last night she got on top of me and started spitting on me and asking me to punch her in the face and call her anzie (her dad used to call her that), i didnt want to do this so i told her to get off me. well she started getting mad and shouting that shed go fuck someone else.
you were larping about having gay sex with strangers yesterday and today youre larping about your sister being an animal abuser
what will you think of next
*hops between my other e-personality*
bb turn on mtv2 theyre doing a viva la bam reunion
hangman is a fucked game
you just got pranked lol i made that up
just lost a game because my teammate whiffed a save in overtime (:
nixon started the war on drugs in 71
thanks for the late response!
bam is a lord king gay with drug resistant HIV-1
hmmm my activate windows watermark went away on its own..
microsoft knows youre never gonna pay for it anyway
they're gonna take it away…
i liked that diiv song from yesterday
where is toot?
this sounds concerning…
fucking bunch of nigger cattle i just caught 4 min in. lemonigger is either retarded or is counting on the viewers being retarded
"trump said he was a tariff man, seeming to completely misunderstand that a tariff is a tax on imports.
one that raises prices for… you guessed it: consumers"
tariffs were like 6th grade social studies… tariffs are to fuck over foreign countries, not us. i dont even want to explain it any more because it would be talking down to the comm
drumpf obviously knows what they are
call me fishbreath cause i just ate some tuna
just dropped a quick grow up on the comm
the cotton part of a q-tip just came off inside my ear
for me its hawley-smoot
we dont use q-tips here.. we irrigate our ears
there is a candling faction
i heard you are supposed to have a ent pick your ears
i had a really bad wax problem in like 2010 and it lasted for months because i kept trying remedy it with q-tips.. id wake up in the morning and itd take like 15 minutes for it to "unstick" out of my ear so i could hear properly.. went to a walk in clinic and had to pay $100 bucks for some gook doctor to irrigate them because i didnt have health insurance.. at least he told me i could pick up an ear syringe from walgreens for $3 and ive been doing it ever since
how do i know if my hearing is bad cause of earwax
that wonderful feeling when the doc makes you hear again
visit your doc or get a hearing test
i get ok results sticking a pair of tweezers in my ear backwards and using that rounded medal end to scrape wax off the sides of my ear hole
you need to stop abusing your body with tweezers
dunno how someone can like sugary drinks
sugar kills the taste for me
plain club soda is the best
he used to be smaller than me. now he is larger
why is his hair like that
he's trenchcoat mafia now
the grey cover makes it look like a moving blanket you find in the back of a uhaul truck