No.1156303
nigger nigger nigger
No.1156307
After abrupt imposition of Tier 4 lockdown measures, London announces officers will block people from fleeing the city by car or train.
No.1156314
grow up
No.1156319
>>1156318*puts you in the steiner recliner*
No.1156320
*taps out*
No.1156322
gonna design my own vtuber avatar
No.1156323
ugh tried to sleep for 1h 30 but i couldnt fall asleep
i think im stressed out bros…
No.1156325
stressed about what
No.1156326
maybe i have high blood pressure..
No.1156328
got friendzoned
No.1156329
die friend haver
No.1156331
had one of those gaslighting cry inducing dreams
No.1156332
were going to bed in 3 hours actually
No.1156333
ill probably go for a nap with you
No.1156334
>>1156330this is the 32mb uploader
i've been treated..by the owner of the site…
No.1156335
toot didnt tell you?
No.1156336
no no no fiendbros…randy orton set the fiend on fire
No.1156337
hey toot you dumb nigger you still havent deleted that spam post and you still havent uploaded my banner you retard nigger
No.1156341
im glad hes dead
No.1156346
i can't believe those dirty nips didn't give gen4 aidoru outfits
No.1156347
sent grandma a postcard hope itll arrive in time
No.1156348
bros…
No.1156349
what do you want
No.1156350
eritou aidoru…
No.1156352
happy winter solstice and jupiter/saturn conjunction!
No.1156354
>>1156351yes hes really dead
No.1156355
thats fucked up they did that
No.1156356
i miss fiend already
No.1156357
f(r)iend
No.1156359
did you call him a fag
No.1156360
real yakuza use a gamepad
No.1156361
cant believe a girl on twitch only got banned for 3 days for showing her p*ssy on purpose
No.1156362
>>1156359no. i was really taken aback and couldn't even begin to understand how he could think it was real
No.1156363
sounds like you were the fag
No.1156364
just cried listening to midwest emo
No.1156365
sounds like you were the fag
No.1156366
>>1156364we all have those days…
No.1156367
actually we dont
No.1156369
it's manly to cry and let your emotions out
bottling up your emotions and being a passive aggresive piece of shit is a female trait
No.1156371
@___@
No.1156372
why 6 saltos…
No.1156373
sigh missed the hololive fes..
No.1156374
almost made a big spam post but i restrained myself
No.1156375
pussy
No.1156376
dont tempt me
No.1156377
just post it
No.1156380
pakora…
No.1156381
O
No.1156382
m
No.1156383
we love pekora
we love pekora
No.1156385
eric padman
No.1156386
eric heinrich heimlich paddlemar
No.1156388
e-z bree-z
No.1156390
so true
No.1156392
vacuumed the apartment and swiped the floors
No.1156395
then dont post her
No.1156396
you cant tell me what to do
im bigger than you
No.1156397
*slaps your bel'*
No.1156398
im afraid to blog here in case toot spies on my ip again
No.1156400
i have lots of secrets >:)
No.1156403
its gonna be a nappy crappy day
No.1156404
dont know what to do anymore
we lost the culture war completely
complete and utter disaster
might just go into hiding until world war 3 starts
No.1156407
>>1156405yeah hilldawg you won
>>1156406gamergate
No.1156408
admit you got owned first
No.1156409
games never die we just respawn
No.1156411
wet dreamed again
No.1156413
we will win in the end
our enemy will implode itself at some point
No.1156414
cope
No.1156415
anita sarkeesian just got a job at sony as a consultant for their gaming division
No.1156416
based
No.1156417
when did people start using cope incorrectly
No.1156418
also based,
based on what exactly?
No.1156420
>>1156415how the fuck does she do it
No.1156421
by being on the right side of history
No.1156422
reeki on suicide watch
No.1156424
>_@
No.1156425
>>1156423shes….just like me
No.1156427
schizo alert schizo alert
No.1156428
someone made cinnamon cookies…
No.1156429
tiffany…
No.1156430
she got wat she fucking deserved
No.1156431
she was tricked and lied to
No.1156432
we need to at least see her boobies
No.1156433
she was the only nurse without an onlyfans
No.1156436
looked at an apartment today
No.1156437
looked at a wall today
No.1156438
hmm im bored
No.1156439
just popped my pgf pussy
No.1156440
thats so poggers dude
No.1156441
lets give it up for the pussy popper
No.1156442
yeah you know what a girl really wants is a guy who suffers from constant indigestion and always has tuna and meatball grease leaking out of his ass and pores.
but at least im hitting my protein macros :))))))))
No.1156444
>>1156439puerto rican gf?
No.1156447
>>1156445never liked slimegirls
No.1156448
>>1156446Nice!! May your Dingle Dangle receive many kisses this holiday season!
When I was running 30-40 miles per week, I had a solid 7.5-8 inch Penis, and it was Rock fucking hard all the time. Like hard enough that it sometimes would feel like it was full enough to nearly pop. All without cock rings or anything. It didn't hurt or anything, but fucking rock fucking hard. Then i stopped running due to a terrible break up and drank for a year. Added 15-20lbs and dropped to a 6.5 inch peepee. But, after running again 3 times a week, only 5k's at a time, and hitting the gym and cutting the booze wayyyyy back, I'm back up to 7inches with only like 1 inch of fat around my dick base when i press in on it remaining. I know that last inch will be tough to lose, but I figure if i cut out booze entirely for a few months (3-6?), i'll lose most of it. I'm happy where im at dick wise but I want to push just a teensy tinssy bit further and get that six pack back again.
I used to be one of those zero fat otter mode runner dudes. I crushed so fucking much pussy. runner girls are tight, anon. tight. and they have amazing asses. That pussy and asshole combo meal number 1 they got going on, when they bend over for doggy style. get the fuck out of here holy fuck. Fuck it im doing extra sit ups right now. I want my giant dick back. I want my abs back. I wanna crush runner pussy again.
No.1156450
gamers never die we just respawn
No.1156452
love running in trampoline clown shoes
No.1156453
reddit trannies are so disconnected from the real world they think everyone should be in forced lockdown with their doors welded shut
No.1156454
[Serious] Men of reddit who have been raped by women, what's your story?
No.1156455
>>1156453how to fix this?
even destiny is buying this shit
No.1156456
trump won, just wait two weeks
cybertranny is the best game ever, just wait for the next patch
No.1156457
"even destiny"
No.1156458
>>1156454post some comments
No.1156459
>>1156457better at sc2 than you
better at debating than you
problem?
No.1156461
how is that lifetime subscription to pornhub working out for you loomies
No.1156463
I was around 14 in boarding school in Nigeria. No alcohol or anything involved and It was 4 girls in senior class & it was some sort of initiation to a gang.
I went out to take a pee around midnight (yeah the only option was by the bush that late), remember weeing and they attacked me from behind.
They pinned me down and took rounds with me. Couldn’t go any more after the second girl, so they just beat me up pretty bad and left.
Didn’t say a word about it to anyone till this day.
One of the girls was expelled a while later for being pregnant. They pinned in on her school boyfriend at the time. Something still tells me that kid is mine.
PS. I was very scrawny and scared to shit so I don’t scream for anything plus one of them had a machete (tools we used to clear fields from wild grass etc).
No.1156464
>>1156463sigh im so sorry you had to experience that
No.1156466
Went to a party with my roommates at a friend's house. We partied there quite often but this time a group of friends we had never met were there which consisted of 4 scrawny dudes and 6 HUUUGEE girls (I'm talking all were about 5'2-5'5 300lbs).
Scrawny dudes brought out a bunch of coke, tried to fight one of my roommates, got manhandled, then left the girls with us in a fit of rage.
It was really late when everything went down and we didn't feel like partying anymore so we all just picked a spot in the house to crash.
About 3am I wake up on the couch to a strange, warm sensation on my dick and a god awful smell. I snap out of my drunk sleepiness and realized what was going on.
One of the fat girls had climbed up on the couch with me with her head on the end towards my feet, took her pants and underwear off, and had taken my soft, non erect dick out and was laying there swallowing it over and over while pushing her fat stinky pussy in my face.
Then to top it off, her other friends were sitting on the couch opposite us watching every thing going on.
I launched that bitch into the floor and she scurried out of the house with her friends.
A month later I find out her and her friends told everyone a different story where I was the one that climbed on her. I ended up finding her on fb and threatened to file a rape charge on her and her friends if she didn't clear the air.
No.1156467
will you shut up man
No.1156468
fuck you rapist foid
No.1156470
cute antipsychotic
No.1156472
go outside and watch it instead
No.1156473
its cloudy
No.1156474
its cwoudy 😢😢
No.1156477
heard a boom and the power went out sigh guess ill sleep and hope it’s back when i wake up
No.1156479
the fan thats been going nonstop in my room for 5 years isnt running anymore it’s way too quiet..
No.1156480
ame streamed so much last week that her superchat reading stream was 7 hours long o__O
No.1156481
omg…
No.1156482
>>1156478nosey foids
LET HIM TWEET
No.1156483
what the fuck is wrong with you
No.1156484
nothing im fine
No.1156485
foids must pay
No.1156487
lol
No.1156488
moms taking her sweet time with dinner
No.1156489
making za today…
No.1156491
flint michigan still has no clean drinking water thats how much they care about the health of the people but roll up that sleeve youll be fine haha
No.1156493
sluts
No.1156494
lets go ahead and pop that sleeve up, bud
No.1156495
*pops up collar*
no
No.1156496
any vods of holofest yet
No.1156497
powers back on LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.1156501
toot its time to deal with the tranny reddit poster
No.1156502
actually thats toot
No.1156503
im seething
No.1156504
You're doing absolutely fantastic mate. Honestly if I met you irl I would've assumed you're completely cis, and If you told me you're trans I would've been super suprised and then probably cry out of happiness knowing transitioning can make people pass so beautifully.
No.1156505
ban
No.1156508
don't care for ereviewers
No.1156510
ban
No.1156511
you cant just ban all your problems away
No.1156512
ban
No.1156513
i never got that guy is that how he actually talks or is it a voice
No.1156514
le jimquisition
No.1156515
*slaps my $600 drumpf check on the table*
3 kegs of miller high life please
No.1156516
>>1156515whoa we gotta high life boy in here
No.1156517
HABABABBUEBLRRRT
No.1156521
yabedabedooooooooooooooooooooooo
No.1156522
man i always eat too much when its cold…
just had 3 eggs, one chocolate and now im sipping smoothie
No.1156523
nothing wrong with a little winter chub
No.1156524
big boya
No.1156525
woah thats a huge meal
No.1156526
repeat after me
i will be more disciplined and work on my self-control
No.1156527
i exercised today after work tho
No.1156528
i will be more disciplined and work on my self-control
No.1156529
stickboys be like 'i ate so much!'
No.1156530
did our village really get raided…
No.1156531
lole
No.1156532
nothing else gives me the same type of pleasure as food. everything else is just not as good
No.1156533
+1
No.1156534
have you tried having sex
No.1156536
>>1156530yeah
theres a totem and some banners at my house (the underground one) if you want em
No.1156537
sex is strictly inferior to good food and sips
No.1156538
whatever…virgin
*rolls eyes*
No.1156539
>>1156536you defeated the raid alone…
omg
No.1156540
>>1156537have you tried mdma
No.1156541
>>1156536guardian of the village…
No.1156542
i died like four times and the golems did most of the work
No.1156543
did they touch my bees
No.1156544
we need to make an offering of thanks to the golems
No.1156545
idk they were all up in that ching chong house tho
No.1156546
he died the heroes death too…
four times!
No.1156547
sex is overrated but food is more overrated
sips, on the other hand….
No.1156548
my ching chong house is dead…
No.1156549
im not a sensuous guy
No.1156550
i see you padda
shakin dat ass
shakin dat ass
No.1156551
feeling a little dysphoric today..
No.1156553
>>1156551you look fine hon <3
No.1156554
you know when youre writing that coming out letter and when youre rereading it it sounds so silly? yeah thats the right track
No.1156556
i would pick 'za and monster over sex any time any day bros
No.1156557
Eric Wall
🟩
🟩
@ercwl
·
1h
Jesus christ people.
NO I'M NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THE RAINBOW CHART
YOU SHOULD NOT EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO TRADE BITCOIN PROFITABLY BASED ON A SILLY REGRESSION ON HISTORIC PRICE DATA
THERE IS NO REASON WHY BITCOIN SHOULD FOLLOW THIS TREND
IT IS A JOKE
No.1156558
shut the fuck up coiner
No.1156559
just ban this guy already
No.1156560
i've still got nerd chills from holofes…
No.1156561
ban
No.1156562
wish i got nerd chills anymore
No.1156563
>>1156558>>1156559finna diaper double down
No.1156564
wtf echo turned off all their streams!!
No.1156565
i get sip chills
No.1156566
i got anxiety
No.1156567
well thats something
No.1156570
>>1156568no idea, i watched it live
No.1156574
*calls the cops*
No.1156576
alan turing really was a galaxy brain
No.1156577
also faggot
No.1156578
the most galaxy brain sexuality of them all
No.1156579
nah
die homo
No.1156580
homophobia is not ok
No.1156581
lets talk about something nicer
No.1156583
was gonna ask my jwife to teach me how to make breakfast but shes been on the phone for two hours!
No.1156584
>>1156581how about bit coin
No.1156585
gonna try tomato onion garlic as toppings this time
No.1156586
i bet its gonna be great
No.1156587
:3
No.1156588
>>1156585add some hecking pepelonis or ham or bacon
No.1156589
dont have meat at home…
No.1156590
pepeloni pizah withou pepeloni!
No.1156591
i need that tossbaby
No.1156593
die roaster
No.1156594
gonna roast your ass if you dont stfu kid
No.1156595
roast it i dare you
No.1156597
imagine if we were all smart..
No.1156598
woah…
No.1156599
i want to go to these places i have dreams of
No.1156600
imagine if we all hated niggers and expelled the grow up posters from the comm
No.1156601
imagine if we were all cute girls…
No.1156602
grow up
No.1156604
woke up read all the posts had a few chuckles you guys are funny
No.1156605
you too…
No.1156607
when did steve wozniak become such a desperate attention whore?
No.1156608
toot how can i send you a virtual hug
No.1156609
you can do it in the form of a bitcoin donation
No.1156611
how about instead of scent of a woman it's sound of a woman and it's al pacino blowing his brain out after hearing some broad complain
No.1156612
sup aaron
No.1156615
>>1156612not much just chillin' hbu
No.1156616
>>1156614it was the best performance imo
No.1156617
>>1156609wheres the address toot
No.1156618
wish there was a live band or something the backing track sounds really tinny compared to the singing
No.1156621
get your free copy of alien isolation today only on the epic store(tm)!
No.1156622
No.1156623
ugh hate waking up this early
No.1156624
ugh hate niggers
No.1156625
grow up
No.1156627
reminder that lurrus was literally too powerful for vintage
No.1156629
damn good looking 'zah
No.1156630
reminder that all niggers need the rope
No.1156631
now that's a hot pie
No.1156633
wish i could share it with you guys! :3
No.1156634
youre such a flipping homo
No.1156636
can tell your oven isnt getting hot enough because youre using parchment which would burn at proper pizza temps
No.1156637
>>1156628bro someone leaves all over your pizza!
No.1156639
>>1156628are you fat?
i have a friend whos eating 'za like 3 times a week and lucky bastard is a walking stick.
'za looks good. why dont you ever put some salami on it?
No.1156641
>>1156639i probably have the thinnest wrists of all here
No.1156642
*grabs it*
No.1156643
wow that towa live is really good
No.1156645
*watches a cartoon moving around singing and moving its mouth in an unsynchronized way*
No.1156647
sickzii wants to have thin wrists
No.1156649
zii is a climber they all have eating disorders
No.1156650
>>1156648that looks really boring
No.1156651
>>1156650This "new UK COVID strain" magic spell they've cast serves so many purposes.
- EU gets to have a no deal Brexit mini trade war and blame COVID
- Bolster lockdowner slave mind
- Scare people into vaccines
- Create a new tar baby for the "charts and graphs" eunuchs
#TheDimAge
No.1156652
>>1156650bro it completely destroys one of the harder boss fights on tyrannical its crazy!
No.1156653
biden just got the vaccine
No.1156654
sure he did
No.1156656
>>1156653hes a puppet who cares
No.1156657
>>1156648rofl
>>1156649what do you mean, i have 73kg
No.1156658
im just finna spend these 600 drumpf bucks namsayin
No.1156659
im 79kg
No.1156661
whats that in real weight like seven stone lmao?
No.1156662
3 stone and a few quid
No.1156663
>>1156641i think i could challenge you
No.1156664
3 stone, 5 pebbles and 2 cobbles
No.1156665
i need to get one of those mats that you put over your carpet my chair wheels keep getting stuck in my carpet
No.1156666
you weigh too much the pressure of your massive body is causing the wheels to dig in more in the carpet
lose a stone or two mate
No.1156667
>>1156663mine are like 5cm…
No.1156669
wtf thats finger size
No.1156670
'za bro post your dough recipe
No.1156671
>>1156667you're supposed to measure the circumfrence…
No.1156672
i dont have a measuring tape
No.1156673
wtf why do you have girl wrists?
No.1156674
use a cord
No.1156676
this is really starting to trigger my dysphoria
No.1156677
>>1156675that's pretty much average
No.1156678
>>1156670400 - 500g whear flour
pack of dry yeast
salt as i feel like it
220ml water but its usually too dry so i add more lol
its all very intuitive….
No.1156679
a man doesn't weight less than 100 kg
No.1156680
does it have to ferment at all or whatever
No.1156681
have you tried using your own starter? ive given up on sourdough but keep a starter going and use it to make flat bread
No.1156682
i think i could kill 90% of the people here in hand to hand fighting
No.1156685
zii could place his hand on your head then just kick you to death
No.1156686
zii is a little twink he doesnt even grow body hair
No.1156687
>>1156680i leave it to grow for a couple hours, sometimes over night, or ill leave it in the fridge
occasionaly i take it out to stretch and fold it and then leave it to grow again
No.1156689
>>1156675mine are about 16 cm
No.1156690
Your Frame Size is Small
No.1156691
wtf these chair mats are over 30 bucks
No.1156692
ask santa
No.1156693
>>1156689based wristletbro
No.1156694
santa-sama… herman miller onegai…
No.1156696
frick off loomies
No.1156699
sigh stivitybobo an heroed because speedrun.com removed all his records from the leaderboard
stiv has beefed it for the last time…
No.1156701
>>1156699are you making shit up again
No.1156702
>>1156701hold on let me check
No.1156703
>>1156698lmao thats hilarious
No.1156705
>>1156678thats enough for two zas btw
No.1156707
nu year
nu me
No.1156708
lets make the most of 2020 ~
No.1156709
theres no point its over for us we are a lost generation
No.1156711
for me 2021 is gonna be all about leather jackets motorcycles and super mario fucking weed
No.1156712
thats gay
No.1156713
cant wait till 2020 is over and we can finally begin building back better and getting back to normal
No.1156714
Extra Small (XS) ~ fits 6.5 inches or 16.51 centimeters = This is the average of a small woman’s wrist.
No.1156716
its not fair…
No.1156717
average women are now 190lbs
No.1156718
my mom has to work until the 24th lol
No.1156719
this guy on destinys stream said "i have to keep sipping"
No.1156720
take the wristpill
No.1156721
why are you watching that shit
No.1156724
>>1156723she got impregnated by dan schneider
No.1156728
dan 'thick as a coke can' schneider
No.1156730
dan 'shes a 3000 year old vampire' schneider
No.1156731
i belong in the circus
No.1156732
you dont have what it takes
No.1156733
a carnie's life for me
No.1156734
>>1156713do you mean clownworld chipped and vaxxed for mandatory tranny tolerance seminars at work normal or returning to slavery normal
No.1156735
ugh just remembered i never got my covid check
No.1156736
i havent deposited mine
No.1156737
>>1156735wtf bro you should have just filed that tax thing!
No.1156738
mommy sorted it out for me
No.1156739
felt awful for the last few hours then took a shit and it instantly went away
No.1156740
a man ought to be in charge of his own financial life
No.1156741
would be a lot more in charge of my financial life if i had a job
No.1156742
im a boy
No.1156744
its hard to be a man when you have small womans wrists
No.1156747
girls cant be roman soldiers
No.1156748
a place where man could glory
No.1156749
i WILL NEVER GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!
No.1156752
The COVID-10 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony.
No.1156754
whats a good job
No.1156755
fbi agent accountant
No.1156756
safety inspector at a ukrainian nuclear facility
No.1156758
who
No.1156759
john mulaney (?) bros not like this
No.1156761
hate it when i find a new youtube gf but then i see that she has kids
No.1156762
if i smile with my teeth i look like i belong in a horror movie
No.1156764
The new COVID relief bill contains $500,000,000 for Israel.
No.1156765
zion don's last gasp
No.1156766
dont be macabre
No.1156767
alexa
help me
No.1156769
(alexa voice) no
No.1156771
if it wasnt for perry japan would be a backwater chinese colony
No.1156774
what about gooky skeletons
No.1156776
oh shit bros get on wow lfr is out!
No.1156777
holofes day 2 in 11 hours 30 minutes!
No.1156780
>>1156776*drops a yule log on your face*
No.1156785
im baby luigi
No.1156786
im baby?
No.1156787
baby gooigi
No.1156788
got zero loot from lfr!
No.1156789
pad would have loved fall guys
No.1156794
when we switch memes, i will clap my hands
then i want you to say "next meme" with me
No.1156795
its weird that you bake za
No.1156798
>>1156793how does his back even work
No.1156799
>>1156797me on the left
aaron on the right
No.1156800
gross
No.1156802
its everyday bro
No.1156803
with the nigger flow
No.1156804
grow up
No.1156807
wish there was a thumbnail for that one so i wouldnt have clicked
No.1156809
>>1156799i'm not a girl… or gay…
No.1156810
you could be…
No.1156812
>>1156811are those the same kissing girls?
No.1156813
>>1156810i don't want to be…
No.1156814
im going to make aaron my girl
No.1156815
>>1156813its not your choice
open up r/traps right now and tell me what you see
No.1156816
>>1156814>>1156815i want to fuck the trannies not be them
No.1156817
i dont care what you want
No.1156818
👶🏻
No.1156819
that's rape and bros don't rape bros
No.1156820
you would be a ho
No.1156822
>>1156819i need to assert my dominance in the comm
No.1156823
you always was a silly ho
No.1156825
ohhh thats what he meant when he posted that
No.1156826
i really miss the lockdown that was a good time
playin tft 10 hours every day
doing my laundry in the sink
laying down on the floor for hours doing nothing
it was like a dream
No.1156827
whats stopping you
No.1156828
i liked that for a while everyone became a neet
No.1156829
>>1156826you layed down on your floor?
No.1156830
we fall asleep on the floor so what
No.1156831
thats p feral
No.1156832
i dunno about doing nothing but laying down on the floor and playing catch with yourself with the right ball is a lot of fun
No.1156833
*rolls you a billiard ball*
No.1156835
sometimes when i get drunk and lay down in bed il make a conscious effort to pull a blanket down onto the floor with me
No.1156836
doing laundry in the sink is gross we piss there
No.1156837
you guys are such losers omg
No.1156838
if i get drunk i either pass out in the chair or get on my bed why would you ever choose the floor
No.1156839
why is elon such a hack when it comes to the hyperloop
No.1156841
i keep getting l when i need w
No.1156842
you should be sleeping on top of your made bed. here.
No.1156843
i keep opening porn AAHHHHHH
No.1156844
i would freeze to death
No.1156845
>>1156797that ponytails way too tight her hairs gonna thin out
No.1156846
>>1156845how do you know so much about ponytails?
No.1156848
>>1156846i used to have one
No.1156850
wish i had gin and tonics rn
No.1156851
>>1156850why cant you bro the liquor store doesnt close for another 2 1/2 horus!
No.1156852
Jupiter: hey
Saturn: hey
Jupiter: let’s link up today
Saturn: it’s been 400 years
No.1156854
im already too drunk to drive
No.1156855
>>1156851we're never drinking again after new year's actually
No.1156859
>>1156857"get corona!"
nah
No.1156860
dude covids a hoax
No.1156861
whats the cheapest and easiest meal you can make with around 1000 calories
No.1156862
butter
No.1156863
couple cans of beans
No.1156864
tub of lard
No.1156867
>>1156861eggs and potatoes
No.1156868
frozen veg stir fry with quinoa eggs and lentils for protein would be easy healthy and cheap
No.1156869
>>1156861anything with dried lentils or beans
No.1156870
Black beans and rice
1 Tbsp. of olive oil: 25 cents
1 large onion, chopped: 99 cents
2 cloves garlic, minced: 50 cents
3/4 cup uncooked rice: 50 cents
1-1/2 cups vegetable broth: 50 cents
1 tsp. ground cumin and 1/4 tsp. cayenne pepper: 25 cents
3-1/2 cups canned black beans, drained: $1.98
Total: $4.79 (makes 6 servings)
Cost per serving: 80 cents
No.1156871
>>1156870you could save even more by buying dried black beans and it would taste much nicer too
No.1156872
>>1156870not enough protein
No.1156873
>>1156861a handful of nuts
No.1156874
>>1156870yea look at the beaners who eat that and see if thats what you want to put into your body
No.1156875
go fishing. its unlimited fish for the price of worms
No.1156876
go worming
No.1156877
remember worming when you were a kid
No.1156878
sex with femboy fishing @___@
No.1156880
>>1156874they add about 9 pounds of cheese to that
No.1156881
who dat nip be?
No.1156882
the real problem is the incredible amount of cola and tortilla they consume
No.1156883
they call me el gordo
No.1156884
dae love feasibility studies
No.1156885
cant say ive read very many
No.1156886
>>1156870ask me how i know youre a jew
No.1156887
wtf?
No.1156889
endless africa
No.1156890
can't watch sports unless im blackout drunk
No.1156891
im jew
No.1156892
fuck off, jew
No.1156893
couldn't imagine counting how much my food costs thank god i have a trust fund
No.1156895
the jewfund
No.1156896
isnt it odd how the jewish population of the united states is only 2% but 99% of american calendars tell you when there is hanukah?
No.1156897
or that we pay for our foods to be koshered and kosher food taxes and pareve and fuickl ajJEWS
No.1156898
stupid nazi
No.1156899
im jew
No.1156900
all my closest friends were jewish so im basically an honorary jew
No.1156901
need help?
the fine community over at virped.org is ready to step in
No.1156902
do you think everyone has to say 'happy holidays' now because of kwanzaa??? dont be silly
No.1156903
have a good yule guys
No.1156904
post-dep slop
No.1156905
love downloading a huge rust project typing cargo build and just having everything work perfectly
No.1156907
>>1156905guys what is he talking about?
No.1156908
>>1156906special teams are retard
No.1156909
im retard
No.1156910
>>1156908you can't say the r word
No.1156911
he just did tho
No.1156912
ok but he didnt mean it or else
No.1156913
>>1156910you can't retard my posting ability like that
No.1156915
you're allowed to use the word like that
No.1156916
we arent french you fucking retard
No.1156917
nigger-dly
No.1156918
got some niggles currently
No.1156919
i hate niggles
No.1156920
retard nigger
No.1156921
hmm what to do on wow tonight!
No.1156922
>>1156921suck your dads dick
No.1156923
tadaima~
No.1156925
okaerinasai!
No.1156927
youre not allowed to lol at that
No.1156928
shut up you soyfaced losers im trying to watch bloodsport
No.1156930
>>1156928what part are you at rn?
No.1156932
>>1156928that movie was pretty cringe ngl
No.1156933
>>1156928ive seen that movie like a million times its so good
No.1156934
i cant find algs i have previously watched!
No.1156938
the bullshido channel with that lispy guy who made martial arts algs is all gone. there were ones on:
multi-part frank dux alg
ashida kim
rafael torre
george dillman
dim mak death touch
No.1156940
bro lets watch drunken master 1978
No.1156941
the internet cant just do that im so angry!
No.1156944
arsehole
No.1156945
>>1156942a nigger allowed her child to do this when i was getting a parking permit
No.1156946
>>1156943who is this bitch
No.1156947
On July 5, 2019, he voluntarily dismissed the claims with prejudice. On July 17, 2019, the criminal assault charge against Spacey was dropped by the Cape and Islands prosecutors. When the anonymous massage therapist who accused him died, the last remaining criminal case against Spacey was closed.
No.1156948
just for livin'
No.1156949
why do kdramas have such high ratings
shows that have 8.5 on imdb id give like a 4.5
9.5 id give a 6.5 at MOST
No.1156950
>>1156949you just aren't mature enough to get korean culture
No.1156951
bought a 25 dollar bottle of wine and it tastes worse than the box stuff my dad gets lol
No.1156952
i dont feel so good steelersbros
No.1156953
box stuff has to taste good or else the moms wont buy it
No.1156954
>>1156951your palate isnt advanced enough
No.1156955
oyasumi bros
No.1156956
box wine is the cheapest way to get drunk if you work out the math and the amount of alcohol you get
No.1156958
im gonna crank open one of my wines on thursday
its a zinfandel, im told this is a bold tasting wine
No.1156959
whats the deal with that font england uses for everything?
No.1156960
its called cursive you stupid fucking mutt
No.1156961
the bbc and gov't signage use it. the keep calm and blah font
No.1156962
its fun to water down your boxed wine and pretend like you are a roman
No.1156963
guess whos baking some cookies!
No.1156964
i was told in the year 2000 that if i didn't learn cursive i wouldn't pass the 3rd grade. who's laughing now?
No.1156965
whats the deal with my cock always being in your ass bitch
No.1156966
>>1156965go back to hong kong chinese bitch
No.1156967
go on a diet you fat bitch
No.1156968
there goes my dysphoria again
No.1156969
i think of you as a girl
No.1156970
the stinkers greatest power is their obsessive love of gambling
No.1156971
this thread is such a prime example of revolting cockroaches of society. you see it in abundance on this bitter board of venom spitting, but combined with an obsessive mental illness driven hobby, the bile compounds many times over to a point you want to claw your eyes out.
what an utterly miserable state of human condition.
No.1156973
>>1156971lol where did you find this
No.1156975
im beyond being human
thats my dysphoria
my body is inhabited by the consciousness of an ascended being
No.1156978
shmupg bros…we got owned
No.1156979
i'm so confused
No.1156981
>>1156980wait thats not a vtuber
No.1156982
>>1156980the death stages of eating disorder is too hard to watch
No.1156984
>>1156982lmao the ad i got was "we all cry"
No.1156985
>>1156982>if she isnt obese she must have an eating disorder!!!why are amerifats like this
No.1156988
*continues eating chocolate hazelnut piroulines*
No.1156989
*wonders what that last word is*
No.1156991
>>1156989those tall fragile wafer crackers that come in tins
No.1156992
does eugenia or her comm ever talk about how dangerously underweight she is or is it just ignored
No.1156993
>>1156992shell outlive you fatty
No.1156995
>>1156994kirby is so sexy imagine fucking that warm little blob of fat
No.1156996
im DONE drinking im NEVER drinking AGAIN
No.1156997
im DONE not drinking im NEVER not drinking AGAIN
No.1156998
>>1156996*slides you a cold one*
No.1157000
quila on ice….
No.1157002
i feel really bad until about midnight then i feel good
No.1157003
my neighbours daughter is a freaking babe
No.1157004
>>1157001where did he fall from??
No.1157005
post pics
No.1157006
>>1157003she the vietnamese one?
No.1157007
>>1157004the high horse of sobriety
No.1157009
i miss watching the simpsons
No.1157011
>>1157006ew no dude shes a hot syrian babe
No.1157012
>>1157009only seasons 1-4 are good. 5 is where there start being more bad ones than good ones.
No.1157013
child me didnt know about seasons i just watched a funny show
No.1157015
as a child i preferred the crisp soulless animation of the later seasons
i never liked when the old ones came on
No.1157016
hi guys…
No.1157017
not in a speaking mood
No.1157019
is that in the imperative mood
No.1157021
fuck niggers
No.1157022
what should i do for the first day off ive had in a month, in 3 days?
what should i do, in general?
No.1157023
leave off all your electronics
No.1157024
>>1157022play video games
No.1157025
make poppy tea
No.1157026
ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt says he tested positive for COVID-19, will miss a few ‘SportsCenter’ episodes
OH NO NO NO
No.1157027
corona is so bad it will keep you from doing your broadcasting job for a couple days!
No.1157028
that was the old strain
No.1157029
the new strain isnt real, its even less real if thats even possible
im actually going to stop wearing a mask from now on i always kept it on just to signal that im socially malleable and dont want to disturb anything
but this is just stupid
No.1157030
viruses evolve to become less fatal
No.1157031
consume virus and get excited for next virus
No.1157033
Fans of YouTuber and musician Corpse Husband send their love and encourage him to put his health first after the content creator left a live stream with fellow gamers early due to feeling unwell
No.1157035
why dont you start one
No.1157036
made some cookies they came out really good!
No.1157037
good girl
No.1157039
>>1157035i will if someone tinkermakes me some cranes
No.1157040
ate too much now i feel like shit!
No.1157041
love it when gura calls me a ding dong :3
No.1157042
can someone tl;dr this russian spy poison thing how was he tricked
No.1157043
uhhhh some guy tailed navalny and put poison in his underwear so that itd be absorbed into the skin and not through a drink or some shit
the plan was for the poison to start acting while he was flying in a plane so he'd be fucked
but they decided to make a stop somewhere and he got medical attention
then the guy who poisoned him thought he was on a call with someone else for 45 mins and admitted to tailing him and putting poison in his undies and even said they put extra in there
No.1157045
sounds gay
No.1157047
so you are telling me i have to fight a bunch of characters i have no way of knowing how to fight unless i pay money to have access to them so i can practice against them even if i dont want to pay?
No.1157048
yea
No.1157049
what game?
i know dbfz does that
No.1157051
>>1157050sipper in shambles
No.1157052
>>1157046society has collapsed
No.1157053
im really sick
No.1157055
>>1157053we told you not to go out
we told you to wear the mask
and now youre gonna die
No.1157057
we told you to sip
No.1157059
cant believe a tranny posts here
No.1157060
i experience love one day for sure youll see
No.1157061
actually you wont
No.1157064
a normal sized pip?
no thanks i want a huge dangler
No.1157066
cool pep
No.1157067
wish gleep would give me some general advice
No.1157068
ive only ever gotten bad advice
No.1157071
thanks gleep… preciate it bud
No.1157072
but covid
No.1157074
gleep speaks the truth
i havent had an irl friend for 10 years
No.1157075
who wants to do something on wow bros!
No.1157076
what do friends do
No.1157077
>>1157076mine did drugs so i cut contact
No.1157078
wtf, how do you get drugs now
No.1157079
>>1157077+1ish
could see we were all going down different paths so i cut
No.1157080
mom made my bed
No.1157081
wish i was skilled enough to make a bed
No.1157084
100 gecs vs bladee dance battle (original)
No.1157085
played melee now i got pit stains
No.1157087
spunky
genki
cute
No.1157091
whoa
No.1157092
seriously how can i stop sweating when i play melee ;_;
No.1157093
0-3 in ARAMs tonight…
No.1157095
i heard that stuff gives you cancer
No.1157096
>>1157094like deodorant? i wear that
No.1157097
antipersperant blocks your sweat pores so you dont sweat
No.1157098
doesnt sound healthy
No.1157099
shave your pits
No.1157102
that dog definitely fucks her
No.1157103
fuck onesixtwo.club
No.1157104
whats the deal with that breed of dog their hair just always looks awful
No.1157107
pull the plug toot set us free
No.1157109
>>1157103are you gonna pull the plug yet? free us from this hell
No.1157111
toots just tapping on the glass to rile us up
No.1157112
pull the plug and let us meet up at 4
i doubt that janny is still babysitting
No.1157114
if toot loves us he will let us go
but if he keeps the site up it means he just wants to rule over us
No.1157116
but we are friends
No.1157117
puff is fun to play but everyone plays like a campy fag against her
really counter intuitive when puff is considered the campy character but im just chasing my opponents around the stage constantly
No.1157118
melee is fox dittos or fox vs falco
everyone else may as well be a brawl character
No.1157119
hop on ultimate and play some fun characters
No.1157122
>>1157118you can probably play melee bowser faster than any brawl character
No.1157123
>>1157122not even about muh speed the other characters are incredibly boring
No.1157124
toot hop on wow!
No.1157125
you know someone is degenerate if they play marth/sheik/jigglypuff
No.1157126
what about guys that play samus?
No.1157127
samus is cool
No.1157128
nice
No.1157129
well would you look at the time!
No.1157131
where are we migrating once toot shut this place down for good
No.1157132
we turn everything around and integrate in society
No.1157133
>>1157132i cant do it i wont do it
No.1157135
i have abandonment issues and wouldn't be able to cope
No.1157137
toot whos your fav holoen
No.1157138
you think toot has time to watch that neet stuff
No.1157139
>>1157131newonesixtwo.ddns.net/
No.1157140
once toot is done i'll be really done too
No.1157141
let me just click that ddns.net link real quick
No.1157142
imagine going back to vg lol
No.1157143
i cant im permabanned from there
No.1157144
>>1157142i wouldnt
its an entirely different board
No.1157145
positive vibes
No.1157146
a shitty board
No.1157147
i have nowhere else to go
No.1157148
we need a backup plan guys toot is giving me some strange vibes he might shut us down
No.1157151
>>1157148i made this board for that
>>1157139 No.1157152
stop trying to hack me
No.1157153
virus
No.1157154
you're telling me that not one of you retards can set up a tinychan board?
No.1157155
>>1157154i just linked you it
>>1157149theres a kpop thread there too
No.1157157
i think i'd now how but i'm too lazy to do anything about that
No.1157159
trojan
No.1157160
>>1157158of course the pedo had to ruin the board already
No.1157161
toot would never abandon us
No.1157162
toots my imaginary boyfriend
No.1157163
test
No.1157164
how can we know toot is even real and government didn't host this shit to spy on us
No.1157165
but not in a gay way
No.1157167
No.1157170
anyone else feel like crying
No.1157171
yea
No.1157172
anyone else feel like sipping
No.1157174
you cant sip forever
No.1157175
No.1157176
ugh all these vape sites require a signature on delivery if im asleep i wont get it
No.1157177
>>1157176your town doesnt have parcel lockers?
No.1157178
no one man should have all that power
No.1157181
dude shes hot
No.1157182
shes not that hot
your brain tricks you into thinking shes attractive because shes asian and asians are easily attainable even for sub-8 males
No.1157183
im a 3 on a good day in nice lighting
No.1157184
i'm 4 at best
No.1157185
your brain tricks you into thinking shes attractive
No.1157186
with a gun and a skimask im a 10
No.1157187
back in highschool me and my friends were walking through the mall and this dude gave me a card and asked if i wanted to try modeling
No.1157188
post a selfie
No.1157189
>>1157187dude thats awesome your prolly hot as frick…
No.1157191
one time i participated in an online model contest and i was in the top 3 and even 1st place at times
No.1157192
eventually someone posted a picture of a dog and the dog won
No.1157194
>>1157191special olympics ad?
No.1157195
we got some real hunks posting here…
No.1157197
word up magazine
No.1157198
>>1157185its true look at /v/'s obsession with asian women
nerds like them because theyre easy to get so then they start conflating easiness with attractiveness. gook = easy therefore hot
white foid = difficult for a nerd to get therefore she is a dogfucker and also on blacked dot com
No.1157199
>>1157189i never really thought i was that attractive, maybe like a 5 or 6 but i was in good shape cuz i played sports, now im a pudgy boy
No.1157200
what sport
No.1157201
having a beer for brekkie…
No.1157202
gooks are easy to get? wtf
No.1157204
>>1157201bro dont go down that road bro
No.1157206
i need help…
No.1157207
>>1157200i played everything as a kid (basketball, baseball, football, soccer) in highschool just soccer though
No.1157208
got a full nights sleep heck yeah
No.1157209
*tries to help*
No.1157211
>>1157208same
its a blessing
No.1157212
>>1157202yes gooks have extremely low standards
they date soy redditors and of course gooks
i guaranfuckingtee that if they had higher standards like other women they would be viewed as the trash they are
No.1157213
>>1157201we do this pretty much every day here but we still keep it under 50 standard drinks per week
No.1157214
>>1157212what does this say about us if weve all been failing kgf for a decade
No.1157215
>50 standard drinks per week
ooo boy
No.1157217
>>1157216ya i like that im into it
No.1157218
>>1157214bro like one guy here actually went to gookrea
kgf is a meme its just a joke
No.1157219
all asians are exceedingly unattractive especially before they get the eye surgery
No.1157221
cant believe toot hates us im sad now
No.1157222
>>1157216this one is not really that hot
No.1157223
whats a standard drink
No.1157224
water
No.1157226
>>1157223can of beer
5oz of wine
1(?) oz of liquor
No.1157227
>>1157216her eyes kinda look like my moms so im naturally attracted to it
No.1157228
>>1157226its 1.5oz of 40%
No.1157229
>>1157089so thats where that guys face meme came from. i cant keep up
No.1157230
>>1157219my gook is a monolid
No.1157232
i'm gonna post it
No.1157233
>>1157231shes fuckin hot!
No.1157235
really love asian side profiles
No.1157237
can i please share how i feel
No.1157238
>>1157231now THATS literally what a perfection looks like
No.1157241
dude we find asian girls hot and you dont its ok everything is ok people like different things
No.1157242
you guys are being retard
No.1157246
>>1157241Mother love me, long time, long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton
One time, one time, wonton
Love me long time
Feed on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
Pair a wonton, wonton, love me long
No.1157252
>>1157251how come phil has intense epic orgasms like that and i dont
No.1157254
*tattoos patience on my neck*
does he even watch gsl
No.1157257
i always dream of beating someone to death with a baseball bat or a hockey stick
No.1157258
psycho
No.1157259
i dream of kick flipping in a warehouse
No.1157261
my dream was too freaky to describe here
No.1157262
was it a good or a bad dream
No.1157263
>>1157256it looks like antonio banderas turned startale life into a stinker femmeboy
No.1157265
it wasnt strictly good but it had a cool plot
No.1157266
i found your dream played out and hamfisted
No.1157267
come on
No.1157268
i remember when a guy stepped over a floor conveyor belt but he was supposed to go around…he got fired on the spot..
No.1157269
now watch me whip
No.1157270
thats just slightly more than a 6pack a day
No.1157272
love drinking
love gaming
No.1157273
why would you wear a gong in your neck
No.1157274
time for cbp
No.1157276
sometimes i make that sweet anita pop sound without thinking now
No.1157278
>>1157274shouldnt it be cp77 not cbp
No.1157279
CyBerPunk
No.1157280
i am a woman and always have been
No.1157281
post your chromosomes
No.1157282
why not cep for CybErPunk
No.1157283
cern
No.1157284
anyone wanna queue some valorant!
No.1157285
i would but my toaster cant run it
No.1157287
>>1157286this schizophrenic retard with explosive diarrhea has a wife and a job so he's already got me beat
No.1157288
>>1157284hop on wow bro lets do some lfr!
No.1157289
>>1157287but he must suck at games compared to you
No.1157290
i have 129 iq that was tested by a professional when i was a teenager
No.1157291
you guys all play as alliance?
No.1157292
what came first the light or the darkness
No.1157293
>>1157289i don't know bro…
No.1157294
>>1157285toasterbro i have a game for you
No.1157295
>>1157290can you move objects with your mind?
No.1157296
what game
No.1157297
>>1157291i have a warlock and dh on horde and a warrior druid and rogue on alliance
No.1157298
my favorite game at one point: freedom force. and the sequel freedom force vs the 3rd reich
No.1157299
in a book im reading the author says his father had an iq of 195 isnt that well above einstein?
No.1157300
can't wait to get home and play pvp all day.
gotta get full pvp set with vers!
No.1157301
>>1157300bro were going to double druid night fae covenant and theres nothing you can do!
No.1157302
watch me bro!
i'm night bae aswell
No.1157303
>>1157296here im uploading them for you and the comm. they're like baldurs gate with old jack kirby style comicbook capeshit and its good
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t9z7v8l4yneoj/gamer_games (2nd one is almost done)
my nostalgia is better than your nostalgia!
No.1157304
someone check if thats a virus
No.1157305
based gleepster
No.1157307
bully has been roofpilled
No.1157311
fuck holoshit
No.1157312
im soficking runjk
No.1157313
im going to mercy kill you
No.1157314
livi bee's livi bees…
No.1157315
maybe i'll be mercy
No.1157316
post them
No.1157317
+1
No.1157318
did livibee made a porn vid or not yet?
No.1157319
porn porn porn
is that all you can think about
No.1157320
*eats nuggets with mashed potatoes*
No.1157321
>>1157319actually i dont think about porn at all, i fap once a week
No.1157322
youre pornbrained kid
No.1157323
we don't even consciously choose to watch pornography most of the time it just happens
No.1157324
shamikooo maybe
No.1157327
>>1157247thats what im talking about
No.1157329
>>1157328we're watching holofes…
No.1157330
were not watching any stupid jap shit
No.1157332
youtube keeps dropping frames -_-
No.1157333
>>1157326thats not where that goes. those things lie flat with a gentle little screw
No.1157335
>>1157333i mean theres no moving parts so what does it matter how it goes in
its clearly how they designed the board
No.1157336
>>1157335it's retarded to have it sticking out like that. it can only cause a problem
No.1157337
korone!!
No.1157338
no that slot is for these flat wires stop being stupid on purpose
No.1157339
harro harro!
No.1157340
>>1157338look up the board model bro the slot in that pic is the m2 slot
No.1157341
>>1157336from how small the board is it's clearly to save space
No.1157342
i'm not gay
No.1157343
im mentally deranged and its getting worse
No.1157344
oh no wheres the holo fes stream
No.1157345
i hacked it
No.1157347
holoshit i close
No.1157348
holoshit i smile from ear to ear
No.1157349
holo brain aneurysm
No.1157350
im watching niji pantsu chirari tho
