whop bop bam bam
need a catboy to call my own
i sure am glad that guy stopped posting poppy videos
me on the left :3
karkat looks so tard in that
its too friggin hot x___x
hop in the pool bro !
ahem you dumb sl*t>>1021966
dont pretend to be zii idiot
she seems like shed be a terrible pain to deal with in a relationship
what do we know about relationships here
from what i hear:
1. they take up a lot of your time
2. the foids will pay
gonna second point 2.
im a hot girl with big tits
please give me a crum of the pussy
im doing blackface today
south park is the only thing on comedy central that is heavily pozzed
isnt i meant
show some hecking respect!!
when i jack off to a dead woman its as a tribute and done with the utmost respect
i'm still reeling from bill bailey last year
ion going on a BLM rant on the wow stream
who is ion?
the big cheese the game director
how many people in this comm have guns?
what do you think about the 1911?
idk i was referring to me pip
shut up aaron
1911 is gay
love target shooting with 1911's, they generally have really nice trigger assemblies
you only get like 8 rounds in a 1911 might as well carry a revolver like a real man
we dual wield uzis
why that one
stop baiting me with those jewguns
more of a bazooka guy
get in here bros we need mental health
check out the rpg 76
i meant rpg 7. i was so eager to post fast i posted the wrong one.
did your schools have a shooting range or is that weird
schools having one is weird. flyover rural states could have a school rifle club that would be hosted at a local range
ours was inside by the indoor track
im a nigger
I too am black.
we is transnigger
cant believe i turned myself into a pickle
i'm watching an alg about blimps
aaron better do the morricone stream tonight or ill give him a trashing he wont soon forget
i remember all my thrashings
lets tie aaron to a tree and throw rocks at him
let me handle aarons torture
i'll do cinema paradiso on friday for you homos
when are you going to do caligula
aaron thinks hes too good for spaghetti westerns
did aaron really give up on python after a week
aaron never finishes anything he starts
i'm still doing the book
i've been busy so i've been going back over the exercises from earlier chapters
aaron thinks hes too good for furcons
i wish there were some furcon metoo twitlongers
what happens in furcon stays in furcon
r*** in a fursuit…
the perfect crime…
*gets behind you*
*shuts my fursuits butt hole*
*paws at your rear door*
Rain Furrest 2015 was the woodstock of our time
cant believe we missed out on it bros
i told the tan coyote to stop but him and a wolf kept nuzzling my crotch
rape cant happen at furcon cuz these guys are always horny
we soak our fursuit masks in poppers before attending furcons
am i the only one in the comm who has poppers in their nightstand drawer rn?
i know its supposed to be a gay club thing but i dont actually know what a popper is
it loosens the butthole
it's a small bottle of liquid that you inhaled the fumes of. i dont know if there are other forms. you dont feel fucked up at all it acts as a vasodilator that relaxes your blood vessels and muscles. you sniff it right as someone is entering your ass
dunno what a vasodilator is
sounds like a good thing to keep next to the toilet
thats why i said it relaxes your blood vessels afterwards. for you
this man is a lateral thinking genius
you guys sure do know a lot about gay sex….
bro make me an account so i can talk to her!
a lot of that is me
oh shit oh fuck i missed it was there anything good
i cant believe there are cool gunbros here and they never talk about shooting guns
based ion i was worried hed miss out
man thats funny as heck shame she kysed
if i catch you talking to my gf i'll fucking end you kid
idk how to tell you this bro but ive been banging her for like six years now
this onlyfans patreon camshit is going to lead to every girl becoming a prostitute and charging for everything. girls who arent whores will only sell hugs. but its all gonna be prostituted
someone told me a story how they tied someone naked to a tree deep in the woods and left him there until a woman who was gathering mushrooms found him a week later still alive
that means they will be exiting the traditional work space so there will be less competition for jobs then and higher wages
way after i was out of high school some 14 year old kids here tied one of their friends to a tree and burned him alive so far out in the woods they didnt find it for months
i was duck taped handing to a tree before
i was forced to put a noose around my neck and hang myself from a tree before
not even kidding
are you a nigger
duck taping myself to a tree was a gag it sounds like you were bullied…
*reads the problem*
*tabs back to wow*
damn this first guy on the wow direct is gleeped outta his fuckin mind
why do techturds love lame garbage like wow and heroes of catalan
think im gonna watch gits sac in order for the first time
the first 3ish episodes of sac were weak iirc but i really loved the rest
havent seen it since i was a teen though so iunno
pool is really warm today damn 88 degrees
hot tubs are 105
wish i could chill at the pool…
i like wow because it consumes an enormous amount of time and distracts me from the wasteland that is my real life
pretty sure ive already seen every episode because of reruns on toonami for years but ive never watched the series from front to back
what if its the cause of your life being a wasteland
WoW ruined my life
its a factor but not the cause, or at least not the original cause
i dont have the willpower to pull myself together just yet
there are a few niggers i like
why cant i sip responsibly
you can but you dont really want to
anyone can say nigger
actually thats not true
aaron are you streaming today
Alcohol use disorder (which includes a level that's sometimes called alcoholism) is a pattern of alcohol use that involves problems controlling your drinking, being preoccupied with alcohol, continuing to use alcohol even when it causes problems, having to drink more to get the same effect, or having withdrawal symptoms when you rapidly decrease or stop drinking.
been sober more than three months so guess im no longer alcoholic
watched pretty much every alcoholism documentary a while ago and this one was my favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1gQ4iM6N4M
first girl is kinda stupid and the house wives are pretty boring but the rest of the stories are great. especially the dad who lives in the virgin islands with his son and just gets blasted every day
im gonna fap
some furry is defending his art thesis on twitch
art thesis arent real
the first piece he displayed was him in a fursuit sucking his own dick
it was called 'self-care'
that one was real sad… when he had to go to the car to chug some beer and stumbled back in to finish his shift
drinking is about connecting 1 on 1 with the sip this partying or social drinking is a perversion
this was my second favorite alcoholism documentary btw
its louis theroux if youre into that
this ones good too because it shows one young guy whos deep into alcoholism and it follows him getting clean for like 3 months or something
and then near the end louis finds him on the street back to his old ways lol
i feel dabbed on
im all green baby
the painting class i took in college was more work than all my stem classes combined
louis open the door louis
louis you have to come out
i was cooler when i listened to punk rock
first 3 afi albums are SICK
they aren't sugoi at all
somebody grind on me
*kills you over and over again for epic loot*
hot weather is grind weather
getting pretty tanned from swimming so much
why haven't you invited the comm to your pool?
is it ok if i wear my shirt in the pool
*doesnt drop anything*
are you self conscious about your bel….
mind if i skinny dip…
why would you ask someone to grind on you if you don't drop any loot…
looks like a lost kid
theyre mogging him
actually yes i wear my shirt to go outside and take it off then very quickly jump in so no one sees
how do you get out?
make sure no ones around and then i grab my towel and hold it in front of my belly
gonna go post whatcouldthisbeiwonder on /f/
either embrace your bel or commit to losing it
year of the baby boy
bolsonaro is a god
ugh hate waking up this early
the god of getting corona
get out of bed
put a gun against my head
blow my head full of lead
blow it full of lead (edited)
then it doesnt match the beatles song as closely
did my bwl speedrun…. it was pretty good for us..
time to bet on some fantasy csgo!
the alg is recommending me absolute garbage
if a gay guy gets amnesia will he still be gay
I steal funny posts from here and post them in other chatroom threads
im a scatman!!
that's fucking illegal!
toot is it true are we a chatroom
cant remember the last time i saw a funny post here
thats because we are humorless straight edges now
we're drunk right now actually
chest hurts so bad when i breathe deeply
bro i told you going out wasnt worth it!
flying around zangarmarsh looking for wreckage so i can that find fish book
i have this bookmarked so i can follow that stuff at all timeshttps://news.usni.org/category/fleet-tracker
the info is a few days old so russia doesnt use it or whatever
youre mushing on a higher level than me
which one has nukes?
those are carrier strike groups which can have nucleur equipped subs attached to them but they're usually doing laps under the north pole
wake up, solve cubes
when the norks were test firing rockets and drumpf called kim rocket man we had 3 carrier strike groups in the east sea
who is we
the United States of America
my back is borked
breaking news: black dudes discover /pol/
until you bork your back you dont pay attention or care when people complain about their back hurting
we call them niggers here
speak for yourself
i just need someone to do that back crack trick to set it straight
threw out my back a couple years ago it was the worst
had to lay perfectly still in bed for 6 days cuz literally any movement would be pain
*bear hugs your back*
using the blacks against the jew like the jews have been using the blacks against us for centuries is brilliant
gleepy built his own homemade panzershrekt
are they allowed to do this?>>1022230
i've never heard schlong used in a non-pip way
trump is a compulsive liar
i need a new body
i need a new soul
are you trans
build your new body
earn your new soul
own the entire globe
own the entire globe with your neovag
i think im going to jack off
are these just big sports people saying pol jew bullet points?
pretty much pol talking points with a nation of islam veneer
hey youre probably the one that gave me advice when i threw out my back last november thanks again man it really helped a lot
what does veneer mean
i need that advice my back is being a real pain in the ass
veneer: [noun] a thin sheet of a material: such as. a layer of wood of superior value or excellent grain to be glued to an inferior wood. any of the thin layers bonded together to form plywood. a plastic or porcelain coating bonded to the surface of a cosmetically imperfect tooth.
a nation of islam thin sheet of material
theres no way this is safe
literally never got a massage me whole life
wonder how it feels
a chiropractor killed some model doing that
like a coat of paint
i'm feeling leaf
dont think about it
just look at the names and pick whichever ones feel
why doesnt toon play pro gamer?
his gfs wont let him
bet zii gets special treatment at work cause he speaks such good english
bf* and yeah i dont
grim and xep >
also i think prt is supposed to be ptr? unless its someone else
Matheus "prt" Scuvero (born December 18, 1997) is a professional Brazilian Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player currently playing for Team One
bet they call him when theyre doing international negotiations
aaron is going to stream kickassia
bros get in here soulja boys streaming runescape
sometimes i get good brazillians
but the overwhelming majority of the time…..
were in stv fishing up bloodsail junk to get find fish on our druid for the stranglethorn fishing extravaganza on sunday!
why are foreigners and women so bad at games
wonder if stiv is going to respond to tolki's scathing twitlonger
still don't know who sam and tolki are
women are often bad at games because they missed out on tens of thousands of hours of practice in their childhoods
foreigners are often bad at games for a variety of reasons but typically having to do with playing conditions
its too hot to game. its too hot to do anything but stew in my own sweat
yeah watch me crank that robocop super fresh now watch me jock
or because theyre both dumb as fuck!
hop up out of bed
turn my swag on
mom bought me shorts from costco
shes just buying time…
my back wont let me turn or bend or lay down or sit up
didnt realize how important clothes were as a kid i let my mom buy me boot cut jeans and graphic t-shirts from kohls until i was like 16
i wore mall clothes
american eagle, hollister and zumiez
bet you wish you deadlifted and squatted as a teen
*slips on my pac sun tshirt*
i did deadlift and squat as a teen
look where it got you
i dont wanna get fucked in the ass
well you should've kept it up and you wouldn't have ended up in snap city
means i bust fast and cry
its my upper back just under my shoulder blades
made spicy ramen for lunch
you got plans to see a doctor amigo?
ill never see a doctor the solution to all that ails is to eat and sleep more
oh nooo..wer're losing twitch followers….?
actually season 16 is a lot funnier than season 18 of family guy now that im rewatching it
had to close family guy season 18 after less than 5 minutes
let's watch pickle rick
are you guys serious?
his dab our of esports might be just as cringe
lets watch delocated
seth mcfarlane is douchey
i wanna go paintballing
simply existing is miserable
paint balls? o___O
i want to go hike in a forest
lets go pie-o-my!
never been paintballing or lazertaging is it fun
let's go dogging in the forest!
the britbong dogging?
i played some paintball as a kid it was never as fun as i thought it was going to be
only if you want to…
laser tag is only fun if youre like ten years old but then its really fun
paintballing is kinda fun but you have to go with a good group of people not a bunch of military larpers
paintball in small indoor arenas is faster and you get more rounds in than those big outdoor places
My name is Rebecca aka Bexypoo and I AM 20 YEARS OLD (i get asked this a lot as I look like I'm 14)…
toon is here… my hater…
post her onlyfans
whats the difference between autistic masking and regular masking
dont post gore here
Props ot Best Gore member @real_nigger for the video:
just watch it its funny
love watching niggers do their thing
im masking right now
we're getting back into gloving
that was just a phase
what happens when a group of autistic maskers get together
what exactly did those two think was going to happen?
why didnt they just shoot the baboon and get a free dinner
extreme anxiety or maybe they would become aware and become friends idk
albacete vs sporting gijon under 2.5 goals
post gore here
having salmon for dinner cause im fancy
i bet its that poison norwegian farm salmon
ack ive been poisoned by norwegian farm salmon
it's like the stage stage capitalism of kpop, a feedback loop
redpill me on moths
they eat your panties
stage stage capitalism
wish i lived in quahog so bad bros
quahog (plural quahogs) An edible clam with a hard shell found along the Atlantic Coast of North America, from species Mercenaria mercenaria, formerly Venus mercenaria. The largest size of such an edible clam, generally considered only fit for use in chowders and other clam dishes
this guy is a clam
lets beat his ass
y'all niggas never went clammin'
its time bros were gonna win some big money
wittle baby padda
andro men > andro women >>>>> attractive men >> attractive women >>>>> ugly women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literal shit >>>>>>> POWER GAP >>>> ugly men
if you were a camobro you would've noticed varg's german splittertarn camo
its true and it hurts
microwaver you here
this isnt right. and is being a family member a positive or negative?
bros get on wc3 we're playing dbz td
sick of the new normal
fat booty bitch bouncy on my dick
guys really live like this and see no problem
they fixed one of the things they broke yesterday!
only 99 more patches until the main menu runs above 30fps!
nice rice cooker
toot's dominos den…
hes got a better chair than me
why did i pick this leaf guy he sucks
leaf cheats bro he got called out by the brazilians and tarik and now he cant be so blatant so he sucks
ever wonder if he trips on some months old box of half eaten chinese while waddling around and it causes all the rats and roaches to scurry?
i need an alg to watch with my mom quick she's going to be here in a few minutes
why watch an alg with her
put on some vsauce micheal norms love that guy
why should i trust this ginger?
gleepy whatcha smoking on today
my mom thinks i'm a nazi this isnt the direction i want to go with ZOGpilling her
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thats some dynamic programming thing right? gotta admit that crap has never made sense to me outside of standard "memoize fibonacci" introductory example
high as hell, cant ya tell
had some tingling in my hand and it was because my wrist was on the edge of my table
Brazil's President Bolsonaro vetoes COVID-19 aid for Indigenous
imagine if trump did this for niggers
wish i could smoke on medical grade kush
the strain? kid
its called deep ocean
careful with your wrist position and posture
fuck off mike
a girlfriend would solve all of my problems
it would create new problems tho
but thats life right?
jealous of mikes 10 inch penis
actually we would still be loser freaks if we had girlfriends
its not 10 inches he held the ruler farther away from the camera
if you had a girlfriend you would have to deal with her lame friend group all the time
stop ruining the girlfriend fantasy for me
what if you shared friend group
if you already have a group of friends and no gf you really must be the freak loser of the group
her friends will tell her to end it with you when they find out you have no friends
cant maintain relationship
cant maintain friendship
cant maintain job
life just doesnt work for me
yeah but atleast
all i need is to be able to drunk constantly without destroying everything around me, or be so rich that i can afford to destroy everything around me, or be so poor that destroying everything wouldnt matter
we quit drinking bro
everything is temporary
my belly is warm and happy
simply wish i could drink moderately again
im not depressed im numb
whats stopping you bro we down a pint of the good stuff every night in moderation!
now look who creepin look who crawlin still ballin in the mix
cant control it. we black out and the demon comes out
tomorrow i'm getting 1 oz. of ghost train haze and 2 1000mg blackout brownies
Sativa Dominant Hybrid - 80% Sativa / 20% Indica THC: 27%
Ghost Train Haze is one of the most intense strains that has ever been introduced to the marijuana universe. This strain is not for the novice Toker; after all, Ghost Train Haze was named the "Most Potent Strain on earth" by High Times magazine in 2012. This strain derives from Ghost OG & Neville's wreck, creating an insane 27% THC level. GTH is mainly sativa (80:20 sativa/indica ratio), so if you are a novice smoker or suffer from anxiety, it is best that you steer clear of this wicked strain. Heavy smoking of GTH can lead to an almost psychedelic feel that may induce paranoia. The patients who tend to opt for Ghost Train Haze are those who suffer from depression or those who are looking for an overall great time. If taken in small doses, GTH can easily send you into laughing fits and stimulate your creative mind. The aroma of this strain is a sweet blend of sour, citrus & pine that is very pungent. With an abundance of trichomes and hairs, GTH basically looks as dank as it claims to be.
pass me a bowl of that gleep
what if you tell that demon to frick off!
are you a novice toker?
yeah ive got lil baby lungs
*makes ends meet*
hes too sneaky i dont even notice him before its too late
what happens if theres a mega chimpout on election day?
you have to be stronger than it!!
its doing that for a reason
(ithe wants to destroy you and eat your soul)
i dont understand how you none jug pissers do it
they should reboot josie and the pussycats
we're too smart to spend 1/8 of our lives in the bathroom like the normtards
i never leave the house without at least one condom
when did hey arnold come out? are you old enough?
stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop
me when someone knocks on my door
they say you ride the ghost train haze and never return…
cena is a weird autistic robot
probably just my upbringing is sad but i don't think i've ever seen a movie where a white family looked relatable
they always are upper middle class yuppies and totally zog'd and naive and have weird conversations with each other
is it just movie parody or do people actually live like that?
thats awesome he did that. i've heard a few stories about how he's an awesome irl guy
chili crisp so good it makes you start talking chinese
there are also lower class poorer versions of that but its all nigger cattle talk
Kanye West Just NUKED Democrats From Orbit, Confirms he Is Running In 2020, Praises Trump
how does tim do this shit all day every day he literally doesnt take a day off
if he fought in the civil in he would be a great grandfather many times over in dog generations
Kanye West says he no longer supports President Trump
scooby doo has been alive for 50 years now i dont think longevity is a problem for the 'doos
i get most of my news from his alg titles but i never watch them
the noble 'doo family line
he not real docta! he fake docta!
just watch the first minute of each video
the next 23 minutes is him ranting about nothing
its such a clickbait tard title
i refuse to believe any of my intellectual fellow scvs watch him
wish i had someone in my life to crack my back
but titles are purposely designs to be sensationalist
i trust styx's alg titles more
im giving you a night call to tell you how i feel
thinking about my girth
the doos were southern boys they felled their fair share of yankees
need to get felled by a southern boy…
they have techjob money
anime or video games hmmmmm
"Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth…" You got that from Vickers, Work in Essex County, Page 98, right?
my boy gleep is wicked shmart
i didn't know you could get rheumatism sleeping in the snow
hey toot do you like apples?
probably because you'd shake and shiver all night and it'd wear out your joints
tinny and toss were right the internet is too toxic
simply need a new tintok
tried back rolling with a pvc pipe and now i have a headache
war criminal war criminal war criminal war criminal
everything is from caesar you guys really didnt know that?
bill i need the 5g healing rays stat
my favorite part is the romans didnt have any gf so they invited the sabines over and killed the men and raped the woman and kept them
everyone around town knows im a fruit cake
damn this guy is zogged as fuck
a fellow cloacabro. i think this is what transgirls should call their hole too
thats why hes on cable
tucker is cryptozogged this isnt zogged
he's secretly a zionist so he's not really a zionist?
so the fights are to the death now thats cool
my drawings need more strong shapes and bold lines
does anyone *cough* want to start a conversation? 1 dollar? c'mon just 1 dollar
the weak frail dickgirls are nice though..
no. make big confident gestural lines like a man
did you download my .pdf of "how to draw comics the the marvel way"(1978)?
once we, the scvees, unite we could do something like that
my back is killing me
hmmmmmm what to do
heh heh he said she had sex with a gangbanger
how do we help hurt back bro
wish i could take his pain away…
this guy was based!
someone lent me a plug in heating pad that eased the pain slightly.
when i could get myself in the shower i would turn it up as hot as i could handle and blast where my back hurt for at least 5 minutes
cyber-goths are rare
cybergoth with trap influences
one once asked me for a smoke
sex on the phone e-rotic
do those phone sex hotlines still exist
i'm going to say yes
bros get on discord we're grooming minors
do people in this comm play this game?
people in this comm dont play games
more of a movie guy
we are gamers
*calls the prayer phone line*
thats all groyper is though
this guy doesnt know about groyper lore
he is the easter toad…
every one of these adds on fox looks like a scam
what do the 7's do?
sigh how do i we get a gf like her bros
just be yourself
talk to her
well actually first you need a friend group
to hide her scars from cutting
cant even see what it is
tattoos are pure skank shit
was going to join it and write nigger and im happy someone already did that
would twitch let him back?
that arm looks kinda plump bro….
it's time to orc…
what arm lol
that test was too easy
i just saw the woodchuck
i clicked on an alg "how to catch a wild turkey by hand" to see how someone does that… the guy is lying face down on the ground in a ghillie suit (sniper suit covered with vegetation) waiting for a turkey to walk by
this city slicker didnt even know how to catch wild turkeys
its water i think
why didnt you include the cute little pikachu
toot looks tired
i'm the only one in the comm that has a turkey call (device) and can mimic gobbles, clucks, & calls
and i can mimic good gobbles with just my voice
i think my mom raised turkeys to protect her quails on her quail egg farm
The Far Right’s New Toad Mascot Is a Fatter, More Racist Pepe the Frog
thats something that gets me to work even if im dep and dont want to. basic care of my animals
broooo why do you like her? why why
on tv you see journalists putting in years of work, solving crimes with their stories.
real journalists are so lazy they still haven't infiltrated 4chan /pol/
thats such a weird .gif its well done and not. like 2 people worked on it
i think they recolored a few frames of that dancing baby gif
they are doing this with live rounds??
theres a video where he answers that. he was a special forces guy and after he quit he said fuck it i want to eat what i want. he was in operation acid gambit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Acid_Gambit>>1022642
yea, in russia. there is some retarded dangerous stuff in this one too
beaners are so stupid
that lispy queer still has a job?
invading the middle east was so dumb
israel would do the same for us
if theres an audio book of it i'm down
the audacity of hope by barack obama
what a stupid title
the politics of heroin in southeast asia - alfred c mccoy
the audacity of a nigger thinking he knows anything worth writing down in a book
we already read that heroin book
the sipality of man
just had a traumatizing event happen. i dont want to talk about it. lets just say that my mom is a stupid bitch
you know what to do
again?? sorry man
that wasn't me i'm sleeping
wish i was smart enough to dorf or gsg
the t530? shes on the beefier side, but shes reliable…
ay yo BASED
just realized i have 5 computers
bet most people would consider that a problem
new cloud nothings
i've kept my old pc everytime i get a new one since forever and all i've used them for for was reusing 1 fan and 1 molnex connector
WHERE THEY HAVE BURNED BOOKS IN THE BEGINN
i use them all and 4 of them are running right now
im glad we all got to spend this time together in the cuddle thread
gamin, mining, graphics design or editing… and one with a different OS?
ive had a black spot on one of my teeth for like 5 years now and i thought it was a cavity
i dont know what causes those. cavaties are holes in your teeth and feel sharp
my thumb started tingling i should probably stop playing melee
can you tell if it's on the surface or if it's from inside the tooth?
youre going to want to get that taken care of as soon as you can
promised my friends i was gonna make peach cobbler tomorrow………..
kind of a weird promise for a heterosexual man to make
thats the nothingistburger twitlonger rape ever
Whenever he was around….alcohol was there with him. And I’d usually drink quite a bit at GDQ. It was my way to escape from my insecurity at the events. I always knew my limits but I wanted to make sure I didn’t get blackout pukey drunk. But in any case I remember a particular moment this year when me and him were alone. I was having a nervous breakdown because I felt like an outcast, and he was there to cheer me up. I remember being in a hotel room, and being intoxicated. He was talking me out of my funk and when I hugged him….I felt his hands wandering. I was frozen on the spot. And the next thing I know I was making out with him. It never went farther than that
im not hetero in the slighest
one chance at life never got molested at gdq
who is this auschad?
try to hide my boner
gayweed you know this isn't how it works
only posted that because i couldnt tell what it was from the thumbnail
well would you look at the time!
i just dont want to see anyone with a torn anus
lost 5kg… i'm at 78kg now
its time to drink and its time to game
it's that big racist toad
ugh went to go get a pack of ciggies and a dr pep but i realized when i got there i left my drivers license at home
getting carded usually isnt a problem except i went to walgreens and they have a gay policy that requires their cashiers to scan an id for ever tobacco purchase
should have just stolen them!
cigs are behind the counter
thats what gun is used for
i know all about bouldering now
i call them problems
thats like a pg version of something i saw on /b/ once
toot check reports
i didnt mean to post that picture and theres nothing wrong with it
one is a cat
are you sure
i thought the left one was a cat as well
sickzii do they have whorehouses in croatia
my cel rage is rising
just told this 15 year old kid i was going to kill his parents
croatia is one big whore house
maybe they do exists but i never heard or saw about any whorehouse in croatia, prostitution is illegal here
so why do you treat me like a whore
are there any good horror games
silent hill series
pc building simulator was under the psychological horror section on the steam store
why cant shitskins swim
kinda weird right since shit can flow
ugh sickzii youre nasty
lost 20$ on the lotto
shit can float because it has air trapped in it that escapes over time. thats why they sink by the time your out of the shower
why would you poop in the shower lol
i knew how to swim when i was like 4
i too had parents who cared about me
whenever i swam at hotel pools with my family my older bro would always hold my head below water longer until i started trashing because i thought i was going to drown
that and living like 5 minutes away from the beach in florida helped too a giant free swimming pool to learn how to swim in
you squat down in the shower poop and stomp it down the drain. no cleanup
lmao people don't actually do this, right?
2 more weeks of work and then my 2 weeks vacation starts…
weve been on vacation for years!
being a horse chiropractic seems much more dangerous than being a cop
what about a horse prostitute
sigh just remembered about mr hands now im crying
a lot of people learned from that mistake and it did a lot of good
nah you dont need gloves for that
she just puts her whole fist in that horse pussy
country girls make do
you gotta have some nuts to rape a pit bull
damn that guy sounds based
he straight t-posed on that bitch and her dog too
still havent seen joker
its a good drama, not gonna lie
*blasts peace walker ost*
Aaron doesnt want to stream real movies like joker because germany is super nazi about copyrights
we already streamed joker idiot
ugh wanna buy like 50 bucks worth of chips and cookies and pretzels and nuts
michael is dropping the first deuce since he moved in 3 days ago it's going to be bad
get some food for meals too like frozen 'za so you don't eat all those snacks as food in 2 days
i cant vibe
day 10 of not cooming
*sucks your dick*
won 30 cents on that csgo 10 cent bet!
you'll get kanker
goodnight bros its 622am i hope i wake up at 5pm tomorrow!
i hope god sends you a dream and you better your life
is this supposed to be funny?
i didnt watch it i just linked it straight from the alg
it's not that funny, but it's real
i slept 11 hours O_ o
hate that feel
tosslion should be unbanned soon how are we preparing
mashing the report button to warm up
his ban expires in two days..
maybe he wouldnt freak out and spam if you didnt ban him. he's a reasonable dude
toot how many dogecoins do you need to prolong his ban by another month
dunno how anyone can hate toss
what dont you like about him
go fuck yourself
his sheer masculinity his posts are emitting is threatening me
i need more twitlongers
dreamt of a cobra
i'm out of weed until the ghost train haze arrives
that wasnt a dream there was a cobra all along
cobras are weird
they say cobras are the only snakes that meditate
cobras mean penis in dreams
i prefer rushia with green hair
are you deathly afraid of snakes, are they one of your fears?
or were you thinking of penis?
i've got sore abs from jacking so hard yesterday…
im deathly afraid of penisses
the lil dude on the left looks so shooped
my drugs are on a plane out of india now
actually you're gay
i need to refresh the hindupill i got in high school history class
herpbro here, i got this
Cobra seen in a dream symbolizes evil, to overcome which will require wisdom and endurance.
auschad is a herpbro
If you saw a poisonous cobra, dream interpretation believes that you change your opinion of a familiar person for the better, and he will help you to get rich.
kind of contradicting signals im getting ehre
well was the cobra poisonous or not
arent all cobras poisonous
i dont buy that. thats what a person who lives where there are cobras and has seen them would think.
they dont mean the same thing to the white man
it was kinda tame to me but spat at my mom
to the white man theyre just another penis
it means youre gonna spit with your penis in your mom
herpbro here, cobras are highly poisonous can spit venom, the good news is it isn't the venom that eats your muscles its the respiratory failure one
that much could kill 20 people if evenly dosed out
no it couldnt
actually it could
how long does it take to reload