should we drink tonight!
i'll drink for you so you dont have to
fucking ugly chink roastie
shes cute but i think shes fake af
ugh hate it when bitches be fake af
Trapped boy used as a fuck doll
ugh bitches be fake af
shes a 2/10 in china
only reddit soyboys think shes a 10/10 goddess
*watches mandalorian episode 7*
im part of drain gang now
mom dispelled the tulpa
im leeching off my gf’s disney+ and still havent watched mandalorian
should i watch it if ive never seen starwars
you should kill your sister for supporting disney
i have major back problems!
he said gf but you're probably right that he was lying and talking about his sister
you dont need to have seen star wars
jelly incels cant even fathom someone having a gf
hand crushed by a mallet
should i eat oatmeal now or later
its called porridge
good bbye forever 162
my life new chapter tonight
os ir the final page turn
where are you going?
doesnt matter bullyied here bullied everywhere
it notthing evern matter namyore trump is literally voldermort life is evil
harry potter fought voldemort
frodo defeated sauron
and padder defeated tossulon, it comes full circle
do you think voldemort thought he was the good guy
its when you give up
from his point of view the muggles were evil
wheres the headwound
work on ban pad maybe get toon ban
bad life sad cold
lone wolf cold loes miqote gf
lost motivation to continue with that shit
*looks sadly at you*
*smothers you with my belly in your sleep*
mint is not someone whose life you want to emulate
i like watching their avatar its cute
email mint an ip grabber let see if click on it
skirts are cute
nah bro she cute
wish i could round up every imageboard user and drop a bomb on them
im less than a paramecium
i'm quite a bit fatter than a paramecium
its frigging cold tonight
its been a dang cold week
you like the dumbest shit
whats not to like
1. its not anime
i wanna fuck
no more sexy miqote gf
i wanna fuck a bear
NEED a twink birlfriend
a regular girlfriend for me please
bussarin so pretty
naturally beautiful lady
some major developments in the book isekai this week
wish i was as smart as the guy who created bad dragon
why dont you start your own company bad wolf or something
its too late just another million dollar idea that i missed
okay new million dollar idea:
the tinder/uber of ________
i had to go somewhere in the car and a lady on the radio talked about how ever since she had kids she pees a little when she laughs now. kids blow the pussy out that much
first of all the urethral tract and the p*ssy hole arent the same thing
babies dont come out the urethra that ladys just a nasty bitch
lookin' good ladies
ugh clover isnt working anymore
toot, the hammer
guess this is how i finally quit the 4
they're hiring all these megastars makes me think the game is gonna be garbage
got a nice lil mush playlist going for my dq grinding
Mitch McConnell Complains About Democrats Breaking Precedent. Internet Responds: Merrick Garland.
yes yes america is doomed everyone knows but has to pretend not to
is there a not doomed country anywhere
people's republic of 162
formwer yugoslav republic of 162
night crew emerges…
my mom got those shitty fake energy drinks that mtn. dew makes
moms arent supposed to buy energy drinks
could have taken a free monster energy today and didnt because its disgusting swill
im like an empty bottle
im like a bird
a little sticky and ready to receive your pee
a small seed obsessed animal
finally watched br2049…
how dare you
you should be using kuroba instead
just change the captcha options
IM GONNA VOMIT
every time something reminds me of bladerunner all i think of is br2049joi!!!
battle royale 2049 jerk off instruction
for me its brazillian
no it's not that..
not much happened since i went to bed…
i dont post a lot if im sober and busy
busy doing what
thinking and doing
wow hes a thinker
thinking about the new decade…
something big came up so i have to think a lot
wish i could think and do
if you cant think or do you have to start doing and the thinking will come
apple products help
i mean technically if i drink tonight i could go 5 days sober before christmas
why not 6 days
explain it dork
sober 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th
thats 6 days sober we can drink tonight!
i think thats normal for ausbros
>still no animal crossing on switch
my parents have been on vacation for a week and i feel really lonely… i should get some friends…
enter feral orc mode
lmao there's so much nigger concentrated in that album cover
are kids on christmas break yet
well teswa was a literal genius and i'm not :/
re:2 pc y/n?
sugar gets me kooky
i just took a sip
i just scored a goal
sounds like paradise
defeat your inner norm
why dont you live on your own if thats paradise for you?
how can i live alone as a mentally ill loner?
where there is a will…
donate to some girl on twitch and youll feel better
works every time
anyone else taken the babylonian orange juice pill
orange juice shreks your teeth
Um…This is R18 Version just in case you wonder about it~ ^_^
LaCroix Introduces New Orange Juice Toothpaste Flavor
okay this is huge
if only the support shark had the bravery to tell zer
fake news shes fine now
12 points ·
1 month ago
I actually even got my doctor on Anova to agree with me that the result does not look human. They don't care about our rights. They don't even care about having any kind of quality control for the surgery. They don't care if you get butchered.
-14 points ·
1 month ago
Well you all can keep lying to yourself but once you have transitioned no one is ever going to want to date you. I can't even detransition. Not that I want to detransition I just want to be loveable again. I should have just chosen suicide instead of transitioning.
what should i spend my $200 amazon gift card on
my fellow redditors
it's his turn
to get destroyed by based drumpf
the final debates will just be a shit talking contest again and only bernard can beat trump in those
why u runnin' bernie
this would be accurate if it was me knuckleballing a beer and saying "hey catch, bro!"
species go extinct for this
God loved his little creatures so much that he had noah build an ark to save them from the flood…
i think il just keep getting drunk and noshow christmas
heartless selfish and cruel
do you think "don't eat shellfish!" was supposed to be "don't be sellfish!" haha
IIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you need god bro
thinking about shaving my arms and legs
are you pretending to be a girl
no i need to shave my ankles and i thought why not go all out
you desire male attention
you're probably a hairless twink yourself
how comes theres only 220 posts in 11 hours what happened
im moderately hairy
post your spread asshole and prove it
toot hes a freak!!!!
cage the deviant
hes not going to get nominated its pointless
if joe biden wasnt a sociopath hed be too embarrassed to be on the stage at this point
biden is epic as fuck bro
nancy pelosi is hot
that new british guy needs a haircut
just had some roasted parsnips in a pita bread with some sour cream and sriracha
now i have the urge…
cant believe taylor swift is about to turn 30
it’s strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone - 97% by the time she turns 40
hope she thinks about having kids before it’s too late
based not an argument guy
cant believe im gonna turn 29
cant believe im gonna turn 26
i can't believe its not butter
you eat the gayest shit
my stink levels are getting real bad
i was gonna reply with something like "the urge to shove things up your ass like a demon?"
but hes not even worth it
wow youre so cool and epic for bullying him
ever see those pictures of vegetarian lions?
rapists deserve to get bullied
politifact debunked the emasculated vegetarian lion story
didn't reeki get his little asian guy avatar on a really popular tweet once
am i supposed to know that story
toot stream invader zim
were gonna build a wall and mexico is going to pay for it
thats what reeki actually believed
Remember when tossbrotherman slapped down his ulamog the ceaseless hunger but he had taped a picture of his balls over the artwork
you and those cambodian incels desperately need to have sex
those cambodians need to be arrested for murdering sexpats in those comments
guys listen im in a bar posting from my phone
got my stormpike battle charger bros
this guy is at a gay bar o_O
*struts up gayly to the bar*
one roasted parsnip pwease!
anyway im leaving
maybe someone posted this and i skipped this
but why is she based now
ugh time for work
might buy a real big cowboy trump hat for my headshot so i can start tweeting
the visiting nurse just surprised me and woke me up
As a gay man that found safety in Hogwarts throughout my childhood - knowing that Trans people wouldn’t be able to have that safety breaks my heart.
as a gay man i want guys dicks in my ass and mouth
hate it when my dads drinking and getting instaharassed by him the second he sees me
you're supposed to kick your dads ass when you're in high school to change the dynamic
should i install tinder and play the swiping game
theres so many gooks here holy crackers
is this a good anime?
it's pretty good aside from the 2 episode 3rd season lol
hmm i guess i missed that boat
this is exactly the type of anime my brother watches all day long
can you get your brother to come here? he sounds like a cool guy
does anime cause mental illness
Get Bernie Sanders on a debate stage against Donald Trump. Trump would get ROASTED
should anime be banned
ive shown this board to him but he doesnt really care about it i guess
are you mentally ill
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multi-trillion dollar companies…
remember when that one coinshit scammer posted a pic of his skateboard with an apple sticker on it and the coinfucks unironically thought it meant he had a partnership with apple
partner got me a $250 gift card for jcrew
when did /qa/ officially become 2d/random?
never played 'gic game in my life
if you wanna kick it with gleep you better bring weed over he got too many problems he dont need to be sober
trump is gonna love jail because its filled with homos… LIKE HIM!!!
still your president
and for the next 4 years
whats the most nutritious thing you can eat? and don't say cum
Iowa man sentenced to 16 years for setting LGBTQ flag on fire
tiny baby hands trump isn't my president
merry TRUMPmas!!!! and four more years!!!!!
he set it on fire in front of a synagogue which is a big no no
he set it on fire in front of a gentlemans club
wish americans would stop rambling about their politics :/
that billie eillish girl is going to end up with aids
israel is the most tolerant nation in the middle east
then she will really have that embalmed look that beerboy goes for
not a real big one, i dont think
he's not getting re elected retard
lmfao berniebro can't wait for your guy to endorse biden
i miss the inauguration head wound days
Her: So any plans for the Christmas holidays?
Me: (I was taken aback that she would jump into a question like that). Oh I'm not sure I will probably just chill. Maybe I will come here. This place looks like an amazing find.
Her: Haha. I'll be here most days next week. Will be happy to see you(see was smiling at me really strongly here)
Me: (I could feel my heart racing at this point and couldn't believe what was happening). I can't wait. This will be a great Christmas. Are you doing anything special?
Her: No my family are in England so I will just be studying and working here.
Me: Cool I bet your family misses their greatest member. Did Boris Johnson make you want to leave England?
Her: Hahaha you crack me up. I need a good laugh.
Me: (things feel like they are too good to be true, she thinks I'm funny and entertaining). So what are you studying?
Her: Physics and Chemistry. I've a mountain of reading to do
Me: Wow you sound really clever. I couldn't do that. Smart as well as pretty.
Her: I try my best thanks(she was smiling intensely as fukk by this point)
Me: You don't need to try.
Her: Well here you go. I threw in an extra slice of carrot cake for you
Me: Wow I can't believe it. This is the best place I've been to. Is this heaven
Her: Hahaha not really
Me: Well Regina(she had name on her name tag), I hope the rest of your day is as great as you are.
Her: You are funny. Have a good day.
little brother got deferred on his college applications >.<
the anime boy?
that seems like one of those fortune teller things where its vague and applies to everyone
no im not that poster that is a different little brother
statistically 1 of those girls has been a sex worker
back to pol
someone from pol wouldn't call a stinky gook whore a """""""sex worker"""""""
gooks are pure, nips are porn whores
sure they would
some poltards call them stinky gook whores, others are all about the trad roastie gaijin hunters wmaf stuff
are we all about that stuff?
no retard, the term "sex worker" is a leftist term inherently that implies being a whore is legitimate and morally neutral work. someone from pol wouldn't use the term at all
poltard use leftist terms all the time
we're not retard
need to stop AHEM
SHUT UP RUNNING IS GAY NO ONE CARES EXCEPT YOU THE GAY RUNNER
+100 and a triple word
oh to run in the japanese countryside
you hate everything
get out of my prefecture waitto piggu
as i thought he's aiming for sub3
hope your run graph bitcoins
boss at work bought some really really good donuts
i wonder if i could eat 300 burgs in a month
you can do anything
10 a day? they'd need to be small burgs
ghouly gook omos…
god knows i love gooks
it would be nice if toot ordered pizza online for the comm
bobbi dylan is a hardcore dp orcslut
i got a pen
im ready for the pizza orders
frutti di mare please
we're not gonna talk about that were just gonna get pizza
this is why i dont leave the jungle
no, it didn't work
need to shave my neckbeard but its too long and im afraid of clogging my drain so i want to shave it outside but then i think my neighborsll think im really autistic
just put some toilet paper in the drain
hmm thats pretty smart
just put paper down a sink drain
no you roll it out and cover the hole
that feel when you get a niggerpost past the grow up poster
are you tired of winning yet scv?
why does my neckbeard grow in so thick and full but the rest so mediocre
took a shit so spicy i had to take a shower to wash my asshole out because it hurt too much for toilet paper
former police officer and fullsail graduate
you could shave over the toilet
dia no ace used to be fun but ive started skipping large parts of the episodes because of this burgershit
fuck off and go back to the main storyline
maybe ill take a shit who knows!
an adventurous boy
theres so much that needs to be done but i keep hemming and hawing or dilly dallying
mom scheduled the dr.phil appearance
2020 we're getting it all done…
thingken bout mint…
i want to kiss mint
ended up shaving into a trash can thanks for your love and support
bought non-alcoholic beer
who the fuck are you
the thing is i wanted to buy regular beer but my guardian angel was like nope
WHY DID I SIP
why must he sip why must he sip why must he sip why
non alcoholic? seriously?
thats what it says on the label
mermaid sora from kingdom hearts…
Vodka | 1.75L | $8.99
look how they massacred my beautiful ass
on the 162
NON alcoholic beer
in real time
are you seeing this turt? in real time?
i need to suck some big titties right now
non alcoholic beer would make a good mixer for the vod so you dont go absolutely sippo mode
who is the freak that bought non alcoholic beer and why isnt he banned yet?
i can see your reflection
idgi whats so special about that pic
it's supposed to be funny
lmao beerboy are you seeing this?
OOOOOOOOOOOH MASSA YOU GON MAKE DA MILK SQUIRT OUT MY TIDDIES
whats so funny bout it?
*sips ALCOHOLIC beer*
not even gonna open
who the frick is the bully poster????
ah yes fantasy college bowl mania…
*gets the first of 41 coin flips correct*
*gets drunk and r***s myself*
are you a wizard?
if i put some dry chili peppers in with my eggs will the flavor spread out and be good
i used to add flakes to my ommelette mix and it always turned out fine
israeli jews love him
amerijews hate him
drumpfy just cant win
discovored some ancient faulty wiring in the walls and am amazed it hasnt burned the house to the ground
non alco beer
ban them toot! ban them all!
i dont really get what im supposed to be looking at
ok thanks bwos ill tell you how it goes
name one video game
lightly toast the pepper flakes in the pan with oil before you put in the other omelette stuff
whoever gives the cooking advice here has always been really good
re: 2 y/n?
i was wondering the same thing
delete the snorlax
mother fucking kid
>Iowa Man Gets 16 Years For Burning LGBTQ Flag
didnt chop up the peppers because i was too lazy…. will chop them next time… too spicy when you bite the pepper not very noticeable if you dont
its over ameriblubs
you can never ever again talk back to eurogods
thats gotta be a clickbait thing people that murder other people dont get that much jail time
do i have to grind up the seeds in the pepper? i think thats the spicy part
you dont have to do anything cooking lets you do whatever you like
lol this guy on grindr thinks im actually gay
uhh why are you on it if you aren't?
looking for the meth hookup
stfu kid drink my piss
ah, brother reeki strikes again
at most wouldn't it be property damage?
i'm guessing it's because he threatened to burn down the bar too
bars are so expensive
imagine a place of business filled with
a five dollar shot of
why is he posing with this fucking fraudster bitchnigger?
lol im out yang can suck a dick
mac n cheese
a king's hawaiian roll
i got my 'lix dinner and life is good
elon is apparently 6'2
yikes yang wtf
remember elons embarrassing tunnel ride lmao
where's the money? x 2
don't forget the epic hyperloop
what about a hyperloop but full of water and its a waterslide that uses gravity so you dont even need magnets
sounds like it would flood in a storm and kill everyone trapped inside
no rain would make it go even faster
you should pitch it to that masayoshi guy of the vision fund
Meet Masayoshi Son, the Japanese billionaire with a $14 billion personal fortune whose SoftBank mega-fund lost more than $4.7 billion investing in WeWork
he might just invest lol
Gamers smoking the best weed – call that cannaBiS
why aren't you following her????
a few taps from the bat and the dogs were goin crazy
yes hello mr masayoshi san i would like a billion dollars investment for my intercontinental waterslide
stop forcing your homosexuality onto everyone evil demon nigger
everyones going to grandmas house to bond with the family and im staying home drinking beer and playing video games and smoking weed and watching anime!
miss my grandma..
theyre gonna talk about you…
maybe once or twice then theyll forget about him and have a great time together
theyre going to talk about your anxiety and problems the entire time
i was supposed to go see my sister's wife play at a gig tonight but im staying home and getting drunk too!
imagine if you had went instead and today was supposed to be the day you met your future kgf
weed and anime… you just know this dude is 5’6” and balding
guess ill never know nigga…
word we sip and anime here
LEAVE PAD AND TOONER ALONE!!!!!!
pad and tooner are collectively over 12 feet tall
the newest sam hyde video said that if you dont have a skill before youre 28 then youre never gonna have a skill and youll never truly be a man with a purpose and worth
im 29 and i dont have any skills…
with their arms stretched above their 5'3" heads yeah
what if your skill is developing skills after 29
oh no the big 28 coming up…
my skill is rape!
my skill? gook rape
ufc in gookland in like 10-12 hours
please god let me die in my sleep this time
gigs can be fun and are the easiest place to meet people you should have gone
what kind of gigs?
gay sex gigs
its cold outside and its in another city!
hahahahahah le gay sex daddy
word seems like you're set
my skills are in playing video games drinking beer smoking weed and watching anime!
my room is starting to look like a r/neckbeardnest …
that sounds like a lot of sitting
gonna try to fix my back soon…
wdyt geoff and tb are doin in heaven rn…
how come you guys dont have any skills
cuz i didnt go to college and ive only worked retail
my skill? fape
havent you ever had to do something in your life that needed skills?
no ive been coddled!
skills are an autistic meme
uhhhhhh it says here you have to go to school for 8 more years to do this thing that anyone can figure out with a quick internet search
resumemes arent skills
i can mountain bike and snowboard
is photoshop a skill?
i can drive a forklift is that a skill
i need to know if we're drinking tonight cuz the window of opportunity is closing!
customer service is a skill!
im wario when im in mario kart
skills are things like whistling, wiggling your ears, winking, etc
yes we are because if we drink tonight we can still get 5 days sober before christmas!
damn that was a good episode of film critters
im coco when im in ctr
ok but skills you can make money with
in japan, you arent considered skillful until you have done it for 10,000 hours
so sad that lil peep and bladee never got to collab
- can drink an entire case of beer in one day
- able to push my body to its limit and eat an entire bag of cheetos while drunk
- curate the best collections of english dubbed japanimation
- a god in every video game i touch
thank you tossposter, very cool
wow thats epic
how much does all that pay
id also like to add
- sexy miqote gf soulmate that would do anything for me
i dont really feel like drinking tonight but i could be convinced…
its friday night bro!
-can palm a women's basketball
these are the kinds of girls that have autistic group s*x orgies at anime cons
TRACE CYRUS CONFIRMS METRO STATION REUNION, NEW MUSIC IN 2020
my skill is being good at getting interested in stuff long enough to learn the basics and then realizing i dont give a shit about it
people are talking about how you gotta wait around for like 8+ hours just to get on this ride
they dont realize its just a blank room and their being mkultrad
the government is testing peoples reactions and normalizing death camps
the gay community!?!
insane how teen fuentes might be shorter than kike shapiro
why are short people so racist
bernie why u runnin bro
anyone else drinking milk
im lactose intolerant
im normtose intolerant
my n*pple hair is regrowing already :/
hate my nipple hair i pluck them
imagine only having nipple hair on your chest lol
nipple hair was apparently attractive enough to not be selected out of the gene pool
dont have to imagine
floss with my nipple hair bigot
i dont have to imagine…
pad wants to hurt women sexually
i want to sip but i need to be operating at 100%
i want to smooch pad sexually
toonpiss your days are numbered
ive been getting this weird muscle spasm from my throat all the day down to my stomach
its the 5g
easy breezy beautiful covergirl
pad wears covergirl
or maybe its maybeline
he went to jared
should i put hummus on my sandwich
you always eat the gayest shit
is your life medium fucked up or really fucked up?
no im pretty sure it's an awkward phase while its being phased out
either bare baby boy chests or hairy ape chests
my food isnt gay its tasty…
time for my two week vacation from work!
are we getting wagies back for these weeks?
interior like fisheggs
exterior like suicide wrist rags
ugh i openclosed this and the gay porn above it became visible again
shoulda bought the chips…
what a fucking stupid dance. retard
some jalepenos, pickles, or giardiniera would have rounded this sandwich out pretty nicely
toot stream death to smoochie
toot stream tokyo godfathers on christmas
toot match my dono to brother bernard
toot has obligations and is too cool to hang out with us on christmas
ok brb real quick
okay i went out and bought beer…
i got some belgian stuff and a newcastle tallboy!
crack a simple blogweiser instead
better be non alcoholic!!!!!!!!
gleepy rick is in the house tonight
everybody just have a good time
we already established that zone is 4teen
zone is pasted
toot get out of your office and hang out with the bros on christmas
brew me some 'ffee
at once m'lord
*trots to the kitchen*
never had cream or sugar in my ffee before
is it good
i make it strong.
hope thats ok.
when toot asks for coffee he means you need to get him a soy latte with 3 teaspoons of sugar
i played rimworld for 300 posts. sup comm
rimworld can become a big timehole its dangerous
i've nearly researched carpeting
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this is huge groypers,
rimworld was fun for like 30 minutes
what games do you play coolbro gamerdawg?
gaming is for norms
i tried rimworld and found out you couldnt make boats and got really mad and never played it again
what kinda stupid fucking shitty survival game doesnt let you make a boat
normeonorms are for norms
quality posts from the himacrew
onseki u there bud
i consider boats a bonus to games like a nice unexpected treat to exclude a game for lacking boats is simply unreasonable
time to irrigate my ears!
fallout 4 needed more boats
gonna go meditate in the shower
ayo dis nigga all smol and shiet
beer number one… always the best one…
seen that video before think it was an adult swim thing
did we back kick heart
My mom has been torturing me for the past 6 years.
stupid fucking kyung
drinking is all i had to look forward to but i cant even do that anymore because it makes me a nonfunctional retard
go out and murder someone itll be your new ~thing~
didnt some lady get a horrible brain parasite and die because of doing that
A Mongolian couple died from the bubonic plague after eating raw marmot meat, sparking a quarantine that trapped tourists for days, officials said Monday.
According to AFP, the couple died May 1 in a remote area of the country's Bayan-Ölgii province, which borders China and Russia.
A six-day quarantine of 118 people who had come in contact with the couple, including locals and a number of foreign tourists, had been lifted as of Tuesday, Ariuntuya Ochirpurev, a World Health Organization official, told the BBC.
Ochirpurev told BBC that the couple ate the rodent's raw meat and kidney, which is believed to be good for health in the area.
beerboy get in here its time to harass
but you just replied to beerboy
for me its mista thug isolation
zoomer world peace anthem
its all over
watchin the witcher
its all strong women shit
stop watching books
5. 2814 新しい日の誕生
4. tim hecker virgins
3. celer xiexie
2. echospace liumin
1. chuck person eccojams vol 1
held my pee so id have to get up and take a shower pretty smart i know
if u have epic headphones or good speakerz
flip on tim hecker "stab variations" its a wild ride
whats the point of good speakers and headphones when you are playing some horrible lossy compressed youtube video
thats what soulseek is for bro
tonight i will
reeki the following areas in dark soul suck dick and i hate them
tomb of the giants
we rang the gargoyle bell then got to the bottom of blight town and got bored because ds2 was better and more challenging
ds1 was released before ds2
i should've tried to order some tacos before the place closed 5 minutes ago
you didnt even get to see gwynevere bro
pump a rum is hotter than gwynevere
no we knot
pump a rum is a bird
the only video game girl hotter than gwynevere is tifa
tifa is weird looking
that was a fun boss
you didnt have to kill her
weird its all girls there
she said i coulda just jumped down but…boss fight…i aint backin down im the chosen dead i fucking killed her ass
you invaded their secret neet cave and murdered them all monster
the moon is hologram and the earth is a flat realm
kill yourself justpassingthrough
instead of watching other people live their lives on streams why not go out yourself?
2. drunkest girl there
are you really asking that here?
did u guys listen to the new duster album its good
how about i do neither
you didnt even listen to 20seconds…
youre shitting youself
Who art thou?
One of us, thou art not.
If thou hast misstepped into this world,
plunge down from the plank, and hurry home.
If thou seekest I,
thine desires shall be requited not.
Thou must returneth whence thou came.
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong.
I beg of thee, plunge down from the plank, and hurry home.
low income households…
what should i do for the next hour!
*runs ahead and halberd +15 stabs her in the tummy*
chew the fat with us
i have raped
and i will do it again
i can either
mess around in wow classic
a round of csgo
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watch a nice anime
hop on dark soul bro!
how does mustard have zero calories
you guys should try the sandwich i invented: the mustard sandwich
that shit gives me mustard gas
you guys ever been clubbing?
yeah i went to a club in windsor canada 14 years
we stick to the tried and true Bar Method
no i dont like loud noises and sweaty drugged up normies
my friends have dragged me a bunch of times but all i did was drink expensive beer and sit with our coats
pea coats are winter coats!
i see a lot of fat and chubby guys walking around in pea coats
going to tell my family that im going to make it as a streamer so i dont need a job
watching that gave me a foot cramp
i wear a pea coat
are you kakoii…
forgot i had a decent jawline because i covered it up with my neet beard
i gained 17 lbs in 3 months
i dont own a scale
i've been fat and i've been skinny
i dont care about any of this
thats right the only weight men care about is how much they lift
i had to do a lot today but decided to take it easy and did none of it
what if someone tied you down and forced you to drink
i remember my grandma gave me one of those cup noodles soups when i was a kid and there was a bug in it so she called the company and they mailed us a crate of them for free
but we didn't want them because they had bugs
guess what time it is bros :)
"Honk Honk", a well known dog-whistle for "Heil Hitler", on /r/joerogan, highly upvoted, awarded for visibility, and up for over a day.
billie eilish is 18 now
*fires up fort night*
fortnite is a great game with a great community
someone fire up the deepfake engine
you need a super computer to run one of those
just our luck we happen to be running on one
i have a ryzen its basically a super computer
the local community college has our super computer ready to go
toot backdoor us into their super computer
*boots up csgo on it*
love taking a big whiff of the inside of the vod bottle before i start drinking
thats the smell of you dying :(
dreamt last night about a girl from middle school it was frustrating and bittersweet. wonder what ill dream about tonight
haven't dreamt in months…
are you getting enough sleep?
yea but a messed up sleep schedule
which controller do you guys use for switch
these joycons suck ass, i need a real controller
don't even have a switchie .-.
if you get one throw these pieces of shit in the trash
most unergonomic junk
it is made for childrens small hands because it is a toy for children
kids must have alien hands then
controllers arent supposed to break your hands
well they fit my small hands fine
i had him down to a sliver
this guys a real whore
you really love that halberd
i struggled with this nigger for hours on my first playthrough
then every playthrough after that i raped his tight little butthole….
right when i think its safe to chug an estus…this retard starts flippin around stabbing me
imagine fucking koreas little sister in that thing…..
no not like that…
not iu you idiot, hyeri
iu is koreas grandma by now
post your skills
i cant its my real name youd dox me
listen kid if i wanted to dox you i would have done it a long time ago
reeki brother i bought dark soul 2 and dark soul 3 on sale
and my sister is buying me blood born for christmas
seriously fuck nintendo
wii u had a perfect controller
1v1 low level poison build him fucker, and see what happens
no it didnt
i think you can use the wiiu controller with switch
reeki never engages in fair combat
you cant use any old controllers besides gamecube for smash bros
what game are you playing
just get the official wireless controller
wish sonychad was here to analvore the nintendies
reeki me and a couple souls bros are gonna gank your ass the next time you're dumb little poison build pops online
the pvp in dark souls was ridiculous
ill show you something ridiculous *unsheathes my halberd +15*
we need to go into the chalice dungeons
the only place you need to go into is my ass
infinite number of procedurally generated dungeon levels of gamer epicness
im going to regret not going to sleep
1 shotting people with broken hex orbs during the launch of ds2 was peak low level poison build game play and its all been downhill from there
i drank too much and now i wanna puke!
*punches you in the gut*
gonna make some eggs!
do people still play ds1 because i have an old level 1 invasion save file that has completely upgraded everything
you'ren't vegetarian if ou eat eggs
vegetarians are homos
i'm a carnivore
reeki hook us up with the level 1, low level, max upgrade, poison build dark orb save file
my parents were supposed to be home 2 hours ago…
theyre at it like rabbits kid
*schwee schwee schwee schwee*(the poison noise)
better find that other moss in 5 seconds kid
fuck you toon you piece of shit
*slowly sets down my solaire amiibo in the middle of the thread*
In 1666, a jew named Sabbatai Ziv declared himself to be the jewish messiah. He claimed the way to bring about "tikkum olam", "remedy of the world", is to corrupt it completely; he thought that if the whole world is absolutely plunged into sin, God is forced to save it; they are trying to force Gods hand by turning the Torah upside down; thou shall not kill becomes thou shall kill; thou shall not fornicate becomes the opposite, and so on. Later, the movement went under the guise of islam in turkey, and is still active today.
In its present form, all this is literal unironical satanism practiced by delusional, narcissistic rich people that have gone batshit insane. They truly believe in their wild delusions of grandeur, even if it is all just a tragic mistake and the biggest edgy larp of human history. With "sorceries", pharmakeia, they have deceived the whole world; with pharmaceuticals, they have deluded the world. They are drunk off the wine of their fornications.
Jakob Frank claimed to be Zevis reincarnation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbateanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbatai_Zevihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankism
im too amped up i need to sip more
not now mom, i'm fucking gooming
After Jacob wrestles the angel all night long God renames him Israel meaning "He who contends with/goes against God" but more literally…
>Is = yesh (yod-shin) = being (meaning existent)>Ra = against/struggles with/contends with/goes against>El = God.
This is the definition of evil - to go against God.
The Jews inverted everything, down to the name of the Sun: Ra in Hebrew means evil / to go against God
“And he [the Pharaoh] said unto them, Let the Lord be so with you, as I will let you go, and your little ones: look to it; for evil is before you.”
He actually said “Ra is before you” aka the Sun
>>844146>lol no scoped biatch
if its not two hot gook girls going at it i literally dont see why i would care
is 1 of them gonan kill themselfs lol
im an only child :)
my sister turned into a raging lesbian liberal!
and the world they turn into a polluted desolate hell
yeah whats with all the lesbo sisters
my sister is having a kid next week :)
im gonna be honest bros i might use the ol anxiety excuse to skip christmas so i can get drunk as fuck!!!!!!!!!
doesnt that tattoo means he only bangs black dudes
why listen to the voices that want to fuck you up
dad doesnt understand the ssshh coffee mug isnt just a joke sigh
why are there so many women there
women love disney
dont do that… its a slippery slope
i did it a few too many times and now they think im just cryin wolf!
and i am >:D
cant come to dinner cuz my anxiety send a plate up bitch
my anxiety? i cant do anything i dont want to do but i can do all the stuff i do want to do its real complex
I DIDNT ASK TO BE HERE
get over it
growing up i thought my father was evil but i think he just has actual autism
lol beerboys self awareness and emotional development is at a level of a teenager
healthiest person here
they got fucking davidbcollum on tftc
i cant wait for the episode to come out
the witcher netflix series? gonna be a skip from me bros
*pours bb a shot*
aside from like 3 posters 162 is pretty norm
am i norm
do the m at your leisure>>828934
how was this photo taken
*pours bb another shot*
YOU HAVE TO SIP YOU HAVE TO SIP YOU HAVE TO SIPPP
the long con
our moms just want the best for us
i wish he would go to a doctor
i feel like we need to punish bb for being such an embarrassment to the comm
momnorms dont know how worthless doctors are
keep the potatoes and eggs coming and i wont have another anxiety attack
im the healthiest person here
nooo the anxiety is acting up but can you grab me another few bottles of vod thanks
this is bullying
psssh bros come on its just an act im a real gamer i swear
this is bullying.
that voice indicates that beerboy might be possessed
he attracted some evil shit with his acts against his neighbor and now hes on the road to hell
im afraid a doctor wont do much you need a motherfucking exorcist
>you need a motherfucking exorcist
none of those people are fit
its not even my voice
its the demon talking
my parents should have been home 4 hours ago! i am concerned…
don't they have phones? give em a txt or a call…
lets pray for their save return
they are boomers and share a phone and dont even know how to answer it………..
got the lighthouse and the farewell lined up for this weekend
and then ill rewatch silence on xmas
is there a good quality lighthouse out?
it came out like a day ago
god id rape ada so hard shes so fucking hot
youre sick youre a sick freak
sooo should i buy re 2?
i bought it but couldn't play it because it was too scary
my nerves are bad
i think my parents got murdered or something theyre really late
maybe they are just enjoying their alone time without their failure of a son
why would you even say something like that
it might hurt
but its the cold hard truth and someone has to say it
what if it's their anniversary today?
dad i tried but i'm dumb :/
which pioneer deck is looking the most interesting to you guys?
their anniversary is valentines theyre really lame!
hooo boy hope they're just hanging out and about or maybe they had a lot to drink and decided to chill somewhere…
MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING DEAD WHAT DO I DO
youre now taking your fathers place
where did they say they were off to?
would they really not be able to answer a call?
you're all fucked up just calm down and have a drink
the mice are digging in the walls again
have a quick nonalcoholic beer
shes gonna kill it for this comeback i can tell
4 days >:P
your right 'gi is looking amazing……
god i hate gooks
*runs fingernail down her face*
like scraping dried grease off a pan
fuck gooks aND FUCK YOU I HATE NIGGERS TOO DONT FORGET THAT
you are a nigger
1. [+316, -9] This isn't provocative, this is straight up shocking
2. [+236, -12] Look at her back…
3. [+198, -10] She has poor posture
4. [+49, -4] Look at all that lumpy fat… shouldn't she be taking care of herself as a celebrity? She's already big boned as it is but she's thick on top of that…
5. [+47, -4] I'm a man and I really want to know how she became a celebrity??
6. [+36, -0] ㅋㅋㅋ I thought she was a pregnant woman
7. [+35, -1] That's an idol?
8. [+34, -6] This is how my friends look when they're pregnant. They wear this dress and their face looks swollen.
9. [+26, -1] I mean… why would someone so thick wear a dress like that
10. [+25, -0] Look at her, she's thick
11. [+14, -3] First time seeing an idol chubbier than me
used to think those knets were harsh… but i get it now……………i get it
youtube in 2019? nah
afreeca is where it's at
afreeca in 2019 dont make me laugh bro
gooks are slowly recognizing that if they do youtube they can reach 1m views/vid without much effort, especially if they add some janky eng subtitles
and thats where the moneys at
she ain't getting anywhere close to a mil bwo plus she has no sponsors right now
my parents just arrived home :)
nice where were they :)
gas station > investor > entrepreneur
the natural progression
what about sam? he said to get a skill…
Gov. Whitmer has signed the package of bills. Sports betting and online gaming is officially legal in Michigan.
hes a clown why do you care about what he says
look the slave got permission to place bets with his own money
b-bring the gooks out
he speaks the truth
dont care enough to click on that shit get owned
got owned :\
Missiles: pointed at the illegitimate state of Israel
Yep, its gamer time 😎😎