubbing as a bunch of coked up bros having a laff while doing the dub



my brother made me watch goldenboy with him it was so epic

first time i got aboner from anime


your bro had the hots for you bro he was making a move


have you ever seen your brothers pip?


*learns how to program on a drawn out keyboard*


if i had a bro id suck his dick


iiiiiiit's time


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toot can you stream ninjascroll for us


i remember killing that guy!


i want to sip


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hes always going for the furs hes just like me


and now im ready for doom eternal


uhhh bwo…



dragon ball english dub is better than the jap dub



yeah i could never listen to any other goku voice it just wouldnt be right for me


obvious toss and a yawn


the ultra popular animes usually have good english except nge and akira those are terrible


made hashbrown sausage caserole aka funeral potatoes


dubnigger invasion


my brothers


proud bidenbros ww@



sf2 tournament with no crowd because of miss corona chan


new pigmhall



whole bodys aching this sucks


thats corona


i got that one animal crossing song stuck in my head


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*does a lil jig*




just letting you know im about to go loose my bladder



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|—💨🚘-→ narci


tooner check this out



anything under welterweight is terrible




*sits my ass down on dvas dildo control stick*




he leaned in and split his head open on the other guys head lol



The Day When The Insensitive Jarichin Woman Who Robbed My Girlfriend Lost To Ji-Po. Sora Shiina













what was the trigger do you think




toot ban


user has been timed out for this post







ban fracking imo



pad's going all out


oops i meant to post this butterfly


i still sing this to myself sometimes in the shower. 100% not a joke, wouldn't even tell a therapist this.


is that real


is this really how we are spending our only leap day in four years


might be a leap day but we dont get a leap weekend

still gotta work on monday


ugh mondays


we like to party we like we like to party


love mondays
back to the job site
no more nagging wife


nag nag nag




toss sent me this in his ban appeal


i see we got a couple wives in here sigh



hate my husband he drinks beer all day! ugh..


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get bumped


the adult male belly is the most powerful weapon in the world


*brains you with a frozen beer can*


like mountain goats on national geographic




i-i-i am your little butterfly :3


love the little skip he does to gain power


oh shit me either


gonna post this to /r/bettereveryloop


because googling woohoo song probably has no results


omg turn on nyannyancosplays new instagram story shes showing off her new oc


fifa 98 :D


ea sports
it's in the game


the nostalgia


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wtf how did i always hear "when i feel nothing at all" when the lyric is "when feel heavy metal"


>tfw your most popular song is one making fun of american grunge but people like it because its american grunge


the long awaited
much anticipated
new film critters


wow they sound so gay bro


oh shit i forgot ot remove embed


90s sports games were pretty fun
nhl 99 was wicked fast so was 2000
and then around 2006 they all started gettin so serious


we didnt have good music like spice girls or robbie williams


oakville bro wanna go to a show on march 22



i like when horrible pop punk or some other shit genre songs being part of your being from playing maddens or tony hawk


where @
i go to a lot of shows in toronto


can i go with you i have no friends in this city


i mainly go to house shows in detroit in the mid–80's


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me neither i go alone >_>


i dont have friends i have employees


its time to call a team building exercise


replace that drano with a bottle of muriatic acid from the hardware store. its the active ingredient in drano and drano only has 1%






i have a feeling my employees wouldn't be interested in activities i like


new vaporwave artist toot-mart


oh hey guys i linked this song because its cool. you should listen to it


is there a record player where the record stays still and the entire turntable spins instead


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give me a rhythm


you tried to bring up knife rape. you made an effort


ts boom boom ts






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i gotta pool table in the basement and a bbq in the back yard if you wanna chill


young nig gonna be 18th dynasty someday



id facefuck you in pool


for me its snooker or nothing


i watched a youtube vid i know the trick


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sex in water isn't as much fun as it sounds its too froggy and squeky


in pool not in the pool you degen sex freak


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doing the sexy with tooner…….


as in billiards you absolute mong


ok gleepy


gleep is the only one here with sexperience


lets make a playdate


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when gooigi getting his own game


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girls love gooigi


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mom said i should go out more


theres a guy in the snooker named DRUMPF


punish your mom for her insolence poop next to her toilet


Another suggestion to be done at home and everywhere, is to open and close the doors with your elbows. Make a habit of touching objects in a different ways from other persons. If you live in a family and everyone opens the fridge by pulling the handle, you should open it by pulling the door from below for example. If the drawers are open by pulling them from the center … you should open them by taking by the side.

ive been doing this forever


you know the name of other people in snooker?


oh i'm amazing at that i would beat you


whys everyone here a hustler all of a sudden


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im a loser and i have no skills you guys could beat me at anything :\




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no just trump


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yes i finally found it
perhaps its time to dust off the ol ps3…


ew you have the poser version




i didnt even play it
double poser


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this was insane


did you go to see boris?


i saw boris it was too loud i was bored my feet hurt


toot ban the shownorms


i dont get snooker


at lee's palace? i didnt go but i know an ugly indian girl that did


can't believe a scv meetup is happening in toronto of all places


he keeps making the black ball and that bitch keeps diggin it out



the colored balls are worth different points and are reset when they get potted the black is worth the most. in snooker you alternate between blank red balls and one of the colored balls (the colored balls are reset on the table after they are potted)
a perfect 147 game would be red ball black ball back and forth until all the reds are gone


just scrolled past that alg and considered clicking on it but didn't. what the fuck.




i listened to dookie about a month ago
did not like it


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looks like cartman in the last panel


smoking on this ghost OG strain


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pass that bruh


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found a pic of toon!


Ghost OG is an OG in the true sense; a classic; the kind that wines and dines and never leaves you hanging. Ghost OG, a bud that is both potent and easy to get along with, is a cross cut of OG Kush and Afghani made by Dark Heart Nursery and is sure to become one of your new favorites.

This mysterious bud is chock full of flavor to match its charming rainbow exterior. You’re sure to marvel at her numerous colors that range from tones of green to yellow to some even as dark as deep purple. These leafy buds are vibrant in their own right but it is the dusting of trichomes and the pop of yellow leaves and glossy orange hairs that leave you with your jaw on the floor. The sweet lemon-lime flavors, as well as strong kushy aromas, enhance this bud's uniqueness, however, it’s truly the 24% THC levels that really set this strain into the no brainer realm.

Upon your first hit, you’ll get a rush of tingles throughout your body that completely overtakes you and makes you feel uplifted and totally numb. That strength doesn’t subside until hours later on the comedown. As your high spreads from head to toe, a sense of creativity and unwavering need to spread happiness to everyone around you take over. A warming feeling often accompanies this sensation, giving you complete euphoria and relaxing all of your muscles until no amount of joy will get you moving again. New or novice smokers are not recommended to use this strain as it has a tendency to get ahead of you fast, and before you know it, you are down for the count.

If you’re looking for a strain that offers you a cerebral rush that doesn’t quit and a full body buzz that moves you into the best night of sleep you’ve had in a while, you’ve come to the right place. Between the lovely effects and her sweet lemon-lime flavors, Ghost OG is the type of bud that will definitely leave you wanting a second date.


beep beep comin thru, i done got dat ghost strain
big gleep rollin two, boy aint gon feel no pain


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thats my opinion anyway


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she be slippin ya know


basket case noun
2: a person who is mentally incapacitated or worn out (as from nervous tension)
also : one that is not functioning well or is in a run-down condition


we knew that…


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i didnt know about it's original use which makes more sense
1: a person who has all four limbs amputated


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so hes still democrat


you look a lot like a bat you filthy mammal


people should be nice to each other !


2oot for president


the worlds not nice


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i feel an unwavering need to spread happiness to everyone around me taking over, but i might be too novice


woah wait a second


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gleep why did you ignore my discord friend request


i dont use discord i only made an account once and used it for a few minutes and was all set


lets start saying that
all set
im all set with that
all set on that


how about YOU say it


nah im all set with that


dont need to skeet


the irish girls i worked with couldnt get enough of me saying "all set" they'd have a laff


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how do you make a girl watch you jerk off for 2 hours??


irish girls omo




i promised myself id never step foot in montreal again…


so im guessing the guy who thinks all set is funny isnt american. but maybe its new england shit like "wicked"


ahhh montreal…


dances contacts


its a great city in the summer

avoid it at all costs during the snowy months unless you like 6+ foot snowbanks


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what happened in montreal!


you all set?


he wasnt all set


i still dream of casting a line in the ol st lawr…


strings u gonna play the new poe league


im 26, neet, virgin, never had a job, never had a gf, dropped out of high school, did a uni entrance exam, dropped out of uni, haven't socialised in 3 years, am mentally ill, haven't left the house during the day in 2 years, am an alcoholic, an internet addict and a porn addict


a baby boy…


welcome to scv


dont think so i got too addicted to harbinger i cant go back to that


wasn't there a guy camping there and doing just that?


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some strip clubs in montreal you can touch naked strippers anywhere except their pussy while they dry hump you until you bust. it's called a contact dance


it was me i was fishing from my backyard…


thats fucked!


ew dude strip clubs are gross only tourists go to them


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low t detected




we went into one that was too touristy "club super sex". one bad one where i saw the 45 year old lady rolling around on stage to eminem's "stan". and one club that was just right. with the contact dances. the girls at this one and the toursit one where all really hot and not strippery. its more like every young girl there is a stripper


what ark server are we playing on


can't you take online stuff?


meet me on server baited


adds nothing


you sound like some boomer parent


i bet i can run a 4.7ish 40 yard dash


sorry youre not a winner


its over for me bros i have corona now im gonna have to spend the last few hours of my life deleting all my p*rn


my cat is doing cute really quiet cat snoring


i knew 1 of u fuckers had corona i KNEW IT


you seriously think anyone here has kids?


vnv has 3 differnt families


it's over the scv teamhouse has been compromised



having a pretty bad headache :/


if you arent a virgin you cant come to the scv teamhouse


take an aspirin m'dude


theres different levels of virginity
im handholdless
eye contactless
same vicinityless


damn this is epic


i feel like that rule is targeting me man


well its your own fault


good night z___z


bro we're vibing you cant leave yet


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>when the cameraman shows the crowd at a metal concert


they look gross
lotta long haired freakazoids


those are the type of people that like metal like that though theyre fags


not a single nigger in sight


after this movie im gonna go out and hunt scorpions with my blacklight and clicky torch


haven't spoken to a girl in like 4 months


hello toonnigger


what if i told you the singer for hirax katon w. depena was a nigger?



literally who


the fact that they got pushead album art should be enough to garner your respect


theres a lot of black people in hardcore music


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lol james harden pooped his shorts tonight


watched till the end hoping someone got brutally maimed or something and it never happened :/



ah yes james harden..whoever that is


how do i play like this?




all that physical training but still neglecting his sphincter musles


play like a faggot for a long time


"practice practice practice
and when you're not practicing, you should be practicing"
-jonathon 'fatal1ty' wendell




hmm should i make noodles and stay up for a bit or just go to bed kinda hungry!


theres nothing wrong with being hungry


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i remember from a long time ago there are a few faggy youtube guitarists who got popular that do that type of thing



is now playing
total war: warhammer II


i used to listen to devin a lot when i was younger, i saw him live when i was a literal middle schooler as one of my first concerts



lord forgive me for i am watching smash bros trailer reactions again


for what purpose


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theres also that gay video of the guitar guy in the raiden hat who was popular



i hope youre watching blacks react


lol open closed your lifes work


just alg'd this again now my blood is pumping


whenever i see that flute guy i think of the barakan clip with the weird guitar guy doing that dumb yoaaaaaaaaaa thing


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i do this sober


thanks for the late response!


fast food menus are evil they make things difficult to find on purpose


get kniferaped cunt


ok boom


had a good tb slop with my bro




secret mcd's menu…


the mcgangbang


bwo toot needs to speak with you early in the morning


the anxiety of making special orders or requests at a fast food place


hi can i get a mc gang bang


thats the type of thing you assemble yourself


havent went snowboarding since my friend hurt himself…..
wish there was still snow….


sounds like he wasnt all set



i wish i had a norm


i ordered a mcchicken and cheeseburger from the dollar menu then combined them once it wasnt very good


he just went too big on an icy day


wonder what the ol sam&tolki boys are up to


did they end up hanging out?


this video is goin out


still don't know who sam and tolki are…




how is he still so fat


uhhh stiv fucked the girl and apparently shes autistic


and clinically unfunny



holy shit did you see that amiibo collection




he's lost respect for the value of money


im all set with that


baste stiv


are you not american or is all set a weird saying in other places too?


did stiv beef it?


if he did he needs to own that


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any weedbros? i have a new trick


does this stuff get subbed ever?


phone speakers really picked up the sound well on the drums


add meth?


gleep smokin a j and a blunt at the same time
he call it a mcgleepjeep


i like the bug catching wrestler


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i think so? theres a permanent thread about stardom on asp sometimes i zip through it and save pics or vids that i like


ew lol



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no. this move i call the sinus pump.
after you take a hit and hold most of it in your mouth kind of cup your hands over your eyes and push down on the area surrounding your eyeballs (like a raccoon mask)
gently pump on that area surrounding your eyes and the smoke in your mouth will get pumped into your sinuses, you can feel the pressure of the smoke go away. it makes your eyes feel really high and puffy and turn insanely red


that sounds painful


the sinus pump


you never exhale out your nose and it doesnt have that burny feeling when its in your face


big gleep with the innovations


i did my drop my benzo onto the back of my throat (not tongue)then let it slide down and ignore the itchy gag until it gets to the valve then inhale sharply to suck the pill into my lungs. it's like snorting it without having to snort it



it's all about bioavailability


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wish i had a gf to do this with
also wish i was a girl


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my gf and i did that! and she was a girl


die norm


it's ok you can be a girl i believe in you!!


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why would anyone want to be a girl thats weird


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why wouldnt you want to be a girl


girls are lame


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i wanna see her shoot a gun…


boys smell bad but thats kinda hot so idk


alright im finished prepping got like 2 months worth of shit for 70 bucks


ah yes our culture


you know with a gun you dont need to prep anything you can just take other peoples stuff when you need it


also why didnt i ever buy pasta from walmart before i got 4lbs for $2.20


lmao these guys are so gay post some cute irish girls instead


remember our skateboarding phase
that was cringey as hell


theres a scene in the new amazon original series hunters one of the guys they hunt was this guard at auschwitz. in a flashback scene he has assembled a small mini orchestra from the inmates and has them playing wagner. hes talking about how great wagner is and then one after another the jew prisoners start playing hava nagila. the guard freaks out yelling play wagner! starts shooting them in the head one at a time but they bravely continue playing until theyre all shot



uh nvm dont youtube irish dancing its all russian pedshit


popcorn is made
anime is fired up

time for a little fun


hope you have a nice time!


dont be weird


its time to drink!


theres nothing sexual about girls dancing


*drops a pedo irish turd alg*


*hasnt skated in at least 6 months*
its not a phase mom


i recommend not watching that



bros how long it'll take for optifine to work on 1.15.2 with forge??


help me dr. phil


any blackcels here?


hes been working on it since forever and its still not done


imagine being a micropenis nigger



*shaves one side of my head*
am i cool and viking now



viking is a verb


to vike


yea im thinking about cracking another golden pilsner tonight bros!


hmm might go smoke my last ciggie
or maybe ill steal one of dads so i have another in the morning


steam gaben is a federal agent


did you tell your dad that smoking is bad for him


i am going to bed
good night


how old were you when you picked up your first cancer stick thinking you'd be just like dad


if i dont wake up in the morning the corona has took me


goodnight hope you sleep well!


ugh clicked a jgirl youtube link on twitter now im getting alg'd actual pedshit




no wonder everyone hates asian tourists


your upset about those little old ladies?




all the nudism algs are gone


fuck all this shit i want some rock and roll!!


thats a classic


this is old but thorzain dc'd twice in an offline tournament for wc3, moon learned his strategy and won the re re game lol


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time to wind on down


lmao cant believe this cuck used to post in scv



yes but what does music REALLY mean


hes a kaitlyn mod…


we should dox him and ruin his life!


i'm in


nah im all set on that


ryan cimmera detected


imagine if he still posted here LOL


i cant cope




it's really over isn't it




that reporter sounds so gay


white boys cant ball


ronaldo nazario identifies as white


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suddenly niggers




cute :3



i have no sense of fashion :/


soy overload


i'd laugh so hard if i saw some of these guys irl


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are pants and button up shirt good enough


dunno ask fa


i dont want to ask a bunch of gay children for fashion advice it feels weird


i wear tshirt and jeans and hoodie


just wear whatever
who the fuck u trying to impress




you are too old to wear jeans and hoodies only children and married men are allowed to wear those


gym shorts sandals no shirt


classic dadewear



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Muh cate girlfren run into her ginger cate gynecologist while on vacation in Hawaii. What dem odds dat? She say dem juss frens an she lob me.








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