toot see : >>495624
we're going on a twip
they look so peaceful
how did the filteration go?
lol i went with my 20 year old korean and taiwanese girl friends
dont tell tinny
i didnt do it after i convinced myself the filter might take some of the alcohol out
i should go to bed
are you guys happy
only when i’m playing pokemon
Actor Bryan Cranston Confirms "Breaking Bad" Movie Is In The Works!
thanks for posting
she’s got nothing on anita
i don't want to like anita but i do
just deleted that post because how bad that video was and didnt want to subject anyone else to it
ohana means family. family means nobody gets left behind. but if you want tp leave… you can. i'll remember you, though
toot give us back https you clown
i will pay you in free moderation services
dont pay him sickzii
dont give him a damn cent
dont give him shit but a dab
10 serbian dinars
i've told you guys i'm really good at yo-yos before. but i never told you i'm also a good fingerboarder
next you should get into devil sticks
remember when the magic had dwight howard..
simply do not remember that
sippin on some skol
we appreciate those guys dude
leave anita alone stalker incel freak
i bet if you faked tics for as long as anita has streamed you would start to develop them for real
i meant for faking your own tourettes stream. you wont get as many tips as her but you might be able to pull off tourettes if you had weird twitches or spasms happening in the same spot.
they dont all swear, the tourettes kid i knew in elementary school said the word "bone" in front of every word he said. (bone hi bone toot bone when bone are bone you bone gonna bone fix bone this) he also said "meeeeeeeegaaaaamaaaan!"
bone me sickzii
this hits really close to home
anita says nyanya :3
some of the swearing tiks she says are good enough to steal and use as your own catchphrases
i have a cunt. i have 10 cunts and a baseball bat
i fucked a cat, i fisted a cat
i want to fuck your friends
my cock is on fire
ok but you forgot the "nyanya" tic
if i had it like her i would be saying the darkest nastiest shit because of my fucked porn brain and all the nasty shit i've seen and heard about that she's never heard of (so she wouldn't tik them)
can we all agree that only morons watch subbed anime
we can all agree that only morons watch anime, yes
i like taking my dogs knot
i love being told by my barber that my hair is getting thinner
i disagree. pedos & children watch anime too
ah yes, i see my 4gb $40 tetris game has finished downloading
time to play some tetris
sickzii take me to your badroom…
pick your battles, vocaloid
sickzii push me against the wall…
imagine a 6 incher
i dont have to imagine :(
should consider yourself very fortunate if you have 6+ in
think about if you had a 4 incher, zoinks
i dont have to think about it…
woke up read a bunch of posts hmm
how much is 6 ba ba boo boo "units" in cm
toots added some new banners
on the side?
the elusive sidebanner
i dont see any sidebanners
is this a crisis actor
gleepy please respond
i want a comprehensive incel database
we dont need gun control we need incel round up
no sane human acts like this when they lose their child
cali ain't a state of sanity tho
i never lost a child i wouldnt know
i think shes a mom of dead kid they zogged into reading a statement. convinced her it would help others or stop drumpf? maybe even a bribe.
if your kid just died you probably wouldnt be hitting talking points about gun control and getting in all the soundbyte quotes the news needs.
if it was a real interview with her she'd be a mess and saying irrational stuff about gun control like youd expect
thanks for the prompt reply gleepers i can always count on you
can always count on gleep and reek to drop the redpills on the comm
i do my best. i have to think of stuff to say and then do esl checks
good morning padniglobley
please shut the fuck up
i'm going back to sleep for a couple hours
yeah so please be quiet so sleep can be had
were you the lilyhammer?
gleepy youre a huge sack of shit
my only reply to any of those posts was to say it's lil uh hammer. i remember from the olympics
you cant talk to gleepy that way
when you're ace #1 every greaser is gunning for you
stay golden greaser gleepy
I'll give you something to grease
that lilyhammer poster probably just had 5g antennas installed outside his house hes probably already dead
nerf bastion! :D
sigh im going to miss him
they're buffing bastion because of that song
reminds me of that quote from crime & punishment
i noticed she closes her eyes to concentrate and focus a few times. she reads in a choppy cadence (like when the stupid people read aloud in class)
she doesnt use any pauses like you would in conversation. she talks like shes saying 1 long run on sentence because shes too stupid to handle the punctuation in the statement she had to memorize
(i know i didnt use many periods in that post idc)
i don't like ant of these quotes im seeing
lol thats the mom of the bouncer guy who was also at the las vegas shooting
such retarded bullshit they really think we're all dumb assholes
restocked the toilet with turds
young men are killing themselves
they probably released him but forbade him from making further videos like druidlocket
toot what is the chance for someone to be at 2 different mass shootings? i know this is a doable problem
hol up lemme get mah abacus
YOU SHOULDVE PICKED MERCY
i remember this one it has everything even the guy playing the plate early in the morning meeting cleeeEEeean up on him
I love the kkk lady laughing at him after he reads off another license plate
if i forget to take my medicine then ill be sick
help me im doing it again
what's gookin', gook gookin'?
i declare a intifada against reddit
im a nigger inside
i originally wrote fatwa but i looked up the definition and it doesnt actually have anything to do with violence so i changed it guess i forgot the a to an
we were doing a vigil to gaslight them. how dare they confront us
never been high t enough to rage over video games
lets get it to 0
simply love seeing reddit memes on my 162 feed
eating your headphones builds test
still reeling from the israeli lobby doc i saw. how badly they abuse the term anti-semite is so much worse than i thought possible
e michel jones always makes that quip that antisemite used to mean someone who didnt like jews now it means someone the jews dont like
*kills myself ironically*
im already tracer xD
afro pubes are sickening
if you disagree with the actions of a jew or israel your an anti-semite
heres doc againhttps://youtu.be/Vuk1EhkEctE
remember the black eliot rodger from r9k before r9k became an exclusively faggot board
yeah kind of never thought he was that interesting
he sure could BBQ though
can you smoke meats without a smoker?
so what made r9k turn into a fetish board instead of a lonely loser board
its ziis fault he turned us so gay
interesting how the sages just disappeared
whatever script they used to record them broke when moot made sage invisible its like that on every board
why does it smell like pip?
this is when you buy
Despite the fact that I dislike these games, it's disgusting that you would rather steal the games than reward the developers hard work by laying for them. Hundreds of people spend years creating these games and scum like you just pirate them
bet this will get 200 replies on v
adrian seems like a swell dude
toot make some sense of this
hows himasugi these days
more like jewt
cant imagine being attracted to little kids
women are supposed to have wide child birthing hips
i wanna pregonate aya..
yeah yeah we get it you're a norm
youre not toot
toot is a generous kind boy
feels like a spider laid eggs in my nose
someone slam this freak
nobody works for free
the shorter one was better
you also only get paid after you work not before
think of it like a season pass
more like ben shartpiro
i dont come here to think
i farded and shidded
i just want you to know that you mean nothing to me
remember nada dad story…..
are there any other types of chess games that have a "scene"
interesting that fennekin was able to penetrate the genwunner crowd…
i saw you on /qa/ paddington
are you sure?
imagine if god killed me right here right now
*laughs so people understand i got the joke*
currently downloading something that claims to be pokemon legpee…
hi this is nada~..
hows ur life goin'?
i am drunk today too~
i am living life with drinks nowdays
u know when u drink, u feel better?
i was walking in the rain after having drinks with friend in the cafe
the rain that is…
my dad always wanted to do some business…
had many failures because of those tries…
but before all those failures
he wanted the happiness of our family…
but… he couldnt…
no… because of that 1 guy…
my dad was very healthy…
very healthy… my dad was very strong…
he wasnt skinny like me
he was big..
he never lost vs people
and when we were living in the name of poor
my father fought with gansters only with his 2 hands…
oneday my mother came back home with all bruises over her face
my dad grabbed a metal pipe
and gone to the corporation ..
he leaped over the fence to revenge for my mom…
its like that…
thats how much he loved our family
and thats how strong he was…
the 1 guy …. drinking driving… and by illegial U-turn
dad is in the sky now…
this isnt a destiny.. its an error of destiny…
an error of the sky…
the error that never supposed to be happend…
ha………i still feel empty…
but not a long ago… when i walked in the rain…
i felt it..
it was like…
my father's tear
think i have to get brave back…
i talked with my friends in Gumi(state of korea)… alot of talk…
everyone is living a hard life…
i felt it now…
i realized how happy life i am living while talking with my friends…
i realize it now… now… now i realize…
yes i have to wake up again…
having no practice now is killing me…
if i go back to seoul…
practice hard… so no one can beat me…
and for sure… i will dedicate all those winnings and honors to ..
im going back …
im going back to the real nada…
i will take care of my family dad..
*offers my asspussy to sickzii*
svidler+chessbrah was way more entertaining than this fag he's got now
what mouse are you guys using? mine is getting annoying…
cm storm xornet but i dont think it really matters
any mouse will do
every time i try a mouse thats not lg it just turns out to be shit
some cheap 10$ shit from walmart ive had for like 3 years
ah yes, MOBA Gaming Mouse
whats weird? i can fix it
the scrolling wheel is fucked
returned the first one
second one had the same problem but not as bad
if you have old broken extra copy of the same mouse you can fix anything
the scroll wheel is now encased from underneath the inside of the top of the mouse and ive never taken that apart before.
but, there will be 2 springy metal clips in there that are out of place. thats whats causing the problem
I use a $60 mouse.
havent used a mouse in years
With such small pee pees white people were most likely expelled from Africa, since only the 7 foot tall junglemuscle schlongs survive!
cointelpropill me on incels
they can be easily manipulated to focus their hatred against the blacks. nigs taking our women is why they cant get sex
just took a fat shit
rub the cracks of your mouse with one of my favorite things: 91% rubbing alcohol
rub the crack of my ass daddy
beerchad what are our college football bets today
bully my ass sickzii
the scroll wheel suddenly started working….toot…pulling his strings…
fuck you nigger
i guess its pulling the strings
i am esl
will watching lain help me to understand toot more?
it will only leave you with more questions about toot
bought an nvidia shield tv so i can watch infowars and jordan b peterson in 4k in my living room
im a gay frog
what the fuck is an nvidia shield tv
joe rogan too but idk if he streams 4k
you guys act like such noobs sometimes
ive come to the conclusion that adding pixels past 1280x720 does nothing to enhance the experience
*drops a casual 10000x10000 pic into the thread*
if you play halo 2 and then jump on to halo 5 youll quickly realize that better graphics add nothing to the experience
moonrocks (the weed kind)
If You Can Master These Ancient Laws About Yourself, You’ll Become Unstoppable
There are no “new” fundamentals. Contrary to popular belief, there are fundamental laws that determine much of your life: your performance, energy,
She Bangs the Drums
keep watching your super hero nigger normie movies and sports in your shitty 720p
ill be watching br2049 in epic 4k on my oled tv
the girl reading this
Gunman apparently stopped shooting to post online
ugh i want some sushi
can you please go under 6k
can you please suck my nuts
we're too expensive for you
the dude is fucked in the head
kanye is tge only based nigger
i bet kanye has mad drug fueled sex with anime realdolls
i hate the chinese so much
sushi makes you gay
i like sushi
got my switch grip in the mail today too
i'm an agent of chaos
why does rym hate punk so much
oh big henny
man gyuri fucking sucks at fps games lol
boring hours hope beerboy wakes up soon
wtf is t series
quasimodo predicted all this
t series? aint nothin but a bitch
why doesnt bwappa de bingo want to eat his fish
FUCK YOU BWAPPA EAT THE FUCKING FISH
*paws at plastic lid*
shut the fuck up
hunny nunny cheeweewoos onwee
this dumb nonfisheating motherfucker
@1:00 mirrors the pad/bwappa relationship perfectly
pad leading bwappa on with the false pretense that he will gift him a game if he just does what he tells him to
you will not divide us
toot please help me with the math i will donate many btc, ltc anything
its pronounced maths
toot only accepts wasabi'd UTXOs
for the third time
you dont know what you're talking about
no one cares
i got nothing
at least one person cares
people who don't destroy blizzard i spit
people who destroy blizzard real shit
people who care about blizzard i snore
the new rsg is more epic
are u supposed to chill tequila
are you okay, anime?
i'm not anime i just loved that picture so much i saved it
*slips on my red tshirt* blizzcon here i come
blizzard “rebalanced” wc3 reforged
how bad is this game going to be
the new rsg has 2 bitches suckin his dick
wc3 was pretty unbalanced
his mistress aims his jizz at his main bitch
yeah yeah yeah kid just like sc retard
the scene is already dead
theres a tourny going on right now with literally all the best players and the prize pool is 9k usd thats pocket change even dota minors get like 200k prizepools
will someone cosplay as him or will he be forgotten
jerry has 10k and chessbrah has 4k
no bw is really balanced
just shut up already you got epicly owned
no i didnt you did
drank way too much last night..
fortnite is going to do something horrible like come out with a weekly tournament that pays $1 million to the winner each week
wow another king floating draw SIMPLY FUCKING EPIC
mornin' bb you wanna play something
no I didnt you did kid
stfu kid you’re starting to piss me off
yes isabella but you have to understand
these people on the internet…
what are you gonna do to me
f is a monotonous function [0,1]->R
prove that there exists a constant C such that for all natural n:
ever seen goblin slayer?
youre gonna bore him to death?
retards make me uncomfortable
>f is a monotonous function
rings too close to home huh?
*saves a thumbnail*
based thumbnail barabro
ugh looks like a nice pic too
wow ive been off 4chan for too long
That wing-clipping move is just so unrealistic (on every level). And the german introduces himself as a member of JG26 while the plane is painted in the fashion of JG27 (the Messerschmidt/Spitfire models don't go simultaneous in the timeline as well). And it is not thaaat hard to find a translater nowadays…sorry, but if you wanna come up with war-movies, be prepared for the nerds who know the details
it's always nice to meet a fellow kekistani
shes too retarded to have written that
nothing keeps the skol man down.. here comes the banana boat
some yakuzas just got rid of jake
that would be epic
do the yakuza have reach to china
china has the triad
hope they kill him
hold on let me slip on over to reddit.com/r/hapas
Sexpat completely full of himself.
The dude has somehow convinced himself that he looks attractive, when he is plain af. I've watched his streams, and he clearly thinks every girl that walks by him is eye fucking him when they aren't. I've never seen a bigger narcissist.
I've noticed he has a tendency to rudely insert himself, uninvited and arrogantly, among large group of asians (especially those with females), and tries to excuse his loud arrogant attention seeking behavior as sociable. I find it hilarious when his followers idolize him to be some god-like pick up artist when the dude is nothing more than a GDI bug eyed queer.
There was one video where this chick was hanging out with his boyfriend, and Beta Jake keeps on retardedly saying to the GF "your boyfriend is the most handsome one here" in high hopes that the GF would correct him and say "no Jake, you're the hottest one here, I want to hop on your SWC right here right now" smh.
He keeps a good front by speaking the local language and befriending beta male locals who he essentially uses to AMOG.
lol this guy is so butthurt
they say sexpat like thats a bad thing
big ol jboobs in my face
>>496026>he didnt use latex tags
getting humiliated again
people say narcissist when they mean conceited
what does "|<" mean
the first absolute value bracket got left off
looks like a nigger typed that "equation"
its called an inequality fucktard
baited that nerd hard
still wondering what a monotonous function is
obviously she meant monotonic
is it a function that says the same thing over and over again lol
ah yes, the classic riemann sum error bounds
hate the smartnorm hours
for me it's the lebesgue integral
iwayuru yasser function
R: 236 / I: 170
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someone explain this one
basically it's a huge homo posting gay shit
you shouldve gone for the head
dude wtf my mom just walked in right as you posted that
just tell her it's for the survival of the japanese race
why doesnt he just get a bunch of jakenbakes in there?
this is exactly what tinnys been saying
stop posting that boy
fortnite has more players than all of steam isnt that wacky
30 grand for a fuckin pig
only in drumpfs america
anyone still doing no fap november
guys i think i might be reddit
on average it's been 1.5 times a day this last week
or this past week
only native anglo spics will know
native anglo spic here,
take the trolley to la cantina
no way jose
muchos gracias mate
let me guess it's a wh*toid wh*re
and that's the male equivalent
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄. …….. ….
work we like the MATE environment
chao did the vampire makeup better
dad taking out the recycling…
putting everything in the wrong bin again…
kick his ass
mate is pretty slick
its the true gnome vision
[RAM] Antec Memory 5 Series *RGB* 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-2400 $89.99
so was bigfoot real or not
*sends a couple of dadegoblinas to apprehend a full grown dadeape*
guess ill be brapper
im already brapper
nerf padder >:3
i feel like shit
i am shit
youre right so toonsnake
there is no corralling the ape hopped up on a mix of four loko skol and flakka
dade ape fights off 15 cops while flossing
we're watching the raptors game in 10 minutes
im playin tetris
eggman are you seeing this
we're watching ufc later tonight :3
we're watching taggo trying to get 70s wr
actually we're drinking tea and trimming our pubes
this post challenged my world view
delicious just like my grandpa used to make
The sun ain't even up yet, I'm thinkin' 'bout the skol(Sip)
admit you have a problem
being based as hell isnt a problem
zfg is streaming hundo
nvm its not hundo
remember when moot got cucked
alright CALM DOWN
oksohi MY NAME IS BOXXY
based neo pokespammer
moots a good lookin dude…
anyone have that pic where hes opening up a door and his hair is all blown back
wish moot would do anything publicly…
he's done with us
we mean nothing to him
he works for google now
u wanna play a few rounds of survivio
wasn't he hired to try to revive google+?
ugly thighs l2shave retard
im too hungover boot up a skrib lobby
This kid grew up eating worms on the playground for attention.
we're worm eaters
I got a worm you can eat, kid.
i did that with my boogers instead of worms
i cant handle the responsibility of making a lobby
reeki should do it
Don't reply to me you sick freak.
Your posts are not comfy.
*rolls up some reefer*
It's called a fraternity and it costs a lot of money, kid.
wouldn't like it if it was these mutts
the pure aryan henny boys on the other hand…
guy on the right puts 'em back
Henny is a negroidozoidal caucas drink you naive kid.
White men drink craft beer.
it's too early to talk about drinking
that's really bad for you :/
Wait until SHTF, kid, and you're begging me to let you into my apoc bunk.
It will NEVER happen; Trespassers will be shot on sight.
If you're even man enough to hump the 50+ mile hike to the "covenant".
never got how they do that… i had alcohol poisoning once but it was from drinking over a long span that much at once i feel i would just die
they throw it all up afterwards u idiot
yeah i wonder what that feels like after you drink an entire bottle
like a half hour later what do u do
*hooks up the usb blood alcohol calculator*
now im allowed to post
first time i ever drank i was like 16 and had about a half of one of those subway cups full of vodka in ~10-15 minutes because i didnt know any better
spent the rest of the night trying to stay awake so i could throw up more
I'm drunk as fuck right now. Fiending for /tea/ to open.
Been drinking my moms red grenadine.
Smoked one of her parliaments I'm like high as fuck right now.
had to get me another bottle of that rothschildian stuff
shit mustve been hexed afterall
just wish legpee would leak already…
Casino bing bing level 9999999 wahoo simulator?
Play a real mmo like p99, kid.
*slides you an unopened bottle of skol*
way too many spaces
count to 2 mississippi while holding return
my diet is working
Grow up, kid.
Learn to play a real MMO like EQ.
i chugged a 750ml bottle of jim beam once at an allston party because it was really shitty and i hated all these romulan faggot hipster kids that were there so much. i got drunk reallllly fast. i threw the bottle at people we were with 10minutes after. 30 minutes later we were on the subway, there was nowhere for me to puke so i just put my head down, blocked my face with my arms in a cradle and barfed all over myself
people noticed it.
in the car i remember opening the passenger door on the highway and seeing the rode fly by while i puked out the door a bunch of times,
woke up barfing all the next day. i had the worst hangover and felt weak and shakey for 2 days (i think i might have got alcohol poisoning)
this is what we call an average friday night here
>>496258>i chugged a 750ml bottle of jim beam once at an allston party
Stopped reading there because you're a worm eating kid.
Learn to respect yourself first, then I might consider reading your posts, kid.
booted up dota again
i'll strive for this
tooted up bota again
I vote straight democrat because they're actual real people.
we like that game
going for the gamer vote is unironically a great idea
gamers are dying today in the furry war
when i had ap i couldnt even drink water for 24 hours without puking it back up
the whole day was just lying in the bathroom puking and fading in and out of consciousness
i remember dreaming about falador a lot even though i hadnt played runescape in years, think my brain was trying to hide me there so i wouldnt die
100% asian, im first generation immigrant
I despise chugger faggots that drink hard liquor.
Took a cf to a party once and he got immediately wasted off some shitty candian whiskey.
Thought I was his bro, so he asked me for some water, so I got him a nice big mixed drink of sprite and whiskey.
He ended up passed out on the front porch throwing up with everyone coming/going to/from the party fucking with him.
Had an epic LOL at him over that.
skipped all these ricardo posts
what type of person posts on s4s
what are they like irl
what do they do
having booze in you making you sick and not throwing it up isnt good. it's like with horses
you can lead a horse on a beer run but you can't make him sip
i think they'd sip it like how dogs do
did anyone save that pic ricardo just deleted
*watches a censored jav to clean my mind*
why'd you delete it
toot deleted it hes against doxing
laying in bed
shaking and sweating while rocking back and forth repeating to myself
"sip the skol pay the toll"
stick it on mixtape and link it
instagram is so degenerate
anita is right, asking for a girl's instagram is basically like asking her for softcore porn of herself
yeah anita is right
dear god please give me one momo gf
what about it
still as degenerate as it gets
i heard the new dlc makes the game fun tell me if its fun
imagine pinnin her down…*
she would slice your dick off with her wakizashi if you even touched her
suckin dick and takin names
how do you think virgin marys husband felt when she said she was pregnant
i'd eat a few veges beforehand
once i enter the stance there's nothing that can stop me
it doesn't count if it's just the tip or shes asleep
he was going to divorce her but an angel came to him in a dream and told him to trust her
what's in the bag?
Disgusting to think he surpassed me.
Stop tormenting me and posting him.
if i knew i wouldnt tell you because you would abuse cats with it
What a 3rd world shit hole.
how many eggs did he crack in that cup without washing it
disgusting and dangerous
Stupid mulatto whore faking tourettes.
he cooks the damn thing you retard
Stupid asshole enabling some faking mulatto whore.
I hope toot hunts you down.
yawn w/e ricardo
doesn't change the fact that the cup is full of salmonella and other shit excreting poisons into the leftover egg that goes into the next guys meal
Stop calling me ricardo fucking retard.
I mindfucked you into thinking thats my real name.
Fucking new fag.
startin to get mad at my laziness
so do you just not eat eggs lmao
grade-a retards on this comm
ofc i eat eggs
i just dont crack them in the same mixing dish i used 12 hours ago without washing it
Watch your back, kid.
tardlaughing at this tard
i can't see my back retardo
why bro they might have salmonella and cooking definitely doesn't take care of that
Mongoloid european retard.
We don't eat diseases in America.
This is what qualifies as entertainment in a 3rd world shit.
im getting blind drunk today
alcohol brings out the be(a)st in you
the chances of an egg having salmonella is extremely low… but letting raw egg sit around at room temperature in a shithole like that increases the chances by like a billion
my life is fucked
you sound like a huge pussy
no i just dont want the shits from a literal shithole
how do i unlock the mysteries behind this painting
*enjoys my egg pancake*
what's that pussies did you queef at me didn't hear you
youre a dumbass nigger so whatevs really no biggy tyrone keep on niggin on
i like girls!
youre a dumbass nigger so whatevs really no biggy tyrone keep on niggin on
holy shit hope he washed that mixing bowl having an aneurysm thinking about the salmonella that might be on that thing
why do you keep posting and romanticizing 3rd world pig shit?
no shit he did he isn't cooking in a shithole
yeah but DUDE he served it not fully cooked the fuckign slamsonaolla bro wtf!?!?!?!?!!?!
chickens… eggs… cooking either of these horrible disease vectors requires bottles of rubbing alcohol
the world will end in 2012 so why even bother with anything
like i said the chances of egg having salmonella are extremely low…
now if he let it sit out for 12 hours and tried to serve it to me id throw it in his face
me in the middle, powering through the demons
for me its saint simeon stylites
thats what 162 looks like when tin drops a truthbomb on the comm
we dont do that comm shit
get used to it
all these 3rd world pajeets defending general ching chong salmenella got me tardlaughing
niggers probably live in sheds
*slides you an ice cold vod and water*
these recipes are okay but
*prepares the chicken*
poland? worse than the shittiest third world shithole
we like that one weird russian communist clown here
i have some smoked gouda and whole wheat bread
remember when mcdoubles were only $1…
sure do. pretty mad they changed it
i want to die
do americans really do this
everything will be okay
back from rl
im alive but its hard to call it rl
did you talk to girls
if ur depressed just go travel
is brapper here
there was only one old one who worked at the hardware store. she was plain and unsexual. like the pregnant cop in fargo
blog more for me daddy
wonder how that okcupid date went…
remember its not always about putting on your BEST watch, sometimes its about picking the one most appropriate for the mood
i dont own a single watch
i have a lil timex but i dont wear it
my mood? casio g-shock dw-5600e
i dont own any pockets
this boy leases his pockets…
my teswa? leased
i wear a barrel with straps like the monopoly guy after he goes bankrupt
i love all women
*slips on barrel*
whats poppin gamers
WHUUUUUZZZ PAHHHHHH-PIIIIIIIIIN GUH-AYYYMERS
is true culinary art
my favorite type of food? molecular gastronamy
just went to the corner store down the street from me that i haven't been to since i was a kid but used to go to every day
it got bought out by some big corporation and they really zogged the place out.. coffee wasn't even in the cherweewoo aisle and all they had was "mc cafe" brand and instant coffee
ended up getting ripped off on some starbucks french roast for like 15 bucks
what should i do with this information?
did any of you guys ever finish kill la kill
i dropped it after like i dunno 10 episodes or something
stick it in your pipe and smoke it you rude dumb idiot
yeah it was ok
yea i ifinshed idfghjdftr
i couldnt finish kill la kill either it was really boring
i'm going to put alien O.G. in my pipe instead
gleepy must have some wicked awful glaucoma
IM FINE BRENDAN
dont mock my milky eyes
my dog has milky eyes
imagine how blazed big gleep is right now
we have permanent black eyes here
her eyes are so intriguing. this is the best photograph i've ever seen
have you seen her grown up she turned ugly as hell
yea lol i was about to say that
of course she grew up ugly she was raised in afghanistan and pakistan and shit
she was really old
remember when tossbro got mad about my 56% dark chocolate?
a lot of people think that but they're actually trans
i remember when i got mad about it… right now. who do you think you are calling 56% dark? 60% is dark!
68-70% is inedible coffee grounds
the problem is staying busy for 16 hours a day
i would sure love to die right now
im not gay but…
everything will be alright
damn he's launching sc2
youre a good dude you know that
gonna get cold tonight
sickziis cock and ass…
worried about brapper he hasnt had a manic fit today that means something wrong
*swerves onto the narci off ramp*
*crashes into the divider and dies instantly*
does it even stream anymore
uhh…ok lets unpack that post
where the hell is my complimentary jgf
link the stream or die
i only finished kill la kill because at the time i was really sad and lonely and anime was my only friend
im sad and lonely and would never watch anime
cant even think ive been crying so hard
dont call her a fag
tonight im going to try and do every old wow raid for transmog
*pops an estridol*
yeah lay off her
you should read the bible instead
i like 100% baker's dark chocolate but im too lazy to take a pic i did a few months ago
toot post your big gamer belly
and i got 4 different bottles (sip)
which one will i drink i got options (options)
bb u wanna play a few rounds of surivoi
just hit the fence… dog bark… yes i sip skol…
you're missing out big time bro
let me go take a piss outside and refill the yeti
yung sipper still sippin
name 1 (one) good anime
my word is law
your word isnt worth space on the wall of a shitter stall
u learn that one from ur faggot dad?
lets all pray for apocalypse
yeah he taught me a few other things too like how not to rip the skin
anita's reaction to that was so precious :3
*sperms in your ass*
wish presidents still hated kikes
*boots up league of lol*
stop being a hipster dude no one cares about views
oh yeah go listen to green day FAGGOT
fine maybe i will
hell yeah gg
thanks for the carry on that dub
dont bother posting more
generally no views means it's either new or a niche genre
both of which means you're likely to hear something interesting
or it means its trash nobody cares about
ufc is on tonight!
you dont have to do anything just unsub
escape the cycle
"just unsub" is just like "just dont drink"
yeah stop drinking too
there is no alternative
its not too late
screw off incels
the xannies are an alternative
fuck off incel motherfuckers stop ruining the world
suck every last drop of my cum until my dick is drained
fuck off incel motherfucker
we need to talk about the incel problem
remember that any able bodied man is capable of r*** so we're all technically volcels
toot refuses to act
its my one complaint of his leadership : he lets these retards roam free
IM GONNA CUM!!!!
5 hours until its drinking time!
these incel nazi freaks need to be taught a lesson
lick my nuts dogooderQ
post that alvin and the chimpmunks pic
less than one month until daisy smash time
are we smashing
post your belly, freak
my ilvl is higher than this fucking nerds and i ended sub after first month of bfa lol
well arent you special *rolls eyes*
are you tho
this anime was not that good
toot make it so
a lot of this new music you kids listen to sounds like fags on a synth trying to play james carpenter or brad fiedel songs.
i blame stranger things
and then hes back, but you don't want to see him
no its horrible you freak
youtube censor alg has wiped out so many good johnny reb songs and a bunch of other stuff
burn in hell pig
hope toot hunts you down
doesn't matter what he says
is tiktok just vine but more limited
ok im home
the split screen is part of it i think
every step that i take is another mistake
only 3 videos added to my watch later list. thats not nearly enough to keep me occupied tonight. gunna have to game again
the step you took off the stool was a good one
y’all need jesus
it’s a brapper padley raid toot help!!!!!
fucking ban forever
that artist is p nice
>that artist is p nice
we don't blue here friendo
if that’s really pad why no gardevoir cosplay?
thats deviant as heck
based teaching the kids tolerance before they grow up to hatehttps://youtu.be/xNOBlyvaPKo?t=42
padevoir sitting on lappy buy steam game
i want to hold a girls hand!
thats my secret move
my secret move is raping them at gunpoint
padevoirs girly hands…
hold my pocket bitch
thats a hell of a secret
i just got done being a lobster i can't be a gard vore yet
when the tranny goes full dystopic @ @3:00…
childless women are a menace
unbased ped freaks
kinda looks like some kind of sexual bionicle
all bionicles are sexual
i need a new quilt because this one is deteriorating and pieces of lint keep getting in my eyes
this nigga got an AIDS quilt
lightning are looking good tonight..
the B's are on dude
is UFC happening real soon?
taupe is for fags
no es bueno
its on right now.. the main card starts in an hour thoughhttp://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-denver-2018
ooohhh some ufc..
how do you pronounce ufc
the florida boys…
imagine being from florida
you gotta worry about lizards, gators, giant apes, tin
can someone please spoonfeed me a UFC link? i dont have access to reddit
dont forget hurricanes twice a year
got this sub 5ft goblina cashier at the liquor store the other day
she commented on my gray hair
was she hot
a spicy goblina?
lock the doors and set the building on fire. burn her alive
no she was older
natty take the pain away
khloe kardashian is a spicy goblina
thanks, the only one i know is frontrowsports and it wasnt working out
taima is probably the best since theres no ads and shit in the background
lick my nuts nigger!!
a lil distinguishing salt n pep… makes them girlies go nuts…
imagine if you could pay extra money for a sexy version of that massage…
for the spicy latinas with daddy issues yuh huh it does
whats the point in living if im just a big fat smelly retard
latinas dont have daddy issues papi
phony smile fake love
pokemon has always had hot ass girls look at misty bro
misty is like 10 or some shit aint she you PEDO
BUY ME A SWITCHIE WITH MY NEXT CHRISTMAS MONEY
i talked about nintendo switches with my creepy coworker
it was a different time
mom texted me what i wanted for xmas 20min ago
don't judge the local customs of pallet town
one nintendo switch mommy
posting about pokemon or nintendo is basically an invitation to post pokesmut
we went up to 16gb of ram and never looked back
i went down to 4
i got 64 gigz i spent $12000 on my pc
we downgrade our ram here
well we can still play flash games
*fires up mini-putt* time to game
im watching 2 girls with cornrows punching each other in the face
*fantasizes about choking her until her face turns blue*
she just seems like one of those girls, you know?
she looks like she smells bad
we like that here
*pops in voodoo by d'angelo*
yeah we gettin freaky tonight
*gets up on table*
*kicks the table so you fall*
*watches from a distance, unmoving*
*runs up to you and cums in your hair*
this boys a menace!
listenin to akon
violent bob ross lol
tin, this ice stream is ResidentSleeper
you probably think that you are better now better now
gonna have a 3some with this married couple lol
i'd only heard the radio version of his song "i wanna love you".
when i heard the uncensored version for the first time months later i lost my shit it was so good
whats so lmao about that
just some rando mediocre mon
is this the infamous night crew?
this is the night crew, baby!!!
training on experiments
night crew? the people's choice
my tooth is starting to hurt again
put a tea bag on it, im serious
not that kind of teabag!!!!!!
no that wont help its exposed nerve and root
i need a root canal
i like earl gray
hmmm might be about time for my yearly toothbrushing
totally sucks fucking balls!
it's just a rando game
make a private lobby
*death rolls you*
*drags you into the water*
*takes a fat shit while you're swallowing me so you have to eat my shit*
nerf bastion! :D
i wanna be winston
kinda wish i watched this wings game
theyve been on fire recently
hate blacks so fucking much…
i watched it
should not have won
it's called daggering. its how you dance to dancehall
shoutout to my boy sizzla kalonji
but they were down 3
was it an ot victory?
oh it was a shoot out
shoot outs are fuckin lame
you shouldve picked mercy
youll be praying for mercy when im through with you
it looks like they were messing with that girl but they were actually holding back and going easy on her.
compared to what happens at real dancehall soundsystems
can you guys see this or is it video unailable? i get that a lot now
that victory is tainted by padder
im taking that one as a win
why the fuck is that guy cutting a block of wood in the middle of some dance thing lmao
this feels like something id need less brainpower to enjoy
the daggering themed songs are funny if you pick up on a few
*bangs head against a brick wall*>>496806
wow this is awesome! niggers are epic!!
*starts a skrib lobby*
*immediately goes off to erp with my wow gm*
if that fat woman didnt interrupt him we might know
crazy how people pretend nigs are humans
yet they're smart enough to persecute and ban homosexuality
it's so unsustainable
are they still going to blame colonialism in a few hundred years when africa is still a backwards shithole
had fun drawing
the GM restored my old wow character so thats consolation for having to ruin the scribb game
king k rool in smash makes me uncomfortable
shantae not in smash makes me angry
that feel when dropped some redpills on my friend
tin drop a blackpill on the boys for old times sake
maybe she'll be dlc
one of the only good music posts weve had here
lets see what the alg has for me tonight..
literally just watched that
stop stalking me
kimmel is a skip for me
in the mood to game?
30 seconds in a guy starts splitting a log with an axe and a girl comes up and starts twerking on him and another girls jumps on him hahahaha
what are we gaming
our algs are aligned…
i saw her on tosh
it stopped being blizz when mike left
the stock dropped because angry incels threw an autistic fit on twitter
it had nothing to do with their earnings report
is the borat character supposed to be from khabibs country or is it a different one of the stans?
it was the curse of the red shirt
who the frick is khabibs
no it's incels. check weibo, china doesn't like it either
khabib nyrgangmdahmenidov from ufc
ah yes i see
*pops a 'pam*
itching to buy hotels
what's your weibo username
if you're talking monop get 4 houses and keep them. dont upgrade to hotels
im not in the market of keeping people from buying houses
hotels are a lot of work
isnt it just a bunch of maids and someone to check you in?
she's just done :D
every little thing you delegate is more money you have to spend paying someone else to screw up and leave you responsible for fixing it
i could delegate someone to fix that, too
i just need someone to delegate somone to find a legit monop website
that person you hire you will have to trust implicitly and the more you depend on that person the less credible your authority over any of it
you cant run a business like that you will basically just be milking whatever business the previous owner built up until it is run into the ground
i didnt actually check weibo lol what a fool
i dont give a fuck about other people trying to get houses
i just want to buy the houses i want to buy to make me happy
actual racist post
are you trying to say hotels cant be successful?
if i don't buy the houses im gonna end up dying or killing myself on accident!!
im saying if you do not bring something to the table as the owner your employees will recognize that and begin to resent then undermine you. running a business is hard work. even after you develop a framework of sustainable systems you still need regular reinvestment and constant scrutiny
there is a limited amount of houses. if you put 4 houses on everything tou have the game will run out of houses and no one will be able to build hotels without houses
this guys been watching too much hotel hell
this bed is RAWW
i watched 1 thing about how bad a game monopoly was
weve run a few companies and llcs in our time
someone try to do a jolie olie 'roo. i dont want to try right now because my mom is sleeping
don't think i'll ever understand how someone like jakenbake can get famous
why would god allow that
300 air strikes werent enough to take out a blue dragon lol trying again with 500
been thinking about becoming an english teacher for a few minutes now
the pressures of actually teaching people stuff seems too much for me
you dont really teach you are just the schools token white guy, its a prestige thing to show off to the kids parents
so you just stand there or what
did you not see the .webm?
being an english teacher in asia is piss easy
99% of the people in the area will think youre a clown though
he taught her two words in a span of 1 minute thats pretty good
best part was
just dont delegate her to teach people english… it'll come back to bite ya
we delegate here
im a master delegator
i need you to post for me for the next 5 minutes
so i just post here or what
i didnt teach her "no" lol
did you guys just see that delegation
yeah i saw. it wont go well, trust me
lock them in a room with a tv on and that handles all the education & english lessons
the crazy thing is thats his SECOND wife
padder i delegate you to make a new thread
i should get an extra space heater off amazon before they start fucking with the prices
an AC too…
too many stories about space heaters causing fires i would never get one
i like his friend who has a pinoy monkey looking wife. in a q&a part everyone said how she was ugly and looked like a monkey