the idea of downvoting someone makes me laugh
its so passive aggressive and gay just imagine the guy who does it smiling to himself like 'heh what do u think about THAT buddy??'
cant believe i spilled beer everywhere last night.. cant believe i bought that mechanical keyboard…
i go on r/kpics daily and downvote the gayshit
we love down voting here
makes us feel powerful
maybe youll think twice about spouting your simpleminded opinions on the powerpuff girls when IM around
got you now, kid
*buys downvotes for $100*
say goodbye to your karma points bitch :)
*scrolls through 30 pages of your posting history to find a r the donald post*
heh i knew i was talking to a nazi
reddit is such a shitshow cant believe we have some unironic dditers here
that smile she gives at the end…
*over stimulated squeal and cumsies*
its labor day weekend so technically today is saturday..
varg is such a fucking worthless bum lmao
should i watch training day
nah watch my life as a teenage robot with me
jenny is so hot
yeah its like her personality too its not just a carnal attraction
gonna get some v8 and vitamins in and ride out the hangover.. no idea how much i drank last night either
this is what success looks like
watch buffy the vampire slayer (tv series)
we should all watch buffy together
cant remember for sure but i think i used to have a crush on that buffy girl
we need a way to stream movie/tv
the radio was a bust i think i havent seen anyone post about it since the day it was brought up
we're gonna watch Charmed too
i eated too much and now im tires
whats charmed is it like sabrina
it has that hot girl who went insane after being raped by that fat jew
charmed is shit compared to buffy
i'm still sorting my music into playlists but i have a lot of music and it's boring so i do it bit by bit everyday
remember when we were trapped in padboys asshole for a week and toot didnt help us find a way out?
getting that neck soreness now im guessing i had about 10 drinks last night.. not bad..
we are making an intervention for beerboy
no point his liver is fucked
me and gleepy will be rolling on molly during if thats ok
rolling on molly (3-4 pills)
how do i find candid vids of people rolling off molly
this menthol painkiller cream my dad got is so good
I went to AA sober for the first time yesterday. Wanted congratulations but the attention was on someone else dying.
right off the bat the way this guy talks is obnoxious
its like…too fakey but not in a professional way like in a student giving a report in front of the class kind of way
enter me sickzii
do we like bash here?
does any kpop waifu like gta vc? sa? 4? 5?
radiohead? interpol? arctic monkeys? call of duty 4(2007)? witcher 3?
we prefer zsh
radiohead in 2018…smdh
music should be listened 10 years after it release, otherwise you will get wrong image of it
nah it should be listened to several days before its official release and then ignored for the rest of eternity
music shouldnt be listened to at all
top 10 weed combos
Jordan B Peterson - Calmly Dismantles Feminism Infront Of Two Feminists
ME GUST xcoomer IM AB OOOMER MOSNTER ENERGY DRINK LE SIPOSD TROLED HARD LELELE IRONIC ME GUSTA REDDIT UPBOATS IM IRONIC
gleepy whats it like to fall asleep in someones arms
bags of sand
im soooo ironic haha
ironic & aloof thats me
David Foster Wallace - The Problem with Irony
youre just insecure thats what it really is
*blows a fat cloud in your face*
someone post more of those joker gamer memes where he got rejected by some girl
those were hilarious
stop encouraging that retard hes dumb enough to think youre being serious
i don't get it
im serious i was lmaoing so hard at them
my stomach hurts from hunger but i dont want to make anything just gonna wait till it passes
you could use a nice bowl of ice soup
feelin like a freak on a leash *puts on tripp pants*
all based and red pilled
good going dipshit hes spamming normbook memes now
going to make some eggs
i have a few pics i could reply to an eggpost with… hmmm which should i use?
btw nice hair, and i like what you did with those nails do you do them yourself?
shitty off brand rick and morty
those pics suck
it's like the nikolas cruz video he made right before the shooting where he mentions some girl and says he'll always love her
veronica u fucking whore
can't help but think this is some kind of false flag by the guy that gets really upset by these to try to get us to hate them too
wow hes still posting them
ban the spammer
all we have to do is rise the fuck up and he'll stop
he only wants the best for us…
still dont get that we live in a society meme
how do i get upset by them when im the one spamming them on 4chan
Btw, the correct answer to the chick in OP is to say
>yes, I play games. I enjoy them a lot. I enjoy x game, and I like studying how to do y so I can be the top one. Sometimes I would sit quietly at home learning routines for this one mechanic.
Women don't care what you're into. They're attracted to your passion for the subject in general. It shows determination and control.
gleepy is this how we get girls?
theres nothing to get
idiots think its funny because its ironic same reason why normshit like filthy frank was ever popular
i'm da joka baby
i got girls when i had friends and hung out all the time. gaming is the opposite of what you want to do
gaming is my life
gleepy teach me some game
is that all you give out for free
dont understand why you keep posting that guy
is that the kind of stuff you find funny when you enter the corporate world do you also read dilbert
ham with eggs I puke
omelette looks real good right about now…
i tip my fedora to you, fellow gaymer
im having cheap ramen
carrot and corriander soup tonight…
gotta get that tan…
north is fucking ass slamming astralis lmao
14-1 first half
Embassy 'sonic attacks' may have been microwave blasts
sing the american anthem for me right now
let me hear that vocaroo you obese nigger
all rural areas will be blasted with migraine rays until they vote blue
gigacringe stop posting
burned 4 pieces of toast..
if you set the time lower you wont burn the toast
did gordan ramsey teach you that tip
crazy how shit these threads became when brapper was unbanned
i'm not brappa
brapper go suck a fuck you loser bitch
id like my xanny and iv now
toot are you going to wrangle this tard or what
toot why do you do this to us
absolutely love how toot lets people flagrantly shit up the thread for hours on end before he decides to do anything about it :)
haha absolyyuerly love it haha :)
in a perfect world this would be the height of the hangover and it would get progressively better after eating and replenishing my fluids but no.. we are only going donwhill from here
toot get on xmapp
IMAP XMPP IRC CHANNEL
wow epic bro
its not like any bait thread with a picture of a girl gets a million replies
gleepy says im an addict
got a lot of bad habits
i map u map they all map
never gonna drink again
should i get into one piece
are you writing a new word doc
it's just for livin'
no we (the comm) are getting into buffy
seething amerifat take your meds
hes still going..
it has over 200k views dude
nothing to omo about
thats what we like here
its ok to cry
thinking about either disc golfing or skating today
were too hungover to do any physical activity today except 5 minutes of biking at 11:45pm tonight
monkeys are fucking basted
2 bowls of carrot and coriander soup…
*hides my wives and daughters*
*smells their scent*
i know they're here and i'll r*** you until they show themselves!
you sound like my wife
now this is gaslighting
i dont care about the erosion of civil liberties i just want to draw pokeporn
i just want to take big dumps in the toilet bowl
good morning hehe
The US Army spent $2.4 million in production costs to link its latest recruitment efforts to the movie "Indpendence Day: Resurgence"
i posted this pic earlier
and i posted it now
been watching these https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUbO6rBht0daVIOGML3c8w/videos
always seems really cool until he includes the audio of clips where the player pulls something off and you hear the autistic chimpouts
theyre called pop offs
we are watching these today and feeling bad about ourselves
the military will only lend out equipment and personnel for movies if you give them script approval and final cut.
cant handle those without fiending
that madden tournament had a big pop off
FUCK RACISM… sry guys I had to say this… peace out
0-3 gf (not that gf)
4-6 dq xi
i fucking hate nazis… (can i say that?? o_O)
fuck it im going gf anyway
fuck ive been doing all these wqs on my alt without a fucking champions of azeroth contract!
do you have a darkmoon faire buff at least
i love virtualbox makes it so easy to test all these dank ass linux distributions
yea i just got it
was going to fish at the darkmoon faire but i have to level up my regular fishing to stop getting junk.. not worth it..
this carve is supposed to be common but ive fought legiana 5 times and still need more parts…….
I've been doing wqqqqs
id love to stomp on an american's fat head
the clip on my FUCKING MIC BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!
threads been real boring last 2 hours
wanna put that ketchup up her pooper
post something exciting then
god damn cheap chink zalman mics
sojung never recovered from the incident
didnt she get plastic surgery cause someone in scv bullied her
that someone was hbt
it was strings
beerboy sits still
i know hes getting ready to move
he jumps up like a cheetah and rushes for the exit
i run after him and tackle him down
he starts trashing around and yells "let me fucking go i need it!"
i wont let him go
seconds tick by and shack's closing time draws near
he realizes its too late and starts to cry
and i tell him he doesnt need it
looks like she could afford to vomit tbh
it wasnt strings he was just the fallguy
it was strings
wtf? is that sojung?
and thats that
oh 2014 lol whatever
ok basted i like this
David Hogg raises thousands to place billboard of Trump's anti-Cruz tweet in Texas
gonna nap hopefully theres some good posts when i wake up
dont wake up
nice gook bro
Make up artist Park Tae Yoon wrote about Kim Do Yeon's make up saying, "This kid is so pretty. She has no traces of fillers, every inch of her facial angles prove that she's natural-grade, along with her bumpy nose… Her beauty shines more with the angled and lifted brows."
Netizens thought it was inappropriate to judge someone's looks by calling it 'natural', which caused him to apologize.
2. [+944, -140] I feel like nowadays, you need to just keep your mouth shut if you want to stay out of trouble
5. [+65, -35] I think he was rude ㅋㅋㅋ Even if you're praising them, what gives you the right to post up someone else's picture and judge each of their facial features like that???
6. [+39, -3] Yes, there's nothing wrong with calling a celebrity pretty or anything ㅋㅋㅋ but he shouldn't be calling her natural like he's judging the grade of sashimi… He could've just called her a natural beauty but instead he described in explicit detail how she had no fillers in her face, how her nose is bumpy… that's rude. The people who don't get why what he said was problematic are the same people who go around judging women in public without realizing that they're being rude. I bet all the Nate losers who've never gone on a date think this is an actual compliment that women want to hear ㅋㅋ
7. [+37, -21] "Natural' ㅋㅋㅋ she's not some sashimi waiting to be graded… why couldn't he just call her a natural beauty?
just got a haircut
suck a FUCK tootnigPISS
downloading peppermintOS literally right now
there's fake sashimi?
basted fucking knetz know plastic makes perfect
not really a little bit longer
cant believe i was unironically considering showing a pic of some gaypop idol at the barber back when i was koreaboo
that would've been embarrassing
lmao gleep your a riot
yikes my dude
imagine showing a pic of bb top
imagine doing this really gay thing
yea ill have the french turkey
"yes make me look like this, except id like the green to be more pronounced"
ah yes the pareto principle
oops that was the wrong version hehe
made a burger for lunch
Sam Harris & Jordan Peterson in Vancouver 2018 (with Bret Weinstein moderating) — Night One
already ate it :\
that was fast…
im a hungry boy
this xilinx shit takes so long to compile programs
write your own compiler you stupid nigger
think i'm just going to be a retard forever
a woman at 18 has a fully developed body
we like hot teen pussy here
but still mentally immature
what is the proper form for a pushup
one hand on the ground the other behind your back
alexa answer that guys question
dude your brain…
do women ever really mature
Aubrey Plaza is really WEIRD and…AWKWARD. I love it!
ah yes these are the kinds of people i want reproducing
i really really wanna fuck aubrey plaza
kinda fat in the face
is he the one who's pregnant lol
it wasnt bad until i got to the tattoo
it was bad from start to finish
word we love that here
just replied to myself
dyed hair.. tattoos.. piercings.. likes to drink and do drugs.. thats the type of girls we like here
yup that's what being wasted looks like
When we last saw Spongebob and Patrick, their snail, Gary, had got arrested for gun possession and murder. Now Spongebob and Patrick were at the courthouse for Gary's trial. Although Gary was crazy and evil, Spongebob did not want him to be arrested for life. He still loved the snail like he used to before he became gay.
"Well," said Spongebob. "This is it; I really hope they find it in their hearts to let Gary go for what he did."
"He killed someone," said Patrick.
"Casey Anthony, O.J. Simpson. Need I continue?"
"Shhh, the trial is starting," said Patrick.
A security officer brought Gary into the courtroom. He was wearing a prison orange jumpsuit and looked very pissed off.
"Welcome to the trial of Gary Squarepants," said the judge. "Our first witness to come to the stand will be Gary's owner, Mr. Spongebob Squarepants."
"Thank you, your honor," said Spongebob.
"Mr. Squarepants, will you tell us exactly what happened?"
"Yes, your honor, Gary snapped the neck of one of his friends, for a stupid reason."
"And what was that reason?" asked the judge.
"Because Gary's friend spilt beer on Gary's leather jacket."
The jury murmured among themselves because Gary murdered for ridiculous reasons. Gary looked like he was about to scream and shout, and that's exactly what he did.
"You little faggot ass [bleep], I'll kick your [bleep] ass when I get-."
But before he could finish, the judge called order in the court.
"What happened next, Mr. Squarepants?" asked the judge.
"Well, Gary escaped and he made his other friends beat me and Patrick up. Patrick managed to get through them and then we escaped."
"USING MY BOAT!" screamed a person who just walked into the courtroom.
The creature was a squirrel, wearing a helmet and astronaut suit. The dome with a tree in it was the squirrel's house.
"Can you explain Mr. Squarepants?" asked the judge.
"Yes I can," said Spongebob wearily. "We kind of stole a boat to find Gary."
"I see, said the judge.
Gary hoped to himself that Spongebob would get arrested, and that he would be set free.
"Stealing a boat isn't as bad as murder," said the judge. "So Mr. Squarepants is off the (very small) hook."
Spongebob and Patrick cheered, and then the squirrel walked up to them.
"I guess stealing a boat to stop a killer was pretty brave of you guys, I won't kill you if you give me the keys to my boat."
Spongebob handed the keys of the boat to the squirrel.
"The name's Sandy Cheeks," said the squirrel.
"I'm Spongebob Squarepants; this is my partner Patrick Star."
"Sup?" said Patrick.
Sandy looked a little surprised when Spongebob said "partner", but minded her own business.
"May we get back to the trial?" asked the judge.
"Yes, your honor," said Spongebob. "After we escaped in Ms. Cheeks's boat, we searched for a few minutes and found Gary, his friend in the passenger seat started shooting a gun at me and Patrick. Then an officer saw it and started chasing Gary. Gary had no choice but to stop at a cliff, where he killed his friend with the gun that almost killed us. Then the officer got out of the car and cuffed Gary, and here we are right now."
"So," said the judge. "Two murders and possession of a gun, Okay, it is time to decide, Is Gary Squarepants, guilty or not guilty?"
After a few minutes, the jury had decided whether Gary was guilty or not.
"And so, Gary the snail is…"
The courtroom was silent and then…
"GUILTY!" screamed the judge.
"But, since Mr. Squarepants is kind of the reason this happened, it will be his decision whether the snail is guilty or not. If Spongebob says he's guilty, he will be escorted to prison for life. If he says not guilty, we will have to find more evidence and hold another trial next week. What is your choice Mr. Squarepants?"
The courtroom sat silent and still. There was no noise at all, not even breathing. Spongebob looked very upset and nervous. Every one stared at him, waiting for an answer. Would he send his beloved snail away and never see him again? Or would he say not guilty and just lose next week? STAY TUNED!
"My snail Gary is…."
"Guilty," said Spongebob quietly.
Gary, however, started freaking out.
"You little son of a bitch, when I get out of jail I'll [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]."
A security officer escorted Gary out of the courtroom. Spongebob knew that was the end. He didn't even want to come to the jail to see Gary. He was so upset and angry with him. He knew he should just leave Gary in jail and never ever see him. He didn't care anymore about anything. If he was gay, or if he just lost his favorite/only pet. Sandy gave Spongebob and Patrick a ride home. All Spongebob did was sit on the couch, he didn't even move. He had just entered depression.
ah yes, gamergate
reminds me of that hot gamergater girl
wow looks like i'll never play the remake eveer
who cares really
americans can dub it however they like, doesnt affect the original at all
just be more subtle about it and they wont even notice
if you dont eat anything else you can drink 13 beers tonight and meet your goal…
playing fallout new vegas :)
thats my favorite fallout game!
popped a xanny bar in ulduar
played fallout 3 and had fun with it, started new vegas but never got far for no reason in particular, started 4 and didnt get far because it was shitty
friendly reminder to stay hydrated
so why were linux teens praising gaben a couple days ago
ugh didnt see the email asking if i wanted to be a course instructor before now… bet someone else already took "my" spot already
otter bingo what are you rummage for??
might get drunk tonight
*actively participates in various coin sub'ddits*
bitcoin cash is the real bitcoin
that 1 megabyte limit was never intended to stay in place
it should have been removed long time ago
they are crippling bitcoin on purpose
check who funds blockstream
its AXA and the chairman of the bilderberg group
what did you post?
anime youtubers is where i draw the line
wish the weekend was three days
what are you gonna do tomorrow?
fuck my ass up
suelgi wet ass stink brain fucked up mma fighter brute nigger nose
thats what we like here
youll never catch me tootshitpiss
horrible posts rn
as in, pure trash
come at me tootnig
toot slay that motherfucker
hes asking for it
he cant do shit to me
we tailsposters are invincible
cringy af dude :S
mommy hes cwingy af
MOM LOOK AT IT
fuck off brapshit
toot you drink my piss
smite me down
im shitting on toot so hard rn
im literally pepe
ok i bought hero (2002, dir. zhang yimou)
and legend of the black scorpion (alt title "the banquet", 2006, dir. feng xiaogang)
*fires up some pop corn*
had a dream i was in one of those korean massage parlors f'ing this gook whore and for some reason i started beating her up then i was panicking trying to escape before the gook yakuza caught me and on my way out there was a pregnant black woman and i pushed her down some stairs she had those yakuza tats on her big pregnant belly
5/5 jos totta
i have a 30gb rip of hero waiting for me
i watched it years ago in some really bad quality and i still regret it
5 more hours until the beer run and 7 more hours until its drinking time!
fucked up incel drybrain
my brain is fucked
youre all fucked up you dont deserve to live
the jews did this
hot passionate sex with a gook… o_O
why is this happening to us
brapper these posts are epic
wow haha so funny you are the best poster here
they sell some really juicy paypal accounts on the darkweb…
i'm not complaining but i think this is probably the worst thread we've ever had
im not gay but 2 btc is 2 btc
well you might not be complaining but i am
i am penning a letter to mr toot about this as we speak
force that shit elsewhere
BWITTYBOING MOOMMYY TWO BWITTYBOING IS DA BWITTYBOING
i had to manually enable tor posting so bow down and thank your god
take it away from him
he doesnt deserve it
bwappas first tor experience
imagine if bwappa figured out how to use darknet markets
he would get over stimulated and have a manic episode
imagine if i didnt stink right now
tha's it m8 you'll be needing a trolley lift to hospital after i'm finished wif ya
those honkers are like half her bodyweight…
never knew anyone who played a gnome nor would i ever want to
both of the only night elfs i knew were hapa/americanized chinks
gnome players are those tall fat girls who were really loud in highschool
*jerks off to my fat titty femgnome character*
we play blood elves and humans here
dranais are south americans
dwarfs and humans are just your every day wowbros
any horde are the goth kids in high school who wore those goofy parachute pants and got shoved in lockers
you can just hear
her fat rolls
might make an exception for troll players and say they're bros
hey big guy
whats going on over there
you doing okay?
night elves look fine as hell
a troll shaman or hunter? now thats a reeeeal classic
our undeadbros listen to burzum
looks like the little 56% goblins i see running around dade county
*zooms on down to dade county*
miami dade crew check in
jebs wife was a bizarre caricature
i'm still not sure if any of that was real with jeb
thanks buddy i'll put this on later when i'm trying to sleep haha
I am the club
we moved on to good black metal actually
we turned on burzum - hvis lysit tar oss
could use a burger right now
im watching initial d
cleaner where you at
so hungry im watching food reviews on youtube
crap i forgot i placed a lil bet on that one
atmospheric black metal
whoa his old account is so much better
metal gear solid
what about it
20th anniversary (jp release)
that game blew me away when i got it for xmas….
not sure if i should go sippo mode tonight
dumb pointless reddit factoids i sleep
haha the joke is that hes gay
i buy all my games
cause youre a beta provider
the one and only you cant clone me
its important to support the artists you enjoy
i buy shirts instead of releases
i only play retro big boy games made by white men because im not a baby brained nigger skinned glow worm zoomer
someone post that vid of the kid smoking salvia with his bud and then his dad freaks out
nah fuck you
post that video of the iranian dad enjoying his son
*starts running after car thats 50 meters ahead of me*
someone ban this degenerate drug nigger
i wonder what tinny is up to right now i hope hes doing well
yeah i'm a drug nigger so what
toot rangeban america
get this druggie outta here
why do people upload embarrassing videos of themselves like that
toot is a 4k blu ray player worth it
i wanna watch the epic matrix in the finest quality available
because theyre not insecure
its nice hes has that kind of close relationship with his dad
why upload it?
because drug users are just one step sideways from a nigger when it comes to intelligence
salvia vids are so cringy
4k blurays are a scam it's just upscaled
jimmy just beat jeondindong get in here broshttps://www.twitch.tv/tekken
you just saved me a lot of money, partner
hdr and localized dimming in displays is good
god i hate cooking chicken.. feels like ive washed my hands 5 times already..
delicious little shit goblins
now thats a mans drink
a homeless man
REALLY wanna wgirl wife and a kgirl side slut
time to strip down to my undies and make a blanket cocoon
its finally ethereum classics time to shine
did something happen
nah just doing my usual coinshit shtick
crazy how stinkers arent allowed to use the internet without a vpn
*performs my usual coinshit shtick*
*throws peanuts at your feet*
3 days ago i was asleep by now so im pretty tired now
that lsu bet is looking good right now..
gambling is degenerate
always bet lsu
back when getting away with murder was stupidly easy
the love skol university
unbelievable how bad things have gotten since 1929
don't they get tazed before graduating so they know what it's like?
they should have shot him
*gets fucked up on bath salts*
getsd sdfhuioasdf bnatyerymp psdfs
ugh wish i was a girl so i could be a lesbian…
eww then you'd have to eat pussy
premiere real estate in upper padboys asshole beautiful mountain view and cocaine sniffing dollar bills on the table
+1 the yuri comm feels you
there are no mountains in lexington county
always lol at the people defending lethal force in situations like this
act like a retard
seems fair to me
*looks at your ass*
im not so sure about that
chicken came out good but i gotta tell my mom to not buy bone-in chicken thighs in the future.. boneless skinless is the only way for me
everyone has a day where they might act retarded
only shoot if theyre brown or black
boneless skinless costs like twice as much and you dont have bones left over to make a nice stock/broth
ya but my gf would have to eat my pussy too
i just hate how much cleaning you have to do when cooking chicken too.. had to clean two different forks and 3 knives along with washing my hands with rubbing alcohol 5+ times
nightsticks would've worked but you cant do that anymore because there are faggots holding up phones everywhere
boneless skinless breasts is where its at
he was rolling around on the ground and there were about 5 cops
in japan they roll you into a carpet in situations like that
instead that retarded nigger got the double taxer death execution
dude just wash your hands and any surfaces you touched after you're done
and put salt pep and spices on a plate so you can grab them and throw them out after
anyone know what the type of music at 14:31 is called
absolutely zero idea of what i'm looking at here
my voice is so frail and weak because i rarely ever talk x_x
ginormous top hats are based
a potential beer run in an hour
feel like taking a trip to saudi arabia
see something different
different? go camping
inter-conference play? take the SEC team
they dont give a fuck about grades down there
*goes camping in florida*
wow this is hell
mindblowing that not even a prostitute would pose for something like this in 1929
we had a lot of fun that year
uhh, isnt that a turnip
it's a carrot
fucking morons smh
im getting really tired guys but the beer run is in sight…
what would a prostitute even wear back then?
rice is nigger food
rice is gook food idiot
uhh do we like that here
save yourself a nightmare and do not click this
africans/indians/slants are all niggers
white men eat bread
imagine a big booty wgirl sitting on a big greasy za!
*wonders if i wandered into silent hill*
got to say not a big fan of that matt alt fellow on the newer japanology plus videos
amerifat amerifat boumboum wibliwob
big booty latina babes omo
least white people in the thread
most likely rice munchers
white is right
should i grab the pbr again.. or maybe get a giant bottle of the king cobe..
how about some old e?
a nice room temp cobe…
dont make me ill
so desperate for subs they went after the furry market
what new shit did horde even get besides goblins
furry and chinese market in one expansion pack
hot ass gnome girls with big tits
hot ass chubby pandas
uhg i missed out on years of jerk off material because you guys didnt bother bringin it up
glad that doesnt show pantsu
post this on /a/ and link it here
aw jeez rick
i suddenly want a pizza
but theres no pizza anymore…
thats some seriouly dystopian shit
the old e is nearly 50 cents more than the natty/cobe.. got two cobes to go with my 48oz of natty.. had to stash them in the front yard though because my dad was beer blocking me in the garage
shittiest cheapest beer i've ever had was meister brau
a couple cobes warmin up in the front yard
by the time you can grab em they'll be perfect
havent even stashed any nattys in the freezer yet either.. its gonna be a warm beer night..
wsluts are as candles to the sun
the rising sun
im running low in my own stash gotta start the shameful scavenging
chubby cobra chugging
OO OO AH AH
*slams fists on the floor*
1 hour ago????
you watch one of those videos and you get every perverted thing that isnt porn on youtube in your recommendeds. high school girls sports, breast feeding, try ons, vagina waxing
we like the anus bleaching videos
dont forget u18 female sports
o you didn't forget it lol
plastic surgery consultations
what's the fascination with dirty vids on youtube
just go watch porn
its not as naughty
pornstars are victims of abuse
maybe i should watch that deep web movie
how about you go on the real deep web and find some good movies there
this IS the deepweb!
32 minute video for mario kart wii shortcuts
that's been in my rec for days
mush alg can shove it where the sun don't shine
just woke up >>427090
i read the the thread there were no good posts
*skips to the middle*
*they're cleaning his ears*
are all jungle gook shops lowkey brothels
thats what i did too
skipped and there was a long metal rod jammed in his ear who would trust some thai whore to do that?
go to 14:30
hmm yes just what i expect from a visit to the ol' barbershop
dang the non-pale thai whore that washed his hair is smokin hot
yes hi id like the full thai haircut experience
wish i could build anything out of wood
joinery with green wood isnt the best idea though
sigh my shitty shaman didn't magically gain a level yesterday when i didn't play at all :-/
got the beers in the freezer il give it 30 minutes and itll be drinking time!
um already posted that..
thought you said you were never drinking again
where i didn't see it
youtube algorithm got us again
we're google puppets…
*ignores the embed field*
ah that's why i didn't see it
do you need to go to the bathroom, anime
laughin ass normie fag bitch
drugs are bad
ok done laughin
that was a good video
why are you doing this its weird
imagine being so gay you record yourself masturbating
ew girls are so gross
her face looks good her feet look good
her cavern, however…
its almost time.. the wait is almost over..
if i was a betting man i'd say…hes going with the cobe first
im really tired so im not sure how tonight is going to be
posted this already
thats a good lookin cobe
you can tell its smooth from here
added her to the cringe compilation
that cringey neckbeard who searches for compilation
i had a giggle at a couple of the posts
still dont know if terrys dead
still dont care tbh never got into him as a lolcow it seemed mean because hes so obviously mentally ill
wait lolcows dont like terry? why dont they like him terry is the realest
terry is the lolcow
im not talking about the femchan
can you guys stop posting those youtube vids the alg thinks i enjoy those wipeout vids with 8 year olds now
im a feral beer drinking animal!
pussy stinks so bad holy shit
toot ill give you 500 american dollars if you filter tbh to a blank space
1000 if you give me the location of the poster that uses it
im gay tbch
im the tbh poster ama me anything
is THIS the fabled Streisand Effect?!
the real question now is do i grab the 2nd cobe and start the cobe sip or crack a natty
it died so fast one of the puppies they were feeding it must have been sick
mentally ill feral mole redditman hours
i want everyone to die
based intrusive thoughts bro
well like it or not its gonna happen
hope it comes sooner for the kshits
oppenheimer was such a tool
uhh lemme just quote some buddhist scripture for ya guys :)
riveting game of skribblo chaps :)
there is an episode of npr where they say that you can tell the population of a city by how fast people walk and move but it is clearly flawed when you take into account black people. anyone that lives in the city or has been in a city knows that black people will move as slow as you believe it is possible for a person to move
does npr have episodes
are there seasons of npr
i dunno as toot hes a liberal
season 33 of npr on dvd get it at your local barnes & noble
i dunno i like the idea of this but its actually just kind of boring
how long does it take to grow hair past your waist
idk but i wanna pregnate her
i just smoked some shit
i think they call it 'george bush'
i smoke a blunt of death
hope satan isnt going to grill me over joing to flintstones hentai when i was 15
big morning mucus shit
back atcha cockmongler
im over ottervids
been over them for at least a wekk
week wekk wkkk w/e
i always say and think that i'm going to unsub from bingo
i never do
cant remember the last time i unsubbed to someone
i cleared a bunch of subs i had to dead channels a while back
youtube is pretty much shit anyway
hes smelling right where the p*ssy goes
if someone pushes out some stupid <10min video a day i insta unsub
cant have that shit in my feed
besides some channels that just upload songs the most active channel im subbed to is bg kumbi
just had some straight up happy shitter make calls on overwatch all game… makes me feel so inferior…
norms are just better than us
higher on the totem pole of health wealth and happiness
it just isn't fair
just woke up and im ready to inject
ive got promethazine already in the sprite
gleep brought the kief i got the wine
oh barney i'm gonna yabba dabba cum
wish to flip wilma
didnt drink nearly as much last night but woke up way too early
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
- me after having grown into an adult and never been /ss/'d
if ai sexbots aren't available by the time i'm 40 i'll kill myself
what are your requirements
hope i dont make it to 30
i want to be able to beat it up and for it to scream in pain
also it must be asian
*puts a tenga inside a bodypillow*
you need to be put away
put this away
zoomers love anime
what an amazing job she has
i like them
eastern philosophy by and large blows
i dont think they even developed epistemology
epistemology never led to any meaningful results so who cares
at least they have cool stories in the east
epistemology is like the backbone of the scientific method
anime is such baby brained shit
large connection between mental illness (the faggot kinds like being a tranny) and playing shitty zoomer games that have twitch streaming baked into them among mongoloid anime watchers
ah yes all of those epistemology phds working hard in science labs around the world
yeah descartes never did anything important
thread is getting too dystopian
me on the right
sickzii on the left
someone please post this for me i cant post on 162 on my phone
rene "give her the dick" descartes
japan is shit dont ever reply to me again single digit iq baby brain bitch
Thanks for the late reply!
baby brained plebes
anyway eastern philosophy is shit and practically every westerner who gives it serious attention are obnoxious retards, mostly 20-40 year old women who dont know any better
the one on the right has hair like toot
bet this nigga hasn't even read the bhagavad gita
i got tired of smoking weed and taking dick every weekend and then i found the buddha now im like so in touch with spirituallity y'know its like all of this stuff we have doesnt matter like we just have to realize were all apart of the cosmic consciousness on mother earth
cool story bro
lotta omo honeys getting posted rn
probably the same retard who was spamming joker pics yesterday he has a severe mental illness
don't talk about brapper like that
me on the left zii on the right
that spammer has no stamina. what a faggot
is that an irish McGook?
i think that thing where they hold up the sides of their faces with tape has the biggest effect
is the spam mong done making the thread unusable yet
yo gleep have you ever read any naomi klein maybe like 'no logo' or something
*logs onto aim*
ah yes lets see here
*sets mood to happy smiley face*
cut it out or i'll pull strings and get you perma banned
who are you talking to
playing the halo games i didnt understand why the flood was suppose to be a super serious galaxy-wide threat
master chief kills literally entire infestations with regular guns whats the deal
looks like byul on the left
there's a lot of them
master chef doesn't afraid of anything
byul just retired in the past couple months
if thats their angle the halo franchise did a shitty job of showing it
you literally never see more like 1000 at any place and that was in an infected ship that halo guy clears by himself
basically i guess it just comes down to zombies in general being a retarded concept in all settings times & places
took $20 from my mom that she doesnt need
going to get a 30 pack for today and tomorrow
rage against the momchine
time to paladin walk to the gas station
xbox hardware can't render that many
w/e im still of the opinion the flood were lame as hell
actually the gravemind reveal was sick
id fuck her before surgery as well
im a nasty shitty hateful guy
what went wrong in your life
halo 2's campaign sucked the gravemind was a retard
'ive got you captured but im just gonna let u go ok :) im a srs threat tho lol'
of course it let them go they all had a shared interest in preventing the ring from activating what else was it gonna do
it goes back to trying to kill them after they accomplish their goal anyway
maybe use the """awesome power""" of the flood to do what 2 super soldiers can do on their own i dunno
only humans can work the forerunner shit moron
the fuck are you dorks talking about
uhh then how is it going be activated in the first place
did you even play the game
yeah when i was like 14
nah already bored with this conversation halo belongs to the past
think im gonna grab some egg & cheese McMuffins™
pads skunk ass is so sweaty he gets a wet line down the back of his pants
he leaves a wet streak in every chair
little sweaty pot belly stinky goblin
back with my mcmuffins
why are you logging your diet is it for therapy or something
was gonna do this with my gamecube but it was a lot of work and i got lazy..
gleepy whats today's doc?
my 600 pound life
larouche shit all day
don't you mean al/qa/eda?
was it on qa damn my memory is going
onesixpoo is more normy and 4chan
only 4shits care about normyness
i'd love to curbstomp you
*does a lil norm*
how do you guys pronounce behemoth
i always did it 'buh-he-muhth'
but ive heard people say it 'beh-i-moth'
beh heeeeeeeee moth
i can't pronounce that word
beh hee muth
actually more like beh-he-muth
same wish the speaknorms would die
what are some good comedies
stop posting my meido bikini!
Juwanna Man (2002)
it just keeps raining
buh heh muth
By one count more than two thousand millionaires were working at AOL by 1999.
took a nap and had some chicken wings.. got my vitamins in.. we will see how i feel after only having the equivalent of 8 beers last night
i need to die soon
dirty work (1998, dir. bob saget)
probably a bunch of guys who took stock options instead of raises or something
alright turned it off already 60% of his talk was fielding questions from the crowd
just rubbed a bunch of menthol over the back of my neck
when it comes to dope i cant help myself
+1 cold turkey is the only way i can stay alive
xanax are like candy to me i just eat em and eat em and eat em
this is getting out of control!
wish the government gave me money to buy drugs and junk food
padleyboyo u here?
*buys a snickers bar*
thanks uncle sam ;)
suck my nuts dude
dude thats swollen
fat fat fat boy *smacks you belly*
good ol nick
*gets free wow sub*
tomorrow is a big day for the anchor weed market and i have a lot of it..
that reminds me i need to find more sexy wow pandas and gnomes
alexa search google for buxom wow gnomes please
alexa drone strike pad if he doesnt gift the $100 ark survival bundle by midnight
basted american cusine
only true redditbros will get this
used to listen to glock nines from that ratatat album all the time it and hard knocks are the only good things i like from jayz
whats wrong with its teeth
jay z is occult influenced basically anyone thats ever won a grammy is too
not another frog thread
lets just recycle the mewch thread