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the lonely looking convenience store guy was working today too. maybe ill ask him to be friends


slide him the 162 business card


can you do that
just ask someone if they want to be friends


its not that easy


still remember a few years ago going on the beer run and the guy working behind the counter showed me his bong that he brings into work


it was on thanksgiving too


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congratulations toot!


*checks savings account*
ah fuck…


*checks savings account*
im invincible


$1 in my savings
$61 in my checking
$150 in cash
this is to last me until christmas


thats like 21 bottles of vod




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>son why dont you come out and say hi to the rest of the family


$13.90 per bottle after tax.. could get 15 bottles of vod and have $12 left over for a christmas gift for my parents


yeah but








i sure am happy i didnt go over to my grandparents for thanksgiving


theyre happy too


modern society has no respect for the eldery it makes growing old a nightmare


i went to grandmas it was ok


theres no fucking way i was going there to spend 5+ hours sitting around


notice how many times that guy got shot and he was still alive for a while after. people shit over cops shooting someone 16 times like it's part of the "murderous cop madness" theyre supposed to shoot until the threat stops and if dude has throwing knives and can use them you better shoot him


imagine defending cops


*tosses a knife at you*




*bang bang bang*
oh pad shitter we got youurrrr cerrreeaaal
*smashes box under door*
why dont you come out and eat some with us buddy >:)
*stabs knife wildly under door crack*


one honey nut


black friday…


what if we bought some stuff on sale now and then resold it in two weeks on ebay..


parp friday


buy low sell high… sounds familiar…


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i like cops in a Trumpy way. the media hates both of them too much. they have it so wrong and are so biased its dystopian:
"blue men bad. blue men kill black kids. i'm filming you blue man"
the nigs and fags chimpout for every justified shooting of a black person by police now b


thing is that most of these deals are fake and the discounts are highly exaggerated or the product is junk that they only sell on black friday (like teevees)


parp parp brap

brap brap parp




the free market has no respect for the eldery it makes growing old a nightmare


4 more hours until its drinking time!


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i need 1500 vbucks immediately!


okay but what is that in satoshis


we own and build private dual purpose prisons/elder care centers


adds nothing


*buys 20k vbucks with doge coin*


braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap p*rp


*whips out cack*

*starts faping*




unironic fortniters in the house tonight


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