i would have all these (you)'s
ugh i fell in love with jenna
speaking of gfs i think im starting to fall for the guild girl
they ruin everything
how can you fall for a girl youve never even smelled
teens have a hard time distinguishing between love and lust
your crotch literally thrusts at air like a dog
its an act shes cia
my mental hospital gf thought she was being gang-stalked and people were fbi
not watching that its sad
its actually hilarious
i used to think my life was a tragedy. but now i realize its a romcomedy.
my life? a joke lol
so my mom bought the 400 piece assorted chocolates from amazon and it got here yesterday and she left the box opened by the door with the candy still in the ba
i dont know what to do but i want some fucking candy!
i hate candy
we have gfs, $20k fat ones in trust funds, hundreds of pieces of candy, plants, movies, celebrity streaming status… things are finally turning around for the better…
and its sober october!
we did it bros its october 2nd
sober october powers on
dabbing on all those HRT speedrunning freaks
the chad billy vs the virgin speedtrannies
im starting no shave november in october so that when i have a full beard and people ask me about it and i say its for no shave november they will think i grew a full beard in like a week
i like the better movies i secretly watch behind movienazi's back at night
have any recs?
the right stuff
what a disappointing rec
i didnt want to say jaws again but id say jaws
watching a bridge too far rn
i mean technically i could drink tonight