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satirical skit
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 No.510753


 No.510754

the lonely looking convenience store guy was working today too. maybe ill ask him to be friends

 No.510755

slide him the 162 business card

 No.510756

can you do that
just ask someone if they want to be friends

 No.510757

its not that easy

 No.510758

still remember a few years ago going on the beer run and the guy working behind the counter showed me his bong that he brings into work

 No.510759

it was on thanksgiving too

 No.510760

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congratulations toot!

 No.510761

*checks savings account*
ah fuck…

 No.510762

*checks savings account*
im invincible

 No.510763

$1 in my savings
$61 in my checking
$150 in cash
this is to last me until christmas

 No.510764

thats like 21 bottles of vod

 No.510765

lol

 No.510766

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>son why dont you come out and say hi to the rest of the family

 No.510767

$13.90 per bottle after tax.. could get 15 bottles of vod and have $12 left over for a christmas gift for my parents

 No.510768

yeah but
dont

 No.510769

lol

 No.510770

nigger

 No.510771

tin

 No.510772

i sure am happy i didnt go over to my grandparents for thanksgiving

 No.510773

theyre happy too

 No.510774

modern society has no respect for the eldery it makes growing old a nightmare

 No.510775

i went to grandmas it was ok

 No.510776

theres no fucking way i was going there to spend 5+ hours sitting around

 No.510777

notice how many times that guy got shot and he was still alive for a while after. people shit over cops shooting someone 16 times like it's part of the "murderous cop madness" theyre supposed to shoot until the threat stops and if dude has throwing knives and can use them you better shoot him

 No.510778

imagine defending cops

 No.510779

*tosses a knife at you*

 No.510780

lol

 No.510781

*bang bang bang*
oh pad shitter we got youurrrr cerrreeaaal
*smashes box under door*
why dont you come out and eat some with us buddy >:)
*stabs knife wildly under door crack*

 No.510782

one honey nut

 No.510783

black friday…

 No.510784

what if we bought some stuff on sale now and then resold it in two weeks on ebay..

 No.510785

parp friday

 No.510786

buy low sell high… sounds familiar…

 No.510787

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>>510778
i like cops in a Trumpy way. the media hates both of them too much. they have it so wrong and are so biased its dystopian:
"blue men bad. blue men kill black kids. i'm filming you blue man"
the nigs and fags chimpout for every justified shooting of a black person by police now b

 No.510788

thing is that most of these deals are fake and the discounts are highly exaggerated or the product is junk that they only sell on black friday (like teevees)

 No.510789

parp parp brap

brap brap parp

tooooooooooooooooooooooooot

 No.510790


 No.510791

the free market has no respect for the eldery it makes growing old a nightmare

 No.510792

4 more hours until its drinking time!

 No.510793

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i need 1500 vbucks immediately!

 No.510794

okay but what is that in satoshis

 No.510795

we own and build private dual purpose prisons/elder care centers

 No.510796

adds nothing

 No.510797

*buys 20k vbucks with doge coin*

 No.510798

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap p*rp

 No.510799

*whips out cack*

*starts faping*

 No.510800

*fapes*

 No.510801

unironic fortniters in the house tonight

 No.510803




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