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cocklust thread


wtf the jgirl is like 20 years older than that brazilian monster


Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart

Also, Any Moment Now. Y’all Watch.


ugh i hope ninjas nye stream starts soon……


die twitchtard


baste jap


hell yeah brother



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goblin slayer live action


floyd time


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look at dem feet


die footfreak


Hapa males are forced to attempt integration into a hostile Amerikkkan society everyday of their lives.



oh no

nintendo takes down another one


*throws a spinning heel hook*




nier epicant


floyd dabbing on tenshin


aaand it's over


boxing is still a meme sport


sen nihyaku ni-juu ichi nani ga atta deshou??


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wan nyan……………… wan nyan nyan wan matsuri?


big belly


floyd just made like 88m in 2 minutes…


thank nigger lover sports norms for that


grow up




jakenbake is getting drunk in japan



sigh nintendo killed souljaboy


divide by 10 still good money



die sexpatteen


standby for jake updates
ill keep you all posted


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jakes drink of choice tonight?
the premium malts


based tossboy
keep me posted


happy japanese new years guys


theres barely any japanese people in the crowd


it's a bunch of blacks, whites and pajeets
gotta love tokyo


*waves lighter in air*


emo pussy music



im emo pussy


jbp murders feminist in taiwan night club


holy shit time for loona to save kpop


word i love korean prostitutes


ill be honest the only kpop i've listened to in the last 4 months has been that kda song


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netflix adaptation should be black




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happy new year bwos
this is all you faggots are getting out of me this year
no more epic mp4s
fuck you


noone cares lobster


A squitten is a cat with a genetic deformity which causes a partial formation or complete absence of the radius bone making it resemble a squirrel. These cats should be kept indoors and seen to by specialist veterinarians as long term management of the condition is essential for quality of life in these cats [1] It is an example of a cat body type genetic mutation. The word is a portmanteau of squirrel and kitten.


fuck you too bitch :)


wtf is wrong with your hand?
it looks deformed


padster getting btfo the downfall of lobley


even the cat is a mutant freak goblin


chicken arms pad


this entire time ive been making fun of pad for being so bad at games and i never even knew he was a mutant


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omg that's so sad :(


thinkin about buying one of them fancy buttplugs


poor baby..


once you got the hiv its too late
your blood is now toxic
like youd imagine the blood of a hellish creature to be
you have traded divinity
for cocklust
and you will want to spread your disease
this darkness that corrupted your mind
that broke your soul


i wonder if the burger joint is open today


ugh you guys are boring


wings sound good


nippon is so cool…


nips are autistic


are you getting a hamburger


4 hours


do they really think someone will just stand still directly in front of them so they can be killed?


im gonna edge and cum at midnight


yeah i'm getting hamburger


some people get cheese burgers but really the magic is in the name


what about cheese?


it goes without saying



celebrate with a cumburger


really a plain old fashioned hamburger with nothing on it is the best way to go


its not


yes it is
youre supposed to enjoy the flavor of the meat not drown it in high fructose corn syrup and antibiotic hormone ridden dairy



listen you're a retarded faggot and i'd kill you with a single punch irl


taste the meat not the heat


youre a petulant manchild that cant eat his food in a respectable way like an adult


do it


i'm going to crumble your tiny baby skull with a single blow its going to disintegrate beneath my fist




id belly blast you so fast your little chicken neck would whiplash


you're already dead kid


baby skulls dont crumble they stretch and snap


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cool clap


this baby smasher guy is a real freak






you're so fucked kid


what would you say if i told you that i had an abortion?




i'd say you're going to hell


are we gonna watch ninjas nye stream


ugh wheres ninjas stream…….




fuck no die fag


just pissed everywhere




watchin some japanese woodworking vids…


ninja's so cute


oh yeah why dont you marry him if hes so cute


i don't see it


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i would if he wasnt already taken


thats his mom right



just ripped my cheek open and can feel it dripping down my face


well stop it


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theres a cheap broom the snapped in half i didnt throw away and kept for my room. the handle is one of those cheap hollow metal ones and the edge is jagged metal. i was sweeping the dust woobies under my desk and accidentally pushed my face into the jagged edges while i was crouched sweeping.


now shove it up your ass


and thats the broom line
because stone cold said so


fuck that would be gnarly. the handle is hollow and would be able to do a cookie cutter thing surrounding my anus


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based as heck


no its not though


gross soy wh*toid and his mutt girl


arbys af


look at the schnoz on her


he is cute af
let's be honest




it's called the knockout game. and sooner or later white people are going to get tired of playing


your brain is fucked





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that's not cool. ill show you cool


peep some hakone or kumiko woodworking vids


wait that wasnt me


dont think il drink tonight


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thats not nice sickzii



hell yeah




might be time to watch the zyzz memorial vid again


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look at those sick moves brah


i wonder if theres even a single sane australian


ask hbt about bondi beach



australians and australoids are not so different






Shiga Haruki happens to find a diary in a hospital one day. The diary belongs to his classmate, a girl named Yamauchi Sakura, who is revealed to be suffering from a terminal illness in her pancreas, and who only has a few months left to live. Sakura explains that he is the only person apart from her family that knows about her condition. He promises to keep it secret and, despite their completely opposite personalities, decides to be together with her during her last few months.



dead girls tell no tales



is that his mom


hbt whats an eshay cunt


eshay is like nigger


grow up



we just learned something. i think we are growing up


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and yet here we are



gold chain
polo shirt
footy shorts

eshay as


eshay lads gabber to dubstep
aussies are hilarious


"proved for almost all"
almost all what the fuck lol


saw the floyd highlights and i guess im happy i passed out drunk before staying up to watch it


lmao "it is almost always true"
mathematicians deserve a bullet what a joke


holy shit that is the worst dancing ive ever seen in a techno subgenre


2 heures est-til


ah yes, distinguished reddit user u/SlaveOwnerMAGA
based and redpilled to say the least


so tired
gonna take a quick 2h powernap hopefully ninja stream is on when i wake up


alexa whats wrong with australia


the ninja new years eve stream.. imagine what could go down..


you like ninja? why? im so disappointed


"on subsets of non-zero borel measure" isn't as catchy


except when it isn't


on su- zzzz *snores*


retard we are looking forward to ninjas nye stream here


i have aids on my pussy


ninjas nye stream is gonna be lit af


i was gonna be productive today but instead im doing english lessons with stats on twitch


*pops a truvada*


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the way floyd started the fight lmao
the goofy ass punches and laughing the whole time


opened the wikipedia article on that and scrolled through to the bottom as fast as i could


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what a stupid cunt



oh yes


*quickly clicks*


too poor to afford filet mignon


it isn't fair that some of you can go to publix and some of us dont have them


dumb government is letting in these niggers who imitate american negroes
everything else is mostly fine


oh shit dat semi-automatic


i thought they only let in chink insects




this is actually the norm muggle choice
mandatory update is the kino choice


it sounds retarded when rappers do their own overdubs


word mega64 has sucked eggs for years


lmao the logan collab joke


2 mins in its so boring
does it get good or what
im gonna close it



nah they let in every kind of shit
the virgin negro cant compete against the bogan chad though


explain bogan to me


a mix of white trash and lad


its a little too much for widdle babies baby bwain :)))



sickzii please have sex with my ass


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im thinkin australian humor is right up my alley


less than 1 hour




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a date with belle..


wtf is wrong with her face


i watch colin flaherty algs for hours and seethe


wow shocking she looks 90x better without all the clown makeup


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holy fuck


she has shitload of makeup on she just isnt cosplaying. her lips are all fucked up with the plumping lip gloss chemical garbage
what a fucking whore


this was a really good one


listen bro




leveling my monk (:


dudes need to know that weird lip gloss exists


big lips are hot as hell
but only on dark haired women, the blond bimbo look is straight nasty


belle delphine just looks nasty


belle is going to make britney spears and lindsay lohan look like fine wines
i'm talking the nastiest curdled milk aging ever seen
botched plastic surgeries up the ass
the works


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i got dsl


we know, tin




that private snapchat money ain't going towards college tuition lemme tell ya


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lip pumping serum


should i buy hotline miami its $2


bro get out there and LIVE hotline miami



yeah its fun
dont bother with the second one




hotline miami 3
dade/broward skol ape edition


had my final slop meal of 18


do you guys get turkeys? theres a bunch in my yard rn


theres like a flock of 10 ducks that comes by and i feed them sometimes



a few around here
never a bunch though snap a pic for the boys


chiming in here her lips are fucked bro


used to get turkeys pretty often but havent seen any in awhile
dont think i see em in winter anyways



so am i alone in the big lips are hot argument?
and in the she looks 90x better without clown makeup argument?


she looks like a fucking clown either way


what should i do today that isnt computers or video games


play a video game


rocket league


play video games on the computer


i dont have a camera but they are here year round everyday in packs of 5-10+bebs


yeah shes still caked in make up moron



i didnt say shes not using makeup i said shes not wearing clown makeup bro


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big lips and lips swollen because theres some fucked up chemicals making them do that are different things


just for livin'


last day of 2018 better make it count


i miss the good old days when all i had to do to get rid of my hangover was take a shit and have a glass of gatorade


this tomato soup is nasty


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imagine tenderly kissing him




can you imagine how funny itd be if jones fails his post fight drug test


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molymeme is streaming


“The whole situation really sucks and really hurts a lot,” he said. “Supposedly, they found something in one of my samples that I have no clue what it is and I can’t even pronounce it.
“I’ve been taking the same supplements the majority of my career and I’ve been so outspoken about being against any type of performance-enhancers. I’m still to this day extremely against performance-enhancers.
Being labelled as someone who would cheat hurts me more than anything else I’ve been through in my career.
“I just know in my heart that I would never take anything that would enhance me in any way, so I didn’t feel the need to jot down anything.


this is it fellas
loona is gonna save kpop for good this time
its gonna be so good



our boy toby fox wrote this lets check it out


dr disrespect is 6' 8 wtf


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Was Hyorin's 'Dally' performance inappropriate for a drama awards ceremony?

1. [+935, -16] Please moderate yourself on public broadcast stages.. this isn't some internet stream
2. [+850, -14] Honestly, her butt cheeks were showing and itw as embarrassing. I could even see that the actors didn't know where to look.
3. [+793, -15] Ugh… the worst way to turn a room cold, I feel bad for her
7. [+59, -1] Now this is just gross
9. [+42, -1] I really didn't know where to put my eyes….
10. [+41, -1] My parents changed the channel while watching. It was so embarrassing… why is everyone like this lately?




why are there so many russian girls on just chatting




"How Many More Referendums Do You Want?" Rees-Mogg DISMANTLES Remoaner Caroline Lucas


bros theres going to be a fireworks show in stormwind tonight..




stop listening to niggers
stop saying nigga
start listening to eshays
start saying cunt


bwos… fiwewohks…



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cute curvy malay girl naked



ive learned that if i crank the ac my mom takes a nap


like a reptile


Haha epic. Britain is full of Muslims and all the white people are great and definitely NOT chavs and slags XD




30 minutes


my sweet tooth is just raping my stupid monkey brain i'm about to go to the store and just get an entire cake


what happens at 3:22


smoke ab owl


god bless toby


still need to play that thing


dont care about undertale
never did


oh wow



that poor fucking jewcunt


love ben


12 years a lobley


christmas lights dont make me think of pogroms


christmas lights make me think of gook nipples
pointy and plastic


2018 was a fucking joke not doing that shit again


2018 was epic as hell




Ninja NYE stream will be 4pm EST.

Link here: https://www.twitch.tv/ninja

Where we at bros?


is that in like half an hour





gonna pretend the last 4 posts didnt happen



cocklust thread? describes my relationship with sickzii


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imagine some billy niggas running up and g-checking ninja in new york


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haha so true lol


sickzii is gonna blast off in me when the clock strikes midnight


iamatruegam3r: I remember when Cheese lost 1:38 to Bowser throws and I was crying afterwards


Semen Retention - Day 9 SemenBro


how does my room manage to get so dirty every day!


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2019 will be the year of the homie
were going to make friends again


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gleep what are we smoking tonight



starting off with the free bonus 1/8th of blue cookie and a lollipop




i dont have a sweet tooth


*goes into poly withdrawal from slop alcohol and gambling*


blue cookie is blue dream x girl scout cookies the lollipop is aned ible


i want sickzii to squeeze his ballziis onto a plate for the most amazing concentrated zii juice



this is among the most tarded shit i've ever read


are you a larouchebro?





what does scratch off withdrawal feel like


good news. your anxiety about going to the store is actually alcohol withdrawal


*eases my gambling addiction with bing bing wahoo lootbox games*


i got my za i got my brews i got my comm, ready to celebrate the last day of the current year!



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would be better with g


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its live bros get the FUCK in here!



this is truly retarded


ninja in one tab
xqc in the other
let the over stimulation begin


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*lays down*
*hugs laptop*


is he just gonna stream fortshit


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that pic wasnt on purpose, they didnt even have g's you racist pos


lmao this is retarded


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lmfao reeki look at this


cute girl streams would be good if they didnt have hundreds of viewers and high donations. it makes everything weird and pathetic


a stream where the girl just lays there sleeping or tired
a few smiles, a few yawns
chat turned off
donations turned off



ninja at 140k holy fuck!


*persistently puffs pot*


the fog grows thicker




grow up



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god i wanna fuck a hot gook bj


i can do a lot more pushups when i'm sippin' compared to when i'm sober…….


how can you fuck a blowjob


thrust your hips



get in here ninjabros



gonna try to quit sippies and ciggies next year


i hope ninja can get the epic victory royale this time around


ive smoked out of different things too


you guys better be installing fortnite during this ninja stream


*smokes out of a soda can* im epic


fucking tranny freaks


i smoked out of my fist once





tinny has to be the ninjaposter. its the only explanation


the fuck
what the fuck


ninja is so good damn
lets get some ninjaPog in the chat
im becoming a fan



shut up nigger


no racism implied of course


i thought that was water so i was real confused for a bit


i cant stop laughing at wakanda


grow up


nigger up


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crypto is a joke…


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that dopamine rush you get from an epic gaming moment





thats it im selling it all and being a painter




post something to jig to im jam deprived


did ninja win a game yet


what kinda jig are you wantin to jam to


doesnt matter it just has to make me get down



got two scratch tickets on my desk
theyre 15€




just watched this whole video for some reason…
not even the slightest clue as to why



oops messed up the copy paste >__<
vids are getting spammed right now though so maybe it's better this way….


the guy wants jams not some documentary bro just post some music


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latina on chaturbate
no sip no slop no splat


youtube rewind 2018 is the most disliked video of all time o_O



and pewds epic rewind?


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i swear to god im banning you if i see that pewdiepie rewind posted again



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toots an epic pewd bro he wouldnt ban a fellow brother


God owns us all
so slavery is basically stealing from God


based pewds
always has his finger on the zeitgeist
truly the voice of a generation


i hate when lazy not-here-earlier fags post videos someone already posted


i hate when durrrrr durrrrrr shut up retard no one cares


happy new year
let's die in our sleep tonight


i desderved that


tonights the most important night of our life
when we wake up our lives are different forever
j1 2019


hope i die in a work-related accident in a chinese factory


have any of yall played far cry 5?


bowsette won sexiest meme


hope nyann beat belle delphine


you guys really are fucking nigger cattle lol


fortnite won worst meme lol


grow up




bowsette is hot bros


john seed


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happy new year bwos
this is all you faggots are getting out of me this year
no more epic mp4s
fuck you


absolute unit


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>no more epic mp4s
>fuck you


i love when she goes "fuk!!" real quick >_<


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*gets redpilled*


someone was talking about louis ck a few threads ago and i didnt really read it. i just found out what happened with him in the news.
google or alexa: "louis ck leaked"
the results are so gay


louis ck is deplorable


why doesnt padder like us anymore
ive always supported him this aint right bros im not gonna survive no slop no sip no splat this year without his epic support back


what have you done for him lately?


happy new year central european standard time bros


stop forcing yourself


literally cheered for him in chat during the smash bash vs tooner


"Pokemon CEO-Developing for the Switch was harder than we thought"

literally just fucking lol even i could develop a game for the switch easily


just use unreal engine what the fuck
i hate gamefreak so much they're so retarded


how come a company with that much money thats been around for like 20 years cant make games


if theyre having trouble making a pokemon sequel for the first time i think the switch is the problem


they linked and are talking about onesixtwo, hima, and some other small boards in the comments


people buy their shit regardless
they just don't care


theyve always had trouble
iwata had to write all the code so their shit games worked on the n64 and other consoles


someone link me the hidden 162 cp board


don't see it
did you make those posts? you might be hellbanned


hate how my butthole bleeds no matter how gently i finger it


i dont get what the switch controllers do when you detach them they look like shit



you need a buttplug


they can be used as two controllers for mariokart


2019 is lit fam


i already got my kgf
2019 is the best




so you still want to use a gamecube controller but now you need a gamecube controller adaptor?


wonder who my new years kiss will be


whats the point of this its literally just noise
like how can you pretend you "wrote" and "made" that


its me


still waiting for my adapter
those things have a big backorder on amazon i shoulda went with bestbuy or ebay


ok whatever im going back to playing rocket league
gonna get into gold 3 today


it's challenging but very rewarding


what is


personally i prefer their earlier work




𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 it


its just noise
i can make that in matlab in like 20 seconds


no you cant


yea i can fuck you


as 2019 slowly sweeps over the globe 162s everywhere are suddenly finding themselves sober and exercising…


post them
i can only find the usual

[–]orangeredanimal 131 points 13 hours ago
And they are wondering why they are incels. How can people like that exist? I'm literally shaking right now as I read this. Someone should report them, they deserved to be jailed


when has pad ever posted an mp4?


yellow swans - going places




what was that noise band that made these obnoxiously long tracks of 2+ years and encoded their music and shit
they were obsessed with cows or something


better question:
who cares?


lets play farm together


i am literally shaking right now


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gook morning!
happy new year to all the scvs that already had it


you really need to sit and listen to the whole thing in one sitting with good headphones and no distractions


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just woke up
5:30 pm bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh


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answer: me
also it was bulls of heaven


oops i terranposted accidentally


but preferably their earlier stuff, which i prefer


bro are you DRUNK


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i had it laid out before you knew what a plan was
300 mil later now you understand us


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got i love abutts


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can't believe it's already been 4 years since gabriel dropout aired


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for me it has to be abutts



theres nothing there bro


whats an abutt? sorry for not asking the first time


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asian butt!!!!


never watched it
i watched the first season of watamote though it was alright i guess




children's cartoons are not gay


just pooted


2013 huh
thought it was even earlier than that


saw these dudes live


didn't watch it
but i did jerk off to the futanari porn of it


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they dont come to america often so i was lucky


wow you must be a huge faggot


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based fucking boogs proving everyone wrong




i saw merzbow live
guy just stood there with his apple laptop


i told him how cool it was to see him work and he just kept closing his fingers shut in front of my face






it was awesome they really got into the chair shit. they kept going to different sides of the room and would slide the chairs on the ground and run full speed into each other over and over


ive got a bible and a quran


love the double down meme


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i dont know whats worse the laptop guys that just stand there
or the guys that pretend to play


people who kneel on the ground surrounded by loop pedals are the worst imo




yeah well i guess on that we are in agreement


ive got a gun and a plan


the best? vacuuming your dick



i think people who are bad at math should just be killed to be honest


imagine if he had a heart attack tonight before midnight just imagine


or like sent into exile i guess


wrecking the show space with a bulldozer and running at people in the crowd with a chainsaw is my fave


the best DJ of all time?
its sasha


i was p good at highschool level math only missed 1 question on the math part of the SAT im straight up retarded now though




no ones bad at math they just never learned how to do it


thats dumb



math is as human as breathing, eating, sipping vodka, vaping


whowzie @_@


not that math i'm talking real shit dude like topology


its a noiseraid


her butt…


ah yes, topology


toot check reports


who are you kidding toots partying with his dungeon and dragon friends right now


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holy shit how fucking cucked can you get
britain needs to be wiped off the face of the earth


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they are cucked bigly


this. i was such a disciplinary problem i would have to sit in an empty classroom next door. i'd get to where you cant do stuff without knowing how to do the lesson before and snowball


*walks in to random peoples houses*


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a rambunctious lad


bwos people are coming over
what should i do?


the tibbly wibbly box?


sorry goy the crown needs your assets right the fuck now so we can pay this random fucking inbred noble £200k a year in allowance


suck them off


your bros? if not hide


free market kiddo


fill up a couple water bottles, fill up a cooler with cold ones and ice, sneak it all into your room and tell whoever is hanging around you are feeling sick/tired


places i dont want to live :
africa (all)

places i do want to live :
new england
any pacific island
maybe florida (for the jokes)




*doesn't sign*
*gets on stage*
*ting ting*
ahem… i have a bloody important announcement to make innit


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do you mean you mean go somewhere else?


yes, the comedy event was organized by a feminist student group or something like that
the only reason it's a story is because some guy that did edgy jokes was mad he couldn't get the job


i'm considering disappearing from home for the next 12 hours..


mom will worry….


toot should get 3 houses to rotate between seasonally
michigan for spring/summer
massachusetts for summer/fall
florida for winter
holiday in croatia for spring break


for us i mean


susan rice is a man with big swinging ape balls


bet sickzii kissed tons of sluts at midnight


she'll be too occupied with guests i believe…


toot we want multiple houses now


a yes a hot and wild croat spring brea


multiple compounds really


hes so narcissistic


they need to be big enough for all 75 posters


and our girlfriends


multiple cages really


a prison even


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or what if they were each big enough to accommodate 10-15 people and we cycled around them like timeshares


how about toot just rents several hundred single bedroom apartments around the world and we just take turns being alone around the world


no good


factions, civil war


don't we have a bunch of lurkers watching us right now…


like who……


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hey lurkers get a load of this




i do it between posts


there was that one site that showed a lot more of page visitors than posters per day


oh yeah


or what if they were all freaky saw traps and we had to form a human centipede with our dicks and asses to get the key and free us before time ran out and we got dropped into a vat of pozzed sickzii cum o.O

damn toot is one sick bitch…


i consider myself a high-tier poster that deserves a permanent reservation at any 162 compound/mansion/teamhouse situations




no way i hate myself and wouldnt ask for such lofty things



>last scanned Dec 29, 2018


Keywords: furry bulge inspection agency, onesixtwo shroud, incelicide, 15secibuy, brapper 4chan


brapper lmao


gleep deserves the same privilege hes 162 royalty as well


god i hope they impeach him this year




impeach gleep!




sigh wish i had a persona


mystery poster…


a shadow boy…


if i became a public figure i would get destroyed once someone checked social media


die reeki


grow up poster


do we count as social media


imagine reeki running for office
and then they dig up his ethnostates and pepe frog posts


the worst people are in top positions
you could get away with anything


if costco poured garlic powder and butter on their zas itd be so bomb as heck


ive gone on facebook valiumed up and i read and responded to posts and mistakes were made many times


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the andrew jackson incident…


not me


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hey lurkers get a load of this


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well die anyway idiot!!!!


toot… why are they watching us…


Sunflower Lecithin


sperm retention


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hey lurkers get a load of this


*remembers that 30% of scvs are girls*
*sprays febreeze over everything*


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i bet its mostly transgirls


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*slips on my 'i had an abortion' t-shirt*


with feminine pips… a man can dream…


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what i wouldnt give to pound melania


*reflects on 2018*
damn can't believe bourdain necked himself


you ever just get high and think man this wasn't the time to get high


he killed himself and then it came out that his girlfriend was diddling a teen boy



i take it easy
get high and die
death is whatever
same goes for life


classics include
i fucking hate black people
i dont care im still going to call people faggots
the andrew jackson incident
because they keep making characters black for no reason
i hate the jews
the holocaust has been greatly exaggerated and did not happen in the way we know it
no one got gassed w/cremation oven stats


alex jones says he was suicided by clinton goons


youre wild


i'll always remember this one bourdain moment..
where he's in a poor country and there's a street vendor with a bunch of leftover food that people are too poor to buy
so he buys the rest of her food and tells everyone on the street to line up for it
and then fights start breaking out and people argue over their place in line and try to sneak in for seconds
and bourdain says something like "damn i guess this is more complicated than i thought"


theres definitely going to be chimpout


this is what getting your historical facts from /pol/ instead of every historian ever looks like


thats poetic



paraphrasing hopefully


those people would've been starving, the working class in those poor countries are unmeasurably poor


yeah theres a reason those countries are shit holes
surprise its the people


like that shitty blues traveler video. reminder of blues traveler



shut the FUCK up reeki


not me you fucking sperg


oh shit it was haiti



tell me he kys'd himself


gonna play some wc3


haiti is baste


haiti is baste


wait that actually happened oh wow


haiti is baste


its not poetic now lol. 60iq retarded nignogs see a camera and a white guy and are really stupid. poetic would be if they only bought it because they thought bourdain cooked it


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remember when hbt was actually hot


so reeki, you think people that are so hungry that they eat mud cookies can fight the urge to free food? show yourself bitch!


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not me retard


you can only get so high until it feels right to die


i dont want to say mean things because i would feel horrible but he did make that video himself so i dont keven know


i said i have two scratch tickets on my desk
15€ of winnings in them


he looks a lot better with short hair and not obese


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reeki stop fucking making alt accounts so you can spread your hateful shit and upvote yourself!!!!


so then answer me bitch


*vapes up your ass hole*


whats a yuroscratch looklike?


there's a little asterisk at the bottom that says the government gets 80%


reminder that haiti is the only country that gained independance through a slave revolt


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remember the epic incident


you got a license for that scratch off lad?


yeah and the white imperialists nations hellbanned it so that it would fail


google'd this and listened to it
not bad dude


*the next von neumanns gets 80%


dominican republics doin alright tho



>not bad dude

holy shit the mu weeders have such shit taste


dude thats gleeps band



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haiti on the left


gleep my boypussy up




fat really makes people damn ugly


i dont know them. my stoner bands are st. vitus or sleep


depends where the fat lands namsayn


shut the fuck up reeki i am seriously going to kill you


cause their little face is still in there


im thinkin if i cut my bf% in half id be fine as hell


not me




none of these racist posts are me btw
just so you stop getting confused


making and selling charcoal to each other is going to stimulate the economy. just give them bitcoins


i can make haiti's economy boom
but tl;dr



does it involve perfect balance


just had a nice two hour new years eve nap!


*slides you a mug, frozen*


i've linked this jam multiple times because i want bb to embrace it


hey guys any posts where my nazi ideology gets btfo? not mine



tonight is going to be prime neighbor waking up because theres going to be so much noise



id almost feel bad for reeki if it wasnt for his virulent racism


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what makes it so virulent…


they were actually all mine



dont read the thread i already spoiled some of the award winners


*imagines bb getting chased by an angry florida man over the noise complaints*


reekis racism made me consider becoming a racist


i'm glad you had a change of heart


yeah coma cinema is pretty good
elvis depressedly/mathew lee cothran are projects by the same guy that are also nice if you like it


tin still hasnt accepted my fortnite friend request..


*watches colin flaherty algs all day and seethes*


this is me


why can’t they just let me be in my room :/


fucking lmao



i've listened to elvis depressedly. i thought they were cool.
i'll have to check out the other one. thanks
*throws you a sub 100*


they want something about you to laugh about behind your back and you being a shut in just doesn't cut it anymore


in latin even


this is pretty racist what if pewdiepie is reeki all along


owo cute :3




patricus ;_;


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bros ninja just dabbed to the people on time square


ninja did WHAT


i cant be in the 162 house with that guy


ugh im gold 2 division 4 and i cant win the last game to get me into gold 3


we'll stick you in different wings


in what




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imagine her peeling off her sticky sweaty bodysuit after a hard day's work…


gotta get the perfect shot


My Best Moments of 2018:

⚡️I met and made a TON of new Friends and Allies in both Dimensions!
⚡️I learned I am, for real, a Sonichu, myself.
⚡️I got Married to Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo.
⚡️I was bestowed with the memories, powers and soul of CPU Blue Heart.


hey this was good


im really high rn and i just thought about chris chan and got wogan'd


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bet her tummy smells real good..


fuck her tummy i want to smell her PUSSY


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wish she was fat



theyre lower than blacks on the bell curve right?




nice glad you liked it


whites are oppressing them


i didnt not like it


iq is racist


wypipo be raysis


australian aboriginals have definitely drifted a fair bit genetically


iq is classist actually, get it right


niggers are lower than abos
abos just like to get drunk and sniff petrol


how though….. they made it so far to get from africa all the way over to australia…..
maybe the travel made them all retarded……


grow up


my aus friend told me about the gibs they get and it was hilarious. they get paid $1000s of dollars as a bonus for graduating high school and none of them do


it's the isolation


i don't know if this is satire or if you're retarded


if the lowest iq race on the planet can invent the didgeridoo…

well then i guess iq isn't a good measure of anything really


no im white the abbos are retarded….


they evolved from a different caveman


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bin that tv


oi m8 innit


yeah well they probably get huge headaches from getting their free spirit agawams crushed my the white colonialist education system


and i dont even think this because im racist, it's what makes sense


maybe its the abos that have it figured out and we're the ones who are wrong…


shut up yank


*lies down in the road*


10,000 years ahead of literally everyone else
these guys know what's up


reminds me of those monkeys that tried hammering a nail to imitate the tv host


this looks absolutely miserable


0 abbo compilations on the tube


your puny brain is so primitive compared to them

they are frolicking in the spirit realm with higher dimensional beings

they have colonized alpha centauri



i dont even need DMT rogan
i just fire up my digeridoo and start to jig until i enter dream time and its like 1000 years


stop these videos are giving me anxiety


imagine playing your diger' in the isolation tank…


black communities


so many perro cacas



white male


sopa de caca uma delícia…


why are they all fat? every single one of them


you can clearly see his balls though…


they're abbos. they seem dumber but not as cold hearted as blacks. like they wouldnt knockout game a pregnant lady but blacks would


shut the fuck up you abbo cunt


big belly boys have extra test


same reason all polynesians are fat
they evolved to a lifestyle that had them walking 30 miles in the sun every day to get food and now theyre all sedentary and eat junkfood from the local corner store


alcohol and mcdonald’s


i just thought of a theory that samoans evolved from them mixed with polynesians


those aboriginals have been cruelly torn from their natural spirit sites by colonialists, severing their connection to the cosmic consciousness
if you plant a rose on the moon does it bloom?


somoans are polynesians
abbos split off from polynesians but theyre genetically similar


just noticed the post dates are already on 2019 o.O


charlie's country was a good movie


whoa so my theory backwards


your hypothesis backwards


alexa play charlie's country


toot uses gmt like all civilized people
no 4norm mean meme time


thanks m'dude


toot uses a rolex gmt


wish sickzii would use me to relieve his frustration


i got good at knowing the +- for all the time zones


every hipster nigger has ping pong as their favorite anime now


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crazy night


daylight saving time fucks me up every time
really hope we get rid of it in 2019



tinny why do you secretpost?


why dont you use the embed links instead so they are fullscreen


we prefer ping pong club here


well to be fair it was pretty good


grow up


DAE do this?


i have my method ive developed from watching thousands of hours of streams



you are using like 70% of your screen instead of like 95%


whats your hypothesis?


whats with the bikini babe painting like a grade schooler does she have brain damage


i dont know how to embedd and i dont care dude

i have my own method that works for me

thats all that matters is the content


you’re fucking mushed




it's like a horse wearing blinders
prevents overstimulation


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a whole different plane of existence


*multiboxes irl streams*


just replace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGRg8XBnB4 with https://www.youtube.com/embed/JQGRg8XBnB4
dude this will make your life so much better


mindblowing that some aussies actually mated with those things


are there really half abo half aussies?


and then i cant scroll down to see the comments when something lit happens


i hate to bring up the prison colony thing


okay so don't :)


half abos are the hottest girls in 'stralia


how do they still produce offspring
why do they have sex idgi
surely evolution shoulda cut off this dead branch thousands of years ago


it used to be aussie policy to try and breed em out of existence by taking their kids from em and raising them among whites
now its considered 'genocide' or something


whatever kid
as if youtube comments actually work


dudes will go gay for a hole if it's been long enough. like in jail or being a sailor


how the fuck do you go from this >>552230
to this >>552241


a better question:
who cares?



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you have to look like this to get a 4/10 girl these days


enough with this racist shit


word also impeach him NOW


well you see, girls are only attracted to men that are bigger than they are






hinting at a BLACKED scene??


imagine having a face like that but being 5 10




brains fucked porn ruined your life bro




calm the fuck down tin/brapper




well listen
at least i'm not a racist drumpfkin okay bitch? :)


i just joined antifa


no dont its new years time to let loose!


2019 i am forgotten



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>race mixing is ba-



162 is gonna be so dead in 2019
everyone will be too busy meditating to post..



theres going to be riots starting the week of jan 20th




busy playing on their didgeridoo


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is this the absolute best they can do?
id screw her but shes like a 5/10


innit lad


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big fan of race mixing
but only if its white and gook and if it produces a female offspring



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is 2019 finally the year of somi debut



they need to be carefully tracked to keep track of which mixes and what % they are



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most halfies just look white so theyre not worth posting


its simple if you racemix you have a duty to sacrifice male offspring


the african continent will soon be overfilled with an all powerful afrosino hybrid that WILL take over the world


nah the chinks will just genocide all the niggers when they prove unable to pay the debts


the brawns
the brains
oh shit… whites are done


fantasies of a niggerass nigger




grow up


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spoiler that shit



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americans keep pushing this meme
you have no idea how many africans get the shit beaten out of them in school


reeki sees nothing wrong with this


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reminder that lesbians have the highest rate of domestic abuse and they're all doing mma


thanks for the reminder


rose is pretty dang cute with long hair




not as hot as that one girl though
i dunno her name shes brazilian i think mackenzie somethin


My Best Moments of 2018:

⚡️I met and made a TON of new Friends and Allies in both Dimensions!
⚡️I learned I am, for real, a Sonichu, myself.
⚡️I got Married to Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo.
⚡️I was bestowed with the memories, powers and soul of CPU Blue Heart. ⚡️💙⚡️


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australia vs america


worldstar nigga


hell yeah
true blue aussie hero


sudos actually say nigga lmao


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you didnt hear how i said it, it sounded cool




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*watches this*



>black kids are stro-


i wonder if that poor tenshin kid really thought he had a chance of winning


that dance he does while the other guy crys lmao
simply clowning on him


wan nyan nyan…


floyds epic


americans cant help it
theyll worship the black cock til they die


gonna start sippin soon



so far ive eaten half a costco za and now i am eating the other half


did this puny sissy jap boy seriously think he could defeat a USA brand giga nigga..


mom says im not suppose to eat cargohydrates


moms love keto my mom tried it for 2 months
she lost 15 lbs but said she felt terrible





theres no hope


dont give up tomorrow is a completely different year!



time to party



new what now


remember when everyone hated pearl at first
they called her ugly but i didnt


i did and still do


*drops a hot steven universe mega link on the boys*
get it while it's hot!!!!


well i guess you're retarded then


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she's hideous


over the line


connies mom is hot


god id stab the shit out of him if i saw him
americans are trash


r/asianmasculinity is NOT going to be happy about this one


all this winning and he has no idea how to read

proud michigan boy through and through


it's a bunch of prostitutes dude
your brain is infected by the american mind virus


yeah but think about the message he's trying to send


money, bitches, winning boxing matches
his only messages


ugh why are nintendo sexualizing them




im serious the next person i hear with an american accent is getting stabbed
ive had enough of this cuckoldry
heck the thread is even called cocklust


who needs dumb reading


squid sisters? better than tentacles in every way


finished watching su
the fusefreaks got owned



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are we partying?
lets get down


thats a good vid it gets posted on /f/ sometimes


wish they'd do a collab…




im obsessed with stabbing cunts
youre obsessed with melanin


obsessed and seething


nothing but drug addled niggebrain teenshits in here
im out


hey guys



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t. the guy who cant say cunt or nigger in public
who's really obsessed


i ate so much that tomorrow im gonna do nothing but work out and slam waters



time to sip. or should i say, continue sipping






with being a sick cunt


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getting lots of new years texts


i got 1


i got 1
from a girl




*checks phone*
thats a zero…plenty of time to go though….

mom is a certainty, at about 12:01



ugh i paid $160 for my 16gb of ram and now its under 100 bucks…


goodnight friends






Onto the more technical side of things that you will notice on site directly.

320kbps removal

fucking finally


we cant go to bed yet its not even new years yet


havent even started partying yet




is she cooking her own child??


wtf they dont even skin it first
the savages


una sneeda


me and pad on a date


animals are so cute


tortises are cool as hell






surely they sense by now that this thing has run its course



in many ways i am a tortoise



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everyone gets kissed
see the wet competition


ok here we go


holy smackers just got an ilvl 395 belt




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*busts a lil move*


Dude. You need to get out more. Whale fucking has become one if the top five issues being debated throughout the South Pacific Islands. Fijii is considering bill that grants life-long amnesty for any and all crimes, to any Fijian cituzen who can prove they have fucked a whale.
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imagine knocking her to the ground and straddling her and just beating her head into a bloody pulp with your fists


alright that guys the NYE DJ
keep it pumpin bro whats next



ok this is epic


2/2 keep it pumpin for the next 2 hours


*does a lil jig*


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the party has started woooooooo
*starts dancin*


tonight theres going to be lots of drunk drivers..


*gets on table*


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*belly bumps a 162 member*


dude whats your problem bro keep the dance in your pants man



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great posts. new years eve is our holiday


okay guys the screen is in full view of mom so nothing inappropriate


so am i supposed to stop drinking exactly at midnight or am i afforded one last night of sipping because technically its 2018


hi mom


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clock strikes midnight = no more alcohol touches your tongue


ask her how she feels about the ethnostate


she doesn't know what that is


im drinking til i fall asleep
wake up and it begins


does she know that you sucks your dads dick or are you a different guy


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>different guy
uh.. we all do that


delete this, she doesnt deserve this type of treatment


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my grandma gave me 2 michelob ultras lol


hand them back.. tell her your going sober


its such an overwhelming expression of confident condescension…


im not doing this
il do this



what if we just dont fall asleep again


stop trying to squirm your way out of this


2019 will be litty then


*takes a sip of an ice cold michelob ultra*


just takes naps, dont go to sleep. that way you can keep the fun rolling


starting to think some of you aren't committed to this..


listen ive been up since noon so ive spent the majority of the day in 2018 so that makes it ok to drink tonight


no sleep all nap 2019


might go spend $20 on some scratch offs too.. should i do $1x20 $2x10 $5x4 $10x2 or a single bullet in the chamber with a $20 ticket


my mom got a dozen donuts 2 days ago and theres 1 left in the box..


that lottery subreddit we read had loads of hot scratcher tips


i really thought we all agreed that sleeping was the only way to enter the next day

like sunday at 4:15am (bed time) is still "saturday"


better eat it before midnight… no donut 2019


its still saturday only if you've been drinking from before midnight


beerboy hurry up just take a sip and a scratchoff before midnight and you're in the clear


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also your not allowed to listen to dep music


no dep music 2019?




all-in-all? a great year


ill be dead soon


now that i think about it i dont really remember 2018


just watch the youtube rewind to see everything that happened


listen the designated sipping time has always been around 1am


guys i dont think im gonna be able to do it im too weak and stupid


*splashes you with cold water* WAKE




think about all the inspirational reddit posts
this is your moment



all of 2018 i wanted to die and nobody tried to change my mind


i'm glad toot never gave in to that mewch guy


wow way to be a downer dude


we survived 2018…onto 2019…


my new years resolution is to buy coins and post about it every day


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i tried
or maybe it was another anon
but no one ever listens to me anyway


it doesnt take a fucking scientist to fucking logically understand what im saying
the more you put in
the more you get out
so stop fuckin making excuses
get out there and do whatever the fuck it takes to reach your fucking goals
jesus christ *smiles*


just smile more


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just b urself


*puts in my pip*
*pulls out one and a half pips*



theres still a bit of time to make the 27 club


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her brain is fucked


just walk up to the girl and say hi
it works for me


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id throw so many chaturbate tokens at that whore if i saw her online

good smile / face
its the complete package for me


what do you mean you dont know whats wrong with me?
cant you read my mind??


latin mamis…


tank u bebe


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open bobs


actually if you go to a bar you dont even need to approach women they just walk right up to you


can confirm


sigh im getting virtual mogged rn


this bar at closing time thing has been going on for like 3 years now maybe more


these tin photoshops are getting out of hand



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get in here brothers lmao


thats an open close from me


ninjas wife is ugly


well yeah you cant be a loser if you want a hot wife


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almost 4 billion women and none of them want to have sex with me



have you tried asking?


let me just strap on my ask helmet and shoot on down to the bar at closing time




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wonder how busy bars and night clubs are tonight


i bet new years is tip top bar closing time action night


if i had the money to get a liquor license my idea for a bar would be a flawless money making machine


make it happen


dont let your memes be dreams


the 162 popup bar


i can invest


*slides coins*


tin, ninja has 200k viewers and ice only has 10k what happened


a bottle of skol is only $13 and it has 39 1.5oz shots in it.. you could sell shots for 50 cents each and turn a profit


new years has to be the cringiest holiday of them all


its weird but liquor at the wholesaler is sometimes even more expensive than at grocery stores


im a cringelord i should be eradicated


the 50 cent price point would be a great thing for someone to come in with a baggie of quarters too..


feel the african jungle beats emanating from my body


this is feeling like a bit of a niche market…


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the last 15 minutes of the year.. hmmm..


go outside and scream no one will care cause its new years


not for me in the central (stranded) timezone


another failed year…


ran to the gas station and got someb eer for new years




youre not gonna last in sober2019 if all you think about is the sip
change your ways thinking
or as i like to call it regain the brain! ;)
you can start by thinking about cleaning and rearanging your room


was slavin' today and i walked by a chick with her window rolled down, caught a big whiff of the 420, she seemed worried, tried to roll up the window a little but i didn't say anything


i would need furniture that needs rearranging


just letting you know while it's still 2018 that i didnt agree to any of those sober stuff




im fully on board
no sip no slop no splat


ah yes everyone talks about changing their live for that one day and then go back to doing the same things they were doing before


damn thats deep bro


at least have the guts to try




my last sip will be vod n ice
my last slop was arby's
my last splat will be something gross


we're gonna make it bros 2019


thought i was just pointing out the obvious but i guess it is for your niggerbrain


in 2019 toot will bludgeon the sippers


in ten minutes ill be laying down and ingesting all the energy that will be blasting off simultaneously


my last sip will be yuengling
my last slop will be frozen 'za coming out of the oven in a minute and some reese's cups
my last splat was something gay


just had some chipsticks.. delicous




hey its almost new years for the wet brains and michiganders


favorite moment of the year?


i dunno
but i liked gleeps fog post a lot


416 :3


toot why can't we upload svgs


what if toot has something epic planned for midnight eastern
the site starts flashin and a bunch of cool stuff like tin pics float all over the screen


toots too busy entertaining all the maths guests from the maths department


those fucking niggers…


alright boys
here we go


happy new year floridabros.. any second now


happy new year to my dear friends, the 162 boys




*gives mom a smooch*


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imagine having such a terrible legacy as the head of the greatest company of all time


bwo it's new years what are you doing


hes not reading the room


tragic faux pas


couldnt care less


damn he just mogged that guy


happy new years~~~~~~


remember we have a mog off in less than 12 months


cant wait for 2020


alright i got my one new years text from mom
she never lets me down


just pretend you are dead in 2019 and try super hard so that you wake up in 2020 with all the hard work done


ah yes, the first sip of 2019…


imagine how desolate the earth would be if humans could enter a state of suspended animation at will


these are still 2018 sips


reminder that steve jobs was half sandnigger


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2019 is the year of broken resolutions
2020 is rehab


my first video game of 2019?
smash….or maybe rondo of blood


i can't condone this





simply cant wait for the first coinpost of 19


ugh i went to the beer shack intending to get some lottery tickets but i guess they stop selling them an hour before the store closes.. could have got some cigs or beer i guess


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well thats a dumb rule


saw some fireworks on my bike ride and some guy yelled happy new year to me so i yelled it back


2019, the year we stop snorting jello


i bet that felt good



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crab rave heck yes!


i'm getting old!



*snaps claws*


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dont worry its still not too late to marry a humble woman and have a litter of fucked up little babies


alexa is there a dating site for men to meet 35+ single moms




wouldn't you wanna raise them into stand up people?



snibeti snab


i would do my best


the first epic liveleak of 19


ok so sober 2019 doesnt start until the entire world is in 2019 so that means we can drink tonight because it wont be 2019 in hawaii for another 4 1/2 hours!




*slides you ab eer*



we're drinkin


we've been over this it doesnt become the next day until you fall asleep and wake up


white man and a jap fuckin on stream




*slams chest*


okay you heard it from the man himself, we're drinking in 2019 the whole year


a champion of the people




just wait until i've retained three months worth of semen
pumping in my veins fuck yeah



the first woman you lay is getting pregnant 100$



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bros im getting that vod itch..


he's one to talk his vids are pure formulaic clickbait


dunno about you but its still 2018 for me


*slides you a vod*


we have entered 2019 zen here


illegal mogging



2019 we monk
2020 we mog


from monk to mog in 12 months






you sound obese dude


big titty gook got unbanned!


really because posts don't make sound at all


a boogie2988 free year


why are my russet potatoes getting green after only a week


just remembered how much i hate nunime


what'd she get banned for lol


so do we celebrate 2019 when we wake up? because if we're sipping its still 2018




im in the room next to you
i can hear your fat fucking fingers jumping and jiggling on the keyboard


*slams fist*




what are you trying to say?



creepy but sexy gynoids in this vid check it out


i feel like some people in here are legitimately mentally challenged


what gave you that idea




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do you REALLY need it?


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