being a cook or chef or whatever sounds miserable
we got too cocky bernbros
the last two nights ive gotten drunk ive ended up sleeping on the floor!
ive heard the ol wood plank sleep is good for your spine but i bet that was a dirty lie
ive heard its bad for your spine
fuck what u heard
no fuck YOU
it definitely hasnt helped my pinched nerve
*bounces around in gamer chair*
There are pictures all over twitter of streets littered with animal corpses because chinese people have been throwing them out of high rise windows over a rumor that they could be transmitting the coronavirus.
bet shed be cute without all the makeup
needs black toenail polish
McMeatyyy : @stolor2004 youre awful. smoothbrain.
we lack the necessary brain ridges
my belly is rumbling…
all i ate today is olives and cheese!
whata a smoothbrain?
i lack the sip i need the sip
its way too early
i bet you want to bang her like that
enter the brapper
start doing those stomach vacuums bros gotta get that summer bod ready
just threw out 90% of a tagalong girl scout cookie box because im getting fat
ready for what
tinny is such a sick fuck god damn
real life boss battles…
avilo ran into his third maphacker in a row on ladder… bad luck…
well time to make that chili i guess!